Becoming Burlesque (2019)

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 Olivia!

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 Catcha Foxx.

3
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 Sinnamon.

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 Lady of the Lake.

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 Fisticuffs.

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 Texas Red Tempest.

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 Bast.

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 Pressure Head.

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 How's Dad?

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 He's fine, a false alarm.

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Is that the hijab you're wearing?

12
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 Yeah, I love this one,
 it's pretty.

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 It's not supposed to
 be pretty, Fatima.

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 It's supposed to modestly
 remind your uncle

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 that his half-breed
 niece is devout.

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 Your father doesn't
 need any more stress.

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 Okay, okay,
 okay, I'm sorry.

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I'll, I'll just change it before
 we swing by the hospital.

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 Good girl.

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 You go on,

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 I'll meet you there, okay?

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 Okay.

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 Hey, girl, nice flower.

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 Give me your number.

25
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 Seriously, dude,

26
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 that's your A game?

27
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 Oh come on, you wouldn't
 be dressed like that

28
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 if you didn't want it.

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 Right, I put this
 whole outfit together

30
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 hoping to meet a loser
 at the bus stop.

31
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 That's what motivates my life.

32
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 Hey, my car's at the shop,
 all right?

33
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 Come here.

34
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 Back the fuck off!

35
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 What, I just think you
 look sexy, that's all.

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 Right.

37
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 I'm Fatima.

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 Texas Red Tempest.

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 Nice name.

40
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 Yours too.

41
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 What's it mean?

42
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 Um, captivating, I think.

43
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 I Googled it once.

44
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 And he's drunk.

45
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 Hey, hey, I got vertigo,
 all right?

46
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 Just-just give me your
 number, all right?

47
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 My friend's here now,
 I'm busy.

48
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 Fucking Muslims.

49
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 Bye!

50
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That was alarming.

51
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 Oh well, I can  handle it, usually.

52
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 Well, wouldn't it be easier

53
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 to dress a little more,
 you know.

54
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 Easy isn't a reason  to do something.

55
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 I'm not gonna change who  I am
for jerks like that.

56
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 And P.S...

57
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 You know what,

58
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you should come see our show.

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You're a stripper.

60
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 And you're a terrorist.

61
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 Excuse me?

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 Look, I'm just saying that
 you shouldn't pass judgement

63
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 on something that you
 know nothing about.

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 My chariot awaits.

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 Later, beautiful.

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 You know, you didn't have
 to cancel your Khutbah

67
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 over a small trouble,
 you always overreact.

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 Nonsense, you are my brother,

69
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 it is my duty.

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 But I think Allah
 would forgive you

71
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 if you came one
 hour later, no?

72
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 Where's your Nasrani
 wife anyway?

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 Maybe your weak heart is proof
 God doesn't always forgive.

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 Please, brother.

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 Your son should understand

76
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 what happens when you
 go against the family.

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 Yousef, please.

78
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 All right, another time.

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 Eh, are you going
 to come to mosque

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 before supper for
 Salat Al Maghrib?

81
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 Uh, sure, Uncle,
 sounds hype.

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 Praise be Allah,

83
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 there is hope for you yet.

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 Yeah.

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 Ah.
 - Baba.

86
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 How are you feeling?

87
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 A 100% since you
 walked in the door.

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 Good news, I spoke
 to the doctors,

89
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 and you get to come home.

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 Well, seriously I feel fine.

91
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 Mahmood, go and see if your
 father can be discharged.

92
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 But he can,
 Fatima was just told.

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 Go and check to be sure.

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 But I-

95
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 I'm gonna text Mom
 to get dinner things

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 'cause she's freaking out.

97
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 Yeah, and tell her that, uh,

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 your uncle is of
 course dining with us.

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 Excellent!

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 Your wife might be the
 shame of the family,

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but she makes excellent lamb.

102
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 I am merely suggesting
 that women in Toronto

103
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 can be tempting for
 a young man, huh?

104
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 Your wife should be
 your spiritual equal

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 and not just a great cook.

106
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 These Toronto love stories,

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 uh, they cloud judgement.

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 This is why marriage should
 be a family decision.

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 It makes sense.

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 And Masihin,

111
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 doesn't the Quran
 speak of believers,

112
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 so it could be
 anyone with faith?

113
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 This is your father speaking.

114
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 You know, the Quran
 has one interpretation.

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 It is not for us, brother,

116
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 to make arguments to fit our
 impulses within its pages.

117
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 Nor is it for us to justify
 all traditions with its words.

118
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 This is a new time and place
 and calls for new habits.

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 Chapter 5, verse 5-

120
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 Okay, enough religion talk.

121
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 I just want to enjoy
 being back home.

122
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 Aw, Dad, but it's
 so interesting.

123
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 Your father has spoken.

124
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 Fatima, a question,

125
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 come, sit next to your uncle.

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 I'm just in the middle of-

127
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- Well, actually I
- will help Olivia.

128
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 You should be resting.

129
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I rest my eyes on your mother.

130
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 Didn't the Prophet Muhammad
 himself do the housework?

131
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 Yeah, let's talk.

132
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 What's wrong?

133
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 Sit.

134
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 How do you know
 something is wrong?

135
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 It is my job to notice,
 I am an Imam,

136
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 and to guide.

137
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 Here, let's talk.

138
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 Well, um-

139
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 I've taken on the
 hijab as you know.

140
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 I could not be more proud.

141
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 I thought it would
 make my path more clear,

142
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 but it kind of makes
 things tough at school.

143
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 Why should your
 faith bother anyone

144
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 at a place of higher learning?

145
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 Maybe it's me,

146
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 it-it's just everyone
 seems extra careful

147
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 around me now like,

148
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 I'm made of sugar
 or something.

149
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 What about the
 other Muslim girls,

150
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 birds of a feather?

151
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 It's fine, I mean,
 it's just school.

152
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 You'd be happier with a
 man to take care of you.

153
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 Then you could focus
 on taking care of him.

154
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 No, I don't really
 think that's it.

155
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I could introduce you to a nice
 young man from the mosque.

156
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What's she
 gonna offer a guy?

157
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 A conversation in
 thermal dynamics?

158
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 Shut up, M,

159
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 I have stuff to offer,
 I'm funnier than you.

160
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 Okay easy, cupid.

161
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 A woman is always
 discontent alone.

162
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 It's a man's job to make her
 happy by giving her purpose.

163
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 This is one of the
 great pleasures

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 of being a man, Mahmood.

165
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 All washed up.

166
00:09:02,741 --> 00:09:04,977
 Sorry, Uncle,
 but you're wrong.

167
00:09:05,077 --> 00:09:07,279
 Yousef, what are you
 telling my daughter now?

168
00:09:07,379 --> 00:09:09,980
 Only the truth, she knows.

169
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 Oh sorry, Dad.

170
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 The young peoples like to
 think they're different,

171
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 but humans are human.

172
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 Sorry, but how could you
 even think that this is-

173
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 Fatima.

174
00:09:21,994 --> 00:09:26,162
 I forgot to pick up Baba's
 prescription, do you mind?

175
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 Okay yeah, no problem.

176
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 Thanks.

177
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 And cover up.

178
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 Yes, Umi.

179
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 I don't need a man
 to take care of me.

180
00:10:00,966 --> 00:10:03,035
 That everyone didn't
 like in high school?

181
00:10:03,135 --> 00:10:04,036
 What's her name?

182
00:10:04,136 --> 00:10:05,136
 I don't remember her name.

183
00:10:08,974 --> 00:10:10,874
 Oh wait shit, come on.

184
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 You're going to both your
 parents' hell for this.

185
00:12:07,425 --> 00:12:08,825
 Here you go, baby.

186
00:12:09,928 --> 00:12:11,327
 Hey, what can I get you?

187
00:12:14,099 --> 00:12:15,333
 Hey, beautiful,

188
00:12:15,433 --> 00:12:18,170
 I said can I get
 you a cocktail?

189
00:12:18,270 --> 00:12:19,304
 I know that my
 hand-knitted scoop neck

190
00:12:19,404 --> 00:12:21,006
 is a powerful distraction,
 but I mean-

191
00:12:21,106 --> 00:12:23,008
 Oh, I don't drink.

192
00:12:23,108 --> 00:12:24,309
 I mean, you're cute and all.

193
00:12:24,409 --> 00:12:26,011
I'm not-I'm not hitting on you,

194
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 I'm-I'm the bartender.

195
00:12:27,946 --> 00:12:29,514
 Right, sorry.

196
00:12:29,614 --> 00:12:31,183
 I'm also an entrepreneur
 in the fashion industry.

197
00:12:31,283 --> 00:12:34,186
 I can custom knit anything
 from shirts to bikinis,

198
00:12:34,286 --> 00:12:37,489
 hats, uh, socks, shoes,
 onesies, plains.

199
00:12:37,589 --> 00:12:40,123
 I didn't think it
 would be so...

200
00:12:46,131 --> 00:12:47,131
 Wow.

201
00:12:51,603 --> 00:12:53,503
 Yeah, they don't mess around.

202
00:12:55,307 --> 00:12:58,376
 You're popping your
 burlesque cherry, huh?

203
00:12:58,476 --> 00:13:02,380
 Uh, um, I'm gonna
 get a little closer.

204
00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:03,515
 Sure.

205
00:13:03,615 --> 00:13:05,149
 To the show.

206
00:13:05,249 --> 00:13:06,882
 Oh yeah, sure sure,
 yeah the show.

207
00:13:07,485 --> 00:13:08,485
 Watch-watch out,
 there's a chair.

208
00:13:27,339 --> 00:13:28,406
 Sorry, sorry.

209
00:14:24,062 --> 00:14:25,463
 What the hell happened?

210
00:14:25,563 --> 00:14:27,966
 She really went in and
 it was fucking amazing.

211
00:14:28,066 --> 00:14:29,301
 Then a heel got in her eye.

212
00:14:29,401 --> 00:14:31,886
 My heel, I feel like shit.

213
00:14:31,986 --> 00:14:34,472
 Don't worry, honey, it missed
 your eye by half an inch.

214
00:14:34,572 --> 00:14:36,374
 Hold still.
 -I'm blind, I'm blind.

215
00:14:36,474 --> 00:14:37,609
- I can't see in my eye.
- You're not blind.

216
00:14:37,709 --> 00:14:39,609
 It's just blood.
 Here, here.

217
00:14:40,712 --> 00:14:42,612
 Bast, that scar's
 gonna look hot.

218
00:14:44,249 --> 00:14:46,316
 If she needs to get stitches,
 she can't dance tomorrow.

219
00:14:47,085 --> 00:14:48,453
 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
 -I'm all right.

220
00:14:48,553 --> 00:14:50,488
Sinnamon, you know the choreo?

221
00:14:50,588 --> 00:14:51,739
 I've been here
 for three years.

222
00:14:51,839 --> 00:14:52,991
 Well, you're on
 for Bast tomorrow.

223
00:14:53,091 --> 00:14:55,327
 Hold on, who exactly
 is gonna kitten then?

224
00:14:55,427 --> 00:14:57,161
 Tomorrow's my new solo.

225
00:14:57,261 --> 00:14:58,997
 Right, and she can't pick up
 the clothes she just took off.

226
00:14:59,097 --> 00:14:59,998
 Exactly.

227
00:15:00,098 --> 00:15:01,998
 We'll find somebody.

228
00:15:02,567 --> 00:15:06,404
 Hey, bus girl,
 you came, you came.

229
00:15:06,504 --> 00:15:08,340
 Yeah.
 -And?

230
00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:11,009
 It was so powerful.

231
00:15:11,109 --> 00:15:13,011
 Oh, and someone dropped this.

232
00:15:13,111 --> 00:15:15,013
 It's mine, mine.

233
00:15:15,113 --> 00:15:16,514
 Catcha, why doesn't
 she kitten?

234
00:15:16,614 --> 00:15:18,114
 I mean, she's got
 a knack for it.

235
00:15:20,285 --> 00:15:21,486
 God says yes.

236
00:15:21,586 --> 00:15:23,021
 What's your name, sweetie?

237
00:15:23,121 --> 00:15:24,189
 Fatima.

238
00:15:24,289 --> 00:15:25,690
 Sorry, what did
 you want me to do?

239
00:15:25,790 --> 00:15:27,192
 The stage kitten picks
 up all the costume pieces

240
00:15:27,292 --> 00:15:28,493
 after each tease.

241
00:15:28,593 --> 00:15:29,494
 Normally it's my gig,

242
00:15:29,594 --> 00:15:31,663
 but tomorrow I'll be dancing.

243
00:15:31,763 --> 00:15:33,365
 Oh, yeah, I can't do that,

244
00:15:33,465 --> 00:15:35,667
 my folks are pretty,
 uh, conservative.

245
00:15:35,767 --> 00:15:37,369
 We didn't ask them to do it.

246
00:15:37,469 --> 00:15:40,205
 Although, that
 would be amazing.

247
00:15:40,305 --> 00:15:41,373
 It's easy, hon.

248
00:15:41,473 --> 00:15:42,374
 You'll be great.

249
00:15:42,474 --> 00:15:43,675
 No, I-

250
00:15:43,775 --> 00:15:45,675
 I should go, good show.

251
00:15:47,645 --> 00:15:49,379
 You want to kitten forever?

252
00:15:59,324 --> 00:16:02,225
 Fair enough, I get it.

253
00:16:02,627 --> 00:16:05,697
 Yeah, it just kind of makes
 things tough, you know?

254
00:16:05,797 --> 00:16:07,530
 Yet here you are.

255
00:16:09,167 --> 00:16:13,069
 Well, I've just never seen
 anything like this, I mean-

256
00:16:14,806 --> 00:16:17,575
 I know, it was all
 over your face.

257
00:16:17,675 --> 00:16:19,411
 I mean, you guys feel
 more comfortable naked

258
00:16:19,511 --> 00:16:20,545
 than I feel clothed.

259
00:16:20,645 --> 00:16:22,412
 The magic of burlesque.

260
00:16:23,515 --> 00:16:25,083
 Come on, I could
 really use your help.

261
00:16:25,183 --> 00:16:27,250
 Kittening is so easy.

262
00:16:28,186 --> 00:16:30,088
 I can't, I can't, my family-

263
00:16:30,188 --> 00:16:32,255
 Doesn't have to know.

264
00:16:35,660 --> 00:16:37,560
 Why do you wear it anyway?

265
00:16:38,696 --> 00:16:40,265
 The hijab?

266
00:16:40,365 --> 00:16:45,270
 It's a cultural symbol of
 my heritage and my faith.

267
00:16:45,370 --> 00:16:46,602
 Is that all?

268
00:16:47,372 --> 00:16:48,273
 I like it.

269
00:16:48,373 --> 00:16:49,572
 What was that?

270
00:16:50,708 --> 00:16:51,576
 I like the way it looks, okay?

271
00:16:51,676 --> 00:16:53,578
 I mean, it makes me feel good.

272
00:16:53,678 --> 00:16:55,111
 I knew it.

273
00:16:57,215 --> 00:16:59,284
 So, what would I do exactly?

274
00:16:59,384 --> 00:17:01,319
 Pick up the clothes,

275
00:17:01,419 --> 00:17:03,453
 glorify gender with
 glitter instead of glory.

276
00:17:05,723 --> 00:17:08,760
 Okay, that sounds okay.

277
00:17:08,860 --> 00:17:11,296
 Cool, see you tomorrow,
 the show is at 8:00.

278
00:17:11,396 --> 00:17:13,298
 You rock, love you, bye.

279
00:17:13,398 --> 00:17:15,298
 Wait, wait, wait, wait.

280
00:17:26,411 --> 00:17:27,777
 Did you get the prescription?

281
00:17:28,580 --> 00:17:30,315
What no, I'll get it tomorrow.

282
00:17:30,415 --> 00:17:31,316
 Then why are you so late?

283
00:17:31,416 --> 00:17:32,484
 What's it to you?

284
00:17:32,584 --> 00:17:34,486
 Uh, I'm your brother,
 it's my duty.

285
00:17:34,586 --> 00:17:36,321
 Oh yeah, did
 Uncle Yousef tell you that?

286
00:17:36,421 --> 00:17:38,156
 Okay look, Mom was worried
 that Dad would worry,

287
00:17:38,256 --> 00:17:39,789
 so I promised I'd wait up.

288
00:17:40,892 --> 00:17:42,494
 Okay, sorry.

289
00:17:42,594 --> 00:17:44,660
 It's important to be
 there for people, Fatima.

290
00:17:46,898 --> 00:17:50,802
 So, if someone needs help,

291
00:17:50,902 --> 00:17:53,638
 I should be there
 for them, right?

292
00:17:53,738 --> 00:17:55,507
 Yeah, zakat.

293
00:17:55,607 --> 00:17:56,641
Is that a sparkle on your face?

294
00:17:56,741 --> 00:17:58,643
 Huh, no, I'm going to bed.

295
00:17:58,743 --> 00:18:00,176
 Good night.

296
00:18:03,448 --> 00:18:05,181
- Do you want a smoke?
- Yes.

297
00:18:06,918 --> 00:18:08,686
 Seriously, that
 Prof is so wack,

298
00:18:08,786 --> 00:18:11,171
 why even tell us that?

299
00:18:11,271 --> 00:18:13,658
 Yeah, so he went travelling
to figure out where he belongs.

300
00:18:13,758 --> 00:18:15,660
 Irrelevant to fluid mechanics,

301
00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:17,195
 but I get it.

302
00:18:17,295 --> 00:18:18,696
Maybe I should quit school too.

303
00:18:18,796 --> 00:18:21,697
 Oh yeah, to go where exactly?

304
00:18:22,934 --> 00:18:25,203
 God, every effing
 engineering Prof,

305
00:18:25,303 --> 00:18:27,539
 they think that their
 class is the only one.

306
00:18:27,639 --> 00:18:29,106
 Do you remember sleep?

307
00:18:29,206 --> 00:18:30,675
 Remember having better
 reasons for not sleeping?

308
00:18:30,775 --> 00:18:32,708
 Remember unicorns?

309
00:18:33,811 --> 00:18:35,678
 'Cause unicorns are
 only seen by virgins?

310
00:18:39,317 --> 00:18:40,716
 You're so wack.

311
00:18:44,789 --> 00:18:46,558
 Oh my god.

312
00:18:46,658 --> 00:18:47,690
 Ugh.
 -Jerks.

313
00:18:52,664 --> 00:18:53,863
 I got to go, guys.

314
00:18:54,499 --> 00:18:55,867
 You okay?
 -Yeah.

315
00:18:55,967 --> 00:18:57,567
 Snap me.

316
00:19:01,673 --> 00:19:04,574
 Boom, drop, out,
 take your time.

317
00:19:05,977 --> 00:19:08,312
 Ass.

318
00:19:28,833 --> 00:19:30,733
 Sinnamon, sink more.

319
00:19:33,004 --> 00:19:35,206
 Drop it down.

320
00:19:35,306 --> 00:19:37,607
 I need to see you eat the
 floor with your poom poom.

321
00:19:37,875 --> 00:19:39,277
 Not just the tip,

322
00:19:39,377 --> 00:19:40,910
 sit on the whole dick.

323
00:19:43,381 --> 00:19:45,450
 Mm, yeah.
 - Got it.

324
00:19:45,550 --> 00:19:46,918
 You think this
 chick's gonna show?

325
00:19:47,018 --> 00:19:49,287
 She'll be here, it's fine.

326
00:19:49,387 --> 00:19:51,454
 We'll find out in an hour.

327
00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:56,926
 Fatima, stop moving about.

328
00:19:57,895 --> 00:19:58,830
 Sorry.

329
00:19:58,930 --> 00:20:02,934
 Hey, why doesn't Mahmood ever
 help out with anything anyway?

330
00:20:03,034 --> 00:20:04,636
 Fatima, my angel,

331
00:20:04,736 --> 00:20:07,803
 your future husband will
 appreciate your efforts.

332
00:20:10,041 --> 00:20:11,807
 Baba.
 - Hmm?

333
00:20:12,043 --> 00:20:16,781
 What would you do if
 someone asked for a favour

334
00:20:16,881 --> 00:20:21,784
 from someone that would
 disappoint someone else?

335
00:20:22,587 --> 00:20:24,822
 That is a vague question,
 my dear.

336
00:20:24,922 --> 00:20:26,656
 What is the favour?

337
00:20:28,893 --> 00:20:30,660
 Well, cleaning up.

338
00:20:31,062 --> 00:20:32,964
 How would cleaning up
 disappoint anyone?

339
00:20:33,064 --> 00:20:34,666
 It wouldn't disappoint me.

340
00:20:34,766 --> 00:20:35,798
 Kitchen.

341
00:20:40,938 --> 00:20:42,974
 You are too soft on
 your children, Waleed.

342
00:20:43,074 --> 00:20:46,511
 Ah, the world is hard
 enough, brother.

343
00:20:46,611 --> 00:20:48,778
 I got glue on a part of my eye
 I didn't want it to go in.

344
00:20:50,615 --> 00:20:52,517
 Wait, how much glitter
 is too much glitter?

345
00:20:52,617 --> 00:20:54,450
 There's no such thing.

346
00:21:02,093 --> 00:21:03,693
 Oh my gosh.

347
00:21:09,934 --> 00:21:11,703
 So, church, huh?

348
00:21:11,803 --> 00:21:13,771
 That's new, you know,

349
00:21:13,871 --> 00:21:15,840
 aside from the annual
 guilty Christmas pilgrimage.

350
00:21:15,940 --> 00:21:18,843
 Praying every once
 in a while helps.

351
00:21:18,943 --> 00:21:20,878
 Yeah well, us Muslims
 pray five times a day.

352
00:21:20,978 --> 00:21:22,714
 You know that, right, Mom?

353
00:21:22,814 --> 00:21:23,915
 Just saying.
 - Oh hush, you.

354
00:21:24,015 --> 00:21:29,385
 Wait, I thought Becca and
 Wei Chen were coming over?

355
00:21:31,122 --> 00:21:32,857
 Yeah well, I-I just-

356
00:21:32,957 --> 00:21:35,858
 I thought, you know,
 with Uncle-

357
00:21:37,128 --> 00:21:41,032
 Yousef can be,
 well, bombastic.

358
00:21:41,132 --> 00:21:42,734
 But he means well,

359
00:21:42,834 --> 00:21:44,569
 he cares about you a lot.

360
00:21:44,669 --> 00:21:49,574
 He is in fact your father's
 most liberal brother.

361
00:21:49,674 --> 00:21:51,909
 The others won't
 even talk to him.

362
00:21:52,009 --> 00:21:53,411
 Oh, I have other uncles?

363
00:21:53,511 --> 00:21:54,661
 Exactly.

364
00:21:54,761 --> 00:21:55,913
 I didn't know that,
 where are they?

365
00:21:56,013 --> 00:21:57,749
 They got to be here
 somewhere, right?

366
00:21:57,849 --> 00:22:00,418
 Uncle, I don't, I can't
 find them, where?

367
00:22:00,518 --> 00:22:02,420
 I know he likes to
 ruffle your feathers,

368
00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:04,422
 but be good, okay?

369
00:22:04,522 --> 00:22:08,591
 Show your uncle that I
 didn't ruin the children too.

370
00:22:11,863 --> 00:22:13,431
 Yeah, sure.

371
00:22:13,531 --> 00:22:14,764
 Thank you.

372
00:22:27,545 --> 00:22:29,680
 You like a little ass love?

373
00:22:29,780 --> 00:22:31,916
- Ooze the glitter, Texas,
- I swear like a lumberjack.

374
00:22:32,016 --> 00:22:35,453
 Ooh yes, sexy lumberjack.

375
00:22:35,553 --> 00:22:36,954
 It's head, bum bum.

376
00:22:37,054 --> 00:22:38,089
 Ba ba.

377
00:22:38,189 --> 00:22:40,925
 Head, elbow, face, and chest.

378
00:22:41,025 --> 00:22:42,960
 Ooh, I'm not warm.

379
00:22:43,060 --> 00:22:43,995
 Okay, got it.

380
00:22:44,095 --> 00:22:45,963
 We'll flock each other
 for that so we're together.

381
00:22:46,063 --> 00:22:47,932
 I'm gonna be flocking
 this whole damn show.

382
00:22:48,032 --> 00:22:49,801
 Yes, you are.

383
00:22:49,901 --> 00:22:51,969
 Five bucks the
 kitten doesn't show.

384
00:22:52,069 --> 00:22:53,936
 I'm in, 10 for the
 no balls bail.

385
00:22:55,573 --> 00:22:57,642
 I know, why don't we get
 the sexy bartender to kitten?

386
00:22:57,742 --> 00:22:59,811
 Yeah, I mean, he
 already plays with yarn.

387
00:22:59,911 --> 00:23:03,479
 I got five bucks on
 Pussy Galore, Catcha?

388
00:23:04,582 --> 00:23:05,748
 She'll be here.

389
00:23:07,752 --> 00:23:08,986
 Cha cha cha cha cha.

390
00:23:09,086 --> 00:23:10,820
 Cha cha cha cha cha.

391
00:23:11,923 --> 00:23:13,124
 It is our duty to Allah

392
00:23:13,224 --> 00:23:15,493
 to preserve our traditions
 in this environment,

393
00:23:15,593 --> 00:23:17,829
 that is our test,
 our challenge.

394
00:23:17,929 --> 00:23:19,964
 Why preserve them at all,
 adapt, evolve.

395
00:23:20,064 --> 00:23:22,500
 Happiness is born out
 of knowing your purpose.

396
00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:23,835
 Look at this city,

397
00:23:23,935 --> 00:23:26,137
 it is full of lost
 and confused people.

398
00:23:26,237 --> 00:23:28,139
 Place and purpose.

399
00:23:28,239 --> 00:23:30,508
 You know, debating
 with you has no tail.

400
00:23:30,608 --> 00:23:31,843
 Don't you have a
 mosque full of people

401
00:23:31,943 --> 00:23:33,678
 who listen to you already?

402
00:23:33,778 --> 00:23:35,012
 Or your own offspring, huh?

403
00:23:35,112 --> 00:23:36,981
 My boys are busy
 becoming doctors.

404
00:23:37,081 --> 00:23:40,151
 Speaking of which, what
 are your plans, Mahmood?

405
00:23:40,251 --> 00:23:42,520
 Um, I'm just keeping my
 options open, right.

406
00:23:42,620 --> 00:23:43,688
 See, that's the Toronto way.

407
00:23:43,788 --> 00:23:45,857
 No one makes decisions
 about the future.

408
00:23:45,957 --> 00:23:46,991
 Hey, I'm in engineering.

409
00:23:47,091 --> 00:23:48,526
 Really, Mahmood,

410
00:23:48,626 --> 00:23:51,028
 you're going to let
 your sister outshine you?

411
00:23:51,128 --> 00:23:52,029
 Thanks a lot, sis.

412
00:23:52,129 --> 00:23:53,631
 Sorry, M.

413
00:23:53,731 --> 00:23:56,165
 Well, what do you have
 to say for yourself?

414
00:23:57,134 --> 00:23:58,167
 Answer me.

415
00:23:58,803 --> 00:24:00,870
 I don't know,
 uh, med school.

416
00:24:01,105 --> 00:24:03,174
 Really, son, since when?

417
00:24:03,274 --> 00:24:04,707
 Since now.

418
00:24:05,810 --> 00:24:07,879
 I'll be done my PhD by
 the time that happens.

419
00:24:07,979 --> 00:24:09,463
 Wonderful,

420
00:24:09,563 --> 00:24:11,048
 but don't forget about
 all my great nephews

421
00:24:11,148 --> 00:24:12,532
 while you're studying.

422
00:24:12,632 --> 00:24:14,018
 Oh, that young man I was
 talking to you about-

423
00:24:14,118 --> 00:24:15,186
 No, thank you.

424
00:24:15,286 --> 00:24:16,554
 He has a good job.

425
00:24:16,654 --> 00:24:17,887
 I'm fine.

426
00:24:18,823 --> 00:24:21,025
 Brother, keep a
 close eye on her.

427
00:24:21,125 --> 00:24:23,194
 Look, maybe I don't
 even want to get married.

428
00:24:23,294 --> 00:24:24,896
 Habibti, my heart.

429
00:24:24,996 --> 00:24:27,064
 Sorry, I just said maybe.

430
00:24:27,164 --> 00:24:29,066
 Like maybe I don't want
 to be as predictable

431
00:24:29,166 --> 00:24:31,736
 as Uncle seems to
 think all women are.

432
00:24:31,836 --> 00:24:36,073
 Yes, predictability is the
 essential beauty of tradition,

433
00:24:36,173 --> 00:24:38,576
 so each of us knows what
 role we have to play.

434
00:24:38,676 --> 00:24:41,078
 You are sweet and
 smart, habibti.

435
00:24:41,178 --> 00:24:44,079
 But surprising, hardly, hmm?

436
00:24:46,684 --> 00:24:48,217
 Fatima, help serve.

437
00:24:51,689 --> 00:24:52,590
 You know what,

438
00:24:52,690 --> 00:24:54,625
 actually I just remembered

439
00:24:54,725 --> 00:24:56,759
 I promised a friend I'd
 pick up her clothes.

440
00:24:57,161 --> 00:24:59,063
 You can't leave before we eat.

441
00:24:59,163 --> 00:25:00,596
 Surprise!

442
00:25:14,178 --> 00:25:16,111
 Mom, this stew smells amazing.

443
00:25:17,181 --> 00:25:18,950
 Go after your sister please.

444
00:25:19,050 --> 00:25:20,783
 But I want-
 -Now.

445
00:25:35,232 --> 00:25:36,700
 Come on.

446
00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:38,269
 No, Sinnamon, I need
 you to kitten the solo.

447
00:25:38,369 --> 00:25:40,104
 Trio tease is out.

448
00:25:40,204 --> 00:25:41,272
 What if I kitten that one?

449
00:25:41,372 --> 00:25:42,974
 No, you're helping
 my quick change,

450
00:25:43,074 --> 00:25:43,841
 you can't do both.

451
00:25:43,941 --> 00:25:45,258
 Catcha.

452
00:25:45,358 --> 00:25:46,677
- What if I help
- Texas quick change?

453
00:25:46,777 --> 00:25:47,811
 Or me.

454
00:25:47,911 --> 00:25:48,946
 No, I need you guys
 in the audience.

455
00:25:49,046 --> 00:25:51,114
 Forget it, ladies.

456
00:25:51,214 --> 00:25:53,284
 Idea, Catcha, why don't
 you do a second solo tease?

457
00:25:53,384 --> 00:25:54,285
 How's your back?

458
00:25:54,385 --> 00:25:55,987
 It's completely seized.

459
00:25:56,087 --> 00:25:58,656
 That's why I swapped
 my solo for the trio.

460
00:25:58,756 --> 00:25:59,657
 FML.

461
00:25:59,757 --> 00:26:00,825
 You're fine.

462
00:26:00,925 --> 00:26:02,293
 Hey, I know it's late,

463
00:26:02,393 --> 00:26:06,662
 but I'm here if you still
 need me to kitty or whatever.

464
00:26:08,232 --> 00:26:09,999
 Trio tease is back in.

465
00:26:10,267 --> 00:26:11,300
 Circle jerk.
 -Yes!

466
00:26:12,403 --> 00:26:14,169
 Glad you made it.

467
00:26:21,946 --> 00:26:23,312
 Stay grounded,

468
00:26:23,948 --> 00:26:25,180
 breathe,

469
00:26:26,283 --> 00:26:27,683
 feel each other.

470
00:26:29,253 --> 00:26:32,321
 Poom poom power!

471
00:26:33,124 --> 00:26:34,191
 Oh, coming through.

472
00:26:34,291 --> 00:26:35,691
 Okay, I'll let you go first.

473
00:26:37,294 --> 00:26:38,861
 I like your scarf.

474
00:26:39,263 --> 00:26:40,696
 Welcome back.

475
00:26:41,966 --> 00:26:43,167
 What colour bra
 are you wearing?

476
00:26:43,267 --> 00:26:44,168
 Black.

477
00:26:44,268 --> 00:26:45,868
 Oooh, sexy.

478
00:26:50,307 --> 00:26:51,874
 Here's your outfit.

479
00:26:54,278 --> 00:26:55,878
 Where's the rest of it?

480
00:26:57,148 --> 00:26:58,883
 I can't make you
 wear anything.

481
00:26:58,983 --> 00:27:01,884
 I just think that
 this looks good.

482
00:27:05,823 --> 00:27:07,056
 Okay.

483
00:27:17,835 --> 00:27:21,906
 Okay, well technically I
should at least cover my awrah.

484
00:27:22,006 --> 00:27:23,238
 Your what?

485
00:27:23,841 --> 00:27:25,741
 Uh, my, uh, my-my middle.

486
00:27:33,350 --> 00:27:35,350
 Okay, what if I
 just cover my face?

487
00:27:38,856 --> 00:27:40,756
 Lady lesson number one.

488
00:27:47,865 --> 00:27:49,765
 Toe in, toe out.

489
00:27:53,204 --> 00:27:55,270
 Squeeze your butt in,
 make it graceful.

490
00:27:58,876 --> 00:28:00,945
 Walking is hard.

491
00:28:01,045 --> 00:28:03,245
 Fatima, get out there
 and clear the stage.

492
00:28:05,216 --> 00:28:06,350
 Okay.

493
00:28:06,450 --> 00:28:08,786
 Knees together,
 pull up, chin up,

494
00:28:08,886 --> 00:28:09,787
 stick your butt up,

495
00:28:09,887 --> 00:28:11,420
smile.

496
00:28:54,431 --> 00:28:56,000
 Whiskey and ginger.

497
00:28:56,100 --> 00:28:57,001
 You got it, bro.

498
00:28:57,101 --> 00:28:58,335
 Is that worsted wool?

499
00:28:58,435 --> 00:29:00,004
 Yeah, I do custom knits.

500
00:29:00,104 --> 00:29:01,336
 Sweet, bro.

501
00:29:03,941 --> 00:29:05,309
 You waiting for someone?

502
00:29:05,409 --> 00:29:07,309
 Uh, I'm looking for my sister.

503
00:29:08,946 --> 00:29:10,181
 Strip joint's a
 bit of a stretch,

504
00:29:10,281 --> 00:29:12,014
 but I like to
 be thorough.

505
00:29:13,284 --> 00:29:14,318
 $7.50.

506
00:29:14,418 --> 00:29:16,353
 She a troublemaker, huh?

507
00:29:16,453 --> 00:29:17,855
 I don't see her though.

508
00:29:17,955 --> 00:29:20,024
 Well, my job here is done.

509
00:29:20,124 --> 00:29:22,591
 I'll stay to finish my drink,
 keep the change.

510
00:31:01,058 --> 00:31:02,291
 Meow!

511
00:31:11,402 --> 00:31:13,604
 Bad boy, pay attention.

512
00:31:20,411 --> 00:31:21,478
 What the fuck?

513
00:31:21,578 --> 00:31:22,613
 That's what you get.

514
00:31:43,734 --> 00:31:45,334
 Fati?

515
00:31:49,273 --> 00:31:50,507
 I-I'm just helping.

516
00:31:50,607 --> 00:31:51,475
 What are you wearing?

517
00:31:51,575 --> 00:31:52,476
 Please don't tell Baba.

518
00:31:52,576 --> 00:31:53,477
 Are you kidding me,

519
00:31:53,577 --> 00:31:54,478
 I don't want to tell myself.

520
00:31:54,578 --> 00:31:56,013
 Please, M.

521
00:31:56,113 --> 00:31:58,182
 You're coming with me
 right now and we're leaving.

522
00:31:58,282 --> 00:32:00,651
 No, no, no, no, what
 are you, Uncle Yousef?

523
00:32:00,751 --> 00:32:02,519
 I'm your brother, you're
 not gonna be a stripper.

524
00:32:02,619 --> 00:32:03,487
 I forbid it!

525
00:32:03,587 --> 00:32:05,187
 They're not strippers.

526
00:32:08,459 --> 00:32:09,360
 Okay yeah, they take
 their clothes off,

527
00:32:09,460 --> 00:32:11,195
 but it's different,
 it's art.

528
00:32:11,295 --> 00:32:12,529
 Whatever, you're
 coming with me.

529
00:32:12,629 --> 00:32:15,530
 No, I'm not gonna
 let them down.

530
00:32:16,467 --> 00:32:18,533
 Fine, then I'm
 not your brother.

531
00:32:21,472 --> 00:32:22,506
 M, please.

532
00:32:22,606 --> 00:32:25,376
 I can't, I can't
 see you like this.

533
00:32:25,476 --> 00:32:26,377
 Don't talk to me,

534
00:32:26,477 --> 00:32:27,378
 don't look at me.

535
00:32:27,478 --> 00:32:29,144
 I no longer have a sister.

536
00:32:49,166 --> 00:32:52,067
 Ow, ow, oh shit.

537
00:33:21,698 --> 00:33:23,098
 Oh shit.

538
00:33:40,551 --> 00:33:43,587
 Oh, I'm sorry,
 I can come back out.

539
00:33:43,687 --> 00:33:46,590
 It's okay,
 it's intermission.

540
00:33:46,690 --> 00:33:48,290
 Oh.

541
00:33:48,725 --> 00:33:51,462
 I guess I had a
 bit of a meltdown.

542
00:33:51,562 --> 00:33:52,594
 I saw that,

543
00:33:53,864 --> 00:33:56,131
 but we never
 leave the stage.

544
00:33:57,701 --> 00:33:59,603
 What if there's a fire?

545
00:33:59,703 --> 00:34:01,136
 We burn.

546
00:34:04,875 --> 00:34:06,777
 How's your back?

547
00:34:06,877 --> 00:34:10,647
 I'm heavily medicated,
 so it probably hurts.

548
00:34:10,747 --> 00:34:12,148
 Let's move, girl.

549
00:34:12,248 --> 00:34:13,650
 You still got to put
 three chairs in a V.

550
00:34:13,750 --> 00:34:15,084
 Okay, it's the heels.

551
00:34:15,184 --> 00:34:16,617
 Yeah, chop, chop,
 chop, chop, chop, chop.

552
00:34:18,889 --> 00:34:20,322
 I like.

553
00:34:20,757 --> 00:34:22,793
 She's still wearing
 way too much clothing.

554
00:34:22,893 --> 00:34:25,160
 It's not the clothing,
 it's the confidence.

555
00:34:25,896 --> 00:34:28,163
 She's got something,
 you'll see.

556
00:34:34,905 --> 00:34:36,640
 You nailed it.

557
00:34:36,740 --> 00:34:38,509
 Not bad.

558
00:34:38,609 --> 00:34:40,511
 Uh, hello, I just
 did my first show.

559
00:34:40,611 --> 00:34:42,346
Can I get a little bit of love?

560
00:34:42,446 --> 00:34:43,680
 You were lovely dear.

561
00:34:43,780 --> 00:34:45,680
 No one doubted you would be.

562
00:34:46,917 --> 00:34:49,186
 Oooh, hot date tonight,
 Lake Lady?

563
00:34:49,286 --> 00:34:51,188
 Don't rush, make him wait.

564
00:34:51,288 --> 00:34:52,189
 I can't help it.

565
00:34:52,289 --> 00:34:54,658
 He's all arms,
 legs, freckles.

566
00:34:54,758 --> 00:34:55,441
 It's divine.

567
00:34:55,541 --> 00:34:56,541
 We will never
 fight over a man.

568
00:35:01,465 --> 00:35:04,668
- Rehearsal tomorrow with
- Sinnamon and Fatima in.

569
00:35:04,768 --> 00:35:06,201
 Tonight was a mess.

570
00:35:06,937 --> 00:35:08,372
 I'll see you ladies
 up there for a drink.

571
00:35:08,472 --> 00:35:09,771
 See you.
 -Oh, order me one.

572
00:35:12,943 --> 00:35:14,843
 So, think there'll
 be a second date?

573
00:35:16,313 --> 00:35:19,716
 Hell no, she'll be lucky
 if she makes it to last call.

574
00:35:19,816 --> 00:35:21,385
 What, why not?

575
00:35:21,485 --> 00:35:23,387
 She has a thing
 for fuck boys.

576
00:35:23,487 --> 00:35:24,686
 That's a thing you can have?

577
00:35:25,956 --> 00:35:28,859
 So, who's boning
 you these days?

578
00:35:28,959 --> 00:35:30,692
 Me? No one.

579
00:35:31,828 --> 00:35:33,062
 Oh, what a waste.

580
00:35:33,162 --> 00:35:34,398
 I saw Justin eye-banging
 you all night.

581
00:35:34,498 --> 00:35:35,866
 You a night rider?

582
00:35:35,966 --> 00:35:37,734
What?

583
00:35:37,834 --> 00:35:39,652
 What?

584
00:35:39,752 --> 00:35:41,572
 He's obsessed
 with Catcha Foxx.

585
00:35:41,672 --> 00:35:42,739
 Oh, he's so sweet,

586
00:35:42,839 --> 00:35:44,241
 but when he talks about wool,

587
00:35:44,341 --> 00:35:45,740
 I get so sleepy.

588
00:35:46,810 --> 00:35:49,746
 I get awkward with guys, so.

589
00:35:49,846 --> 00:35:51,248
 You just have to look
 them in the eyes.

590
00:35:51,348 --> 00:35:53,250
 It disarms them.

591
00:35:53,350 --> 00:35:54,484
 Hey, are you guys decent?

592
00:35:54,584 --> 00:35:55,719
 Oh, somebody's
 ears are burning,

593
00:35:55,819 --> 00:35:57,721
and by ears I mean.

594
00:35:57,821 --> 00:35:59,756
 Get your flirt on, girl.

595
00:35:59,856 --> 00:36:00,757
 Now?

596
00:36:00,857 --> 00:36:01,758
 No, next Tuesday.

597
00:36:01,858 --> 00:36:03,260
 Just look him in the eye,

598
00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:05,262
 don't look away until he does.

599
00:36:05,362 --> 00:36:07,262
 Come on in.

600
00:36:07,531 --> 00:36:09,266
 Hey, what's up ladies?

601
00:36:09,366 --> 00:36:10,734
 Beautiful show, Catcha Foxx,

602
00:36:10,834 --> 00:36:11,902
 honestly, they loved it.

603
00:36:12,002 --> 00:36:13,437
 Uh, you guys sticking
 around for drinks?

604
00:36:13,537 --> 00:36:14,605
 The guy upstairs is buying.

605
00:36:14,705 --> 00:36:17,774
 Oh yeah.
 -Hell yeah, shots from God.

606
00:36:17,874 --> 00:36:18,742
 He's just a super fan,

607
00:36:18,842 --> 00:36:21,461
 he really loved the show

608
00:36:21,561 --> 00:36:24,279
 and actually he ordered a
stitched rib silk yarn jumpsuit.

609
00:36:27,551 --> 00:36:28,783
 You okay?

610
00:36:29,553 --> 00:36:30,754
 I have something
 on my face or...

611
00:36:30,854 --> 00:36:32,456
 We'll be up in five.

612
00:36:32,556 --> 00:36:34,456
 Okay cool, see you upstairs.

613
00:36:37,561 --> 00:36:38,795
 What is wrong with me?

614
00:36:38,895 --> 00:36:41,765
 It just takes practice,
 it's okay.

615
00:36:41,865 --> 00:36:42,933
 Coming Catcha?

616
00:36:43,033 --> 00:36:44,468
 What'd I miss?

617
00:36:44,568 --> 00:36:45,934
 She wasn't kidding.

618
00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:51,808
 Do you have to go home?

619
00:36:51,908 --> 00:36:55,812
 Um, well there's either a shit
 storm waiting for me at home

620
00:36:55,912 --> 00:36:57,814
 or there isn't, I wouldn't
 know until I get there.

621
00:36:57,914 --> 00:36:59,483
 It's Schrodinger's cat,

622
00:36:59,583 --> 00:37:02,486
 so I might as well just
 hang out for a bit.

623
00:37:02,586 --> 00:37:03,818
 Okay.

624
00:37:09,926 --> 00:37:10,827
 Salut.
 -Salut.

625
00:37:10,927 --> 00:37:12,496
 Cheers, ladies,
 well earned.

626
00:37:12,596 --> 00:37:13,895
 Thank you.

627
00:37:19,069 --> 00:37:20,837
 You know a shot would help.

628
00:37:20,937 --> 00:37:22,673
 I can't, I don't drink.

629
00:37:22,773 --> 00:37:23,840
 Hey, Justin,

630
00:37:23,940 --> 00:37:25,976
 get her a virgin
 virgin Woolly Navel

631
00:37:26,076 --> 00:37:27,676
 on the fan tab.

632
00:37:28,445 --> 00:37:30,514
 You know, the, the
 better looking he is,

633
00:37:30,614 --> 00:37:32,349
 the harder he is to look at.

634
00:37:32,449 --> 00:37:34,518
 Let's try it with
 the super fan.

635
00:37:34,618 --> 00:37:35,984
 Now shoot him a look.

636
00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:37,988
 I don't want to distract him.

637
00:37:38,088 --> 00:37:39,854
 Yes, you want to.

638
00:37:42,092 --> 00:37:43,992
 Don't force it, don't.

639
00:37:45,796 --> 00:37:47,696
 Stop it. Ugh.

640
00:37:47,964 --> 00:37:52,002
 Okay, what's the difference
between stripping and burlesque?

641
00:37:52,102 --> 00:37:53,704
 Um, pasties?

642
00:37:53,804 --> 00:37:54,905
 Oh man.

643
00:37:55,005 --> 00:37:58,008
 In stripping, the observer
 imposes their fantasy

644
00:37:58,108 --> 00:37:59,710
 on the performer.

645
00:37:59,810 --> 00:38:01,361
 In burlesque,

646
00:38:01,461 --> 00:38:03,013
 we impose our fantasies
 on the crowd.

647
00:38:03,113 --> 00:38:04,548
 It's a preference.

648
00:38:04,648 --> 00:38:06,550
 Some people like men,

649
00:38:06,650 --> 00:38:08,719
 women, threesomes,

650
00:38:08,819 --> 00:38:10,018
 farm animals.

651
00:38:12,656 --> 00:38:14,823
 We fuck the audience.

652
00:39:14,184 --> 00:39:16,184
 Justin, another round
 for the ladies please.

653
00:39:18,054 --> 00:39:21,089
Oh my god.

654
00:39:22,192 --> 00:39:24,795
 I don't always have
 so much sugar.

655
00:39:24,895 --> 00:39:26,797
 I am an asshole.

656
00:39:26,897 --> 00:39:28,281
 Okay,

657
00:39:28,381 --> 00:39:29,766
 promise me you're gonna drink
 some water before bed, okay?

658
00:39:29,866 --> 00:39:32,469
 Hey, look, look,
 I'm standing by myself.

659
00:39:32,569 --> 00:39:33,802
 Okay.

660
00:39:34,905 --> 00:39:39,974
And I'm walking by myself, see?

661
00:39:40,577 --> 00:39:42,644
 Wow, you really
 don't drink, do you?

662
00:39:43,747 --> 00:39:47,115
 I'm gonna look at you
 until you look away.

663
00:39:52,222 --> 00:39:54,491
 You guys are so beautiful,

664
00:39:54,591 --> 00:39:55,957
 I love you guys.

665
00:39:56,927 --> 00:40:00,130
You're
 beautiful too, Fatima.

666
00:40:00,230 --> 00:40:03,998
 Okay, are you okay to
 get home from here?

667
00:40:04,768 --> 00:40:06,136
 I am home.

668
00:40:06,236 --> 00:40:09,139
 Okay, rehearsal tomorrow.

669
00:40:09,239 --> 00:40:11,005
 Be safe.

670
00:40:49,646 --> 00:40:51,012
I chickened out.

671
00:40:52,649 --> 00:40:54,182
Just don't go back.

672
00:41:08,665 --> 00:41:10,901
 Ah, we're having
 songbird for breakfast?

673
00:41:11,001 --> 00:41:12,068
 Good morning, Baba.

674
00:41:12,168 --> 00:41:13,201
 Good morning.

675
00:41:16,006 --> 00:41:17,741
 Oh, angel pie,

676
00:41:17,841 --> 00:41:19,576
 these eggs look magnificent.

677
00:41:19,676 --> 00:41:22,076
 And the pinyo smells sublime.

678
00:41:24,314 --> 00:41:25,747
 I'll get my own.

679
00:41:28,018 --> 00:41:30,754
 Okay, I have a study date.

680
00:41:30,854 --> 00:41:33,056
I will see you guys later, bye.

681
00:41:33,156 --> 00:41:34,589
 Okay, bye.

682
00:41:40,196 --> 00:41:41,931
 You know,

683
00:41:42,031 --> 00:41:43,767
 it's a treat for a dad to
 see his daughter like that.

684
00:41:43,867 --> 00:41:45,767
 One day you'll know, Mahmood.

685
00:42:04,187 --> 00:42:05,787
 You're early.

686
00:42:06,189 --> 00:42:08,792
 I didn't know what
 time rehearsal was, so.

687
00:42:08,892 --> 00:42:10,126
 Girl, never before noon.

688
00:42:10,226 --> 00:42:11,261
 Oh, sorry.

689
00:42:11,361 --> 00:42:13,263
 Don't apologize, come.

690
00:42:13,363 --> 00:42:14,796
 Okay.

691
00:42:19,903 --> 00:42:23,807
 So, does your family know?

692
00:42:23,907 --> 00:42:25,275
 My mom comes to everything.

693
00:42:25,375 --> 00:42:26,643
 My dad doesn't,

694
00:42:26,743 --> 00:42:28,643
 but he knows burlesque
 is my thing.

695
00:42:29,913 --> 00:42:31,145
 Why?

696
00:42:32,082 --> 00:42:33,114
 The glamour,

697
00:42:34,250 --> 00:42:35,283
 the freedom,

698
00:42:36,252 --> 00:42:38,152
 feeling alive in my own skin.

699
00:42:40,256 --> 00:42:43,157
 Come, give me your weight.

700
00:42:46,096 --> 00:42:47,831
 Oh, sorry, sorry.

701
00:42:47,931 --> 00:42:48,999
It's okay.

702
00:42:49,099 --> 00:42:51,099
 Back to back.

703
00:42:53,019 --> 00:42:54,838
 Oh sorry, I'm, I mean,
 I'm hurting you.

704
00:42:54,938 --> 00:42:56,137
 It's okay.

705
00:42:56,940 --> 00:42:58,008
 Okay.

706
00:42:58,108 --> 00:42:59,009
 Again.

707
00:42:59,109 --> 00:43:01,511
 Where are you from?

708
00:43:01,611 --> 00:43:04,014
 My dad's from Syria
 but studied in England

709
00:43:04,114 --> 00:43:06,180
 where he met my mom.

710
00:43:07,951 --> 00:43:09,686
 She was born in Thunder Bay

711
00:43:09,786 --> 00:43:12,322
 and her family is
 Polish and Irish

712
00:43:12,422 --> 00:43:14,689
 with a hint of Ukrainian.

713
00:43:17,127 --> 00:43:18,693
 I'm just Toronto.

714
00:43:21,297 --> 00:43:22,864
 You're more than that.

715
00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:26,868
 Now look at me in the
 face and try to mirror me.

716
00:43:31,441 --> 00:43:33,343
 You're a magical creature.

717
00:43:33,443 --> 00:43:35,043
 Now they go inside.

718
00:43:36,279 --> 00:43:37,712
 Yeah.

719
00:43:39,315 --> 00:43:41,417
 And back.

720
00:43:41,517 --> 00:43:43,718
 And now let's try keeping
 the water droplet alive.

721
00:43:45,455 --> 00:43:46,888
 Whoa.

722
00:43:48,825 --> 00:43:50,058
 Yeah?

723
00:43:50,460 --> 00:43:52,360
 Come, close your eyes.

724
00:43:54,998 --> 00:43:56,199
 Just let it go.

725
00:43:56,299 --> 00:43:58,234
 It's hard to let it go.

726
00:43:58,334 --> 00:43:59,734
 Breathe.

727
00:44:03,173 --> 00:44:04,205
 No judgement.

728
00:45:14,410 --> 00:45:15,445
 Better?

729
00:45:15,545 --> 00:45:16,978
 Yeah.

730
00:45:17,413 --> 00:45:20,984
 This feeling,
 that's the beginning.

731
00:45:21,084 --> 00:45:23,286
 I feel like I just
 covered up everything.

732
00:45:23,386 --> 00:45:26,156
 I want to feel like
 this all the time.

733
00:45:26,256 --> 00:45:28,456
 You need a burlesque name.

734
00:45:30,426 --> 00:45:32,293
 How about Wobbly?

735
00:45:35,431 --> 00:45:39,002
Something.

736
00:45:39,102 --> 00:45:40,301
 Flirt.

737
00:45:42,405 --> 00:45:44,307
 Lousy Flirt?

738
00:45:44,407 --> 00:45:46,007
 Flirt Fail?

739
00:45:46,409 --> 00:45:47,310
 No, Flirt.

740
00:45:47,410 --> 00:45:48,478
 Let me think about it.

741
00:45:48,578 --> 00:45:50,346
 Okay.

742
00:45:50,446 --> 00:45:54,017
Too many Lenny's.

743
00:45:54,117 --> 00:45:55,852
 My body's not having me today.

744
00:45:55,952 --> 00:45:57,185
 Okay.

745
00:45:57,587 --> 00:45:59,322
 That's why I drink gin.

746
00:45:59,422 --> 00:46:01,357
Yeah, the drink of psychopaths.

747
00:46:01,457 --> 00:46:03,324
 Get it together,
 rehearsal in 10.

748
00:46:07,964 --> 00:46:11,367
 Left, back, right, front.

749
00:46:11,467 --> 00:46:14,335
 Left, back, right.

750
00:46:23,446 --> 00:46:25,046
 What are you doing?

751
00:46:25,315 --> 00:46:26,516
 Can you knock?

752
00:46:26,616 --> 00:46:28,384
 Look, I have to tell Dad.

753
00:46:28,484 --> 00:46:29,519
 Yeah, you think
 that's a good idea?

754
00:46:29,619 --> 00:46:31,385
 You're right, but...

755
00:46:35,158 --> 00:46:36,390
 Why, Fati?

756
00:46:37,327 --> 00:46:38,528
 I don't know, M,

757
00:46:38,628 --> 00:46:39,896
 being a girl here
 is such a treat.

758
00:46:39,996 --> 00:46:41,514
 Oh please,

759
00:46:41,614 --> 00:46:43,231
 at least you're not supposed
 to have it all together.

760
00:46:43,333 --> 00:46:45,268
 Just forget it.

761
00:46:45,368 --> 00:46:48,371
 I can't even stop my sister
 from working at a strip club.

762
00:46:48,471 --> 00:46:52,408
 Honestly, I-I don't
 want you to go back.

763
00:46:52,508 --> 00:46:53,508
 Please.

764
00:48:00,076 --> 00:48:01,377
 Shit, shit.

765
00:48:01,477 --> 00:48:02,979
 Oh, trouble in
 paradise over there?

766
00:48:03,079 --> 00:48:04,981
 I just got fired over email.

767
00:48:05,081 --> 00:48:05,982
 From the reception gig?

768
00:48:06,082 --> 00:48:08,150
 I thought they loved you.

769
00:48:08,250 --> 00:48:10,320
 Well, apparently my boss saw
 a photo on Insta and freaked.

770
00:48:10,420 --> 00:48:13,323
 Oh wait no, his wife did.

771
00:48:13,423 --> 00:48:14,991
 Well, at least you
 still have this gig.

772
00:48:15,091 --> 00:48:16,326
 Ha, that's very funny.

773
00:48:16,426 --> 00:48:17,558
 Ten minutes ladies.

774
00:48:19,562 --> 00:48:21,464
 Maybe Justin will
 put me back on bar.

775
00:48:21,564 --> 00:48:24,000
 No, I need you on stage.

776
00:48:24,100 --> 00:48:25,635
 Catcha, why doesn't
 Fatima learn the-

777
00:48:25,735 --> 00:48:27,503
 No, she can't dance
 like you yet.

778
00:48:27,603 --> 00:48:30,173
 Plus, we can't afford
 another dancer.

779
00:48:30,273 --> 00:48:32,173
 I don't even have a name yet.

780
00:48:34,110 --> 00:48:35,343
 Babylon.

781
00:48:35,745 --> 00:48:39,515
 Strong, powerful,

782
00:48:39,615 --> 00:48:43,584
 decadent, immoral.

783
00:51:21,611 --> 00:51:23,177
 Go kiss someone.

784
00:51:24,614 --> 00:51:25,813
 Kiss, not kill.

785
00:51:44,300 --> 00:51:45,368
 Who was that?

786
00:51:45,468 --> 00:51:46,702
 ("Of All the People Here"

787
00:51:46,802 --> 00:51:48,469
 by Freeman Dre and
 the Kitchen Party)

788
00:52:06,322 --> 00:52:08,389
 Forget it, M,
 I'm not leaving.

789
00:52:08,824 --> 00:52:10,691
 If you won't leave,
 I'm staying.

790
00:52:11,794 --> 00:52:13,396
 What?

791
00:52:13,496 --> 00:52:16,566
 I'm your bother,
 I'll protect you.

792
00:52:16,666 --> 00:52:19,485
 What are you-

793
00:52:19,585 --> 00:52:22,405
 Ah, Babylon comes with
 her own manservant, I like.

794
00:52:22,505 --> 00:52:23,989
 This is not a good idea.

795
00:52:24,089 --> 00:52:25,575
 Now you've been dancing
 a record three days

796
00:52:25,675 --> 00:52:26,876
 we need someone
 to kitten, hmm?

797
00:52:26,976 --> 00:52:28,576
 But-

798
00:52:29,812 --> 00:52:31,412
 You stay, I stay.

799
00:52:32,815 --> 00:52:34,415
 Take off your shirt.

800
00:52:38,354 --> 00:52:39,720
 This is a bad idea.

801
00:52:41,857 --> 00:52:43,726
 Wait here to clear the stage.

802
00:52:43,826 --> 00:52:45,261
 I love.

803
00:52:45,361 --> 00:52:46,496
 This is a bad-

804
00:53:08,551 --> 00:53:10,784
 That's all of it, okay?

805
00:53:12,021 --> 00:53:13,621
 Do you mind?

806
00:53:29,872 --> 00:53:31,474
 You know, you're too beautiful

807
00:53:31,574 --> 00:53:33,476
 to be taking your clothes off.

808
00:53:33,576 --> 00:53:35,643
 Isn't that reason to?

809
00:53:36,579 --> 00:53:38,946
 Wow, you have a strong back.

810
00:53:41,417 --> 00:53:42,650
 Dudes are dogs.

811
00:53:43,753 --> 00:53:44,785
 You're tight.

812
00:53:46,055 --> 00:53:47,955
 You're too hard on yourself.

813
00:53:49,058 --> 00:53:51,460
 Uh, you-

814
00:53:51,560 --> 00:53:53,963
 You work hard,
 I'm, I'm really lazy.

815
00:53:54,063 --> 00:53:55,063
 So stop.

816
00:53:56,899 --> 00:53:58,801
 ("Let's Get this
 Show on the Road"

817
00:53:58,901 --> 00:54:02,436
 by Freeman Dre and
 the Kitchen Party)

818
00:54:13,082 --> 00:54:15,349
 Your brother looks hot.

819
00:54:16,952 --> 00:54:18,352
 This can't end well.

820
00:54:19,455 --> 00:54:21,691
 Catcha likes it when
 we go and mingle.

821
00:54:21,791 --> 00:54:23,526
 You are not paid to watch.

822
00:54:23,626 --> 00:54:24,694
 I'm not paid at all.

823
00:54:24,794 --> 00:54:25,695
 So, what do we do?

824
00:54:25,795 --> 00:54:27,997
 Just go and stir it up.

825
00:55:17,847 --> 00:55:19,048
 Oh sorry.

826
00:55:19,148 --> 00:55:20,499
 Include us in your next round

827
00:55:20,599 --> 00:55:22,049
 and we might not
 destroy your table.

828
00:55:23,519 --> 00:55:24,887
 I love you, Texas!

829
00:55:24,987 --> 00:55:26,589
 I love you too, Whiskey Neat.

830
00:55:28,858 --> 00:55:30,426
 They don't know a fuck up
 unless we're apologetic.

831
00:55:30,526 --> 00:55:33,429
 They get what we give
 them and that's it, okay?

832
00:55:33,529 --> 00:55:36,899
 Babylon, Catcha Foxx
 lost a pastie, you're on.

833
00:55:36,999 --> 00:55:38,532
 Now you're part of the show.

834
00:55:46,008 --> 00:55:47,610
 Go get it.

835
00:55:55,050 --> 00:55:56,083
 Be cute.

836
00:56:07,730 --> 00:56:08,962
 It won't stick.

837
00:56:09,732 --> 00:56:10,800
 Press harder.

838
00:56:10,900 --> 00:56:13,100
 I am, her boob is squishy.

839
00:56:15,204 --> 00:56:16,806
 Okay, it's on.

840
00:56:16,906 --> 00:56:19,324
 Okay, come on.

841
00:56:23,045 --> 00:56:24,478
 Nice work, Babylon.

842
00:56:33,222 --> 00:56:35,656
 Nicely done, manservant.

843
00:56:36,926 --> 00:56:38,393
 I need a shot.

844
00:56:38,493 --> 00:56:39,962
 Hold on, you can drink
 but your sister can't?

845
00:56:40,062 --> 00:56:40,963
 I'm a guy.

846
00:56:41,063 --> 00:56:43,132
 Oh, that's such donkey shit.

847
00:56:43,232 --> 00:56:45,501
 Hey, the Quran itself said
 alcohol is good and bad,

848
00:56:45,601 --> 00:56:47,670
 so I guess I'm just
 taking in the good.

849
00:56:47,770 --> 00:56:49,004
 Yeah, well the
 Quran can kiss my-

850
00:56:49,104 --> 00:56:51,674
 You know what, let's
 just have another shot.

851
00:56:51,774 --> 00:56:52,675
 Or five.

852
00:56:52,775 --> 00:56:54,009
 You know what
 your problem is?

853
00:56:54,109 --> 00:56:57,012
 You're always trying
 to control yourself.

854
00:56:57,112 --> 00:56:59,014
 Controlling myself
 is necessary.

855
00:56:59,114 --> 00:57:01,949
 Why, what's gonna happen?

856
00:57:03,619 --> 00:57:04,854
 You want to kiss me?

857
00:57:04,954 --> 00:57:06,688
 Not anymore.

858
00:57:06,788 --> 00:57:08,524
 See, you're free to
 do whatever you want,

859
00:57:08,624 --> 00:57:09,992
 but so are we.
 -Mmhmm.

860
00:57:10,092 --> 00:57:11,994
 Consent isn't enough anymore,

861
00:57:12,094 --> 00:57:13,694
 aim for enthusiasm.

862
00:58:03,145 --> 00:58:05,915
 Hey, great show ladies.

863
00:58:06,015 --> 00:58:07,082
 Thank you.

864
00:58:07,182 --> 00:58:10,052
 God, I miss getting
 naked with you guys.

865
00:58:10,152 --> 00:58:13,222
 Hey yeah you do,
 I just had a mini.

866
00:58:13,322 --> 00:58:14,590
 Yes!

867
00:58:14,690 --> 00:58:16,926
 I saw her eyes glaze
 over and I knew.

868
00:58:17,026 --> 00:58:17,927
 Jealous.

869
00:58:18,027 --> 00:58:19,878
 A mini?

870
00:58:19,978 --> 00:58:21,928
 Oh yeah, she's real
 happy right now.

871
00:58:22,865 --> 00:58:24,600
 I'd be mortified if
 that happened anywhere

872
00:58:24,700 --> 00:58:25,968
 let alone on stage.

873
00:58:26,068 --> 00:58:27,937
 What do you think it's
 there for, honey?

874
00:58:28,037 --> 00:58:30,439
 I could use a good one.

875
00:58:30,539 --> 00:58:32,942
 Mr. Skinny Freckles from
 Dublin was a bust, literally.

876
00:58:33,042 --> 00:58:34,777
 Anybody surprised?

877
00:58:34,877 --> 00:58:36,111
 You should try an
 island boy next time.

878
00:58:36,211 --> 00:58:37,079
 Ireland's an island.

879
00:58:37,179 --> 00:58:38,179
 I meant Montreal.

880
00:58:39,414 --> 00:58:40,548
 I just like the Irish guys.

881
00:58:40,648 --> 00:58:41,784
 Their skin feels
 like two-sided tape.

882
00:58:42,885 --> 00:58:44,620
 And on that note.

883
00:58:44,720 --> 00:58:45,955
 Hate to break up the party,

884
00:58:46,055 --> 00:58:47,089
 but ticket sales are crap,

885
00:58:47,189 --> 00:58:48,722
 so I had to cut your pay.

886
00:58:50,225 --> 00:58:51,376
 That's fine.

887
00:58:51,476 --> 00:58:52,726
 Thanks, girl.
 - Don't sweat it.

888
00:58:54,063 --> 00:58:56,265
 I need you to promote,
 promote, promote.

889
00:58:56,365 --> 00:58:57,798
 Don't be lazy.

890
00:59:03,739 --> 00:59:05,639
 Wait, this is what
 you guys get paid?

891
00:59:06,375 --> 00:59:08,110
 We don't do it for the money.

892
00:59:08,210 --> 00:59:09,979
 But you work so hard.

893
00:59:10,079 --> 00:59:11,113
 Nobody's keeping you here.

894
00:59:11,213 --> 00:59:13,113
 You just did it for the cash?

895
00:59:14,917 --> 00:59:17,985
 Uh, no, I'm not, it's
 just-just engineering brain.

896
00:59:19,088 --> 00:59:20,639
 My ex-boyfriend's
 brother is an engineer.

897
00:59:20,739 --> 00:59:22,389
 I fucked an engineer
 once and it was so boring.

898
00:59:25,094 --> 00:59:26,259
 Uh, so, tequila time.

899
00:59:27,763 --> 00:59:29,164
 Bye.
 -Bye.

900
00:59:29,264 --> 00:59:30,297
 Bye.
 -Bye.

901
00:59:41,110 --> 00:59:43,176
 It doesn't bother you
 to see me ordered around?

902
00:59:44,279 --> 00:59:46,181
I didn't ask you to follow me.

903
00:59:46,281 --> 00:59:47,848
 I'm your brother.

904
00:59:49,251 --> 00:59:51,186
 Don't pull that crap,

905
00:59:51,286 --> 00:59:53,186
 that's not why
 you're doing this.

906
00:59:55,124 --> 00:59:56,158
 You think I'm here
 for the women?

907
00:59:56,258 --> 00:59:57,326
 I can get my own women.

908
00:59:57,426 --> 00:59:59,277
 Whatever.

909
00:59:59,377 --> 01:00:01,327
 Besides, Catcha Foxx
 isn't my type of girl.

910
01:00:03,799 --> 01:00:07,034
 Catcha Foxx, really?
 -Don't, don't.

911
01:00:08,804 --> 01:00:09,954
 Don't.

912
01:00:10,054 --> 01:00:11,206
 Yeah, bring her home
 to Mom and Dad,

913
01:00:11,306 --> 01:00:12,174
 that'll be awesome.

914
01:00:12,274 --> 01:00:14,875
 And to Uncle, praise Allah.

915
01:00:16,979 --> 01:00:18,345
 I'm here for you, Fati.

916
01:00:19,281 --> 01:00:21,216
 Yeah, what does it do for me?

917
01:00:21,316 --> 01:00:24,186
 Well, it was either lose
 respect for you completely

918
01:00:24,286 --> 01:00:25,352
 or try and figure out why.

919
01:00:30,325 --> 01:00:33,228
 How are you so dumb and
 so smart at the same time?

920
01:00:33,328 --> 01:00:35,062
 It boggles the mind.

921
01:00:37,466 --> 01:00:39,232
 You been going to mosque?

922
01:00:42,304 --> 01:00:43,372
 I mean, I think about
 the principles

923
01:00:43,472 --> 01:00:45,739
 still every day, but-

924
01:00:47,009 --> 01:00:48,210
 Why, aren't you?

925
01:00:48,310 --> 01:00:51,078
 Only when Uncle's around,
 don't tell Mom.

926
01:00:53,482 --> 01:00:59,753
 I kind of miss it,
 but I don't know now.

927
01:01:00,322 --> 01:01:02,925
 Allah will forgive you if
your heart's in the right place.

928
01:01:03,025 --> 01:01:04,259
 Is it?

929
01:01:04,359 --> 01:01:06,927
 Why, Fati, why,
 why all this?

930
01:01:08,363 --> 01:01:10,397
 Look, I fit in for once.

931
01:01:11,333 --> 01:01:14,269
 Everywhere else
 I'm pretending.

932
01:01:14,369 --> 01:01:16,772
 At least on stage I'm
 not lying to anyone.

933
01:01:16,872 --> 01:01:20,109
 I mean, yeah I'm acting,
 but I'm not lying.

934
01:01:20,209 --> 01:01:21,408
 It feels right.

935
01:01:23,378 --> 01:01:24,411
 Just tell Allah that.

936
01:01:25,380 --> 01:01:26,413
 Yeah maybe.

937
01:01:27,382 --> 01:01:29,282
 What are you gonna tell him?

938
01:01:30,886 --> 01:01:33,255
 That he can like
 me best now

939
01:01:33,355 --> 01:01:35,424
 because my sister's
 a stripper.

940
01:01:35,524 --> 01:01:36,957
 Jerk!

941
01:01:37,893 --> 01:01:39,292
 Get out of here.

942
01:01:56,545 --> 01:01:58,447
 Oh, I was worried
 there for a hot minute,

943
01:01:58,547 --> 01:02:00,981
 bringing in a total stranger?

944
01:02:02,918 --> 01:02:06,321
 Is this about her learning
 the show faster than you did?

945
01:02:06,421 --> 01:02:07,322
 No.

946
01:02:07,422 --> 01:02:08,724
 You're lying.

947
01:02:08,824 --> 01:02:13,293
 Look, she was even accusing
 you of exploiting us.

948
01:02:18,433 --> 01:02:20,333
 What do you suggest?

949
01:02:22,104 --> 01:02:23,303
 Get rid of her.

950
01:02:26,942 --> 01:02:28,477
 Just 'cause she got
 promoted to dancer

951
01:02:28,577 --> 01:02:31,845
 does not mean that you
 got promoted to producer.

952
01:02:34,583 --> 01:02:36,349
 Go home, Sinnamon.

953
01:04:02,037 --> 01:04:04,940
 Wait, is it foom,
 hit, foom?

954
01:04:05,040 --> 01:04:09,444
 No, it's foom,
 hit, wait, foom.

955
01:04:09,544 --> 01:04:10,445
 Right.

956
01:04:10,545 --> 01:04:11,545
 Everybody listen up.

957
01:04:15,550 --> 01:04:17,417
 Box office money is
 missing from my desk.

958
01:04:26,695 --> 01:04:29,963
That was from before, I swear.

959
01:04:35,404 --> 01:04:36,821
 All right.

960
01:04:36,921 --> 01:04:38,437
 Well if you took the
 money then step forward.

961
01:04:43,712 --> 01:04:46,315
 Nobody gets paid until the
 money is back on my desk.

962
01:04:46,415 --> 01:04:48,148
 Show is in an hour.

963
01:04:54,556 --> 01:04:56,491
 Where are you
 sneaking off to?

964
01:04:56,591 --> 01:04:58,409
 Just out.

965
01:04:58,509 --> 01:05:00,329
 Shouldn't you be
 prepping the MCAT?

966
01:05:00,429 --> 01:05:02,631
 Yousef called,
 you missed prayer.

967
01:05:02,731 --> 01:05:05,000
 Can you make a bit
 more effort please?

968
01:05:05,100 --> 01:05:06,333
 Fine, can I go now?

969
01:05:06,735 --> 01:05:08,003
 Where?

970
01:05:08,103 --> 01:05:11,004
 I got a job, okay?

971
01:05:11,273 --> 01:05:12,507
 But that's wonderful,

972
01:05:12,607 --> 01:05:14,508
 your father will be thrilled.

973
01:05:14,608 --> 01:05:16,511
 No, it's, no, Mom,
 it's just not a good job.

974
01:05:16,611 --> 01:05:19,279
 Waleed, Mahmood has some news.

975
01:05:20,749 --> 01:05:22,184
 I got a job.

976
01:05:22,284 --> 01:05:24,486
 Oh, where?

977
01:05:24,586 --> 01:05:25,654
 It's nothing,
 it's at a restaurant

978
01:05:25,754 --> 01:05:27,354
 just bussing or whatever.

979
01:05:27,589 --> 01:05:29,358
 You know I worry
 about you, son.

980
01:05:29,458 --> 01:05:31,192
 I mean look at your sister,

981
01:05:31,292 --> 01:05:33,028
 she's going to university
 with excellent marks

982
01:05:33,128 --> 01:05:34,529
 and you don't even try.

983
01:05:34,629 --> 01:05:36,365
 Bussing?
 -Love, he has a job.

984
01:05:36,465 --> 01:05:37,666
 Yeah, but I just
 don't understand

985
01:05:37,766 --> 01:05:39,501
 why he always let's
 himself be outperformed

986
01:05:39,601 --> 01:05:40,502
 by his sister.

987
01:05:40,602 --> 01:05:41,670
 My son is bussing.

988
01:05:41,770 --> 01:05:43,354
 Well, guess what,

989
01:05:43,454 --> 01:05:45,040
 she's on stage at the
 same shitty club.

990
01:05:45,140 --> 01:05:47,207
 So, she's not so
 perfect after all.

991
01:05:56,785 --> 01:05:58,385
 Come back.

992
01:05:59,321 --> 01:06:00,553
 Come on.

993
01:06:13,635 --> 01:06:14,986
 Whatever you're feeling,

994
01:06:15,086 --> 01:06:16,536
 just leave it in
 the change room.

995
01:06:22,644 --> 01:06:24,244
 You're magic.

996
01:06:25,514 --> 01:06:27,082
 And I don't care
 about the money.

997
01:06:27,182 --> 01:06:30,250
 We'll have a fundraiser
 and we'll move on, yeah?

998
01:06:31,186 --> 01:06:34,354
 Now let's go fuck
 them in the heart.

999
01:06:47,202 --> 01:06:49,602
 Fatima is performing there?

1000
01:06:50,539 --> 01:06:52,607
 Oh, just, uh, she's dancing.

1001
01:06:52,707 --> 01:06:53,642
 Dancing?

1002
01:06:53,742 --> 01:06:57,112
 You-you mean at the
 club or on stage?

1003
01:06:57,212 --> 01:06:58,580
 Look, they-they have
 entertainment at the club,

1004
01:06:58,680 --> 01:06:59,581
 shows.

1005
01:06:59,681 --> 01:07:01,281
 So, she's just helping.

1006
01:07:02,384 --> 01:07:04,619
 What do you mean dancing?

1007
01:07:04,719 --> 01:07:06,288
 It's a-it's a cabaret lounge,

1008
01:07:06,388 --> 01:07:08,757
 so they do dance shows.

1009
01:07:08,857 --> 01:07:10,623
 You know, kind of
 like vaudeville.

1010
01:07:12,727 --> 01:07:13,760
 I see.

1011
01:07:14,396 --> 01:07:17,632
 So she's...dancing.

1012
01:07:17,732 --> 01:07:18,767
 Why didn't she tell us?

1013
01:07:18,867 --> 01:07:20,635
 Look, it was a surprise,

1014
01:07:20,735 --> 01:07:22,086
 and I screwed up, okay.

1015
01:07:22,186 --> 01:07:23,636
 So maybe we just
 don't mention it.

1016
01:07:26,241 --> 01:07:28,310
 We should go and
 see this dancing.

1017
01:07:28,410 --> 01:07:29,478
 No, no, no, no, no,

1018
01:07:29,578 --> 01:07:31,146
 you wouldn't like it.

1019
01:07:31,246 --> 01:07:32,147
 It's, uh,

1020
01:07:32,247 --> 01:07:33,615
 the-the music is terrible,

1021
01:07:33,715 --> 01:07:36,485
 it's rock and roll, right?

1022
01:07:36,585 --> 01:07:38,320
 It's not even,
 it's not even,

1023
01:07:38,420 --> 01:07:39,654
 uh, it's dimly lit.

1024
01:07:39,754 --> 01:07:41,323
 No, no, we support.

1025
01:07:41,423 --> 01:07:44,493
 Dear, no one just
 dances at a club.

1026
01:07:44,593 --> 01:07:46,328
 Maybe you should talk to her.

1027
01:07:46,428 --> 01:07:49,331
 Or don't talk to her,
 because I can talk to her.

1028
01:07:49,431 --> 01:07:51,498
 What club, son, hmm?

1029
01:07:52,267 --> 01:07:53,502
 I-I-I don't know.

1030
01:07:53,602 --> 01:07:54,634
 What club?

1031
01:09:05,840 --> 01:09:07,576
 You're set.

1032
01:09:07,676 --> 01:09:09,244
 Damn, I want to be in this.

1033
01:09:09,344 --> 01:09:11,413
 Mahmood, my man, what's up?

1034
01:09:11,513 --> 01:09:12,581
 Rocking the range?

1035
01:09:12,681 --> 01:09:14,414
 Sweet stitches, Pop.

1036
01:09:15,350 --> 01:09:16,718
 What kind of place is this?

1037
01:09:16,818 --> 01:09:18,518
 Do you have my glasses?

1038
01:09:30,532 --> 01:09:31,766
 It's a cabaret lounge,
 music, shows,

1039
01:09:31,866 --> 01:09:34,867
 dancing, drinks,
 you know, that stuff.

1040
01:09:53,021 --> 01:09:53,922
 What are you doing?

1041
01:09:54,022 --> 01:09:54,922
 It was an accident,

1042
01:09:55,022 --> 01:09:55,924
 I didn't think they
 were gonna come.

1043
01:09:56,024 --> 01:09:57,457
 What?

1044
01:09:58,727 --> 01:10:00,929
 Let's go, Waleed,
 you should be resting.

1045
01:10:01,029 --> 01:10:02,531
 Yeah.

1046
01:10:02,631 --> 01:10:04,633
 No, no, no, this is
 their world, not ours,

1047
01:10:04,733 --> 01:10:06,468
 uh, we should
 give it a chance.

1048
01:10:06,568 --> 01:10:08,202
 Glasses.

1049
01:10:52,914 --> 01:10:54,681
 Oh.
 -Waleed.

1050
01:11:01,456 --> 01:11:02,689
 Baba.

1051
01:11:04,626 --> 01:11:05,858
 Breathe.

1052
01:11:08,463 --> 01:11:09,831
 What are you doing here?

1053
01:11:09,931 --> 01:11:11,998
 That is a question
 to ask yourself.

1054
01:11:13,635 --> 01:11:16,871
 Hi, I need an
 ambulance to, uh, where?

1055
01:11:16,971 --> 01:11:18,540
 1585 Dundas Street West.

1056
01:11:18,640 --> 01:11:20,842
 1585 Dundas Street West.

1057
01:11:20,942 --> 01:11:24,010
 My husband is having
 a heart attack.

1058
01:11:50,004 --> 01:11:52,038
 I'm going to get a coffee.

1059
01:12:22,704 --> 01:12:25,071
 I have nothing
 to say to you.

1060
01:12:41,022 --> 01:12:45,794
 You always told me
 to keep an open mind

1061
01:12:45,894 --> 01:12:51,800
 about school, politics,
 about people.

1062
01:12:51,900 --> 01:12:53,633
 This is different.

1063
01:12:54,903 --> 01:12:55,937
 How?

1064
01:12:56,037 --> 01:12:57,637
 It just is.

1065
01:12:59,040 --> 01:13:00,640
 But how?

1066
01:13:04,078 --> 01:13:06,979
 People pay to look
 at your body,

1067
01:13:07,916 --> 01:13:09,984
 think disgusting thoughts.

1068
01:13:10,084 --> 01:13:12,118
 Dad, it's not like that.

1069
01:13:14,088 --> 01:13:15,657
 If you can't see
 it for what it is,

1070
01:13:15,757 --> 01:13:18,124
 then this
 conversation is over.

1071
01:13:45,787 --> 01:13:48,521
 She's as stubborn
 as you were.

1072
01:13:49,958 --> 01:13:52,992
 I knew she'd test me,
 but I never-

1073
01:13:58,099 --> 01:13:59,532
 Call him.

1074
01:14:00,969 --> 01:14:02,001
 You sure?

1075
01:14:05,273 --> 01:14:07,876
 You told Uncle, seriously?

1076
01:14:07,976 --> 01:14:11,045
 Well, better he
 hear it from us.

1077
01:14:11,145 --> 01:14:12,080
 Okay.

1078
01:14:12,180 --> 01:14:14,881
 Oh man, what do you
 think he's gonna do?

1079
01:14:16,117 --> 01:14:20,054
 He'll offer her guidance,
 this is his calling.

1080
01:14:20,154 --> 01:14:21,721
 Yeah, guidance.

1081
01:14:24,158 --> 01:14:26,728
 Okay, you all right?
 -Yeah.

1082
01:14:26,828 --> 01:14:28,194
 I got to go tell her.

1083
01:14:34,669 --> 01:14:35,902
 Hey, Mom.

1084
01:14:37,839 --> 01:14:39,040
 Where's the coriander?

1085
01:14:39,140 --> 01:14:41,040
 I know it's around
 here somewhere.

1086
01:14:43,678 --> 01:14:44,913
 Mom, I just want
 you to know that-

1087
01:14:45,013 --> 01:14:47,213
 Oh, here it is of course.

1088
01:14:48,182 --> 01:14:50,049
 It's not what you-
 -Hockey?

1089
01:14:51,185 --> 01:14:52,086
 What?

1090
01:14:52,186 --> 01:14:53,588
 Or figure skating,

1091
01:14:53,688 --> 01:14:54,923
 everyone in Thunder Bay

1092
01:14:55,023 --> 01:14:57,089
 was quite happy on the ice,
 maybe that-

1093
01:14:57,859 --> 01:14:59,759
 Uh-
 -You never know until you try.

1094
01:15:00,695 --> 01:15:02,764
 Okay, okay sure, but-but-

1095
01:15:02,864 --> 01:15:05,099
 Or I could bring
 you to my church.

1096
01:15:05,199 --> 01:15:08,069
 No thanks, I'm not
 changing religions, Mom.

1097
01:15:08,169 --> 01:15:09,604
 Is this a bad time?

1098
01:15:09,704 --> 01:15:12,104
 Not at all, just cooking.

1099
01:15:14,042 --> 01:15:15,526
 Okay look, I just-

1100
01:15:15,626 --> 01:15:17,111
 Oh wow, I forgot to
 preheat the oven.

1101
01:15:17,211 --> 01:15:18,244
 I'm a mess.

1102
01:15:19,881 --> 01:15:22,250
 Okay, I'll-I'll catch
 you later I guess.

1103
01:15:22,350 --> 01:15:23,950
 Just-

1104
01:15:25,720 --> 01:15:27,119
 use protection, okay?

1105
01:15:30,725 --> 01:15:32,258
 Mom, it's theatre.

1106
01:15:33,361 --> 01:15:35,061
 Of course, dear.

1107
01:16:00,922 --> 01:16:02,190
 They don't get it.

1108
01:16:02,290 --> 01:16:07,128
 Hello, lovers, we are
 fundraising tonight.

1109
01:16:07,228 --> 01:16:09,297
 Rhinestones are
 very expensive.

1110
01:16:09,397 --> 01:16:12,166
 So one lucky audience member

1111
01:16:12,266 --> 01:16:14,302
 is going to have
 a personal tease.

1112
01:16:14,402 --> 01:16:16,838
 This is a once in a lifetime
 opportunity, fuckers,

1113
01:16:16,938 --> 01:16:19,138
 so who's gonna
 give me $100?

1114
01:16:23,277 --> 01:16:26,312
 Let them come,
 I'll be gone anyway.

1115
01:16:27,248 --> 01:16:28,848
 Very generous.

1116
01:16:29,784 --> 01:16:31,686
 Looks like our woolly
 handsome Justin

1117
01:16:31,786 --> 01:16:35,023
 wants a break from
 bartending with a bid of...

1118
01:16:35,123 --> 01:16:36,324
 $225.

1119
01:16:36,424 --> 01:16:37,758
 But think about how long

1120
01:16:37,858 --> 01:16:39,193
 you're gonna be telling
 this story for, people.

1121
01:16:39,293 --> 01:16:40,960
 $325!

1122
01:16:43,131 --> 01:16:44,598
 $325!

1123
01:16:44,698 --> 01:16:46,167
 Will our star bartender
 get back in the game?

1124
01:16:46,267 --> 01:16:48,034
 $330.

1125
01:16:48,436 --> 01:16:50,038
 Five bucks?

1126
01:16:50,138 --> 01:16:51,170
 Seriously?

1127
01:16:53,307 --> 01:16:54,707
 Going once.

1128
01:16:55,276 --> 01:16:56,878
 Hope they take credit cards.

1129
01:16:56,978 --> 01:16:59,045
 Going twice.

1130
01:16:59,814 --> 01:17:00,814
 $1,000.

1131
01:17:02,316 --> 01:17:04,052
 Are you single?

1132
01:17:04,152 --> 01:17:06,620
 Maybe tonight.

1133
01:17:06,720 --> 01:17:09,190
 Sold to the smooth ass
 stylish person in the back.

1134
01:17:09,290 --> 01:17:11,192
 Come on up here, sweetheart.

1135
01:17:11,292 --> 01:17:12,727
 Everyone in the room

1136
01:17:12,827 --> 01:17:15,828
 is completely jealous
 of you right now.

1137
01:17:18,466 --> 01:17:20,134
 You okay?

1138
01:17:20,234 --> 01:17:21,903
 Nope, I need you to
 do the finale for me.

1139
01:17:22,003 --> 01:17:23,905
 What about this dance?
 -Just go.

1140
01:17:37,485 --> 01:17:39,919
 Just say goodbye already.

1141
01:18:50,091 --> 01:18:51,993
 Oh fuck, her back.

1142
01:19:37,972 --> 01:19:39,507
 You're killing it!

1143
01:19:39,607 --> 01:19:41,040
 Whatever.

1144
01:19:49,617 --> 01:19:51,385
 Look at this place.

1145
01:19:51,485 --> 01:19:53,519
 Okay, just look for her.

1146
01:19:55,623 --> 01:19:58,392
 Okay let's go, she's not here.

1147
01:19:58,492 --> 01:19:59,525
 What?

1148
01:20:04,498 --> 01:20:06,534
 Who are those guys?

1149
01:20:06,634 --> 01:20:08,067
 My cousins.

1150
01:20:13,474 --> 01:20:14,907
 Come on.

1151
01:20:26,020 --> 01:20:27,421
 Sit down, the show's started.

1152
01:20:27,521 --> 01:20:29,388
 Excuse me, this is
 family business. We-

1153
01:20:30,191 --> 01:20:32,093
 Hi there, handsome.

1154
01:20:32,193 --> 01:20:33,559
 No thanks, thank you.

1155
01:20:35,029 --> 01:20:37,098
 Uh uh, you don't
 want to piss me off.

1156
01:20:37,198 --> 01:20:39,400
 She said sit the fuck down.

1157
01:20:39,500 --> 01:20:41,367
 Yo, Amir, these
 bitches are crazy.

1158
01:20:42,503 --> 01:20:44,103
 Let go of me, you slut.

1159
01:20:46,507 --> 01:20:48,107
 Out of my way.

1160
01:20:49,043 --> 01:20:50,442
 Okay, move!

1161
01:20:50,678 --> 01:20:52,444
 Get the fuck off my brother.

1162
01:20:55,383 --> 01:20:58,584
 Show is happening,
 you can leave now.

1163
01:21:01,972 --> 01:21:03,457
 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
 whoa, what you are nuts?

1164
01:21:03,557 --> 01:21:05,457
 I'm defending myself,
 they attacked us.

1165
01:21:08,062 --> 01:21:10,298
 Hey, what are you guys doing?

1166
01:21:10,398 --> 01:21:11,599
 Mahmood, what are
 you doing here?

1167
01:21:11,699 --> 01:21:13,301
 These girls are
 not hookers, man.

1168
01:21:13,401 --> 01:21:14,435
 It's an artsy thing,
 all right?

1169
01:21:14,535 --> 01:21:15,436
 Just go.

1170
01:21:15,536 --> 01:21:17,138
 No can do, cousin,

1171
01:21:17,238 --> 01:21:18,606
 your family's too
 weak to handle this.

1172
01:21:18,706 --> 01:21:20,975
 Look, let us just take
 her home, it's cool.

1173
01:21:21,075 --> 01:21:22,443
 She's confused,
 she'll come around.

1174
01:21:22,543 --> 01:21:24,027
Haram.

1175
01:21:24,127 --> 01:21:25,613
 Whoa, whoa, whoa,
 whoa, relax, relax.

1176
01:21:25,713 --> 01:21:26,614
 She's my sister,

1177
01:21:26,714 --> 01:21:28,414
 I see you guys twice a year.

1178
01:21:40,594 --> 01:21:42,161
 That bitch fired!

1179
01:21:45,099 --> 01:21:46,165
 Come on, he's not
 gonna buy that.

1180
01:21:47,435 --> 01:21:48,336
 I didn't do anything.

1181
01:21:48,436 --> 01:21:50,002
 It doesn't really matter.

1182
01:21:51,739 --> 01:21:52,640
 Sinnamon.

1183
01:21:52,740 --> 01:21:54,324
 What?

1184
01:21:54,424 --> 01:21:56,010
 Oh now I can't even
 help protect the new girl?

1185
01:21:56,110 --> 01:21:57,511
 Oh, I'm not good
 enough for that?

1186
01:21:57,611 --> 01:22:00,514
 Fine, let them just take
 what they came for, fuck her!

1187
01:22:00,614 --> 01:22:01,515
 I've been here longer,

1188
01:22:01,615 --> 01:22:02,483
 I would follow you anywhere.

1189
01:22:02,583 --> 01:22:03,484
 I'm a better dancer,

1190
01:22:03,584 --> 01:22:05,486
 I'm a better performer.

1191
01:22:05,586 --> 01:22:07,655
 Why should I listen to
 you any fucking more?

1192
01:22:07,755 --> 01:22:09,188
 Stop it!

1193
01:22:17,465 --> 01:22:19,198
 I'm causing all this trouble.

1194
01:22:20,134 --> 01:22:22,036
 It's not your problem, Catcha.

1195
01:22:22,136 --> 01:22:23,537
 Or yours, Amir.

1196
01:22:23,637 --> 01:22:25,206
 I'm sorry you got involved.

1197
01:22:25,306 --> 01:22:28,540
 Look I'm leaving,
 okay, problem solved.

1198
01:22:30,311 --> 01:22:33,514
 Sinnamon, Catcha loves you,

1199
01:22:33,614 --> 01:22:35,514
 you're just too
 dumb to see it.

1200
01:22:40,488 --> 01:22:42,554
 And don't ever threaten
 my family again.

1201
01:23:01,809 --> 01:23:05,413
Mahmood!

1202
01:23:05,513 --> 01:23:06,714
 Hey, you want me to
 take a look at that?

1203
01:23:06,814 --> 01:23:08,414
 I'm a pre-med.

1204
01:23:09,183 --> 01:23:10,416
 No.

1205
01:23:10,684 --> 01:23:12,553
 You know, you really
 screwed up this time.

1206
01:23:12,653 --> 01:23:14,422
 There's no turning
 back from this.

1207
01:23:14,522 --> 01:23:16,088
 You don't exist.

1208
01:23:17,658 --> 01:23:19,558
 What, come on, man.

1209
01:23:23,697 --> 01:23:25,849
 What the fuck?

1210
01:23:25,949 --> 01:23:28,102
 I was just protecting us,
 you from all this bullshit.

1211
01:23:28,202 --> 01:23:30,102
 I was-
 -I don't want to hear it.

1212
01:23:35,676 --> 01:23:37,745
 Too bad they had
 to go so soon.

1213
01:23:37,845 --> 01:23:39,678
 Yeah, but with showgirl
 herpes though.

1214
01:23:41,715 --> 01:23:43,715
 Yeah, they're gonna
 sparkle for days.

1215
01:23:46,854 --> 01:23:48,122
 It's over.

1216
01:23:48,222 --> 01:23:49,122
 she can't keep dancing,

1217
01:23:49,222 --> 01:23:50,124
 not with a family
 that's involved.

1218
01:23:50,224 --> 01:23:51,942
 You're her family.

1219
01:23:52,042 --> 01:23:53,761
 Oh my god, I'm trying to be,
 but she doesn't listen.

1220
01:23:53,861 --> 01:23:55,296
 And I'm sitting
 right alongside her,

1221
01:23:55,396 --> 01:23:56,630
 so what type of man
 does that make me?

1222
01:23:56,730 --> 01:23:57,598
 A great one.

1223
01:23:57,698 --> 01:23:59,133
 Look, I'm gonna
 marry a Muslim.

1224
01:23:59,233 --> 01:24:00,301
 Oh, when?

1225
01:24:00,401 --> 01:24:02,636
You're
 not wife material.

1226
01:24:02,736 --> 01:24:04,204
 Me?

1227
01:24:04,304 --> 01:24:05,773
 A wife is domestic,
 she raises children.

1228
01:24:05,873 --> 01:24:07,608
 Among other things.
 -She fasts.

1229
01:24:07,708 --> 01:24:09,310
 I used to fast,
 then I got better.

1230
01:24:09,410 --> 01:24:10,811
 Are you okay?

1231
01:24:10,911 --> 01:24:12,313
 Look, a-a wife isn't
 a half-naked dancer

1232
01:24:12,413 --> 01:24:14,315
 covered in sparkles,
 it's not an option.

1233
01:24:14,415 --> 01:24:15,647
 Marry whoever.

1234
01:24:16,417 --> 01:24:17,618
 Dammit, why are
 you so perfect?

1235
01:24:17,718 --> 01:24:19,785
Practice.

1236
01:24:22,756 --> 01:24:24,256
 The term is mad.

1237
01:24:56,290 --> 01:24:58,824
 But my cousins,
 Uncle, really?

1238
01:25:00,628 --> 01:25:02,363
 Why do you even
 care so much?

1239
01:25:02,463 --> 01:25:03,697
 You are my family.

1240
01:25:03,797 --> 01:25:05,031
 Well, then support me.

1241
01:25:05,131 --> 01:25:06,367
 You have turned
 your back on Islam.

1242
01:25:06,467 --> 01:25:07,701
 Okay, that's a
 little dramatic.

1243
01:25:07,801 --> 01:25:09,203
 There's more than one
 way to be a Muslim.

1244
01:25:09,303 --> 01:25:10,538
 There is one way,

1245
01:25:10,638 --> 01:25:11,705
 the way written
 in the Quran.

1246
01:25:11,805 --> 01:25:12,840
 That's not the same thing.

1247
01:25:12,940 --> 01:25:15,207
 It's not. Allah, I am an Imam.

1248
01:25:15,943 --> 01:25:18,546
 So, are you telling me
 I must submit to your will

1249
01:25:18,646 --> 01:25:20,381
 as well as Allah's?

1250
01:25:20,481 --> 01:25:21,682
 Show me, Fatima,

1251
01:25:21,782 --> 01:25:23,551
 show me where in
 the Quran it says,

1252
01:25:23,651 --> 01:25:25,686
 what you do is not
 haram and I will follow.

1253
01:25:25,786 --> 01:25:28,389
I don't need you to follow me.

1254
01:25:28,489 --> 01:25:31,559
 Chapter 31 verse 24,
 in the name of Allah

1255
01:25:31,659 --> 01:25:33,727
 the most merciful and
 the most gracious,

1256
01:25:33,827 --> 01:25:36,697
 and tell the believing women
 to guard their private parts

1257
01:25:36,797 --> 01:25:39,233
 and not expose
 their adornment.

1258
01:25:39,333 --> 01:25:40,699
 Which pasties do.

1259
01:25:41,835 --> 01:25:43,571
 You know that is
 not the meaning.

1260
01:25:43,671 --> 01:25:47,741
 Look, Uncle, my private self
 cannot be hidden or revealed

1261
01:25:47,841 --> 01:25:50,244
 with clothing because
 I'm more than just skin.

1262
01:25:50,344 --> 01:25:52,580
 And let them not stamp
 their feet to make known

1263
01:25:52,680 --> 01:25:54,882
 what they conceal
 of their adornment.

1264
01:25:54,982 --> 01:25:58,419
 Except what the
 hand possesses.

1265
01:25:58,519 --> 01:26:00,421
 I could argue I
 possess the audience.

1266
01:26:00,521 --> 01:26:02,723
 That is, you are
 twisting the language

1267
01:26:02,823 --> 01:26:04,425
 to fit your purpose.

1268
01:26:04,525 --> 01:26:05,757
 So are you!

1269
01:26:06,827 --> 01:26:09,263
 You are a spiritual guide,

1270
01:26:09,363 --> 01:26:11,263
 but you've abandoned
 my spirit.

1271
01:26:12,533 --> 01:26:14,768
 If my own niece won't
 listen to my words,

1272
01:26:14,868 --> 01:26:17,905
 how can I lead prayer and
 expect people to listen?

1273
01:26:18,005 --> 01:26:20,441
 So, the problem is
 your reputation?

1274
01:26:20,541 --> 01:26:24,778
 No, it is you putting
 your body on display.

1275
01:26:24,878 --> 01:26:26,780
 Wake up, Uncle.

1276
01:26:26,880 --> 01:26:29,750
 Look, men will gaze whether
 a girl's wearing pasties

1277
01:26:29,850 --> 01:26:31,785
 or a full on niqab,
 men will look.

1278
01:26:31,885 --> 01:26:34,755
 It's a primal
 force of nature.

1279
01:26:34,855 --> 01:26:38,792
 Look, burlesque releases me
 from the fear of that gaze.

1280
01:26:38,892 --> 01:26:39,760
 It-it's my art,

1281
01:26:39,860 --> 01:26:41,629
 it let's be myself,

1282
01:26:41,729 --> 01:26:42,796
 and men don't own it.

1283
01:26:42,896 --> 01:26:44,730
 And you don't own me.

1284
01:26:51,739 --> 01:26:54,773
 Look, I don't want
 this to affect you.

1285
01:26:55,743 --> 01:26:59,947
 I can cover my
 awrah with scarves,

1286
01:27:00,047 --> 01:27:01,649
 would that help?

1287
01:27:01,749 --> 01:27:05,317
 I have a stage name,
 no one needs to know.

1288
01:27:06,887 --> 01:27:08,787
 They will find out.

1289
01:27:10,424 --> 01:27:12,493
 What about your
 connection to Allah?

1290
01:27:12,593 --> 01:27:14,828
 Will you cover that too?

1291
01:27:14,928 --> 01:27:18,799
 No, I believe Allah wants
 me to stay truthful to myself.

1292
01:27:18,899 --> 01:27:20,668
 And truthfully,

1293
01:27:20,768 --> 01:27:22,834
 God's gaze is the only
 one I care about.

1294
01:27:25,606 --> 01:27:28,674
 Fatima, you are
 like my daughter.

1295
01:27:30,944 --> 01:27:31,977
 Please.

1296
01:27:33,614 --> 01:27:35,814
 Please reconsider.

1297
01:27:41,955 --> 01:27:43,524
 I'm so sorry, Uncle,

1298
01:27:43,624 --> 01:27:46,525
 but I couldn't stop
 if I wanted to.

1299
01:27:51,632 --> 01:27:52,700
 A hijab pin?

1300
01:27:52,800 --> 01:27:53,834
 Those things get
 in everything.

1301
01:27:53,934 --> 01:27:55,536
 Just like rhinestones.

1302
01:27:55,636 --> 01:27:56,835
 Help me out here.

1303
01:27:57,805 --> 01:27:58,839
 I dance, I lose my family.

1304
01:27:58,939 --> 01:28:00,839
 I don't dance,
 I lose myself.

1305
01:28:01,975 --> 01:28:02,843
 What do I do?

1306
01:28:02,943 --> 01:28:04,545
 That's up to you.

1307
01:28:04,645 --> 01:28:06,630
 And this shouldn't be
 such a big deal, right?

1308
01:28:06,730 --> 01:28:08,716
 It's my body, why can't I
 just do what I want with it

1309
01:28:08,816 --> 01:28:10,017
 like everyone else
 in this city?

1310
01:28:10,117 --> 01:28:11,935
 Because it's not,

1311
01:28:12,035 --> 01:28:13,854
 it belongs to your father
 until you get married.

1312
01:28:13,954 --> 01:28:15,889
 Traditionally anyways.

1313
01:28:15,989 --> 01:28:19,026
 Tradition and faith
 are not synonyms,

1314
01:28:19,126 --> 01:28:20,561
 they can't be.

1315
01:28:20,661 --> 01:28:22,394
 Then there's your answer.

1316
01:28:26,967 --> 01:28:28,900
 I have to do it.

1317
01:28:30,137 --> 01:28:31,870
 A burlesque tease.

1318
01:28:32,840 --> 01:28:34,742
 It's the only way
 I'll know for sure.

1319
01:28:34,842 --> 01:28:35,874
- Yes.
- Yes!

1320
01:28:36,677 --> 01:28:38,043
 Heck yes!

1321
01:28:39,513 --> 01:28:40,746
 Or don't.

1322
01:28:42,516 --> 01:28:43,917
 So what's the secret?

1323
01:28:44,017 --> 01:28:45,419
 No secret,

1324
01:28:45,519 --> 01:28:46,587
 just make it your own.

1325
01:28:46,687 --> 01:28:49,421
 Yes!

1326
01:28:51,859 --> 01:28:53,410
 How can I be angry with them

1327
01:28:53,510 --> 01:28:55,062
 when the apple falls
 so close to the tree?

1328
01:28:55,162 --> 01:28:58,065
 Your undoing was love,
 not lust.

1329
01:28:58,165 --> 01:28:59,767
 Our father would argue that.

1330
01:28:59,867 --> 01:29:01,935
 This was my fault,
 your Baba was right.

1331
01:29:02,035 --> 01:29:05,072
 My father was a bully,
 may Allah rest his soul.

1332
01:29:05,172 --> 01:29:07,608
 You inspired me to
 hold onto my faith.

1333
01:29:07,708 --> 01:29:09,908
 You're my light and my rock.

1334
01:29:16,717 --> 01:29:19,918
 Still, think of
 Fatima in that place.

1335
01:29:22,055 --> 01:29:23,922
 Today I understand
 my father better.

1336
01:29:27,060 --> 01:29:29,863
 But I'm not going to
 lose my children over it.

1337
01:29:30,063 --> 01:29:32,099
 Yousef, I will not force her.

1338
01:29:32,199 --> 01:29:34,032
 Will no one listen?

1339
01:29:36,036 --> 01:29:38,103
 What am I supposed to do?

1340
01:29:43,076 --> 01:29:45,343
 May God guide us all
 to the right path.

1341
01:35:44,000 --> 01:35:45,500
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