Awesome August SPOONEETHON 2024

WHO: You, silly!

WHAT: A SPOONEETHON featuring Final Fantasy XIV and more!

WHEN: Saturday, August 24th and Sunday, August 25th

WHERE: twitch.tv/spoonee @ 1pm PT

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The clock starts with 5hrs on it, and can go up to a maximum of 20hrs (timer will be paused for sleep when we need it)!

Time additions:

For every 15 points, we add another hour onto the stream!

New subs/gift subs/resubs = 1 point
Tips = 1 point per $5
Bits = 1 point per 500 bits

If we max out the timer, we'll also play some special WEIRD GAMES on Sunday!

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During the SPOONEETHON, don't forget about our special gift sub incentives:

> Gift 5 subs = Add 1 game to the Community Bizhawk Shuffler
> Gift 10 subs = Add 2 games to the Community Bizhawk Shuffler
> Gift 25 subs = Get your very own personalized big doodle request + Add 5 games to the Community Bizhawk Shuffler

*These incentives are cumulative for how many subs you've gifted during the month!

> I don't expect this in any manner, but if you're wild and generous enough to drop a 50+ sub gift bomb, you can make a custom request for me to do something. Please note that I reserve all right to say no to a thing for any reason (TOS, unable to, makes me uncomfortable, etc). BUT! We'll hash it out 'till we can agree on something fun for everyone. Promise.

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REMAINING SUB GOAL INCENTIVE LIST:

[MET] > 300 subs: Chat Picks A Tank For Spoonee To Level In Final Fantasy XIV (This is a mistake.)
[MET] > 325 subs: Lethal Company Community Night
[MET] > 350 subs: "Dark Souls" Crowd Control (This is also a mistake.)
[MET] > 375 subs: "The Room 2" First Playthrough

[MET] > 400 subs: Spoonee Writes You A FanFiction (It's like MadLibs, but worse! :D)
> 450 subs: Strongbad Email Marathon (We will watch all 50 of the first Strongbad Emails together on stream. That's almost 2 hours of throwing light switch raves!)
> 475 subs: Spoonee Returns To Top Shop (Played with TropicalFreeze21!)

> 500 subs: Extra Special Super Secret Awesome August Finale Stream (IT'S A MYSTERY BOX. IT COULD BE ANYTHING. IT COULD EVEN BE A BOAT! YOU KNOW HOW MUCH YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED ONE OF THOSE!)
> 550 subs: Unpaid Intern Spoonee Plays "Garfield Kart Online" (This game is terrible. We'll make the intern play it instead. Maybe CorporateFreeze21 will join her.)

> 600 subs: Spoonee Gives a TED Talk (Listen to me talk about my fictional Daddies in great detail, and learn what truly makes a Daddy. There'll be powerpoints!)
> 650 subs: Streamy Singles: "Castlevania: Lords of Shadow" (The horror. The legend.)

> 700 subs: Truckee Plays American Truck Simulator (UNLEASH THE TRUCKER WITHIN. SPEED LIMITS ARE MERELY SUGGESTIONS.)
> 750 subs: Evolution of Memes Educational Stream (Learn probably too much about the inner machinations of my mind through the world of internet memes.)

> 800 subs: "999: Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors" First Playthrough
> 850 subs: Spoonee Puts Together A Femme Majima Cosplay (KIIIIIIIIRYU-CHAN!)

> 900 subs: THE GREAT FOOD DEBATE (Myself and Jack__Mango will "debate" about the most important thing in the world: food. Trop "mediates." It's basically GameChangers if it were made by feral theater kids with no budget!)
> 950 subs: DOS Games Week (Featuring Zork, Daggerfall, Mario Teaches Typing, and more!)

> 1000 subs: Spoonee Stares Silently At Her Camera Eating Cheetos While Ave Maria Plays In The Background (No, you don't get an explanation.)
> 1050 subs: You get an explanation of the previous goal. I guess. It won't be a lie either, I promise. I would never lie to you, chat.

> 5000 sub points: "Baiten Kaitos" 100% playthrough (this meme will never die) + A TON OF NEW EMOTES