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- >you are Martini, a key lime green fluffy pony with a dark green mane
- >your job is to give special hugs to mares and then you get yummy treats
- >the human who takes care of you, BIG MAN, got taken away by Blue Uniform Men yesterday
- >Frank-who-you-never-see has been taking care of you and the other ponies instead
- >”Rise and shine, shitters. Time to go to work.”
- >Frank feeds the ponies and cleans their cages
- >”mistah fwank when bigman come back?”
- >”I don’t know. The guy who owned Cadence or whatever is supposed to be some big time lawyer.”
- >he pauses
- >”Why the fuck am I talking to a pony?”
- >Frank finishes cleaning cages and looks at a paper hanging on the wall
- >”Time to get it on, girls. Brownie, you’re first.”
- >Frank takes Brownie, who squirms a bit, from her cage and puts her in the Special Hugs Nest
- >next he takes you from your cage and puts you in the Special Hugs Nest.
- >”Do your thing, Martini.”
- >you start nuzzling the fluff around brownie’s neck, then work your way back to the fluff around her groin.
- >there’s a knock at the door in the other room
- >”You two have fun. I’ll be right back.”
- >Frank disappears for a minute and comes back with a basket covered in a blankie.
- >he leaves it on The Table
- >”What the hell…”
- >Frank leaves again - you can hear him running around outside.
- >”Hey! Wait! Hey!”
- >the blankie over the basket flips open and a silvery grey fluffy pops out. he’s an earth pony.
- >”hewoo! fwens?”
- >”new fwens!”
- >you momentarily forget about giving Brownie special hugs. You’re just happy to see another flufy pony.
- >”wha yoo name?”
- >”me name gwost.”
- >”me name mawtini and dis bwownie.”
- >”hey bwownie, wassup.”
- >”new fwen?”
- >”yah new fwen. move ovah, mawtini.”
- >Ghost pushes you off Brownie and starts mounting her himself
- >”ork ork ork!”
- >”gwost, you soun funneh when give special hugs! but dis my jawb! mawtini no wann get in twouble!”
- >you shove Ghost out of the way and continue with Brownie yourself
- >”enf enf enf”
- >”stupit fwuffy! wet a weal colt show you how done!”
- >Ghost shoves you away again.
- >”ORK ORK ORK!”
- >”what in the fuck is this shit?”
- >”fwank dis gwost. he twyin keep me fwom givin special huggies!”
- >”He is, huh.”
- >with one deft move, Frank grabs Ghost by the tail and flicks him across the room into the sink
- >*sploosh*
- >the sink, half-full of soapy water to give baths, cushions his landing.
- >”owie. huwty fanny.”
- >”I’ll hurt your fanny.”
- >Frank picks up some paper on the basket
- >”Mr. Breeder, take care of Ghost. He’s a nice enough pony but he’s always horny and kept raping my cats. And my guinea pig. Signed, Anon.”
- >”Fucking guinea pig rapist. You sick son of a bitch.”
- >”Frank goes over to Ghost and picks him up by the scruff of his neck
- >”put back in wawa. nice and wawm. gwost was weady to shoot his woad.”
- >”Uh huh.”
- >Frank throws Ghost back onto The Table
- >he brandishes a big cutty knife
- >”See… the problem is that I don’t need any more earth pony colts. And if you’re going to hump everything in the house, no one will adopt you.”
- >Ghost starts humping Frank’s sleeve
- >”ork ork ork!”
- >”Enough of that.”
- >with one swift stroke, Frank beheads Ghost and scrapes the remains into the trash can
- >your mouth is agape. Brownie screams.
- >”You two shut up and finish.”
- >Brownie, now crying, lets you finish. you feel the good feel and climb off her
- >Frank puts you both back in your cages
- >”You don’t like guinea pigs, do you, Martini?”
- >”no mista fwank mawtini no wike piggies.”
- >”Good boy.”
- >he feeds you and Brownie a jelly.
- >Mister Frank can be a nice man but sometimes he’s scary.
- >you wish BIG MAN and Frank didn’t have to be scary sometimes.
- >you hope BIG MAN comes back soon
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