not so tall anon

from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #665.6
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have people been able to figure out what the actual exact heights of the helluva hotel characters are
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From what I've seen charlie's supposed to be like 6'1 and considering Vaggie's significantly smaller so roughly 5'9, Alistor and Angel are taller than her so roughly 6'5 for Alistor and 6'8 for Angel.
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>charlie towers over me by 6 fucking inches

be still my heart
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>"aww hey Anon what'cha doing little guy?"
"What's it fucking look like you crazy bitch? I'm getting something to drink."
>"Aww is little nonny wonny getting grumpy? Here let me get you a juice pouch so you can get ready for beddy bye time."
"God damn it woman I've told you once, I've told you a million times I'm a full grown adult I can do anything I want myself!"
>"Thats right little human, does that mean you don't want this delicious juice pouch?"
"....fucking give it here."
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>Anon and Baxter start working on a growth serum because they both get flack for being smaller than everyone else
>"MWAHAHA After weeks worth of work we've finally done it Anon! We'll never be talked down to again!"
"About fucking time! down the hatch boyo!"
>The both cheer each other and drink their portions.
>Anon grows several inches roughly 6'7 now
>Baxter manages to hit 7'2
>"Mwahaha! YES IT WORKS IT WOOOOORKS!"
"Simmer down Bax, alright lets get out of this basement and flex on the bastards!"
>Anon goes to the kitchen this time without the step ladder
>Charlie walks in and sees Anon
>"Oh wow... you had quite the growth spurt. eh?"
"Yep! now you can't act like I'm some helpless kid anymore, isn't it great?!"
>*Hic* "Yeah... thats great.... I'm so proud of you"
>Charlie runs out the kitchen with her hands covering her face
>whats her deal... eh whatever time to get a juice box
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>Anon walks into the lounge room juice box in hand
>He can faintly hear what hears like sobbing in the other room
>"T-they grow up so f-f-ast Vaggie baaaw"
>"There there Charlie, it'll be okay if you want we can get another human."
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>we can get another human.

Charlie and Vaggie just use Alastor to take trips to the human world to kidnap random people so Charlie can mother them.
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>New human gets "Born" into hell as Charlie calls it
>Anon meets Anon2
"Hey, she got you too huh?"
Anon2's response: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHlvc8dOv_Q
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EB0IUruJFOA
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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/687554323999096885/816959482139639828/1567512451248.png
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Well if thats an actual source than I'm way fucking off.
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Charlies in hells too so thats at least two inches
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>Anon being the only human in hell implies he's a fucking manlet
>he has to get a stool just to reach the cabinet for a glass of water
Being a human is suffering in hell after all... who would have thought.
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what about the helluva boss characters
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No scale for them, I'm afraid.
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>Charlie's so giddy about having a new human she's glowing with excitement
>"Anooooon, I want you to come down and meet your new brother Moose!"
>fucking what?
>Anon comes down to the first level of the building to be surprised by the sight of another human standing before him
"What the fuck? Charlie you actually stole a baby?!"
>Charlie's holding the small form in her arms and is completely infatuated with it
>"Oh come on, Anon you weren't too much older than this when we had you."
"First of all I was 22, secondly you kidnapped me!"
>"No Anon you were "Re born"... and besides look at his chubby little cheeks"
"Charlie... I can't believe this, what about its family?! Don't you think they'll be worried about their literal fucking baby being gone?"
>Vaggie chimes in
>"Relax Anon, we got this one from a foster care and so no ones going to miss it."
>Back at the foster home
>The entire staff is panicking looking for the missing baby... also fred started a fire in the middle chaos.
>Charlie walks over to Anon with the baby
>"Go ahead, hold your new brother."
>Anon takes the baby in his arms.
>This family is fucking weird.