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joke story - joel and Stolas

Feb 25th, 2021 (edited)
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  1. from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #654
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  3. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/687554323999096885/814711120056549386/1612768170298.png
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  5. Poor joel...
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  7. Never to be seen again... well at least until Stolas gives him a computer to start streaming again.
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  9. >Joel unintentionally summons Stolas during a stream while trying to read text in a poorly translated game
  10. >Stolas immediately tries to play whatever game it is
  11. >He becomes an incredibly popular streamer
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  13. >Joel now has to stream with a big ass bird demon on a regular basis
  14. >Stolas is having a grand old time
  15. >Joel promptly starts making funny memes with Stolas
  16. >The entire site is starting to crash with how many people have started watching Joel and Stolas
  17. Sounds like a fun time to be honest.
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  19. >You will never have a fun, comfy stream with Stolas
  20. >You two will never end up bonding and becoming best friends over silly shenanigans in games
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  22. Fuck, if only I could write reality
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  24. >big ass bird
  25. If you insist.
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  27. >"Stolas this is a kid friendly stream no butts!"
  28. >"aww but everyone would be so lucky to be graced with my glorious glutes"
  29. >"We don't even have a webcam on!"
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  31. >Joel comes down with the flu for a bit so Stolas has to take the reigns entirely on his own for a bit
  32. >Numbers hardly falter
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  34. >Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss game gets made
  35. >Stolas ends up finding himself
  36. >"Oh my, do I really sound like that?"
  37. >Stares at his in-game model's ass
  38. -
  39. >"Surely, my ass isn't THAT small... Blitzy has never said anything about this to me..."
  40. -
  41. >He eventually finds out he can use his magic to controll NPCs in games
  42. >Joes starts up the meme house again
  43. >comedic chaos ensues
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  45. >the meme house
  46. There's gonna be a lot more jojokes and posing
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  48. I think I like this stupid vargstolathor thing
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  50. Joel is our funny meme boy, we gotta keep his little swedish meatballs safe from the dick hungry bird
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  52. MEME HOUSE 2: GOETIA BOOGALOO
  53. >Stolas ends up dragging I.M.P. into the shenanigans
  54. >Millie enjoys the thought of entertaining people
  55. >Audience likes when Moxxie ends up singing, though he rarely does it because he flusters easily
  56. >Blitzo hates it at first, until he realises he can use it to rub in Verosika's face that he's more popular than her
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  58. >Bulk Bogan becomes real
  59. >He watches Joel while he sleeps
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  61. >vibe check becomes real
  62. >dances for a solid 24 hours and dies of exaustion
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  64. >He ends up in Hell
  65. >Now the Hotel has to deal with him
  66. -
  67. >kicks random sinners in the crotch and fortnite dances during the extermination event
  68. >doesn't even last a year
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  70. Not
  71. >Excersises by using Angel as a barbell and keeps telling Alastor to touch his nipples
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  73. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/687554323999096885/814733268515160084/1614315615129.png
  74. this is your fault
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  76. >"oh how cute I shall dub thee Bingus"
  77. >Stolas puts the picture on his fridge
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  79. How far have we fallen to start jumbling reality and our meme show together into one big meme
  80. I love it
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  82. I dont get it, its just a drawing of Stolas but stumpy
  83. Am I missing something?
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  85. its Vargfren but Stolas
  86. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/777867282093178891/814733638938787850/1593332314124.png
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  88. Ah, thanks
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