manlet

>be manlet Anon in equestria
>She somehow finds out a way to access the internet, and thus, more informations about the average human male
>And that you're a good five inches below the threshold
>"You never told me you were an ASIAN, Anon,"
>Fuck
"Yes, I ching chong, I don' wan' no troble,"
>Better run and hide for a while
>She'll certainly forget about it
>No way you can give her these kind of ammunitions against you

>A couple days later
>"Hey Anon,"
>Oh shit
"Hey Twilight, what's up,"
>"I've been great! This internet thing is incredible, there's just so much stuff to read and learn and you click on one page and then on another and before you know it, Luna already rose the moon!"
>Good, good, seems like you're out of dodge--
>"And I've done some more research about your ethnic group and realized that you don't look asiatic at all!"
>Why is this horse so fucking curious all the time
"Huh, it's, uh, because my grand dad was caucasian,"
>She keeps her inquisitive stare on you as you look around for a way out
>"You know, you don't have to feel ashamed of your size--"
"W-what, are you calling me a manlet?!"
>You blurt it out without thinking
>Fucking ptsd
>"What's a 'manlet'?"
>FUCK
"OH SHIT, LOOK, CELESTIA IS STUCK IN A TREE!"
>You scream as you point behind her
>And sure enough, she falls for it
>Stupid horse!
>And you're already running for your life before she even realizes you're gone

>Week later
>You're fucked
>You've got no food left, you're forced to go out and buy something
>But you KNOW you'll stumble on her if you do
>Shit...
>You do your best Snake impression on your way to the market, crouching down and marching along every walls you come across
>And you start salivating when the market's smell hits your nostrils
>Okay, let's buy as much shit as possible without--
>"Hey Anon!"
>FUCK
>You freeze
>Don't turn around
>Maybe if you don't move she'll think you're dead and move on
>"Nopony saw you in days! We were starting to worry about you!"

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>She takes the few steps needed to close in on you and starts inspecting you, eyes growing wide when she notices that you didn't shave and the bags under your eyes
>"Are you okay? You don't look--"
"YES, okay, I admit it! I'm a manlet! I'm small! Way below average! Are you happy now?!"
>Twiggywiggy is left flabbergasted by your outburst
>"Uh, I-I didn't mean to--"