CougarShy 1

>Day time in Equestria.
>You are teenage Anon, doing some sick nasty Ollies on your skateboard.
>You get yelled at by a guard to get out of here for loitering.
"Pfft! It's the park ya pig! I can do what I want!"
>You turn up your jams coming from your walk-man and continue.
>As you do, you see from a distance that the weird yellow pink haired Pegasus woman is there to watch you again.
>She always came to the park to see you do tricks.
>But whatev's.
>It was cool to know someone else thought your tricks were cool, so it was cool.
>Coool...
>You wipe your brow.
"Hot as balls out here today!"
>You notice a icecream stand.
"Sweet!"
>You skate over to it and buy a cone, Strawberry, for the radical people.
>As you continue to do your tricks while steadily taking a few licks from your cone.
>You didn't notice where your ice-cream was melting and then slip and crash to the ground.
"AH FUCK!"
>You say out loud.
>"Hey watch your mouth young man there are children present!" Some Mom says covering her little fillie's ears.
"Bite me ya skank! Sss! Ah, damn this hurts!"
>You look at your leg.
>Shit looked more twisted than a tree branch.
>You then notice that the pinked haired mare starts racing towards you.
>"A-are you alright??" She asks you.
"Does it look like I'm alright!?"
>"O-oh sorry, here let me just..." She puts a hoof to it.
"Don't touch it! Hurts like a bitch right now!"
>"I-I know but we can't have you sitting out here all day, it might get worse..." She replies.
>You look at your leg, it was starting to bruise up real bad.
"Okay, fine. But go easy."
>The Pegasus helps you up onto her back and begins to trot off with you.
"Hey lady the hospital is the other way!"
>"O-oh I know but it's really far a-and my place is much closer, don't worry though I have a first aid kit!"
>You shrug, pull out got gameboy color (cyan) and begin playing Donkey Kong Country.
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>You get to her place.
>It ain't much but it's okay.
>You get off her back and on to her couch.
>"I'll go get the first aid kit now." She goes into her bathroom.
>Moments later you're leg is bandaged up with shin splints.
>"You should really be more careful young man. What would your mother say if she saw you without your saftey gear?"
"Pfft! Like I know where my folks are..."
>"O-Oh I'm so sorry! I didn't know you were homeless!"
"Nah, I kick it in a trailer. S'all cool, I'm a rebel livin on the rail roads of life!"
>The Pegasus blinks curiously at you.
"So uhh, Got a name?"
>"My name is uhm, Fluttershy."
"Cool, mines is Anon. Anyway thanks for the first aid, but I gotta be gettin home, don't want the land lord towing my trailer or nothin."
>"Uh! Y-you shouldn't be up walking you could worsen your condition!"
"What? It's cool! I can make it home with one leg."
>You begin to make it to the door.
>"I-I have videogames!"
"..."
>You turn around to her and raise a brow.
>"I-I've got an Xbox with uhm, Gears of War!"
"Eh, game is kinda lame to me."
>"I also have C-call of Duty?"
"Which one?"
>"Uhm, all of them?"
>You begin to ease off the door.
"What else?"
>"Uhm..." She scrambles through her collection. "The latest Dead or Alive?"
>Before she could turn back to you, you were already back on her couch.
"Well what are you waiting for?! Put the game in!"
>Couple hours in you were sitting there in awe at the babes on the screen.
>"So uhm, you like the older girls?"
"Yeah! They have the better bodies, not like the younger ones!"
>"I see...And you like watching them roll around on the bed i-in their underwear?"
"Totally."
>Fluttershy stares at the screen for a few more seconds with you.
>"I'll be back with uhm, something to snack on~"
"Yeah, sounds cool."
>You didn't pay much attention to what she was saying.
>You were too busy trying to glitch the camera to zoom in super close on dat ass.
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>"Oh Anon~"
"Yo."
>"So you really like older women?"
"That's what I said."
>"Well then..." She turns the tv off with a remote.
>"Would you like to be with one?"
>You finally turn to her and notice Fluttershy had returned in a sexy get up.
"Whoa...Hey wait up, I thought you were gonna bring snacks!"
>"Sweetie, I am your snack~" She pulls out a whip cream can and begins to shake it.
>She montions over to you and gets on top of you before you can react.
"Hey uhh, F-Fluttershy? I dunno about this!"
>Fluttershy doesn't listen and begins to spray whip cream on her tongue and forcefully Frenches you.
>You spit out the whip cream and try again.
"Fluttershy stop! This ain't right!"
>"Aw, whats wrong young man? I don't bite! Besides you told me you wanted to be with a "older" woman."
>Aw Jeeze dude, this chick is freaky.
>She begins to take off her top and sprays whipcream across her chest.
>"Don't be shy, dig in~"
>You squirm from her grasp and grab your skateboard and make for the door hopping on one leg.
>As you open the door she tackles you and drags you back.
>"Don't be so shy! It's okay if it's your first time~!" She said trying to go for your pants buckle.
>You try and wiggle your way away from her again but in the process you lose your pants.
>You open the door and make for it like a god damn po-go stick.
>She comes racing after you, whip cream smeared chest and all.
>"Wait! Sweetie come back! Your pants!"
>You didn't listen to another word she was saying but she was gaining on you.
>You look at your skateboard.
>You knew it was gonna hurt a but you had no choice.
>You put your injured leg on the board and begin to push with your good one.
>The pain was unfucking real.
>You look back.
>She had stopped chasing you as you speeded off.
>You sigh in relief as you coasted along the road.
>You managed to escape the clutches of Cougarshy.
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>You are Anon.
>You managed to hobble your way home.
>You stumble into your trailer and crash on your futon.
"*huff* Jesus *huff* tap dancing *huff* Christ!"
>Your say to yourself out of breathe.
>You take a look at your injured leg.
>Still bruised, matter of fact, looks even worse.
>Looks like no skate boarding for a while.
"Ugh."
>You search around for your tv remote.
>And turn on the tube, followed by your own Xbox console.
>You didn't have half the library that crazy Fluttershy chick had.
>Oh well, at least you had some of the classics.
>Like the original Halo and Fable the TLC!
>You spend the evening playing vidya.
>As you're comfy with your vidya you get a knock on your door.
"It's open, brah!"
>"Yo what up Anon!" It was Buttons the gaming pony.
"Yo, B! What up?"
>"Not much man, you still trying to beat Legendary mode?"
"I would if these jackles would let off."
>"Pffft, such a scrub. Speaking of which dude what happened to your leg?" He points out.
"Oh, I uhh...Sorta wiped out on a trick I was practicing on."
>"Gross, did anyone one else see you fail hard?"
"Some mom and her kid and this crazy chick Fluttershy?"
>Button's eyes grow wide.
>"Whoa, whoa wait. You mean pink haired, yellow Pegasus Fluttershy?"
"Yeah man, she's nuts."
>"Duuuuude! I'd give up my left nut to bust a load in that sweetness!"
"Are you serious right now, B? Chick has major issues."
>"I don't discriminate, long as a chick isn't ugly."
"No dude you don't understand! She fuckin lures me back to her place an-"
>"You got to stay at her place!?"
"Hold up my man, hold up, I'm not finished. Now I will admit she does have a narly ass collection of games, but it ain't worth. While I was playing her copy of Dead or Alive, she comes back into her living room all dressed up sexy lookin to get some dickage!"
>Buttons looks at you like you're some sort of retard.
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>"So let me get this straight" Buttons sits on the futon with you.
>"Bombshell Fluttershy takes you back to her places after you're little fuck up of a ollie."
"Yeah."
>"She lets you play on her own console with her latest copy of Dead or Alive."
"Uh-huh."
>"She comes back lookin all sexy and wants to ride your hog."
"Correct."
>"AND YOU JUST FUCKING BAIL!?"
"I don't go after cougars dude. Too much for me, milfs however are another story."
>"Dude milfs and cougars are the same thing." Buttons argues.
"Nah man, a Cougar will chase after your dick whether you want it or not. A Milf is soft and gentle, something you can firmly handle, like your Mom."
>"Brah, don't bring my mom into this, she's mine brah. I ain't dealin with that shit brah!" Buttons says puffing his chest.
"Chill dude, I know you fuck your mom, gross as that is, but I can't say I don't blame you. Now grab a controller."
>"Yeah, whatever..." Buttons grabs a controller and joins in.
>Where are your pants anyways?"
"...Oh yeah, Fluttershy has them."
>"W-Wait what? Why does she have them?"
"She fuckin ripped them off of me while I tried to escape after she tried french kissing me with a mouthful of whipped cream then, she tried to get me to lick whip cream off her tits and after that I knew it was time to bail, crazy bitch even ran after me topless out of her own house after me."
>Buttons pauses them game.
>You look to Buttons.
"What?"
>"Dude, are you gay or something?"
"NO!"
>"Are you sure? Cause no straight guy I know would bail on kill for situation like that with for a hot piece of ass like Fluttershy."
"Dude she just keeps creeps me out alright! She gets that look in her eye like she's gonna rape me man! Shit was scary."
>"Alright now you're just being a pussy." Buttons un-pauses the game and goes back to playing.
"Yeah well lets see your faggot ass last 5 minutes with her. Before you get a case of stranger danger."
>"I know I'm not a faggot, just ask my Mom."
"Still gross dude."
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>You play with Buttons all through the night.
>His Mom calls him on his cell telling him it was "Poon time" he bails without a second thought.
>You decide to turn in for the night moments after.
>Next morning.
>You're dead asleep.
>Next thing you know.
>BANG BANG BANG
>You wake up grogy.
>You hobble and answer the door.
>It was your fat Land Lord Pony Benson.
"Sup, brah."
>"Don't "Sup brah" me! Where's your rent, boy!"
"Uh...Well I kind of don't have a job and my money is with some crazy chick as of this moment, so if you could get back to me by say next Tuesday, I'll have your money, Sooo...See ya!"
>You try closing the door on him he puts his hoof in the way.
>"Listen ya little smart ass, I thought I was doing you a favor by letting you stay a week and let you pay me later, but even other runaway teens around here pay their rent on time! So where's my Money!!"
>You start sweating bullets.
>As you open your mouth for a lame ass excuse, another voice answers for you.
>"Uhm, excuse me, but I have his money you're probably looking for..."
>You and Benson both turn towards the voice.
>It was Fluttershy with your pants folded, with a stack of cash.
>"Well, well, well whose this little lady Anon?"
"She's, uh, well..."
>"I'm just his guardian...Maybe even is girlfriend~" She winks to you.
>"Uh-huh, so uhh those your pants?"
"Yep..."
>"That the money you owe?"
"Pretty much."
>"See you in two weeks, Anon." Benson trots off with your cash.
>You let out a sigh of relief
>"This is a nice little place you have for yourself Anon, mind if I come in~?"
"I'd rather you didn't."
>"Aw come on now sweetie. I did help you out on a rather tight Jam and for what it's worth I'm sorry about yesterday."
>You leer at her.
>She makes puppy eyes at you.
"Fine, but no touching my games."
>She lets out a soft "yay".
>You two sit on the couch and watch TV.
>Fluttershy then strikes up a conversation.
>"So...I overheard you didn't have a job."
"Yeah, so?"
>Fluttershy smiles seductively.
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>"Well maybe I can lend you enough cash to get through your rent if..." Fluttershy lays a hoof on your leg.
>"You do some things for me~"
>You stood strong. You didn't like where this was going.
>But money is money...
"What did you have in mind?"
>"Oh just do some chores around my place...Sweep the floors, clean my gutters, eatmyvaginalikeawildanimal."
"What was that last one?"
>"*Ahem* "Clean my swimming pool" is what I meant to say."
"How can you afford a swimming pool?"
>"That's for me to know and a cute boy like you to figure out~"
>You ponder your options for a moment.
>"Well do we have a deal?"
"I guess...but no more jumping my bones like last time!"
>Fluttershy smiles and pulls out a contract "Sign here then please~".
>You sign the contract and she stuffs it into her bra.
>She then pulls you in close and wraps her arms around you "Trust me Anon, I'm not all bad, you'll get used to me whether you like it Whispering tone:or not"