Ad Lib #1

It was a very slutty day at school. First, I had to loved my locker. In homeroom class, we had a test on anal beads and Jacob got a perfect score. I forgot my homework for dildo class, and the teacher was whorish! Next I had to furiously write a report about Big Mac, and it was so courageous. I read it to the class and it made everybody incest. Lunch was the best part of the day, we ate Joseph Stalin's children with awesome milk. In art class, Jacob spilled the prostitutes all over my new Big Mac and it turned all small. Math class took forever, I just wanted to straighten through it. I asked for a pass to go to the Mcmuffin, and I saw Jacob and Kevin kissing in the hall. My last class was band, and we played three new malestrippers. After school, I felt huge as I rode the bus home.