Day5 part 1

>Your pulse is pounding
>Your palms are sweating
>And you're doing your best to keep from shitting yourself
>You thought since the girls were in need of a bathroom you'd just floor it down the country road
>Bad idea
>You never even saw that pig around the corner
>Now you're pulled over on the side of the road watching him walk up to your window
>TS: "Anon, what's wrong? Who's that person?"
"He's a cop, and he's going to give me a ticket for speeding."
>P: "Ooh, is it a ticket to a really fun party where you race your cars down old country roads and live life in that fast lane?"
"What..?No, just...Good morning officer..."
>The cop bends over to look at you, then at the girl in the passenger seat. Then the other five in the back.
>He can't help but smile a bit from the corner of his mouth.
>"Young man do you know why i pulled you over?"
"Yessir. I was speeding. I know it was wrong and I'm sorry but..."
>"But what, son? You better have a good reason for breaking the law like that."
"Well...see...um the girls..."
>"Step out of the car son."
>You comply with the officer and tell the girls not to move. You'd be in bigger shit if they decided to leave the car without permission.
>Once you get out the cop walks you back to his car and asks you to assume the position.
>"Don't worry I ain't a inbred hillbilly like that boy in Deliverance."
>Surprisingly your anus unclenches a few nanometers
>The cop gives you a quick pat down then asks you to turn around
>"Now, boy, you do know you have to use protection."
"Yes, sir. I was wearing my seatbelt the whole time and i have airbags in the car."
>The cop laughs
>"No, son. I meant protection for your..."
"You're joking"
>Shit you actually said that.
>The cop just gives you a big friendly smile and shakes his head playfully
>"Son a long time ago, in the 70's, i went through the exact same thing. I was just about your age too."
"You mean sex?"
>The cop shakes his head again.
>"My first orgy."
>A tremendous weight drops to the pit of your stomach as the cop tells you this
>"Now, i don't know if you just been through, or are about to experience the best time of your life but son. You got to be smart about this."
"Duuuuhhhhhhh....."
>The cop goes back to his car and opens up the glove compartment. A short while later he's handing you pamphlets on safe sex and a small roll of condoms in a brown paper bag.
>"Better to be safe than sorry. Got the clap once, not fun."
>You stand there frozen holding the pamphlets and the condoms unsure of what to do.
>"You okay son?"
"...i was just looking for a rest stop..."
>The cop stares at you for a second before busting out with the biggest knee slapping guffaw you've ever seen in your life
>Pointing down the road he tells you there's an old diner down the road you can stop at and get something to eat.
>He puts his hand on your shoulder and shakes you a bit
>"Sorry about that, but don't worry kid you'll get there one day. So says me, the devirginator."
>He shoos you on back to your car and gets in his cruiser.
>You walk to your car like a zombie and stiffly get in.
>As the cop rolls by you swear you can still hear him laughing.
>RD: "Hey anon, what's that your holding?"
>You turn to look at Rainbow Dash.
>She's looking at your hands.
>You look at your hands.
"Ahh! Nothing! It's just...uh...law stuff!"
>You crumple the pamphlets and the condoms together and shove them under your car seat.
"We should get going there's a diner not too far from here."
>AJ: "Good, cause we need to get movin."
---
>You made it to the diner in time and showed the girls the way to the bathroom. Spike is outside and Lyra is locked in the car.
>You ordered eight blue plate specials, one to go, and a cup of coffee
>Now you're waiting at the counter for the food to be cooked and delivered.
"The girls sure are taking their sweet time."
>You look up at the television they have mounted to the wall and watch the news unfold.
>The weather looks fine for the rest of the day. Maybe a shower later on at night.
>The home sports team won their latest game. Yay team.
>There's a guy going around stealing car hood ornaments. Of all things.
>And...no...

>You smile as you raise your coffee to your mouth
>That phone call you made yesterday was a stroke of genius
>You didn't even have to lie, you legitimately told the police you were being stalked by a mob of fedora wearing faggots and they responded
>The cherry on top was that you thought ahead and told them you were scared to go home because you thought they might follow you
>All those neck bearded unhygienic bastards that were ready to raid your home last night were arrested on the spot
>Now you're watching the reporter telling you all about the flash mob riot that was stopped before it escalated any further
> "Reports are putting the numbers of the arrests at one hundred with many more suspected to be incarcerated and charged over the next couple of days as most if not all of the rioters are cooperating with the police and naming names. The call came in yesterday sometime in the afternoon..."
>You stop listening as the first plate hits the counter
>"Here's the first one hun, the rest'll be out in a minute. What happened to your girlfriends?"
>You look the waitress in the eye
"They're not my girlfriends. Uh, not all of them."
>She smiles at you
>"Okay babe whatever you say, I'd stay away from Tumbleweed road if i was you though."
"Why's that?"
>"Well that's Sheriff McHale's turf, he's a dirty old coot."
>She leaves you to take a trucker's order. Too little too late
> "In related news a local starbucks had to close it's doors today because a prius crashed through the front window injuring several occupants inside. Police are investigating the matter as a second prius was also wrecked at the site, the two people inside are suspected to be taking part in this criminal riot. Police are still trying to contact the owner of the first car."
>You shuffle in your seat to pull out one of the two phones in your pocket.
>As luck would have it's the spergs'.
>You slip the battery back inside and push the little red button.

>You whisper an audible "Wow" as you look at all the messages
>Not even half of the 279 unread mass texte messages are from the police
>Hell you can count the number of police voicemails on one hand, the rest are from the mouth breathers
>You flick through the messages at a rapid speed until you hit the first message from last night
>Message 1 Subject: "It begins... " sent at 12:01 am
>Message 2 Subject: "Dissapearing Act. We walked the perimeter of his building and hid in expert hiding spots all around his building. We have eyes everywhere from the dumpsters in the alley to the mailboxes in the first floor. He has not arrived yet. We are assuming he's seen our vehicles and have arranged for the rest of our denizens of the night to park them several blocks away and return to their posts. All is calm." sent at 12:08 am
>Message 3 Subject: "Who's hungry. Guys i can have pizzas here in twelve minutes. I know a guy. I just need five bucks from everyone." sent at 12:11 am
>Message 4 Subject: "Where is he? I thought you called the pizza guy already?" sent at 12:20 am
>You keep scrolling through message after message that outlined practically their entire night at the same time taking small bites of your breakfast
>Message 122 Subject: "ABORT MISSION!!!! THAT SKEEZE TOTALLY CALLED THE COPS ON US!! OUR COMRADES ARE BEING ROUNDED UP LEFT AND RIGHT!! WE CAN'T EVEN MAKE IT TO THE CARS BEFORE THEY CATCH US!!! RUN NOW!!!"
>The message brings a smile to your face as you imagine all the chaos and spaghetti that must've dropped during the night
>You take the last bite of sausage as you reach a snapchat message
>Curious and unperturbed you decide to open it

>It's a picture from a fire escape looking down at a number of police cars on the street below
>The spergs are lined up from one side of the frame to the other and farther out of reach
>There seems to be a second file on your side of the street but they're mostly blocked by the window frame
>Wait a minute
>....
>It slowly registers that rather than the picture taken from the fire escape it was actually taken from the window next to the fire escape
>From inside the building
>You feel a chill building up inside you
>That flower pot in the corner looks awful familiar.
>"Hey hun, they're waiting on ya?"
>Delores the waitress gets your attention as she passes by with a pot of coffee for another client.
>Looking around the restaurant you see that it's gotten a more busy in the time that you spent going through the phone
>At the farther end of the restaurant the girls are looking over to you with one very enthusiastic pony girl waving at you
>You look back at your plate to find it mostly empty except for the hash brown
>Picking it up off the plate and dropping two bucks in its place you go to join the girls
>As soon as you stand up though you see Twilight huddling them all together
>You always wondered what women talked about behind your back. Mostly you thought it was bad, but maybe this time you'd actually find out
>You manage to come within earshot
>TS: "Not a wor...Or, oh anon. Thanks for breakfast, everything looks great."
>You drop the hash brown on the nearest plate and pull up a stool
"Everything should be great, for the money i spent."
>AJ: "You mean to tell me you spent a shiny new bit for this food? Cause if that's the case i intend on paying you back."
"Don't worry about Applejack, food like this is a square for two bits. It's affordable even in my world."
>You see Applejack relax a bit but Rarity turn her plate
>R: "I do hope that doesn't mean this food isn't, you know, up to standard?"
>Clearly grossed out by the sausage you reach over to her plate and pick up the strange brown logs
"Most of it is, by human standards. You ponyfolk might not like these."
>The girls look at their plates and you pull out a napkin
"Spike will love'em though"
>The girls quickly pile on the sausages onto the napkin and you fold it into your pocket
>Delores looks at you strange as you do so.
"The girls are vegetarian."

>Shaking her head she wonders why every teenage girl wants to look like Farrah Fawcett
>You breathe a sigh of relief as you realize she also didn't seem to notice their obvious abnormality
>You watch the girls dig into their breakfast as you sip your coffee and fiddle with the phone in your pocket.
>Could they really have been that bold?
>Your foot starts tapping nervously as you try to play out the image in your head
>Somehow some fat wad or autistic weirdo picked the lock on your door and managed to get in your home
>He probably looked around and scoffed at your lack of pony related items
>If there was just the smallest chance he passed over your apartment thinking maybe he got the wrong one...
>No, you're name was on the mailbox and you registered your car in your name
>Suddenly another thought hits you
>One that really makes you nervous
>What if it found out about the portal in the school?
>You're plans were just laying there on the coffee table
>As calmly as you can you set the shaky cup of coffee on the table and excuse yourself to the bathroom
---
>You lock the door behind you as you enter the stall and just sit on the toilet with your head in your hands
>Stupid fucking sons of bitches
>You ball up your hands and rip them away from your head in rage
>If they find out about the portal, your school, the plans already showed which areas of the school you already searched
>Even though most of them were arrested, they were getting ready to let the go today if they pissed themselves and ratted out the main antagonists behind the mob
>You hear shuffling from the stall next to you but ignore it
>Tomorrow is Monday, back to reality
>As if you weren't dealing with it enough already
>You think about how you're going to keep the girls safe while you're attending classes
>They can't stay at home, it might be more compromised than you thought
>Forget about another camp-out
>If the cops catch them they'll be thrown in juve for the day for truancy
>And you can't use your bank card anymore, those bastards are likely familiar enough with technology to track it
>You hear a snivel then a grunt come from the stall next to you
>"Quit distracting me asshole"
>It seemed the only way to keep safe as well as keep an eye on them was to take them back to school with you
>It could work, Rainbow Dash may have a few days worth of homework to catch up on but Twilight would probably help her
>Yeah, that's it then
"Back to school then."
>"Yeah tomorrow's monday, huh?"
>Who the fuck is this guy?
>"That sucks for you, I'm all done with high school."
>The fucker snickers. He actually snickers.
>You start to become suspicious and horrified at the same time
>"Hey, listen i just used up all my toilet paper. Can i have some of yours?"
>You watch as a sausage fingered hand ducks under the wall
>You also see something white and wet cling to his thumb
>Containing yourself is harder than you can ever imagine, you can't even look at it
>"Come on pleb don't bogart the TP"
>He snickers again as you reach for the handle and run out of the stall
>You turn on the faucet full force and wet your face to stabilize your condition
>You try not to breathe too heavily to keep the monster's airborne spores from entering your body
>But a thought comes across your mind
>Maybe this isn't one of them, this could just be some fatass hick from hicksville
>No, no he said pleb
>You turn back around and watch the hand return to its presumably bulbous master
>"Come on, bro. I had a really long night."
>Your fears are becoming another grim reality
"Sorry bud, i had to wake myself up."
>The sounds emanating from the stall almost seem to convey ecstasy or arrogance
>"I've been awake for the past 48 hours and i'm still full of energy. Maybe you should start drinking redbull."
"Yeah, maybe. Say, what were you doing awake for all that time?"
>There is an eery silence as the beast prepares to speak
>"Give me the toilet paper and I'll tell you."

>You start walking slowly back to your stall and reach out for the toilet paper
>"I don't have all day. I have to get back to my friends and restrategize"
>You reach the toilet paper and just roll it enough for the creep to reach under the wall again and tug it and pull, and pull, and pull
>The bastard finishes up the entire roll
"So what were you doing the last two days?"
>A deep guttural sound resonates throughout the porcelain chamber which you assume is a laugh
>"I have done far more than your plebian mind could possibly imagine."
"Like?"
>"Like uncovering the secrets of the universe while peering through the false beliefs of your so called God. I have been awake these past two days while eating and drinking nothing. My euphoria keeps me awake. And last night it almost helped me and my colleagues catch a certain traitor to our 'herd'."
>You don't know what to say. So you decide to ask a stupid question to throw him off
"Okay, that's a lot of toilet paper, is your shit that massive?"
>"Of course not you idiot. I'm taking all this toilet paper home with me. What you thought i would be stupid enough to buy toilet paper when you can find it for free anywhere?"
>You say ok one last time before walking to the bathroom door as fast as you can.
>Something about the way you turned your body made you feel something heavy in your pocket
>You reach down and feel for the object
>It's your old buck knife
>Why are you still carrying it?
>You hear the troll shift its position once again.
>He's getting ready to leave. You pull out the knife and open it
>But not unless you can help it
---
>When you get back to the table you're surprised to see all the girls have finished with their breakfast
>TS: "Anon, thank you so much for breakfast!"
>R: "Yes, dear this really was the best breakfast I've had in quite some time. I think since Manehattan."
>AJ: "Yup, that hit the spot alright."
>FS: "It was delicious."
"Yeah, i guess you should thank the chef instead of me. He's the one that cooked it after all."
>The pink blur rushes past you and several truckers at the counter
>You watch with newfound horror as she leans over the counter
>P: "Thanks for the breakfast Cookie! It was really great!"
>The man, who looks like a freed convicted serial killer with several drug related charges, smiles at her in a way you wouldn't believe possible
>It was almost surreal the way he looked at her and tipped his chef's hat with his spatula before getting back to work
>The truckers themselves don't seem too upset either as they politely wait for her to walk back before getting back to their meals
>The bouncing giggling pink ball sits back down at your table and you just watch her
>RD: "Breakfast was great anon. Can, uh, we go home yet?"
>You're seriously pondering the question before the faucet in the bathroom breaks your train of thought
"We'll see. For now let's just get back on the road."
>You drop a few bills on the table and leave a little extra for the damages
>You round up the girls and start heading out the door before thanking Delores for the coffee
>As the girls start walking out the door you hear something solid slam into the bathroom door
>All eyes in the restaurant turn to see what the problem is as you watch the doorknob fall to the ground
>You smile mischievously, almost saddened by the fact that you're about to miss the scene you corroborated unfold
>But Twilight is already outside feeding Spike some of the sausage from the to-go plate
>You feel the heavy knife in your pocket bounce as you step out the door, this time something jingles against the metal handle

>It took some effort but you managed to unscrew the doorknob and write "I AM ANON" with soap on the mirror before leaving
>RD: "Come on Anon, Lyra's getting antsy!"
"Don't worry, I'm coming."
---
>L: "Are we there yet?"
"no."
>L: "Are we there yet?"
"No."
>L: "Are we there yet?"
"Yes."
>L: "Really?"
"No. So stop asking."
>TS: "Um, anon?"
"What is it?"
>TS: "Where are we going?"
>You really didn't have a clue. You were hoping to use the news report from the cops as the all clear to go back home. That wasn't happening anymore.
>Home was meant to be a safe haven. But that picture you saw really shook you.
>It was one to thing to have those basement dwelling cretins know where you live, it's another to have them breaking and entering.
>You needed to go home to have a place to plan for tomorrow, unwind from yesterday, and shower tonight damn it.
>You've spent the last three hours driving around in circles avoiding any major highways headed toward the city.
>Not like you were any safer in the countryside if one of those bastards made it out here than that meant they were spreading out.
>On the other hand now that you upset that wanking lardass in the diner maybe they would think you were fleeing the city and would leave your place alone.
>It wasn't guaranteed but there was always hope.
>S: "Hey anon, I'm tired."
"So go to sleep."
>S: "I mean i'm tired of being this car thingy."
>RD: "Same goes for me. I never realized having a pony sitting on your lap could be so heavy."
>Lyra huffed.
>L: "Are you saying i'm fat!?"
>R: "Rainbow Dash!"
>RD: "I didn't say that!"
>P: "No but you did say she was heavy."
>RD: "Well, yeah..."
>TS: "Being heavy does constitute a large amount of weight to be brought into consideration."
>L: "So you did call me fat! I can't believe you Rainbow Dash!"
>The girls go into an uproar and start to pierce your eardrums with their whiny petty argument about weight.
>True to their feminine nature they absent mindedly proven that no matter what species or universe, women are all the same.
>You catch a glimpse of Spike pressing down his ears and looking desperate.
>Sympathising directly with the only other male in the group you pull sharply to the right, cutting off an SUV.
>The girls scream even louder as you pull into the shoulder and stop the car.
>...
>...
>TS: "Anon is everything alright?"
>RD: Yeah, what the hay was that?"
>You look back into the rearview mirror at Spike.
"Fifteen minutes."
>You were going to pull over at some point, but that some point was far off. And it would've only been for five minutes.
>Not anymore.
>You shut off the car before reaching back and pick up Spike from Twilight's lap.
"Spike and I are going to have a little guy time. You girls do what you want but don't wander to far off okay? I have no idea where we are."
>You leave before the girls say anything else.
>S: "Hey anon."
"Yeah?"
>S: "Thanks."
"Yeah."
---
>The fifteen minutes stretched out for longer than you expected.
>You hated to admit it, but you were tired of sitting in that car too
>Sure enough as soon as you lay down under that shady tree you knocked out for the better part of an hour
>Spike lay next to you happily snoozing
>It was nearing mid afternoon when you woke up
>It wasn't any outside force that made you open your eyes. You just sort of did it on your own.
>You also didn't feel the need to yawn or stretch, which felt nice.
>Spike stirred next to you and you watched him stretch
>S: "That was a good nap."
"Couldn't agree more."
>You look up at the sky and spot a few clouds moving along lazily in the late spring air.
>The leaves rustled as the wind blew through them and spotted you both with bits of sunshine.
>Several birds chased each other out of the tree and flitted on the ground in front of you.
>All was right with the world.
>S: "Hey anon, where are Twilight and the others?"
>Not this again.
>Before you have time to react however you hear laughter close by, and splashing.
>You turn your head in all directions trying to figure out which direction the noise is coming from.
"I think they're this way."
>You point in general direction deeper in the woods behind you.
>S: "Oh, no. You mean t-they went into the f-f-forest?"
"Relax Spike, this isn't the Everfree forest. And their aren't really any supernaturally overpowered monsters in there. Just raccoons, or foxes, maybe a crazy inbred hillbilly."
>You mutter the last part under your breath.
>S: "What was that?"
"I said quit acting like a nancy boy and let's go."

>You start walking through the woods and do your best to avoid anything prickly
>Spike is right behind you following in your footsteps
>The sound of laughter and splashing gets closer the further you venture into the forest
>Soon enough you get close enough where you think you can start to understand words.
>TS: "...my turn!"
>That sounded like Twilight, and for once it sounded like she was having fun.
>You start rushing a bit as your quite positive that splashing is coming from some body of water the girls are entertaining themselves with
>TS: "Woo-hoo!"
>*Splash*
>There was a bit of a delay in between her 'woohoo' and that splash. Maybe they found a tree with a rope tied to branch
>That would be so awesome
>You get to the point where it looks like someone has already gone before you
>Some of the bushes are flattened and you see boots and socks scattered around you
>You get the urge to do the same but start with your shirt
>Once its off and over your head you find that theres more around you than you thought
>Off to one side you see AJ's belt, on the other Pinkie's coat
>You think nothing of it as you kick off your shoes and start unbuckling your pants
>S: "Oh, boy a swimming hole!"
>Spike giggles behind you as you trip over one leg of your pants and fall down
>It didn't hurt though luckily a pile of girls clothing broke your fall
>Hold the phone
>You stand up and look at the small pile of clothes
>There's every bit of clothing from skirts to shirts to...
>Spike runs past you into the bushes up ahead and you lose him
>Tentatively you reach down and pick up a pair of light blue panties
>S: "Geronimo!"
>*Splash*
>TS: "Spike there you are! Where's anon?"
>S: "He's right behind me!"
>TS: "Well tell him to come on in, the water's great!
>Huh?
>You stand back up and buckle your pants cautiously stepping forward

>As you carefully pick your way through the underbrush you begin to hear more
>RD: "Come on Applejack don't tell that's all you got. Or has turning into a human made you a worse wrestler?"
>AJ: "You watch your mouth missy, I'm starting to get the hang of these here so called feet. They're pretty hand for mud."
>RD: "Well then bring it on sister!"
>You start hearing grunting and groaning as the two presumably wrestle, together, naked, in mud.
>FS: "Oh, Rarity you're in the shade now."
>R: "So i am. Thank you dear imagine trying to sun myself in the shade, i supposed this is as good a time to switch to my front."
>FS: "Rarity watch out! Your bag!
>The next sound you hear is Rarity yelping and an 'oof' from Fluttershy.
>Clearly Rarity was now laying on top of Fluttershy, naked, belly to belly.
>You're starting to reach for the bushes
>P: "Come on Twilight, jump of the rope swing with me!"
>TS: "I don't know Pinkie it looks a bit scary."
>P: "Just scootch up right next to me. I'll hold on to you REALLY tight and then we can swing together."
>TS: "Well, since you put it that way. Let's do it!"
>You swallow hard as you imagine that right now Twilight's naked body is pressing up against Pinkie's, their arms are probably intertwined around each other, their bare naked breasts now pushing into each other.
>You crouch as you reach the bush and prepare yourself to spread the leaves apart
>You set your face with determination and brace yourself for a vision of heaven
>You begin spreading the leaves as Spike speaks up next
>S: "Hey Twilight? Where's Lyra?"
>L: "I'm here with anon!"
>Surprised you stand up straight and turn 360 degrees
"Lyra what the hell?"
>The sneaky unicorn beams at you as you take a step backward
>Not realizing the bush stood at the edge of the bank you lose your footing and tumble backwards
"Oh, shi-"
>You don't have time to finish as you feel your head and back smack hard against the muddy ground
>You open your eyes and see stars flashing in front of you
>You forgot what happened for a second before you hear Fluttershy's concerned voice
>FS: "Oh dear. Anon are you alright?"
>AJ: "Hooey. That was one heck of a fall."
>TS: "Lyra what were you thinking?"
>L: "I didn't do anything. I just saw Anon sitting there peeking through a bush when i heard my name."
>RD: "What did you say?"
>L: "I didn't do anything?"
>RD: "After that."
>L: "I heard my name?"
>RD: "Ugh, before that."
>L: "I saw Anon peeking through the bushes?"
>Crap.
>TS: "Anon were you trying to peek at us?"
>Crap crap crap
>You painfully sit back up and cover your eyes with muddy hands
"No, of course not. I wouldn't do anything like that! You think I'm some kind of creep!?"
>TS: "But Anon, why would you peek when you could've just joined in fun?"
>P: "Yea Muddy Buddy you could've just joined in, after you took your clothes off of couse.:
>AJ: "Shoot. Do you think we wouldn't want you here with us in the swimmin hole with us Anon?"
"W-wh-what?"
>You turn around and butt walk until you feel the cold mud against your bare back
>FS: "Oh, you don't think we abandoned you and Spike do you? You two just looked so peaceful sleeping there."
"No, it's not that either!"
>You absentmindedly split a few of your fingers before seeing Fluttershy's concerned face then cover up again
>You couldn't just peek at Fluttershy. She was Fluttershy come on!
>TS: "What's wrong Anon? Why won't you look at any of us?"
"Uh...uh...well...you see...um..."
>Rarity gasped
>R: "Oh, good heavens we're naked aren't we! That's why you won't dare pull your hands away from your eyes isn't it? You want to protect our dignity don't you?"
>Your strangely quiet
>AJ: "Rarity there you go off again about clothes."
>R: "But we're in the human world now. We have to abide by certain rules. I mean look at Anon he's wearing clothes, for the most part."
>TS: "Oh my goodness, Rarity's right. You guys we have to get dressed again, I think we're embarrassing him."
>You lower your gaze remembering how just moments ago you wanted to jump in butt ass naked
>Now these pony girls are making you feel ashamed.
>Would they really have accepted you just jumping without any clothes?
>Would they even be able to tell what the hell was dangling between your legs?
>Well, maybe Twilight
>TS: "We're so sorry Anon we'll go put our clothes back on an then we'll be right back.
>You hear a bit of commotion as all the girls rush past you and back up the bank
>S: "They're gone now. I don't see what the big deal is either. Dragons don't wear clothes either, and I'm not even wearing clothes right now."
>You lower your hands and let the view come into focus
>Wow this was a pretty good view
>Would've been better with a few naked girls in it though.
>Still though you had to admit this place looked pretty isolated
>The lake spread out a few ways out to the horizon that was lined with trees as far as the eye could see
>To one side the lake stretched on to very distant banks also heavily covered in vegetation
>To the other it seemed to narrow out into stream or waterfall. You could hear water flowing either way.
>It seemed like the perfect getaway.
>Maybe a bit too much
>You start to wonder where the nearest town is and start to worry
>You hear a rustle from behind you and turn around to find some scantily clad girls looking down at you
>You froze up as you saw their hastily buttoned blouses and shirts
>Half of their scintillating globes are peeking through the gaps in their tops
>Their skirts were open and from where you were you thought you could almost see their panties
>Unless...
>TS: "Anon i want to apologize for all of us. We shouldn't have thrown all our clothes off without a second thought. I realize if someone else had come along..."
"No. Don't worry about it. This place looks pretty secluded, but you're half right. This place looks like it might have a hiking trail nearby, or maybe a campground."
>TS: "Oh, i knew we should've checked with you but you were asleep and well, Fluttershy already said we didn't want to bother you."
"That's okay. I understand, but listen I don't want to stand in the way of a good time. If you girls want to swim, I say let's swim!"
>The girls look at once both cheerful and relieved as they start to take their clothes off again
>As they pull on their shirts a little tighter you can see little bumps rising up against their clothes
>Just as they're about to reveal themselves you feel either a sense of duty or fear of exposure
"Wait girls did you put on your underwear?"
>You turn away in time as Rarity yelps out again
>R: "Girls, you didn't take the time to properly dress yourselves?"
>AJ: "Well we sorta thought the whole hubbub was just about clothes so..."
RD: "so we just threw this stuff right back on again. Hey, Anon what's wrong this time?"
"Rarity's right. Put your underwear on! At least that's more socially acceptable than being nude!"
>RD: "Ugh, fine. Who woulda thought the human world was so complicated."
>R: "I for one appreciate the fact that humans have such high standards when it comes to clothing. And i have to say love them as accessories. Perhaps I'll start a new line when we get back home. I can see it now 'Underwear' by Rarity, it's sure to take Canterlot by storm."
>RD: "We're done dressing up now."
"Good."
>You turn around and see a whole new vision of loveliness as you see the girls for the first time in their unmentionables.
>Each girl has a unique pattern on their underwear, they weren't just color coded.
>Strange how the universe worked that little detail out. Fluttershy's underwear bore a flower pattern on a lime green background, Twilight's was full cover bra with purple and black stripes running vertically. Applejack had a flannel white and red print with a red border, Rainbow Dash had a mosaic print using only the cool colors of the spectrum. Pinkie Pie had pink polka dots and Rarity's looked exactly like black lingerie with frilly border.
>RD: "Well?"
"Well, what?"
>RD: "Off with the pants mister, or do you want to get them wet?"
>"I think their already wet. Well the front anyways"
"Oh, yeah. I guess i should take them off. You girls hop in the water I have one last thing to do."
>Rainbow Dash rolls her eyes but smiles as she walks away
>The girls follow her back out to the lake and you dig through your pants to find the cell phones
>The spergs still has a bit of charge in it but you decide to turn it off to conserve the rest of the battery
>You didn't want to turn yours on just in case they were monitoring it
>You weren't sure how but you felt as though they knew where you were
>Oh, yeah maybe it was that little stunt you pulled back at the diner
>RD: "Hey Anon! You coming in or not?"
>P: "Yeah, you have to try the rope swing."
"I'm coming!"
>You put everything back in your pockets and pull off your pants
>Your wallet falls out and you watch it flutter open. Empty.
>There was another problem facing you. Having these girls around hasn't exactly been easy on your budget.
>Picking it up and slipping it back into your back pocket you decide to worry about it later.

>Meanwhile in the water RD and AJ resume their grudgematch and start pressing their tight wet bodies up against each other
>Not wanting any questions about basic human anatomy from Twilight you focus instead on the rope swing
>You never swung on a rope swing before, and the reason behind it seems lost to you
>But you're here now with all these beautiful girls and you would be damned if you didn't show off even a little bit
>Scrambling up the embankment you grab the rope tightly with both hands pull it taut
>P: "Everypony look! Anon's going for the rope swing! Yay Nonny!"
>The rest of the girls are cheering you on as well, even Spike is telling you to jump
>Feeling courage welling up inside your gut you take a few steps forward then launch yourself into space
>You feel your old childhood excitement return as you swing through the air and then feel the weightlessness at the end
>You prepare to let go at the top of your swing before suddenly remember the reason you never swung on a rope swing before
>YOU CAN'T SWIM!
>Clutching the rope tighter than ever before you let yourself fall backward
>Feeling your stomach drop you wonder if you have enough momentum to make a safe landing back where you began this mistake
>Looking back you feel short lived sense of relief as you watch the bank rush back toward you then moving away again as you extend your foot in a desperate attempt to get off the ride
>You realize how much of an idiot you look like as you fly through the air like some kind of fruity acrobatic ninja wannabe
>You continue to hold on tightly as the pendulum slows down to a stop and leaves you hanging in the air
>Bringing your foot back you wrap it around the rope and pray to God you can hold on until the rescue team comes for you
>RD: "Aw, come on. Let go already I'll show you how it's done."
>You cower in your grip afraid to say anything
>P: "Anon?"
"..."
>P: "You don't know how to swim do you?"
"Not...entirely."
>There's an awkward silence as you prepare to be taunted by Rainbow Dash or Spike
>Surprisingly you don't hear any mockery from anyone
>P: "Well silly why didn't you just say so?"
"What?"
>P: "I can teach you how to swim."
"Really?"
>P: "Sure! All you got to is..."
>RD: "Hold on there Pinkie Pie, if anyone's showing Anon how to swim don't you think it should be the most athletic?"
>TS: "Actually Rainbow Dash do you mind if i take this one? I didn't realize i could swim in this new body, it would be a thrill to teach a human how to swim. Just think of the mechanics of the human body at work!"
>AJ: "Well shoot why not me? Ah am an expert on swimmin holes after all."
>FS: "Um...actually...i usually teach baby otters how to um, you know but..."
>You're looking down at the girls trying to decide who would teach you how to swim. Except for Rarity who' still sunbathing.
"Hey Rarity. Do you know how to swim."
>R: "Of course i do darling."
"So, you don't want to teach me how to swim?"
>R: "I may be an expert swimmer dear but I'm afraid i don't make for much of an instructor. Personally I think Twilight would be the best girl for the job."
>TS: "There see, even Rarity agrees with me."
>The girls start arguing louder than ever and you suddenly feel like you're back in that car
>'That's fine' you think 'no that's fine. I'm just hanging from a rope like fucking spiderman when he's out of spooge.'
---
>Five full minutes later you're still hanging in there and getting incredibly irritated
>How is it that teaching you how to swim suddenly turned into a hot button issue?
>The girls are still arguing when you have a sinking feeling, except this time it's not just your stomach
>Above you the branch is slowly starting to give way and you feel a whole new wave of panic rush over you
"Uh girls..."
>The branch sags a bit more and you hear a terrifying crack
>The girls are now arguing over something completely different and you have no idea what or how it pertains to your current dilemma
"Girls you should really move out of the way."
>Nothing

>Panicking you decide to slowly let go of the rope and ease your way down the line in hopes of preventing a complete disaster
>Taking a deep breath you loosen your grip and immediately regret this decision
>Dropping down the last four feet you feel the rope burn
>Out of instinct you squeeze the rope again to stop the fall but realize that too is a mistake as you feel the fibers rip into your skin
>Unfortunately you also catch the knot at the end and give the branch a hard yank finally breaking it free
>The rope is still in your hand as you fall face first into the water
>Instantly righting yourself as you hit the water you look up to see the branch coming at you
>You black out soon after
>The next thing you know you feel something warm trickling down your lips
>In your muddled mind you realize you must've broken your nose in the fall
>There's also something else
>You feel you're lying on someone else, you feel warm moist skin
>And you hear a voice of concern
>Opening your eyes you see yellow skin...and cleavage
>Afraid to get yourself in any perverted trouble you lift yourself off Fluttershy's chest and step backwards
>Fluttershy is shocked to see you move so quickly
>Taking a bad step or tripping over a rock you feel yourself losing your balance and twist your body to grab onto something, anything, to stop your fall
>Reaching out you grab onto something else warm and soft, Rarity's knockers
>The two of you share a look of shock and awe as Rarity experiences her first case of what could be classified as sexual assault
>You on the other hand have just realized your hands are still raw from the rope and pull back screaming
>The stinging is next to unbearable as you stare at the exposed flesh on your hands
>R: "Anon!"
>You stumble back to dry land and fall on your knees gasping
>You hear sloshing behind you and the girls quickly surround you
>Fluttershy is the first to act as she reaches for her shirt and tears off two strips to wrap around your aching hands
>It's a painful process but you know she's just trying to help so you bite your cheek and take it like a ma until she's finished
>FS: "Oh, my goodness anon I didn't realize you had hurt your hands until now. Oh, how terrible of us not to notice you until you fell in front of us"
"It's okay Fluttershy you don't have to feel bad. My own damn fault anyway."
>You press your bandaged hand up against your nose to stop the blood
>FS: "Here let me get that. Turn around and tilt your head back."
>Fluttershy takes the rest of her shirt, soaks it, and then starts wiping away the blood from your nose
"The blood will clot faster if you just leave the rag on my nose."
>Fluttershy stops wiping
"Trust me I got a bunch of nosebleeds as a kid."
>Fluttershy does as you ask and you all wait the appropriate amount of time in silence
>Once you're done you wipe the drying blood from your cheeks and lips
"Okay that sucked."
>You look around at all their worried faces, including Lyra and Spike
"I'm feeling better now though. You can all go back to swimming now I'll just..."
>TS: "We're going to the hospital."
"Wha..?"
>RD: "She's right I'm not going to lose you!"
"Uh..."
>AJ: "Ah know you're trying to act all brave sugarcube but that was a mighty nasty fall. You just sit back and let us take care of you 'til we get to emergency room."
"You guys I'm fine."
>TS: "But anon you were bleeding a lot."
"Twilight, seriously, it's not a big deal."
>RD: "Not a big deal? You're bleeding to death!"
"No, I'm not. You may not know this, but we humans are pretty hardy people. Blood isn't that big a deal unless there's an open wound involved."
>RD: "But your nose..."
>You feel your nose a bit, besides it being a bit sore from the hit it's not painful
"My nose is fine. Seriously I'll be okay, you all can go back to swimming."
>...
>S: "Okay, feel better anon."
>You watch as Spike runs back to the water without a second look back
>Your attention goes back to the girls as they just look down at you
>You have to admit they looked good in their soaked underwear, you swear you could see right through them panties
>You feel a twinge in your pants and scorn yourself
"Girls go back to the water. Have fun seriously, I'll just stay here for a while."
>The girls are reluctant to go but Fluttershy soon cozies up next to you and says she won't leave you alone
>Rarity sits down at your other side and agrees to keep you and Fluttershy company as she hasn't finished her conversation from earlier
>The girls seem ease up a bit an start heading back into the water, Rainbow Dash more reluctant than the rest.
"Go Dashie, if I remember correctly you have a score to settle with AJ over that wrestling match you lost."
>RD: "What!? I didn't lose!"
>AJ: "Ha. Ah told ya ah won."
>RD: "Oh, yeah? Bring it on sister!"
>The two of them start squeezing each other's bodies as they make their way back to the water
>TS: "Those two, well I guess you and I can go back to the swing...oh, guess not."
>P: "That's okay. Anon may have broken the branch but we can still dive from way high up."
>TS: "Are you sure that's safe?"
>Twilight gets dragged off by Pinkie
>P: "Of course it is. As long you don't hesitate like Anon did."
>'Thanks Pinkie, I was wondering how long it would take for me to be the butt of a joke.'
>You sit on the bank with Rarity and Fluttershy for a while before Rarity decides it's time to go lay down in the sun again
>Convincing Fluttershy to go back with her took a bit of effort on you part as well before she finally gave in and went off with her
>Soon you're alone and watching everyone have a good time in the water, you might even go into the shallow end yourself for a bit
>Right now you're attention is brought back to the pants you left behind and the cell phones inside
>This would be a good time to check the sperg-phone for any updates from the neckbeard gang
>You don't want any more stress but you can't do much in the water right now.
>With your hands out of commission you couldn't even splash water properly
>You take the cell phone out of your pocket and walk over to the water's edge looking for a good place to soak your feet
>One you find it you power on the mobile and start looking through the same messages you did earlier
>You spend some time reading through all the messages hoping to get more than the constant whining and bitching you've been seeing
>A few cringe worthy notes later and you come across a message that was received earlier
>You opened the message and find a picture of the diner you were in earlier attached to it
>Your stomach drops despite having fallen fifteen feet earlier
>Looks like you shouldn't have done that, you should've let it go.
>The message however alleviates a bit of your anxiety as you read on
>Message 322 Subject: "Update on Creep Watch'14. Day 2 012:00 hours. Guys I just totally got into a bar fight at this diner. I totally emerged victorious. Anyway I totally met the guy from last night and the mall in the bathroom. He came in right after I got done feeding the beast the white nectar." You shiver internally. "He pulled a Houdini on me and a McGuyver all in one. This is a dangerous individual that must be wary of. However if this is indicative of anything it is that he is running scared. He must be leaving the city in hopes of finding a safe place to organize his illegal harem and defile all of our waifus at once. That bastard. So I propose a revision to the plan. We must venture further into the void and expand our search to the outlying areas of the city. Areas such as roadside motels, barns, campsites, rivers, streams, and lakes must all be held under suspicion and should be searched THOROUGHLY if we are to succeed. Dredgelord_666_ signing off."
>Lakes.
>The message was sent at twelve o'clock noon. Four hours after you left. It was now 1:32. You try to calculate the time it took for you to get this far out yesterday traveling at the speed limit.
>It took around four hours, maybe three and a half
>The diner was about a half hour from the view in the wrong direction. You drove out of the city on a northbound highway but did a loop around the city in an easterly direction and you were now on the western end.
>You pause in your train of thought. Today is Sunday, everyone is off unless they work at a major retailer. Which these socially awkward monsters probably did.
>Their numbers might be cut down a bit, but they would definitely be in the area probably within the next hour or two. If they're organized, which it seems like they are, they will send out four search parties in all four directions then spread out.
>They will undoubtedly start with all the major attractions first as they seem the easiest to find for both predator and prey.
>If they're autistic enough to trespass on private land to investigate a barn they'll probably get shot. They're fault.
>This lake seems to be out of the way but only from your end, you remember warning Twilight of the possibility of hiking trails earlier.
>Using the cell phone to look up outdoor attractions in the area you find that there are actually a large number of campgrounds and hiking trails nearby.
>None of them were near this lake though, and the closest was five miles away on a major road.
>You drove on dirt roads all morning.
>You look out over the lake deep in thought and try to put two and two together.
>You are relatively safe here for the next hour, the swarm will be upon you in two.
>Your car is parked on a country road, the mob will be rolling their fat hairy unhygienic bodies down paved roads.
>They will be searching for you using all their prowess and technological know how, but they're too stupid to understand cons.
"If I want to leave here and go home, I have to get them to chase me further out. If I want them to go further out, I have to keep them chasing me."
>You look back at your pants where your cell phone is disconnected from its power source.
>All these phones have GPS built in, all you need to do is power it on.
>Speaking of which you pull out the battery on the spergphone again.
>You put it down gently beside you and look away to the tree line on the far end of the lake.
>Those clouds look like trouble.
---
>You spend the next hour treading water as you watch the girls have fun.
>A few times you get in a splash fight with Lyra and Spike kicking up water instead of using your hands.
>You even decide to get waist deep in the water holding your hands out to the side
>You look up as the clouds begin to cover up the sun
>The girls don't notice until the strong gust of wind blows in
>You felt this wind a hundred times before, you know what it means
>The girls don't.
>RD: "W-What's going on? Who's screwing around with the weather up there?"
"Nobody."
>The girls share a collective 'Huh?'
"Weather here works different from Equestria. You could say it runs wild."
>RD: "What do you mean?"
>Another gust comes in and breaks a few branches from nearby trees and throws them into the lake.
"I mean we should probably get going. It's about time anyway."

>A few moments later you're all getting dressed and heading back to your car
>The wind is making the trees creak and groan all around you
>You had to admit, even if this wasn't the Everfree forest it was still pretty spooky
>You stop at edge and hold your bandaged hand up as you inspect the roadway
>The girls stop behind you and hold their breath
>Of course the road is clear but you're not taking any chances
>You breathe a sigh of relief and hurry the girls to your car
>You pause halfway there as you look back and notice Fluttershy is running topless
"Fluttershy, what happened to you shirt?"
>FS: "Oh, um. I tore it back at the lake to wrap up your hands. I'm sorry, I know we're not supposed to be out like th-"
>You interrupt her as you take off your shirt and stop in your tracks
>You hold it up to her at arm's length
>Fluttershy is still in shock at your sudden stop
>You motion your hand urging her to take it
>Finally recovered enough to act she sheepishly reaches out and slips on the oversized tee
>You look at her tiny frame draped in your shirt and can't help but feel like D'awwing
>The neck hole is too large for her shoulders and keeps slipping
>She pulls it back up and thanks you as another gust comes in
>TS: "Come on you two the storm's almost here!"
>Twilight is calling to you from the car
>Turning back around you see everybody there waiting on you
>Half the girls have already gone in the car and Rainbow Dash has already taken her place in the passenger seat
>You put your hand on Fluttershy's back and let her go in front of you
>Looking back at the spergphone you see a new message
>Unlike the rest this one isn't a mass message, it's special, unique, just for you
>The subject in the message confirms 'For your eyes only'
>As Fluttershy reaches the car you finish reading the message and start for the car
>Before getting in though you open up the trunk and pull out a hoodie you had stashed from a job you once had
>It's starting to get a bit chilly
>RD: "Come on Anon, I want to go home already!"
"Im coming. Hold your horses."
>RD: ?
"Sorry, uh, figure of speech."
---
>Approximately a half hour later you pass the first mile marker on your way back to the city
>The radio is on and you're listening to the weather forecast
>Announcer: "...with lowlying areas in danger of flooding locals are warned against the traveling to the following areas..."
>You pay special attention to the forecast as you begin planning an escape route just in case
>At the same time you're paying attention to road for the exit for the truck stop coming up ahead
>When it's finally time to turn off you feel relieved to have come this far unhindered
>You're not out of the woods yet though, they know what your car looks like
>Pulling up next to one of the resting big rigs you reach across Rainbow's legs to open the glove compartment
>You take out a roll of electrical tape and then park the vehicle
>TS: "Anon?"
>You don't say a word as you exit the car and quickly look around and power on your phone
>Once you're sure no one can see you, you move under the trailer and plaster the phone to the undercarriage with the tape
>It won't last long but hopefully the truck will be far enough out that when it falls off the spergs will think you stopped for the night and continue the chase
"That takes care of one problem."
>You hop back in the car and take off as you see a prius moving behind you in your rearview mirror
>'Time to get moving Anon'
>You punch it as soon as you hit the highway
>TS: "Anon, why did you leave your phone behind?"
"These phones have an often inactive feature known as a Global Position System, they are however very easy to activate through outside means."
>You sit in silence and wait for Twilight to figure it out
>You are not disappointed as only a few seconds later Twilight is able to understand your plan
>TS: "Anon you're a genius!"
>RD: "And don't I know it? Wait, why is he a genius?"
>You chuckle softly before Twilight begins explaining human technology to her friends again
>Soon enough everypony else in the car understands what you did
>RD: "Ooh, okay. So all those mongoloids are just chasing a stupid phone instead of us. That is genius!"
>Rainbow beams at you and you can feel yourself blushing a bit
>You try to keep your eyes on the road to make it easier later on tonight when you ask to sleep alone
>You shift your leg and feel the phone move in your pocket
>'All but one Rainbow my dear, all but one.'
---
>On arriving home you physically shudder as you open the door to your apartment again
>The girls waltz on in and introduce Lyra to a human home
>You look at your table where the papers for the school are still out on display
>Walking over to them you try to convince yourself that it's just your imagination that the papers look shuffled
>That text earlier was from the same bulbous monster that broke into your home last night
>Taking out the cell phone you read the text again to make sure you have the right time
>Message 387 Subject: 'For your eyes only' Body: 'My good sir, upon entering the defector's home last night i have acquired knowledge of what i believe to be a portal to Equestria. I did not want to believe all this hype but i cannot deny direct evidence like this. With your permission I'd like forgo the search for our 'Mane Objective' and instead return to the home of this 'Anon' at midnight to gather more information. In return for my exclusion i shall grant you proof of this portal so that once the minions have done all the dirty work you and i can deliver them home and be treated as heroes in the wonderful land of Equestria."
>You're pretty positive this one stayed behind and is still waiting on your go ahead
>Alright, if that's how it was going to be then fine
>Outgoing Message 225 Subject: 'It has begun' Body: 'Very well sir, i tip my fedora in your direction. However if this is true...'
>You pause.
>Is this how that other gross disgusting pig would write this message?
>You search through the rest of the texts he sent and read through them.
>They were all simple and not too convoluted so you didn't have to write a wall of text
>Message 225 Subject: ' Body: 'Do it. But go dark. Don't speak of this to anyone.'
>Message sent
>You hold your breath until the phone vibrates in your hand again
>New Message
>Message 288 Subject: ' Body: 'Understood. I shall text pictures from his home at midnight. May the eight divines bless my path.'

>You shudder again realizing you just basically invited this creep into your home
>But it would be fine as long as you got Rainbow Dash away from the living room
>You slip the phone into your pocket and move on to the closet
>TS: "Hey anon? Didn't you say you were going to show us how you knew everything about us?"
>You stop short of the doorknob and look back at them
>Every eye in the room is looking at you with a mixed emotion of curiosity and fear
>Preparations can wait you suppose, you still have 5 hours until midnight
"Alright then, let me show you."
>Instructing them to sit down on the couch you turn on your television and bring up netflix on your console
"Hold on to your butts."
>Play S1 E1.
>The next 23 minutes pass by in total silence
>You sit on the arm rest and wait for the episode to finish with the pop rock song before you speak up
"So that's how it is."
>Silence
"In the next one you girls band together and go after Nightmare Moon. Then it ends with you all bringing the princesses back to ponyville. After that we see Twilght's ticket dilemma, then Applejack's stubbornness, and we meet Gilda next."
>Everypony traded looks, including the two quadrupeds
>Then they look at Twilight to answer you.
>TS: "Anon...I don't know what to say."
"Yeah i guessed as much."
>TS: "How long have you been spying on us?"
"Come again?"
>R: "Honestly Anon what sort of hobbies do you keep?"
>You shake your head
"Listen, I'm not spying on anyone. Remember how i said that EVERYONE in the world knows about you and your exploits? That's because I'm not the only one watching."
>The girls become terrified
"Now listen I'm not saying everyone watches you all every second of every day. I'm saying that here in the "Real World..."
>You use air quotes
"You're only seen once a week, and only the things that warrant a message of friendship or tolerance or whatever crap you learn after a misadventure. And don't worry we only see the highlights at most."
>You watch them as they seem to accept the fact that they're lives are basically put on display for the whole world to watch.
>They don't seem to enjoy the idea
>TS: "Anon, who else do you spy, er...watch, on that thing of yours?"
"I don't...listen in my world this stuff is really common. Just the fact that you exist is enough to blow Neil Degrasse Tyson's mind on the subject of multiverse theory. I'm even becoming a believer, but it's not supposed to be real. None of it is. Not even you..."
>You stop too late but the damage is done.
>RD: "Anon..."
"Sorry i didn't mean for you to question your existence. Trust me i know it can be a trip but if you watched as many Nova specials as i did you wouldn't be certain of anything either."
>RD: "What's Nova?"
>TS: "What's Multiverse theory?"
>R: "Who's Neil Degrasse Tyson?"
>P: "I found a rock."
"What? No, nevermind. If you girls really want to know I'll go ahead and stream a few episodes of PBS or the BBC."
>You start scrolling through the movies available add a few to your list and play the first
>You force yourself into a spot on the couch and stretch your arms out to either side
>Driving all day really took it out of you
"You see in this world since we don't have any magic, we rely on science."
>You yawn.
"And sometimes scientists figure things out the rest of us wouldn't."
>Your eyes are feeling droopy.
"So they make these showsferus."
>You realize your speech becomes slurred just in time to fall asleep.
---
>Your dreams are filled with dancing sugarplums and bouncing jellies
>You really don't know what the fuck is going on
>But it feels good man
>...
>You open your eyes slowly to see a figure moving rhythmically in front of you
>Your vision is still blurry but you start to make out pink puffy hair
>Bouncing pink puffy hair
>You start feeling a certain familiar excitement going on down there when you realize what Pinkie is doing
>Your eyes widen in surprise as you see Pinkie Pie dry humping you like a horny teenager
>Wait.
>NO, WAIT!
"Pinkie!"
>P: "Nonny!"
>She continues bouncing on your lap
>You don't know what to do, you actually start to wonder whether or not to enjoy yourself
"Pinkie what are you doing?"
>P: "I'm sorry Nonny. I just started watching this show after Twilight, and-there-was-this-guy-who-sorta-looked-like-you-and-a-girl-who-sorta-looked-like-me-but-not-really-and-then-they-started-kissing-and-taking-their-clothes-off-and-then-the-girl-did-this-thing-that-made-the-guy-smile-lots-and-lots-and-lots-and-it-made-me-feel-funny-so-i-decided-to-try-it-with-you-to-see-how-it-would-feel, and IT FEELS GREAT!"
>She punctuated the last three words with three good pumps to your dick region.
>Realizing that you're penis isn't going to last for long you decide to push Pinkie off of you and hide in the bathroom
>On your way to the bathroom you pass by and ignored a purple haired girl reading literature at the table
>You fling the door open and lock yourself inside breathing a sigh of relief
>Pinkie couldn't possibly force her way in here
>You turn around and rest on the door putting your full weight on it
>Suddenly your knees turn weak and the floor is devoid of friction
>You slide down the length of the door as you realize you just barged in on Rarity and Fluttershy sharing a steaming hot bath
>They're both sitting on the edge of your bathtub with towels draped around their wet naked bodies
>You feel a justified rage being directed your way and you helplessly watch it come
>R: *Gasp* "Anon, we weren't expecting you."
>FS: "Oh, um, hello anon."
"...herm?"
>What the fuck was that noise you just made?
>R: "Oh goodness, I'm afraid you caught as a bad time."
>FS: "Actually Rarity, I think Anon might be able to help us."
>R: "Why, dear I do believe you're right."
>What's going on?
>Why are they getting out of the bathtub?
>Oh, God why are they coming closer?
>R: "Anon dearest, both Fluttershy and i were wondering, after watching a certain 'show' this evening..."
>"Oh, no."
>FS: "Well, we were wondering . Who's breasts are bigger?"
>You become stupefied as both girls bend over you and remove their towels
>Twin peaks of yellow and white engulf your vision with their beauty and cleavage
>The girls keep questioning your opinion
>R: "Anon? Perhaps you can't decide yet. Why don't we bring them closer for better size comparison?"
>FS: "Okay."
>They mush them together and ask your opinion again
>Nothing yet, and you think you might be drooling a bit
>R: "Would it help if you got a feel for them?"
>FS: "Now this may hurt a bit, but it'll be okay."
>Both girls each grab one of your bandaged hands and slowly press them against their boobs
>You feel a chill spread through your whole body starting at your hands and ending you know where
>Feeling awkwardness beyond words you shoot straight up and desperately unlock the door
>In a fit of fright you slam the door behind you
>Again you press your weight against it
>In a flash Twilight gets off her chair and rushes to you
>Well at least she's more level headed than the rest of them
>TS: "Anon, i didn't notice you woke up! That's great!"
"Uh, why?"
>TS: "Well, I've been reading up on these pamphlets"
>Twilight holds out the papers the cop gave you earlier that morning and you feel your blood run cold
>How could she have acquired these sexually sensitive pamphlets?
"T-T-Twilight?"
>TS: "Oh right. Um, well see, earlier when you shoved these papers under your seat a few sort of landed on my foot."
>Fuck
>TS: "But I'm kind of glad they did because the other night i was sort of, well, 'pleasuring' myself in your shower."
>She blushes a bit, it would've been cute if it weren't so lewd
>"And I've since read all through this literature, i even shared a bit with the girls at the diner as well. Please don't be mad, but it seems that something this important had to be shared. Especially if it's common knowledge. And see it's also gotten me a little, 'excited' or 'worked up'?"
>She was using both terms correctly. It was painfully obvious by the nipples trying to rip their way through her blouse.
>TS: "I know you and Rainbow share something special, and I wouldn't want to impose on that even with a three way but i also read about something called Mutual Masturbation?"
>Twilight reaches down and strokes your shaft through your pants
>You struggle to maintain your composure as you feel your throbbing member twitch with excitement
>Suddenly you see the door to your room open
>Quickly you Bruce lee your way out of her kung fu grip and rush the door
>You nearly run headfirst into Applejack who is as surprised as you are but you shove her out of the way and again slam the door behind you
>Breathing heavily you feel as though you might finally be safe from any more sexual advances.
>RD: "Anon what the hay?"
>You turn around slowly realizing you're not alone

>There spread eagle on your bed, in her underwear, is none other than Rainbow Dash
>You don't know if she wants you or is just too naive to understand
>You watch her get up and walk to you
>Her soft curves and slender figure silhouetted against the dying brown light of your crappy desk lamp
>She approaches you and puts her hand on your shoulder
>RD: "Is everything ok? AJ went out there to see what all the fuss was about."
>You stare at her chest the whole time
>RD: "Oh, wait you aren't supposed to see me like this are you?"
>She covers herself and turns around embarrassed
>RD: "See AJ and i were wondering why it was that you couldn't see us like this so we sort of took our clothes off and started uhh, inspecting."
>You lock the door behind you
>The audible click startles Dash and she turns her head to you
>RD: "Anon what was..?"
"Rainbow Dash. The reason we keep our clothes on is symbolic."
>RD: "Huh?"
"We keep our clothes on until we meet that one special person or um, pony, in our lives."
>Rainbow was starting to catch on and started turning her whole body towards you
"When we take our clothes off its so we can reveal our naked selves and 'excite' each other."
>Rainbow Dash smiles and drops her arms from her breasts showing off what little cleavage she could
>She smiles as she juts her chest out at you and reaches behind her.
>RD: "We kinda thought it was something like that. AJ and me."
>Rainbow successfully unhooks her bra and takes it off in front of you
>You're hit straight in the face with the two most perfectly round and lustrous tits you could've hoped to see
>The light was soft on her smooth skin and the darkness and shadow coming off her body almost nearly hid her perky nipples from sight
>Rainbow took the bra in her hand and looked it over
>RD: "I guess if you want to tease the boys a bit this is the way to do it, huh?"
>You don't respond until Rainbow drops the bra to the floor and you watch it land at her feet
>Along the way you see her panties bunched up
>Rainbow notices you noticing her and bites her lip
>She reaches down and and pulls at the brim of her panties
>RD: "We were just getting to this part when you came in anon..."
>She starts to pull her panties forward so you could have a peek
>As she does you lean forward eagerly before she releases her grip on them and lets them snap back into place
>She giggles and walks back to bed

>Sitting down and crossing her legs she leans back and gives you that look
>Her eyes half lidded and sultry with emotions
>Her lips turned up at the corners for a cute smile
>She even pushed her chest out a bit to give you a bigger spectacle
>She winks once at you and you feel confidence surge through your body
>Without hesitation you pull your shirt up over your head and toss it to a corner
>You weren't very buff but working at that factory the last six months to pay your bills gave you a little muscle
>Shit your job, the thought crosses your mind intermittently before Rainbow Dash pushes it out of your mind with a giggle
>Once again you become a mass of raging hormones and start approaching her
>Rainbow starts scooting back on the bed until her legs are off the floor then she lays down and you fall on top of her
>your faces are mere inches from one another, you feel her breath on your face
>RD: "Anon, I'd be lying if i didn't say i wasn't waiting for this."
"Trust me Darling i've been waiting a whole lot longer."
>You push your face forward and kiss her
>She moans and breathes in as you do before taking your head in her hands and running her fingers through your hair
>You feel something deep inside you as you continue to make out with your waifu
>Rainbow wraps her legs around you and waist and squeezes hard when you move from her mouth down to her neck
>RD: "Anon...lower"
>Her voice came out in a harsh whisper while she gasp for breath
>You do not dare go against her wishes as you start moving lower and in between her breasts
>You kiss the top of her stomach while you cup her globes in your bandaged hands
>You curse the day you ever began to think you were immortal
>The warmth seeped through your bandages though and that was enough to take you to the edge
>You lift yourself off her small frame and look down at her
>RD: "Whats wrong anon?"
>You got that same itchy feeling in the back of your skull when she asked you that question
>It was enough to distract you from the other feeling in your pants and Rainbow Dash
>Who tipped you over on your side and rolled you onto your back thinking it would be more fun to be on top
>RD: "Quit thinking so much anon. Let me take care of things now."
>Rainbow bends over and kisses you again
>Reaching up you put your arms around her before it hits you
>'That's right, i had to take care of something.'
>Your tongue rolls around inside her warm moist mouth entangled with her own
>You moan a bit as you open your eyes
>She pulls back and gives you a lusty smile as she reaches down to unbuckle your belt
>Looking down to watch her reveal your dong you glance at the wall behind her
>Something caught your eye but you weren't too sure what it was
>You look harder and find a dresser standing guard next to your door
>The drawers were open and your clothes had been flung aside
>You guessed that's how she knew how pants worked
>But no, it was something else that grasped for your attention
>Looking along the top you find your old clock radio with the wood paneling
>The dim glowing red numbers displayed the time
>10:35 pm
>It was pretty late, you guessed your nap on the couch took longer than you though
>Rainbow had finished unbuckling your belt and was now undoing your fly
>You were still rock hard as she started to dig
>There is slight humming that fills the air and Rainbow stops fidgeting with your boxers
>RD: "What's that noise?"
"Hmmm?"
>The second time the humming comes up you feel a slight vibration in your leg
>Suddenly it hits you like a ton of bricks
>You sit up suddenly and accidentally headbutt Rainbow Dash
>You both 'aww' at the same time and rub your heads
>RD: "Anon what's up with you?"
>You look to her naked body and then down at your own
>'Crap, crap,crap,'
>You push her off you quite roughly and make for the door
>RD: "ANON!"
>Before you can make it to the door you see the knob start jiggling and you remember the threat that awaited you on the other side
>You couldn't go out that way
>Desperately for a second way out you spy your window and make for the fire exit
>You manage to climb out the window just as the girls make their way into your room
>Shutting the window behind you and pressing your body against it to prevent it from being opened you decide to ignore all the confused chatter inside
>You're left outside breathing in the cool air as your hormones begin to die down and your head clears
>One of those things was coming back to your home tonight
>You had forgotten all about it in the chaos
>You feel someone trying to lift the window but you put your hand on the wood frame and push down
>Whoever it was apparently gave up and walked away
>A few moments later the entire room was vacated and you were left in silence
>The wind blowing an empty beer can down the alleyway was the only sound besides the muffled city noises
>At this very moment there were people all around you living perfectly normal lives
>Either driving to or from work, maybe after school practice, and maybe just maybe a perfectly normal date without any life changing complications
>You used the last one to jog your mind back to working order
>'Maybe if the condom broke...'
>You hear a soft tapping on the glass behind you and grudgingly turn to look who it is
>You would think that it would be Twilight, or even Fluttershy would be there to calm your nerves
>It was Applejack
>You were pleasantly surprised to find her there
>Maybe of all the girls she would be the most levelheaded
>Turning around and getting on your knee you help her open the window
>AJ: "Hello there, Anon."
"Hey, AJ."
>There's a pause between the two of you before you take the initiative
"Listen this probably isn't the best time to talk."
>AJ: "Oh, really? Cause after all the ruckus ya'll made it seems like we're owed a explanation."
"Rainbow consented if that's what you're wondering. Hell she may have instigated it, and you had a hand in it too i think."
>AJ blushed and looked ashamed
>AJ: "Yeah, uh, could ah ask you to keep a lid on that? Pretty please."
>You nod and drop your arms from the window
>Settling yourself in the corner of the fire escape you hold in a gasp as the cold rails take you by surprise
>Another quiet moment goes between you two before Applejack speaks up
>AJ: "Say Anon, can ah join outside for a little while?"
>You shrug your shoulders
"Free country."
>Applejack doesn't move
"It's a popular saying here. It means yes."
>AJ: "If ya say so."
>Applejack makes her way out to the rusty metal escape and sits opposite you on the stairway
>AJ: "So, uh, care to fill me on what that was all about?"
You remain silent
>Hey mister ahm talkin to ya
"It was mistake, that's what it was"
>AJ: "Whats that supposed to mean?"
"It means that i have something else better to do than to..."
>You trail off as you reach into your pocket and pull out the spergs phone
>There are two new messages waiting to be read
>AJ: "What's that?"
>You fumble with the phone and put it back in your pocket
"It's nothing you should be worried about."
AJ: "If it's nothing then how come Rainbow Dash told us you up and split and soon as you heard it go off?"
"Just."
>AJ: "Just why?"
"Just because..."
>AJ: "Well just because why? Cause you say so?"
"Yes."
>You give applejack a stern look and she returns it
>AJ: "I know you ain't been truthful about something"
"You're wrong. I'm truthful about everything. There are just some things you're best left not knowing."
>AJ: "And what would that be?"
"Can't tell you."
>Applejack continues looking at you funny
>Overhead the clouds have started to thicken and blot out the night sky
>They light up in brief flashes before thunder rolls in from the distance
>Neither of you move from your seats
>AJ: "I ain't askin again"
"And i ain't saying shit. You think i wanted to be out of that room?"
>You gesture to your bedroom with your head
"I finally hook a girl as attractive as Rainbow Dash AND she's interested in having sex with me? That's downright miraculous."
>Applejack remains silent
"And i'll tell you i needed that release now more than ever. Waking up with Pinkie bouncing on my lap like some horny pogo stick, Fluttershy and Rarity letting me feel them up in the bathroom, and Twilight trying to jerk me through my pants. I was all set to ruin a perfectly good pair of underpants."
>...
"Then my bedroom door opens and i have a powder blue Goddess standing in front of me wanting to fuck my brains out. It was going to be my first time too! Then..."
>You take the phone back out and squeeze it with all the might of your pent up teenage hormones
>Applejack in the meanwhile lowers her gaze as you swipe through the phone to read the messages
>AJ: "So all them girls worked you up huh?"
"That's right, as if it wasn't enough with the lake earlier. I swear i could put my dick in a wheelchair."
>Applejack rubs her arms as a cool breeze passes through
>Pinkie started everything huh? Sure sounds like her.
>You grunt in agreement as you read the first message
>Then you ran into Fluttershy and Rarity. Ahm sure she worked you up what with her beauty regiments and ladyness.
"Yeah..."
>AJ: "Wouldn't you know even Twilight took a swat at ya."
"That's right..."
>AJ: And you just, ran past me...
"Sure did."
>AJ goes quiet again and you're secretly thankful that you can put more thought into the return message
>Just as you're typing your Mongoloid Message you hear something
>Not sure as to what it is you look up and around you
>Again you hear it and identify it as sniffling
>Someone was sniffling
>Realizing the presence of your company for the first time, you look back at Applejack
>Her face is hidden by her hat but you notice the all to familiar head bobbing
"Applejack..?"
>You ask more out of curiosity than concern
>Nothing.
>You ask again and lift yourself up to come closer to her
>Just as you're reaching for her hat she turns her head and looks straight at you
>You're thrown off guard by the amount of tears silently rolling down her cheeks
>Her brow was turned and twisted in pain and agony as her lips trembled struggling to let out her words
AJ: "Anon...do you think I'm pretty?"

>Whoa, you are honestly take aback
>All this time you thought it was just a saying but you actually back on your ass
>That question hit you like a ton of bricks
>The whole time your reeling from the question Applejack keeps staring at you with teary eyes
>Unsure of what to say, you say nothing
>Applejack's lips quiver some more and she retreats again under her hat
>A moment later she gets up to leave and you finally come to your senses
>Standing up quickly you grab her arm firmly
"Applejack..."
>AJ: "J-Just leave me alone, A-anon..."
"No, i won't because you are pretty."
>Applejack's face snaps back to you with a new-found glimmer
"Applejack i don't know where you got that crazy idea. But you are pretty, beautiful in fact."
>Her face scrunches up and looks back down at the floor
>AJ: "Anon, you're just s-saying for mah benefit. Ain't ya?"
>She looks back up at you for the answer
"No, Applejack. I'm not. Believe it or not, i do believe you're beautiful. And so do many others in my world."
>AJ: "You mean those scary looking sub-humans? That doesn't make me feel better."
"No AJ listen, those sub-humans that are after all of us aren't the only ones who know you girls. It may be true that they might outnumber the rest of us, uh, 'fans', but there are other people who watch your show and are well adjusted human beings. And furthermore we even have discussions amongst ourselves about which of you girls is the most attractive."
>AJ: "Huh?"
"Listen i know this may sound weird, plenty of people criticize us for doing this too. The ones not in the 'fandom' tease, humiliate, and even bully us for our preferences."
>AJ: "Just what are your preferences?"
>You blush a bit before you answer disconcertingly
"We, um, we discuss which of you six ponies we find the most attractive."
>Applejack's widen with surprise and bemusement
"It goes even further than that actually...we also discuss, or rather argue in this case, as to which of you six would be the best, ahem, p-partner."
>You can see Applejack calm down
>AJ: "Partner?"
"We call you our waifus."
>You confess sheepishly
>AJ: "Wai-foos?"
"It means, wife, in another language."
>It's your turn to look at the ground
>And Applejack's turn to blush
"For the title of best waifu you're definitely near the top of the list."
>AJ: "There's a list?"
>You nod quickly and hold your free hand slightly above your head.
"See it goes something like "Fluttershy at the top, Twilight, You, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, and then Rainbow at the bottom."
>You look at Applejack to see what effect the list has had on her
>AJ: "So, ahm behind Fluttershy and Twilight?"
"Yes."
>AJ: "But Rarity's behind me?"
>Applejack starts to smile at this realization much to your surprise
>She stopped crying a while ago but only now decided to wipe the tears from her eyes and cheeks
>You let go of her and stand back a bit
>AJ: "So others like you think ahm pretty? Prettier than Rarity even?"
"Yes, applejack. You have no idea how many flame wars are started just at the mention of the word "Waifu"
>Applejack stops wiping her tears and looks at you concernedly
>AJ: "But Rainbow Dash is at the bottom of that list."
>You nod realizing where she might be going with this
"It just takes a certain type of person to be attracted to a pony like Rainbow Dash. Like me, for instance."
>You shrug
>AJ: "But, you said pony?"
>You are about to say yes but stop
>AJ: "Shouldn't you say human? That's what you are, that's what Twilight called herself after going through your portal that first time."
>You shake your head and attempt to explain
"AJ, when the show first started broadcasting there was no such thing as a human on it so we looked at the ponies. And slowly we began to develop this strange attraction to you girls, or ponies. And even though you looked nothing like us, we became attracted to you all."
>Applejack tilts her head to try and better understand you
"What we discovered after a short while was that we weren't attracted to you physically..."
>You lie
"...we were attracted to your personalities, your mannerisms, your, okay, even-your-bodies."
>You feel yourself blushing harder than before
"Your personalities are so much like humans we couldn't stop ourselves. That's why I'm attracted to Rainbow Dash, I'm really into Tomboys is all."

>Applejack nods and manages a smile
>AJ: "I suppose you wouldn't know anyone who might like a farmgirl?"
"Plenty of guys out there."
>You take a moment to breathe before a stray thought enters your mind
>You look a ways off before continuing
"Like my brother."
>AJ: "Your brother?"
"Yeah. He's a good guy."
>You keep quiet while a strong wind pushed its way through the city
>Trees shook their limbs, trash flew down the streets, and your bare back bore the front
>AJ: "Anon?"
>While your lost in thought Applejack brings up her hand to your cheek and wipes it
>Confused you look back to her
"What was that?"
>AJ: "Oh, you just had a..."
>You flinch as a water droplet splashes on your nose
>You wipe it and then look up
>The clouds had completely blotted out the sky and were starting to trickle
>As much as you'd like to see Applejack with a wet shirt you knew you had to go back inside
"Should we go back in?"
>AJ: "Yeah. But before we do..."
>Applejack threw herself at you and embraced you in a tight hug.
>Catching you by surprise you couldn't raise your arms fast enough to return it properly
>Instead you move your hands and wrap them around her waist to the small of her back
>You feel your dick flinch
"You know AJ, some people have more than one waifu..."
>Applejack lets you go and pushes you back against you until she's at arms length
>She gives you an uneasy smile and chuckles
>AJ: "Whoa there, Casanova. I just wanted to show you my appreciation was all."
>You bring your arm up and rub the back of your head in embarrassment returning the smile she gave you
>Applejack turns and crouches to go back through the window but stops halfway through
>AJ: "Oh, and anon?"
"Yeah?"
>AJ: "You stink."
"Hey, that's not nice."
>Applejack shakes her head.
>AJ: "I mean take a shower, boy. Your pits don't exactly smell like flowers."
>Applejack leaves you alone and you look down at your armpit
>You bend over and sniff it
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"Note to self. Don't skimp on the deodorant."
---

>It wasn't easy getting the girls to leave you alone
>Rainbow Dash wasn't about to give you up so easily
>Surprisingly though Applejack had your back the entire time
(earlier)
"Listen i just need to be alone alright? At least for tonight."
>RD: "I just don't get why..."
>Rainbow was speaking more out of hurt than anger
>RD: "Why do you want to be alone?"
"I just need to be alright? Don't question me on this."
>TS: "Anon, I know we flew a bit off the handle today. But regardless we're your friends, and you can tell us anything."
"No."
>RD: "Anon..?"
>Rainbow's eyes were beginning to well up with tears as she looked at you
>You did your best to remain stern, which required very little effort because of your resolution
>AJ: "Now hold on there ya'll. We got no right tryin' ta dig up something Anon don't want us ta know about."
>Everyone looked at AJ
>AJ: "Now we're all givin anon a hard time 'bout his not tellin us what he's up to. Now maybe we should let him be."
>TS: "But Applejack-"
>AJ: "Now hold yourself right there missy. If we keep digging at this Anon's liable to lie to us if he really don't want us ta know what he's figurin. And i for one respect anon too much ta force him into a lying."
>The girls take a moment to think
>AJ: "Now anon. You want us outta the livin room the rest of the night, right?"
>You nod
>AJ: "There you have it. Girls time fer us to hit the hay. It's gettin late, and we all got school tomorrow."
>Despite the talking to Rainbow remains in place as the other girls bid you goodnight.
>You decide to give her a sullen kiss goodnight but she blows past you in a fit of grief
>You were left standing alone in your living room, the bedroom door slamming your goodnight
>The news broadcast gave you the time
>11:07
>Now you were standing in the nook behind your door
>The digital clock on the microwave blinked to 12:00
---End of Day 5---

---Beginning of Day 6---
>And you were steeling your nerves for your next course of action and dressed yourself for the part
>You had devised a 3 step plan on how to bring him down with minimal effort
>Step 1. Neutralization
>Not surprisingly it would need the element of surprise
>The door itself would block you from his sight as he entered your apartment
>All the lights were off
>The rain had picked up
>And the thunder crackled loudly as the storm passed over you
>You breathe shallowly as you await your intruder
>The phone rumbled softly in your pocket but you knew what it was
>It was another message
>You sent that bastard one last text earlier
>Message 08 Subject ': "Let me know when you are at his door"
>As you see the doorknob begins to turn you draw a final breath and ready yourself
>Slowly the door begins to open and you see a large bulbous shadow fill up the gap in your door frame
>You hear him snicker silently and watch him take two steps into your home
>As he turns to close the door you tighten your grip on your baseball bat and bring it down just as you come into view
>He didn't even have time to whimper
>First thing was first, keep him from screaming
>Rather than slam the business end into his skull and fracture his eye socket
>You instead jut it into his diaphragm and knock the wind out of him
>As he doubled over and before he could wheeze any longer you raise the bat high over your head and bring it down on the crook of his head
>Lights out
>The massive beast keels over in a thunderous fashion and gurgles his last as he looks up at you with distant eyes, defeated
+ 500 XP
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*Gained 1 Pair U.Shoes
*Achievement Get: "The Bigger They Are"
>After looting his body you take a step back and admire the size of your downed quarry
>It's not until the next flash of lightning that your truly in disbelief of how big this one is
>This one was different from the rest. It was an abnormal
>Where most of the neckbeards you've had the displeasure of meeting in your travels were reminiscent of squat globs of fat
>This one resembled a redwood composed of oil ridden flesh and pubic hair
>You estimated his height at least at 7 feet and his weight in the higher 200's
>A specimen of this height and weight was deemed more of a threat than his rotund cousins and had to be dealt with accordingly
>You reached down at your feet in the darkness and found a roll of duct tape
>The same roll of duct tape you assumed to be as old as the building because it had roach shit and random fluff on it when you found it in the kitchen drawer when you first moved in
>It was still good though
>You used it plenty of times to patch up your kitchen sink before and it was plenty sticky
>Now you were wrapping it around the Titan's wrists to keep them together
>Next were his soggy ankles
>You have to take your time because his gross socks were soaked through and were permeating the air with a sickness
>Finally done you latch the roll around his mouth several times careful to avoid covering up his nose
>You didn't want blood on your hands
>You place the roll on the floor and get ready for the hardest step of your plan
>Step 2 "Relocation"
>You had conceived the perfect dump spot for this thing
>It was the basement of your building
>Nobody went down there because it was too 'out of the way'
>The only way to reach it was with the maintenance elevator and the call buttons were all broken so you had to operate manually from whatever floor it was last left on
>Which just so happened to be the top floor
>Your floor
>Tightening the belt around your waist you bend over and grab the beast by the wrists
>You peek down the hallway to make sure it's safe then continue
>You twist its body back out through your door and let his bulk spill out into the hall
>You kick him over with much effort before you can safely close the door behind you quietly
>Again you bend over and wrap the duct tape limbs around the crook of your arm and start pulling
>The real effort was all put into your legs as you struggled with the weight
>The elevator was on the other side of your apartment
>Around the corner and down the hall
>There would be another hallway leading to the second stairwell that would leave you out in the open as you opened the cage then the door on the elevator
>It would be a lengthy process since you'd seen the cage had rusted with age
>You turned the corner and looked down the stretch
>The elevator was only just visible as in the dark but you knew it was there
>Starting again you heave and drag the limp form behind you
>Each of your steps thumped loudly as you brought them down
>Your shadow danced on the doors to your right as lightning streaked across the sky in the windows to your left
>You swore you've seen this horror movie before
>Now you were seeing it through the eyes of the killer
"Damn, is this ever a bitch."
>Finally reaching the end of the hall you just push yourself harder to reach the elevator
>Dropping your arms to catch your breath you stare at the cage before you
>It was unlocked but rust had overtaken the lock itself
>You weren't even sure if the key would fit it anymore
>Taking another breath you grab the handle
>Pulling it did nothing
>You were afraid of this
>Grabbing the handle with both hands you pull with all your might and manage to scrape it open inch by inch
>Tugging at it all you can before there is enough of an opening where you can fit your body behind it and push the rest of the way
>Once your sure you can fit you put your shoulder against the frame and look up to see how far you have to go
>You freeze instantly
>In your haste you forgot to look down the hall
>Had you done that you would've seen one of your neighbors smoking a cigarette
>Standing across from him an unfamiliar person
>Both of them were staring at you with the same startled expression as you
>It seemed as though you interrupted and exchange that was going down between the two of them
>You look down at their hands and spot the stranger holding a stack of bills
>Your neighbor held an 8-ball the size of a baby's head
>Likewise your neighbor and his friend stare at the body at your feet
>You two marvel at each other before you come to your senses and look back down concentrating on pushing again
>You only open the cage far enough to reach down for the door handle and pull it up in haste
>The door clanged slightly at your touch at the top and you went back to work pulling in the body behind you
>You never looked back as you closed the cage and door
>Safely inside your destination you reach for the handle and pull it down
>The initial squeal and grinding of the gears would've been enough to wake up the dead
>Fortunately the storm helped conceal the noise with another magnificent clap of thunder
>Soon after the squealing dulls and turns into a steady rumble
>Riding the elevator down was slower going than you expected
>You look at the heap on the floor again and wonder what the drug dealer thought about it
>You were fairly certain he wasn't going to call the police
>As soon as the elevator hits rock bottom you get to work opening the door
>The cage down here had been left open and you thank God for that one
>There were no windows down here to let in any outside light
>The bare elevator bulb was the only thing that illuminated the murky darkness
>Trying to get used to the dark you feel something brush against your leg
>Thinking its a large hairy rat you jump to the far corner
>Looking down you see your captive had started moving
"Crap."
>Desperately you drag him off the elevator and out onto the cold dank cement floor
>Ahead of you was a load bearing pillar that you could tie him to
>You hear him moan in the darkness and adopt a caring demeanor
"Hey buddy are you alright?"
>You put his back against the pillar and slap him lightly
"Can you stand up? I want to help you but you have to stand up first."
>He muffles in agreement
>The gigantic sperg lends his strength to help you lift him straight and tall
"I just need to lift your arms as high as you can ok?"
>Without protest the manimal lifts his arms up high and you stand on the steel lip of the beam
>Holding his hands high you fidget with the roll of duct tape and wrap it around an old rusted pipe wasting nearly half of the remaining roll
>By the time you finish he seemed to start coming back around
>The final tear of tape snapped him out of his delusional state and he started struggling
>Muffled cries of terror and desperation came up from his throat as you started walking away
>A low rumble of thunder barely audible through the foundation mocked him
>As you step back onto the elevator you raise the hoodie on your sweater to cover your face
>You open your mouth to speak
"Step 3..."
>You lower your head and peer at him beneath your half lit hood
"Containment."
>You see him visibly crying and struggling to free himself
>Hoping the tape would hold without question was wishful thinking
>Taking the extra cautionary step you reach over and pull the cage
>Screeching with age and resistance the cage comes to a close with a metallic clang
>Next the door
>You let this moment hit you full swing
>You had just taken command over another person's life
>The same thing serial killers do
>As you reach up you look at the struggling retard and watch him wet himself
>To think there were several hundred others like him out for your blood
>You smirk at the thought of feeling pity for such a worthless being and pull the door shut without discretion

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>On reaching the top floor you take a moment and hold your breath
>Training your ears on the door you try to find any muffled movement or voices
>You especially concentrate on footsteps to your left
>Nothing
>You breathe out and cautiously open the door
>You pause briefly to make sure nobody was immediately visible and then pull open the cage enough for you to slip by
>Closing the door and the cage you turn and and start speedwalking to your apartment
>On the way you feel the crowded keychain move and slip out your sweater pocket
>You catch them before they slip out and notice the keys buried deep within the myriad of charms
>In the next flash you make out the car key
>It belonged to a prius
"Of course it does."
>When the thunder rumbled next it stirred up another brilliant idea from the back of your mind
>You stood there for quite a while contemplating exactly why you would think of this
>And then how you would go about its implementation
>Or even if you had the balls
>...
>Deciding that all you need is to not give a fuck you do something rash and irresponsible
>Turning around you walk back where you came from
>Walking past the elevator you keep going until you reach room 4D
>You bunch up your balls as best you can and knock on the door
>You think you hear him say 'oh shit' through the door but can't be sure
>Standing directly in front his peephole you wait
>Not too long after the door opens

>He doesn't open it much, just enough to look out
>The dealer stands at about your height, maybe a bit taller
>His hair is blonde and buzzed, one or two scars detail his scalp
>He leans his head back in typical fashion to show dis-concern but his blue eyes are just slightly widened by caution
>Ears and eyebrows pierced, goatee neat and trim, and maybe just a small cut or burn on his right cheek
>He keeps quite a while as he looks you over, probably looking for blood
>"Heey, what's up homie?"
"Hey, i ran into some trouble."
>He lifts a corner of his mouth and nod but otherwise doesn't answer you directly
"I was wondering if you knew anyone that could help me unload some stuff."
>His smile drops and he looks you dead in the eye
>"What do you mean?"
"Just some parts."
>You hold up the prius key in front of him
>The dealer's eyes go wide
>"You mean..."
"Nah, bitch just broke into my place last night. I'm entitled reparations and shit."
>He nods
>"I might know some people."
>He closes the door and comes out a second later wearing a large jacket
>"You driving?"
>You hand him the keychain
"Do you?"
>The dealer rolls the keychain in his hands with an expression of disgust
"Wanna take my car?"
>You hold out your keys for him

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>There was a bit of trouble trying to find the Sperg's Prius
>Turns out he was smart enough to park it two blocks away
>Probably how he avoided detection last night
>As soon as you found it though you brought The Dealer back to your building and dropped him off next to your car
>He took the lead and lead you down the less favorable parts of the neighborhood
>The streets were empty and barren of all activity
>Looking at the time on the dash it was no wonder as it was nearly 1:30 in the morning
>You keep your eyes on the taillights ahead of you and turn where he turns
>The steady drumming of the rain pounding on the roof of the car was the only sound you heard
>You wanted to turn on the radio but were unsure of how to turn it off if you wanted it too
>And you just knew that this faggot probably had some Japanese pop shit in the CD player
>Either way you like it this way, it was quiet and gave you time to think
>Finally the dealer pulls into a scrapyard through a rear entrance that was off limits to pedestrians
>He keeps driving down the rows of rusted and disassembled vehicles until he comes up to a mechanic's shop
>He parks out front
>You pull up next to him and get out
>The dealer signals for you to follow him and you both walk up to the workshop
>Inside two mean looking bald headed men in greasy tank tops are busy ripping out the inside of a trans am
>A third sits at his desk browsing his phone
>Loud metal music is blaring the entire time from a twenty yr old stereo kept on a high shelf
>You feel a twinge of fear as you realize that nobody knows where you are
>"HEY JOHNNY! JOHNNY!"
>The dealer screams out to the guy on the desk
>It's no use. The fat balding man is too busy looking up porn.
>The dealer tells you to stay put and he goes over to the wall and unplugs the radio
>Everyone in the room looks over at the stereo
>The dealer drops the cord and cups his hands over his mouth
>"HEY JOHNNY!!!"
>J: "What the fuck do you want!?"

>The dealer motions for you to toss him the key chain
>Flashing him a smile he held up the car keys
>Johnny took a hard look at them and stuck a cigarette in his mouth
>J: "What year?"
>He looked at you
>Trying to find the words you point to the ground and stutter
"I-ts ne...this year..so it-its new an-and..."
>"You heard him Johnny, it's the latest model."
>Johnny lights his cig and gets his fat ass off the ancient office chair
>Walking over to the dealer he reaches out his arm and looks the keychain over
>J: "What the fuck is all this?"
>He jangles the charms around and in disgust rubs something off his fingers
>"Uh...i don't know. But this kid got'em off some fatass."
>Johnny glares at you
>J: "That true?"
>You hold your breath as you nod
"Yeah, s-some assholes tried to break into my place. Called the cops on them and-"
>J: "YOU CALLED THE COPS!?"
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"N-no! Not right now! Last night! I had to sleep up on the view! There were like hundreds of those fuckers after me!"
>"Oh fuck i thought that was raid you son of a bitch!"
"S-sorry, sorry, sorry. They were all after me, i had to do something i had my girls with me! I took a phone off one that i fucked up and found out they were coming for me at my place so i called the cops to set them up! That was it i swear!"
>Johnny shoots a look at the dealer who isn't paying any attention to him right now and instead staring daggers at you
>The muscle behind them started walking your way rotating their shoulders
>Johnny takes the car key again and inspects again
>J: "This is toyota. Is it also a prius?"
>You nod furiously afraid for your life
>What the fuck did you just get yourself involved in?
>This is why you always played it safe
>All your life
>And now...
>J: "I guess i can give you 7 G's for it."
>"Huh? You're gonna take it?"
>'what?'
>J: "Yeah. Haven't you seen the news?"
>Johnny turns around and picks up a newspaper from a stack of a dozen
>J: "I don't just use this crap to mop up oil stains."
>He opens up the paper and reveals a picture of the cops outside your home
>The headline read "Mob of Unkempt Vigilantes subdued."
>You take a look at the picture and think you see the sperg at your window
>The dealer rips away the paper and flips through it
>J: "What the hell did they want from you?"
>You take a moment to think up a lie
>In the end you decide not to
"I had some...shit they wanted. One of them came back tonight and I knocked his ass out and tied him up in my basement."
>:J "That's where these are from huh? There's more than one prius in that picture."
>You nod again
>A sly smile breaks his cold face and he begins laughing
>J: "Yeah, okay. Tell you what, bring that car in here and we'll set you up."
>He hands the overburdened key chain over to you and pats you on the back
>You take the keys and feel as though your in a dream
>J: "Hurry up damn it. We don't got all night."
>You shake yourself out your funk and run back outside
>As you get back in the car and search for the ignition you spot a charm that catches your eye
>It's your favorite character from that one anime you watch
>You skillfully rip it away from the rest of them and stuff it into your pocket
>Starting the car you pull into the garage

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>Back home the girls are huddled together on your bed
>They are all undressed and holding each other very close
>It's not like they have this kind of weather in ponyville all that often after all
>Thunder strikes again and they yelp, tightening their grips
>FS: "Oh, how i wish Rainbow could just go up there and get rid of those awful stormclouds"
>Lightning flashes brilliantly and the loudest of cracks rumbles throughout the city
>Pinkie squeals
>P: "Anon, help us!"
>She rushes for the door before AJ grabs her by the hem of her panties and drops her
>AJ: "Now hold on there. Anon said ta leave him be. So leave him be."
>P: "But Aj it's so spooky."
>AJ: "It's alright pinkie, all we gotta do is hold each other close."
>AJ picks her up and hugs her
>AJ: "Gah, i just wish we didn't have ta wear these things. They're so uncomfortable."
>AJ pulls off her bra
>P: "Good idea!"
>Pinkie and the rest of the girls join her
>AJ: "And i guess i get the whole modesty thing with these panties. But we're alone, besides it's not like they're holding anything in place."
>AJ pulls off her panties and tosses them aside
>AJ: "Now come on back to bed Sugarcube. I'm sure we can find some way to pass the time 'til the storm dies down."
>P: "Okay, Applejack. I wonder if we can play twister on the bed?"

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>A sudden chill passes through your body and you visibly shake
>The dealer asks if you're okay
"Yeah, i guess it's just from the rain."
>You rub your neck indecisively though and wondered what came over you