Fluffy Pony Vet and Rehab Center - 4.5

Vanner, ?? ??, 2012 / ??
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>own fluffy pony vet and rehab center
>kennel for human euthansia is full because of the rabid fluffy pony incident
>so many cursing little fluffies is tragically adorable
>tragidorable?
>worse still, you've got a "smawty fwiend" to deal with
>toss "smawty fwiend" into THE ROOM
>drop dish of spaghetti on the floor, spiked with cough syrup
>the nighttime sniffling, sneezing, holy-fuck-this-will-kill-a-fluffy-in-five minutes medicine
>"yoo gonna kiww me, hooman?"
>"Yes, I am."
>"why yoo hate fwuffies?"
>"I love them, that's why I try to make them better."
>"then why kiww smawty fwiend? i is fwuffie too."
> "Because smarty friends think they're better than people, and that arrogance will get your herd killed."
>"wha arrogen? no wan die"
>"You gotta go, fuzzball. Enjoy your last meal."
>"NO WAN DIE!" he yells, puffing up his cheeks.
>adorable
>"I'm really busy, so just eat the spaghetti, would you?"
>"I KIWW YOU."
>"Eat your damn spaghetti."
>"smawty fwiend" knocks over the bowl, and tosses it at you
>it flies about two feet
>sigh
>grab fluffy by scruff
>"PU ME DOWN! I KIWW YOO!"
>dump fluffy into incinerator
>yelling will probably continue till you turn it on
>head back out to kennel full of cursing fluffies with a big pot of spaghetti and a jug of cough syrup
>it's gonna be a long day