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EG Dash flies [MMP]

Aug 24th, 2014
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  1. Contains:
  2. Micro
  3. "Mistaken as bugs" Unaware
  4. EG RainbowDash
  5. Hand Crush
  6. Sneaker Crush
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  9. >tfw you will never be a pegasus
  10. >tfw you will never wake up in a strange place
  11. >tfw you will never be with five other pegasi
  12. >tfw when a huge object will never suddenly fall from the sky
  13. >tfw one of the others will never be crushed by it
  14. >tfw there will never be five of you left
  15. >tfw you will never realize this it looks like hoofwear, only different
  16. >tfw the sneaker-clad foot will never move on
  17. >tfw you will never look up
  18. >tfw you will never realize the bipedal being
  19. >tfw it will never appear to Rainbow Dash, only she’s not a pony
  20. >tfw you and the others will never resolve to gain her attention for help
  21. >tfw you will never fly and catch up with her
  22. >tfw you will never fly up to her face
  23. >tfw you will never fly around in front of her face
  24. >tfw she’ll never notice you
  25. >tfw you will never gain hope for salvation
  26. >tfw her expression will never turn into one of disgust and annoyance
  27. >tfw her huge blue hand will never reach up
  28. >tfw all but one of you will never dodge out of the way
  29. >tfw he will never get grabbed in her hand
  30. >tfw he will never be transfer between her index finger and thumb
  31. >tfw Dash will never keep its annoyed expression
  32. >tfw when her frown will never deepen
  33. >tfw she will never remark about the “damn flies”
  34. >tfw she will never crush the “bug” between her finger and thumb
  35. >tfw there will never be four of you left
  36. >tfw your hope will never turn into despair
  37. >tfw she will never wipe her fingers off on her skirt
  38. >tfw you and the others will never “buzz” around her face
  39. >tfw you will never try to get her to realize you’re not insects
  40. >tfw she will never try to swat you
  41. >tfw when you will never be disoriented by her titanic hand near missing you
  42. >tfw one of the others will never land on her neck
  43. >tfw he is never swatted
  44. >tfw he will never be crushed under her palm
  45. >tfw there will never be three of you left
  46. >tfw another one will never fly into her mouth by accident
  47. >tfw she will never spit him out
  48. >tfw he will never shoot towards the ground
  49. >tfw he will never be drowning in the drop of saliva
  50. >tfw he will never hit the ground
  51. >tfw he will never be stuck in the pool of spit
  52. >tfw Dash will never raise her sneaker
  53. >tfw she will never bring it down on where she spit
  54. >tfw she will never grind her foot to make sure the “bug” is dead
  55. >tfw there will never be two of you left
  56. >tfw the other guy will never try to fly up in front of her eye to make her see him
  57. >tfw he will never end up in her eye
  58. >tfw he will never get stuck
  59. >tfw Dash will never cry out in pain and anger
  60. >tfw the pony will never be crushed while she blinks and wipes him out of her eye
  61. >tfw only you will never be left
  62. >tfw Dash will never be super pissed
  63. >tfw you will never just give up
  64. >tfw she will never raise both hands to your sides
  65. >tfw you will never just hover between her palms
  66. >tfw Dash will never bring her hands together
  67. >tfw her hands will never make a deafening “CLAP!” as they crush you
  68. >tfw you will never fall to the ground
  69. >tfw you will never be broken, but alive
  70. >tfw you will never hit the ground
  71. >tfw you will never be visibly twitching
  72. >tfw you will never hear deafening “BOOMS”
  73. >tfw Dash will never place her sneakers to your sides
  74. >tfw she will never have a huge grin on her face
  75. >tfw when she will never jump, bringing her feet together
  76. >tfw you will never gaze up at the soles of both of her sneakers
  77. >tfw her sneakers will never come down upon you
  78. >tfw you will never be crushed like the bug you now are
  79. >tfw there will never be none left
  80. >tfw Dash will never walk off
  81. >tfw she will never feel good from having killed those flies that were bothering her
  82. >tfw she will never go on with her day
  83. >tfw she will never forget about the experience within the next ten minutes
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