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- from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #654
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- https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/687554323999096885/814711120056549386/1612768170298.png
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- Poor joel...
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- Never to be seen again... well at least until Stolas gives him a computer to start streaming again.
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- >Joel unintentionally summons Stolas during a stream while trying to read text in a poorly translated game
- >Stolas immediately tries to play whatever game it is
- >He becomes an incredibly popular streamer
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- >Joel now has to stream with a big ass bird demon on a regular basis
- >Stolas is having a grand old time
- >Joel promptly starts making funny memes with Stolas
- >The entire site is starting to crash with how many people have started watching Joel and Stolas
- Sounds like a fun time to be honest.
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- >You will never have a fun, comfy stream with Stolas
- >You two will never end up bonding and becoming best friends over silly shenanigans in games
- Fuck, if only I could write reality
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- >big ass bird
- If you insist.
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- >"Stolas this is a kid friendly stream no butts!"
- >"aww but everyone would be so lucky to be graced with my glorious glutes"
- >"We don't even have a webcam on!"
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- >Joel comes down with the flu for a bit so Stolas has to take the reigns entirely on his own for a bit
- >Numbers hardly falter
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- >Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss game gets made
- >Stolas ends up finding himself
- >"Oh my, do I really sound like that?"
- >Stares at his in-game model's ass
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- >"Surely, my ass isn't THAT small... Blitzy has never said anything about this to me..."
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- >He eventually finds out he can use his magic to controll NPCs in games
- >Joes starts up the meme house again
- >comedic chaos ensues
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- >the meme house
- There's gonna be a lot more jojokes and posing
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- I think I like this stupid vargstolathor thing
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- Joel is our funny meme boy, we gotta keep his little swedish meatballs safe from the dick hungry bird
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- MEME HOUSE 2: GOETIA BOOGALOO
- >Stolas ends up dragging I.M.P. into the shenanigans
- >Millie enjoys the thought of entertaining people
- >Audience likes when Moxxie ends up singing, though he rarely does it because he flusters easily
- >Blitzo hates it at first, until he realises he can use it to rub in Verosika's face that he's more popular than her
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- >Bulk Bogan becomes real
- >He watches Joel while he sleeps
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- >vibe check becomes real
- >dances for a solid 24 hours and dies of exaustion
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- >He ends up in Hell
- >Now the Hotel has to deal with him
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- >kicks random sinners in the crotch and fortnite dances during the extermination event
- >doesn't even last a year
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- Not
- >Excersises by using Angel as a barbell and keeps telling Alastor to touch his nipples
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- https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/687554323999096885/814733268515160084/1614315615129.png
- this is your fault
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- >"oh how cute I shall dub thee Bingus"
- >Stolas puts the picture on his fridge
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- How far have we fallen to start jumbling reality and our meme show together into one big meme
- I love it
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- I dont get it, its just a drawing of Stolas but stumpy
- Am I missing something?
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- its Vargfren but Stolas
- https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/777867282093178891/814733638938787850/1593332314124.png
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- Ah, thanks
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