𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐋𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐝'𝐬 𝐋𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐆𝐢𝐫𝐥 - 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝟝𝟞

𝐇𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐥𝐞𝐟𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭

(App Translations: Not everything is 100% accurate, especially with all the heavy slang)
In-Text format: "Dialogue" , {Thoughts}

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Notable Characters:

• Ahn Joon Pyo Pyo(MC)
• Dali Yu Dali(FMC)
• Ami (Pyo's mom)
• Mr. Yu Dad (Dali's father)
• Hyeon Lee Hyeon (Blonde)
• Taesu (Dali's Ex/ School gang leader)
• Kim Sung Chan Kim (Rapey dude/ Taesu's friend)
• Chae Mi Young Mi Young (short dark hair hoe/ Hyeon's acquaintance)
• Choe Ga Hyun Choe (Tanned hoe/ Hyeon's acquaintance)
• Glasses (Chubby glasses boy of Taesu's gang)
• Heomin Min (Girl leader)
• Chayemin/Cha Hye Min Chay (Painter girl at MC's art studio)
• Abby Dad (Pyo's dad)

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Dad: HEY... WAIT! I'LL TAKE IT OFF...
Old man: Haha...
Fuzzy hair: OH~ STAY STILL! I'LL STRIP YOU OFF.
Dad: W-WAIT.
Old man: Come on old man! Have some fun! Haha
Old hoe: Here's a cold one for boss.
Dad: Ah~
Fuzzy hair: Kek~ LET ME TAKE OFF OPPA'S PANTIES YEAH? HEHE...
Dad: M...MISS! I'LL TAKE IT OFF...!
Dad: S... Stop it...!
Fuzzy hair: Stop it! Keu
Fuzzy hair: IT'S OFF! KEU KEU
Old man: Ahh~ That was a bit hard to watch. Keu
Old man: It's even harder for a married man I suppose. Haha

Everyone nude

Old man: Oh my... Here I thought you were packing something big~ Keu
Old man: Your married to a beautiful 4-year university woman after all...
Old man: But it doesn't look like a big deal! Keu
Old hoe thinking: Wow...
Dad thinking: HOW CAN HE BE AN OLD MAN PAST HIS 60s...?!

Imagination

Hyeon: AH... AH...!
Hyeon: It hurts...!
Old man: AH~ WHAT'S WRONG, AREN'T YOU USED TO THIS ON A DAILY BASIS?!
Hyeon: Boss! Is it still growing?!
Old man: Hehe
Old man: Oh~ Doesn't it grow with age?
Old man: I think you have some nervousness coming out of your voice~ Keu Keu
Hyeon: HAMMM
Dad thinking: Now I know why there's so much screaming by the girl from the coffee shop
Dad Thinking: And from Ami too...!!

Touching old man's tip

Old hoe: Even though we haven't done anything it's already standing ready...
Old hoe: Different from your son.
Old man: What are you talking about?
Old man: Ha... that's of my own seed!
Old man: Your going after young ones too!
Old hoe: He's young you know!
Old hoe: But your an old man with experience~ A man over his sixties!
Fuzzy hair: Oh~ Boss. Are you trying to compete with your son?
Fuzzy hair: Is daddy's heart not good enough for the son to win?
Old man: Of course not! What's wrong with you!
Old hoe: Haam...
Old man: This is about a man vs a man with respect!
Old hoe: Hmmm
Old hoe: Hmmm
Dad thinking: Like nothing... do you do this casually?
Dad thinking: How am I supposed to be looking this way...!?

Fuzzy hair sucking

Fuzzy hair: HMMM!!
Dad: W... WAIT...
Dad: UGH!
Old man: Abby, you look sick...
Old man: Just fly away to paradise, paradise!
Old man: We aren't getting any younger.
Old hoe: EH
Old hoe: EH
Old hoe: EH
Old hoe: EH
Old man: Even with such a beautiful wife you still look at other girls~
Old hoe: Lets head to the next room.
Old hoe: We can have a better time there.
Old man: What? Oh~ Nonsense.
Old man: Why would a grown adult leave the room?
Old hoe: Um...
Old man: Of course the room is right next to here...
Dad: Kek
Old man: I think i'll wait a little longer for that couple.
Fuzzy hair: Mm
Fuzzy hair: Mm
Fuzzy hair: Mm
Dad: UGH
Dad: AAGH

Old man; What are we waiting for?
Old man: Let's just do it here~!
Old hoe: AAH!
Old hoe: Your a vigurous one... Keu
Old hoe: Mr. Sunsoo is the same way... It's in the father's blood.
Old man: You've been with him?
Old man: How does he do it?
Old hoe: It doesn't feel well at first...
Old hoe: He's your son! He immediately puts it in without remorse~
Old hoe: Boss! It's okay! I've been over with him for 3 months!
Old man: AAH~ 3 months?~
Old hoe: Yeah. Your son is long gone. Keu. Don't worry. Keu Keu
Old hoe: Enjoy yourself~ ♪ No problems!
Old man: HMMM!
Old hoe: HAAAH
Old man: HOO!
Old hoe: HAAH

Old fucking

Old hoe: HAAH! BOSS!
Old hoe: IT'S GREAT!
Old hoe: SIGH... GOOD!
Old hoe: MY BOSS IS SO GOOD!
Dad thinking: That crazy old man...
Dad thinking: Even with us watching... Nothing...
Old man: HOW IS IT COMPARED TO MY SON?!
Old hoe: AAGH
Old hoe: AAH
Old hoe: HAAH
Old hoe: At first I thought Mr. Sunsoo was good...
Old hoe: BUT YOURS IS GREAT! IT MAKES MY BODY QUIVER!
Old man: AAH~ Of course!
Old man: I'M FROM A FAMILY OF 8 BROTHERS! MY FATHER USED TO SAY... OUR FAMILY WAS FULL OF ENERGY~!

Sons

Old man: Both of my sons have good energy

Oldest son: Yu Alsoo(Born 1971) - First son
Second son: Yu Dalhoo(Born 1973) - Second son

Old man: My daughter is also a tough bitch, she has strength in her bones!
Old man: Someone needs to take her... It's hard for me getting pumped up every night. Keu Keu
Old man: Anyways... Is it getting better? Do you feel better?
Old man: Are you coming soon? Hehe...
Old hoe: Hah...
Old hoe: Are you trying to win over your son?
It's like your still acting young
Old man: W... WHAT? YOU THINK HE'S BETTER?
Old man: I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT YEARS OF EXPERIENCE GETS YOU!! AH!
Old hoe: HAA AH AH AH
Old hoe: WAS I RIGHT? YOUR JEALOUS OF YOUR SON?!
Old hoe: HA AH AH
Old hoe: AH HAAH

Fuzzy hair puts it in

Fuzzy hair: Oppa!
Fuzzy hair: We can't afford to lose to them!
Fuzzy hair: I heard your wife is pretty?
Fuzzy hair: Let's see if you can still think of her while with me! Keu
Dad: AAGH!
Old man thinking: Abby... He's gonna taste some delicious sex and blow himself to sleep!
Old man: I'll just go to your house and eat your delicious wife!

To Be Continued...