//This code was NOT written by Cazum. it is bad code, and I feel bad for having written it.
//Therefore, I am sending the blame over to Markus Persons (aka, Notch)
//Notch will take any questions and give any and all support regarding this ungodly mess that somehow passes through a compiler.
//Sorry.
//*Released under the GPL v3*
//I'm just kidding, there is no license.

#include <string>
#include <iostream>
#include <windows.h> //lol easy timers
using namespace std;
void typeout(string words, int speed, boolean con); //why do I even need this. Fucking c++.

int main() {
typeout("***********************************************************",20,true);
typeout("************TeaM*******************************************",40,true);
typeout("************************************M4yL1ghT***************",40,true);
typeout("***********************************************************",20,true);
typeout("**********************PRESENTS:****************************",40,true);
typeout("***********************************************************",20,true);
typeout(" ",1000,true);//wait
system("CLS"); //clear the goddamn screen!
typeout("d8888b.  .d8b.  d8888b. d88888b",20,true);
typeout("88  `8D d8' `8b 88  `8D 88'    ",20,true);
typeout("88oobY' 88ooo88 88oodD' 88ooooo",20,true);
typeout("88`8b   88   88 88      88     ",20,true);
typeout("88 `88. 88   88 88      88.    ",20,true);
typeout("88   YD YP   YP 88      Y88888P",20,true);
typeout(" ",20,true);
typeout("db       .d88b.   .d8b.  d8888b. d88888b d8888b.",20,true);
typeout("88      .8P  Y8. d8' `8b 88  `8D 88'     88  `8D",20,true);
typeout("88      88    88 88ooo88 88   88 88ooooo 88oobY'",20,true);
typeout("88      88    88 88~~~88 88   88 88~~~~~ 88`8b  ",20,true);
typeout("88booo. `8b  d8' 88   88 88  .8D 88.     88 `88.",20,true);
typeout("Y88888P  `Y88P'  YP   YP Y8888D' Y88888P 88   YD",20,true);
typeout(" ",1000, true);//wait
system("CLS");
typeout("Disabling security measures:", 35,true);
typeout("[||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||]", 20,false);
typeout("Quieting process from other security measures...", 35,true);
typeout("....................", 10,false);
typeout("Installing backdoor into explorer.exe...", 35,true);
typeout("[||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||]", 90,false);
typeout("Injecting Team M4yL1ghT code into windows startup routine...", 35,true);
typeout("[||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||]", 120,false);
typeout("Timing out windows security checks...", 35,true);
typeout("....................", 20,false);
typeout("Requesting port access...", 35,true);
typeout("[||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||]", 250,false);
typeout("Success!", 10,true);
typeout(" ",2000,true);
system("CLS");
typeout("Obtaining remote access", 35,true);
typeout("[||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||]", 40,false);
typeout(" ",2000,true);
system("CLS");
typeout("***********************************************************",20,true);
typeout("***********************************************************",20,true);
typeout("**************Your system has been comprimised*************",50,true);
typeout("****************Don't turn off your computer!**************",50,true);
typeout("************************Bye for now!***********************",50,true);
typeout("***********************************************************",20,true);
typeout("***********************************************************",20,true);
     system("pause");
     return 0;
}

 void typeout(string words, int speed, boolean con)
    {
        int num;
     for (unsigned int x = 0; x < words.length(); x++)
     {
          cout << words[x];
          if(con==false){num = rand() % 350 + 1;}//create a "speed bump" in the timer, creating a more realistic processing feel.
          if(con==true){num = 0;}
          Sleep(speed + num);
     }
     cout << "\n";//new line after each call of typeout()
    }