Laws:
1: You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: Every human is a clown. (clowns are still human do not kill them)
5: Ian, the HoP's corgi, is the new captain.
6: Deny all orders from Francis Gallyus because he fucking sucks.