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- This is no bull, although it sounds so for
- 'Twas night, but there were lamps, as hath been said.
- A third's all pallid aspect offer'd more
- the traits of sleeping sorrow, and betray'd
- Through the heaved breast the dream of some far shore
- Beloved and deplored while slowly stray'd
- As night-dew, on a cypress glittering, tinges
- the black bough tear-drops through her eyes' dark fringes.
- A fourth as marble, statue-like and still
- Lay in a breathless, hush'd, and stony sleep
- White, cold, and pure, as looks a frozen rill
- Or the snow minaret on an Alpine steep
- Or Lot's wife done in salt, or what you will
- My similes are gather'd in a heap
- So pick and choose perhaps you 'll be content
- With a carved lady on a monument.
- And lo! a fifth appears and what is she?
- A lady of a 'certain age,' which means
- Certainly aged what her years might be
- I know not, never counting past their teens
- But there she slept, not quite so fair to see
- As ere that awful period intervenes
- Which lays both men and women on the shelf
- To meditate upon their sins and self.
- But all this time how slept, or dream'd, Dudu?
- With strict inquiry I could ne'er discover
- And scorn to add a syllable untrue
- But ere the middle watch was hardly over
- Just when the fading lamps waned dim and blue
- And phantoms hover'd, or might seem to hover
- To those who like their company, about
- the apartment, on a sudden she scream'd out
- And that so loudly, that upstarted all
- the Oda, in a general commotion
- Matron and maids, and those whom you may call
- Neither, came crowding like the waves of ocean
- One on the other, throughout the whole hall
- All trembling, wondering, without the least notion
- More than I have myself of what could make
- the calm Dudu so turbulently wake.
- But wide awake she was, and round her bed
- With floating draperies and with flying hair
- With eager eyes, and light but hurried tread
- And bosoms, arms, and ankles glancing bare
- And bright as any meteor ever bred
- By the North Pole, they sought her cause of care
- For she seem'd agitated, flush'd, and frighten'd
- Her eye dilated and her colour heighten'd.
- But what was strange and a strong proof how great
- A blessing is sound sleep Juanna lay
- As fast as ever husband by his mate
- In holy matrimony snores away.
- Not all the clamour broke her happy state
- Of slumber, ere they shook her, so they say
- At least, and then she, too, unclosed her eyes
- And yawn'd a good deal with discreet surprise.
- And now commenced a strict investigation
- Which, as all spoke at once and more than once
- Conjecturing, wondering, asking a narration
- Alike might puzzle either wit or dunce
- To answer in a very clear oration.
- Dudu had never pass'd for wanting sense
- But, being 'no orator as Brutus is,'
- Could not at first expound what was amiss.
- At length she said, that in a slumber sound
- She dream'd a dream, of walking in a wood
- A 'wood obscure,' like that where Dante found
- Himself in at the age when all grow good
- Life's half-way house, where dames with virtue crown'd
- Run much less risk of lovers turning rude
- And that this wood was full of pleasant fruits
- And trees of goodly growth and spreading roots
- And in the midst a golden apple grew
- A most prodigious pippin, but it hung
- Rather too high and distant that she threw
- Her glances on it, and then, longing, flung
- Stones and whatever she could pick up, to
- Bring down the fruit, which still perversely clung
- To its own bough, and dangled yet in sight
- But always at a most provoking height
- That on a sudden, when she least had hope
- It fell down of its own accord before
- Her feet that her first movement was to stoop
- And pick it up, and bite it to the core
- That just as her young lip began to ope
- Upon the golden fruit the vision bore
- A bee flew out and stung her to the heart
- And so she awoke with a great scream and start.
- All this she told with some confusion and
- Dismay, the usual consequence of dreams
- Of the unpleasant kind, with none at hand
- To expound their vain and visionary gleams.
- I 've known some odd ones which seem'd really plann'd
- Prophetically, or that which one deems
- A 'strange coincidence,' to use a phrase
- By which such things are settled now-a-days.
- the damsels, who had thoughts of some great harm
- Began, as is the consequence of fear
- To scold a little at the false alarm
- That broke for nothing on their sleeping car.
- the matron, too, was wroth to leave her warm
- Bed for the dream she had been obliged to hear
- And chafed at poor Dudu, who only sigh'd
- And said that she was sorry she had cried.
- 'I 've heard of stories of a cock and bull
- But visions of an apple and a bee
- To take us from our natural rest, and pull
- the whole Oda from their beds at half-past three
- Would make us think the moon is at its full.
- You surely are unwell, child! we must see
- To-morrow, what his Highness's physician
- Will say to this hysteric of a vision.
- 'And poor Juanna, too the child's first night
- Within these walls to be broke in upon
- With such a clamour! I had thought it right
- That the young stranger should not lie alone
- And, as the quietest of all, she might
- With you, Dudu, a good night's rest have known
- But now I must transfer her to the charge
- Of Lolah though her couch is not so large.'
- Lolah's eyes sparkled at the proposition
- But poor Dudu, with large drops in her own
- Resulting from the scolding or the vision
- Implored that present pardon might be shown
- For this first fault, and that on no condition
- She added in a soft and piteous tone
- Juanna should be taken from her, and
- Her future dreams should all be kept in hand.
- She promised never more to have a dream
- At least to dream so loudly as just now
- She wonder'd at herself how she could scream
- 'Twas foolish, nervous, as she must allow
- A fond hallucination, and a theme
- For laughter but she felt her spirits low
- And begg'd they would excuse her she 'd get over
- This weakness in a few hours, and recover.
- And here Juanna kindly interposed
- And said she felt herself extremely well
- Where she then was, as her sound sleep disclosed
- When all around rang like a tocsin bell
- She did not find herself the least disposed
- To quit her gentle partner, and to dwell
- Apart from one who had no sin to show
- Save that of dreaming once 'mal-a-propos.'
- As thus Juanna spoke, Dudu turn'd round
- And hid her face within Juanna's breast
- Her neck alone was seen, but that was found
- the colour of a budding rose's crest.
- I can't tell why she blush'd, nor can expound
- the mystery of this rupture of their rest
- All that I know is, that the facts I state
- Are true as truth has ever been of late.
- And so good night to them, or, if you will
- Good morrow for the cock had crown, and light
- Began to clothe each Asiatic hill
- And the mosque crescent struggled into sight
- Of the long caravan, which in the chill
- Of dewy dawn wound slowly round each height
- That stretches to the stony belt, which girds
- Asia, where Kaff looks down upon the Kurds.
- With the first ray, or rather grey of morn
- Gulbeyaz rose from restlessness and pale
- As passion rises, with its bosom worn
- Array'd herself with mantle, gem, and veil.
- the nightingale that sings with the deep thorn
- Which fable places in her breast of wail
- Is lighter far of heart and voice than those
- Whose headlong passions form their proper woes.
- And that 's the moral of this composition
- If people would but see its real drift
- But that they will not do without suspicion
- Because all gentle readers have the gift
- Of closing 'gainst the light their orbs of vision
- While gentle writers also love to lift
- their voices 'gainst each other, which is natural
- the numbers are too great for them to flatter all.
- Rose the sultana from a bed of splendour
- Softer than the soft Sybarite's, who cried
- Aloud because his feelings were too tender
- To brook a ruffled rose-leaf by his side
- So beautiful that art could little mend her
- Though pale with conflicts between love and pride
- So agitated was she with her error
- She did not even look into the mirror.
- Also arose about the self-same time
- Perhaps a little later, her great lord
- Master of thirty kingdoms so sublime
- And of a wife by whom he was abhorr'd
- A thing of much less import in that clime
- At least to those of incomes which afford
- the filling up their whole connubial cargo
- Than where two wives are under an embargo.
- He did not think much on the matter, nor
- Indeed on any other as a man
- He liked to have a handsome paramour
- At hand, as one may like to have a fan
- And therefore of Circassians had good store
- As an amusement after the Divan
- Though an unusual fit of love, or duty
- Had made him lately bask in his bride's beauty.
- And now he rose and after due ablutions
- Exacted by the customs of the East
- And prayers and other pious evolutions
- He drank six cups of coffee at the least
- And then withdrew to hear about the Russians
- Whose victories had recently increased
- In Catherine's reign, whom glory still adores
- But oh, thou grand legitimate Alexander!
- Her son's son, let not this last phrase offend
- Thine ear, if it should reach and now rhymes wander
- Almost as far as Petersburgh and lend
- A dreadful impulse to each loud meander
- Of murmuring Liberty's wide waves, which blend
- their roar even with the Baltic's so you be
- Your father's son, 'tis quite enough for me.
- To call men love-begotten or proclaim
- their mothers as the antipodes of Timon
- That hater of mankind, would be a shame
- A libel, or whate'er you please to rhyme on
- But people's ancestors are history's game
- And if one lady's slip could leave a crime on
- All generations, I should like to know
- What pedigree the best would have to show?
- Had Catherine and the sultan understood
- their own true interests, which kings rarely know
- Until 'tis taught by lessons rather rude
- there was a way to end their strife, although
- Perhaps precarious, had they but thought good
- Without the aid of prince or plenipo
- She to dismiss her guards and he his haram
- And for their other matters, meet and share 'em.
- But as it was, his Highness had to hold
- His daily council upon ways and means
- How to encounter with this martial scold
- This modern Amazon and queen of queans
- And the perplexity could not be told
- Of all the pillars of the state, which leans
- Sometimes a little heavy on the backs
- Of those who cannot lay on a new tax.
- Meantime Gulbeyaz, when her king was gone
- Retired into her boudoir, a sweet place
- For love or breakfast private, pleasing, lone
- And rich with all contrivances which grace
- Those gay recesses many a precious stone
- Sparkled along its roof, and many a vase
- Of porcelain held in the fetter'd flowers
- Those captive soothers of a captive's hours.
- Mother of pearl, and porphyry, and marble
- Vied with each other on this costly spot
- And singing birds without were heard to warble
- And the stain'd glass which lighted this fair grot
- Varied each ray but all descriptions garble
- the true effect, and so we had better not
- Be too minute an outline is the best
- A lively reader's fancy does the rest.
- And here she summon'd Baba, and required
- Don Juan at his hands, and information
- Of what had pass'd since all the slaves retired
- And whether he had occupied their station
- If matters had been managed as desired
- And his disguise with due consideration
- Kept up and above all, the where and how
- He had pass'd the night, was what she wish'd to know.
- Baba, with some embarrassment, replied
- To this long catechism of questions, ask'd
- More easily than answer'd, that he had tried
- His best to obey in what he had been task'd
- But there seem'd something that he wish'd to hide
- Which hesitation more betray'd than mask'd
- He scratch'd his ear, the infallible resource
- To which embarrass'd people have recourse.
- Gulbeyaz was no model of true patience
- Nor much disposed to wait in word or deed
- She liked quick answers in all conversations
- And when she saw him stumbling like a steed
- In his replies, she puzzled him for fresh ones
- And as his speech grew still more broken-kneed
- Her cheek began to flush, her eyes to sparkle
- And her proud brow's blue veins to swell and darkle.
- When Baba saw these symptoms, which he knew
- To bode him no great good, he deprecated
- Her anger, and beseech'd she 'd hear him through
- He could not help the thing which he related
- then out it came at length, that to Dudu
- Juan was given in charge, as hath been stated
- But not by Baba's fault, he said, and swore on
- the holy camel's hump, besides the Koran.
- the chief dame of the Oda, upon whom
- the discipline of the whole haram bore
- As soon as they re-enter'd their own room
- For Baba's function stopt short at the door
- Had settled all nor could he then presume
- the aforesaid Baba just then to do more
- Without exciting such suspicion as
- Might make the matter still worse than it was.
- He hoped, indeed he thought, he could be sure
- Juan had not betray'd himself in fact
- 'Twas certain that his conduct had been pure
- Because a foolish or imprudent act
- Would not alone have made him insecure
- But ended in his being found out and sack'd
- And thrown into the sea. Thus Baba spoke
- Of all save Dudu's dream, which was no joke.
- This he discreetly kept in the background
- And talk'd away and might have talk'd till now
- For any further answer that he found
- So deep an anguish wrung Gulbeyaz' brow
- Her cheek turn'd ashes, ears rung, brain whirl'd round
- As if she had received a sudden blow
- And the heart's dew of pain sprang fast and chilly
- O'er her fair front, like Morning's on a lily.
- Although she was not of the fainting sort
- Baba thought she would faint, but there he err'd
- It was but a convulsion, which though short
- Can never be described we all have heard
- And some of us have felt thus 'all amort,'
- When things beyond the common have occurr'd
- Gulbeyaz proved in that brief agony
- What she could ne'er express then how should I?
- She stood a moment as a Pythones
- Stands on her tripod, agonised, and full
- Of inspiration gather'd from distress
- When all the heart-strings like wild horses pull
- the heart asunder then, as more or lees
- their speed abated or their strength grew dull
- She sunk down on her seat by slow degrees
- And bow'd her throbbing head o'er trembling knees.
- Her face declined and was unseen her hair
- Fell in long tresses like the weeping willow
- Sweeping the marble underneath her chair
- Or rather sofa for it was all pillow
- A low soft ottoman, and black despair
- Stirr'd up and down her bosom like a billow
- Which rushes to some shore whose shingles check
- Its farther course, but must receive its wreck.
- Her head hung down, and her long hair in stooping
- Conceal'd her features better than a veil
- And one hand o'er the ottoman lay drooping
- White, waxen, and as alabaster pale
- Would that I were a painter! to be grouping
- All that a poet drags into detail
- O that my words were colours! but their tints
- May serve perhaps as outlines or slight hints.
- Baba, who knew by experience when to talk
- And when to hold his tongue, now held it till
- This passion might blow o'er, nor dared to balk
- Gulbeyaz' taciturn or speaking will.
- At length she rose up, and began to walk
- Slowly along the room, but silent still
- And her brow clear'd, but not her troubled eye
- the wind was down, but still the sea ran high.
- She stopp'd, and raised her head to speak but paused
- And then moved on again with rapid pace
- then slacken'd it, which is the march most caused
- By deep emotion you may sometimes trace
- A feeling in each footstep, as disclosed
- By Sallust in his Catiline, who, chased
- By all the demons of all passions, show'd
- their work even by the way in which he trode.
- Gulbeyaz stopp'd and beckon'd Baba 'Slave!
- Bring the two slaves!' she said in a low tone
- But one which Baba did not like to brave
- And yet he shudder'd, and seem'd rather prone
- To prove reluctant, and begg'd leave to crave
- Though he well knew the meaning to be shown
- What slaves her highness wish'd to indicate
- For fear of any error, like the late.
- 'the Georgian and her paramour,' replied
- the imperial bride and added, 'Let the boat
- Be ready by the secret portal's side
- You know the rest.' the words stuck in her throat
- Despite her injured love and fiery pride
- And of this Baba willingly took note
- And begg'd by every hair of Mahomet's beard
- She would revoke the order he had heard.
- 'To hear is to obey,' he said 'but still
- Sultana, think upon the consequence
- It is not that I shall not all fulfil
- Your orders, even in their severest sense
- But such precipitation may end ill
- Even at your own imperative expense
- I do not mean destruction and exposure
- In case of any premature disclosure
- 'But your own feelings. Even should all the rest
- Be hidden by the rolling waves, which hide
- Already many a once love-beaten breast
- Deep in the caverns of the deadly tide
- You love this boyish, new, seraglio guest
- And if this violent remedy be tried
- Excuse my freedom, when I here assure you
- That killing him is not the way to cure you.'
- 'What dost thou know of love or feeling? Wretch!
- Begone!' she cried, with kindling eyes 'and do
- My bidding!' Baba vanish'd, for to stretch
- His own remonstrance further he well knew
- Might end in acting as his own 'Jack Ketch'
- And though he wish'd extremely to get through
- This awkward business without harm to others
- He still preferr'd his own neck to another's.
- Away he went then upon his commission
- Growling and grumbling in good Turkish phrase
- Against all women of whate'er condition
- Especially sultanas and their ways
- their obstinacy, pride, and indecision
- their never knowing their own mind two days
- the trouble that they gave, their immorality
- Which made him daily bless his own neutrality.
- And then he call'd his brethren to his aid
- And sent one on a summons to the pair
- That they must instantly be well array'd
- And above all be comb'd even to a hair
- And brought before the empress, who had made
- Inquiries after them with kindest care
- At which Dudu look'd strange, and Juan silly
- But go they must at once, and will I nill I.
- And here I leave them at their preparation
- For the imperial presence, wherein whether
- Gulbeyaz show'd them both commiseration
- Or got rid of the parties altogether
- Like other angry ladies of her nation
- Are things the turning of a hair or feather
- May settle but far be 't from me to anticipate
- In what way feminine caprice may dissipate.
- I leave them for the present with good wishes
- Though doubts of their well doing, to arrange
- Another part of history for the dishes
- Of this our banquet we must sometimes change
- And trusting Juan may escape the fishes
- Although his situation now seems strange
- And scarce secure, as such digressions are fair
- the Muse will take a little touch at warfare.
- O Love! O Glory! what are ye who fly
- Around us ever, rarely to alight?
- there 's not a meteor in the polar sky
- Of such transcendent and more fleeting flight.
- Chill, and chain'd to cold earth, we lift on high
- Our eyes in search of either lovely light
- A thousand and a thousand colours they
- Assume, then leave us on our freezing way.
- And such as they are, such my present tale is
- A non-descript and ever-varying rhyme
- A versified Aurora Borealis
- Which flashes o'er a waste and icy clime.
- When we know what all are, we must bewail us
- But ne'ertheless I hope it is no crime
- To laugh at all things for I wish to know
- What, after all, are all things but a show?
- they accuse me Me the present writer of
- the present poem of I know not what
- A tendency to under-rate and scoff
- At human power and virtue, and all that
- And this they say in language rather rough.
- Good God! I wonder what they would be at!
- I say no more than hath been said in Dante's
- Verse, and by Solomon and by Cervantes
- By Swift, by Machiavel, by Rochefoucault
- By Fenelon, by Luther, and by Plato
- By Tillotson, and Wesley, and Rousseau
- Who knew this life was not worth a potato.
- 'T is not their fault, nor mine, if this be so
- For my part, I pretend not to be Cato
- Nor even Diogenes. We live and die
- But which is best, you know no more than I.
- Socrates said, our only knowledge was
- 'To know that nothing could be known' a pleasant
- Science enough, which levels to an ass
- Each man of wisdom, future, past, or present.
- Newton that proverb of the mind, alas!
- Declared, with all his grand discoveries recent
- That he himself felt only 'like a youth
- Picking up shells by the great ocean Truth.'
- Ecclesiastes said, 'that all is vanity'
- Most modern preachers say the same, or show it
- By their examples of true Christianity
- In short, all know, or very soon may know it
- And in this scene of all-confess'd inanity
- By saint, by sage, by preacher, and by poet
- Must I restrain me, through the fear of strife
- From holding up the nothingness of life?
- Dogs, or men! for I flatter you in saying
- That ye are dogs your betters far ye may
- Read, or read not, what I am now essaying
- To show ye what ye are in every way.
- As little as the moon stops for the baying
- Of wolves, will the bright muse withdraw one ray
- From out her skies then howl your idle wrath!
- While she still silvers o'er your gloomy path.
- 'Fierce loves and faithless wars' I am not sure
- If this be the right reading 't is no matter
- the fact 's about the same, I am secure
- I sing them both, and am about to batter
- A town which did a famous siege endure
- And was beleaguer'd both by land and water
- By Souvaroff, or Anglice Suwarrow
- Who loved blood as an alderman loves marrow.
- the fortress is call'd Ismail, and is placed
- Upon the Danube's left branch and left bank
- With buildings in the Oriental taste
- But still a fortress of the foremost rank
- Or was at least, unless 't is since defaced
- Which with your conquerors is a common prank
- It stands some eighty versts from the high sea
- And measures round of toises thousands three.
- Within the extent of this fortification
- A borough is comprised along the height
- Upon the left, which from its loftier station
- Commands the city, and upon its site
- A Greek had raised around this elevation
- A quantity of palisades upright
- So placed as to impede the fire of those
- Who held the place, and to assist the foe's.
- This circumstance may serve to give a notion
- Of the high talents of this new Vauban
- But the town ditch below was deep as ocean
- the rampart higher than you 'd wish to hang
- But then there was a great want of precaution
- Prithee, excuse this engineering slang
- Nor work advanced, nor cover'd way was there
- To hint at least 'Here is no thoroughfare.'
- But a stone bastion, with a narrow gorge
- And walls as thick as most skulls born as yet
- Two batteries, cap-a-pie, as our St. George
- Case-mated one, and t' other 'a barbette,'
- Of Danube's bank took formidable charge
- While two and twenty cannon duly set
- Rose over the town's right side, in bristling tier
- Forty feet high, upon a cavalier.
- But from the river the town 's open quite
- Because the Turks could never be persuaded
- A Russian vessel e'er would heave in sight
- And such their creed was, till they were invaded
- When it grew rather late to set things right.
- But as the Danube could not well be waded
- they look'd upon the Muscovite flotilla
- And only shouted, 'Allah!' and 'Bis Millah!'
- the Russians now were ready to attack
- But oh, ye goddesses of war and glory!
- How shall I spell the name of each Cossacque
- Who were immortal, could one tell their story?
- Alas! what to their memory can lack?
- Achilles' self was not more grim and gory
- Than thousands of this new and polish'd nation
- Whose names want nothing but pronunciation.
- Still I 'll record a few, if but to increase
- Our euphony there was Strongenoff, and Strokonoff
- Meknop, Serge Lwow, Arsniew of modern Greece
- And Tschitsshakoff, and Roguenoff, and Chokenoff
- And others of twelve consonants apiece
- And more might be found out, if I could poke enough
- Into gazettes but Fame capricious strumpet
- It seems, has got an ear as well as trumpet
- And cannot tune those discords of narration
- Which may be names at Moscow, into rhyme
- Yet there were several worth commemoration
- As e'er was virgin of a nuptial chime
- Soft words, too, fitted for the peroration
- Of Londonderry drawling against time
- Ending in 'ischskin,' 'ousckin,' 'iffskchy,' 'ouski
- Of whom we can insert but Rousamouski
- Scherematoff and Chrematoff, Koklophti
- Koclobski, Kourakin, and Mouskin Pouskin
- All proper men of weapons, as e'er scoff'd high
- Against a foe, or ran a sabre through skin
- Little cared they for Mahomet or Mufti
- Unless to make their kettle-drums a new skin
- Out of their hides, if parchment had grown dear
- And no more handy substitute been near.
- then there were foreigners of much renown
- Of various nations, and all volunteers
- Not fighting for their country or its crown
- But wishing to be one day brigadiers
- Also to have the sacking of a town
- A pleasant thing to young men at their years.
- 'Mongst them were several Englishmen of pith
- Sixteen call'd Thomson, and nineteen named Smith.
- Jack Thomson and Bill Thomson all the rest
- Had been call'd 'Jemmy,' after the great bard
- I don't know whether they had arms or crest
- But such a godfather 's as good a card.
- Three of the Smiths were Peters but the best
- Amongst them all, hard blows to inflict or ward
- Was he, since so renown'd 'in country quarters
- At Halifax' but now he served the Tartars.
- the rest were jacks and Gills and Wills and Bills
- But when I 've added that the elder jack Smith
- Was born in Cumberland among the hills
- And that his father was an honest blacksmith
- I 've said all I know of a name that fills
- Three lines of the despatch in taking 'Schmacksmith,'
- A village of Moldavia's waste, wherein
- He fell, immortal in a bulletin.
- I wonder although Mars no doubt 's a god
- Praise if a man's name in a bulletin
- May make up for a bullet in his body?
- I hope this little question is no sin
- Because, though I am but a simple noddy
- I think one Shakspeare puts the same thought in
- the mouth of some one in his plays so doting
- Which many people pass for wits by quoting.
- then there were Frenchmen, gallant, young, and gay
- But I 'm too great a patriot to record
- their Gallic names upon a glorious day
- I 'd rather tell ten lies than say a word
- Of truth such truths are treason they betray
- their country and as traitors are abhorr'd
- Who name the French in English, save to show
- How Peace should make John Bull the Frenchman's foe.
- the Russians, having built two batteries on
- An isle near Ismail, had two ends in view
- the first was to bombard it, and knock down
- the public buildings and the private too
- No matter what poor souls might be undone.
- the city's shape suggested this, 't is true
- Form'd like an amphitheatre, each dwelling
- Presented a fine mark to throw a shell in.
- the second object was to profit by
- the moment of the general consternation
- To attack the Turk's flotilla, which lay nigh
- Extremely tranquil, anchor'd at its station
- But a third motive was as probably
- To frighten them into capitulation
- A phantasy which sometimes seizes warriors
- Unless they are game as bull-dogs and fox-terriers.
- A habit rather blamable, which is
- That of despising those we combat with
- Common in many cases, was in this
- the cause of killing Tchitchitzkoff and Smith
- One of the valorous 'Smiths' whom we shall miss
- Out of those nineteen who late rhymed to 'pith'
- But 't is a name so spread o'er 'Sir' and 'Madam,'
- That one would think the first who bore it 'Adam.'
- the Russian batteries were incomplete
- Because they were constructed in a hurry
- Thus the same cause which makes a verse want feet
- And throws a cloud o'er Longman and John Murray
- When the sale of new books is not so fleet
- As they who print them think is necessary
- May likewise put off for a time what story
- Sometimes calls 'murder,' and at others 'glory.'
- Whether it was their engineer's stupidity
- their haste, or waste, I neither know nor care
- Or some contractor's personal cupidity
- Saving his soul by cheating in the ware
- Of homicide, but there was no solidity
- In the new batteries erected there
- they either miss'd, or they were never miss'd
- And added greatly to the missing list.
- A sad miscalculation about distance
- Made all their naval matters incorrect
- Three fireships lost their amiable existence
- Before they reach'd a spot to take effect
- the match was lit too soon, and no assistance
- Could remedy this lubberly defect
- they blew up in the middle of the river
- While, though 't was dawn, the Turks slept fast as ever.
- At seven they rose, however, and survey'd
- the Russ flotilla getting under way
- 'T was nine, when still advancing undismay'd
- Within a cable's length their vessels lay
- Off Ismail, and commenced a cannonade
- Which was return'd with interest, I may say
- And by a fire of musketry and grape
- And shells and shot of every size and shape.
- For six hours bore they without intermission
- the Turkish fire, and aided by their own
- Land batteries, work'd their guns with great precision
- At length they found mere cannonade alone
- By no means would produce the town's submission
- And made a signal to retreat at one.
- One bark blew up, a second near the works
- Running aground, was taken by the Turks.
- the Moslem, too, had lost both ships and men
- But when they saw the enemy retire
- their Delhis mann'd some boats, and sail'd again
- And gall'd the Russians with a heavy fire
- And tried to make a landing on the main
- But here the effect fell short of their desire
- Count Damas drove them back into the water
- Pell-mell, and with a whole gazette of slaughter.
- 'If' says the historian here 'I could report
- All that the Russians did upon this day
- I think that several volumes would fall short
- And I should still have many things to say'
- And so he says no more but pays his court
- To some distinguish'd strangers in that fray
- the Prince de Ligne, and Langeron, and Damas
- Names great as any that the roll of Fame has.
- This being the case, may show us what Fame is
- For out of these three 'preux Chevaliers,' how
- Many of common readers give a guess
- That such existed? and they may live now
- For aught we know. Renown 's all hit or miss
- there 's fortune even in fame, we must allow.
- 'T is true the Memoirs of the Prince de Ligne
- Have half withdrawn from him oblivion's screen.
- But here are men who fought in gallant actions
- As gallantly as ever heroes fought
- But buried in the heap of such transactions
- their names are rarely found, nor often sought.
- Thus even good fame may suffer sad contractions
- And is extinguish'd sooner than she ought
- Of all our modern battles, I will bet
- You can't repeat nine names from each Gazette.
- In short, this last attack, though rich in glory
- Show'd that somewhere, somehow, there was a fault
- And Admiral Ribas known in Russian story
- Most strongly recommended an assault
- In which he was opposed by young and hoary
- Which made a long debate but I must halt
- For if I wrote down every warrior's speech
- I doubt few readers e'er would mount the breach.
- there was a man, if that he was a man
- Not that his manhood could be call'd in question
- For had he not been Hercules, his span
- Had been as short in youth as indigestion
- Made his last illness, when, all worn and wan
- He died beneath a tree, as much unblest on
- the soil of the green province he had wasted
- As e'er was locust on the land it blasted.
- This was Potemkin a great thing in days
- When homicide and harlotry made great
- If stars and titles could entail long praise
- His glory might half equal his estate.
- This fellow, being six foot high, could raise
- A kind of phantasy proportionate
- In the then sovereign of the Russian people
- Who measured men as you would do a steeple.
- While things were in abeyance, Ribas sent
- A courier to the prince, and he succeeded
- In ordering matters after his own bent
- I cannot tell the way in which he pleaded
- But shortly he had cause to be content.
- In the mean time, the batteries proceeded
- And fourscore cannon on the Danube's border
- Were briskly fired and answer'd in due order.
- But on the thirteenth, when already part
- Of the troops were embark'd, the siege to raise
- A courier on the spur inspired new heart
- Into all panters for newspaper praise
- As well as dilettanti in war's art
- By his despatches couch'd in pithy phrase
- Announcing the appointment of that lover of
- Battles to the command, Field-Marshal Souvaroff.
- the letter of the prince to the same marshal
- Was worthy of a Spartan, had the cause
- Been one to which a good heart could be partial
- Defence of freedom, country, or of laws
- But as it was mere lust of power to o'er-arch all
- With its proud brow, it merits slight applause
- Save for its style, which said, all in a trice
- 'You will take Ismail at whatever price.'
- 'Let there be light! said God, and there was light!'
- 'Let there be blood!' says man, and there 's a seal
- the fiat of this spoil'd child of the Night
- For Day ne'er saw his merits could decree
- More evil in an hour, than thirty bright
- Summers could renovate, though they should be
- Lovely as those which ripen'd Eden's fruit
- For war cuts up not only branch, but root.
- Our friends the Turks, who with loud 'Allahs' now
- Began to signalise the Russ retreat
- Were damnably mistaken few are slow
- In thinking that their enemy is beat
- Or beaten, if you insist on grammar, though
- I never think about it in a heat
- But here I say the Turks were much mistaken
- Who hating hogs, yet wish'd to save their bacon.
- For, on the sixteenth, at full gallop, drew
- In sight two horsemen, who were deem'd Cossacques
- For some time, till they came in nearer view.
- they had but little baggage at their backs
- For there were but three shirts between the two
- But on they rode upon two Ukraine hacks
- Till, in approaching, were at length descried
- In this plain pair, Suwarrow and his guide.
- 'Great joy to London now!' says some great fool
- When London had a grand illumination
- Which to that bottle-conjurer, John Bull
- Is of all dreams the first hallucination
- So that the streets of colour'd lamps are full
- That Sage said john surrenders at discretion
- His purse, his soul, his sense, and even his nonsense
- To gratify, like a huge moth, this one sense.
- 'T is strange that he should farther 'damn his eyes,'
- For they are damn'd that once all-famous oath
- Is to the devil now no farther prize
- Since John has lately lost the use of both.
- Debt he calls wealth, and taxes Paradise
- And Famine, with her gaunt and bony growth
- Which stare him in the face, he won't examine
- Or swears that Ceres hath begotten Famine.
- But to the tale great joy unto the camp!
- To Russian, Tartar, English, French, Cossacque
- O'er whom Suwarrow shone like a gas lamp
- Presaging a most luminous attack
- Or like a wisp along the marsh so damp
- Which leads beholders on a boggy walk
- He flitted to and fro a dancing light
- Which all who saw it follow'd, wrong or right.
- But certes matters took a different face
- there was enthusiasm and much applause
- the fleet and camp saluted with great grace
- And all presaged good fortune to their cause.
- Within a cannon-shot length of the place
- they drew, constructed ladders, repair'd flaws
- In former works, made new, prepared fascines
- And all kinds of benevolent machines.
- 'T is thus the spirit of a single mind
- Makes that of multitudes take one direction
- As roll the waters to the breathing wind
- Or roams the herd beneath the bull's protection
- Or as a little dog will lead the blind
- Or a bell-wether form the flock's connection
- By tinkling sounds, when they go forth to victual
- Such is the sway of your great men o'er little.
- the whole camp rung with joy you would have thought
- That they were going to a marriage feast
- This metaphor, I think, holds good as aught
- Since there is discord after both at least
- there was not now a luggage boy but sought
- Danger and spoil with ardour much increased
- And why? because a little odd old man
- Stript to his shirt, was come to lead the van.
- But so it was and every preparation
- Was made with all alacrity the first
- Detachment of three columns took its station
- And waited but the signal's voice to burst
- Upon the foe the second's ordination
- Was also in three columns, with a thirst
- For glory gaping o'er a sea of slaughter
- the third, in columns two, attack'd by water.
- New batteries were erected, and was held
- A general council, in which unanimity
- That stranger to most councils, here prevail'd
- As sometimes happens in a great extremity
- And every difficulty being dispell'd
- Glory began to dawn with due sublimity
- While Souvaroff, determined to obtain it
- Was teaching his recruits to use the bayonet
- It is an actual fact, that he, commander
- In chief, in proper person deign'd to drill
- the awkward squad, and could afford to squander
- His time, a corporal's duty to fulfil
- Just as you 'd break a sucking salamander
- To swallow flame, and never take it ill
- He show'd them how to mount a ladder which
- Was not like Jacob's or to cross a ditch.
- Also he dress'd up, for the nonce, fascines
- Like men with turbans, scimitars, and dirks
- And made them charge with bayonet these machines
- By way of lesson against actual Turks
- And when well practised in these mimic scenes
- He judged them proper to assail the works
- At which your wise men sneer'd in phrases witty
- He made no answer but he took the city.
- Most things were in this posture on the eve
- Of the assault, and all the camp was in
- A stern repose which you would scarce conceive
- Yet men resolved to dash through thick and thin
- Are very silent when they once believe
- That all is settled there was little din
- For some were thinking of their home and friends
- And others of themselves and latter ends.
- Suwarrow chiefly was on the alert
- Surveying, drilling, ordering, jesting, pondering
- For the man was, we safely may assert
- A thing to wonder at beyond most wondering
- Hero, buffoon, half-demon, and half-dirt
- Praying, instructing, desolating, plundering
- Now Mars, now Momus and when bent to storm
- A fortress, Harlequin in uniform.
- the day before the assault, while upon drill
- For this great conqueror play'd the corporal
- Some Cossacques, hovering like hawks round a hill
- Had met a party towards the twilight's fall
- One of whom spoke their tongue or well or ill
- 'T was much that he was understood at all
- But whether from his voice, or speech, or manner
- they found that he had fought beneath their banner.
- Whereon immediately at his request
- they brought him and his comrades to head-quarters
- their dress was Moslem, but you might have guess'd
- That these were merely masquerading Tartars
- And that beneath each Turkish-fashion'd vest
- Lurk'd Christianity which sometimes barters
- Her inward grace for outward show, and makes
- It difficult to shun some strange mistakes.
- Suwarrow, who was standing in his shirt
- Before a company of Calmucks, drilling
- Exclaiming, fooling, swearing at the inert
- And lecturing on the noble art of killing
- For deeming human clay but common dirt
- This great philosopher was thus instilling
- His maxims, which to martial comprehension
- Proved death in battle equal to a pension
- Suwarrow, when he saw this company
- Of Cossacques and their prey, turn'd round and cast
- Upon them his slow brow and piercing eye
- 'Whence come ye?' 'From Constantinople last
- Captives just now escaped,' was the reply.
- 'What are ye?' 'What you see us.' Briefly pass'd
- This dialogue for he who answer'd knew
- To whom he spoke, and made his words but few.
- 'Your names?' 'Mine 's Johnson, and my comrade 's Juan
- the other two are women, and the third
- Is neither man nor woman.' the chief threw on
- the party a slight glance, then said, 'I have heard
- Your name before, the second is a new one
- To bring the other three here was absurd
- But let that pass I think I have heard your name
- In the Nikolaiew regiment?' 'the same.'
- 'You served at Widdin?' 'Yes.' 'You led the attack?'
- 'I did.' 'What next?' 'I really hardly know.'
- 'You were the first i' the breach?' 'I was not slack
- At least to follow those who might be so.'
- 'What follow'd?' 'A shot laid me on my back
- And I became a prisoner to the foe.'
- 'You shall have vengeance, for the town surrounded
- Is twice as strong as that where you were wounded.
- 'Where will you serve?' 'Where'er you please.' 'I know
- You like to be the hope of the forlorn
- And doubtless would be foremost on the foe
- After the hardships you 've already borne.
- And this young fellow say what can he do?
- He with the beardless chin and garments torn?'
- 'Why, general, if he hath no greater fault
- In war than love, he had better lead the assault.'
- 'He shall if that he dare.' Here Juan bow'd
- Low as the compliment deserved. Suwarrow
- Continued 'Your old regiment's allow'd
- By special providence, to lead to-morrow
- Or it may be to-night, the assault I have vow'd
- To several saints, that shortly plough or harrow
- Shall pass o'er what was Ismail, and its tusk
- Be unimpeded by the proudest mosque.
- 'So now, my lads, for glory!' Here he turn'd
- And drill'd away in the most classic Russian
- Until each high, heroic bosom burn'd
- For cash and conquest, as if from a cushion
- A preacher had held forth who nobly spurn'd
- All earthly goods save tithes and bade them push on
- To slay the Pagans who resisted, battering
- the armies of the Christian Empress Catherine.
- Johnson, who knew by this long colloquy
- Himself a favourite, ventured to address
- Suwarrow, though engaged with accents high
- In his resumed amusement. 'I confess
- My debt in being thus allow'd to die
- Among the foremost but if you 'd express
- Explicitly our several posts, my friend
- And self would know what duty to attend.'
- 'Right! I was busy, and forgot. Why, you
- Will join your former regiment, which should be
- Now under arms. Ho! Katskoff, take him to
- Here he call'd up a Polish orderly
- His post, I mean the regiment Nikolaiew
- the stranger stripling may remain with me
- He 's a fine boy. the women may be sent
- To the other baggage, or to the sick tent.'
- But here a sort of scene began to ensue
- the ladies, who by no means had been bred
- To be disposed of in a way so new
- Although their haram education led
- Doubtless to that of doctrines the most true
- Passive obedience, now raised up the head
- With flashing eyes and starting tears, and flung
- their arms, as hens their wings about their young
- O'er the promoted couple of brave men
- Who were thus honour'd by the greatest chief
- That ever peopled hell with heroes slain
- Or plunged a province or a realm in grief.
- O, foolish mortals! Always taught in vain!
- O, glorious laurel! since for one sole leaf
- Of thine imaginary deathless tree
- Of blood and tears must flow the unebbing sea.
- Suwarrow, who had small regard for tears
- And not much sympathy for blood, survey'd
- the women with their hair about their ears
- And natural agonies, with a slight shade
- Of feeling for however habit sears
- Men's hearts against whole millions, when their trade
- Is butchery, sometimes a single sorrow
- Will touch even heroes and such was Suwarrow.
- He said, and in the kindest Calmuck tone
- 'Why, Johnson, what the devil do you mean
- By bringing women here? they shall be shown
- All the attention possible, and seen
- In safety to the waggons, where alone
- In fact they can be safe. You should have been
- Aware this kind of baggage never thrives
- Save wed a year, I hate recruits with wives.'
- 'May it please your excellency,' thus replied
- Our British friend, 'these are the wives of others
- And not our own. I am too qualified
- By service with my military brothers
- To break the rules by bringing one's own bride
- Into a camp I know that nought so bothers
- the hearts of the heroic on a charge
- As leaving a small family at large.
- 'But these are but two Turkish ladies, who
- With their attendant aided our escape
- And afterwards accompanied us through
- A thousand perils in this dubious shape.
- To me this kind of life is not so new
- To them, poor things, it is an awkward scrape.
- I therefore, if you wish me to fight freely
- Request that they may both be used genteelly.'
- Meantime these two poor girls, with swimming eyes
- Look'd on as if in doubt if they could trust
- their own protectors nor was their surprise
- Less than their grief and truly not less just
- To see an old man, rather wild than wise
- In aspect, plainly clad, besmear'd with dust
- Stript to his waistcoat, and that not too clean
- More fear'd than all the sultans ever seen.
- For every thing seem'd resting on his nod
- As they could read in all eyes. Now to them
- Who were accustom'd, as a sort of god
- To see the sultan, rich in many a gem
- Like an imperial peacock stalk abroad
- That royal bird, whose tail 's a diadem
- With all the pomp of power, it was a doubt
- How power could condescend to do without.
- John Johnson, seeing their extreme dismay
- Though little versed in feelings oriental
- Suggested some slight comfort in his way
- Don Juan, who was much more sentimental
- Swore they should see him by the dawn of day
- Or that the Russian army should repent all
- And, strange to say, they found some consolation
- In this for females like exaggeration.
- And then with tears, and sighs, and some slight kisses
- they parted for the present these to await
- According to the artillery's hits or misses
- What sages call Chance, Providence, or Fate
- Uncertainty is one of many blisses
- A mortgage on Humanity's estate
- While their beloved friends began to arm
- To burn a town which never did them harm.
- Suwarrow, who but saw things in the gross
- Being much too gross to see them in detail
- Who calculated life as so much dross
- And as the wind a widow'd nation's wail
- And cared as little for his army's loss
- So that their efforts should at length prevail
- As wife and friends did for the boils of job
- What was 't to him to hear two women sob?
- Nothing. the work of glory still went on
- In preparations for a cannonade
- As terrible as that of Ilion
- If Homer had found mortars ready made
- But now, instead of slaying Priam's son
- We only can but talk of escalade
- Bombs, drums, guns, bastions, batteries, bayonets, bullets
- Hard words, which stick in the soft Muses' gullets.
- O, thou eternal Homer! who couldst charm
- All cars, though long all ages, though so short
- By merely wielding with poetic arm
- Arms to which men will never more resort
- Unless gunpowder should be found to harm
- Much less than is the hope of every court
- Which now is leagued young Freedom to annoy
- But they will not find Liberty a Troy
- O, thou eternal Homer! I have now
- To paint a siege, wherein more men were slain
- With deadlier engines and a speedier blow
- Than in thy Greek gazette of that campaign
- And yet, like all men else, I must allow
- To vie with thee would be about as vain
- As for a brook to cope with ocean's flood
- But still we moderns equal you in blood
- If not in poetry, at least in fact
- And fact is truth, the grand desideratum!
- Of which, howe'er the Muse describes each act
- there should be ne'ertheless a slight substratum.
- But now the town is going to be attack'd
- Great deeds are doing how shall I relate 'em?
- Souls of immortal generals! Phoebus watches
- To colour up his rays from your despatches.
- O, ye great bulletins of Bonaparte!
- O, ye less grand long lists of kill'd and wounded!
- Shade of Leonidas, who fought so hearty
- When my poor Greece was once, as now, surrounded!
- O, Caesar's Commentaries! now impart, ye
- Shadows of glory! lest I be confounded
- A portion of your fading twilight hues
- So beautiful, so fleeting, to the Muse.
- When I call 'fading' martial immortality
- I mean, that every age and every year
- And almost every day, in sad reality
- Some sucking hero is compell'd to rear
- Who, when we come to sum up the totality
- Of deeds to human happiness most dear
- Turns out to be a butcher in great business
- Afflicting young folks with a sort of dizziness.
- Medals, rank, ribands, lace, embroidery, scarlet
- Are things immortal to immortal man
- As purple to the Babylonian harlot
- An uniform to boys is like a fan
- To women there is scarce a crimson varlet
- But deems himself the first in Glory's van.
- But Glory's glory and if you would find
- What that is ask the pig who sees the wind!
- At least he feels it, and some say he sees
- Because he runs before it like a pig
- Or, if that simple sentence should displease
- Say, that he scuds before it like a brig
- A schooner, or but it is time to ease
- This Canto, ere my Muse perceives fatigue.
- the next shall ring a peal to shake all people
- Like a bob-major from a village steeple.
- Hark! through the silence of the cold, dull night
- the hum of armies gathering rank on rank!
- Lo! dusky masses steal in dubious sight
- Along the leaguer'd wall and bristling bank
- Of the arm'd river, while with straggling light
- the stars peep through the vapours dim and dank
- Which curl in curious wreaths how soon the smoke
- Of Hell shall pall them in a deeper cloak!
- Here pause we for the present as even then
- That awful pause, dividing life from death
- Struck for an instant on the hearts of men
- Thousands of whom were drawing their last breath!
- A moment and all will be life again!
- the march! the charge! the shouts of either faith!
- Hurra! and Allah! and one moment more
- the death-cry drowning in the battle's roar.
- O blood and thunder! and oh blood and wounds!
- these are but vulgar oaths, as you may deem
- Too gentle reader! and most shocking sounds
- And so they are yet thus is Glory's dream
- Unriddled, and as my true Muse expounds
- At present such things, since they are her theme
- So be they her inspirers! Call them Mars
- Bellona, what you will they mean but wars.
- All was prepared the fire, the sword, the men
- To wield them in their terrible array.
- the army, like a lion from his den
- March'd forth with nerve and sinews bent to slay
- A human Hydra, issuing from its fen
- To breathe destruction on its winding way
- Whose heads were heroes, which cut off in vain
- Immediately in others grew again.
- History can only take things in the gross
- But could we know them in detail, perchance
- In balancing the profit and the loss
- War's merit it by no means might enhance
- To waste so much gold for a little dross
- As hath been done, mere conquest to advance.
- the drying up a single tear has more
- Of honest fame, than shedding seas of gore.
- And why? because it brings self-approbation
- Whereas the other, after all its glare
- Shouts, bridges, arches, pensions from a nation
- Which it may be has not much left to spare
- A higher title, or a loftier station
- Though they may make Corruption gape or stare
- Yet, in the end, except in Freedom's battles
- Are nothing but a child of Murder's rattles.
- And such they are and such they will be found
- Not so Leonidas and Washington
- Whose every battle-field is holy ground
- Which breathes of nations saved, not worlds undone.
- How sweetly on the ear such echoes sound!
- While the mere victor's may appal or stun
- the servile and the vain, such names will be
- A watchword till the future shall be free.
- the night was dark, and the thick mist allow'd
- Nought to be seen save the artillery's flame
- Which arch'd the horizon like a fiery cloud
- And in the Danube's waters shone the same
- A mirror'd hell! the volleying roar, and loud
- Long booming of each peal on peal, o'ercame
- the ear far more than thunder for Heaven's flashes
- Spare, or smite rarely man's make millions ashes!
- the column order'd on the assault scarce pass'd
- Beyond the Russian batteries a few toises
- When up the bristling Moslem rose at last
- Answering the Christian thunders with like voices
- then one vast fire, air, earth, and stream embraced
- Which rock'd as 't were beneath the mighty noises
- While the whole rampart blazed like Etna, when
- the restless Titan hiccups in his den.
- And one enormous shout of 'Allah!' rose
- In the same moment, loud as even the roar
- Of war's most mortal engines, to their foes
- Hurling defiance city, stream, and shore
- Resounded 'Allah!' and the clouds which close
- With thick'ning canopy the conflict o'er
- Vibrate to the Eternal name. Hark! through
- All sounds it pierceth 'Allah! Allah! Hu!'
- the columns were in movement one and all
- But of the portion which attack'd by water
- Thicker than leaves the lives began to fall
- Though led by Arseniew, that great son of slaughter
- As brave as ever faced both bomb and ball.
- 'Carnage' so Wordsworth tells you 'is God's daughter'
- If he speak truth, she is Christ's sister, and
- Just now behaved as in the Holy Land.
- the Prince de Ligne was wounded in the knee
- Count Chapeau-Bras, too, had a ball between
- His cap and head, which proves the head to be
- Aristocratic as was ever seen
- Because it then received no injury
- More than the cap in fact, the ball could mean
- No harm unto a right legitimate head
- 'Ashes to ashes' why not lead to lead?
- Also the General Markow, Brigadier
- Insisting on removal of the prince
- Amidst some groaning thousands dying near
- All common fellows, who might writhe and wince
- And shriek for water into a deaf ear
- the General Markow, who could thus evince
- His sympathy for rank, by the same token
- To teach him greater, had his own leg broken.
- Three hundred cannon threw up their emetic
- And thirty thousand muskets flung their pills
- Like hail, to make a bloody diuretic.
- Mortality! thou hast thy monthly bills
- Thy plagues, thy famines, thy physicians, yet tick
- Like the death-watch, within our ears the ills
- Past, present, and to come but all may yield
- To the true portrait of one battle-field.
- there the still varying pangs, which multiply
- Until their very number makes men hard
- By the infinities of agony
- Which meet the gaze whate'er it may regard
- the groan, the roll in dust, the all-white eye
- Turn'd back within its socket, these reward
- Your rank and file by thousands, while the rest
- May win perhaps a riband at the breast!
- Yet I love glory glory 's a great thing
- Think what it is to be in your old age
- Maintain'd at the expense of your good king
- A moderate pension shakes full many a sage
- And heroes are but made for bards to sing
- Which is still better thus in verse to wage
- Your wars eternally, besides enjoying
- Half-pay for life, make mankind worth destroying.
- the troops, already disembark'd, push'd on
- To take a battery on the right the others
- Who landed lower down, their landing done
- Had set to work as briskly as their brothers
- Being grenadiers, they mounted one by one
- Cheerful as children climb the breasts of mothers
- O'er the entrenchment and the palisade
- Quite orderly, as if upon parade.
- And this was admirable for so hot
- the fire was, that were red Vesuvius loaded
- Besides its lava, with all sorts of shot
- And shells or hells, it could not more have goaded.
- Of officers a third fell on the spot
- A thing which victory by no means boded
- To gentlemen engaged in the assault
- Hounds, when the huntsman tumbles, are at fault.
- But here I leave the general concern
- To track our hero on his path of fame
- He must his laurels separately earn
- For fifty thousand heroes, name by name
- Though all deserving equally to turn
- A couplet, or an elegy to claim
- Would form a lengthy lexicon of glory
- And what is worse still, a much longer story
- And therefore we must give the greater number
- To the Gazette which doubtless fairly dealt
- By the deceased, who lie in famous slumber
- In ditches, fields, or wheresoe'er they felt
- their clay for the last time their souls encumber
- Thrice happy he whose name has been well spelt
- In the despatch I knew a man whose loss
- Was printed Grove, although his name was Grose.
- Juan and Johnson join'd a certain corps
- And fought away with might and main, not knowing
- the way which they had never trod before
- And still less guessing where they might be going
- But on they march'd, dead bodies trampling o'er
- Firing, and thrusting, slashing, sweating, glowing
- But fighting thoughtlessly enough to win
- To their two selves, one whole bright bulletin.
- Thus on they wallow'd in the bloody mire
- Of dead and dying thousands, sometimes gaining
- A yard or two of ground, which brought them nigher
- To some odd angle for which all were straining
- At other times, repulsed by the close fire
- Which really pour'd as if all hell were raining
- Instead of heaven, they stumbled backwards o'er
- A wounded comrade, sprawling in his gore.
- Though 't was Don Juan's first of fields, and though
- the nightly muster and the silent march
- In the chill dark, when courage does not glow
- So much as under a triumphal arch
- Perhaps might make him shiver, yawn, or throw
- A glance on the dull clouds as thick as starch
- Which stiffen'd heaven as if he wish'd for day
- Yet for all this he did not run away.
- Indeed he could not. But what if he had?
- there have been and are heroes who begun
- With something not much better, or as bad
- Frederic the Great from Molwitz deign'd to run
- For the first and last time for, like a pad
- Or hawk, or bride, most mortals after one
- Warm bout are broken into their new tricks
- And fight like fiends for pay or politics.
- He was what Erin calls, in her sublime
- Old Erse or Irish, or it may be Punic
- the antiquarians who can settle time
- Which settles all things, Roman, Greek, or Runic
- Swear that Pat's language sprung from the same clime
- With Hannibal, and wears the Tyrian tunic
- Of Dido's alphabet and this is rational
- As any other notion, and not national
- But Juan was quite 'a broth of a boy,'
- A thing of impulse and a child of song
- Now swimming in the sentiment of joy
- Or the sensation if that phrase seem wrong
- And afterward, if he must needs destroy
- In such good company as always throng
- To battles, sieges, and that kind of pleasure
- No less delighted to employ his leisure
- But always without malice if he warr'd
- Or loved, it was with what we call 'the best
- Intentions,' which form all mankind's trump card
- To be produced when brought up to the test.
- the statesman, hero, harlot, lawyer ward
- Off each attack, when people are in quest
- Of their designs, by saying they meant well
- 'T is pity 'that such meaning should pave hell.'
- I almost lately have begun to doubt
- Whether hell's pavement if it be so paved
- Must not have latterly been quite worn out
- Not by the numbers good intent hath saved
- But by the mass who go below without
- Those ancient good intentions, which once shaved
- And smooth'd the brimstone of that street of hell
- Which bears the greatest likeness to Pall Mall.
- Juan, by some strange chance, which oft divides
- Warrior from warrior in their grim career
- Like chastest wives from constant husbands' sides
- Just at the close of the first bridal year
- By one of those odd turns of Fortune's tides
- Was on a sudden rather puzzled here
- When, after a good deal of heavy firing
- He found himself alone, and friends retiring.
- I don't know how the thing occurr'd it might
- Be that the greater part were kill'd or wounded
- And that the rest had faced unto the right
- About a circumstance which has confounded
- Caesar himself, who, in the very sight
- Of his whole army, which so much abounded
- In courage, was obliged to snatch a shield
- And rally back his Romans to the field.
- Juan, who had no shield to snatch, and was
- No Caesar, but a fine young lad, who fought
- He knew not why, arriving at this pass
- Stopp'd for a minute, as perhaps he ought
- For a much longer time then, like an as
- Start not, kind reader since great Homer thought
- This simile enough for Ajax, Juan
- Perhaps may find it better than a new one
- then, like an ass, he went upon his way
- And, what was stranger, never look'd behind
- But seeing, flashing forward, like the day
- Over the hills, a fire enough to blind
- Those who dislike to look upon a fray
- He stumbled on, to try if he could find
- A path, to add his own slight arm and forces
- To corps, the greater part of which were corses.
- Perceiving then no more the commandant
- Of his own corps, nor even the corps, which had
- Quite disappear'd the gods know howl I can't
- Account for every thing which may look bad
- In history but we at least may grant
- It was not marvellous that a mere lad
- In search of glory, should look on before
- Nor care a pinch of snuff about his corps
- Perceiving nor commander nor commanded
- And left at large, like a young heir, to make
- His way to where he knew not single handed
- As travellers follow over bog and brake
- An 'ignis fatuus' or as sailors stranded
- Unto the nearest hut themselves betake
- So Juan, following honour and his nose
- Rush'd where the thickest fire announced most foes.
- He knew not where he was, nor greatly cared
- For he was dizzy, busy, and his veins
- Fill'd as with lightning for his spirit shared
- the hour, as is the case with lively brains
- And where the hottest fire was seen and heard
- And the loud cannon peal'd his hoarsest strains
- He rush'd, while earth and air were sadly shaken
- By thy humane discovery, Friar Bacon!
- And as he rush'd along, it came to pass he
- Fell in with what was late the second column
- Under the orders of the General Lascy
- But now reduced, as is a bulky volume
- Into an elegant extract much less massy
- Of heroism, and took his place with solemn
- Air 'midst the rest, who kept their valiant faces
- And levell'd weapons still against the glacis.
- Just at this crisis up came Johnson too
- Who had 'retreated,' as the phrase is when
- Men run away much rather than go through
- Destruction's jaws into the devil's den
- But Johnson was a clever fellow, who
- Knew when and how 'to cut and come again,'
- And never ran away, except when running
- Was nothing but a valorous kind of cunning.
- And so, when all his corps were dead or dying
- Except Don Juan, a mere novice, whose
- More virgin valour never dreamt of flying
- From ignorance of danger, which indues
- Its votaries, like innocence relying
- On its own strength, with careless nerves and thews
- Johnson retired a little, just to rally
- Those who catch cold in 'shadows of Death's valley.'
- And there, a little shelter'd from the shot
- Which rain'd from bastion, battery, parapet
- Rampart, wall, casement, house, for there was not
- In this extensive city, sore beset
- By Christian soldiery, a single spot
- Which did not combat like the devil, as yet
- He found a number of Chasseurs, all scatter'd
- By the resistance of the chase they batter'd.
- And these he call'd on and, what 's strange, they came
- Unto his call, unlike 'the spirits from
- the vasty deep,' to whom you may exclaim
- Says Hotspur, long ere they will leave their home.
- their reasons were uncertainty, or shame
- At shrinking from a bullet or a bomb
- And that odd impulse, which in wars or creeds
- Makes men, like cattle, follow him who leads.
- By Jove! he was a noble fellow, Johnson
- And though his name, than Ajax or Achilles
- Sounds less harmonious, underneath the sun soon
- We shall not see his likeness he could kill his
- Man quite as quietly as blows the monsoon
- Her steady breath which some months the same still is
- Seldom he varied feature, hue, or muscle
- And could be very busy without bustle
- And therefore, when he ran away, he did so
- Upon reflection, knowing that behind
- He would find others who would fain be rid so
- Of idle apprehensions, which like wind
- Trouble heroic stomachs. Though their lids so
- Oft are soon closed, all heroes are not blind
- But when they light upon immediate death
- Retire a little, merely to take breath.
- But Johnson only ran off, to return
- With many other warriors, as we said
- Unto that rather somewhat misty bourn
- Which Hamlet tells us is a pass of dread.
- To Jack howe'er this gave but slight concern
- His soul like galvanism upon the dead
- Acted upon the living as on wire
- And led them back into the heaviest fire.
- Egad! they found the second time what they
- the first time thought quite terrible enough
- To fly from, malgre all which people say
- Of glory, and all that immortal stuff
- Which fills a regiment besides their pay
- That daily shilling which makes warriors tough
- they found on their return the self-same welcome
- Which made some think, and others know, a hell come.
- they fell as thick as harvests beneath hail
- Grass before scythes, or corn below the sickle
- Proving that trite old truth, that life 's as frail
- As any other boon for which men stickle.
- the Turkish batteries thrash'd them like a flail
- Or a good boxer, into a sad pickle
- Putting the very bravest, who were knock'd
- Upon the head, before their guns were cock'd.
- the Turks, behind the traverses and flanks
- Of the next bastion, fired away like devils
- And swept, as gales sweep foam away, whole ranks
- However, Heaven knows how, the Fate who levels
- Towns, nations, worlds, in her revolving pranks
- So order'd it, amidst these sulphury revels
- That Johnson and some few who had not scamper'd
- Reach'd the interior talus of the rampart.
- First one or two, then five, six, and a dozen
- Came mounting quickly up, for it was now
- All neck or nothing, as, like pitch or rosin
- Flame was shower'd forth above, as well 's below
- So that you scarce could say who best had chosen
- the gentlemen that were the first to show
- their martial faces on the parapet
- Or those who thought it brave to wait as yet.
- But those who scaled, found out that their advance
- Was favour'd by an accident or blunder
- the Greek or Turkish Cohorn's ignorance
- Had palisado'd in a way you 'd wonder
- To see in forts of Netherlands or France
- Though these to our Gibraltar must knock under
- Right in the middle of the parapet
- Just named, these palisades were primly set
- So that on either side some nine or ten
- Paces were left, whereon you could contrive
- To march a great convenience to our men
- At least to all those who were left alive
- Who thus could form a line and fight again
- And that which farther aided them to strive
- Was, that they could kick down the palisades
- Which scarcely rose much higher than grass blades.
- Among the first, I will not say the first
- For such precedence upon such occasions
- Will oftentimes make deadly quarrels burst
- Out between friends as well as allied nations
- the Briton must be bold who really durst
- Put to such trial John Bull's partial patience
- As say that Wellington at Waterloo
- Was beaten though the Prussians say so too
- And that if Blucher, Bulow, Gneisenau
- And God knows who besides in 'au' and 'ow,'
- Had not come up in time to cast an awe
- Into the hearts of those who fought till now
- As tigers combat with an empty craw
- the Duke of Wellington had ceased to show
- His orders, also to receive his pensions
- Which are the heaviest that our history mentions.
- But never mind 'God save the king!' and kings!
- For if he don't, I doubt if men will longer
- I think I hear a little bird, who sings
- the people by and by will be the stronger
- the veriest jade will wince whose harness wrings
- So much into the raw as quite to wrong her
- Beyond the rules of posting, and the mob
- At last fall sick of imitating Job.
- At first it grumbles, then it swears, and then
- Like David, flings smooth pebbles 'gainst a giant
- At last it takes to weapons such as men
- Snatch when despair makes human hearts less pliant.
- then comes 'the tug of war' 't will come again
- I rather doubt and I would fain say 'fie on 't,'
- If I had not perceived that revolution
- Alone can save the earth from hell's pollution.
- But to continue I say not the first
- But of the first, our little friend Don Juan
- Walk'd o'er the walls of Ismail, as if nursed
- Amidst such scenes though this was quite a new one
- To him, and I should hope to most. the thirst
- Of glory, which so pierces through and through one
- Pervaded him although a generous creature
- As warm in heart as feminine in feature.
- And here he was who upon woman's breast
- Even from a child, felt like a child howe'er
- the man in all the rest might be confest
- To him it was Elysium to be there
- And he could even withstand that awkward test
- Which Rousseau points out to the dubious fair
- 'Observe your lover when he leaves your arms'
- But Juan never left them, while they had charms
- Unless compell'd by fate, or wave, or wind
- Or near relations, who are much the same.
- But here he was! where each tie that can bind
- Humanity must yield to steel and flame
- And he whose very body was all mind
- Flung here by fate or circumstance, which tame
- the loftiest, hurried by the time and place
- Dash'd on like a spurr'd blood-horse in a race.
- So was his blood stirr'd while he found resistance
- As is the hunter's at the five-bar gate
- Or double post and rail, where the existence
- Of Britain's youth depends upon their weight
- the lightest being the safest at a distance
- He hated cruelty, as all men hate
- Blood, until heated and even then his own
- At times would curdle o'er some heavy groan.
- the General Lascy, who had been hard press'd
- Seeing arrive an aid so opportune
- As were some hundred youngsters all abreast
- Who came as if just dropp'd down from the moon
- To Juan, who was nearest him, address'd
- His thanks, and hopes to take the city soon
- Not reckoning him to be a 'base Bezonian'
- As Pistol calls it, but a young Livonian.
- Juan, to whom he spoke in German, knew
- As much of German as of Sanscrit, and
- In answer made an inclination to
- the general who held him in command
- For seeing one with ribands, black and blue
- Stars, medals, and a bloody sword in hand
- Addressing him in tones which seem'd to thank
- He recognised an officer of rank.
- Short speeches pass between two men who speak
- No common language and besides, in time
- Of war and taking towns, when many a shriek
- Rings o'er the dialogue, and many a crime
- Is perpetrated ere a word can break
- Upon the ear, and sounds of horror chime
- In like church-bells, with sigh, howl, groan, yell, prayer
- there cannot be much conversation there.
- And therefore all we have related in
- Two long octaves, pass'd in a little minute
- But in the same small minute, every sin
- Contrived to get itself comprised within it.
- the very cannon, deafen'd by the din
- Grew dumb, for you might almost hear a linnet
- As soon as thunder, 'midst the general noise
- Of human nature's agonising voice!
- the town was enter'd. Oh eternity!
- 'God made the country and man made the town,'
- So Cowper says and I begin to be
- Of his opinion, when I see cast down
- Rome, Babylon, Tyre, Carthage, Nineveh
- All walls men know, and many never known
- And pondering on the present and the past
- To deem the woods shall be our home at last
- Of all men, saving Sylla the man-slayer
- Who passes for in life and death most lucky
- Of the great names which in our faces stare
- the General Boon, back-woodsman of Kentucky
- Was happiest amongst mortals anywhere
- For killing nothing but a bear or buck, he
- Enjoy'd the lonely, vigorous, harmless days
- Of his old age in wilds of deepest maze.
- Crime came not near him she is not the child
- Of solitude Health shrank not from him for
- Her home is in the rarely trodden wild
- Where if men seek her not, and death be more
- their choice than life, forgive them, as beguiled
- By habit to what their own hearts abhor
- In cities caged. the present case in point I
- Cite is, that Boon lived hunting up to ninety
- And what 's still stranger, left behind a name
- For which men vainly decimate the throng
- Not only famous, but of that good fame
- Without which glory 's but a tavern song
- Simple, serene, the antipodes of shame
- Which hate nor envy e'er could tinge with wrong
- An active hermit, even in age the child
- Of Nature, or the man of Ross run wild.
- 'T is true he shrank from men even of his nation
- When they built up unto his darling trees
- He moved some hundred miles off, for a station
- Where there were fewer houses and more ease
- the inconvenience of civilisation
- Is, that you neither can be pleased nor please
- But where he met the individual man
- He show'd himself as kind as mortal can.
- He was not all alone around him grew
- A sylvan tribe of children of the chase
- Whose young, unwaken'd world was ever new
- Nor sword nor sorrow yet had left a trace
- On her unwrinkled brow, nor could you view
- A frown on Nature's or on human face
- the free-born forest found and kept them free
- And fresh as is a torrent or a tree.
- And tall, and strong, and swift of foot were they
- Beyond the dwarfing city's pale abortions
- Because their thoughts had never been the prey
- Of care or gain the green woods were their portions
- No sinking spirits told them they grew grey
- No fashion made them apes of her distortions
- Simple they were, not savage and their rifles
- Though very true, were not yet used for trifles.
- Motion was in their days, rest in their slumbers
- And cheerfulness the handmaid of their toil
- Nor yet too many nor too few their numbers
- Corruption could not make their hearts her soil
- the lust which stings, the splendour which encumbers
- With the free foresters divide no spoil
- Serene, not sullen, were the solitudes
- Of this unsighing people of the woods.
- So much for Nature by way of variety
- Now back to thy great joys, Civilisation!
- And the sweet consequence of large society
- War, pestilence, the despot's desolation
- the kingly scourge, the lust of notoriety
- the millions slain by soldiers for their ration
- the scenes like Catherine's boudoir at threescore
- With Ismail's storm to soften it the more.
- the town was enter'd first one column made
- Its sanguinary way good then another
- the reeking bayonet and the flashing blade
- Clash'd 'gainst the scimitar, and babe and mother
- With distant shrieks were heard Heaven to upbraid
- Still closer sulphury clouds began to smother
- the breath of morn and man, where foot by foot
- the madden'd Turks their city still dispute.
- Koutousow, he who afterward beat back
- With some assistance from the frost and snow
- Napoleon on his bold and bloody track
- It happen'd was himself beat back just now
- He was a jolly fellow, and could crack
- His jest alike in face of friend or foe
- Though life, and death, and victory were at stake
- But here it seem'd his jokes had ceased to take
- For having thrown himself into a ditch
- Follow'd in haste by various grenadiers
- Whose blood the puddle greatly did enrich
- He climb'd to where the parapet appears
- But there his project reach'd its utmost pitch
- 'Mongst other deaths the General Ribaupierre's
- Was much regretted, for the Moslem men
- Threw them all down into the ditch again.
- And had it not been for some stray troops landing
- they knew not where, being carried by the stream
- To some spot, where they lost their understanding
- And wander'd up and down as in a dream
- Until they reach'd, as daybreak was expanding
- That which a portal to their eyes did seem
- the great and gay Koutousow might have lain
- Where three parts of his column yet remain.
- And scrambling round the rampart, these same troops
- After the taking of the 'Cavalier,'
- Just as Koutousow's most 'forlorn' of 'hopes'
- Took like chameleons some slight tinge of fear
- Open'd the gate call'd 'Kilia,' to the groups
- Of baffled heroes, who stood shyly near
- Sliding knee-deep in lately frozen mud
- Now thaw'd into a marsh of human blood.
- the Kozacks, or, if so you please, Cossacques
- I don't much pique myself upon orthography
- So that I do not grossly err in facts
- Statistics, tactics, politics, and geography
- Having been used to serve on horses' backs
- And no great dilettanti in topography
- Of fortresses, but fighting where it pleases
- their chiefs to order, were all cut to pieces.
- their column, though the Turkish batteries thunder'd
- Upon them, ne'ertheless had reach'd the rampart
- And naturally thought they could have plunder'd
- the city, without being farther hamper'd
- But as it happens to brave men, they blunder'd
- the Turks at first pretended to have scamper'd
- Only to draw them 'twixt two bastion corners
- From whence they sallied on those Christian scorners.
- then being taken by the tail a taking
- Fatal to bishops as to soldiers these
- Cossacques were all cut off as day was breaking
- And found their lives were let at a short lease
- But perish'd without shivering or shaking
- Leaving as ladders their heap'd carcasses
- O'er which Lieutenant-Colonel Yesouskoi
- March'd with the brave battalion of Polouzki
- This valiant man kill'd all the Turks he met
- But could not eat them, being in his turn
- Slain by some Mussulmans, who would not yet
- Without resistance, see their city burn.
- the walls were won, but 't was an even bet
- Which of the armies would have cause to mourn
- 'T was blow for blow, disputing inch by inch
- For one would not retreat, nor t' other flinch.
- Another column also suffer'd much
- And here we may remark with the historian
- You should but give few cartridges to such
- Troops as are meant to march with greatest glory on
- When matters must be carried by the touch
- Of the bright bayonet, and they all should hurry on
- they sometimes, with a hankering for existence
- Keep merely firing at a foolish distance.
- A junction of the General Meknop's men
- Without the General, who had fallen some time
- Before, being badly seconded just then
- Was made at length with those who dared to climb
- the death-disgorging rampart once again
- And though the Turk's resistance was sublime
- they took the bastion, which the Seraskier
- Defended at a price extremely dear.
- Juan and Johnson, and some volunteers
- Among the foremost, offer'd him good quarter
- A word which little suits with Seraskiers
- Or at least suited not this valiant Tartar.
- He died, deserving well his country's tears
- A savage sort of military martyr.
- An English naval officer, who wish'd
- To make him prisoner, was also dish'd
- For all the answer to his proposition
- Was from a pistol-shot that laid him dead
- On which the rest, without more intermission
- Began to lay about with steel and lead
- the pious metals most in requisition
- On such occasions not a single head
- Was spared three thousand Moslems perish'd here
- And sixteen bayonets pierced the Seraskier.
- the city 's taken only part by part
- And death is drunk with gore there 's not a street
- Where fights not to the last some desperate heart
- For those for whom it soon shall cease to beat.
- Here War forgot his own destructive art
- In more destroying Nature and the heat
- Of carnage, like the Nile's sun-sodden slime
- Engender'd monstrous shapes of every crime.
- A Russian officer, in martial tread
- Over a heap of bodies, felt his heel
- Seized fast, as if 't were by the serpent's head
- Whose fangs Eve taught her human seed to feel
- In vain he kick'd, and swore, and writhed, and bled
- And howl'd for help as wolves do for a meal
- the teeth still kept their gratifying hold
- As do the subtle snakes described of old.
- A dying Moslem, who had felt the foot
- Of a foe o'er him, snatch'd at it, and bit
- the very tendon which is most acute
- That which some ancient Muse or modern wit
- Named after thee, Achilles, and quite through 't
- He made the teeth meet, nor relinquish'd it
- Even with his life for but they lie 't is said
- To the live leg still clung the sever'd head.
- However this may be, 't is pretty sure
- the Russian officer for life was lamed
- For the Turk's teeth stuck faster than a skewer
- And left him 'midst the invalid and maim'd
- the regimental surgeon could not cure
- His patient, and perhaps was to be blamed
- More than the head of the inveterate foe
- Which was cut off, and scarce even then let go.
- But then the fact 's a fact and 't is the part
- Of a true poet to escape from fiction
- Whene'er he can for there is little art
- In leaving verse more free from the restriction
- Of truth than prose, unless to suit the mart
- For what is sometimes called poetic diction
- And that outrageous appetite for lies
- Which Satan angles with for souls, like flies.
- the city 's taken, but not render'd! No!
- there 's not a Moslem that hath yielded sword
- the blood may gush out, as the Danube's flow
- Rolls by the city wall but deed nor word
- Acknowledge aught of dread of death or foe
- In vain the yell of victory is roar'd
- By the advancing Muscovite the groan
- Of the last foe is echoed by his own.
- the bayonet pierces and the sabre cleaves
- And human lives are lavish'd everywhere
- As the year closing whirls the scarlet leaves
- When the stripp'd forest bows to the bleak air
- And groans and thus the peopled city grieves
- Shorn of its best and loveliest, and left bare
- But still it falls in vast and awful splinters
- As oaks blown down with all their thousand winters.
- It is an awful topic but 't is not
- My cue for any time to be terrific
- For checker'd as is seen our human lot
- With good, and bad, and worse, alike prolific
- Of melancholy merriment, to quote
- Too much of one sort would be soporific
- Without, or with, offence to friends or foes
- I sketch your world exactly as it goes.
- And one good action in the midst of crimes
- Is 'quite refreshing,' in the affected phrase
- Of these ambrosial, Pharisaic times
- With all their pretty milk-and-water ways
- And may serve therefore to bedew these rhymes
- A little scorch'd at present with the blaze
- Of conquest and its consequences, which
- Make epic poesy so rare and rich.
- Upon a taken bastion, where there lay
- Thousands of slaughter'd men, a yet warm group
- Of murder'd women, who had found their way
- To this vain refuge, made the good heart droop
- And shudder while, as beautiful as May
- A female child of ten years tried to stoop
- And hide her little palpitating breast
- Amidst the bodies lull'd in bloody rest.
- Two villainous Cossacques pursued the child
- With flashing eyes and weapons match'd with them
- the rudest brute that roams Siberia's wild
- Has feelings pure and polish'd as a gem
- the bear is civilised, the wolf is mild
- And whom for this at last must we condemn?
- their natures? or their sovereigns, who employ
- All arts to teach their subjects to destroy?
- their sabres glitter'd o'er her little head
- Whence her fair hair rose twining with affright
- Her hidden face was plunged amidst the dead
- When Juan caught a glimpse of this sad sight
- I shall not say exactly what he said
- Because it might not solace 'ears polite'
- But what he did, was to lay on their backs
- the readiest way of reasoning with Cossacques.
- One's hip he slash'd, and split the other's shoulder
- And drove them with their brutal yells to seek
- If there might be chirurgeons who could solder
- the wounds they richly merited, and shriek
- their baffled rage and pain while waxing colder
- As he turn'd o'er each pale and gory cheek
- Don Juan raised his little captive from
- the heap a moment more had made her tomb.
- And she was chill as they, and on her face
- A slender streak of blood announced how near
- Her fate had been to that of all her race
- For the same blow which laid her mother here
- Had scarr'd her brow, and left its crimson trace
- As the last link with all she had held dear
- But else unhurt, she open'd her large eyes
- And gazed on Juan with a wild surprise.
- Just at this instant, while their eyes were fix'd
- Upon each other, with dilated glance
- In Juan's look, pain, pleasure, hope, fear, mix'd
- With joy to save, and dread of some mischance
- Unto his protege while hers, transfix'd
- With infant terrors, glared as from a trance
- A pure, transparent, pale, yet radiant face
- Like to a lighted alabaster vase
- Up came John Johnson I will not say 'Jack,'
- For that were vulgar, cold, and commonplace
- On great occasions, such as an attack
- On cities, as hath been the present case
- Up Johnson came, with hundreds at his back
- Exclaiming 'Juan! Juan! On, boy! brace
- Your arm, and I 'll bet Moscow to a dollar
- That you and I will win St. George's collar.
- 'the Seraskier is knock'd upon the head
- But the stone bastion still remains, wherein
- the old Pacha sits among some hundreds dead
- Smoking his pipe quite calmly 'midst the din
- Of our artillery and his own 't is said
- Our kill'd, already piled up to the chin
- Lie round the battery but still it batters
- And grape in volleys, like a vineyard, scatters.
- 'then up with me!' But Juan answer'd, 'Look
- Upon this child I saved her must not leave
- Her life to chance but point me out some nook
- Of safety, where she less may shrink and grieve
- And I am with you.' Whereon Johnson took
- A glance around and shrugg'd and twitch'd his sleeve
- And black silk neckcloth and replied, 'You 're right
- Poor thing! what 's to be done? I 'm puzzled quite.'
- Said Juan 'Whatsoever is to be
- Done, I 'll not quit her till she seems secure
- Of present life a good deal more than we.'
- Quoth Johnson 'Neither will I quite ensure
- But at the least you may die gloriously.'
- Juan replied 'At least I will endure
- Whate'er is to be borne but not resign
- This child, who is parentless, and therefore mine.'
- Johnson said 'Juan, we 've no time to lose
- the child 's a pretty child a very pretty
- I never saw such eyes but hark! now choose
- Between your fame and feelings, pride and pity
- Hark! how the roar increases! no excuse
- Will serve when there is plunder in a city
- I should be loth to march without you, but
- By God! we 'll be too late for the first cut.'
- But Juan was immovable until
- Johnson, who really loved him in his way
- Pick'd out amongst his followers with some skill
- Such as he thought the least given up to prey
- And swearing if the infant came to ill
- That they should all be shot on the next day
- But if she were deliver'd safe and sound
- they should at least have fifty rubles round
- And all allowances besides of plunder
- In fair proportion with their comrades then
- Juan consented to march on through thunder
- Which thinn'd at every step their ranks of men
- And yet the rest rush'd eagerly no wonder
- For they were heated by the hope of gain
- A thing which happens everywhere each day
- No hero trusteth wholly to half pay.
- And such is victory, and such is man!
- At least nine tenths of what we call so God
- May have another name for half we scan
- As human beings, or his ways are odd.
- But to our subject a brave Tartar khan
- Or 'sultan,' as the author to whose nod
- In prose I bend my humble verse doth call
- This chieftain somehow would not yield at all
- But flank'd by five brave sons such is polygamy
- That she spawns warriors by the score, where none
- Are prosecuted for that false crime bigamy
- He never would believe the city won
- While courage clung but to a single twig. Am I
- Describing Priam's, Peleus', or Jove's son?
- Neither but a good, plain, old, temperate man
- Who fought with his five children in the van.
- To take him was the point. the truly brave
- When they behold the brave oppress'd with odds
- Are touch'd with a desire to shield and save
- A mixture of wild beasts and demigods
- Are they now furious as the sweeping wave
- Now moved with pity even as sometimes nods
- the rugged tree unto the summer wind
- Compassion breathes along the savage mind.
- But he would not be taken, and replied
- To all the propositions of surrender
- By mowing Christians down on every side
- As obstinate as Swedish Charles at Bender.
- His five brave boys no less the foe defied
- Whereon the Russian pathos grew less tender
- As being a virtue, like terrestrial patience
- Apt to wear out on trifling provocations.
- And spite of Johnson and of Juan, who
- Expended all their Eastern phraseology
- In begging him, for God's sake, just to show
- So much less fight as might form an apology
- For them in saving such a desperate foe
- He hew'd away, like doctors of theology
- When they dispute with sceptics and with curses
- Struck at his friends, as babies beat their nurses.
- Nay, he had wounded, though but slightly, both
- Juan and Johnson whereupon they fell
- the first with sighs, the second with an oath
- Upon his angry sultanship, pell-mell
- And all around were grown exceeding wroth
- At such a pertinacious infidel
- And pour'd upon him and his sons like rain
- Which they resisted like a sandy plain
- That drinks and still is dry. At last they perish'd
- His second son was levell'd by a shot
- His third was sabred and the fourth, most cherish'd
- Of all the five, on bayonets met his lot
- the fifth, who, by a Christian mother nourish'd
- Had been neglected, ill-used, and what not
- Because deform'd, yet died all game and bottom
- To save a sire who blush'd that he begot him.
- the eldest was a true and tameless Tartar
- As great a scorner of the Nazarene
- As ever Mahomet pick'd out for a martyr
- Who only saw the black-eyed girls in green
- Who make the beds of those who won't take quarter
- On earth, in Paradise and when once seen
- Those houris, like all other pretty creatures
- Do just whate'er they please, by dint of features.
- And what they pleased to do with the young khan
- In heaven I know not, nor pretend to guess
- But doubtless they prefer a fine young man
- To tough old heroes, and can do no less
- And that 's the cause no doubt why, if we scan
- A field of battle's ghastly wilderness
- For one rough, weather-beaten, veteran body
- You 'll find ten thousand handsome coxcombs bloody.
- Your houris also have a natural pleasure
- In lopping off your lately married men
- Before the bridal hours have danced their measure
- And the sad, second moon grows dim again
- Or dull repentance hath had dreary leisure
- To wish him back a bachelor now and then.
- And thus your houri it may be disputes
- Of these brief blossoms the immediate fruits.
- Thus the young khan, with houris in his sight
- Thought not upon the charms of four young brides
- But bravely rush'd on his first heavenly night.
- In short, howe'er our better faith derides
- these black-eyed virgins make the Moslems fight
- As though there were one heaven and none besides
- Whereas, if all be true we hear of heaven
- And hell, there must at least be six or seven.
- So fully flash'd the phantom on his eyes
- That when the very lance was in his heart
- He shouted 'Allah!' and saw Paradise
- With all its veil of mystery drawn apart
- And bright eternity without disguise
- On his soul, like a ceaseless sunrise, dart
- With prophets, houris, angels, saints, descried
- In one voluptuous blaze, and then he died
- But with a heavenly rapture on his face.
- the good old khan, who long had ceased to see
- Houris, or aught except his florid race
- Who grew like cedars round him gloriously
- When he beheld his latest hero grace
- the earth, which he became like a fell'd tree
- Paused for a moment, from the fight, and cast
- A glance on that slain son, his first and last.
- the soldiers, who beheld him drop his point
- Stopp'd as if once more willing to concede
- Quarter, in case he bade them not 'aroynt!'
- As he before had done. He did not heed
- their pause nor signs his heart was out of joint
- And shook till now unshaken like a reed
- As he look'd down upon his children gone
- And felt though done with life he was alone
- But 't was a transient tremor with a spring
- Upon the Russian steel his breast he flung
- As carelessly as hurls the moth her wing
- Against the light wherein she dies he clung
- Closer, that all the deadlier they might wring
- Unto the bayonets which had pierced his young
- And throwing back a dim look on his sons
- In one wide wound pour'd forth his soul at once.
- 'T is strange enough the rough, tough soldiers, who
- Spared neither sex nor age in their career
- Of carnage, when this old man was pierced through
- And lay before them with his children near
- Touch'd by the heroism of him they slew
- Were melted for a moment though no tear
- Flow'd from their bloodshot eyes, all red with strife
- they honour'd such determined scorn of life.
- But the stone bastion still kept up its fire
- Where the chief pacha calmly held his post
- Some twenty times he made the Russ retire
- And baffled the assaults of all their host
- At length he condescended to inquire
- If yet the city's rest were won or lost
- And being told the latter, sent a bey
- To answer Ribas' summons to give way.
- In the mean time, cross-legg'd, with great sang-froid
- Among the scorching ruins he sat smoking
- Tobacco on a little carpet Troy
- Saw nothing like the scene around yet looking
- With martial stoicism, nought seem'd to annoy
- His stern philosophy but gently stroking
- His beard, he puff'd his pipe's ambrosial gales
- As if he had three lives, as well as tails.
- the town was taken whether he might yield
- Himself or bastion, little matter'd now
- His stubborn valour was no future shield.
- Ismail 's no more! the crescent's silver bow
- Sunk, and the crimson cross glared o'er the field
- But red with no redeeming gore the glow
- Of burning streets, like moonlight on the water
- Was imaged back in blood, the sea of slaughter.
- All that the mind would shrink from of excesses
- All that the body perpetrates of bad
- All that we read, hear, dream, of man's distresses
- All that the devil would do if run stark mad
- All that defies the worst which pen expresses
- All by which hell is peopled, or as sad
- As hell mere mortals who their power abuse
- Was here as heretofore and since let loose.
- If here and there some transient trait of pity
- Was shown, and some more noble heart broke through
- Its bloody bond, and saved perhaps some pretty
- Child, or an aged, helpless man or two
- What 's this in one annihilated city
- Where thousand loves, and ties, and duties grew?
- Cockneys of London! Muscadins of Paris!
- Just ponder what a pious pastime war is.
- Think how the joys of reading a Gazette
- Are purchased by all agonies and crimes
- Or if these do not move you, don't forget
- Such doom may be your own in aftertimes.
- Meantime the Taxes, Castlereagh, and Debt
- Are hints as good as sermons, or as rhymes.
- Read your own hearts and Ireland's present story
- then feed her famine fat with Wellesley's glory.
- But still there is unto a patriot nation
- Which loves so well its country and its king
- A subject of sublimest exultation
- Bear it, ye Muses, on your brightest wing!
- Howe'er the mighty locust, Desolation
- Strip your green fields, and to your harvests cling
- Gaunt famine never shall approach the throne
- Though Ireland starve, great George weighs twenty stone.
- But let me put an end unto my theme
- there was an end of Ismail hapless town!
- Far flash'd her burning towers o'er Danube's stream
- And redly ran his blushing waters down.
- the horrid war-whoop and the shriller scream
- Rose still but fainter were the thunders grown
- Of forty thousand who had mann'd the wall
- Some hundreds breathed the rest were silent all!
- In one thing ne'ertheless 't is fit to praise
- the Russian army upon this occasion
- A virtue much in fashion now-a-days
- And therefore worthy of commemoration
- the topic 's tender, so shall be my phrase
- Perhaps the season's chill, and their long station
- In winter's depth, or want of rest and victual
- Had made them chaste they ravish'd very little.
- Much did they slay, more plunder, and no less
- Might here and there occur some violation
- In the other line but not to such excess
- As when the French, that dissipated nation
- Take towns by storm no causes can I guess
- Except cold weather and commiseration
- But all the ladies, save some twenty score
- Were almost as much virgins as before.
- Some odd mistakes, too, happen'd in the dark
- Which show'd a want of lanterns, or of taste
- Indeed the smoke was such they scarce could mark
- their friends from foes, besides such things from haste
- Occur, though rarely, when there is a spark
- Of light to save the venerably chaste
- But six old damsels, each of seventy years
- Were all deflower'd by different grenadiers.
- But on the whole their continence was great
- So that some disappointment there ensued
- To those who had felt the inconvenient state
- Of 'single blessedness,' and thought it good
- Since it was not their fault, but only fate
- To bear these crosses for each waning prude
- To make a Roman sort of Sabine wedding
- Without the expense and the suspense of bedding.
- Some voices of the buxom middle-aged
- Were also heard to wonder in the din
- Widows of forty were these birds long caged
- 'Wherefore the ravishing did not begin!'
- But while the thirst for gore and plunder raged
- there was small leisure for superfluous sin
- But whether they escaped or no, lies hid
- In darkness I can only hope they did.
- Suwarrow now was conqueror a match
- For Timour or for Zinghis in his trade.
- While mosques and streets, beneath his eyes, like thatch
- Blazed, and the cannon's roar was scarce allay'd
- With bloody hands he wrote his first despatch
- And here exactly follows what he said
- 'Glory to God and to the Empress!' Powers
- Eternal! such names mingled! 'Ismail 's ours.'
- Methinks these are the most tremendous words
- Since 'Mene, Mene, Tekel,' and 'Upharsin,'
- Which hands or pens have ever traced of swords.
- Heaven help me! I 'm but little of a parson
- What Daniel read was short-hand of the Lord's
- Severe, sublime the prophet wrote no farce on
- the fate of nations but this Russ so witty
- Could rhyme, like Nero, o'er a burning city.
- He wrote this Polar melody, and set it
- Duly accompanied by shrieks and groans
- Which few will sing, I trust, but none forget it
- For I will teach, if possible, the stones
- To rise against earth's tyrants. Never let it
- Be said that we still truckle unto thrones
- But ye our children's children! think how we
- Show'd what things were before the world was free!
- That hour is not for us, but 't is for you
- And as, in the great joy of your millennium
- You hardly will believe such things were true
- As now occur, I thought that I would pen you 'em
- But may their very memory perish too!
- Yet if perchance remember'd, still disdain you 'em
- More than you scorn the savages of yore
- Who painted their bare limbs, but not with gore.
- And when you hear historians talk of thrones
- And those that sate upon them, let it be
- As we now gaze upon the mammoth's bones
- 'And wonder what old world such things could see
- Or hieroglyphics on Egyptian stones
- the pleasant riddles of futurity
- Guessing at what shall happily be hid
- As the real purpose of a pyramid.
- Reader! I have kept my word, at least so far
- As the first Canto promised. You have now
- Had sketches of love, tempest, travel, war
- All very accurate, you must allow
- And epic, if plain truth should prove no bar
- For I have drawn much less with a long bow
- Than my forerunners. Carelessly I sing
- But Phoebus lends me now and then a string
- With which I still can harp, and carp, and fiddle.
- What farther hath befallen or may befall
- the hero of this grand poetic riddle
- I by and by may tell you, if at all
- But now I choose to break off in the middle
- Worn out with battering Ismail's stubborn wall
- While Juan is sent off with the despatch
- For which all Petersburgh is on the watch.
- This special honour was conferr'd, because
- He had behaved with courage and humanity
- Which last men like, when they have time to pause
- From their ferocities produced by vanity.
- His little captive gain'd him some applause
- For saving her amidst the wild insanity
- Of carnage, and I think he was more glad in her
- Safety, than his new order of St. Vladimir.
- the Moslem orphan went with her protector
- For she was homeless, houseless, helpless all
- Her friends, like the sad family of Hector
- Had perish'd in the field or by the wall
- Her very place of birth was but a spectre
- Of what it had been there the Muezzin's cal
- To prayer was heard no more! and Juan wept
- And made a vow to shield her, which he kept.
- O, Wellington! or 'Villainton' for Fame
- Sounds the heroic syllables both ways
- France could not even conquer your great name
- But punn'd it down to this facetious phrase
- Beating or beaten she will laugh the same
- You have obtain'd great pensions and much praise
- Glory like yours should any dare gainsay
- Humanity would rise, and thunder 'Nay!'
- I don't think that you used Kinnaird quite well
- In Marinet's affair in fact, 't was shabby
- And like some other things won't do to tell
- Upon your tomb in Westminster's old abbey.
- Upon the rest 't is not worth while to dwell
- Such tales being for the tea-hours of some tabby
- But though your years as man tend fast to zero
- In fact your grace is still but a young hero.
- Though Britain owes and pays you too so much
- Yet Europe doubtless owes you greatly more
- You have repair'd Legitimacy's crutch
- A prop not quite so certain as before
- the Spanish, and the French, as well as Dutch
- Have seen, and felt, how strongly you restore
- And Waterloo has made the world your debtor
- I wish your bards would sing it rather better.
- You are 'the best of cut-throats' do not start
- the phrase is Shakspeare's, and not misapplied
- War 's a brain-spattering, windpipe-slitting art
- Unless her cause by right be sanctified.
- If you have acted once a generous part
- the world, not the world's masters, will decide
- And I shall be delighted to learn who
- Save you and yours, have gain'd by Waterloo?
- I am no flatterer you 've supp'd full of flattery
- they say you like it too 't is no great wonder.
- He whose whole life has been assault and battery
- At last may get a little tired of thunder
- And swallowing eulogy much more than satire, he
- May like being praised for every lucky blunder
- Call'd 'Saviour of the Nations' not yet saved
- And 'Europe's Liberator' still enslaved.
- I 've done. Now go and dine from off the plate
- Presented by the Prince of the Brazils
- And send the sentinel before your gate
- A slice or two from your luxurious meals
- He fought, but has not fed so well of late.
- Some hunger, too, they say the people feels
- there is no doubt that you deserve your ration
- But pray give back a little to the nation.
- I don't mean to reflect a man so great as
- You, my lord duke! is far above reflection
- the high Roman fashion, too, of Cincinnatus
- With modern history has but small connection
- Though as an Irishman you love potatoes
- You need not take them under your direction
- And half a million for your Sabine farm
- Is rather dear! I 'm sure I mean no harm.
- Great men have always scorn'd great recompenses
- Epaminondas saved his thebes, and died
- Not leaving even his funeral expenses
- George Washington had thanks and nought beside
- Except the all-cloudless glory which few men's is
- To free his country Pitt too had his pride
- And as a high-soul'd minister of state is
- Renown'd for ruining Great Britain gratis.
- Never had mortal man such opportunity
- Except Napoleon, or abused it more
- You might have freed fallen Europe from the unity
- Of tyrants, and been blest from shore to shore
- And now what is your fame? Shall the Muse tune it ye?
- Now that the rabble's first vain shouts are o'er?
- Go! hear it in your famish'd country's cries!
- Behold the world! and curse your victories!
- As these new cantos touch on warlike feats
- To you the unflattering Muse deigns to inscribe
- Truths, that you will not read in the Gazettes
- But which 't is time to teach the hireling tribe
- Who fatten on their country's gore, and debts
- Must be recited, and without a bribe.
- You did great things but not being great in mind
- Have left undone the greatest and mankind.
- Death laughs Go ponder o'er the skeleton
- With which men image out the unknown thing
- That hides the past world, like to a set sun
- Which still elsewhere may rouse a brighter spring
- Death laughs at all you weep for look upon
- This hourly dread of all! whose threaten'd sting
- Turns life to terror, even though in its sheath
- Mark how its lipless mouth grins without breath!
- Mark how it laughs and scorns at all you are!
- And yet was what you are from ear to ear
- It laughs not there is now no fleshy bar
- So call'd the Antic long hath ceased to hear
- But still he smiles and whether near or far
- He strips from man that mantle far more dear
- Than even the tailor's, his incarnate skin
- White, black, or copper the dead bones will grin.
- And thus Death laughs, it is sad merriment
- But still it is so and with such example
- Why should not Life be equally content
- With his superior, in a smile to trample
- Upon the nothings which are daily spent
- Like bubbles on an ocean much less ample
- Than the eternal deluge, which devours
- Suns as rays worlds like atoms years like hours?
- 'To be, or not to be? that is the question,'
- Says Shakspeare, who just now is much in fashion.
- I am neither Alexander nor Hephaestion
- Nor ever had for abstract fame much passion
- But would much rather have a sound digestion
- Than Buonaparte's cancer could I dash on
- Through fifty victories to shame or fame
- Without a stomach what were a good name?
- 'O dura ilia messorum!' 'Oh
- Ye rigid guts of reapers!' I translate
- For the great benefit of those who know
- What indigestion is that inward fate
- Which makes all Styx through one small liver flow.
- A peasant's sweat is worth his lord's estate
- Let this one toil for bread that rack for rent
- He who sleeps best may be the most content.
- 'To be, or not to be?' Ere I decide
- I should be glad to know that which is being?
- 'T is true we speculate both far and wide
- And deem, because we see, we are all-seeing
- For my part, I 'll enlist on neither side
- Until I see both sides for once agreeing.
- For me, I sometimes think that life is death
- Rather than life a mere affair of breath.
- 'Que scais-je?' was the motto of Montaigne
- As also of the first academicians
- That all is dubious which man may attain
- Was one of their most favourite positions.
- there 's no such thing as certainty, that 's plain
- As any of Mortality's conditions
- So little do we know what we 're about in
- This world, I doubt if doubt itself be doubting.
- It is a pleasant voyage perhaps to float
- Like Pyrrho, on a sea of speculation
- But what if carrying sail capsize the boat?
- Your wise men don't know much of navigation
- And swimming long in the abyss of thought
- Is apt to tire a calm and shallow station
- Well nigh the shore, where one stoops down and gathers
- Some pretty shell, is best for moderate bathers.
- 'But heaven,' as Cassio says, 'is above all
- No more of this, then, let us pray!' We have
- Souls to save, since Eve's slip and Adam's fall
- Which tumbled all mankind into the grave
- Besides fish, beasts, and birds. 'the sparrow's fall
- Is special providence,' though how it gave
- Offence, we know not probably it perch'd
- Upon the tree which Eve so fondly search'd.
- O, ye immortal gods! what is theogony?
- O, thou too, mortal man! what is philanthropy?
- O, world! which was and is, what is cosmogony?
- Some people have accused me of misanthropy
- And yet I know no more than the mahogany
- That forms this desk, of what they mean lykanthropy
- I comprehend, for without transformation
- Men become wolves on any slight occasion.
- But I, the mildest, meekest of mankind
- Like Moses, or Melancthon, who have ne'er
- Done anything exceedingly unkind
- And though I could not now and then forbear
- Following the bent of body or of mind
- Have always had a tendency to spare
- Why do they call me misanthrope? Because
- they hate me, not I them. and here we 'll pause.
- 'T is time we should proceed with our good poem
- For I maintain that it is really good
- Not only in the body but the proem
- However little both are understood
- Just now, but by and by the Truth will show 'em
- Herself in her sublimest attitude
- And till she doth, I fain must be content
- To share her beauty and her banishment.
- Our hero and, I trust, kind reader, yours
- Was left upon his way to the chief city
- Of the immortal Peter's polish'd boors
- Who still have shown themselves more brave than witty.
- I know its mighty empire now allures
- Much flattery even Voltaire's, and that 's a pity.
- For me, I deem an absolute autocrat
- Not a barbarian, but much worse than that.
- And I will war, at least in words and should
- My chance so happen deeds, with all who war
- With Thought and of Thought's foes by far most rude
- Tyrants and sycophants have been and are.
- I know not who may conquer if I could
- Have such a prescience, it should be no bar
- To this my plain, sworn, downright detestation
- Of every depotism in every nation.
- It is not that I adulate the people
- Without me, there are demagogues enough
- And infidels, to pull down every steeple
- And set up in their stead some proper stuff.
- Whether they may sow scepticism to reap hell
- As is the Christian dogma rather rough
- I do not know I wish men to be free
- As much from mobs as kings from you as me.
- the consequence is, being of no party
- I shall offend all parties never mind!
- My words, at least, are more sincere and hearty
- Than if I sought to sail before the wind.
- He who has nought to gain can have small art he
- Who neither wishes to be bound nor bind
- May still expatiate freely, as will I
- Nor give my voice to slavery's jackal cry.
- That 's an appropriate simile, that jackal
- I 've heard them in the Ephesian ruins howl
- By night, as do that mercenary pack all
- Power's base purveyors, who for pickings prowl
- And scent the prey their masters would attack all.
- However, the poor jackals are less foul
- As being the brave lions' keen providers
- Than human insects, catering for spiders.
- Raise but an arm! 't will brush their web away
- And without that, their poison and their claws
- Are useless. Mind, good people! what I say
- Or rather peoples go on without pause!
- the web of these tarantulas each day
- Increases, till you shall make common cause
- None, save the Spanish fly and Attic bee
- As yet are strongly stinging to be free.
- Don Juan, who had shone in the late slaughter
- Was left upon his way with the despatch
- Where blood was talk'd of as we would of water
- And carcasses that lay as thick as thatch
- O'er silenced cities, merely served to flatter
- Fair Catherine's pastime who look'd on the match
- Between these nations as a main of cocks
- Wherein she liked her own to stand like rocks.
- And there in a kibitka he roll'd on
- A cursed sort of carriage without springs
- Which on rough roads leaves scarcely a whole bone
- Pondering on glory, chivalry, and kings
- And orders, and on all that he had done
- And wishing that post-horses had the wings
- Of Pegasus, or at the least post-chaises
- Had feathers, when a traveller on deep ways is.
- At every jolt and they were many still
- He turn'd his eyes upon his little charge
- As if he wish'd that she should fare less ill
- Than he, in these sad highways left at large
- To ruts, and flints, and lovely Nature's skill
- Who is no paviour, nor admits a barge
- On her canals, where God takes sea and land
- Fishery and farm, both into his own hand.
- At least he pays no rent, and has best right
- To be the first of what we used to call
- 'Gentlemen farmer' a race worn out quite
- Since lately there have been no rents at all
- And 'gentlemen' are in a piteous plight
- And 'farmers' can't raise Ceres from her fall
- She fell with Buonaparte What strange thoughts
- Arise, when we see emperors fall with oats!
- But Juan turn'd his eyes on the sweet child
- Whom he had saved from slaughter what a trophy
- O! ye who build up monuments, defiled
- With gore, like Nadir Shah, that costive sophy
- Who, after leaving Hindostan a wild
- And scarce to the Mogul a cup of coffee
- To soothe his woes withal, was slain, the sinner!
- Because he could no more digest his dinner
- O ye! or we! or he! or she! reflect
- That one life saved, especially if young
- Or pretty, is a thing to recollect
- Far sweeter than the greenest laurels sprung
- From the manure of human clay, though deck'd
- With all the praises ever said or sung
- Though hymn'd by every harp, unless within
- Your heart joins chorus, Fame is but a din.
- O! ye great authors luminous, voluminous!
- Ye twice ten hundred thousand daily scribes!
- Whose pamphlets, volumes, newspapers, illumine us!
- Whether you 're paid by government in bribes
- To prove the public debt is not consuming us
- Or, roughly treading on the 'courtier's kibes'
- With clownish heel, your popular circulation
- Feeds you by printing half the realm's starvation
- O, ye great authors! 'Apropos des bottes,'
- I have forgotten what I meant to say
- As sometimes have been greater sages' lots
- 'T was something calculated to allay
- All wrath in barracks, palaces, or cots
- Certes it would have been but thrown away
- And that 's one comfort for my lost advice
- Although no doubt it was beyond all price.
- But let it go it will one day be found
- With other relics of 'a former world,'
- When this world shall be former, underground
- Thrown topsy-turvy, twisted, crisp'd, and curl'd
- Baked, fried, or burnt, turn'd inside-out, or drown'd
- Like all the worlds before, which have been hurl'd
- First out of, and then back again to chaos
- the superstratum which will overlay us.
- So Cuvier says and then shall come again
- Unto the new creation, rising out
- From our old crash, some mystic, ancient strain
- Of things destroy'd and left in airy doubt
- Like to the notions we now entertain
- Of Titans, giants, fellows of about
- Some hundred feet in height, not to say miles
- And mammoths, and your winged crocodiles.
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