The Longest Survey Ever
The Basics
1. First name
Katherine.

2. Age
Fifteen.

3. Gender
Female.

4. Happy with it?
Yep.

5. The current time is?
9:14 pm

6. Eye color
Green.

7. Happy with it?
Yep.

8. If not, what would you change it to?
eh. Yellow or something stupid I guess.

9. Hair color
Brown.

10. Happy with it?
Its okay.

11. If not, what would you change it to?
Depends.

12. Hair length
Shoulder.

13. Hair style
lol.

14. Have you ever dyed your hair?
Many times.

15. What color?
Pink, blue, green, red, black.

16. Do you dye your hair frequently?
Not as much as I used to.

17. Has it ever gotten damaged?
oh. yes.

18. Are you clean-shaven?
sure.

19. What's your body type?
Short and pudge.

20. Are your fingers long and slender, short and fat, or somewhere in between?
Long and slender(man)

21. Thin or full lips?
Somewhere inbetween.

22. Thin hair, thick hair, or somewhere in between?
oh dear god its so thick.

23. Have you ever had lice?
no.

24. How old were you?
???????????

25. Nicknames
Kat, Dez, Tater. Katie.

26. Happy with them?
Yerp.

27. Aliases
Vera and any variation of it.

28. What made you choose them?
Not sure.

29. If you were born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be?
Benjamin.

30. Think of the situation above. What would you want your name to be?
Eeeeeeeeehm. Iunno. Allen I guess.

31. If you had a choice, would you drop your last name?
Nope.

32. What heritage does your first name imply?
English.

33. Middle name
Elizabeth. :3c

34. Last name
Starts with S.

35. Place of birth
Glenwood.

36. Date of birth
June 7th 1995

37. Nationality
Amurrican

38. Were you named after anyone?
Nop.

39. Who?
lkfldjf

40. What side of the family does your name come from?
My mom chose it, if that makes any sense.

41. Did your parents immigrate?
Nnnnnnnnnnnnnope.

42. How about your grandparents?
Nein.

43. Your great grandparents?
Norp.

44. Farther back into your family?
Yes.
45. Where did they immigrate from?
Scotland, Ireland, England and France.

46. Where did they immigrate to?
AMURRICA.

47. Skin color
dem whities.

48. What's your facial structure like?
Heart shaped, I guess. Figure it out.

49. Height
5'2"

50. Happy with it?
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

51. Weight
hahahaha.

52. Happy with it?
HAHAHAHA.

53. How old are your parents?
Fifty five and fifty three.

54. What's your father's name?
Kenny.

55. Your mother's?
Laurie.

56. Do you have any siblings?
Yep.

57. How old are they?
Thirty and twenty two.

58. What are their names?
Bo and Michael.

59. Do you get along with your family?
Yup.

60. Do you wish they were different?
Not really. :3c

61. Were you ever abused by any member of your family?
what the fuck kinda question is that. of course not.

62. Were you ever betrayed by a member of your family?
Not immediate family.

63. Did your family ever disown any other member of your family?
Don't remember.

64. If so, why?
....?

65. Who do you get along with most?
SHRUG?

Favorites
66. Color
Red.

67. Month
October.

68. Year
2000.

69. Decade
This'n.

70. Century
lkajd

71. Millenium
lksjfg

72. Animal
Bengal Tigers~~!

73. Movie
Spirited Away.

74. Book
The Giver.

75. River
dat mississippi.

76. Lake
?????????????

77. Ocean
DAT GULF OF MEXICO.

78. Country
AMURRICA. and. France or Scotland.

79. City
Fort Morgan Alabama.

80. State
THIS'n

81. Province
I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR YANKEE LANGUAGE.

82. Place to go in your neighborhood
coke machines.

83. Person
Every person./shot

84. Relative
Uncle Andy on mom's side, Aunt Irma on dad's

85. Pet
Otis~ <3

86. Actor
Clint Eastwood I guess.

87. Actress
Natalie Portman.

88. Celebrity
no, fuck celebrities.

89. Musician
Eh.

90. Singer
Paul McCartney.

91. Band
Daft Punk better be listed under a band.

92. Movie genre
Horror.

93. Book genre
Mystery or horror.

94. Play genre
????????

95. Play
a;slkd

96. Musical
Fuck musicals, seriously.

97. Poem
I don't know, something about spring or some shit.

98. Writer
Agatha Christie.

99. Song
of all time? shit, I don't know. It changes so often. Lets just say My Awaited Won't Come and leave it there.

100. Sport
great football.

101. Drink
Dr. Pepper.

102. Food
all of them.

103. Brand of cereal
cocoa puffs.

104. Candy bar
no.

105. Disney princess
.....mulan I guess.

106. Disney prince
Fuck if I know their names.

107. Disney villain
OH SHIT, THAT DUDE WHO SINGS HELLFIRE.

108. Disney character
uh. dunno.

109. CD
I don't even CDs anymore.

110. Director
no.

111. Videogame
Breath of Fire III

112. Computer game
Depends.

113. Game
????????

114. Board game
clue or some shit.

115. Word game
?????????????????????????????

116. Clothing style
Whatever.

117. Truth or dare question
?????????????!!!?

118. Fairy tale
Uuuuuuuh, little mermaid?

119. Lullaby
Hush Little Baby.

120. Holiday
Crimmas.

121. Mythological creature
Elves.

122. Miscellaneous item
Tweezers.

123. Storybook character
Poirot.

124. Movie character
Tron or something.

125. Play character
nope.

126. Musical character
FUCK MUSICALS, SERIOUSLY.

127. College
ULM I guess.

128. Football team
Dem Saints.

129. Soccer team
no.

130. Tennis player
fuck tennis.

131. Hockey team
fuck hockey.

132. Basketball team
no.

133. Baseball team
fuck this too.

134. Swimmer
why would I care about wet people.

135. Track star
this isn't even a sport.

136. Vegetable
Squash.

137. Fruit
Apples.

138. Toothpaste brand
Crest.

139. Type of computer
PC.

140. Medication
PEELS.

141. Poison
?????????????????//

142. Type of sword
Broadsword

143. Type of gun
Shotgun.

144. Planet
Neptune.

145. Space feature
dem nebula.

146. Breed of cat
Siamese or Scottish Fold.

147. Dog
Pugs. .w.

148. Spider
no, fuck spiders.

149. Fish
What.

150. Penguin
All.

151. Species of crustacean
why.

152. Arachnid
FUCK SPIDERS.

153. Insect
FUCK BUGS, TOO.

154. Pair of socks
the fluffy red ones.

155. Scooby-Doo character
no.

156. Spongebob Squarepants character
I've come to hate this show with a passion.

157. Quote
COMETS GO ZOOM!

158. Adage
I don't remember.

159. President
don't care.

160. Astrological sign
Gemini.

161. Chinese zodiac sign
Dog.

162. Number
Seven.

163. Short story
some shit about nature.

164. Word
Clamor.

165. Definition
"your mom."

166. Time period
Why is this a question.

167. Dictionary brand
Webster, I guess.

168. Series of books
uh. Harry potter I guess.

169. Publishing company
no.

170. Illustrator
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.

171. Artist
ABOUT THIS EITHER.

172. Childhood story
the only story from childhood I remember is a big ol bear.

173. Childhood memory
playing in dirt.

174. Facial expression
herpderpface.

175. Serial killer
no.

176. Medieval torture device
what the fuck is wrong with you.

177. Instrument
Pianos.

178. Brand of chocolate
all chocolate.

179. Candy
M&M's

180. Brand of candy
no.

181. Time of day
twilight.

182. Codename Amour and Adori use
what is this even.

183. Letter
B

184. Inside joke
jytpo woywoy

185. Joke
you have a glorious moustache.

186. Scent
uh. clean clothes I guess.

187. Onomotapoeia
Clack.

188. Alliteration
what.

Dislikes
189. Least favorite color
shit purple.

190. Animal
I can't really think of one.

191. Number
2909230459q298q3-0210roijuds

192. President
this one.

193. Actor
tom cruise.

194. Actress
most of them.

195. Director
that fuckass who wrote avatar.

196. Celebrity
pretty much every one of them.

197. Artist
Don't care enough to hate one.

198. Illustrator
but I do hate the dude who makes garfield. how is there such an unfunny person.

199. Poet
every person from the ages 12 - 18.

200. Writer
stephanie meyer.

201. Band
Quite a few of them.

202. Musician
Frat Boy With Acoustic Guitar.

203. Singer
Ke$ha.

204. Food
veal.

205. Fruit
I don't care enough.

206. Vegetable
turnips.

207. Candy
most of it.

208. Candy bar
^

209. Brand of chocolate
I guess that weird stale baker chocolate tasting shit.

210. Skittles flavor
skittles are nasty.

211. Month
coldasfuckJanuary.

212. Year
every year.

213. Decade
what.

214. Century
Why.

215. Millenium
I don't even know enough history to give a fuck about this.

216. Era
victorian I guess.

217. Time period
what.

218. Battle of the Civil War
what the fuck.

219. War
what. why is. You mean someone likes war enough to have a dislike for one? who wrote this shit.

220. Battle of WWII
WHAT. I am not even answering this, fuck you.

221. Battle of American Revolution
wha.

222. Genius
UHHH.

223. Genus of plant
SHITPLANT.

224. Flower
UGLYSHITGUTTERBUTT.

225. Tree
GIMPY.

226. Hair color
I DON'T EVEN CARE WHAT COLOR YOUR HAIR IS.

227. Eye color
I DON'T HAVE A NEGATIVE OPINION TO SUCH A SMALL NUANCE OF THE VISUAL APPEARANCE.

228. Fairy tale
the one where people sleep in other peoples graves.

229. Disney princess
I don't care.

230. Disney villain
What no. all the villains are awesome.

231. Disney prince
you actually think I know what their names are, don't you.

232. Movie character
uHHHHH,,,

233. Play character
I DON'T EVEN PLAYS.

234. Book character
stop being comic relief and contribute for fucks sake.

235. Musical character
FUCK MUSICALS, REALLY.

236. Play
????????????????????

237. Musical
ALL OF THEM. SHIT.

238. Person
most.

239. Brand of cereal
things that aren't chocolate.

240. Brand of battery
shitty at-the-checkout brand.

241. Mental illness
what. fuck this and fuck you.

242. Medication
WHAT.

243. Serial killer
I DON'T KNOW, UM, ALL OF THEM?

244. Poison
??????????????

245. Type of sword
a dull one.

246. Type of gun
don't care.

247. Toothpaste brand
SHITPASTE.

248. Scent
uh, body odor I guess.

249. Taste
morning tastes pretty bad.

250. Sound
fingernails on nylon.

251. Sexual position
you're kidding, right.

252. Article of clothing
underwear.

The Ideal Mate

253. Hair color
Uh. I like blonds I guess.

254. Hair length
neck to shoulder.

255. Hair style
don't care.

256. Eye color
this is not going to put a hitch in any of my giddyups.

257. Skin color
white I guess.

258. Any makeup?
hell no.

259. Clothing style
comfortable.

260. Shy or outgoing?
Depends.

261. Happy or depressed?
uh. normal.

262. Funny or serious?
DEPENDS.

263. Abusive or kind?
this is a question. is this really. are you really. oh fuck seriously.

264. Respectful or perverted?
uh. I'm not even answering this.

265. Completely describe their personality
how the fuck can I do that. that's awfully selfish. I can't describe anyone elses personality, what the fuck is wrong with you.

266. Ideal height
taller than me.

267. Ideal weight
not.... gross.

268. Body type
don't care.

269. Completely describe their appearances
you're kidding.

270. This is another space if you need it
you... really. fuck it.

271. Cup size or condom size
What. No. I'm not answering that.

272. Masochistic or sadistic?
uhhhhh.

273. Conformist or nonconformist?
LOL I'M SO IRONIC.

274. Artistic or athletic?
Whatever he wants to do is okay with me.

275. Intellectual or unintelligent?
yeah i'm totally into stupid guys. no, fuck you.

276. Complex or simple?
what.

277. What would their hobbies be?
I don't know, whatever they enjoy.

278. Interests?
Same as above.

279. Obsessions
this is not something I often consider about my future mate.

280. Would they hug you often?
yeah sure.

281. Kiss you often?
yeah okay.

282. Would they frequently tell you that they loved you?
yep I guess.

283. Have you already found your ideal mate?
maybe.

284. Or as close as someone can get?
yeah I guess since I don't really think I'm able to describe an entire fucking person.

285. Would you have sex often, never, or sometimes?
uh. what.

286. Are you in love?
iunno.

287. What will you do together?
all things that are things.

288. Your ideal date
some place that's fun.

289. Your ideal wedding
something where I end up married.

290. How many kids?
millions.

291. What will their names be?
Nathaniel is a nice name.

292. What do you think they would look like?
I guess like their parents.

293. Will you even have kids?
uh. yeah.

294. If not, why?
..................................?

295. Will you even get married?
hurrdurr.

296. If no, why?
durrhurr.

297. Are you taken or single?
single.

What Do You Think Of?

298. Ugly people?
kay.

299. Pretty people?
sure.

300. Bald people?
They can't help that.

301. Scrawny African children?
I don't tend to think of them.

302. Religion?
I'm pretty okay with religion.

303. Politics?
eh.

304. Abortion?
I don't really care for it.

305. Church?
I don't really care for that either.

306. Separation of church and state?
so much lack of care.

307. Blondes?
What about them.

308. Brunettes?
I know a lot of them.

309. Redheads?
somad.

310. Mainstream rock?
mostly crap.

311. Abercrombie?
too fucking dark in that store.

312. Pop music?
eeeeeew.

313. Classic rock?
sure I'll have it.

314. Roleplaying?
Yeah its kay.

315. Emo music?
no pls go.

316. Ignorance?
it really sucks when you realize you don't understand anything.

317. Stupidity?
cut that shit out.

318. Mental retardation?
what.

319. Friends?
yeah they're okay.

320. Disrespect?
bitch I will cut you.

321. Immaturity?
CUT YOU.

322. Republicans?
don't care.

323. Democrats?
don't care.

324. George W. Bush?
I think people need to get over it.

325. Your mom?
She's awesome.

326. This survey?
I'll be honest, its kind of garbage.

327. Painted walls?
I guess... I prefer them?

328. Drugs?
drugs are bad mmkay.

329. Alcohol?
sure I'll have it.

330. Prostitution?
no.

331. Premarital sex?
What you do is none of my business.

332. Teenage sex?
but if you get pregnant when you're in highschool I will laugh at you.

333. People?
eh.

334. Your classmates?
I don't have any.

335. Your co-workers?
They're okay.

336. Your school?
You mean my house?

337. Your family?
Cool people.

338. My family?
you live in a house with no windows.

339. Your mental health?
could be better.

340. My mental health?
I don't care about your problems.

341. Falling asleep holding a stuffed animal?
nothing wrong with that.

342. Your life?
eh.

343. My life?
lol.

344. The color green?
I like green.

345. Pickles?
And pickles.

346. Food?
especially food.

347. Electricity?
if I didn't have electricity, I would not be taking this survey.

348. Niagra falls?
its nice I guess.

349. Cataracts?
pretty shitty bro.

350. Bridges?
they cross stuff.

351. Braces?
need some.

352. Dictionairies?
Yep.

353. Television?
Kind of bullshit.

354. Fairy tales?
Everyone needs a dream.

355. Hollywood?
fuck hollywood, though.

356. MTV?
fuck mtv too.

Currently

357. What are you feeling?
physically, like low grade horse shit. mentally, it depends.

358. Smelling?
nothing.

359. Seeing?
the screen, you stupid ass.

360. Hearing?
The creationist - Kerli, and my mom making noise.

361. Doing?
drawing some anatomical practice.

362. Who are you talking to online?
Rei.

363. On the phone?
no.

364. What room of the house are you in?
mine.

365. Bored?
kind of, yeh

366. Do you look nice?
lol. no.

367. What are you wearing?
a shirt and pjpants.

368. Are you eating anything?
nope.

369. Drinking anything?
not at the moment, no.

370. What's your heart rate?
probably pretty slow.

371. BMI?
fuck if I know.

372. What brand of shoes are you wearing?
I'm not.

373. What are you wishing for?
that I was better at drawing.

374. What are you worried about?
too much.

375. Sad about?
none of your business, really.

376. Happy about?
stuff.

377. Angry about?
all of things.

378. Serious about?
business.

379. Laughing about?
this retarded assbag of a survey.

380. Talking about?
nothing.

381. Typing about?
oh really.

Friends

382. Who are your friends?
A few people.

383. Your best friends?
Lim, Rei, Quinn and Nnnnnniiiiiii~~~ owo

384. Who do you hang out with most?
most of them

385. Who do you treat the best?
I treat them all equally.

386. Who treats you the best?
I think its pretty equal there too.

387. Do you even have friends?
uh, yeah I guess.

388. If so, why are you taking this survey?
because I was bored, fuckass.

389. Who's the funny one?
Lim

390. The smart one?
Rei.

391. The depressed one?
uh?

392. The punk?
I guess my brother.

393. The goth?
no.

394. The prep?
no, go away.

395. The jock?
this is stupid.

396. The outcast?
probably me.

397. The stupid one?
also me.

398. The one who you think will kill someone one day?
that... is debatable.

399. The annoying one?
do you seriously think anyone would answer this.

400. The hyper one?
Quinn.

401. The oblivious one?
uh?

402. The romantic?
Also Quinn.

403. The pervert?
...also Quinn.

404. The content one?
Rei, probably.

405. The liar?
if they lie, how would I know.

406. The cheapskate?
Dunno.

407. The ominous one?
Lim. >u>

408. The disrespectful one?
what.

409. The abusive one?
What.

410. The hot one?
What.

411. The ugly one?
What.

412. The one that hates you?
I don't know how to answer or take that.

413. The one that hates you, but hangs out with you anyway?
probably most people.

414. The back-up one?
this is so wrong.

415. The fighter?
Steph.

416. The lover?
also Quinn.

417. The hippie?
like none.

418. The druggie?
also none

419. The alcoholic?
uh?

420. The one that's recovering?
uHHHH,,

421. The one that's in jail?
None of them.

422. The one that is most likely to be in jail?
also debatable.

423. The one that's going to be executed?
no, fuck this question.

424. The most likely to be murdered?
are you really.

425. The most likely to be committed to a mental hospital?
are you really this fucked in the head.

426. The most likely to stay there forever?
I AM CREEPYPASTA, HOW ARE YOU.

427. The normal one?
errrrrr. I don't know if this applies directly.

428. The conformist?
??????????

429. The nonconformist?
WE'RE ALL TERRIBLE HIPSTERS.

430. The masochistic one?
what.

431. The sadistic one?
oh, wait I know this answer to this.

432. The weird one?
HAHAHAHAHAHA.

433. The musical one?
Quinn, Jeff, Michael, Stephanie, Lim, Nni.

434. The artistic one?
Quinn, Nni, Rei and Stephanie.

435. The perfect one?
uh

436. The literary genius?
I don't really know, Lim?

437. The fugitive?
haha.

438. The juvenille delinquint?
haaaaaaaaaaaaahah.

439. The Jewish one?
I KNOW SOMEONE WHO USED TO BE.

440. The Christian one?
I think a few of them.

441. The Buddhist one?
I think Nni was buddhist once upon a time. :o

442. The Muslim one?
er.

443. The Hindu one?
ERRR.

444. The Catholic one?
Quinn and Jeff. owo

445. The Wiccan one?
Dunno.

446. The atheist?
Dunno about this either.

447. The agnostic?
or this.

448. The cutter?
Uh, what.

449. The anorexic one?
You really expect people to answer these.

450. The bulimic one?
what.

451. The skinny one?
Oh gosh. Stephanie and Nni and Quinn.

452. The thin one?
Heeeeeeh Jeff and Mike.

453. The fat one?
HREP

454. The obese one?
DREP.

455. The Satanic one?
what.

Have You Ever

456. Gone on a cruise?
nope.

457. Beaten someone up?
Not really.

458. Been beaten up?
Not really either.

459. Bullied someone?
Yeah.

460. Been bullied?
Yep.

461. Attempted suicide?
No.

462. Attempted murder?
Thought about it.

463. Nearly died?
Yeah.

464. Broken the law?
I don't really think so.

465. Stolen something?
Nope.

466. Had an abortion?
No.

467. Known the president?
not personally.

468. Had an affair with the president?
hahah, what.

469. Met a famous person?
Yeah.

470. Gotten drunk?
Nope.

471. Gotten high?
not sure.

472. Had masochistic sex?
ha. fuck you.

473. Had an affair?
nope.

474. Been out of the country?
Nope.

475. Out of state?
Yeah.

476. Out of your town?
Oh, totally.

477. Written a poem?
Yes and it was shit.

478. A story?
Plenty.

479. A novel?
Working on that.

480. A song?
yes and it was also shit.

481. Gotten published?
hahaha, no.

482. Written a love poem?
oh dear god.

483. Story?
Yeah.

484. Novel?
hurr.

485. Song?
HURRRRRR.

486. Said that you hated the world?
Plenty of times.

487. Finished school?
not yet.

488. Flunked a grade?
Nope.

489. Flunked a test?
Yeah.

490. Flunked a subject?
Oh, yes.

491. Read a book for enjoyment?
That's usually why I read books.

492. Bungee jumped?
nope.

493. Skydived?
nope.

494. Danced?
Yeah.

495. Been to a dance?
Nope.

496. Suba dived?
No.

497. Broken a bone?
Yeah.

498. Gotten a nose bleed?
Definitely.

499. Had an orgasm?
haha, what.

500. Suffered from psychosis?
not sure.

501. Wished you could get away with something?
yeah.

502. Thought of killing someone?
yup.

503. Thought of killing yourself?
not sure how to answer this.

504. Saved someone's life?
I don't know.

505. Saved your own?
Yeah.

506. Gone to the beach?
Yeah.

507. Gone fishing?
Used to often.

508. Gone to an island?
Yeah once.

509. Died in a dream?
Many times.

510. Had a dream that came true?
Strangely enough, yes.

511. Kissed someone in the rain?
No. .n.

512. Gotten pregnant?
Hahaa, lol

513. Eaten calamari?
no.

514. Lobster?
Nope.

515. Helped anybody during the holidays?
Yeah.

516. Helped a stranger?
Yep.

517. Kissed a stranger?
no.

518. Hugged a stranger?
No.

519. Had sex with a stranger?
what. no.

520. Found a lost wallet?
Yeah.

521. Felt bad about not returning it?
I gave it to lost and found.

522. Been in a car accident?
Yeah.

523. Caused a car accident?
No.

524. Driven over 100 mph?
Probably.

525. Been caught driving over 100 mph?
Iunno.

526. Bitten someone?
Yeah.

527. Been bitten by someone?
yehs.

Can You

528. Kiss your elbow?
No.

529. Touch your nose with your tongue?
Nope.

530. Stick your fist in your mouth?
Can't say I want to try that.

531. Touch your toes?
Yeah I can do that.

532. Give away money?
no. fuck that.

533. Marry a family member?
ew.

534. Hire an assassin?
probably could.

535. Get ahold of drugs?
nope.

536. Alcohol?
Not really.

537. Stay up all night?
Mmmm, insomnia.

538. Stay up for 3 nights?
no I would probably die.

539. Finish this survey?
fuck yes I can, bitch.

540. Swim?
Yep.

541. Draw well?
I... like to think so?

542. Sing well?
hahaha.

543. Write well?
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhah.

544. Eat a box of chocolates in an hour?
no.

545. Eat an entire package of Oreos in a half an hour?
Oh, definitely.

546. Without milk?
HAHA, no.

547. Predict the future?
no.

All Time Greatest Athletes ((wat))

Would You Ever

548. Sacrifice everything for a friend?
I'd sacrifice a lot.

549. A lover?
same as above.

550. Give your life for a friend?
Yeah.

551. A lover?
yep.

552. Give your life to save a stranger's?
not sure how to answer.

553. Post yourself having sex up on the Internet?
no. ew.

554. Sell yourself?
no.

555. Have cyber sex?
nope.

556. Real sex?
Probably some day.

557. With who?
uh.

558. Lie to a friend?
I have before.

559. Lie to your parents?
Done that too.

560. Lie to a lover?
dunno.

561. Steal from your parents?
Nope.

562. Hug them in public?
Sure would.

563. Blow up your house?
uh. no.

564. Abuse someone?
Hell no.

565. Use someone?
No.

566. Recommend this survey to a friend?
probably not.

Would You Ever Be
567. A fireman?
Nope.

568. Policeman?
Noooope.

569. Serial killer?
haha, fuck you.

570. Doctor?
Nope.

571. Surgeon?
LOL, NO.

572. Prostitute?
ew, no.

573. Playboy model?
noooooooooooooo.

574. Writer?
Probably not.

575. Artist?
not professionally.

576. Musician?
no.

577. Assassin?
hahah, what is this, an rpg.

578. Ninja?
desu.

579. Soldier?
I wouldn't do that either. ._.

580. President?
no.

581. Darth Vader?
Not if it meant dying.

582. Pilot?
Nope.

583. Mortician?
ew no.

584. Forensic scientist?
Not smart enough.

585. Detective?
DICK GUMSHOE.

586. Lawyer?
And have every human hate me? no.

587. Drug-dealer?
no, fuck you.

588. Pirate?
I am already a pirate.

589. Box-carrier?
what.

590. Store clerk?
probably.

591. Banker?
Nope.

592. Criminal?
no.

593. Target?
Eh.

594. Professional wrestler?
HAHAHAH.

595. Tennis player?
no, fuck tennis.

596. Rapper?
read a book.

597. Country singer?
you read a book too, you uneducated ass.

598. Pop star?
no.

599. Actor?
............

600. Plastic surgeon?
no.

Why?

601. Is the sky blue?
Light reflections.

602. Is the world round?
cause a flat world is stupid and you should feel stupid.

603. Is the world unfair?
Cry more.

604. Are most people selfish?
Human nature.

605. Impolite?
^

606. Disrespectful?
^

607. Conforming?
^

608. Are there religions?
I would give you an opinion, but its sort of dumb.

609. Theories?
humans seek truth in the unknown.

610. Opinions?
Everyone wants to be a part.

611. Are humans so intelligent?
cause we can punch sharks in the mouth.

612. Do we need air?
Because your lungs hate you.

613. Do we age?
AM I PHILOSOPHICAL YET.

614. Do we die?
because after you age your body gets tired of your bullshit.

615. Can't pigs fly?
because you're bad at making surveys.

616. Is there cheddar cheese in the world?
Someone thought it was a good idea, probably.

617. Swiss?
eh.

618. American?
amurrican.

619. Are you taking this?
I was bored, fuckass.

When Was The Last Time

620. You brushed your teeth?
This afternoon.

621. Took a shower?
Yesterday evening.

622. Ate?
A few hours ago.

623. Drank?
same.

624. Drank an alcoholic beverage?
never.

625. Took a pill?
This morning.

626. Smoked?
npoe.

627. You got your photograph taken?
a while.

628. You got caught doing something bad?
uh, what.

629. Had sex?
oh virginity, u so crazy.

630. Dyed your hair?
a few months.

631. Hurt someone physically?
dunno.

632. Hurt someone emotionally?
???

633. Did your homework?
lol.

634. Hung out with your friends?
Today.

635. Got drunk?
lol.

636. Got high?
loooooooooooooooooooooool

637. Said: bye, text me?
never.

638. Took a survey?
I guess yesterday.

639. Won a contest?
nope.

640. Went out on a date?
hahaha.

641. Had a strong sexual drive?
hahahahahaahhahahahahhahahahaha.

Word Association

642. Bed
Sleep.

643. Curtains
Dark

644. Lights
Night.

645. Music
Sound.

646. Candles
Flame.

647. Closet
Door

648. Door
hahah, you thought I'd think of closet.

649. Window
outside.

650. Onomotapoeia
Snap.

651. Dog
Cat.

652. Cat
of course.

653. Egypt
Yu gi oh.

654. Corey
what.

655. Mirror
Image.

656. Case
Plate.

657. Cage
Castle.

658. Cave
Dark.

659. Nutella
Hipsters.

660. Bird
Fish.

661. Bear
Pig.

662. Death
Life.

663. Life
Obviously.

664. White
Black

665. Black
Yeah.

666. Personality
This is number 666 of this quiz.

667. Pickle
Parrot.

668. Dilemna
Problem.

669. Love
Life.

670. Liberal
Feet.

671. Conservative
Brass.

672. Ball
Ping.

673. Moderate
Men.

674. Inept
Derp.

Odd Questions

675. What color is the bottom of your tongue?
Purple.

676. Your foot?
Pink.

677. Do you have any medical problems concerning feet?
Nope.

678. Do you secretly fantasize about George W. Bush?
Not really.

679. Do you chew on your homework?
No.

680. Pencils?
Yeah.

681. Do you read the dictionary?
Not really.

682. Encyclopedia?
dramatica.

683. Atlas?
P-body.

684. Road map?
Nope.

685. Do you memorize random facts?
not really.

686. Do you stalk anyone?
SHHHHHHHHHHH.

687. Does anyone stalk you?
oh slondy.

688. Do you cut the grass with a pair of scissors?
no.

689. Do you dust your lawn?
no.

690. Do you collect dust?
Nope.

691. Why does lint accumulate in belly buttons?
Same reason you have lint in your pockets.

692. Have you ever thought of becoming a prostitute?
No I can't say I have.

693. Do you wish prostitution was legal?
Nope.

694. Do you use lotion on your feet?
Not really.

695. Do you have problems with Canadians?
blame canada.

696. Mexicans?
no they have good food.

697. Americans?
AMURRICA.

698. The French?
The french are too busy being the original hipsters for me to have an opinion about them.

699. The English?
what.

700. Have you ever played a kazoo?
yeah.

701. Have you ever shot someone?
Nope.

702. Something?
Yeah.

703. How many pairs of underwear do you own?
A few.

704. Jeans?
Iunno.

705. What ring size are you?
Not sure.

706. Belt size?
hahah.

707. Have you ever gotten anything amputated?
Nope.

708. Do you have a calendar from 2001 hanging in your room?
No I can't say I do.

709. Do you eat a lot?
Yeah.

710. Do you get excited over cameras?
No.

711. Do you have a strange obsession with pickles?
no but I think you might.

712. Poison?
what.

713. Knives?
No, I try to keep away from knives.

714. Cheese?
lol so randum xd

715. Penguins?
...

716. Bald people?
nope.

717. Scrawny African children?
I don't have enough dimes for them.

718. Midgets?
short people got nobody.

719. Pirates?
yar har.

720. Corny jokes?
heh.

721. Are you a virgin?
Yep.

722. Are you a hermaphrodite?
Nope.

723. Do you tie string to your teeth?
...what.

724. Do you bite yourself?
No.

725. Cut yourself?
Nope.

726. Do you get cold sores often?
Nope.

727. Do you have a cold right now?
Nope I don't.

728. Do you suffer from chronic migraines?
Yeah.

729. Do you like to touch sharp objects?
no I like to stay away from them.

730. Do you have a twitching problem?
Nope.

731. Are you homicidal?
Not really.

732. What do you do on the computer?
Most things.

733. Anything your parents should know about?
oooo you done did a bad thing.

734. Are you happy with your life?
hahhahha.

735. Is everybody else happy with your life?
I don't know.

736. Do you like 100% white grape juice?
Not really.

737. Do you honestly believe that trees are, in fact, green?
no, bitch, they're brown.

738. How big is the universe?
How should I know.

739. What's the logic behind your answer?
Its awfully haughty to think I know how big the universe might be.

740. How many hours of sleep do you get every night?
not enough.

741. What do you dream about?
nothing good.

742. Anything your parents should know about?
lol, what.

743. Do you fall for Internet advertisements?
I didn't just fall off the turnip truck.

744. Do you enjoy bungee jumping?
I never have.

745. Do you have AIM?
no.

746. MSN?
Yeah.

747. YIM?
Nope.

748. A Neopets account?
not anymore.

749. A Vampirefreaks account?
no, fuck vampires.

750. A Quizilla account?
yes sadly.

751. A Bzoink account?
nope.

752. Do you watch bugs crawl on the floor?
No. the bugs on the floor were already dead.

753. Do you follow the bugs that crawl on the floor?
no.

754. Do you get attacked by ladybugs?
Not really.

755. Are you scared of everything that breathes?
nope.

756. Doesn't breathe?
Depends.

757. Are you scared of anything at all?
Oh, definitely.

758. What?
uh. stuff. that I don't want to share.

759. Which cardinal direction do you like best?
East.

760. Are you aware that a cardinal direction is not a reference to a red bird?
Yep.

761. Do you have a life?
not really.

762. Do you have a microphone on your computer?
I have a headset.

763. A webcam?
Yeah.

764. A scanner?
It's broken.

765. A printer?
also broken.

766. A cordless mouse?
Yep.

767. Does your mouse light up?
Yeah.

768. Are you scared of mice?
no, mice are cool.

769. What kind of computer do you have?
Vostro laptop.

770. Were you ever physically abused?
Nope.

771. Verbally?
Trolled often.

772. Sexually?
Nope.

773. Do you wish you were a fish?
no, fuck fish.

774. A cat?
and furries.

775. A dog?
^

776. Do you have a cell phone?
Yeah.

777. What kind is it?
Motorola Droid.

778. Do you weasel out of things?
Yeah sometimes.

779. Do your teachers like you?
I guess my mom likes me.

780. Do your parents like you?
Probably.

781. Do your siblings like you?
they better.

782. Does karma, if it exists, love you?
hahah, no.

783. Did you have a tail when you were born?
Nope.

784. Do you enjoy school?
no.

785. Do you sleep under or over the covers?
Both.

786. Do you sleep in a bed?
Yeah.

787. Do you catch yourself floating at times?
No, but I would flip my shit.

788. Are you a packrat?
not anymore.

789. Do you know HTML or CSS?
the things I knew were limited, and not useful, so no, I can't say I do.

790. Do you find yourself chewing on anything your fingers have touched?
...no.

791. Do you shy away from social situations?
Yeah.

792. Are you obsessed with shiny things?
lets roll for it.

793. Are you at least attracted to them?
yeah sure.

794. Do you know what you're going to get for the holidays?
no.

795. Do you smash guitars or any other type of instrument?
No, that's wasteful and stupid.

796. Do you label other people?
Probably.

797. Are you proud?
Of what.

798. Do you like scrambled eggs?
Not really.

How Bad Can I Make You Look?

799. Do you wash your hands frequently?
Yeah.

800. Do you wet the bed?
Nope.

801. What age did you stop?
Two.

802. Is that age older than you are now?
Nope.

803. Do you lie a lot?
Not really.

804. Do you forget to brush your teeth frequently?
Not really.

805. Brush your hair?
I do forget to do that sometimes, yeah.

806. Do you use deodorant?
Yep.

807. Do you masturbate?
uh, no.

808. How often?
what.

809. Are you an alcoholic?
Nope.

810. A druggie?
nop.

811. Do you drink illegally?
Nope.

812. Do you wear underwear?
Yeah sometimes.

813. Do you change your underwear frequently?
yep.

814. Are you a coward?
Depends.

815. A loser?
Probably.

816. An idiot?
Not really.

817. Do you chatspeak?
lolrofl u so mad

818. Are you a bad friend?
I don't think so.

819. Are you untrustworthy?
Not really.

820. Unreliable?
Hm.

821. Do you pick your nose?
Sometimes your nose just itches, man.

822. Are you imperfect?
Most people are

823. Do you think you are perfect?
hahah, no.

824. Ugly?
Probably.

825. Do you have bad hair?
Sort of.

826. A big nose?
Nope.

827. Are you shallow?
Not really.

828. Greedy?
Nah.

829. Do you tell people you love them just to get what you want?
haha, no.

830. Do you have any talents?
Yeah a few.

831. Do you burp often?
Nope.

832. Are you good at it?
hah, what.

833. Are you impolite?
Not really.

834. Disrespectful?
Nope

835. Sadistic?
Not really.

836. Are you a pansy?
Sort of.

837. Are you a conformist?
such a hipster.

838. Do you buy your non-conformist clothing at Hot Topic like all of your non-conformist friends?
No, because then I'd be paying too much money for clothes that don't fit me very well.

839. Do you feel that every band you used to like before they became successful has sold out?
nope.

840. Are you a fan of George W. Bush?
I don't really care one way or the other.

841. Do you have buck teeth?
Nope.

842. Acne?
I am only human.

843. Mental illnesses?
haha.

844. Are you fake?
Not really.

845. Do you wear makeup, a push-up bra, lifts in your shoes or dye your hair?
Dying my hair is the only thing that applies. all that other shit seems dumb.

846. If yes, do you want to reconsider your answer to 844?
Nope.

847. Does your breath smell?
Nah.

848. Do you have a strong body odor?
Not really.

849. Does the amount of perfume or cologne your wear constitute a strong body odor?
That doesn't really make much sense.

850. Do you have bad teeth?
I have an underbite, if that counts.

851. Are the good teeth you have technically 'your' teeth?
Yeah.

852. Do you have a bull ring through your nose?
aw ew, no. I can't handle septum piercings.

853. Are you overweight?
lol.

854. Are you lying?
I didn't give you a definite answer.

855. Do you realize that there is a difference between an 'athletic' body build and slightly overweight?
Yeah.

856. Are you anorexic?
Nope.

857. Bulimic?
nope.

858. Do you have a piercing in an inappropriate spot on your body?
Nope.

859. Would your parents say that you have a piercing in an inappropriate spot on your body?
I don't have any piercings, other than ears.

860. Do you have a tatoo on your lower back right above your waistline?
haha, no.

861. Is it a tribal design, butterfly or oriental symbol?
Tattoos are uncomfortable

862. If yes, do you want to reconsider your answer to 837?
Nope.

863. Do you have a tattoo in an inappropriate spot on your body?
I don't have any tattoos.

864. Is it in a spot that is going to sag in 15 years?
Considering I am fifteen, I don't know.

865. Are you a wannabe?
Probably not.

866. Do you get bad grades?
Dunno.

867. What's your IQ level?
Somewhere above 120.

868. Are you a bad guesser?
Yeah.

869. Are you slow?
Sometimes.

870. Do you just not realize that you are slow?
Oh no, I know I am.

871. Are you bad at reading people?
Not really.

872. Are you too nice for your own good?
haha, no.

873. Do you have a lot of friends?
not really.

874. Do your 'friends' agree with you?
I think the friends I have know that they're what I've got.

875. Do you give in easily?
Depends

876. Are you stubborn?
Most of the time.

877. Did you give the same answer for 875 and 876?
Nope.

878. If so, do you want to reconsider your answer to 869?
Nope.

879. Are you annoying?
I dunno.

880. Do you enjoy talking about gross, disturbing things?
No, because then I would get knocked the fuck out.

881. Are you a necrophiliac?
Not into that.

882. Are you incestuous?
Or that.

883. Is your room messy?
Yeah.

884. Do you make fun of other people?
Sometimes.

885. Do you respect your body?
I guess.

886. Are you arrogant?
Maybe at times.

887. Do you have low self-esteem?
Depends.

888. Are you unique?
Speshul snowflake up in this bitch.

889. Are your hands clammy?
Nope.

890. Are you short?
Yep.

891. Are you freakishly tall?
Nope.

892. Do you like Simple Plan?
No.

Beliefs

893. Do you believe in God?
Absolutely do.

894. Do you believe in magic?
sort of.

895. True love?
Yeah.

896. Heaven?
Yep.

897. Hell?
if there's a Heaven, there's a Hell.

898. Satan?
I'm painfully aware of his existence.

899. The Lord and Lady?
wat.

900. The Goddess?
Nope.

901. The Greek Gods or Goddesses?
They're interesting, but I don't believe they exist.

902. The Pagan Gods or Goddesses?
Nah.

903. Are you an atheist?
Nope.

904. Agnostic?
Nope.

905. Do you believe in fairies?
....yes.

906. Dragons?
Yeah.

907. Unicorns?
I WANT TO HABEEB.

908. Gollums?
Probably.

909. Santa?
All my childhood dreams were crushed a while ago.

910. The Easter Bunny?
^

911. The Tooth Fairy?
^

912. Pixies?
If the fae exist, so do pixies.

913. Phoenixes?
Sure.

914. Elves?
I want to habeeb.

915. Dwarves?
Sure.

916. Mermaids?
Why not.

917. Karma?
Probably

918. Immortality?
not a good alternative.

919. Do you believe in the Aztec Gods?
Nope.

920. Mayan Gods?
Nope.

921. Incan Gods?
Nope.

922. Do you believe that each different belief creates a new reality?
I guess that's something to consider.

923. Do you believe in life on other planets?
Yeah.

924. Do you believe in parallel universes?
Definitely.

925. Do you believe that black holes are time portals?
Can't really say for sure.

926. Do you believe in Eternity?
Yes.

927. Do you believe in evolution?
No.

928. Do you believe in life after death?
Yeah.

929. What happens to us after we die?
We go Home.

930. Do you believe in superheroes?
spandex isn't flattering.

931. Super villains?
lol.

932. Do you believe in Fate?
Yeah.

933. That everything has a purpose?
If it doesn't have a purpose, it has a consequence.

934. Do you believe that everything revolves around money?
A lot does.

935. Sex?
Eh.

936. Love?
all you need is love, brah.

937. Success?
being successful helps.

938. Making yourself happy?
Yeah.

939. Making others happy?
Yeah, sure.

940. Religion?
Yep.

941. Politics?
Not really.

942. Do you believe in miracles?
I like to.

943. Angels?
Yes.

944. Demons?
Yea.

945. Ghosts?
goasts do real.

946. Do you believe there's a someone for everyone?
as sappy as this sounds, yeah probably.

947. Do you believe in true, selfless happiness?
Not sure.

948. Do you believe in selfessness at all?
Yeah.

949. Do you believe that wishing for something can make it happen?
I believe a wish can plant a seed.

950. Do you believe that the means justify the ends?
No, not always.

951. Do you believe that anything can happen?
Yeah, sadly.

This Or That

952. Pie or cake?
Cake.

953. Pie or 3.14159...?
Haha.

954. Chocolate or vanilla?
Chocolate.

955. Black or white?
Gray. >:3c

956. Ceiling or floor?
Floor.

957. Couch or bed?
Bed.

958. Cough or sneeze?
Cough.

959. On or off?
Off.

960. Closed or open?
Open.

961. Brush or comb?
Brush.

962. Long or short?
Short.

963. Big or small?
Small.

964. Wet or dry?
Dry.

965. Under or over?
Over.

966. Top or bottom?
Bottom.

967. Fly or fall?
Fly.

968. Smile or frown?
Smile.

969. Tears of joy or tears of sorrow?
Depends.

970. Hot or cold?
Hot.

971. Warm or cool?
Warm.

972. Rough or smooth?
Smooth.

973. Cat or dog?
Dog.

974. Snake or bird?
Bird.

975. Shark or T-Rex?
Shark.

976. Past or present?
Present.

977. Science fiction or fantasy?
Fantasy.

978. Dull or sharp?
Sharp.

979. Live forever or die young?
Die young.

980. Books or television?
Books.

981. Jump or skip?
Skip

982. Fast or slow?
Slow.

983. Run or walk?
Walk

984. Guy or girl?
Guy.

985. Disney or Warner Brothers?
Neither.

986. Belle or Jasmine?
Jasmine.

987. Gaston or Cruella Deville?
Cruella Deville.

988. Food or friends?
Friends.

989. Colors or black and white?
You need them both.

990. Cute or pretty?
Pretty.

991. Good or evil?
Good.

992. Fruits or vegetables?
Fruits.

993. Milk or juice?
Milk.

994. Hot chocolate or gingerale?
Hot chocolate.

995. Beer or wine?
Beer.

996. Movies or cartoons?
Cartoons.

997. Pillow or blanket?
Pillow.

998. Moon or stars?
Stars

999. Sky or sea?
Sea.

1000. Explode or implode?
Implode.

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