[Hedgestuck] Caroline and Fenton chat about fae hunters

[19:28]  * ravelledBiscuiteer [RB] began pestering lurkerBlackened [LB]
[19:28] <ravelledBiscuiteer> um... hello... are you busy?
[19:28] <lurkerBlackened> Hm?
[19:29] <lurkerBlackened> No, just about done with work. I'm heading home now.
[19:29] <lurkerBlackened> Do you need something?
[19:29] <ravelledBiscuiteer> well... no...
[19:30] <ravelledBiscuiteer> i was going to say... i think you should be... careful...
[19:30] <ravelledBiscuiteer> i saw a fae today...
[19:30] <lurkerBlackened> Oh shit
[19:31] <lurkerBlackened> Where?
[19:31] <ravelledBiscuiteer> um... i would rather not say where...
[19:31] <ravelledBiscuiteer> because i live there...
[19:31] <lurkerBlackened> Alright.
[19:31] <lurkerBlackened> I want you to do something.
[19:32] <ravelledBiscuiteer> okay... what is it?
[19:32] <lurkerBlackened> Take whatever you have
[19:32] <lurkerBlackened> And run.
[19:32] <ravelledBiscuiteer> oh... really?
[19:33] <ravelledBiscuiteer> i don't... think he saw me...
[19:34] <lurkerBlackened> If you saw a Fae, chances are that they are going to find you.
[19:34] <ravelledBiscuiteer> i know...
[19:34] <lurkerBlackened> I've seen Fae once, and I'd rather not go back to being a fucking gravekeeper.
[19:35] <ravelledBiscuiteer> i just... thought maybe... you and the others... should also know...
[19:35] <ravelledBiscuiteer> in case some are... looking for you too...
[19:36] <lurkerBlackened> Alright, thanks.
[19:36] <lurkerBlackened> Guess I'll have to move somewhere else.
[19:37] <lurkerBlackened> Massachusetts is pretty nice this time of the year, I've heard.
[19:37] <ravelledBiscuiteer> well... um... i don't know if... any are really after you...
[19:38] <ravelledBiscuiteer> i just thought... you should know... just in case...
[19:39] <lurkerBlackened> Still, if a Fae is around, then that's going to raise serious red flags.
[19:40] <ravelledBiscuiteer> it left... a few hours ago...
[19:40] <lurkerBlackened> Oh.
[19:40] <lurkerBlackened> Jesus, all this sleep loss is getting to my head.
[19:40] <ravelledBiscuiteer> i don't know... if it really wanted to find me... but i'm scared...
[19:42] <ravelledBiscuiteer> why aren't you... um... sleeping?
[19:42] <lurkerBlackened> Night work.
[19:42] <lurkerBlackened> Not your business to scurry about.
[19:42] <ravelledBiscuiteer> oh...
[19:42] <ravelledBiscuiteer> okay... i'm sorry...
[19:44] <lurkerBlackened> What the hell would a Fae have business in the mortal realm for, anyways?
[19:44] <ravelledBiscuiteer> i don't know... maybe it was just... hunting...
[19:45] <lurkerBlackened> Hunting?
[19:45] <ravelledBiscuiteer> for people...
[19:46] <ravelledBiscuiteer> like... how they find people... to bring back with them...
[19:46] <lurkerBlackened> Ah, yes, never would have thought.
[19:47] <lurkerBlackened> Thanks for pointing that out, captain obvious.
[19:47] <ravelledBiscuiteer> um...
[19:47] <ravelledBiscuiteer> are you being... sarcastic?
[19:48] <lurkerBlackened> Yes.
[19:48] <lurkerBlackened> What does it look like?
[19:48] <ravelledBiscuiteer> like a person... with a mask instead of a face... sort of...
[19:49] <lurkerBlackened> A simple "whoa, I am so enlightened"?
[19:49] <ravelledBiscuiteer> and stars in his hair...
[19:49] <lurkerBlackened> Wait.
[19:49] <lurkerBlackened> What was that about a person with a mask instead of a face?
[19:49] <ravelledBiscuiteer> that's what the fae... looked like...
[19:50] <lurkerBlackened> Mentally noted.
[19:50] <ravelledBiscuiteer> but not like... a real mask... it was more like the face wasn't... a face... if that makes sense...
[19:51] <lurkerBlackened> That doesn't make any goddamn sense at all.
[19:52] <ravelledBiscuiteer> sorry...
[19:52] <lurkerBlackened> A face that wasn't a face?
[19:52] <lurkerBlackened> Alright.
[19:52] <lurkerBlackened> So the situation here is that we have a mask-toting Fae who's going around to hunt for humans and changelings alike.
[19:52] <ravelledBiscuiteer> faces are dirty... or mismatched... or not perfect...
[19:54] <ravelledBiscuiteer> he was too clean... and perfect... and it wasn't normal...
[19:54] <lurkerBlackened> Like some kind of photoshopped celebrity you see on a magazine?
[19:55] <ravelledBiscuiteer> yes... like that...
[19:56] <ravelledBiscuiteer> and... um... he might not really be hunting... that was a guess...
[19:56] <lurkerBlackened> Face it.
[19:56] <lurkerBlackened> The Fae probably hate us and our guts.
[19:57] <ravelledBiscuiteer> yeah...
[19:57] <lurkerBlackened> And they probably want to kill us for escaping that hellhole, or worse.
[19:58] <ravelledBiscuiteer> yeah... but... that doesn't mean that that one does...
[19:59] <lurkerBlackened> It's safe to assume that it does
[20:00] <ravelledBiscuiteer> yeah...
[20:00] <lurkerBlackened> Anyway, thanks for the heads-up.
[20:00] <ravelledBiscuiteer> you're welcome...
[20:00] <lurkerBlackened> I really gotta go get some sleep, so I am going to go do that.
[20:00] <ravelledBiscuiteer> okay...
[20:00] <lurkerBlackened> Night.
[20:00] <ravelledBiscuiteer> goodnight...
[20:00] <lurkerBlackened> And try not to make wild guess a lot.
[20:01]  * lurkerBlackened [LB] ceased pestering ravelledBiscuiteer [RB]