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- An old VW beetle had a breakdown on the Autobahn. A Mercedes stopped and asked the beetle driver if he'd like a tow. The VW driver was very grateful. The Mercedes driver told him to Flash his lights if he got nervous about the speed.
- They drove in the middle line at a low Speed Level as a BMW passed them with a smirk on the driver's face. The Mercedes driver got angry and started accelerating. The BMW and the Mercedes passed each other a several times till the BMW driver gave up.
- Later that day the BMW driver met with friends. As he arrived, his friends were talking about which car would be the fastest-- Porsche, Mercedes... he interrupted them instantly.
- "Listen guys.. forget about Porsche, forget about BMW.. I was on the Autobahn today and had a race with a mercedes.. we sped up to 185 mph and I gave up. The Mercedes passed me... but forget about Mercedes; tailgating the Mercedes was a VW Beetle flashing its brights!!"
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