LairEnclosedMemo1

CLG RIGHT NOW opened memo on board LAIRENCLOSED.
CLG: < ( ...Nice handle )
CLG: < ( Hello there, ZZA )
CLG: < ( ...Bluh bluh quirk )
CURRENT narratingNarrator [CNN] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CNN: Ha, figures. By the way, how are we starting this?
CLG: < ( I dunno, GC hazzn't entered yet )
CLG: < ( The memo I mean. )
CNN: I am GC. I just decided not to use my real tag as the narrator.
CLG: < ( Oh ]:P )
CLG: < ( My badnezzzz )
CLG: < ( ZZo, we have you, Ill )
CURRENT senateAggressor [CSA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CSA: Yεah
CLG: < ( Fairfax wazz on earlier )
CLG: < ( Oh, right, and that pyro guy )
CNN: He is, but he's having a bit of computer trouble tonight.
CLG: < ( Ouch. )
CLG: < ( Hi there TP )
CSA: Hεya TP
CURRENT theoreticalPracticality [CTP] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CTP: I assume this memo is OOC?
CTP: or IC?
CLG: < ( Oh, that remindzz me )
CLG: < ( NN )
CNN: OOC. But you guys are going to have to send me a copy of the pesterlogs for recaps.
CLG: < ( Okay. )
CLG: < ( ZZpeaking of zzending you zztuff )
CTP: k
CLG: < ( I have my data all ready! )
CNN: Neat! Btw, part of those problems mean that fair is stuck in private pester mode, so we won't be seeing him here.
CIV ceased responding to memo.
CLG: < ( Oh. )
CLG: < ( Well that zzuckzz. )
CTP: But he's still able to play?
CLG: < ( http://dl.dropbox.com/u/337147/ApartmentTrapped/Royail_Weddin.png character )
CNN: Well, communicate to me and you, so yes but in a really hush hush manner.
CLG: < ( http://dl.dropbox.com/u/337147/ApartmentTrapped/RoyLairEnclosedSheet.txt Character ZZheet )
CSA: Is aηyσηε εlsε iη τhε maρτσσl?
CTP: Not yet
CLG: < ( http://dl.dropbox.com/u/337147/ApartmentTrapped/RoyHive.png Hive )
CLG: < ( http://dl.dropbox.com/u/337147/ApartmentTrapped/RoyBasement.png Bazzement )
CLG: < ( ZZo there we go )
CNN: Thanks.
CSA ceased responding to memo.
CLG: < ( Wb )
CURRENT senateAggressor [CSA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CSA: Thaηκs haha
CURRENT guardianTroubadour [CGT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CGT: d~Hello... everyone~d
CLG: < ( GT? )
CLG: < ( Who're you again? )
CNN: And that makes everyone.
CSA: Hεya
CGT: d~gildedPeanut~d
CLG: < ( Oh okay! )
CTP: How do I get on the maptools server?
CGT: d~Give me a second... I haven't grabbed MT yet~d
CLG: < ( ]:P )
CLG: < ( And I thought I wazz the unprepared one, haha )
CNN: Supposedly you just launch the program, go to File, connect to server, and look for Lairenclosed. But SA said he's been having some problems with connecting to the server.
CSA: Yεah, I dση'τ sεε τhε ηamε uρ τhεrε
CGT: d~Try hosting it on... Hamachi~d
CLG: < ( Bluh! )
CTP: lairenclosed isnt on the RPtools.net list
CTP: And yeah Hamachi would prolly work
CLG: < ( Er, do we all have to download hamachi then? )
CNN: It's not a firewall problem though, at least I don't think.
CGT: d~It won't show up on the list... but you can make a Hamachi network and we can connect directly~d
CTP: Can you just give the IP for the server then?
CTP: We can do a direct connect maybe
CTP: Since it's not on the list
CNN: That would be my external address, right?
CGT: d~Yeah~d
CTP: You're on a router?
CTP: That's probably why
CGT: d~I'm on a router too and I've had this problem in the past. Hamachi is really the easiest way to get around it IMO.~d
CTP: I can always host it as a player
CNN: 24.189.172.57
CTP: I have my computer DMZ'd
CTP: Yeah I couldnt connect
CNN: If it wouldn't be too much trouble...
CGT: d~So where's fairFax?~d
CNN: Stuck on a Mac.
CGT: d~Bluh. Poor guy.~d
CNN: In fact, you're the only one who he can't see for some reason.
CTP: NN try connecting to me 74.15.241.246
CGT: d~Me?~d
CTP: On Maptools
CSA: Hε caη'τ sεε my quirκ D:
CSA: Iτ says τhεrε's a ρass :0
CTP: it's BLUH
CLG: < ( I need to add a couple thingzz I forgot to add to my zzheet =P )
CNN: So, what happened to the other two of you?
CLG: < ( Me? )
CNN: I think it's everybody but you and fair on maptools
CLG: < ( Ah )
CLG: < ( ZZhould I download Hamachi then? )
CTP: No we're not using it
CTP: Just connect to that IP I put there
CLG: < ( Oh okay )
CTP: Password is BLUH
CLG: < ( Um, direct connect right? )
CTP: Yes
CLG: < ( 24.189.172.57? )
CTP: 74.15.241.246
CLG: < ( Bluh, I have to update =_= )
CLG: < ( I alzzo updated my charzzheet, zzo have another look )
CSA: ==-> Tabulε Σlubaτ
CGT: d~==> Argumentive Stickass~d
CLG: < ( ==> Harvey Dent )
CNN: Hey, we got it right the first time here, no need to tick off this barely contained ball of rage who will drag you into DEBATTLE on the flimsiest of pretenses.
CLG: < ( ==> Oh, all right then. )
CNN: Your name is TABULE ELUBAT. Although you are relatively high up on the hemospectrum, you DON'T MUCH CARE FOR SEADWELLERS. Your interests include JUSTICE, ALTERNIAN WORLD HISTORY, and the deadly sport known as TROLL DEBATE. You often have a fixation on the EQUAL AND BALANCED in many areas of life. So much so that your hive is built COMPLTETLY SYMMETRICALLY, save for the spiral staircase running up the interior o
You spend much of your time CALMLY READING IN YOUR RESPITEBLOCK when you are not PREPARING FOR ANOTHER ROUND OF DEBATES. For these debates, your weapon of choice is A STURDY WARGAVEL. Your sylladex is set to BRIEFCHASM MODUS, meaning that while you can captchalogue a fair deal of items, it can become cluttered QUITE RAPIDLY without cleaning it out every once in a while. Your respiteblock is not unlike a LIBRARY with many she
books on various topics. Beside your recuperacoon is a trophy case that is JUST SLIGHTLY TOO SPACIOUS. Beyond a few items relating to the noble profession of PROSECULLING that you aspire to, you also have a small husktop which contains a few useful programs and countless ARTICLES OF EVIDENCE for your debates.  Although you may not necessarily look it, you are QUITE STRONG. Countless DEBATTLES have granted you both strength a
Unfortunately, you are a bit NARROW MINDED and NOT ALWAYS AS WITTY AS YOU THINK. Your lusus is a cholerbear that seems to have a TENDENCY TO OVERSLEEP, leaving you largely LEFT TO YOUR OWN DEVICES. Among your friends, you are often seen as LEVEL-HEADED, but PROTECTIVE. If you are wronged, you will carry out justice in an ORDERLY MANNER whenever possible. After all, it's only business. Your trolltag is senateAggressor, and yo
dεlibεraτε maηηεr.</span>
CNN: What will you do?
CGT: d~==> Admire library~d
CSA: ==->Chεcκ Trσlliaη
CTP: (Should someone message him? If so should we do so in here?)
CGT: d~(I was waiting for Jossar to respond first. Do you want us to just message him?)~d
CNN: Upon checking Trollian you see that a number of your chu... well ACQUAINTANCES happen to be online. You have most recently recieved Pesters from your EMPATHETICALLY LINKED CHUM(P) LG, as well as the troll whose inventions never work and... well you really don't want to speak with that OTHER guy.
CSA: ==-> Chεcκ mεssagεs frσm LG
CLG: < ( [LG] began pezztering [ZZA] )
CLG: < ( Hello? )
CLG: < ( Are you there? )
CLG: < ( Come on how can you be online and not there =P )
CLG: < ( Unlezzzz you're buzzy or zzomething )
CLG: < ( Which izz fine with me )
CSA: Yεs, I'm hεrε ησw.
CLG: < ( Oh, whew, good )
CSA: Sσrry abσuτ τhaτ. I was rεadiηg a bσσκ.
CLG: < ( Oh, haha, of courzze )
CSA: Whaτ dσ yσu ηεεd?
CLG: < ( You're to bookzz azz I am to comic bookzz. And newzzpaper articlezz. )
CLG: < ( I juzzt zzaw a cool zztory today in the newzz. )
CSA: Oh rεally? Whaτ abσuτ?
-- CURRENT lightningGarrison [CLG] posts a link to a high-class criminal case and how the accused managed to keep his activities hidden from the public for all these sweeps --
CLG: < ( ZZeriouzzly, that guy izz clever. )
CLG: < ( Hiding money in hizz cocoon like that wazz zzmart. )
CLG: < ( But, of courzze, if he didn't dezztroy the fingerprintzz he might not have been caught. )
CLG: < ( Man, criminalzz are zztupid! )
-- CURRENT senateAggressor [CSA] is most certainly frowning as he scrolls through the article. He opens a document on his husktop and begins to take notes on it as he reads. --
CSA: Iτ's disgusτiηg.
CSA: LG, lετ mε gετ bacκ τσ yσu iη a mσmεητ, ρlεasε.
CLG: < ( Okay, I'll wait )
CSA: Sσmεσηε εlsε ηεεds a mσmεητ σf my τimε.
CLG: < ( Fine by me ]:) )
-- CURRENT senateAggressor [CSA] has ceased trolling lightningGarrison [LG] -- --
-- CURRENT theoreticalPracticality [CTP] begins trolling senateAgressor[SA] --
CTP: H...ey
CTP: Are...you the...e?
CTP: (*the...re
CSA: Yεs, sσrry fσr τhε waiτ. LG aηd I wεrε discussiηg a rεcεητ ηεws arτiclε.
-- CURRENT senateAggressor [CSA] sends a link to TP of the same news article and the cocoon-laundering scheme. --
CSA: Λbsσluτεly rερugηaητ. Λ swifτ dεaτh wσuld bε τσσ gσσd fσr him.
-- CURRENT theoreticalPracticality [CTP] gives it a quick read through but doesn't care too much about it. --
CTP: Y...eah what...ever. Anyw...ay I ha...ve something m...ore interest...ing for y...ou
CSA: Mσrε iηεrεsτiηg τhaη τhis? Wεll, ησw yσu cεrτaiηly haνε ρiquεd my iητεrεsτs, TP.
CTP: That's g...ood. So I wa...s mess...ing around i...n WURM with so...me netw...orking for th...e last sweep or s...o and I fin...ally finished the pro...gram. An...d... well it down...loaded something. A game, lo...oks like.
CNN ceased responding to memo.
CLG: < ( AG? )
CGT: d~Who be this?~d
CTP: (AG is Jossar)
CLG: < ( Oh, right )
CGT: d~Aha.~d
-- CURRENT senateAggressor [CSA] can't help but feel a little let down. Just a game? You don't particularly like games...well, except for that one game. But you don't let anyone know about THAT game. No one can know of your hidden passion for Troll Base Alpha. --
CAG ceased responding to memo.
CGT: d~Oh jegus~d
CLG: < ( ((Well that wazz zzhort-lived)) )
CTP: (D:)
CGT: d~There we go~d
CLG: < ( Wb GLORIOUZZ LEADER )
CURRENT narratingNarrator [CNN] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CNN: Thanks, sorry about Pesterchum collapsing. I ran into one of TP's devices.
CSA: Λ gamε? Yσu κησw I dση'τ fiηd much iητεrεsτ iη τhσsε.
CSA: ...Whaτ κiηd σf gamε?
CTP: We...ll it's not...mm...it's ha...rd to expla...in. It is...n't a nor...mal game fr...om wha...t I ca...n see.
CSA: Wεll, whaτ's sσ diffεrεητ abσuτ iτ? Dσεs iτ haνε a ηamε?
CTP: Sgrub fr...om the lo...oks of it. Fran...kly I do...n't even kn...ow how my ser...ver down...loaded it.
CSA: Hmm...Dσ yσu susρεcτ illiciτ acτiνiτy?
CSA: Maybε iτ's a νirus.
CTP: N...o I loo...ked at the co...de. It's not a vi...rus...at least not li...ke any one I've seen...it's...ev...en I can't under...stand it all.
CSA: Sεηd mε a cσρy τhεη. Pεrhaρs a sεcσηd sετ σf εyεs wσuld hεlρ?
CTP: It's pr...etty big. Even wi...th my server the up...load'll take a whi...le. I'm goi...ng to send you the pla...yer software.
-- CURRENT theoreticalPracticality [CTP] sends a file transfer request to [SA] --
CSA: Oκay, τhaηκs. I'll gετ bacκ τσ yσu whεη I rεciενε iτ.
-- CURRENT senateAggressor [CSA] accepts the file transfer. --
-- CURRENT senateAggressor [CSA] has ceased trolling theoreticalPracticality [TP]. --
CNN: HOPY SHIT that file is HUUUUUGE. Looks like you're going to have to do something else while waiting for it to download.
-- CURRENT theoreticalPracticality [CTP] will be telling the others about it. --
CSA: ==->Gετ bacκ τσ LG
-- CURRENT senateAggressor [CSA] has began pestering lightningGarrison [LG] --
CSA: I'm bacκ. Sσrry fσr abscσηdiηg liκε τhaτ. TP waητεd τσ shσw mε a gamε.
CLG: < ( A game? A board game?...Wait no thatzz zztupid. You guyzz don't live clozze enough for that...Right? )
CLG: < ( Unlezzzz it wazz like a digital board game or zzomething of the zzort. )
CLG: < ( Ooooh, or a pzzychic board game! Where you play uzzing your MINDZZ! )
CLG: < ( Oh man, that would be zzo cool. )
CSA: Λ ρsychic bσard gamε?
CSA: I dση'τ τhiηκ I cσuld maηagε τhaτ, τσ bε hσηεsτ.
CSA: Iτ's digiτal. Hε's sεηdiηg mε a cσρy.
CSA: Sσmετhiηg callεd SGRUβ
CLG: < ( Yeah me neither. ]:P THat would require a concentration. )
CLG: < ( Hmmm, never heard of it. )
CLG: < ( a lot of* )
CSA: Wεll, hε τσld mε his sεrνεr jusτ dσwηlσadεd iτ wiτhσuτ aηy ρrσmρτiηg. Yετ, hε assurεs mε iτ isη'τ a νirus.
CLG: < ( maybe it'zz a bootleg hack or zzomething. )
CLG: < ( I'll go zzearch it. )
CSA: Wεll, I guεss wε'll fiηd σuτ whεη iτ gετs hεrε. Hε aρρarεητly sεητ mε a ρlayεr cσρy.
-- CURRENT lightningGarrison [CLG] consults Troll Google (or whatever the troll equivalent of google is) --
CTP: ((Troogle))
CLG: < ( ((XD!!)) )
CLG: < ( ((Funny)) )
CLG: < ( Er, I THINK I found zzomething, but... )
-- CURRENT lightningGarrison [CLG] links SA to an article he found, but it seems more like an advertisement than an actual article. --
CSA: Oh? I haνεη'τ had aηy lucκ.
-- CURRENT senateAggressor [CSA] scans the article. --
CLG: < ( If I had to guezzzz though, it might be zzome kind of zzandbox game like...Like Infamouzz. )
CSA: Hmm...τhis jusτ lσσκs liκε adνεrτisiηg τhσugh
CLG: < ( Yeah )
CLG: < ( I wazz juzzt guezzzzing but I LOVE Infamouzz ]:D )
CLG: < ( It juzzt zzendzz a JOLT through me when I play it, you know? )
CSA: Iηfamσuzz?
CLG: < ( You never--oh right you don't play gamezz. )
CLG: < ( Hold on. )
CSA: ==->Chεcκ Dσwηlσad ρrσgrεss
-- CURRENT lightningGarrison [CLG] links SA to another article: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infamous_%28video_game%29 --
CNN: The game's about 10% done. A lot better than you would have thought, but it's still gonna take a while to finish...
CSA: Trσll McGraτh, huh? Hε sσuηds liκε quiτε a characτεr.
CLG: < ( Yeah, you can zzee why I like him zzo much. ]:D )
CSA: I dση'τ uηdεrsτaηd why τhε gamε wσuld giνε τhε ρlayεr σf σρτiση σf ηστ usiηg lετhal fσrcε, τhσugh. Whaτ's τhε ρσiητ?
CLG: < ( it'zz zzuppozzed to prove a point about morality or zzomething )
CLG: < ( But that alwayzz endzz up zzo...POLARIZED. )
CLG: < ( ZZorry. ]:P )
CLG: < ( It'z like, you can't have any inbetween )
CLG: < ( And like, you can't mix and match powerzz either )
CLG: < ( But zztill, I like it a lot. )
CSA: Hmm. Which way dσεs τhε sτσry ρlay σuτ? Dσεs Trσll McGraτh bεcσmε a ρrσρεr admiηisτraτσr σf τhε law?
CLG: < ( Well, it dependzz on how you act )
CLG: < ( But yeah, you zztop the guyzz' )
CLG: < ( That're attacking the city and zzuch )
CLG: < ( If you're good, he'zz good and all righteouzz and zztuff, while if he'zz bad he'zz all power hungry and evil and "Hahaha, no one can zztand againzzt me!" )
CSA: Pσwεr huηgry? I dση'τ uηdεrsτaηd.
CLG: < ( Eh, according to the wiki he kind of juzzt laughzz at the prozzpect of fighting "The Beazzt" if he'zz evil )
CLG: < ( Like he'zz gone mad or zzomething )
CLG: < ( One of thezze dayzz I zzhould link you to a playthrough of the game, it'zz eazzier )
CNN: Suddenly, your conversation is interrupted (although not really seeing as it's a Trollian chat) by a loud roar from downstairs. It seems like your lusus has finally emerged from his OVERLY LONG NAP and is very, very hungry. Better go deal with it now, or things will just get unpleasant later...
CLG: < ( ((Whozze, mine or hizz?)) )
CSA: Pεrhaρs aηστhεr day. I haνε busiηεss τσ τaκε carε σf quicκly.
CNN: (Er, his. I thought we were still in SA's perspective here.)
CLG: < ( ((Oh Okay)) )
CLG: < ( Okay, cya later man )
-- CURRENT senateAggressor [CSA] has ceased trolling lightningGarrison [LG] --
CSA: ==->Caρτchalσguε briεfcasε aηd dεscεηd τσ τhε lσwεsτ ρσiητ iη τhε τσwεr.
CNN: You captchalogue your briefcase in your BRIEFCHASM MODUS which makes complete sense to anyone who has ever struggled for hours looking for a briefcase in a briefcase. As you head downstairs, you consider the implications of having to feed your guardian, which in all certainty will be a truly epic STRI...
CNN: Nah, i'm just messing with you.
CLG: < ( ((Heh)) )
CGT: d~==> PSYCHE!!~d
CNN: Who's this lovely young lady?
CNN: I said: WHO'S THIS LOVELY YOUNG LADY! Lousy music blasted at the highest setting... *grumble*
CLG: < ( ==> Muzzic Player: Turn off unexpectedly. )
CGT: d~You stop suddenly and flinch at the silence, wondering what could have befell your precious MUSIC PLAYER. Oh... you just pulled the headphones out accidentally again.~d
CGT: d~Now what were you just thinking? ... Oh yeah!~d
CGT: d~Your name is SELAH EUTERPE. You live near an old, dormant VOLCANO in a cold, remote mountain range. Because of your remoteness, you don't have many personal friends and, as a result, you DON'T CARE MUCH for the hemospectrum despite your relatively high place in it. A few people you've met over the TROLL INTERNET are much more adamant about it than you, bugging you to no end and leading you to develop th
troll, not the blood".  You tend to find beauty in simplicity, evident in your choice of KIND ABSTRATUS: Macekind. Your preferred weapon is nothing but a solid metal ball on a haft, yet can still easily compete in effectiveness with far more exotic meleekind Abstrati, such as Sicklekind and Clawkind. It has no spikes or fancy blades and nothing that really needs any sort of maintaining, but it still kills just as quick, an
such a satisfying SOUND when it does.  Speaking of SOUND, one of your interests is the obscure art of MUSIC. Very few trolls pay attention to the idea that sound can be pleasing, but when you grow up in an area known for its DEAD SILENCE, any sort of sound can be pleasing. Your RESPITEBLOCK is cluttered with various IMPLEMENTS OF HARMONIOUS COMPOSITION, and you've made sure to play each and every one of them at least once
at playing most of them). Your favorite by far, however, is your BEAST BONE STRIKECHIME, or as the highbloods would call it, a XYLOPHONE. Unfortunately, this instrument is far too large to carry around in any sort of convenient manner, so when you need your music fix on the go, you break out your HANDHELD SINEW INSTRUMENT, or LYRE. You have considered getting one of your friends to build a set of HUGE SPEAKERS for your roo
he builds RARELY WORKS, you've decided against it for the moment.  You have a tiny FEATHERBEAST for a lusus, the specific species of which is often referred to as a SKYLARK (from which the (in)famous Pupa Pan draws his title of Boy Skylark). Among your few friends, you are known for your aloof, yet straightforward and non-confrontational manner. Despite your aloofness, you are quite attached to those you consider friends.
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CNN: Well you seem to have beaten me to introducing yourself. You mind telling us what you will do?
CGT: d~==> Ascend to stage. ROCK THE FUCK OUT.~d
CNN: (http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/sburban-jungle)
CNN: YES. HELL YES.
CLG: < ( Oooooh )
CLG: < ( (())* )
CGT: d~You spend exactly 3 minutes and 39 seconds doing this. This is obviously the most rewarding way to spend your time.~d
CGT: d~==> Admire Troll John Lennon poster~d
CNN: Ah, the former member of The Beetles and now solo DECOMPOSER (named for what their enemies will be doing after a stunning performance). Most people will only remember him for his stint with the group and some of their more famous hits like "All You Need is Hate" and "I Get By With A Little Help from My Moiral", but a TRUE MUSIC AFFICIONADO knows every song that he wrote and performed both in the band and with hi
CGT: d~==> Retreive arms from pile of shitty french horns.~d
CNN: You've already got them, bonebeaststrikechimeforbrains!
CGT: d~==> Retrieve mace from pile of shitty horns then.~d
CNN: Ah, your mace: Nothing kills better than a good ol' fashioned mace. Which doesn't necessarily mean that it can kill better than them of course, just that they all do the job with about the same efficiency.
CGT: d~==> Check Trollian. Give that gong a drubbing on the way over.~d
CSG ceased responding to memo.
CNN: While you've been rocking out and messing about (respectively) you notice that one of your chums contacted you a while ago via Trollian. Better see what this is about.
CNN: (We then have the conversation over in Lairenclosed_2, bringing us back to here).
CTP: (kk)
CNN: You can't wait for this thing to arrive, if only for the SICK BEATS that this game is probably going to have. Unfortunately as you have said, this is MASSIVE, and you will have to wait a while for it to get here.
CGT: d~==> Have another quick jam session, then get trolled by the stuffed shirt.~d
CGT: d~((If Joss is just searching for another song, you can feel free to start trolling, SA))~d
CNN: You try playing something with a bit of a, distorted melody (http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/karkats-theme) before your Pesterchum rings again. It's the stuffed shirt - figures seeing he's the only other one who's waiting for the client right now...
-- CURRENT senateAggressor [CSA] has started trolling guardianTroubadour [GT] --
CSA: Gσσd ενεηiηg
CSA: Λrε yσu busy aτ ρrεsεητ?
CGT: d~nah, not really... what'ca need?~d
CSA: Haνε yσu τalκεd τσ TP rεcεητly?
CGT: d~just got finished with him actually... this is about the game he found then?~d
CSA: Cσrrεcτ. Hε's sεηdiηg mε a cσρy aηd I ρlaη ση scσρiηg iτ σuτ. I jusτ waητεd τσ asκ siηcε yσu'rε a biτ clσsε. Is yσurs τraηsfεrriηg aηy quicκεr τhaη miηε?
CGT: d~probably not. he sent me the server version, which i assume is bigger... plus my connection's been slow today for some reason.~d
CSA: Sεrνεr νεrsiση? Hσw maηy νεrsiσηs arε τhεrε?
CGT: d~tp really only mentioned a server version... and the client version that he sent you.~d
CGT: d~i can't wait for it to finish... this thing must have TONS of awesome beats!~d
CSA: Hε dσεsη'τ ενεη κησw whaτ iτ dσεs. Iτ mighτ ηστ bε τhε bεsτ idεa τσ disτribuτε iτ liκε τhis uητil wε κησw whaτ iτ dσεs. I'm ηστ εητirεly cσηνiηcεd iτ's a gamε, εiτhεr. LG εηdεd uρ lσσκiηg sσmε sτuff uρ τhaτ said iτ was a gamε whεrε yσu...chaηgε yσur εηνirσηmεητ, if I rεmεmbεr cσrrεcτly
CSA: βuτ iτ lσσκεd liκε a sεεdy wεbsiτεaηyway
CSA: Sσ I rεmaiη uηsurε
CGT: d~i'll probably load it up on my old husktop in that case. that thing's a fucking fossil... it if it runs and it does turn out to be some sort of virus, then i won't really care about the computer blowing up or whatever.~d
CGT: d~but changing your environment... that sounds pretty interesting, don't you think?~d
CSA: Pεrhaρs. Thaτ's awfully νaguε τhσugh. If sσmετhiηg chaηgεs yσur εηνirσηmεητ, τhaτ mighτ alsσ mεaη cσmετs frσm τhε sκiεs aηd a fiεry dεaτh
CSA: βuτ iτ's jusτ a νidεσ gamε. Iτ caη'τ bε sσmετhiηg τhaτ bad.
CSA: Thaτ'd bε rεdiculσus.
CGT: d~you said it... like that would ever happen.~d
CSA: I'm ηστ baηκiηg ση iτ
CSA: βuτ iτ's hard τσ bεliενε much ση τhε wεb isη'τ maliciσus
CSA: I'll τhiηκ ση iτ mσrε.
CSA: Lετ mε κησw whεη yσur sεrνεr νεrsiση fiηishεs. Wε caη burη εach στhεr cσρiεs aηd swaρ
CGT: d~alrght... i'll give you a ring when it's done~d
CSA: Grεaτ. I'll bε gσiηg bacκ τσ rεadiηg whlε I waiτ.
-- CURRENT senateAggressor [CSA] has ceased trolling guardianTroubadour [GT] --
CNN: This would be the perfect opportunity to switch back to Tabule, but unfortunately the perspective interface doesn't seem to want to respond to any commands. Give me a sec...
CNN: *clunk*
CNN: ...
CLG: < ( ((CLUNK?)) )
CGT: d~((He's hitting it.))~d
CLG: < ( ((Ah, i thought zzo)) )
CNN: Well, I think I can get it working again; but only if we tune in to the source of the interface's problems. So let's just investigate, shall we...
CNN: Who's this technological menace?
CLG: < ( ==-> Dr. Albert Wily )
CGT: d~Suddenly the veiwport turns to this before switching back to the big-horned troll.~d
CGT: d~ http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkx2gglz8G1qdtnoeo1_500.jpg~d
CTP: (XD)
CTP: ==-> Ansef Pyreaus
CLG: < ( ((I am amuzzed!)) )
CNN: Of course it's not Dr. Wily. No, this guy is way too cool to be Dr. Wily - or at least he thinks of himself that way. This is a guy that, despite having all reason to stay away from computers, probably does keep five of them on his person at all times like a sensible troll.
CNN: Your name is ANSEF PYREAUS. You live above a blisteringly hot SAND SEA or, as the highbloods would call it, a DESERT. Since you CAN'T ACTUALLY LEAVE YOUR HOME your only friends are people you've met on the TROLL INTERNET. Most of your life is consumed with the creation of VARIOUS DEVICES which are scattered around your hive. Unfortunately due to reasons you can't comprehend MOST OF THEM EXPLODE. Or CATCH FIRE. O
CATCH FIRE. Because of this the desert is littered with FAILED DEVICES that you toss out the FRONT DOOR to your hive.  Another of your interests is CODING which is necessary for some of your ROBOTIC DEVICES. You are far too much of an EXPERT to use ~ATH, instead doing all your coding in WURM, a coding language THREE TIMES AS COMPLEX as ~ATH. A portion of your hive is given over to your SERVER ROOM that you host BRUTAL DIGITA
VIDEO GAMES on.  Your sylladex is a CIRCUIT BOARD. You must complete the proper LOGIC SEQUENCES in order to retrieve anything from it.  Despite the fact you are obviously a HUGE GEEK you like to think you are KIND OF COOL and wear your own pair of COOL SHADES. Although you would never admit it, you have VERY LOW SELF ESTEEM and have a tendency to do WHATEVER SOMEONE ASKS YOU TO DO even if they are lower on the hemospectrum.
MASSIVE DEATH WORM, a huge carnivorous worm that lives in the desert below your hive. He is quite RANCOROUS because you keep dropping your FAILED DEVICES into his home and you REALLY JUST DON'T LIKE DEALING WITH HIM.  Your Trolltag is theoreticalPracticality and y...ou have a ten...dency to pau...se while speak...ing</span>
CNN: What will you do?
CTP: (Whole team is computers)
CLG: < ( ((Entire team* )
CLG: < ( ))* )
CTP: ==-> Retrieve Self from pile of robot arms
CNN: (Wait, what?)
CLG: < ( ((Heavy zzayzz "Entire team izz [wattever]" but don't mind me)) )
CTP: (If it's all right, I'm starting with his mainframe blowing him into the lab, and into apile of robot arms)
CTP: (Of course, none of them worked)
CNN: Can't argue with that logic. You burst out from a pile of entirely NONFUNCTIONAL ROBOT ARMS, having gotten there because your hive mainframe exploded while it was trying to process a WURM program you designed to host a Troll Arena 3 server. Fortunately, neither you nor your computer are harmed, but it doesn't changed the fact that you landed on your butt like a wriggler. Bursting out from the pile appears to hav
reputation a NICE SAVE on that one, though.</span>
CLG: < ( ((have watt?)) )
CTP: (Yeah it got cut off)
CTP: ( hav
reputation a NICE SAVE on that one, though.</span>)
CTP: ==-> Go into Server Room and examine it for damage
CNN: As you go into your server room, you can see that it looks like a COMPLETE MESS: Like your laboratory on a middling-to-average day. The majority of your mainframe is still intact, although it seems to be running something entirely different from what you had intended.
CTP: ==-> Examine the mainframe, find out what's running
CNN: Your MAD SCIENCE SKILLS seem to have let you down, as usual. You can tell that it's running some sort of game, and that it's different than the one you intended to set up, but you have no idea what it is. At least from this end.
CTP: ==-> Play the game
CNN: You try to mess around with the mainframe to play the game, but if you couldn't figure out what it was from this end, you're not going to be able to play it here. Perhaps finding a monitor is in order?
CGT: d~==> Build one!~d
CTP: (Out of robot arms!)
CLG: < ( ==-> with a touchzzcreen! )
CTP: ==-> Retrieve computerized leg screen device. AKA Laptop
CTP: (From the lab)
CNN: You retrieve the laptop - One of your better inventions, it allows for screen access wherever you go. Possibly even while you're going, we don't really want to get into THAT part of troll biology here.
CTP: ==-> Transfer the game onto laptop
CNN: Upon booting up the laptop, you find that your mainframe is apparently running a game called Sgrub. Unfortunately, you are unable to figure out how the game works as it appears to be a purely multiplayer game.
CTP: ==-> Examine the code for a bit, then give up and pester SA
CNN: Apparently unwilling to trust your MAD SCIENCE SKILLS beyond the point of finding out that the multiplayer system works on a client/server player basis, you decide that you will figure out how this game works through trial and error: By getting a bunch of people to play the game. You decide to start with a guy who by all means is a stuffed shirt, but could be useful in convincing the rest of the trolls you know
this.</span>
CNN: You then have a conversation mentioned earlier, here.
CTP: ==-> Proceed to have a bunch of conversations with people then launch the server software and wait for someone to finish downloading
CNN: You proceed to do so here, here, and here. Wait, we haven't heard from that guy at all yet...
CGT ceased responding to memo.
CNN: So how did this troll get into this mess anyway? Wait, who is this troll?
CNN: Bruised Wayne
CNN: Static Shokk
CNN: *Shockk
-- CURRENT lightningGarrison [CLG] grabs the name box and shocks it with his powers. --
CNN: No way! This SUPER troll is his own man - although he thanks you for comparing him to what he thinks are supposed to be heroes.
CNN: Your name is ROYAIL WEDDIN (which those of us up in the cheap exile seats find hilariously funny, for some reason), but everyone likes to shorten your name to ROY, which you find both amusing and slightly absurd. But you don't really care, you don't have time for PETTY NAMING SHENANIGANS, you've got bigger fish to fry, so to speak. You have a burning passion for COMIC BOOKS and other SUPERHERO-RELATED material.
great THRESHECUTIONERS as the heroes of ALTERNIA, despite some of them being POTENTIALLY CORRUPT and OFF THEIR ROCKERS. You obtain your comic books from a TRUSTED SOURCE, someone who is able to get comics from just about anywhere, but he refuses to say where. You respect his privacy and keep dealings between him and you covert.  Speaking of covert, you a very large LUSUS whom you've unofficially named OPHIUCHUS, which you ha
means but it sounds cool. It fits, seeing as your lusus is a GIANT SNAKE and is OFTEN HUNGRY. Fortunately you keep it well-fed with a steady supply of CROOKS, CRIMINALS, BURGLARS, and DOOR-TO-DOOR SALESTROLLS (among other things), so the possibility of it eating you whole would not be possible.  It probably would be impossible anyways due to your horns, and your ability...You're one of the few trolls who can harness ELEMENTA
case, ELECTRICAL ENERGY in the form of ELECTROKINESIS. It is a totally sweet power but you're not very good at controlling it right now, so you try to use it only when necessary.  Being a TROLL OF JUSTICE is not easy, so you turned your basement into a CRIME LAB of sorts to determine if the accused criminals are really guilty or innocent. Usually guilty. You keep your lab hidden via a SECRET HATCH, and the lab also contains
TINKERING WITH VARIOUS GADGETS and other COOL THINGS, though you've yet to produce anything useful.  Speaking of useful, you have quite the analytical mind and often GO OFF ON TANGENTS about the silliest things if you think it'll help you close a case, no matter how small. For the most part, these tangents are a COMPLETE AND TOTAL WASTE OF TIME. Or are they? You think about it. Then think about it some more. Then you wonder
LANTERN'S RING is producing either SOLID LIGHT or SOLID PSYCHIC ENERGY. It is a CONFOUNDING MYSTERY but you think you have the solution...Wait, what were we talking about?  Your trollhandle is "lightningGarrison" and you zzpeak with a ZZPARK in you converzzationzz. Watt did you expect from zzuch an ELECTRIFYING perzzonality?</span>
CNN: (Blah, text dump)
CNN: What will you do?
CLG: < ( ==-> ZZpace out. )
CLG: < ( Wait, don't do that. )
CLG: < ( ==-> Troll comic nerdzz on an internet forum. )
CNN: You troll those forumzz so hard that not even dust is left in your wake. All those poor noobs find themselves agape when they are unable to explain how Superman is affected by green kryptonite while you explain in detail how he is affected by EVERY FORM OF KRYPTONITE in a long, barely tangentially related forum post. How can you do that man, shit like that is UNREAL.
CNN: *er, imagine that for the previous post - the entire thing is in LG's quirk. 
CLG: < ( ==-> ZZnicker at triumphant trolling, and check out chum[p]zz that are online right now. )
CLG: < ( ((Did you get that?)) )
CNN: Well, that was fun. And in a sense poetically appropriate: after all, today they are trolls who fail to memorize their kryptonite, tomorrow they could be ROBBING YOUR HIVE! Or they would if your Lusus didn't eat anyone who tried to rob your hive anyway. The point being, better to teach them a lesson now and have them see the error of their ways. Speaking of which, your EMPATHETICALLY LINKED CHUM(P) appears to be
Green Goblin... er technicalPracticality.</span>
CNN: *d'oh theoreticalPracticality. I AM getting tired.
CLG: < ( ==-> Converzze with the Green Goblin wannabe. )
-- CURRENT lightningGarrison [CLG] has started trolling theoreticalPracticality [TP] --
CLG: < ( Greetingzz, comrade! )
CTP: H...ey, wha...t's up?
CLG: < ( I'll tell you watt'zz up )
CLG: < ( I juzzt decimated an entire ZZuperman Comic Community )
CLG: < ( All of it! )
CLG: < ( They couldn't tell the differencezzzz between the different Kryptonitezz! Watt a bunch of maggotzz! )
-- CURRENT lightningGarrison [CLG] laughs --
CLG: < ( That, and I wazz bored, zzo...Watt've you been up to? )
CTP: We...ll I'm just abo...ut finished wi...th this c...ode for the Tr...oll Are...na 3 ser...ver
CLG: < ( Hmmm? Watt'zz that? )
CTP: It's a v...ideo game.
CLG: < ( Oh, watt genre izz it? )
CTP: FT...S
CLG: < ( Firzzt...Troll ZZhooter? Oh right, thozze )
CLG: < ( I don't play them that much but they're all right )
CLG: < ( Why do you like thizz particular entry though? )
CTP: It's a cl...assic. I was ma...king a server for it as a t...est for WURM
CLG: < ( Remind me watt that izz again? )
CLG: < ( WURM? )
CTP: It's a pro...gramming lang...uage I've been work...ing with for the la...st swe...ep
CLG: < ( Oh, cool )
CLG: < ( I'm not a huge coding buff, but you gotta learn that zztuff for when you're cracking zzomeone'zz hard drive...How complex izz it? )
CTP: R...eally comp...lex. But it'...s slightly be...tter than ~AH...T so I th...ink it's wor...th it
CLG: < ( Oh man, i don't even wanna talk about that )
CLG: < ( it'zz harder than it lookzz to zzet up a thing you're gona uzze later. )
CLG: < ( You're better off juzzt making a gadget for it that workzz. )
CLG: < ( No offenzze. )
CLG: < ( But, at any rate, I hope it workzz for you. ]:) )
CLG: < ( ((Tezzting for NN)) )
CTP: W...ell my gad...get's tend to ex...plode. I'm go...nna run the c...ode now, th...anks LG.
CLG: < ( Okay, have fun zzhooting zztuff! )
-- CURRENT lightningGarrison [CLG] ceased trolling theoreticalPracticality [TP] --
CLG: < ( ====> )
CLG: < ( ((Erazze that arrow)) )
CLG: < ( ==-> Go downzztairzz to workzzhop and tinker with gadgetzz. Try to make a zzpy camera. )
CLG: < ( ==-> And then, while doing that, get interrupted by your newzz feed via email, and check on that ((that leadzz to the article and that firzzt converzzation with ZZA)) )
CLG: < ( ((Doezz THAT work??)) )
CNN: You proceed to do just that. During the lull in the conversation, you successfully make it down to your SECRET LABORATORY. Okay, well it isn't so secret, but the HATCH down to it definitely is. From there, you begin work work on a zzpy camera.
CLG: < ( ==-> Thizz izz brillaint. Thizz izz fantazztic...Thizz izz--Oh watt izz that beeping coming from your computer, go check it, ZZtatic. )
CDJ ceased responding to memo.
CNN: IT KEEPS HAPPENING - Your success at stuff that is. You manage to make a fairly good zzpy camera, although what use it has (apart from the obvious) remains to be seen. *insert in between last two lines*
CLG: < ( ((Heh, great)) )
CNN: You then proceed to have the conv... this is getting to be a running gag by now. Stupid timeline shenanigans. Let's leave you to your research and deal with someone more properly oriented on the linear time axis.
CLG: < ( ==-> Be zzomeone elzze. )
CNN: You are now, once again for the first time, Tabule Elbat. And it appears that you are going to have a bit of a difficult time feeding your Lusus...
CNN: INITIATE STRIFE RANDOMIZER HIERARCHY DECAHEDRONS!!!
CLG: < ( ((OH MAN, we had a zzimilar thing in the other RP I did)) )
CLG: < ( (("YOU ROLL YOU ZZTRIFE HIERARCHY RANDOMIZER CUBEZZ!!! 16")) )
CLG: < ( ((ZZeriouzzly, they had a Macro for that. Hehe. Continue.)) )
CSA: ==->[S] Dεscεηd τσ τhε lσwεsτ ρσiητ iη τhε buildiηg
CSA: [ http://tindeck.com/listen/mclc ]
-- CURRENT senateAggressor [CSA] comes upon his lusus' den, thrashing with rage. Through it's bellowing roars, he's able to sneak into the room. Although he would very much like to feed him the delicious STEAK filed away in his BRIEFCHASM sylladex, he must placate the guardian first. Tabule charges in! --
CNN: Tabule successfully charges down the stairs, with his approach on the den of his lusus culminating in a jump attack towards the creature. Unfortunately, he falls just short of the cholerbear and lands flat on his ass!
CNN: Sensing weakness, Beardad slams down on his young protege, beating the living nightlights out of him in the process.
CSA: ==->Giνε lusus τhε sτεaκ aηd abscσηd
CNN: The steak RUSE was... A DISTRACTION. Of course, it could just be the interaction of two parties for a mutually beneficial arrangement. The cholerbear really just wants the steak, and you just want to get out of there in one piece.
CSA: ==->Rετrεaτ τσ rεsρiτεblσcκ τσ ηursε wσuηds aηd cσητacτ TP
CSA: *GT
CNN: You haven't contacted GT yet, but you heard that TP was contacting the rest of your mutual acquaintances for this game, and she was definitely going to have a place on his list. You figure that if anyone is going to know anything about this "Sgrub" that you don't already know at this point, it would be her.
CSA ceased responding to memo.
CTP ceased responding to memo.
CLG: < ( ((END OF ACT 1?)) )
CNN: You have a conversation that already happened and yet KEEPS HAPPENING.
CNN ceased responding to memo.