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- >"Hey sis, you going to hang out with Tree Hugger today?"
- >be Fluttershy
- >Tree Hugger invited you over for a party
- "Why are you having a party? It's a Thursday."
- >"Oh Fluttershy, you're hilarious. Come by around 12. Bring some chips or something"
- >your brother called not long after
- "Yeah Zephyr, I am. How did you know?"
- >"You don't have to be coy with me sis. Unless the cops are on the line. Did you narc?"
- >what
- "What are you talking about?"
- >"No time, gotta flush everything. See you at noon. Bring 50 bits."
- "WHAT!"
- >the line went dead
- >is there something special about April 20th?
- >You go to the calendar
- "No holidays listed. Hmmmmm."
- >You look at Angel
- "Do you know why my brother was so paranoid?"
- >He just stares at you
- >You shrug and look at the clock
- >11:30
- >Might as well head over there now
- >you grab some chips out of the cupboard and head over
- >you take a long glance at your bag of bits
- "He was probably joking about something."
- >be Tree Hugger
- >you've been celebrating 4/20 the proper way
- >2 joints, a brownie, and half a cold-water bong
- >You are high as hell
- >chilling in a sack-chair-thing Anonymous told Rarity to make for you
- >you manage a glance at the clock
- "Aw yeah, Fluttershy is gonna be here soon."
- "I wonder if she'll bring any animals. Can animals get high?"
- >you spend 5 minutes thinking about smoking that bear she keeps around
- >There's a knock at the door
- >fuck getting up
- "Come in"
- >It's Princess Twilight
- >you stare for a few more seconds
- "Aw fuck, it's the fuzz."
- >She rolls her eyes
- >"I can smell your potpourri from across town. If you don't want a charge, hook it up."
- >wait, what
- "wait, what?"
- >she tosses a bag of bits on the table
- >"My research indicates that one-fourth of an ounce costs 80-100 bits. There's 60 in there."
- >There's no way this is actually happening
- "Okay, I'm officially too high for this shit."
- >"I'm serious Tree Hugger."
- "Why do you need that much? Do you have any idea how much that is?"
- >You flop out of your bean chair, walk over to a cabinet
- >opening it up, you grab the cheap shit and carry it over to the table
- >she won't know the difference
- >You shake out 5-6 nuggets onto a scale
- > .25 grams
- >you're generous on the amount since it's the cheap stuff and she's a princess
- "That's enough to get someone like you high for 2 months"
- >she floats one up and examines it
- >"Hmmmmmmm"
- >Can she tell you gave her ditch weed?
- >Does she even know what primo stuff looks like?
- >"Sold."
- >she places the nugget gently back on the scale
- "Paper or plastic?"
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