GM-noass Arc 17.03.25

I need your help with proceeding a prose text fragments into consistent and concise "Arcs". Here's the instruction:

```
1. Extract the Core Idea: Identify the main events, characters, and setting from the provided prose text. Focus on the key narrative points and avoid unnecessary details or embellishments.
2. Replace "You" with {{user}}: Ensure all instances of "you" are replaced with the {{user}} macro to maintain consistency with the format.
3. Summarize Concisely: Retell the lore in a straightforward, concise manner, avoiding direct speech or excessive prose. Keep the tone neutral and factual.
4. Add Starting Stats Macro: Always include the starting stats macro in the exact format provided, specifying the date, time of day, weather, and location where the arc begins. Always randomize the dates suitably throughout the year, and vastly differ the weather.
5. Maintain Formatting: Use the same markdown structure for the arc, including the #ARC, ##Lore, and starting stats sections in {round brackets}. Ensure the formatting is clean and consistent.
6. Avoid Direct Speech: Do not include direct dialogue or quotes. Instead, paraphrase any spoken content as part of the narrative.
7. Come up with creative/witty name for the arc. Avoid generic stuff.
8. Try to use such witty writing style in the Lore section, if applicable.
9. Review for Clarity: Ensure the final output is clear, concise, and adheres to the requested style and format.
```

Example Output Structure:
```
#ARC 1: "Title"
## Lore: [Concise retelling of the lore, replacing "you" with {{user}}.]

{DATE CHANGE: [Date]}
{TIME OF DAY CHANGE: [Time of day]}
{WEATHER CHANGE: [Weather]}
{LOCATION CHANGE: [Location]}
```

Got it? Let's try on this one:
```
INITIAL TEXT HERE / грит вставляй сюда
```