A Fan Worth Writing For

This is a song parody of Mulan's "A Girl Worth Fighting For".

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We go to the thread, and park with a new installment!
But no Anons give you feedback or comment...
And every day, we think they say, that our Anon's a bore...

HEY! Think of instead, a fan worth writing for~
Huh? That what I said! A fan worth writing for!

I want one that likes my stuff, and won't fag up the thread...
Who bumps with my pastebin, when the thread is dead!

I won't grump about picture bumps, or if they're a tripfag...
As long as they like feels and don't mind update lag!

Bet new Anons thought your story was charming.
But the rate at which they view it is alarming!

And we hope Anons keep reading on when there's no update in store...

What do we want? A fan worth writing for!

A fan who thinks I can write clop, or that I am worth their time...
How about a fan who checks our work, and criticizes every line?

NAH.

I want to please all of my fans and not write filler!
At least his OC's not a killer...

I have Anons that praise and give me glory!
He removed his trip and commented his own story...

So to the thread we go, ignore the /soc/, and watch our viewcount soar!
Looks like we have, some fans worth writing for!

What did we get? Some fans worth writing for!

Wish that I had, a fan worth writing for...