Odd Haiku [4/3/21]

An odd haiku involving a knickknack shelf filled with human fingers

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An odd haiku involving a suicide-note editing service

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An odd haiku involving NFL groin-injury highlight reels

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An odd haiku involving boxy metal robot swimsuit models

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An odd haiku involving future farms with biotech bacon trees

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An odd haiku involving flying saucer demolition derbies

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An odd haiku involving tastefully decorated sex dungeons

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An odd haiku involving TruckNutz dangling from a Prius bumper

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An odd haiku involving “bad trip” acid freak-outs at Bible camp

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An odd haiku involving laughably half-assed suicide attempts

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An odd haiku involving important chainsaw rampage safety tips

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An odd haiku involving a petition to ban human beings

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An odd haiku involving the “gouge out your eyeballs” YouTube challenge

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An odd haiku involving moldering corpses with sexy rear ends