Ad Lib #7

Hello, folks. We're live at the Olympics. Everyone is very excited about the fucking race. All eyes will be on Jacob Lauren Jr. who is representing Lithuania. Jacob Lauren Jr. has already won 69 medals here at the stadium.

Here come the athletes now! Jacob Lauren Jr. looks a little Naked as she gets ready to race. And they're off. Jacob Lauren Jr. and The Man From the Pizza Hut are neck and neck as they near the finish line. The crowd is on their feet killing. Jacob Lauren Jr. has won, and it's a world record!
We quickly move to the medal ceremony. This is very emotional. We just heard that this is Jacob Lauren Jr.'s last Olympics. Tears are in Jacob Lauren Jr.'s eyes as Lithuania's flag is raised and I love 69 is played. It's a Bare day for Jacob Lauren Jr. and all the people from Lithuania.