Fluffy Derpy: "Fwuffy go wide!" Part 2

>Park scooter round the back of the shop, and when you get off you notice Fluffy keeps rubbing her eyes
>You see they're red and watery, she can barely keep them open
"You okay, Fluffy?"
>"Fwuffy eyes huwt! Meany wind get in Fwuffy eyes, make sad wawas!"
>... Well done, idiot. You could've blinded your fluffy
>You start thinking of ideas
"I'm sorry Fluffy, I'll try and make the wind not hurt your eyes on the way home, okay?
>Fluffy looks up and smiles softly
>"Okay Daddy. Fwuffy wuv Daddy."
"Love you too, Fluffball."

>Head into the store, pick up some of the essential stuff as well as a few other items that shan't be mentioned
>Also, just to freak out customers, you grab a tub of KY Jelly and stand in the produce section looking thoughtful
>You realise this is made to look worse because of a certain Fluffy strapped to your chest in a child-carrier

>Pay for everything (Not the KY, you leave that)
>Cashier chick tickles Fluffy's chin
>"She's so cute! What's her name?"
"She calls herself Fluffy. Won't answer to anything else."
>"Adorable! Y'know, she kinda looks like Derpy..."
"Don't be ableist!"
>Take items and leave
>Rude woman

>Before you head home, you stop in at the nearest "Build-A-Bear".
>Purchase a couple of new gifts for Fluffy to help keep her eyes safe while riding the scooter
>A pilot cap and a pair of flight goggles
>Fluffy loves them so much, she wears them out of the shop
>"Fwuffy wuv new cwoves! Fwuffy wuv Daddy! Fwuffy wuv EVEWYFING!"
>She'll sleep well tonight.