PINARY 044

[08:30] CTG ceased responding to memo.
[08:30] CPC ceased responding to memo.
[08:30] CPP: ((back. now are people going to play or...))
[08:31] CUC: ye
[08:31] CUC: thonking
[08:32] CUC: /see list
[08:32] CPP: [INPUT: /see list]
[08:32] CPP: [OUTPUT: Ever wanted to have a bird's eye view of another world? Then just tell me to show you any of these locations! WASHINGTON D.C., NEW YORK CITY, THE TAJ MAHAL, HELL, THE MOONBASE, THE SHRINE OF 2B2T, NEPETA'S SHIPPING WALL, THE DAWN OF TIME, THE END OF MAN]
[08:33] CUC: Nothing new, damn.
[08:33] CUC: /game 1
[08:33] CPP: ((FUCKING. FINALLY.))
[08:33] CPP: [INPUT: /game 1]
[08:34] CPP: [OUTPUT: Begin JEFF THE SCIENTIST.]
[08:34] CPP: [JEFF THE SCIENTIST: NEW GAME >CONTINUE< OPTIONS QUIT]
[08:34] CUC: >Options
[08:36] CPP: [OPTIONS: SUBTITLES >ON</OFF | CHILD SAFETY MODE ON/>OFF< | SEVEN MODE LOCKED | POST-SEVEN MODE LOCKED | CREDITS Y/>N<
[08:37] CUC: >Back to main menu
[08:38] CPP: [JEFF THE SCIENTIST: NEW GAME >CONTINUE< OPTIONS QUIT]
[08:38] CUC: >Continue.
[08:39] CUC: Ahh, shit.
[08:39] CUC: Quick afk.
[08:39] CPP: [>CONTINUE<]
[08:41] CCP: nuκes dropped on jαpαn count: three
[08:43] CPP: [You rematerialize, months having long since gone by since the last time this game was booted up... You are now JEFF THE SCIENTIST.]
[08:44] CCA ceased responding to memo.
[08:45] CPP: [You're in the NORTH HALLWAY, right outside the REC ROOM. You've stayed here for a bit after WATCHING SOMEONE DIE IN FRONT OF YOU at the hands of the ADVANCED SUPERIORS. You don't really know what to think about it. Those SUPERIORS are serious about making sure no one plays MINECRAFT anywhere.]
[08:47] CPP: [There is a SECRET AREA below you, and a STAIRCASE behind you.]
[08:47] CAC ceased responding to memo.
[08:48] ?GG: >play terrarıa
[08:48] CAU: >What are you dawdling around for, lad? Check out that SECRET~ AREA
[08:48] ?GG: 
[08:48] CAU: And then Stamper shenanigans ensue.
[08:48] CPP: [Yeah, TERRARIA. Great idea. Next thing you know, the news will be saying THE GODMODDER'S invaded TERRARIA too. But get real. That would never happen.]
[08:48] CPP: [Oh, who the hell are you kidding. It probably already has.]
[08:48] CPP: [Now, about that SECRET AREA... It should be right below your feet. It isn't even that well-kept of a secret.]
[08:49] CPP: [You make absolutely sure to stay out of the way of a CAMERA hovering ominously near your position, and slide a panel out of the floor. You jump below, entering a hidden room.]
[08:49] CPP: [It was one of THE RAT MAN'S DENS, and has since been repurposed as a TERMINAL ROOM.]
[08:50] CPP: [There are five BASIC-LEVEL EMPLOYEES at the other end of the room. You seal the panel back up and dust off your lab coat.]
[08:50] CUC: I return.
[08:50] CUC: WOw.
[08:51] CAU: >Examine an unoccupied terminal, if possible. Since they are BASIC-LEVEL EMPLOYEES, it shouldn't be hard for you to access, right?
[08:51] CUC: Reading back over these logs, Jeff the Scientist hasn't been played since before DTG0 started.
[08:51] ?GG: concept: baseball ccg
[08:52] CPP: [The TERMINAL ROOM only consists of one TERMINAL. Everyone takes turns inputting commands into it and laughing at/pondering the results. The TERMINAL runs on a modified and archaic form of the SOFTWARE that's going into the prototype of PROJECT BINARY.]
[08:52] CPP: [It looks like a bunch of CPUs stitched together. You involuntarily shudder. Reminds you too much of HER.]
[08:53] CUC: >Go and check out the TERMINAL.
[08:54] CPP: [You look at the TERMINAL in earnest. Many commands and varying outputs fill the screen. It all blends together to you. You weren't much for the TERMINAL aspect of the machine. You just helped build it.]
[08:54] CPP: [The most recent command appears to be /loominarty apples.]
[08:55] CUC: >Think about an interesting command you like.
[08:55] CCP: >Reαd output of /loominαrty αpples
[08:55] CCA: dang, frame pushers are expensive...
[08:55] CPP: [The output's just a long string of characters that relate APPLES to THE ILLUMINATI. The employees are having a laugh over it, but you don't quite get it. What the hell is HOMESTUCK?]
[08:55] CCA: time to get me some 10/10/10 platiolus.
[08:56] CPP: [You quite like the /list command, even if some of the responses are a bit... ESOTERIC. That's all PROJECT BINARY is, really. Even though you worked on it plenty, you still can't fully understand it.]
[08:56] CPP: [One of the employees turns to you and looks. "Ey, it's Mason! Jeff Mason! How's it going?"]
[08:57] CUC: >Converse.
[08:57] CPP: [What do you say?]
[08:58] CUC: >"Pretty good."
[08:58] CPP: ["Pretty good."]
[08:58] CPP: [EMPLOYEE: "Good, good! We've been chillin' here for a few hours. This thing's ALWAYS funny."]
[08:59] ?GG: >"Have we found all the commands?"
[08:59] CURRENT caledfwlchUnleashed [CCU] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[08:59] CCU: ((who took the Hydra Mask??))
[08:59] CCP: ((someone took the mask?))
[09:00] CPP: ["Have we found all the commands?"]
[09:00] CCP: ((permission to toss a dog at them? ))
[09:00] CUC: ((Teag.))
[09:00] CPP: [EMPLOYEE: "Man, I don't even know! This hunk of junk's just a small version of the real thing and there's STILL shit we don't get!"]
[09:00] CCU: ((Since when?!))
[09:00] CCP: ((since a while ago))
[09:00] CPP: [EMPLOYEE #2: "Yeah. I have no idea what the point of /project is. It's just dummied out."]
[09:00] CCU: ((Why did no-one pick up on this?))
[09:01] CPP: [EMPLOYEE 2: "Yeah. I have no idea what the point of /project is. It's just dummied out."]
[09:01] CAU: ((SORRY I DUNNO BUT I REALLY WOULD LOVE TO DROP KICK TEAG OR SOMETHING))
[09:01] CUC: "What, really, it doesn't do anything?"
[09:01] ?GG: huh, blınk ıs updated
[09:01] CCP: ((i did))
[09:01] ?GG: lovely
[09:01] CPP: [EMPLOYEE: We only have access to all the basic commands, anyway. There's still a shitton of commands that only advanced people can get too!"]
[09:01] CPP: ["What, really, it doesn't do anything?"]
[09:01] CPP: [EMPLOYEE 2: Mm-hmm. Try for yourself.]
[09:02] CCP: ((ok if teag doesn't give the mask too twin without a perfectly good reason he gets free dog blocks ))
[09:02] CCU: >Type in /Project.
[09:02] CCU: ((You go do that now, pls.))
[09:02] ?GG: >"How many cheatcodes have we ınputted?"
[09:03] CCP: ((once i'm done killing japan with an infinty of nukes))
[09:03] CPP: [You step up to the TERMINAL, crack your knuckles, and input /project.]
[09:03] CPP: [INPUT: /project]
[09:04] ?GG: >ınput probect
[09:04] CPP: [OUTPUT: [x]]
[09:04] CPP: [You're puzzled. That... That's just some kind of weird symbol. The EMPLOYEES also look bewildered.]
[09:05] CCP: >"Perhαps the commαnd is unfinished?"
[09:05] CPP: [EMPLOYEE: "I've got no idea what that thing means, but it's useless. USELESS! What kind of machine are we making, anyway?"]
[09:05] CAU: >Press the [x] key.
[09:05] CPP: ["Perhaps the command is unfinished?"]
[09:05] CPP: [The employees think about it. One of them talks.]
[09:05] CCP: >"Or its something mαssive, αnd it doesn't hαve the processing poωer to do it in this form?"
[09:05] CCP: >"Its αn unliκely prospect, βut still."
[09:05] CPP: [EMPLOYEE 4: "We thought that too. Except the terminal would SAY that it's unfinished. It would return an error."]
[09:06] CPP: ["Maybe the terminal just doesn't have the power to do the real command?"]
[09:06] CPP: [EMPLOYEE 4: "Could be. But we have no way of knowing. We didn't make the code."]
[09:06] CAU: okay i am now fuzzy in the head hahaha
[09:06] CPP: [A sad truth, but one you've accepted. JOHNSON might have known. But... he's dead.]
[09:06] ?GG: >ınput probect
[09:06] CPP: [INPUT: /probect]
[09:06] CPP: ERROR: UNKNOWN COMMAND
[09:06] ?GG: damn
[09:06] CPP: [The employees laugh.]
[09:06] ?GG: >ınput pınary
[09:07] CUC: >"Any good cheat codes we've found?"
[09:07] CPP: [EMPLOYEE: "The hell are you doin', man? You making typoes on purpose?"]
[09:07] CPP: [INPUT: /pinary]
[09:07] CPP: ERROR: UNKNOWN COMMAND
[09:07] ?GG: danr
[09:07] CCP: >"input: /cheαt CHAO BFLY"
[09:07] CPP: [EMPLOYEE: "Probect Pinary! Hahaa! Priceless!"]
[09:07] ?GG: alrıght then
[09:07] CPP: [EMPLOYEE 2: "What kind of an idiotic name is Probect Pinary?"]
[09:08] CPP: ["Oh, hey, a question. Have you guys found any good cheat codes?"]
[09:08] CPP: [The employees look bewildered.]
[09:08] ?GG: >ınput /cheat
[09:08] ?GG: why not
[09:08] CPP: [EMPLOYEE: ...We figured that was broken, too. No matter what we do it doesn't work.]
[09:08] CPP: [EMPLOYEE: Check this out.]
[09:08] CCU: >check that out.
[09:09] CPP: [The EMPLOYEE types in /cheat, then turns to look at you. "I've been trying to type in the Konami Code or something, but it's not accepting it!"]
[09:09] ?GG: >ınput BASE MENT
[09:09] CPP: [EMPLOYEE: "What kind of a cheat code does this thing accept, man?"]
[09:09] CPP: [You input BASE MENT into the cheat menu.]
[09:09] CPP: [It seems to accept the code.]
[09:09] CPP: [The EMPLOYEES all applaud you.]
[09:10] CCP: >input CHA0 BFLY
[09:10] CPP: [EMPLOYEE: "Holy shit, man!" EMPLOYEE 2: "How'd you know to do that?" EMPLOYEE 3: "What did it do??" EMPLOYEE 5: "They're coming."]
[09:10] CCW ceased responding to memo.
[09:10] ?GG: >ınput butt butt
[09:10] ?GG: 
[09:10] CUC: SHIT
[09:10] CPP: ((can you guys stop, please? thanks.))
[09:10] CCP: ((ok))
[09:10] ?GG: ((k))
[09:10] ?GG: ((will refrain from meta))
[09:11] CUC: ((kk))
[09:11] CPP: [You feel... PROUD. You somehow figured out how to input a cheat code into this thing. But how?]
[09:11] CCU: >wait what about they're coming?
[09:11] CPP: [Whatever. You guess you've had your fun with the TERMINAL.]
[09:11] CPP: [Though... Something EMPLOYEE 5 said strikes you as a bit odd.]
[09:11] ?GG: >be worrıed about who's comıng
[09:11] CPP: ["What did you just say?"]
[09:11] CPP: [EMPLOYEE 5 looks up at you with mournful eyes.]
[09:12] CCU: . . .
[09:12] CPP: [EMPLOYEE 5: "The Superiors are going to see us."]
[09:12] CCP: >Reαlize hoω βαdly you αre doomed
[09:12] ?GG: ...
[09:12] CPP: [The other EMPLOYEES howl with laughter. EMPLOYEE: "Maaaan, are you kidding??"]
[09:12] CPP: [EMPLOYEE 3: "Why would they care what we do down here? I have everything ready for the Execution. This is just to kill time."]
[09:12] CPP: [EMPLOYEE 5: "They have everything ready. This is just to kill us."]
[09:13] CPP: [Nervous laughter fills the room until it goes silent.]
[09:13] CPP: [EMPLOYEE 2: "What the hell are you on about, Billy?"]
[09:13] CCU: . . . . . . . . .
[09:13] CPP: [Oh. That's BILLY. You... didn't recognize him. Probably because he's usually on his PHONE.]
[09:13] CPP: [BILLY: "I... uh. I don't know. What was I just talking about?"]
[09:14] CPP: [The EMPLOYEES resume their chaos, turning away from BILLY. EMPLOYEE: "Billy ain't right in the head, I tell you what!" EMPLOYEE 3: "Ever since he worked on GLaDOS, he just... Well, you know."]
[09:14] CPP: [You don't know how to react.]
[09:14] ?GG: >dısmıss bılly, go ınput APER TURE
[09:15] CPP: [You have another great idea. You politely ask to use the TERMINAL - having sensed your prowess, the EMPLOYEES step aside - and input APER TURE.]
[09:15] CPP: [The terminal, once again, seems to accept the code.]
[09:15] ?GG: >reınput /lıst
[09:15] CPP: [EMPLOYEE 2: "Do you have some kind of sixth sense or something?? That's amazing!"]
[09:15] CPP: [INPUT: /list]
[09:15] ?GG: (thıs ıs so stupıd)
[09:16] CPP: [The terminal returns an error for improper parameters. The EMPLOYEE laughs and moves you aside. "Nah, see, there's a trick to it. You gotta type 'list list' to see what the lists are. And bam!"]
[09:16] ?GG: ...
[09:17] ?GG: whops
[09:17] CPP: [OUTPUT: [Do you like seeing lists of things???? Well I bet you do! Hyuk hyuk hyuk! Because otherwise you wouldn't be here demanding a list of lists! Here are the things this A.I. can make lists of! FRUITS, IMPORTANT PEOPLE, CAR MODELS, COUNTRIES, CONSTELLATIONS, and RECURSIONS. Have fun seeing these lists!]
[09:17] CPP: [Your mind peels backwards with the POSSIBILITIES. All these potential lists... What to do with them?]
[09:17] CCU: >"Recursions?"
[09:17] CAU: >Recursions
[09:17] ?GG: ((what was the command listing thing again))
[09:17] ?GG: ((help?))
[09:17] CPP: [You input /list recursions.]
[09:18] CCU: ((yeah, help.))
[09:18] CPP: [YOU.]
[09:18] CPP: [You look at the single word, emblazoned onto the screen as the output. 'YOU.']
[09:18] ?GG: >ınput /lıst cheats
[09:18] CPP: [The other EMPLOYEES look at you, wonderingly.]
[09:18] CCU: >ignore last command.
[09:18] CPP: [EMPLOYEE 2: "What are you looking at? It returned an error. There's no list for recursions."]
[09:19] CPP: [You blink. The command is gone, with an error in its place.]
[09:19] ?GG: ha
[09:19] CCU: >You're done here. Leave.
[09:19] ?GG: >ınput /lıst cheats
[09:19] CPP: [BILLY shakes his head. "It's talking about you, Tazz."]
[09:19] CCU: what the fuck
[09:19] CCU: what the actual fuck
[09:19] CPP: [BILLY: "It's talking about all six of you."]
[09:19] CAU: Hello BILLY.
[09:19] ?GG: :P
[09:20] CUC: Hello.
[09:20] CCU: Uhhh
[09:20] CCU: How so?
[09:20] CPP: [Everyone freezes to look at BILLY.]
[09:20] ?GG: haha man
[09:20] CPP: [EMPLOYEE 3: "Billy, just get the hell out of here if you're going to talk to ghosts."]
[09:20] ?GG: thıs ıs goıng to be fuuuuuuu
[09:20] ?GG: n
[09:20] CPP: [BILLY: "I know when I've been insulted. I know when I've been insulted."]
[09:20] ?GG: 
[09:20] CPP: [You roll your eyes. You're done here.]
[09:20] CPP: [You move the panel up to leave--
[09:20] CPP: [But... You notice something.]
[09:21] CPP: [There's someone in the room. Someone you hadn't seen before.]
[09:21] ?GG: ......
[09:21] CCU: >|nvestigate newcomer.
[09:21] CPP: [It's... An ADVANCED SUPERIOR.]
[09:21] ?GG: oh gr8
[09:21] ?GG: just gr9
[09:21] CAU: We must hide BILLY. HIDE THE CINNAMON ROLL.
[09:21] ?GG: possıbly gr10
[09:21] ?GG: 
[09:22] CCU: >identify Advanced Superior via tag, quickly.
[09:22] CAU: I'd give it a gr5/7
[09:22] ?GG: ha
[09:22] CPP: [No one else has noticed the SUPERIOR yet, except BILLY, who is grinning from ear to ear. The SUPERIOR - you identify him as INTERROBANG, the one who shot JOHNSON - beckons you towards him.]
[09:22] CCA: gr11. just gr12.
[09:22] CCP: it's αctuαlly more liκe α gr8/gr10
[09:22] CPP: [You freeze. What the hell are you supposed to do?]
[09:22] CCU: >Nervously approach, but try to look natural.
[09:22] CCP: ^
[09:22] CPP: [You nervously approach INTERROBANG whilst simultaneously acting natural. You sit down next to him.]
[09:23] CAU: >JUST STAY CASUAL, JEFFERSON.
[09:23] CCP: >Hαve αn internαl nervious βreακdoωn ωhile αpproαching
[09:23] CPP: [INTERROBANG's eye narrows like a slit as he talks. "Do you know why I'm here?"]
[09:23] CAU: >DO NOT DO THAT.
[09:23] CPP: [> Respond with what you want to say back.]
[09:24] CCP: > "Uh... No.. sir"
[09:24] CPP: ["Uh... No... sir."]
[09:24] CPP: [INTERROBANG laughs calmly. "You don't need to call me 'sir,' man. I don't really care about formality. Not like the rest of them."]
[09:25] CPP: [He takes a drink from a thermos marked "MTT-BRAND ENERGY DRINK" while waiting for your response.]
[09:25] CCU: >"Then sir, why are you here?"
[09:25] CAU: > "Is it time for the Execution?"
[09:26] CPP: ["Then sir, why are you here?"]
[09:27] CPP: [INTERROBANG looks at you. "Eh, forget it. It's probably hardwired into your brain at this point. To call me 'sir,' I mean. No, it's not time for the Execution. You've got alarms on your watch that will tell you when the hour draws near.
[09:27] CPP: [He looks at the terminal. "I'm here because I want to have a look at that TERMINAL. Honestly. I think it's really cool how basic employees managed to make a half-decent replica of our... machine."]
[09:28] CPP: [You wonder why a SUPERIOR would associate themselves with lowly BASIC EMPLOYEES. You also remember SUPERIORS typically travel in packs.']
[09:29] CPP: [> Respond with what you want to say back.]
[09:29] CPP: ((seriously, are any of you actually here???))
[09:29] CPP: ((this is really important))
[09:29] CAU: Ack, hold on.
[09:29] CUC: ((here))
[09:29] CCU: | really don't have anything TO say at this point.
[09:30] CCU: Though | suspect that |nterrobang 'knows' we're here talking to him and not Jeff The Scientist...
[09:30] CUC: "I guess it is interesting, but I've never really been much for it."
[09:30] ?GG: >recall what MTT stands for
[09:30] CPP: ["I guess it is interesting, but I've never really been much for it."]
[09:31] CPP: [INTERROBANG examines you from top to bottom. You feel like he's staring at your soul. "Yeah. You helped build it, based off of our specifications. The one we crafted to emulate... eh. Probably shouldn't tell you."]
[09:31] CPP: [INTERROBANG grins, and you can see his fangs. "You know how dangerous secrets are, right?"]
[09:31] CPP: [You do not know what MTT stands for.]
[09:31] ?GG: .;..
[09:32] ?GG: "What does MTT stand for, anyways?"
[09:32] CPP: ["What does MTT stand for, anyway?"]
[09:32] CPP: [INTERROBANG is taken aback by your request, and then looks at his MTT-BRAND drink.]
[09:33] CPP: ["If I'd tell you, I'd have to kill you. At least, if we're going by the Superiors' rules. But, really... I'm not too much of a stickler for those rules. So I guess I can tell you... if you make sure I get a turn at that terminal over there."]
[09:34] CAU: >"Sure thing."
[09:35] CPP: ["Sure thing."]
[09:36] CPP: [INTERROBANG grins. "Alright. Hold up your end, and then I'll hold up mine." INTERROBANG gets up from out of his seat, as if he emerged from the shadows. BILLY cackles to himself, and the other EMPLOYEES turn to look at the disturbance, seeing INTERROBANG all too well.]
[09:36] CPP: [EMPLOYEE, EMPLOYEE 2, EMPLOYEE 3, EMPLOYEE 4: "FUCK."]
[09:36] CPP: [All four EMPLOYEES spring into a perfect line and salute INTERROBANG. "Superior Interrobang, we apologize, we had no idea, please don't terminate us--" INTERROBANG holds up a hand for silence.]
[09:36] CUC: "Guys, he apparently wants to try out the Terminal. It's all fine."
[09:37] CPP: ["I only killed Johnson because the other Superiors told me I had to. I'm not killing any of you guys. How could I? This... This is amazing."]
[09:37] CPP: [You reassure the EMPLOYEES.]
[09:37] CPP: ["Guys, he apparently wants to try out the Terminal. It's all fine."]
[09:37] CPP: [The EMPLOYEES gulp and move aside, letting INTERROBANG stride towards the TERMINAL, his coattails billowing.]
[09:37] CPP: [INTERROBANG stares intently at the screen as his fingers type a complicated command string. When he finishes, he presses ENTER with a flourish.]
[09:38] CUC: ((Please tell me that wasn't just signing our death warrant.))
[09:38] CPP: [INPUT: /project 10 l1zard1nterr0bang g0dhead]
[09:38] ?GG: huh
[09:39] ?GG: wonderful
[09:39] ?GG: we certaınly are goıng to be havıng fun wıth that ınformatıon.
[09:39] ?GG: and dyıng.
[09:39] CCU: Doubtful.
[09:39] ?GG: probably the latter
[09:39] CPP: [The TERMINAL shudders intensely, pink smoke and sparks coursing across its frame. The EMPLOYEES all shudder intensely, running to the other end of the room to join BILLY, who is grinning.]
[09:39] CCU: His credentials were probably eliminated.
[09:39] CPP: [INTERROBANG laughs, and you are left to look at the horror he has created. You yell at him. "Wh... what did you do??"]
[09:40] ?GG: haha
[09:40] ?GG: 10/10
[09:40] CCU: 9/9
[09:40] CCA: 8/8
[09:40] ?GG: 7/7
[09:40] CCA: 6/6
[09:40] CPP: [INTERROBANG looks at you, a primal horror in his eyes.]
[09:40] CCA: ((get rekt, i had nothing to do with this))
[09:40] CPP: ["Just making sure things turn out as they should for the ones behind the screen."]
[09:41] CUC: Oh.
[09:41] CUC: Yep.
[09:41] CUC: HE KNOWS.
[09:41] CPP: [The TERMINAL explodes in a piercing beam of light, leaving only its HOLLOW SHELL.]
[09:41] ?GG: wunderfru
[09:41] CAU: 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... GO!...
[09:41] CUC: Hello, Interrobang.
[09:41] CPP: [The BEAM OF INFORMATION settles into INTERROBANG's hand as a sphere. He pockets it.]
[09:41] CAU: FATAL ERROR
[09:42] CAU: Nah just kidding, seems pretty according to plan actually.
[09:42] CCU: Thanks, |nterrobang.
[09:42] CPP: [Quietly and coolly, INTERROBANG looks at you. "Pretty cool, right?"]
[09:42] CCU: >Nod.
[09:42] CPP: [You are at a loss for actions. What. Do you do?]
[09:42] ?GG: >"And our answer?"
[09:42] CPP: [You nod, and manage to say, "And our answer?"]
[09:42] CPP: [INTERROBANG is about to answer, but you hear a chorus of footsteps behind you, coming from the terminal. INTERROBANG's eyes widen with fear. "Oh, no."]
[09:43] CPP: [Nine ADVANCED SUPERIORS arrange in a semicircle around you and INTERROBANG.]
[09:43] CUC: THE FALLEN TENTH.
[09:43] ?GG: heh
[09:43] CAU: HEY BILLY UH, ANY INPUT BUDDY?
[09:43] CAU: OLD CHUM?
[09:43] ?GG: thıs ıs gonna be fu n
[09:44] CCU: fun. yeah.
[09:44] CPP: [INTERROBANG smiles. "So, this is the end, huh?"]
[09:45] CPP: [All the other nine ADVANCED SUPERIORS' eyes... flicker? "Yes." "Yes." "Yes." "Yes." "Yes." "Yes." "Yes." "Yes." "Yes."]
[09:45] CPP: [The ground cracks beneath you. INTERROBANG steps into the shadows, escaping. The SUPERIORS examine everyone else in the room. They all speak at the same time.]
[09:45] CPP: ["Kill the rest."]
[09:45] CCA: .o'onai lo mamgletu
[09:45] CCA: 
[09:45] CCA: .o'onai lo mamgletu mabla*
[09:46] ?GG: damnıt
[09:46] CCA: ((lojban))
[09:46] CPP: [The panel escaping the room is open. You have seconds to act.]
[09:46] ?GG: ı needed that answer
[09:46] CCU: >Ξscape. Now.
[09:46] CUC: >RUN.
[09:46] CAU: >SWOOCE RIGHT OUT
[09:46] CCU: We already KNOW the answer, Generic.
[09:46] ?GG: >kıck whoever
[09:46] CCA: >get the fuck out
[09:46] CCA: >NOW
[09:46] CCP: >RUN FOR LIFE
[09:46] CPP: [You jump out of the room before a beam of destruction carves its way across the room, incinerating four employees. BILLY stands behind you. "I warned you. I warned you about stares."]
[09:46] CCA: ((oh fuck))
[09:46] ?GG: ha
[09:47] CCU: >"|ndeed you did, Billy...|ndeed you did."
[09:47] CUC: >Save Billy if there's time! He knows... things.
[09:47] CCP: (THIS could βe ωorse. For eχαmple, the the pαnel could βe replαced βy 20 chαos scαles))
[09:47] ?GG: "Dıd you really:
[09:47] CPP: [You are in the STAIRCASE HALL, leading to the NORTH and EAST HALLWAYS of the THIRD FLOOR. There are staircases to the FOURTH and SECOND FLOORS next to you.]
[09:47] CAU: He knows LOTS OF THINGS.
[09:48] CUC: Hrm.
[09:48] CUC: Which way...
[09:48] CPP: [The bubbling sounds of destruction reach a conclusion. The SUPERIORS seem to have finished terminating those in the room.]
[09:49] CPP: [You have almost no time to act.]
[09:49] CUC: >Run to the second floor.
[09:49] CCA: .ii lo xirgle
[09:49] CPP: [You run down the STAIRCASE, making it to the SECOND FLOOR.]
[09:49] CPP: [You are in a similar chamber to the one you were just in, with a STAIRCASE leading to the THIRD FLOOR and FIRST FLOOR, coupled with two HALLWAYS next to you.]
[09:50] CCA: .iicai
[09:50] CCA: .iicai .iicai .iicai
[09:50] CCA: ((okay let's stop with the lojban))
[09:51] CUC: >Recall good places to hide. Get to them. If you can't recall any good places to hide, go down another floor.
[09:51] CCP: ((the spoils of war http://s1077.photobucket.com/user/battlefury133/media/hoi4_2_zpstbw1bppt.png.html))
[09:52] CPP: [INPUT: You can think of one excellent place to hide. The place where the SUPERIORS would never check. The ruins of OLD APERTURE.]
[09:52] CPP: [The old facility, discarded when CAVE JOHNSON died and work on GLaDOS had truly begun.]
[09:52] CUC: >Recall how to get to OLD APERTURE.
[09:52] CPP: [You'd need to take the ELEVATOR from the CENTRAL CHAMBER - the very CHAMBER where the EXECUTION will begin.]
[09:52] CPP: [It is 7:01. There are two hours left until THE EXECUTION.]
[09:53] CCU: >Ponder on if |nterrobang survived.
[09:53] CPP: [You never saw the SUPERIORS kill him. He just sort of disappeared into the shadows.]
[09:54] CPP: [An announcement blares over the speakers.]
[09:54] CCU: >Proceed into Main Chamber |F |T |S SAFΞ.
[09:54] CUC: >Recall what, exactly, the Execution is.
[09:55] CCP: ((gonna threaten teag over hyrdamask with dogblocks))
[09:55] CURRENT anotherCreeper [CAC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[09:55] CAC: >UPDATE DEPLOYED
[09:55] CPP: [ATTENTION ALL PERSONNEL. THE EXECUTION OF PROJECT BINARY WILL OCCUR IN TWO HOURS. ALL PERSONNEL SHOULD START MAKING THEIR WAY TOWARDS THE CENTRAL CHAMBER. SUPERIOR INTERROBANG WILL NOT BE ABLE TO ATTEND. ALL ADVANCED PERSONNEL, KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR BASIC-LEVEL PERSONNEL 01901. HE IS TO BE TERMINATED.]
[09:55] CPP: [BASIC-LEVEL PERSONNEL 01901... That's you.]
[09:55] ?GG: ıt's bınary
[09:55] CPP: [THE EXECUTION is an event where PROJECT BINARY will be turned on for the first time.]
[09:55] ?GG: ha
[09:56] CAC: ((hello!))
[09:56] CCU: >Proceed to Main Hall, slowly and stealthily.
[09:56] CPP: ((/afk, will continue later.))
[09:56] ?GG: tazz fıx ur shıp
[09:57] ?GG: or change ıt
[09:57] CCP: ((CU: permission to feed teag the compressed compressed dogblock in case he refuses to give up the mask?))
[09:57] CCP: ((or lacks a good reason to use it))
[09:58] CCU: OK, so we agreed upon getting rid of the Missile and ΞMP Launcher for two Nanobot Launchers and basically switching to Generic's ship type otherwise?
[09:58] CCU: But keeping the 8 weapons instead of the 2 turrets?
[09:58] CCP: Yeαh.
[09:58] CCU: Alright.
[09:58] CCU: AC, open up the shipbuilding document again.
[09:58] CAC: eh?
[09:58] CAC: is it not working?
[09:58] CAC: the link's there
[09:58] CCU: ...where?
[09:58] CAC: on the newest post
[09:58] CCP: I'm gonnα tακe the lαcκ of reply to my request for perrmission αs α "yes"
[09:59] CCP: I just sαω teαg's reαson for tακing the mαsκ.
[10:00] CCP: Tαzz, is "3 MHP" α good enough reαson or should i stαrt spoonfeeding him dogβlocκs
[10:00] CCU: He has enough skillpoints for +1 STR right now, right AC?
[10:00] CCP: 3 MHP, αs ωe κnoω, is only tωo sκillponκs
[10:01] CCU: |t's also +1 STR, which is more valuable.
[10:01] CAC: let me seeeee.
[10:01] CCU: Or rather, that's in the form of +1 STR.
[10:01] CAC: erm, my internet is acting weird
[10:01] CAU: too bad i am too busy being dead to earn some skill points kek
[10:01] CAC: i can't access dtgforum
[10:01] ?GG: ha
[10:01] CUC: I just gave him two reasons.
[10:02] CUC: One, increase STR.
[10:02] CUC: Two, take a Bone Cap.
[10:02] CAC: Or anything else, actually.
[10:02] CAC: THEN WHY DOES THIS WORK?
[10:02] CCU: Refresh?
[10:02] CAC: "clearly, the moment i close this chat window, i die."
[10:02] CUC: plot twist: it doesn't
[10:02] CAC: i tried refreshing already
[10:02] CAC: ...thrice
[10:03] CCU: |t says Teag has 4 skillpoints.
[10:03] CAC: n<0>ice
[10:03] CCU: Meaning he can input 3 into STR, so we can take it.
[10:03] CCP: So, he cαn get 1+ STRONKNESS, αnd 1.5 HP
[10:03] CCP: In other ωords, he is reαlly not losing much.
[10:03] CAC: STRONKNESS: The measure of how hurty your hurting stick is
[10:04] CCP: If he refuses to let go of the mαsκ, the compressed compressed βlocκ is on stαndβy.
[10:04] CAC: I'm going to disconnect aaaannnnnyyy second now.
[10:04] CCP: αnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny second noω
[10:04] CUC: AAAAAAAAAAAAny second now.
[10:04] CAC: ...
[10:05] CAC: well I guess I'm fine for a few more minutes.
[10:05] CCA: ((OH SHIT, aeonpack client crashed))
[10:05] ?GG: ha
[10:05] ?GG: ıre passed ıt on
[10:05] CAC: ((CLEARLY, THIS INTERNET OUTAGE IS SPREADING ACROSS THE UNIVERSE))
[10:05] CCA: damn botany mod
[10:05] CCA: ((not botania, botany))
[10:05] ?GG: *ı catch ıt from cobalt*
[10:05] CCA: It's not even internet outage, just binnie's shit programming 
[10:05] CAC: "FUN" FACT: The internet first died mid-update
[10:05] CCA: nah jk I can't even program a basic mod
[10:05] CAC: then came ack
[10:06] CAC: back*
[10:06] CAC: ackbar*
[10:06] CCA: A bigger, blacker monolith*
[10:06] CCA: crap that's one of my quirks
[10:06] CCP: ωhich one
[10:06] CUC: Oh, hey, my Focus finally procced.
[10:06] CAC: ye
[10:06] CUC: Woo.
[10:07] ?GG: ha wow
[10:07] CUC: I was considering expending a bit of effort to switch to the chargeup mode.
[10:08] CUC: But now, I'm staying with chance.
[10:08] CUC: Still no 0dop, sadface.
[10:08] CAC: "blame <0>"
[10:08] CAC: ...that's canon now. you can do that.
[10:09] CAU: blame me because i'm a shit who can't sit down and type up a post for some reason
[10:10] CUC: I suggest mayb moving the Zillywell in Generic's ship one space to the right if we're taking Generic's layout
[10:10] CUC: That one space to the right will let me cover all of the ship with my range
[10:10] ?GG: yeah that mıght be better
[10:11] CUC: thank muchlikd
[10:11] CUC: *muchlike
[10:11] ?GG: speakıng of whıch: ı thınk we should move one of those weapons
[10:11] CAU: "Hey bomber you should make a move in Chaos"
[10:11] CAU: Homer is dead. Er, Mabuz is dead.
[10:11] CCU: Our loadout is +2 weapons, right?
[10:11] CAC: he is alieeev.
[10:11] CUC: yep
[10:11] CAC: kinda.
[10:11] CAC: he just can't join a certain battle
[10:12] CUC: +2 weapons
[10:12] CAU: oh
[10:12] CCU: Alrighty then.
[10:12] ?GG: hm, where should we put the guns
[10:12] CCU: We're keeping most of our previous loadout, right?
[10:12] CCU: 2 Railguns, 2 Turrets, 2 Glitch Beams?
[10:12] CCU: The remainder is the last two.
[10:13] ?GG: mh
[10:13] CCU: We really didn't use the ΞMP much last time.
[10:13] CUC: yeah, 2 2 2.
[10:13] CCU: Or the Missile.
[10:13] CUC: And 2 Nanobot Launchers for the last 2.
[10:13] CCU: Before we set this in stone...
[10:13] CCU: |'m almost positive we're facing a boss up ahead.
[10:13] CUC: Yes.
[10:13] CCU: Zetta is almost definitely involved and |'m not sure we can stun him, but outside of that, do you think stunning the rest of the ship might be possible?
[10:13] CAC: "you are facing a boss up ahead."
[10:14] CCP: But ωhαt if ωe get hit βy "2αωesome2use" during the βoss fight αnd never use it αgαin?
[10:14] CAC: "obviously."
[10:14] CAU: so basically i just can't return to the CORE battle, right?
[10:14] CUC: Hoi, Ire, can we stun the rest of the ship.
[10:14] CAC: yeah.
[10:14] CAC: You're alive everywhere else.
[10:14] CCU: |t's location-oriented death.
[10:14] CAC: Ships can't be stunned, really. The dudes inside generally can, though
[10:14] CUC: Where are we putting the other two weapons?
[10:14] CCU: | say up near the Core.
[10:14] CAC: unless i'm contradicting myself
[10:14] CAC: and there's notes that I can't access.
[10:15] CCU: No, not like that.
[10:15] CCP: AC: cαn i mαteriαlize αs α ghost to force-feed teαg α compressed compressed dog βlocκ
[10:15] CCU: They're walls.
[10:15] CCU: Can't be seen through and can't be moved through.
[10:15] CCU: |f we stick someone at the back we can just sit tight.
[10:16] CPP: ((/back. how many of you are here and willing to play?))
[10:16] CUC: [heavy]READY.[/heavy]
[10:17] CCP: oκ, gonnα mαteriαlize αs α ghost to forcefeed teαg compressed compressed dog
[10:17] CCP: βrβ
[10:17] CPP: ((anyone else? my life won't end itself))
[10:17] CAC: testing
[10:17] CCP: αny finαl oβjections
[10:17] CAC: "how to color"
[10:18] CCP: "nuκe jαpαn"
[10:18] CCU: < c=#ffffff> < /c> Like that, bar the spaces.
[10:18] CAC: "okay"
[10:18] CAU: i will for a bit
[10:18] CAC: SCRATCH
[10:18] CAC: thank
[10:19] CCU: >Proceed into Main Chamber |F |T |S SAFΞ.
[10:19] CAC: DAY THREE. THE INTERNET IS STILL DEAD, SANS PESTERCHUM
[10:19] CCP: I noω see the truth of ωhy ωe ωill βe poor gorilliα's if ωe enter the holooω
[10:19] CAC: Because there are secretaries literally everywhere?
[10:19] CCP: Becαuse the holloω ωill just βe 5 ωαves of secretαrys 
[10:20] CCP: Oβviously the ωhite ωill tακe plαce in the vαst ωhiteness βecαuse they gαin huge βonuses in βlαnκ terriαn
[10:20] CCP: βαttle*
[10:20] CPP: ((okay everyone shut up, it's time.))
[10:20] CCP: not ωhite, βαttle.
[10:20] CAC: ((CAN'T SHUT UP)) ((SHUT ME UP INSIDE))
[10:21] CAC: ((/MUTE MEEEEEEE))
[10:21] CPP: [You decide to head to the CENTRAL CHAMBER, as it's the best way into OLD APERTURE. Now, though, you run the risk of being seen by virtually everyone. You still have to try, figuring that no one's really started heading there yet.]
[10:22] CPP: [You can get to the CENTRAL CHAMBER by heading back up to the FOURTH FLOOR and going through the WEST GATEWAY.]
[10:23] CCU: |re, do Teleporters block LoS?
[10:23] CPP: [That would bring you back to the CORRIDOR where your office is, and from there you can head through the EAST GATEWAY.]
[10:23] CPP: [Will you do this?]
[10:26] CUC: >Do this. It's 2 hours before THE EXECUTION. Only the most early will be there. ...Unless they figure you'll do this. Still, you have to take the risk.
[10:26] CAU: >Do it.
[10:27] CPP: [You have no choice. You've come too far.]
[10:29] CPP: [You run up to the THIRD FLOOR - its chamber is desolated thanks to the SUPERIORS' wrath. They appear to have stalked off in separate locations. You run up to the FOURTH FLOOR, dashing down the CORRIDOR, with people just beginning to emerge from their doorways. You make it towards the EAST GATEWAY, though you need to input your credentials into the TERMINAL to gain access.]
[10:29] CPP: [You quickly input your credentials and run towards the BALCONY which overlooks... the CENTRAL CHAMBER.]
[10:30] CPP: [And there he is.]
[10:30] CPP: [Do you take in the sights or run for it?]
[10:30] CCU: >Move to subtle location, scope out everyone present.
[10:30] CAU: ((brb some shit is broken and i need a restart))
[10:30] CCU: >Check for sticklers to the rules/Advanced Superiors.
[10:30] CAU ceased responding to memo.
[10:32] CPP: [You run behind a panel and look at everything. You're on the THIRD FLOOR BALCONY - the BALCONIES of FLOORS 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, and 7 are all arranged both below and above you. At the GROUND FLOOR, connected via intricate wiring to the ceiling, is the prototype of PROJECT BINARY. A large array of chairs has formed to accompany the soon-to-be-huge CROWD. Behind that is a series of five ELEVATORS. From one of those, you can enter OLD APERTURE.]
[10:32] CPP: [There appear to be a series of ADVANCED-LEVEL PERSONNEL and a scattering of BASIC-LEVEL PERSONNEL, but no ADVANCED SUPERIORS. No one has noticed you.]
[10:34] CUC: >This may be a strange question, but how well do people know other people in this lab? In other words, will people recognize you?
[10:35] CPP: [As a BASIC-LEVEL PERSONNEL, you're pretty unrecognizable. However, ADVANCED-LEVEL PERSONNEL that truly care about their job will ask you for your SERIAL NUMBER - and then you'll be found out. They'll perform a background check to see if the NUMBER matches your APPEARANCE, so you won't be able to lie about it.]
[10:36] CPP: ((WHY IS NO ONE ON))
[10:36] ?GG: ((stupid ship design arguments))
[10:37] CUC: >Using your powers of not having been seen, watch to see if the advanced personnel are checking people.
[10:37] CUC: ^
[10:38] CPP: [There appears to be a group of three ADVANCED PERSONNEL checking every BASIC PERSONNEL that enter. They're at the opposite end of the room from you. The rest don't really seem to care and are just casually glancing around.]
[10:38] CUC: >See if there's any way to get past the gatekeepers.
[10:39] CPP: [Run like hell.]
[10:40] CPP: [Or just try to casually blend in?]
[10:41] CPP: ((forget it))
[10:41] CCU: >Where are the Advanced Personel relative to you?
[10:41] CCU: >| mean, which floor are they on? Ground floor?
[10:42] CPP: [They're at the opposite end of the room from you. GROUND FLOOR. GROUND FLOOR is also where the ELEVATORS are.]
[10:42] CCU: >Will you have to go through them to get to the elevators?
[10:42] CPP: [Not if you move very stealthily or find an alternate way to the ELEVATORS through another floor (preferably the one you're on). But that would be pretty out of the way.]
[10:42] CUC: I have the darnedest idea.
[10:42] CUC: PARKOUR, SON.
[10:42] CUC: Anyone want to cross-check this?
[10:43] CUC: First, does the balcony run all the way around to around where the ELEVATORS are?
[10:43] CCU: >^
[10:44] CPP: [The balconies form a hemisphere around the central chamber. They all terminate at a wall, and the ELEVATORS run through that wall.
[10:44] CUC: How big is the drop between the first floor and the ground floor?
[10:45] CCU: ((We're on the 3rd floor...))
[10:45] CCU: ((Unless we can move to the 1st without being hassled.))
[10:45] CPP: [It's a fairly big drop, and you're on the THIRD FLOOR, which means it's a VERY big drop.]
[10:45] CUC: ^My plan.
[10:46] CCU: >ARe the Advanced Personel only at Ground floor? Could we move to the 1st Floor?
[10:46] CUC: Move to first floor, get as close to the elevators as we can, drop, tuck and roll, we're close enough that we can just get into an elevator and go.
[10:46] CCU: >also, is the drop to ground floor from 1st lethal, or just painful?
[10:46] CUC: ^
[10:46] CPP: [The ADVANCED PERSONNEL are only at GROUND FLOOR, though there could be more coming in from the other BALCONIES. You'd have to risk it.]
[10:47] CPP: [You've heard stories of people trying to suicide off of the BALCONIES to escape the LABS. That's how you know the drop from the FIRST FLOOR isn't lethal, but all the others are.]
[10:48] CPP: [Have you finalized your plan?]
[10:49] CCU: >Move to the 1st floor, trying to act natural. |f you are about to be stopped by any advanced superiors, advance forwards at a faster pace but not in a run. |f they try to stop you, run. Otherwise, go to 1st floor, then drop and move towards the Ξlevators as subtly as possible.
[10:49] CUC: *Advanced personnel or superiors
[10:49] CUC: Otherwise, plan seconded
[10:50] CPP: [How will you move towards the FIRST FLOOR?]
[10:51] CCU: ...Didn't we just say how? Just be casual about it for now.
[10:51] CUC: >Stairs.
[10:52] CCU: >^
[10:52] CPP: [You grimace, recognizing your own plan.]
[10:53] CPP: [You casually walk back to the STAIRS, heading down to the FIRST FLOOR. You now attract plenty of weird looks because you're walking to and from the BALCONY, but none of your fellow BASIC-LEVEL EMPLOYEES seem to care. If they know what's good for them - and they do - they're staying out of the ADVANCED SUPERIORS' business.]
[10:53] CAC ceased responding to memo.
[10:53] CPP: [You look down at the GROUND FLOOR from the FIRST FLOOR BALCONY - the view is much sharper. You can see PROJECT BINARY, suspended from the ceiling... It's a shame you might not get to be around to see him turn on.]
[10:54] CPP: [Without a second thought, you leap from the balcony, tucking and rolling towards the ELEVATORS. You YOUTH ROLL behind a pillar, colliding with a METALLIC POTTED PLANT. The plant tips...]
[10:54] CCU: >CATCH |T
[10:54] CPP: [...and falls, breaking with a loud crash.]
[10:54] CPP: [You tense, hiding flush behind the pillar. All eyes turn to your position. None of the ELEVATORS are in use.]
[10:54] CCU: >Run, Head to Ξlevators and activate them
[10:54] CUC: >Get to the [s]choppah[/s] elevators!
[10:55] CUC: ([s] is strikethrough)
[10:55] CPP: [You leap from behind the pillar, running one of the ELEVATORS. The ADVANCED PERSONNEL glare, yelling at you. You contemplate flipping them off.]
[10:56] CPP: [The ADVANCED PERSONNEL gain on you, but you quickly shut the ELEVATOR DOORS, opening a control panel and pressing a secret button - FLOOR -901.]
[10:56] CPP: [The elevator spasms and churns... but does not lower. From its glass cylindrical structure, you can see why.]
[10:56] CPP: [Nine ADVANCED SUPERIORS are standing in the elevator shaft, blocking your exit.]
[10:56] CPP: [LOZENGE speaks.]
[10:56] CPP: ["Jeff. Get out of the elevator."]
[10:56] CPP: [What do you do?]
[10:57] CCU: >Are they above you?
[10:57] ?GG: >NOW flıp them off. Nothıng to lose, after all.
[10:57] CUC: >How are they standing IN the shaft?
[10:57] CCP: >Flip them off 20 times 
[10:57] CPP: [You don't have an answer to that question.]
[10:58] CPP: [You flip them off. One of the SUPERIORS laughs. "Go ahead. Curse at us. We'll just Curse right back."]
[10:58] CPP: [Seriously panicking, you spam-press the button to Old Aperture.]
[10:58] CCU: >Check if they're blocking the way UP
[10:58] CCU: >|f not, go up instead. |t's out, after all.
[10:58] CPP: [The SUPERIORS all float out of the shaft and hold up their arms. They wrench the elevator from its shaft, exposing the large hole to OLD APERTURE, and toss it to the ground, with you inside.]
[10:59] CCA: ((OH SHIT!!!!))
[10:59] CUC: ((waddup :O))
[10:59] CUC: dammit
[10:59] CPP: ["So you want to go down, hm? Very well."]
[10:59] CCU: ((Oh come the fuck on))
[10:59] CCU: >Check if you have Apeture Science Long-Fall Boots.
[10:59] CPP: [The SUPERIORS all raise the ELEVATOR directly above the HOLE. "We won't stop you."]
[10:59] CUC: >^
[10:59] CPP: [You... do not.]
[10:59] CPP: [You're not a TEST SUBJECT.]
[11:00] CPP: [And you have never been more certain that you're going to die.]
[11:00] CCU: >Be a Test Subject
[11:00] CCU: >Like right now
[11:00] CPP: [The SUPERIORS send the elevator screaming down the shaft.]
[11:00] CCU: >W.Ξ.L.P.
[11:00] CPP: [They survey the crowd quite calmly.]
[11:00] CUC: >Jeff: Inexplicably survive
[11:01] CPP: [LOZENGE once again speaks. "Employee 01901 has been terminated. He will be removed from his position, as will the other basic-level employees caught engaging in illegal activities. The rest of you - you saw nothing. Carry on."]
[11:01] CPP: ~~~
[11:01] CPP: [Far off, in the path from the new to the old...]
[11:01] CPP: [...a wayward straggler descends into hell...]
[11:01] CPP: [...to escape the urban jungle and to enter the concrete halls.]
[11:02] CPP: ~~~
[11:02] CPP: [DISC 1 COMPLETE]
[11:02] CPP: [Would you like to save your game?]
[11:02] CUC: >Yes.
[11:02] CCU: >SAVΞ
[11:02] CPP: [Saving...]
[11:02] CPP: [Saving...]
[11:02] CPP: [Saving...]
[11:02] CPP: [Game saved.]