D&D session 8

Darth GW[h+]³: GOGOGO
Darth GW[h+]³: ENEMIES EVERYWHERE
Sax: lolno
Hjortkayre: When we left of, you were heading for what'shisface's house, through Sigil's Lower Ward, yes?
Darth GW[h+]³: Yes
Darth GW[h+]³: well
Zinfando: yes
Darth GW[h+]³: vaguely heading that way
Sax: yeah
Darth GW[h+]³: the fact that we don't know where he lives is a minor setback at most
Sax: yeah
Darth GW[h+]³: yeah
Sax: Maybe our wizard can solve that
Darth GW[h+]³: do detect evil
Hjortkayre: If I recall, the Foundry smoke has settled in, which caused the streets to be all but deserted. You turned the corner, and ran into two crowds - one watching a group of performers, one listening to a preacher on a podium. Walking through the throng is a large Githyanki Warmage, flanked by two fiendish creatures.
Darth GW[h+]³: Yeah
Sax: mhm
Hjortkayre: So
Hjortkayre: What do you do?
Darth GW[h+]³: Pankas listens in to the preacher's word
Darth GW[h+]³: *s
Hjortkayre: I was genuinely going to type /w Darth for a second
Sax: Pankas: I LIKE DERGON COCK
Darth GW[h+]³: Relic: Beep beep boop I'm a fag
Hjortkayre: Preacher: "Cast out the false gods, for they decieve you! Their priests lie, and take your money for their own gain!"
Sax: heh
Darth GW[h+]³: Sounds like christianity to me
Darth GW[h+]³: Or Scientology
Zinfando: Zin moves towards the performers and watches their act
Hjortkayre: "You there! What god do you ally yourself with!" He cries, pointing at a crowd member. "Corellon!" comes the reply.
Hjortkayre: "Pah, an elven mage, no more no less."
Hjortkayre: "You!" He says, pointing at Pankas.
Darth GW[h+]³: hands up who saw this coming
Sax: Relic walks towards to the mad man.
Darth GW[h+]³: "I follow my lady Aasterinian."
Hjortkayre: From a closer vantage, you recognise him as the preacher from the market street the previous day.
Hjortkayre: "The Dragon god? How would a mortal differentiate 'tween a god and a dragon, anyway? It is all a lie!"
Sax: Relic shouts, I follow the Lord of all Warriors and King of the Storm, Kord!
Darth GW[h+]³: Pankas laughs out loud at the Preacher
Hjortkayre: "What is this laughter? Are you so blind?"
0.0: Aramil appears at the side of Pankas, a skeptical look on his face
Darth GW[h+]³: "I would not be so quick to badmouth the gods, sir. You are but an irritatingly ignorant child to them."
Darth GW[h+]³: ice burn
Hjortkayre: "Here in Sigil, we have sanctuary. You there, mage, riddle me this!"
Sax: Heh, the scoundrel actually said something proper!
Sax: (that was in character, just forgot to type it)
Hjortkayre: "If the gods are all powerful, why is it that they cannot set foot inside the City of Doors?"
Hjortkayre: that was directed to Nallin, incidentally
0.0: "Because all the doors are closed?"
Darth GW[h+]³: Pankas answers himself, "Perhaps they can, but choose not to! Who are you to question their judgement? I can think of places I would rather be!"
Sax: Just because they can, doesn't mean they would!
Hjortkayre: "But you forget Sigil's importance. Why would they not want to be here? In the eternal wars, what place is more strategically valuable than the nexus? They are frauds, I say!"
Hjortkayre: The crowd seems divided. Some are shouting in agreement, others are mumbling and shaking their heads.
Sax: Or Io won't let them interfer?
Darth GW[h+]³: How many are disagreeing?
Sax: (the overgod)
Darth GW[h+]³: Is there a clear majority among the listeners
Hjortkayre: It's about half and half, Darth
Darth GW[h+]³: hmm
Hjortkayre: not at the moment
Sax: Relic: Can it be that Io won't let them interfer?
0.0: "Preacher, what exactly is it are you preaching"
Hjortkayre: "What hold does Io have over the gods of men, and elves, of dwarves and gnomes? He is a dragon who has grown to old and pompus!"
Darth GW[h+]³: "The gods are clearly much wiser than you, sir! Sigil is indeed of utmost importance, which is precisely why it must remain perfectly neutral! If any one god were to gain control over it, the entire universe would be pushed into severe imbalance! Law and Chaos, Good and Evil, all must remain in perfect balance for the sake of the whole universe! If one god were ever to gain control over Sigil, the universe as we know it would be in extreme peril!"
Hjortkayre: That sounds inspirational, not questioning.
Darth GW[h+]³: "For this reason, the gods hold back, and sigil remains a place of perfect neutrality and balance. For the sake of the universe."
Hjortkayre: Make a Diplomacy check
Sax: inb4 a good roll
Darth GW[h+]³: 13
Darth GW[h+]³: eh
Hjortkayre: Eh
Darth GW[h+]³: Help me out guys
Hjortkayre: Some of the crowd are shouting in your favour now, but there are still plenty on the preacher's side.
Sax: I have -2 in diplomacy so no thanks
Darth GW[h+]³: Yes but if you assist me then it's a +2 to my check, I think
Hjortkayre: go ahead
Hjortkayre: what's the limit for assists?
Darth GW[h+]³: I'm not sure
Sax: there isn't any
Darth GW[h+]³: As many people who choose to join in, I suppose
Hjortkayre: alright
Hjortkayre: you can all assist if you want
Sax: but failing to help gives a penalty
Hjortkayre: if you can say something inspirational
Darth GW[h+]³: oh boy
Darth GW[h+]³: Rouse the crowd guys
Darth GW[h+]³: make me proud
Sax: I did help
Sax: 12
Zinfando: I'm in a different crowd so
Sax: we just have to roll over 10 to help you
Hjortkayre: yeah
Darth GW[h+]³: Oh, really?
Hjortkayre: Sax, roleplay
Darth GW[h+]³: Well yeah that anyway
Hjortkayre: what did you say?
0.0: hmm
Darth GW[h+]³: Nallin roll while you're thinking btw
0.0: can i use my suggestion ability for a diplomacy effect?
Hjortkayre: I... think so.
Darth GW[h+]³: Yes
Darth GW[h+]³: He's got a higher bonus than mine so I just add +2
Sax: This scoun.. This man is correct! He speaks the truth fellow men and women!
0.0: ok then
Hjortkayre: Sax that was truly beautiful. I am not inspired to stand up and take to the streets.
0.0: CROWD THIS MAN IS A LIAR
Sax: ergrb
Sax: tdhf
Hjortkayre: That was even better.
Hjortkayre: I am weeping with joy.
Hjortkayre: holy shit 31
Sax: well sorry for not being top at my game
Hjortkayre: heh
Sax: 19+12
Hjortkayre: holy fuck
Sax: hjort
Sax: can I change what I said?
Hjortkayre: Sure
Sax: "Will you let this man insult your gods? In doing so he criticizes the very way you live your lives! What makes this man so special that he believes he knows better than the gods himself?"
Darth GW[h+]³: if only real life were that easy
Sax: yeah
Hjortkayre: yeah
Hjortkayre: I'm gonna introduce penalties from now on for poor roleplaying for things like this, maybe.
Darth GW[h+]³: YEAH SAX
Darth GW[h+]³: POOR ROLEPLAYING
Darth GW[h+]³: munchkin :3
Sax: It's all up to you man. AND SHUT THE FUCK UP DARTH, I AM TIRED
Sax: :(
Sax: :(((((((((((((((
Hjortkayre: "Who arbitrates this decision? The Lady of Pain?" The crowd is now jeering the preacher. You can see him physically wilting.
Sax: sounds hot
Darth GW[h+]³: he's going flaccid
Hjortkayre: heh
Hjortkayre: any answers?
0.0: inb4 lynch mob
Darth GW[h+]³: Was that what the preacher said?
Hjortkayre: or will you rile the crowd more?
Sax: do more suggestion?
Hjortkayre: "Who arbitrates this decision? The Lady of Pain?"
0.0: it says its an encounter power
Hjortkayre: Take is as "Who keeps this a neutral ground," btw
0.0: so does this mean i cant use it?
Sax: yeah
Sax: it means just that
Sax: you'd have to wait 5 min ingame
0.0: ok
Darth GW[h+]³: "As I said before, if you had listened and understood properly, the gods recognise that sigil MUST remain neutral! It is the very centre of the scales that maintain the natural balance of the universe! Divine intervention from any side will upset this balance with disasterous consequences!"
Darth GW[h+]³: wordswordswordswordswords
Sax: WORDS
Sax: OM OM NOM
Darth GW[h+]³: wordworm
Hjortkayre: Roll diplomacy again, then
Hjortkayre: You can try to intimidate later as well
Darth GW[h+]³: 20
Darth GW[h+]³: Sweet
Darth GW[h+]³: that's 17+3
Sax: heh
Darth GW[h+]³: not a natural 20
Sax: too bad it was not 23
Darth GW[h+]³: Yeah
Darth GW[h+]³: This is almost as awesome as the courtroom drama D&D I wanted
Darth GW[h+]³: it's not quite the same, but it's getting close
Sax: I want to help darth
Hjortkayre: Go ahead
Sax: is 8 in a attribute -2 or -1?
Darth GW[h+]³: -1
Sax: oh, then I only got -1
Sax: nice
Sax: I crit faile
Sax: d
Darth GW[h+]³: LOL
Sax: got 0
Darth GW[h+]³: thanks sax
Sax: np, love ;)
Darth GW[h+]³: you say something incredibly stupid and destroy our credibility
Hjortkayre: Go ahead
Hjortkayre: Roleplay. :D
Darth GW[h+]³: client found guilty
Darth GW[h+]³: I see no need to further prolong this trial
0.0: "I dont think I understand... what just happened?"
Sax: Relic: You see, preacher. How would you like it if Grumsch took over Sigil?
Sax: btw
Sax: Grumsch isn't really that nice of a guy
Hjortkayre: "But that adds credence to my story! Why would the likes of Gruumsch or Lolth respect this neutrality!"
Hjortkayre: I know
Hjortkayre: god of Orcs
Sax: sort of
Sax: FUCK
Hjortkayre: hm?
Darth GW[h+]³: Pankas scowls briefy at Relic, then continues again
Sax: I like it that failing kinda fits my character
Sax: in social encounters
Hjortkayre: Some of the crowd have reverted to mumbling sceptically. You note two huge, golden skinned humanoids, making their way through the mass towards your group.
Sax: Oh shit
Sax: Relic tries to get a proper view of them
Hjortkayre: Right
Hjortkayre: Perception check time?
0.0: 19
Sax: 15
Darth GW[h+]³: "The balance must be maintained for the good of ALL the gods. If there is disequilibrium, the universe as we know it will be turned upside-down! The gods depend on their followers to remain strong, but if there is an upset in balance, they will be lost, destroyed, along with everyone else! Those gods who do survive will remain in limbo, alive, but with no followers to maintain their strength. That is the reason why all gods, even those with the fiercest tempers and hunger for power, recognise the neutrality of Sigil, always."
Darth GW[h+]³: Pankas keeps arguing, oblivious to these newcomers
Hjortkayre: Okay
Sax: that was nicely said
Darth GW[h+]³: :3
Sax: :3
Darth GW[h+]³: Pankas may not be true neutral but he recognises that a universal balance must trump individual differences
Hjortkayre: give me a mintue or two to write up both a response and a description of the creatures, and deal with Zin, okay?
Darth GW[h+]³: k
Darth GW[h+]³: "deal with" zin
Darth GW[h+]³: oh god he's going to kill him
Hjortkayre: haha, no
Hjortkayre: he's doing fine
Darth GW[h+]³: talking of people being dead
Darth GW[h+]³: What happened to dark
Hjortkayre: he couldn't make this session, I think
Sax: yeah :(
Hjortkayre: The two creatures are functionally identical. They stand a good few feet taller than the rest of the crowd, and most part it - though you cannot see whether this is due to politeness, respect, or fear. They look like large, bald humanoid-ogres, except more beautiful than either of the two.
Sax: Okey then.
Hjortkayre: "What omnipotent being would require mortals to sustain itself? That isn't omnipotence, that is a weakness!"
Sax: Can I approach the beings?
Hjortkayre: They're approaching you.
Hjortkayre: :D
Sax: just me ;o?
0.0: Can I role a religion or arcane check to tell what they are exactly?
Hjortkayre: Arcana, sure
Sax: oh shit demons, or devils
Sax: demons
Sax: devils are religion
Hjortkayre: I'm more open about that, given that we're using a weird setting. I'll let you use both
Hjortkayre: Alright, Nallin, 23?
Sax: ah ok
Darth GW[h+]³: "And what good is being omnipotent in an empty void? What would be the point of existance? Would you wish to be immortal, without time, without location, without anything except the cold embrace of nothingness? No, the gods exist because there is a universe, and without it, they are without purpose, without direction."
0.0: yeah
Hjortkayre: Alright, these tall creatures are Aurumachs, the 'leaders' of the Rilmani.
Darth GW[h+]³: this debate is making me hot
Hjortkayre: Rilmani are the beings native to the Outlands, where Sigil is located (sort of). As the embodiments of True Neutral, they try to create balance in all aspects of life - in effect, what Pankas has been preaching.
Sax: cool
Darth GW[h+]³: Hey! I'm not preaching!
Darth GW[h+]³: D:
Hjortkayre: heh
Sax: brb a quick min
0.0: same
Hjortkayre: ok
Darth GW[h+]³: hoo boy
Hjortkayre: I'll wait till they're back
Sax: back
Hjortkayre: Waiting on nallin
Sax: ok
0.0: right im back
Sax: yaye
Hjortkayre: They reach you, and one nods to you. They both begin speaking in loud voices, one in common, one in a more refined tongue - "These men speak the truth, and this man is spreading deceit! The gods exist, and there is need for balance in the universe. This preacher seeks to disrupt the balance! This should not be allowed!" Interestingly, this is all said without change in intonation.
Hjortkayre: You refers to the party in general in this case, btw
Darth GW[h+]³: I see
Sax: Interesting.
Darth GW[h+]³: kind of feel sorry for the preacher now heh
Hjortkayre: The preacher looks increasingly worried with every passing incident.
Hjortkayre: Also
Hjortkayre: THere is a bit of a commotion coming from the other crowd
Sax: ooo
Darth GW[h+]³: Pankas is distracted and looks over to where the performers were
Hjortkayre: Make a perception check
Darth GW[h+]³: my firefox has locked up
Darth GW[h+]³: sigh
Sax: DONT USE FIREFOX THEN
Sax: NOB
Darth GW[h+]³: ...
Darth GW[h+]³: crit
Darth GW[h+]³: Natural 20
Darth GW[h+]³: :3
Sax: nice
Sax: too bad it was not a diplomacy check
Darth GW[h+]³: Meh
Darth GW[h+]³: at least I didn't CRITICAL FAIL
Darth GW[h+]³: D8<
Hjortkayre: You see Zin jump off an overturned wagon in the middle of the crowd, and drive himself into a Tiefling on the ground.
Darth GW[h+]³: oh god
Darth GW[h+]³: Pankas gapes, hardly able to take this in
Hjortkayre: He shouts "How much did you take!"
Sax: Hahaha
Sax: wait
Sax: waht'
Darth GW[h+]³: "Relic... I think... zin..."
Darth GW[h+]³: He nudges Relic and points
Sax: Huh, wha-
Sax: Sees the comotion
Hjortkayre: and then "Give it up!"
Darth GW[h+]³: "I think... We should do something."
Darth GW[h+]³: Pankas, however, stands perfectly still, staring dumbly, mouth open
Sax: Relic runs towards Zin as fast as he can.
Sax: athletics check?
Hjortkayre: sure
Sax: ok
Sax: making the roll
Hjortkayre: so, can you guys hang on a minute
Sax: dammit
Sax: only 12
Sax: 6+6
Hjortkayre: that's enough
Sax: ok
Ninja_Blue ^_____^ entered chat.
Hjortkayre: Right everyone quiet now
Hjortkayre: Logistics
Sax: Hey Ninja
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: hello
Hjortkayre: Okay, Nallin, Darth, do you want to roll for Athletics?
Darth GW[h+]³: I'm not running right now
Hjortkayre: ok
Hjortkayre: Nallin?
Darth GW[h+]³: I trust relic to sort this out
0.0: ok hold on
Darth GW[h+]³: Sup ninja
0.0: 18
0.0: yo
Hjortkayre: Okay
Darth GW[h+]³: brb
Hjortkayre: You both rush towards the newfound commotion. Aramil makes more headway than Relic (presumably because he's made of metal), and arrives just in time to see Zin stand up and put five gold into a pouch. The tiefling screams in agony - "By the gods, my arm! I think it's broken!"
[[[[[[PRIVATE CHAT[Hjortkayre: You hear the preacher say
Darth GW[h+]³: I am back
Darth GW[h+]³: ;3
Hjortkayre: "Look at who they associate with! The violence of their allies!"
Darth GW[h+]³: Shall I reply here or in the chat
Hjortkayre: here, while you're seperated
Darth GW[h+]³: k
Hjortkayre: also, when do you have to go?
Darth GW[h+]³: I should have a while
Hjortkayre: ok
Darth GW[h+]³: Pankas ignores the preacher for the moment, turning to the Rilmani with barely hidden curiosity
Darth GW[h+]³: "You must hold such beliefs deeply, if you're getting involved in such trifling street arguments."
Hjortkayre: "There are few important tasks to be done at this time. The Blood War rages, yes, but two Rilmani cannot stop that. We reserve ourselves for the little acts."
Darth GW[h+]³: Pankas nods with a smile, "A respectable deed."
Darth GW[h+]³: He turns back to the preacher, "And you should not be so quick to judge others based solely off their actions! Have I not tolerated you to rebuke your arguments with careful thought and logic? I have not yet resorted to violence, sir, and do not intend to unless you decide to throw the first blow."
Darth GW[h+]³: He smiles, "And to preserve your remaining dignity, sir, I do not recommend it."
Darth GW[h+]³: He looks, quite pointedly, at relic, nearby.
Hjortkayre: do you leave the preacher, then?
Darth GW[h+]³: Does he respond immediately?
Hjortkayre: No.
Hjortkayre: He's kind of been on the back foot this whole time
Darth GW[h+]³: Pankas sees him hesitate. He looks at the audience and gives him his broadest, triumphant smile, then leaves to see what's going on with the others, leaving the flabbergasted preacher to the mercy of the crowd.
Darth GW[h+]³: *gives them, rather
Hjortkayre: alright
Hjortkayre: the rilmani stay behind
]END PRIVATE CHAT]]]]]]
Hjortkayre: A huge goliath steps out of the crowd and places itself between the monk and the Tiefling
Sax: YEEEAH GOLIATHS
Sax: FUCK YEAH
Sax: BEST RACE
Sax: GOLIATH MASTER RACE. Anyway. Relic approaches the situation and tries to somehow think how he will solve this.
0.0: i got to go
Sax: hbjnikoplpk
Hjortkayre: oh?
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: Balthizar says, "What seems to be the problem here? I coward seeking to steal from another man's hard work?"
0.0: you guys can cover?
Hjortkayre: I guess
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: (*a coward)
Zinfando: Zin looks around. "Huh? oh he took some of my money."
0.0: http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=317079
Sax: Can I roll insight on zin?
Hjortkayre: The tiefling rolls over and lets out an agonizing moan
Hjortkayre: sure, sax
Sax: 9 :v
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: Balthizar sizes the both of them up, "Why do you leave an injured opponent so? Is he not worthy of an actual fight? Maybe you would like to try something like that on a REAL opponent, eh?"
Zinfando: "He stole from me!"
Zinfando: Zin brushes off his clothes.
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: Balthizar looks around at the people before him, slightly confused. He says, "So if I have this correct, you are just settling a score with this...thief I suppose..?"
Zinfando: "yep. I'm not going to harm him any further, I just wanted my coins back."
Hjortkayre: "My fucking arm!"
Hjortkayre: "Aaaargh!"
Sax: Even though there is honour in that... Relic doesn't really get the words out, he stops..
Zinfando: Zin checks to see if his arm really is broken.
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: Balthizar goes to help up the thief, "Are you able to move?"
Hjortkayre: "Barely. And it hurts when I try."
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: "It looks to have jsut popped out, let me fix that for you, if you would allow me."
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: Balthizar moves to help the arm back into its socket.
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: *gestures
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: or w/e
Sax: ouch
Hjortkayre: "Gaaah! Ow, why! Oh wait, I can move it again."
Sax: heh
Sax: What a weakling, Relic sneers.
Sax: (somehow a robot does that)
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: "Good, now get out of here before I pull it back out, don't let me catch you stealing. Work your way up in the world like a real man."
Darth GW[h+]³: Pankas arrives from the other side of the street.
Hjortkayre: "Just because you don't have bones to break!"
Hjortkayre: he runs off
Sax: hahaha
Darth GW[h+]³: "Did I miss something?"
Hjortkayre: yes
Darth GW[h+]³: That was IC :v
Hjortkayre: I know
Sax: that was a good comback to a goliath
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: OOC : Balthizar cries
Hjortkayre: that was aimed at you, Sax
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: haha
Sax: oh
Hjortkayre: the only one without bones
Sax: :V
Sax: I don't think I can feel pain either
Hjortkayre: alright
Darth GW[h+]³: That can be a hinderance as well as a help :3
Sax: But Goliaths are just long, large masses of bone and muscles
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: 100% man
Darth GW[h+]³: Is that... your character?
Sax: They have like weird knuckles and shit over their body that goes outward
Darth GW[h+]³: A goliath?
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: yea
Darth GW[h+]³: hoo boy
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: its growths of bone
Sax: that is harden bones that make goliaths more resliant and stuff
Sax: yeah
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: on the elbows, brow, knees, etc.
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: I'm still beautiful though, dont hate
Hjortkayre: That's both awesome and slightly sickening, to be honest.
Sax: goliaths are the manliest race
Hjortkayre: By the way, guys.
Zinfando: Zin points to the goliath and states to his party "That guy is huge."
Hjortkayre: Take enough XP to level up
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: I'm 7'4" btw
Sax: yay
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: doors are too small :'C
Hjortkayre: not in Sigil
Sax: Goliaths are fucking long
Sax: for being medium
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: long goliath is loooooooooooong
Hjortkayre: ...surely you mean tall?
Hjortkayre: not long
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: im sorry for that
Hjortkayre: ....sax?
Sax: tsrdfs
Sax: tall
Sax: yes
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: IM LONG BABY
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: SO LONG
Sax: going full retard
Hjortkayre: heh
Hjortkayre: Will we do the levelling up now, with Nallin away, or next session?
Zinfando: next session I say
Hjortkayre: okay
Hjortkayre: it prevents having to explain it all twice
Darth GW[h+]³: Where did nallin go
Hjortkayre: He had to leave a while ago
Sax: mhm
Zinfando: that was fun though
Hjortkayre: so, introductions are in order?
Darth GW[h+]³: Yep
Zinfando: indeed
Hjortkayre: or something, anyway
Sax: Yeah, I guess.
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: and mead, right?
Sax: :D
Hjortkayre: heh
Sax: too bad my char dont need or can drink
Darth GW[h+]³: I had a glass of .....water
Hjortkayre: ...water, yes
Sax: what a pussy of a scoundrel
Darth GW[h+]³: no.
Darth GW[h+]³: .....water
Hjortkayre: .....water.
Hjortkayre: got it
Sax: you can have some russian water
Darth GW[h+]³: bitches don't know 'bout my teetotaller
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: so
Darth GW[h+]³: that would be hilarious actually
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: mead
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: right?
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: unless you have a drinking horn full of the blood of our enemies
Sax: BITCHES DONT KNOW ABOUT MY RETRACTABLE STEEL DICK
Hjortkayre: what enemies?
Hjortkayre: no-one died
Darth GW[h+]³: what dick?
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: anyone who looks me wrong in the eye
Darth GW[h+]³: well the preacher's dignity died
Hjortkayre: heh
Hjortkayre: true
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: so yea
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: heads up guys
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: dont try to stare me down
Darth GW[h+]³: what happened to him anyway
Darth GW[h+]³: did the crowd eat him yet
Hjortkayre: He left, ran away, 'strategically'
Darth GW[h+]³: tactically?
Darth GW[h+]³: I see
Hjortkayre: you'd need to get directions to the nearest bar
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: He tactically ran in the other direction?
Hjortkayre: He stayed away from the angry mob, for tactical reasons.
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: >tactical
Darth GW[h+]³: bitches don't know 'bout my arguing skills
Sax: heh
Hjortkayre: What now?
Darth GW[h+]³: er
Sax: I guess this ends this session?
Sax: or
Sax: since nallin isn't here
Hjortkayre: no, why
Hjortkayre: We can continue
Hjortkayre: he said we can stand in for him
Darth GW[h+]³: Where were we going
Sax: okok
Darth GW[h+]³: I forgot
Hjortkayre: mead, apparently
Zinfando: tavern time
Darth GW[h+]³: alright
Darth GW[h+]³: ...where's the nearest tavern?
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: mead and loose women
Zinfando: hooray
Hjortkayre: I assume you ask a passerby?
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: HEY WHO KNOWS WHERE I CAN GET DRUNK?
Darth GW[h+]³: "You there, boy! Where's the nearest tavern?" Pankas shouts to a nearby street urchin
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: although, I probably shouldnt yell, I'd kill someone
Sax: heh
Darth GW[h+]³: You there, boy! What's today?
Sax: them barbarians
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: C:
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: a 7'4 hulking barbarian yelling at you
Hjortkayre: "There's the dustbowl, nearby sirrah, but that's full of the dead. The green mill's just up the road a ways."
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: you would be dishonoring him if you DIDNT shit yourself
Darth GW[h+]³: it's beginning to look a lot like dustbowl
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: ogawd im the heavy
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: in dustbowl
Hjortkayre: heh
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: anyways
Darth GW[h+]³: I'm the...
Darth GW[h+]³: ...what am I?
Darth GW[h+]³: soldier?
Hjortkayre: spy
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: Medic!
Hjortkayre: stealthy and charismatic
Darth GW[h+]³: sweet
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: [+]
Hjortkayre: and also french
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: [+}
Hjortkayre: "And of course, the Styx Oarsman down the road. I don't think they'd let you lot in, though."
Sax: Why's that? Relic asks.
Zinfando: We're too hard.
Sax: heh
Sax: MY DICK IS TO HARD
Sax: HEHUEEHUE
Sax goes full retard/That Guy
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: Balthizar turns to the party of adventurers and barks, "Lead on, I wish to hear more about you interesting lads over a couple pints! Your spirits tell enough of great tales past and more to come!"
Hjortkayre: "They don't let anyone in there. 'cept the tanar'i, and the tieflings. And the 'leths, of course. Bouncer's a 'leth."
Hjortkayre: "Course, enough jink can get you anywhere in Sigil."
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: I read that in Orkish
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: idk why
Darth GW[h+]³: "Well, I suppose that means the green mill is our best bet, then."
Sax: I read that in irish
Hjortkayre: irish street urchin
Sax: I guess so, lets go towards the Green Mill!
Hjortkayre: Bring the wizard
Hjortkayre: He'll be needed
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: Young master street urchin
Darth GW[h+]³: "And shouldn't you be at school?" Pankas shouts over his shoulder as they move on
Sax: *brings the wizard*
Hjortkayre: school?
Darth GW[h+]³: i kid
Darth GW[h+]³: I doubt they even have schools here
Hjortkayre: are you heading to the Green Mill, then?
Darth GW[h+]³: guess so
Sax: Yup
Hjortkayre: alright
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: Balthizar says, "S-k-oo-el...? What a strange word..."
Darth GW[h+]³: We're off to see the green mill, the wonderful green mill of sigil
Hjortkayre: you pass through the throng of people, thoroughly terrified by the anti-preachers and flying monks.
Hjortkayre: and the barbarian
Darth GW[h+]³: wait
Sax: haha "flying monks"
Darth GW[h+]³: Flying... monks?
Darth GW[h+]³: I think we missed something very important
Sax: Zin
Darth GW[h+]³: and by important I mean awesome
Sax: only you missed it
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: if we take any longer I'm gonna make this monk fly permanently
Darth GW[h+]³: Feel free, it'll make the journey quicker.
Darth GW[h+]³: (pankas says)
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: haha
Hjortkayre: walking through the smog-ridden streets, you finally come across a large, open square.
Hjortkayre: The air here seems clearer than before
Darth GW[h+]³: breathe it deep boys
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: Balthizar drops the monk back down, "You are safe...for now..."
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: ^OOC
Darth GW[h+]³: The party stops for a second, breathing in deeply and exhaling with pleasure, "HMMMMMM AAHHHHHH"
Darth GW[h+]³: :3
Sax: well
Sax: I don't breathe
Sax: so
Sax: no
Darth GW[h+]³: shut up
Hjortkayre: At the opposite end of the square, lies a garden filled with trees, and beyond that a large building coloured green and yellow, in stark contrast to its sooty surroundings
Darth GW[h+]³: tin can
Zinfando: lol
Sax: shut up pussy of a scoundrel
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: can i use the warforged as a weapon?
Darth GW[h+]³: "Any of you see this Green Mill, then?"
Hjortkayre: Sax, the air is still corrosive. It can harm a warforged if he stays in it for more than a day
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: (brb bringing dogs inside)
Hjortkayre: ok
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: back
Hjortkayre: ok
Darth GW[h+]³: brb
Hjortkayre: do you approach the Mill?
Hjortkayre: ffs
Darth GW[h+]³: kidding
Darth GW[h+]³: HUEHUEHEU
Hjortkayre: I WILL END YOU ROGUE
Darth GW[h+]³: :3
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: :o
Hjortkayre: heh
Sax: no u cant ninja
Zinfando: to the mill
Darth GW[h+]³: We still don't know where the mill is, all we've seen is some weird green building
Sax: I am too heavy for u
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: I'll just use weapon forging
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: oh shit this is 4e, damnit
Darth GW[h+]³: "Spread out, everyone! If we're thorough we can find this 'Green Mill' by nightfall. Or the nearest equivalent."
Hjortkayre: There are the sounds of laughter and revelry coming from the unknown green building
Sax: ;3
Sax: Can I roll like battledroids?
Zinfando: Zin walks towards the green building.
Sax: you know, curl up into a boll
Sax: ball*
Darth GW[h+]³: "No, Zin! You're searching over there, on the far side of the square!"
Sax: and roll
Hjortkayre: ...
Darth GW[h+]³: not battle droids you dumbfuck
Darth GW[h+]³: they're droidekas
Hjortkayre: yeah
Sax: WELL
Sax: I DONT REMEMBER
Darth GW[h+]³: gawd you're retarded
Sax: :(
Darth GW[h+]³: GAWD
Sax: no u
Hjortkayre: you're the worst robot ever
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: *super battle droids
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: he double goofed
Hjortkayre: there well battle droids too
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: but super battle droids are much better
Sax: no i am not
Hjortkayre: true
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: balde sentries are teh best though
Sax: i am the best robot ever
Darth GW[h+]³: super battle droids can't roll up
Darth GW[h+]³: wtf
Darth GW[h+]³: they're the ones with guns in their arms
Hjortkayre: can we
Hjortkayre: can we move on
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: no super battle droids are the ones with lightsabers noob
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: oh sorry :C
Darth GW[h+]³: what were we playing again?
Darth GW[h+]³: oh yes I remember
Darth GW[h+]³: continue
Hjortkayre: Suddenly
Hjortkayre: a huge demon bursts out of the green millish building
Hjortkayre: for it is not the Green Mill
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: oshit
Sax: thats awesome
Sax: ey bro
Sax: relic greets it with
Darth GW[h+]³: It's... not?
Hjortkayre: but the House of Demons and Shit Painted To Look Like The Green Mill To Fool Idiots
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: is anyone here a halfling or a gnome?
Darth GW[h+]³: okay I'm not sure if you're serious anymore
Hjortkayre: no
Hjortkayre: deadly serious
Hjortkayre: emphasis on the deadly
Sax: why would we be
Darth GW[h+]³: wow
Hjortkayre: roll initiative
Darth GW[h+]³: I thought I was just being silly
Darth GW[h+]³: but it turns out that I was being extremely clever
Hjortkayre: can we get back now?
Zinfando: yes
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: yes please
Hjortkayre: okay
Darth GW[h+]³: /r 1d20+7
Sax: yeah
Darth GW[h+]³: wait
Hjortkayre: There are trees and a Green Millish building with revelry within
Hjortkayre: How do you proceed?
Darth GW[h+]³: I got 22
Darth GW[h+]³: wait
Darth GW[h+]³: wat
Darth GW[h+]³: are we actually rolling initiative
Hjortkayre: no
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: can i make a perception check?
Darth GW[h+]³: FFF
Hjortkayre: no darth
Darth GW[h+]³: STOP CONFUSING ME
Hjortkayre: sure ninja
Zinfando: does the building have windows?
Hjortkayre: Yes
Zinfando: Zin peers through the windows.
Darth GW[h+]³: zin ask someone if it's the green mill
Darth GW[h+]³: you can never be too sure
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: 1D20+5 => 19
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: fak
Darth GW[h+]³: 19 is okey
Hjortkayre: ninja, what are you using to roll?
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: the dice roller thing you linked me
Hjortkayre: oh, alright
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: :P
Hjortkayre: It didn't show up
Hjortkayre: DId you join the room?
Darth GW[h+]³: Yeah I rolled and it didn't show up either
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: i think
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: i see all those rolls from them
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: i see darth's roll now
Hjortkayre: roll again
Hjortkayre: what's your name there anyway?
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: Balthizar
Hjortkayre: alright
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: did i goof?
Sax: GOOF
Hjortkayre: try disconnecting and rejoining
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: 1 sec phone
Hjortkayre: k
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: k rejoined
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: and done with phone
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: there we go
Hjortkayre: awesome
Hjortkayre: Alright
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: okay roll working too :P
Sax: ROLL THAT SHIT
Darth GW[h+]³: ...
Hjortkayre: hush you
Hjortkayre: we're sorting this out
Hjortkayre: Zin, are you there?
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: "I think I can just make out the shapes of a few elves and such, I'm not sure if they are friendly or not, but thats not saying much going for elves." Balthizar chuckles at the last bit in spite of himself.
Zinfando: yea
Hjortkayre: oh, incidentaly darth
Hjortkayre: the green building
Hjortkayre: does look like a mill
Darth GW[h+]³: hmmmm
Darth GW[h+]³: the plot thickens
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: HMMMMM
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: INDEED
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: IT BEGINS
Darth GW[h+]³: Who are we waiting for
Darth GW[h+]³: :v
Hjortkayre: Zin
Zinfando: Zin runs up to the party. "Hey guys follow me, green mill's over here."
Hjortkayre: DUNDUNDUN
Sax follows.
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: i lol'd
Darth GW[h+]³: "If you say so."
Darth GW[h+]³: Pankas follows them.
Hjortkayre: does anyone bring the wizard?
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: Balthizar follows as well.
Darth GW[h+]³: Pankas walks back
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: Drags the wizard with him
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: dont worry i got this
Darth GW[h+]³: he grabs the wizard and follows again
Zinfando: Zin approaches the doorman with his party beside.
Darth GW[h+]³: damn it ninja
Darth GW[h+]³: you ninja
Zinfando: "May we enter?"
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: I gots a plan
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: ;D
Darth GW[h+]³: A tavern with a bouncer?
Hjortkayre: The doorman is a tall, red haired Eladrin. After a minute of observation, you realize that his hair is actually fire and not hair at all.
Hjortkayre: "Let's see..."
Darth GW[h+]³: Show off :\
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: ruh roh
Sax: what a fucking show off
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: Don't worry, they pay for it because they bring new meaning to "fire crotch
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: "
Zinfando: lol
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: Hjort
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: What do you mean by tall
Hjortkayre: yes?
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: like
Hjortkayre: Not as tall as you
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: oh
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: okay
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: so
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: like
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: kobe bryant tall?
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: or yao ming tall?
Hjortkayre: sure
Darth GW[h+]³: tall for a human
Hjortkayre: he's not human though
Darth GW[h+]³: I know
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: humanoid
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: >_>
Darth GW[h+]³: well you're humanoid
Darth GW[h+]³: but you're even taller
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: I'm manlynoid
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: get it right
Darth GW[h+]³: does he let us in or not
Darth GW[h+]³: I have to go :v
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: yea
Hjortkayre: He scans the party over, nodding and tutting. "No Tieflings. No Gith. Good." He turns to Nallin. "I have the honour of greeting you. Welcome to the Green Mill." He turns to the rest of you. "You can come in, just don't cause problems."
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: damnit
Zinfando: "surely sure."
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: I wanted to arm wrestle him
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: to get in
Hjortkayre: ...
Zinfando: stopping point?
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: I mean
Hjortkayre: sure
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: yay
Hjortkayre: stopping point, sure
Darth GW[h+]³: Why nallin
Darth GW[h+]³: oh wait
Darth GW[h+]³: he's eladrin too right
Hjortkayre: mhm
Darth GW[h+]³: sounds like eladrin is basically a huge circlejerk
Sax: is the eldarin looking weird at me?
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: you dont say darth
Darth GW[h+]³: anyway
Hjortkayre: technically, the eladrin are celestials, as far as planescape is concerned.
Darth GW[h+]³: We wrapping up?
Zinfando: so we play next tuesday?
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: take the drow for example
Darth GW[h+]³: Tuesdays seem to be good
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: they are a cricle jerk just for the women
Hjortkayre: drow != eladrin, though
Darth GW[h+]³: we don't talk about drow
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: and the men are a circle jerk to every other race they can enslave
Hjortkayre: We'll go for Tuesday I guess.
Zinfando: nice
Darth GW[h+]³: cautiously...?
Hjortkayre: Does that work for everyone?
Sax: sounds like a plan
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: well my schedule gets posted ~friday
Darth GW[h+]³: goddamn everyone has schedules
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: work sucks
Darth GW[h+]³: can't you just say "fuck the schedule I'm playing on tuesday"
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: gotta pay off school
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: and a car
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: if i wanna get fired
Hjortkayre: ah
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: yea
Darth GW[h+]³: do it
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: nah
Hjortkayre: no darth
Darth GW[h+]³: okay.png
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: i'm working 3 jobs right now
Darth GW[h+]³: wat
Ninja_Blue ^_____^: cant afford to quit 1
Darth GW[h+]³: well
Zinfando: ok I gotta go see you guys next week
Darth GW[h+]³: same
Darth GW[h+]³: see you guys