Comfy Trailer

One day you sat in front of your computer, furiously shitposting as you normally do. Sometime around mid-day you heard a loud commotion from outside your house. It sounded like a whole bunch of deep voices yelling about supplies. The loud, monotonous beeping of construction equipment was also heard. You promptly rose to your feet and went to the door to see what was happening, but as you went to open it you heard a loud knock. It was so loud you jumped back in surprise, letting out a very unflattering “eep!” You collected yourself and promptly opened the door. There before you stands a very large and burly man. He was dressed in tan boots, working jeans, a wife-beater, and a yellow construction hat. He didn’t seem to notice you open the door and was busy writing something on a wooden clipboard. Who was this dirty and smelly man that now stood before you? You open your mouth to speak but the man looks up from his clipboard and addresses you.
“Good afternoon sir, have I got some wundahful news for ya, here on this fine day! See, me and my boys received a large cash sum from some un-named shmuck for a construction job. The fine-print was that it was to be given to whoever lived where we threw a dart. Long story short, you are now the proud owner of a Terry Bro’s Trailer. Yes, the Terry Bro’s. Wadda mean you’ve nevah heard of us? Yo! Joey! You hearing this? He doesn’t know who the Terry Bro’s are!”
“That’s some bullshit, Joshua!”, yelled a portly man inside of a pickup truck. Unless you’re eye deceive you, he looks just like Joshua.
“Yes it is Joey”, mumbled Joshua.  “Now, I have here a list of specific room types from which you can design your Trailer.  Like I said, it’s been payed for and you don’t need to worry ‘bout a thing. My brothas Joey, Jammy, Jonni, Jacky Boi, Jimmy, Jonny, Jin, Jimbo, Lil’ Jojo, Jonathon, and Steve will get it done before midnight. Oh, and don’t worry about utilities such as gas, watah, electricity, or even high speed internet. That’s all complimentary and will work indefinitely wherever ya are. So wudda’ll it be boss? Well hurry up will ya, I ain’t got all frickin day.”
You look down at the blueprints handed to you and see it’s divided into sections over a few pages. It appears that the master bedroom, master bathroom, kitchen, entry, and living rooms all have designated sections. You even get a custom yard. How would that work? Looks like you need to take one of each of those to set out the general layout of your trailer. All fully furnished. This is all to good to be true, you muse. It also seems that you get to choose 4 other rooms to fill out the rest of the house. Besides that, there also seems to be a closet that has “Portal to other places” scribbled in silver sharpie. At the bottom of each page you see fine print saying; “Space is no issue. On the inside, rooms shall be as large as you want them to be on the inside.” With your suspension of disbelief intact, you begin to go through and make you selections. Joshua takes out an old flip phone and calls his mother to say they’ll be working late today. You overhear that she’s making meatloaf. You wish you had a meatloaf. Meatloaf is good. Very meaty.

Entryway
pick one

Kitchen (Is always fully stocked with what you want)
pick one

Master Bedroom
pick one
Harem Bedroom (Allows you to take up to 10 waifus)

Master Bathroom
pick one

Living Room
pick one

Spare Rooms
select 4 from this list, but can select from previous sections (except Entryway)
Guest Room (Basically a full apartment)

Closet (Portal to other worlds. Wana go to space or a fantasy land?)
pick one

Yard (Entered by going through a sliding glass door in living room. It’s in it’s own pocket dimension, so don’t worry if something is right next door.)
pick one

Key (Will always be wherever you look for it)
pick one
Normal key - The trailer is in one set location of your choice and can never be moved. Just as God intended.
Portal key - Using this key on any door will give way to your trailer. Anyone can follow if you hold the door open.
Truck key - Out of the kindness of Joshua’s heart, you get a free pickup truck that’ll always work perfectly. When used, you can will yourself to drive home and you will find yourself pulling up to it within 10 minutes no matter where you where.
Pull key - Simply stick the key into the air and the trailer will manifest itself in your location. Laws of space be damned, everything just seems to scooch out of the way to comfortably allow the trailer to rest.
Sleep key - Placing this key under a pillow and sleeping on it will make you wake up in your trailer. If you want to leave, simply sleep on top of the key again and you’ll wake up in a nice hotel wherever you want.

You finish selecting the rooms you want for your trailer and hand over the clipboard to Joshua. As he takes it and begins to look through it, his cellphone rings.
“Oh for the love of”, Joshua sighed out as he looked at his buzzing phone. The ringtone was YMCA. Answering it he promptly barked out, “Ma I swear if ya say you changed your mind about meatloaf and want pizza I’ll- what’s that? Oh…Well then. Uh-huh. Oh yeah, I remembah her. Good kid. Hmm? Yeah. He looks like he could. Yeah. He’s one of them poor saps with no life, I’m sure he’ll be fine with it. I’ll ask. Okay. Love you too, ma.”
Hanging up the phone, Joshua pulls out a manila folder from seemingly nowhere and hands it to you.
“Here ya go kid, your luck just keeps on gettin’ bettah. That there is a small profile list of potential waif- I mean, roommates. They’re eager to meet ya, that is, if you pick them.” Beneath his breath he mutters, “Unless you wana be alone forevah…”
Ignoring his rude comment, you open up the folder and are greeted to 10 pictures of different girls. On the backs of them seems to be short typed out bios. Huh. You guess Joshua wasn’t lying about them being eager. You take your time looking through them before making a decision. As you start to shuffle through them, you catch a purple and green colored piece of paper. Upon closer inspection you see it’s a winning lottery ticket for a million dollars. On the back, hastily written down, it reads; “Can only be taken by itself. Want money? Forgo the girls.” Hmm. It seems your decision has gotten a little bit harder.

Redneck Waifu - Long lost sister. Easy going tomboy that lives day to day. Has a bad habit of finding stray animals to keep as pets.

Android Waifu - Ignorant to the world. Curious and sincere in action. Eager to learn new things, calls you Senpai. Childish mind.

Spooky Waifu - Comically depressed, but loves to be with you. Thinks she’s past her prime, but will turn smug the further you go. Ara Ara~

Punk Waifu - Likes to dominate you, but in a gentle way. Loves to have fun and party. She takes no shit but actually has a large soft-side.

Mechanic Waifu - While Redneck is the easygoing tomboy, this is the feisty one. Hell of a punch and a foul mouth to boot. Can make anything.

Hippy Waifu - Sweet and very caring. Dotes on you like a newly-wed and is friendly with everyone. Smokes hella tho.

Chocolate Waifu - Doesn’t speak much and is well reserved. Seen, but not heard. Will act as a maid even if you tell her not to. Likes to bake.

Alien Waifu - FROM BEYOND THE STARS. Acts superior, but would be lost without you. May experiment on you, and you may gain psychic powers.

Owl Waifu - Lost girl that just wants to find a safe home. Looks up to you as her big brother. Can act like a brat, but is easy to appease.

NEET Waifu - Super smart, but lacking in social skills. Smug when doing tech stuff, seeking headpats. However, easily flustered.

A winning lottery ticket for a million dollars - Disregard females, acquire currency.