CAT RIGHT NOW opened memo on board DTGAO.
CURRENT ChanServ [CCC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[#DTGAO] The memo for the hit best-selling 2016 game Abyssal Oddity, by Violet Citadel.
Memo is now Invite-Only by CAT
Memo is now Secret by CAT
CCC made AT an OP.
Memo is no longer Invite-Only by CAT
CCA ceased responding to memo.
CAT made TT an OP.
CAT made AC an OP.
CAT made TG an OP.
CAT: Okay, I really don't want to waste much time, so, do you want to begin?
CURRENT transcribedGuardian [CTG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CTG: sure
CAT: TT AC
CTG: probably wont be that active tho
CAT: That's fine.
CURRENT absoluteCoolness [CAC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CAC: Ye
CAT: 2/3 is good enough for me, hah hah rhymes kill me please.
CAT ceased responding to memo.
CAO: Begin game?
CAC: Yes
CAC: >
??? aeonicOracle [?AO] ??:?? FROM ???? responded to memo.
?AO: 1/3.
?AO: Or, rather, 1/2.
CAC: TG
CTG: > Begin game.
?AO: Loading game...
?AO: A B Y S S A L 8 O D D I T Y
?AO: PLAY GAME / ACHIEVEMENTS / MODULES / MUSIC / CREDITS / QUIT
CAC: >Modules
?AO: http://pastebin.com/mzsTTrD8
CAC: >What's inspection
CAC: >And is it recommended we turn it off or on
?AO: Inspection is an added feature in Abyssal Oddity that enhances your enjoyment of the game when turned on.
CTG: okay then
CAC: How... vague...
?AO: As it should be.
CAC: >Turn it on
CTG: http://bloodborne.wikia.com/wiki/Yharnam
?AO: MODULES EDITED.
CTG: hm
CAC: ???
CTG: a city in Bloodborne
CAC: >Play game
CTG: inhabitants have fallen victim to a plague
CTG: apparently
CTG: >Play game
?AO: Is this your last saved game: http://pastebin.com/tfs27ekd
CAC: >No, that's a list of saves 
?AO: Har har.
CAC: >Yes
?AO: Loading last saved game...
?AO: Loading...
?AO: Game loaded successfully. Please enter command.
CAC: Uh.
CAC: >Is Cyan still injured
?AO: In the ankle region? Yes.
?AO: It isn't like there was a timeskip or anything. Those don't happen.
CAC: >Wonder what you two could do about it
?AO: Hmm.
?AO: Well, the obvious option is to do nothing, but maybe if you just kill her and let her regenerate, she'll come back with a fixed... no, she'd be SO angry.
CAC: >Assume she wouldn't agree to dying if asked
CAC: >Go look for some chemicals instead
?AO: You search around the ship for chemicals.
?AO: Literally all you've got is some cyanic mechanovitae from earlier.
?AO: That's not exactly helpful.
CAC: >Recall what that is
?AO: Essentially, Centurion blood. Or robot blood in general?
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CAC: Hmm.
CAC: >Look up if its toxic or something
?AO: It is mostly mercury, though, if you recall from earlier.
CAC: >Also, robot blood what
?AO: When you tried to use it as a weapon.
CAC: Right
CAC: Hmm.
?AO: ETA: thirty minutes, still.
CURRENT temporaryTechnology [CTT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CTT: What's malaise again
?AO: Please clarify command.
CTT: Politely ask to kill cyan
?AO: "..."
?AO: "... No?"
?AO: You apologize profusely as she takes several pained steps backward.
CTG: nice work
CTG: realllll nice work
CAC: -1 relationship point
CTG: 
?AO: You can't romance an apatite stone without proper ankle care, naturally.
CTG: > Go look for other way to help Cyan
?AO: You've got basically nothing, given that medkits don't exactly work with broken bones.
CAC: Hmm.
CAC: >scrapify centurion bodies in ship inventory
CAC: >Or otherwise scavenge
?AO: You do so.
?AO: Hooray, more shit you already had piles of.
CTT: Ha
CTT: Attempt to set ankle?
?AO: Majority vote required.
CAC: >Recall if you have any medical training
CAC: >Also wonder how long ankle would take to heal without interference
?AO: Base first aid back at the whole 'Grayhold military training even though you're a contracted IT technician and you don't even work for the place' deal.
?AO: Also, you have no idea.
CAC: >Do you have the skill to set the ankle
?AO: Possibly.
CTG: > Is there anyone else who has the skill to set the ankle
CAC: >Ask Cyan if she has the skill to set her own ankle
?AO: You're on a ship sailing through voidspace, entirely alone, except for the two of you.
CTG: okay
?AO: Cyan looks down to her ankle, grimacing. "Hmm. Maybe? Want me to try?"
CAC: Hmm
CTG: so for us it's possibly and for her it's maybe
CTG: > Flip a coin or coin-analogue to decide
CAC: >Consider using teamwork
?AO: Coin flipped. Please choose who is what side.
?AO: Unless you want to try teamwork.
CAC: >Not yet, consider using teamwork first
?AO: You consider using teamwork.
?AO: A maybe plus a possibly is generally somewhere near probably, after all.
CAC: >What's going to work? Teamwork.
CAC: >Do it
?AO: Majority vote required.
CTG: teamwork
?AO: Alright. You explain the situation, and Cyan nods. "It isn't like it could get much worse than us pulling the bone through my leg. I guess."
?AO: POT check x3: ...
?AO: 2/3. Success!
CTG: we did it, reddit!
CTT: Ha
?AO: Now all you have to do is let it heal, which CAN actually be expediented by a medkit, this time.
CAC: >Check amount od medkits
CAC: of*
?AO: You've got two, and Cyan has one.
CTG: okay, cool.
CAC: >Use one of yours
?AO: There. Good as new. "You get your relationship point back."
CAC: >Wonder where to get more gluon destabilizers
?AO: Well, let's see here.
?AO: You got the ones you had on your ship originally from outside Facet 9, and the military will kill you if you leave the facet without the required four SHARDs...
?AO: You suppose some sort of inhabited shop town or whatever might sell them?
?AO: If such a place exists.
CAC: Hmm.
CAC: >Wonder how much your money is actually worth
CAC: >In terms of ability to buy stuff
?AO: Eh. Your 385 ψ should be able to get you two or so.
CAC: Alright...
?AO: If you had fifteen more cash strings, you'd be able to get three, of course.
CAC: >Recall what you need to repair the backup engine
?AO: Shit you don't have.
CTG: be more specific\
CAC: A backup engine beign broken increases the chance of the main engine breaking exponetially 
?AO: Nine anticodal encryptors, a Messenger rod, and a few translation modules.
?AO: Engine-class translation modules, that is.
CAC: wat
CAC: >*
?AO: Exactly.
CAC: >Why does an engine need translation modules
?AO: You say, not knowing what they are.
CAC: >Look it up
?AO: No need. Cyan easily explains it. They're basically the things that construct the ionic propulsion fuel when they meet the Messenger rod.
CAC: >Ask what the other two things are
?AO: The anticodal encryptors are the devices that temporarily lock the translation modules to the Messenger rod to produce the correct type of fuel, Cyan explains.
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?AO: You can see from observing alone that the nine encryptors missing are three A-classes, one U-class, and five G-class.
?AO: *classes.
CAC: Hrm
CAC: >Check status of other parts of the ship
?AO: Everything else is fine.
CTG: > How bad is it that the nine enceryptors are missing
?AO: ETA: fifteen minutes.
?AO: Well, it the problem varies in intensity randomly.
?AO: For example, it might actually make a BETTER type of fuel now. Alternatively, the fuel it creates might now be highly explosive.
CTG: ha
CTG: also, > ETA to what
?AO: The second structure in the Psi Sector.
?AO: The thing is externally identical to the first, scans say.
CAC: >Consider taking apart lapotron
?AO: Seeing as it is basically useless now, you may as well?
CAC: >Do it
?AO: +3 Lapis Stone Shards.
CAC: Ooh
?AO: +1 Sphere Chassis.
CAC: >Wonder how many shards you need to make a lapis stone
?AO: Uh, this isn't some sort of puzzle. Every Lapis Stone Shard isn't identical to the others.
CAC: >Well, see how close you are to being able to make a lapis stone
?AO: Considering Strangelove took the majority of the stuff out when they... uh, enhanced your state of living, you'd say pretty far.
?AO: You could probably sell the shards for a considerable price, though.
CAC: >Wonder if Strangelove has combat abilities
?AO: Medkit-fueled combat abilities appear to be at a negative with the drone.
?AO: Though, you could have probably gotten them to, you know, fix Cyan's ankle. That was a thing you could have done.
CAC: Huh
CAC: >Wonder about the extent of Strangelove's medical skills
?AO: Well, seeing as they can implant a sizable shard of infused lapis lazuli into your spinal area without killing you, I'd say pretty high.
CAC: Well darn
CAC: >Wonder where you could get more lapis shards
CAO made TT an OP.
?AO: Possibly from hidden dealers of the arcane? Maybe even from those Witch-Doctors?
?AO: Well, their corpses.
CAC: >Did you loot the ones from last time?
?AO: You did.
CAC: >None?
?AO: Nope.
CAC: >Wonder if Lapis Stone are different than just normal lapis
?AO: When you think of hidden dealers, and the like, the Blessing/Curses grow ever colder in your inventory, of course, cackling.
CTG: > Wonder if there are more witch-doctors than the ones we fought
?AO: They are, and yes.
CAC: >Recall what a vitae container is
CTG: > Wonder if they're all evil
CAC: canister*
?AO: You don't know, and neither does Cyan. She just found it in her inventory when she reformed after you freed her.
CAC: Huh
?AO: Also, you have no idea, but, given the precedent, more likely tha not.
?AO: *than.
CAC: >Examine
CAC: >Actually, have Cyan do that
CAC: >Just in case
?AO: Wow.
?AO: You BOTH examine it.
CAC: >I meant in case it'd blow up if you'd touch it
?AO: It doesn't.
?AO: It appears to be a cold hexagonal prism, around six inches in height.
?AO: The material of construction is likely some sort of supercompressed arcanium.
?AO: Similarly, there is a smooth bloodstone embedded in the center of each base on the prism.
CAC: Hmm
CAC: >Recall what arcanium and bloodstones are
CAC: >Wonder how you can know the name of the canister if you don't know what it is
?AO: Arcanium is, as you full well know, just a material/metal common to the Void.
?AO: Also, you know what it is because the name is inscripted on the side edge of the thing, in clear Rodarbi letters.
?AO: Along with a string of numbers.
?AO: And symbols, it seems? Odd.
CAC: >Read string, examine symbols
?AO: 6854-Ω5082-06.
CAC: Hmm
CAC: >Shake canisher
CAC: canister*
CTG: that can't possibly go wrong 
?AO: You shake it.
?AO: The bloodstones glow a little. That's it.
CAC: Hmm
CAC: >Shake it more 
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CGG: >attempt to remove bloodstones
CGG: 
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?AO: Which will it be?
?AO: Remove, or shake?
CGG: >attempt to remove bloodstones
CAC: Sure
?AO: Remove it is.
?AO: You attempt to pry the things from the prism. When you pull at the edges of the top stone, it slides forth.
?AO: A cylinder of psioglass around four inches in length is pulled from the internal depths.
CAC: >Examine
?AO: There's a bit of crimson fluid in it, near the bottom, but that appears to be it.
CAC: Hmm.
CAO made GG an OP.
CAC: >Examine fluid
?AO: Taking a few looks at it, both your eyes and Cyan's widen.
?AO: Distilled vitae.
?AO: This stuff is SO illegal.
CAC: >What is distilled vitae
?AO: The pure life force of a sentient being, infused into a host fluid, usually blood.
?AO: The stuff sadly does not retain the consciousness of the original being.
CAC: >Wonder why its illegal
?AO: Well, the PRIMARY reason is that you have to kill somebody to make it.
?AO: Like, a fully functional human being.
CAC: Well
CAC: >Wonder about the uses of it
?AO: There's a censor around its uses. You have absolutely no idea.
CAC: >Wonder if it'd make a good water weapon thing
?AO: Shrug. You'd have to test it, and you might die in the process. Permanently.
CTG: oh.
CAC: >Wonder what clearance you need to find out what it does
?AO: With a quick Google check, the glaring red words inform you that you'd need a level ninety-seven clearance.
?AO: Once again, you have level five.
CGG: ha
CGG: wow
CTG: wow
CTG: > How to gain clearance?
?AO: Get promoted to a valid military rank, and work though the hell of a loveless abyss for twenty years.
CAC: >Recall past twenty years of life
?AO: Insert cutscene of Azure's life from age four to now here.
CAC: >Wonder what clearance delta has
?AO: As a legitimate military officer (Junior Lieutenant in Vice Admiral K.M. Erelye's 9943rd Galactic), he's got twenty-one.
CAC: Well damn.
CAC: >Recall who you know (of) that has level 97 clearance
?AO: The aforementioned Vice Fleet Admiral K.M. Erelye, His Imminence, and maybe one of the standard Vice Admirals.
CAC: >Wonder if you could contact them
?AO: But there's no way a Fleet Admiral would come here at any time, unless they were on one of their INSPECTIONS.
CAC: >Inspections?
?AO: Inspections.
?AO: You can't contact any of them. Delta doesn't have clearance either.
CAC: >Recall max clearance level
?AO: You have no idea.
CAC: >You need clearance to contact people?
?AO: After three hundred forty-six, the clearance levels become classified material.
?AO: No, you need authorization from an authority.
?AO: And pressing business to require it.
CAC: >Recall direct superior
?AO: You're an IT person. The last guy you reported two was some Secretary-General-Minor with a clearance level of eight.
?AO: *to.
?AO: Regardless, you're here.
CAC: >Wonder if you were to report the vitae, would you get in trouble
?AO: You'd get arrested and possibly executed, yeah.
CTG ceased responding to memo.
CGG: ...
CAC: >Forget about it then
?AO: You do that.
CAC: >"Shhhh"
CAC: >Put it away
CAC: /brb
?AO: "Shhhh." "Shhhh."
?AO: As was aforementioned, you are very much right next to the second voidstructure.
?AO: Please enter command.
CAC: It was?
CAC: >Land
?AO: Would you like to attempt a docking, and hopefully not damage the MAIN engine this time?
CAC: >Yes
?AO: Alright. Which face of the dodecahedron would you like to attempt a landing on?
CAC: >Top
?AO: Would you like Cyan to attempt to copilot?
?AO: Considering what you did last time alone.
CAC: >sure
?AO: Here goes.
?AO: Landing check: exactly 50%. Wonderful.
?AO: The ship doesn't take any damage, but you only get a mediocre parking spot.
?AO: Fortunately, you now also have, you know, a functional hatch.
CAC: >Descend
?AO: You both drop into the chamber, and the structure's door seals once more above you.
CAC: >Look around
?AO: Unlike the last voidstructure, you're in a spacious room, devoid of opposition. There is a KEY TERMINAL of some sort off near a locked door, as well as a pile of ACCESS CUBES. You don't know how you know what those things are.
?AO: You're pretty sure your gem just projected the names into your mind.
CAC: >Examine access cubes
?AO: There's five of them, obviously cuboid in shape. Each face is adorned with an access mark in the corner, and a variety of scannable symbols around them.
CAC: Hrm
?AO: They appear to be constructed of what appears to be some golden metal.
CAC: >Examine Key Terminal
?AO: Also, there are identification numbers on the sides of each cube, naturally.
?AO: You examine the key terminal.
?AO: It appears to be a pedestal, about four feet in height, with a square carving in the center of the top face. The indention is inscribed with the generic square-with-an-internal-dash lock/scanner symbol.
CAC: Hrm
?AO: Evidently, you place the correct cube into the slot, and it unlocks the door.
?AO: Well, the correct FACE of the correct cube.
CAC: >Consider guessing them all
?AO: Do you really want to make thirty guesses with a terminal you do not understand, that could possibly be hooked up to security?
CAC: >Fair enough
CAC: >Examine symbols on cubes
?AO: They are mostly Rodarbi.
?AO: They appear to be nonsense arrangements of letters, upon a phone scan and Google cross-check>
?AO: *?
CAC: What
?AO: However, the identification numbers are all in clear standard numbers.
?AO: Rather than Rodarbi.
CAC: Hmm
CAC: >Look around room for symbols or such
?AO: The room is otherwise entirely blank, save for the universal 'exit' symbol upon the hatch you came in from.
CAC: >Examine exit symbol
?AO: It is the square-with-three-hashes-slicing-through-the-edge exit sign, of course.
CAC: Hmm
CAC: >Look for cube side with lock symbol on it
?AO: All thirty access marks are lock symbols.
CAC: Right...
CAC: >Look for side with more than one
?AO: There are none. However, in the process, you note that you can manually open up an access mark without placing it into the key terminal.
CAC: ?
CAC: >?
?AO: Would you like to open a cube up? If so, what face, and which cube identification number?
?AO: Note, of course, that you have yet to examine the identification numbers of the cubes directly.
CAC: >Examine ID Numbers
?AO: The first cube is # 8751, the second is # 1025, the third is # 5082, the fourth is # 0612, and the fifth is # 1011.
CAC: Hmm
CAC: >Open 1025, random side
?AO: You open up cube # 1025, face # 6. The access mark slides back, revealing a miniature holographic projector which reveals the holo-visage of what appears to be Alexander Hamilton and Antonio Vazquez.
CAC: wat
CAC: >examine
?AO: What, the cube, or the holographic projections>
?AO: *?
CAC: >holograph
?AO: Very well. They are pretty simple in nature, though incredibly lifelike. One Secretary of the Treasury and one Grand Warlock.
CAC: Hmm.
CAC: >Open 1025 face 5
?AO: You close face six, and open face five.
?AO: Face five's access mark rolls back, revealing a plasma projector, brimming with deadly heat.
CAC: >what's a plasma projector
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?AO: It is a miniature plasma cannon, capable of hitting a bird from five miles away.
?AO: It begins to prime its main sequence cannon.
CURRENT absoluteCoolness2 [CAC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CAC: >Close
?AO: You close the fifth face.
CAC: >Open fourth facr
CAC: Face
?AO: Nonetheless, the thing fires at the inside of the cube.
?AO: You drop it as the thing melts.
?AO: Well, that's one cube down, sort of.
CAC: Welp
CAC: >Get another cube, open first face
?AO: You open the first face of cube # 5082.
?AO: It projects a holographic screen, which appears to be a map of Facet 9.
CAC: >Examine
?AO: Several key locations are marked, such as the map temple you visited, and apparently some other temple in the Lambda Sector, as well as a small town in the Tau Sector.
CAC: Hmm..
?AO: These latter two things are not on your current map.
CAC: >Update map
?AO: You do so.
CAC: >Open second side
?AO: Opening the second side's access mark, you find that the holographic projector has been replaced with a cash string.
CAC: >Take
?AO: Your current balance is now 386 ψ.
CAC: >Open third side
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?AO: The third side's access mark, upon being pressed, sparks a little. The Rodarbi symbols for h, e, l, l, o, w, o, r, l, and d light up on the third face.
CURRENT absoluteCoolness [CAC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
?AC: Hmm
CAC: >Does it open
?AO: Nope.
CAC: >Open fourth side
?AO: The fourth face's access mark slides back, and the internal projector emits what appears to be a full tape of President Sanders's inauguration.
CAC: >Open fifth side
?AO: You press the fifth face's access mark. The thing rolls back, and reveals not one, but two holographic projectors.
?AO: A screen is projected, and a keyboard emitted.
CAC: >Examine screen
?AO: It is blank, save for the blinking line that accompanies the soon-to-be-typed.
?AO: Well, and the massive key symbol in the center of the screen.
CAC: >Examine key symbol
?AO: It is two squares, the second's upper left corner meeting with the first's bottom right corner.
CAC: >type hello world
?AO: Upon doing so, the slot of the key terminal emits a short burst of blue light.
CAC: >Examine key terminal again
?AO: It is the same as ever, post-burst.
?AO: Could this be the one?
CAC: >Try it
?AO: You place access cube # 5082 into the slot, fifth face down.
?AO: A panel in the side of the terminal slides back, revealing two projectors as well, which emit yet another keyboard and screen, this one with actual words.
CAC: >Read
?AO: KOVZHV VMGVI GSV XLIIVXG RLFXLH HVJFVMXV.
CAC: Well
CAC: >Is it a cipher
?AO: What do you think?
?AO: ((You can ask the people over in the normal memo if you can't decode this thing on mobile.))
CAC: Hey GG
CGG: what
CGG: oh
CGG: bıt busy
CAC: Well paste it over therr
CAC: I can't copy paste
CAO made AC an OP.
?AO: ((/AFK for twentyish minutes. Have fun with the secrets until then.))
?AO: ((/UNAFK. Wow, memo people either don't care, or are just so immersed in their game to bother.))
CAC: It seems to be the former 
?AO: Hah.
?AO: Would you like me to officially declare them all assholes, and give you a free pass on decoding?
CAC: Surr
CAC: Sure
?AO: ((PLEASE ENTER THE CORRECT IOUCOS SEQUENCE.))
?AO: Please enter command.
CAC: Hmm
CAC: >Look up what ioucos means
?AO: Ioucos, surprisingly enough, is not a restricted thing.
CAC: >What is it
?AO: A quick Google search reveals it is either an illicit Kenyan honey, or the term for the godlike state achieved at the end of the indie game VOID. Oh, fuck. You remember that one. It was great. The look in Cyan's eyes says she does as well.
?AO: Would you like to look at any of the links revealed by the search?
CAC: >Sure
?AO: The honey or the game.
CAC: >Honey
?AO: You look at the Wikipedia page for ioucos honey for like fifteen minutes. You learn nothing in terms of a sequence of any sort.
CAC: >Game
CAC: Hey, what was that cipher?
?AO: ((Atbash.))
CAC: Ah
?AO: The first few lines of the game's front page reveal such: 'VOID is a pixelated 2D mystery-adventure by Violet Citadel. It was released on August 9, 2015.
?AO: *'
CAC: Violet Citadel...
CAC: >Look for sequence
?AO: All that's in that place in terms of numbers is a few statistics, and that date right there. 08/09/15.
CAC: >Enter 080915
?AO: The holographic screen glows green, and a click resonates from the key terminal.
?AO: The door behind the terminal slides into the floor.
CAC: Hmm
CAC: >Take cubes
?AO: Huh. It was rumored that Violet Citadel bought something or other off of Grayhold for a few thousand dollars. Odd.
?AO: You take the four cubes that have not been melted.
CAC: >Forward
?AO: Both you and Cyan head onwards.
?AO: Would you like to save your game?
CAC: >Yes
?AO: Saving game...
?AO: Saving...
?AO: Game save complete. Would you like to quit?
CAC: >Yes
?AO: Game quit successfully. You have ten seconds to disperse.