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- Best Friend Quotes
- Started 10/25/19
- “Now normally this would go against everything I stand for.. but tonight, I’m a white girl.” -Jackson 2019
- “Nigga shit dick nigga nigga!”
- -Peyton 2019
- “Suck my left titty.. but ONLY the left one..” -Jackson 2019
- “There’s nothing better in life than a cumfart.” -Jackson 2019
- “My name is Steve-O, and this has been Jackass.” -Conlan 2018
- “Undertale three?! What happened to four?!” -Conlan 2018
- “Okay okay, I’m serious about this one. The square root of four is eight.” -Conlan 2018
- “No, that had my hentai folder! I have to redownload that shit! I just hit three gigabytes!” -Conlan 2018
- “You fool! You’ve left your pancakes unattended! It would be a shame if something were to spurt on them.” -Jackson 2019
- “You’re talking a lot of shit for someone whose pancakes are within cumshot distance.” -lolpi 2019
- “You need more than like thirty-five dicks to make a human.” -Jackson 2019
- “Yo, did Tyler Fortnite Ninja Blanket Blevins just touch my ass?” -Brandon 2019
- “I’m going to anally vore you. That’s right, you’re going in my ass”
- “I wonder what a whale fart sounds like.” -Jackson 2019
- “I was researching the magnitude of whale farts and it reminded me of the French.” -Jackson 2019
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