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Vorpas eats some imps for breakfast

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  1. [21:21] <vampsquirrel> ===START===
  2. [21:22] == Jabwak [Vorpas@c-73-251-110-45.hsd1.va.comcast.net] has joined #rpgstuck_potatopancakeparty
  3. [21:22] <Jabwak> You walk into the combat hall.
  4. [21:22] <Jabwak> <the moment you said start my internet died>
  5. [21:22] == Vorpas [Vorpas@c-73-251-110-45.hsd1.va.comcast.net] has quit [Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client]
  6. [21:23] <vampsquirrel> Upon entrance, you see a tall slightly skeletal creature which for all intents and purposes appears undead. Behind it are a group of 3 imps, two with the heads of ants, and one with a turtle shell. They seem immensely dissatisfied with the current situation.
  7. [21:23] <Jabwak> "So thys ys the meal she sends me? Most satysfactory."
  8. [21:24] <Jabwak> You point your fists together and point at the imps.
  9. [21:24] <Jabwak> *pound your fists
  10. [21:24] <vampsquirrel> The skeletal underling responds to you in a thin, reedy voice, "I am glad you are satisfied with them, Titania, would have had my head if you weren't."
  11. [21:25] <Jabwak> < https://docs.google.com/document/d/1os3kauaHLT8JXdhg1QY2MUn590FfYZlvodwSbTmmj2Q/edit?usp=sharing >
  12. [21:25] <Jabwak> "Let us begyn!"
  13. [21:25] <vampsquirrel> STRIFE
  14. [21:25] <vampsquirrel> Roll for initiative
  15. [21:25] <vampsquirrel> !roll 3#1d20-1
  16. [21:25] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 3#1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=2 ]{1}, [ 1d20=19 ]{18}, [ 1d20=2 ]{1}
  17. [21:25] <Jabwak> !roll 1d20+2
  18. [21:25] <Tyche[Dice]> Jabwak rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=14 ]{16}
  19. [21:26] <vampsquirrel> The turtle shelled imp charges at you, apparently having decided to be brave in the face of imminent doom. It tries to claw at you.
  20. [21:26] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d20-1
  21. [21:27] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=11 ]{10}
  22. [21:27] <Jabwak> You deftly sidestep it.
  23. [21:27] <Jabwak> <does it take minor actions?>
  24. [21:27] <vampsquirrel> It looks at you in shock, apparently not having planned this far ahead. Your turn.
  25. [21:27] <Jabwak> You attempt to grab it with your shiny gauntlets.
  26. [21:28] <Jabwak> !roll 1d20+3
  27. [21:28] <Tyche[Dice]> Jabwak rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=17 ]{20}
  28. [21:28] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d20-1
  29. [21:28] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=11 ]{10}
  30. [21:28] <Jabwak> <shit i mean +4, i forgot to add my skill point from lvl 2>
  31. [21:29] <Jabwak> You dig deep into its soft flesh with your fingers.
  32. [21:29] <Jabwak> You then attempt to pummel it.
  33. [21:29] <Jabwak> !roll 1d20+3
  34. [21:29] <Tyche[Dice]> Jabwak rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=15 ]{18}
  35. [21:29] <vampsquirrel> You connect with the imp, slamming your fist into it for 1 damage.
  36. [21:30] <Jabwak> <excuse me?>
  37. [21:30] <Jabwak> <itsnt it 1+str?>
  38. [21:30] <vampsquirrel> <they changed unarmed attacks, they deal 1 damage now>
  39. [21:30] <Jabwak> <darn>
  40. [21:30] <Jabwak> <that really sucks.>
  41. [21:30] <vampsquirrel> <technically, you're not even supposed to be able to use them if your major wasn't also an unarmed attack, but that's stupid>
  42. [21:30] <Jabwak> You end your turn.
  43. [21:31] <vampsquirrel> The ant headed imps attack you together as a tag team!
  44. [21:31] <vampsquirrel> !roll 2#1d20+1
  45. [21:31] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 2#1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=9 ]{10}, [ 1d20=6 ]{7}
  46. [21:31] <Jabwak> You shrug them off easily
  47. [21:32] <vampsquirrel> They appear to have more of an idea what they were doing than the turtle, and begin to make intimidating clicking noises with their ant mouths. Roll insight to resist intimidation.
  48. [21:32] <vampsquirrel> !roll 2#1d20-1
  49. [21:32] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 2#1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=8 ]{7}, [ 1d20=18 ]{17}
  50. [21:33] <Jabwak> !roll 1d20
  51. [21:33] <Tyche[Dice]> Jabwak rolled : 1d20 --> [ 1d20=3 ]{3}
  52. [21:33] <Jabwak> you are unnerved by the clicking.
  53. [21:33] <vampsquirrel> The turtle flails about in your arms, roll athletics to hold onto it.
  54. [21:33] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d20-1
  55. [21:33] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=13 ]{12}
  56. [21:34] <Jabwak> !roll 1d20+4
  57. [21:34] <Tyche[Dice]> Jabwak rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=4 ]{8}
  58. [21:34] <Jabwak> It manages to slink free of you.
  59. [21:34] <Jabwak> "ROAR"
  60. [21:34] <vampsquirrel> It runs away in a panic.
  61. [21:34] <vampsquirrel> A very slow panic.
  62. [21:34] <vampsquirrel> It makes it about 15 feet away. Your turn.
  63. [21:34] <Jabwak> You follow it, and attempt to bite a chunk out of it.
  64. [21:34] <Jabwak> !roll 1d20+3
  65. [21:34] <Tyche[Dice]> Jabwak rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=17 ]{20}
  66. [21:35] <Jabwak> !roll 1d6+3
  67. [21:35] <Tyche[Dice]> Jabwak rolled : 1d6+3 --> [ 1d6=5 ]{8}
  68. [21:35] <vampsquirrel> Your jaws sink into the turtle, biting through its shell easily. It is very injured, but the shell seems to have absorbed enough to keep it alive for now.
  69. [21:36] <Jabwak> You then punch it again.
  70. [21:36] <Jabwak> !roll 1d20+3
  71. [21:36] <Tyche[Dice]> Jabwak rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=7 ]{10}
  72. [21:36] <vampsquirrel> Its shell manages to block the impact of your blow.
  73. [21:36] <Jabwak> End turn.
  74. [21:36] <vampsquirrel> The ant-heads continue to press their assault, clawing at you together as a team.
  75. [21:36] <vampsquirrel> !roll 2#1d20+1
  76. [21:36] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 2#1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=8 ]{9}, [ 1d20=7 ]{8}
  77. [21:37] <Jabwak> Neither are able to touch you.
  78. [21:37] <vampsquirrel> Having failed, they keep up their unnerving chittering.
  79. [21:37] <vampsquirrel> Roll insight to resist intimidation again.
  80. [21:37] <Jabwak> !roll 1d20
  81. [21:37] <Tyche[Dice]> Jabwak rolled : 1d20 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{16}
  82. [21:37] <vampsquirrel> !roll 2#1d20-1
  83. [21:37] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 2#1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=12 ]{11}, [ 1d20=8 ]{7}
  84. [21:38] <Jabwak> You are unnerved no longer.
  85. [21:38] <vampsquirrel> The turtle imp flails aggressively at you.
  86. [21:38] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d20-1
  87. [21:38] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=9 ]{8}
  88. [21:38] <Jabwak> It fails.
  89. [21:38] <vampsquirrel> Your turn.
  90. [21:38] <Jabwak> You attempt to finish it off.
  91. [21:38] <Jabwak> !roll 1d20+#
  92. [21:38] <Tyche[Dice]> Jabwak rolled : 1d20+# --> error: malformed expression
  93. [21:38] <Jabwak> !roll 1d20+3
  94. [21:38] <Tyche[Dice]> Jabwak rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=13 ]{16}
  95. [21:38] <Jabwak> !roll 1d6+3
  96. [21:38] <Tyche[Dice]> Jabwak rolled : 1d6+3 --> [ 1d6=4 ]{7}
  97. [21:39] <vampsquirrel> Your jaw crushes through it, and it explodes into a pile of strange 3 dimensional shapes.
  98. [21:40] <Jabwak> Ignoring the shapes, you look back at the imps, attempting to intimidate them.
  99. [21:40] <Jabwak> !roll 1d20-1
  100. [21:40] <Tyche[Dice]> Jabwak rolled : 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=11 ]{10}
  101. [21:40] <vampsquirrel> !roll 2#1d20-1
  102. [21:40] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 2#1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=15 ]{14}, [ 1d20=9 ]{8}
  103. [21:41] <vampsquirrel> One of the imps manages to remain brave in the face of your glare, the other one seems terrified, but like it's being encouraged by something.
  104. [21:42] <vampsquirrel> The imps attack you together again, although the one you intimidated lags just a little.
  105. [21:42] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d20+1
  106. [21:42] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=20 ]{21}
  107. [21:42] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d20
  108. [21:42] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 1d20 --> [ 1d20=18 ]{18}
  109. [21:42] <vampsquirrel> !roll 2d4-1
  110. [21:42] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 2d4-1 --> [ 2d4=5 ]{4}
  111. [21:42] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d4-1
  112. [21:42] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 1d4-1 --> [ 1d4=2 ]{1}
  113. [21:43] <Jabwak> "MOTHERGLUBBER"
  114. [21:44] <vampsquirrel> The imps continue their goddamned chittering.
  115. [21:44] <vampsquirrel> !roll 2#1d20-1
  116. [21:44] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 2#1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=17 ]{16}, [ 1d20=6 ]{5}
  117. [21:44] <Jabwak> !roll 1d20
  118. [21:44] <Tyche[Dice]> Jabwak rolled : 1d20 --> [ 1d20=3 ]{3}
  119. [21:44] <Jabwak> Its really pissing you off.
  120. [21:44] <vampsquirrel> Your turn.
  121. [21:44] <Jabwak> You attempt to bite a chunk off of one.
  122. [21:44] <Jabwak> !roll 1d20+1
  123. [21:44] <Tyche[Dice]> Jabwak rolled : 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=15 ]{16}
  124. [21:44] <Jabwak> !roll 1d20+3
  125. [21:44] <Tyche[Dice]> Jabwak rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=14 ]{17}
  126. [21:45] <Jabwak> !roll 1d6+3
  127. [21:45] <Tyche[Dice]> Jabwak rolled : 1d6+3 --> [ 1d6=2 ]{5}
  128. [21:45] <Jabwak> <pretend you didnt see that 20+3>
  129. [21:46] <vampsquirrel> You successfully take a chunk out of one. Actually you take significantly more than a chunk, as you tear off the top of its body the whole thing explodes into more of the strange objects.
  130. [21:46] <Jabwak> <wow that one was weak.>
  131. [21:46] <Jabwak> You then attempt to punch the last one.
  132. [21:46] <Jabwak> !roll 1d20+1
  133. [21:46] <Tyche[Dice]> Jabwak rolled : 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=8 ]{9}
  134. [21:47] <vampsquirrel> The remaining imp, distracted by the loss of its brethren, proves easy to hit, taking 1 damage from your fist.
  135. [21:47] <Jabwak> You end your turn.
  136. [21:47] <vampsquirrel> It throws itself at you, but it lacks the coordination it had with the other ant headed imp by its side.
  137. [21:48] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d20-1
  138. [21:48] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=9 ]{8}
  139. [21:48] <Jabwak> You easily dodge the distraught imp.
  140. [21:48] <vampsquirrel> Having missed, it tries to resume the intimidating chittering noises, but it comes out sad and pathetic, you don't even have to roll to resist it.
  141. [21:48] <vampsquirrel> Your turn.
  142. [21:49] <Jabwak> You eat it.
  143. [21:49] <Jabwak> !roll 1d20+3
  144. [21:49] <Tyche[Dice]> Jabwak rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=3 ]{6}
  145. [21:49] <Jabwak> But you trip.
  146. [21:50] <Jabwak> You then attempt to hide your shame by punching it again.
  147. [21:50] <Jabwak> !roll 1d20+3
  148. [21:50] <Tyche[Dice]> Jabwak rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=12 ]{15}
  149. [21:50] <Jabwak> So you punch its face. In the face.
  150. [21:50] <vampsquirrel> The tiny ant face wails in fear as your fist descends into it.
  151. [21:51] <Jabwak> You end your turn.
  152. [21:51] <vampsquirrel> The imp itself continues flailing pathetically.
  153. [21:51] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d20-1
  154. [21:51] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=19 ]{18}
  155. [21:51] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d4-1
  156. [21:51] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 1d4-1 --> [ 1d4=4 ]{3}
  157. [21:51] <Jabwak> "Your so dead."
  158. [21:52] <vampsquirrel> It hisses at you, but its still hollow and empty without its partner.
  159. [21:52] <vampsquirrel> Your turn.
  160. [21:52] <Jabwak> You attempt to eat it again.
  161. [21:52] <Jabwak> !roll 1d20+3
  162. [21:52] <Tyche[Dice]> Jabwak rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=13 ]{16}
  163. [21:52] <Jabwak> !roll 1d6+3
  164. [21:52] <Tyche[Dice]> Jabwak rolled : 1d6+3 --> [ 1d6=3 ]{6}
  165. [21:52] <vampsquirrel> You may describe the killing blow.
  166. [21:53] <Jabwak> You bite its head off!
  167. [21:53] <Jabwak> :D
  168. [21:53] <Jabwak> ===STRIFE END===
  169. [21:53] <vampsquirrel> You gained 30 XP, 45 build, and 21 tier 2 grist!
  170. [21:53] <Jabwak> You level up!
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