Random sentence generator

-- Script made by Oysi

-- Setup math.random
math.randomseed(os.time())
math.random()
math.random()
math.random()

-- Names
local names = {
    -- Scripters
    "xLEGOx";
    "DYSTD";
    "Telamon";
    "Scribbleno1";
    "Mattchewy";
    "Camoy";
    "Telamon";
    "Anaminus";
    "John";
    "Blocco";
    "GoldenUrg";
    "Oysi";
    "Billiland";
    "MrBlockson";
    "Nazer1290";
    "Megamatrixdude";
    "MrNicNac";
    "LPGhatguy";
    "Dr01d3k4";
    "Lieutenant54321";
    "Cymru72";
    "Miloguy";
    "Sdfgw";
    "Digpoe";
    "Dekkonot";
    "1waffle1";
    "Apdapreturns";
    "Toshir0z";
    "Zars15";
    "Pighead10";
    "Jaccob";
    "xSIXx";

    -- Random stuff
    "cow";
    "cat";
    "dog";
    "pineapple";
    "frog";
    "fence";
    "huge thing";
    "weird thing";
    "long thing";
    "orange";
    "apple";
    "lord";
    "God";
}
local names2 = {
    "himself";
    "herself";
    "itself";
}

-- Articles
local articles = {
    "a";
    "the";
}

-- Adverbs
local adverbs = {
    "happily";
    "quickly";
    "slowly";
    "happily";
    "stupidly";
    "disgustingly";
    "beautifully";
    "carefully";
    "majestically";
    "almost";
    "nearly";
    "arrogantly";
    "awkwardly";
    "blindly";
    "barely";
    "believably";
    "boldly";
    "brutally";
    "blissfully";
    "amazingly";
    "angrily";
    "actively";
    "often";
    "cleanly";
    "casually";
    "cruelly";
    "cutely";
    "daily";
    "dangerously";
    "delicately";
    "defiantly";
    "dramatically";
    "eagerly";
    "infinitely";
    "informally";
    "helpfully";
    "kindly";
    "madly";
    "meaningfully";
    "loudly";
    "likely";
    "magically";
    "haxily";
    "miserably";
    "merely";
    "methodically";
    "mostly";
    "mechanically";
    "painfully";
    "patiently";
    "perfectly";
    "periodically";
    "perpetually";
    "personally";
    "politely";
    "positively";
    "potentially";
    "sadly";
    "skillfully";
    "seriously";
    "somewhat";
    "stealthily";
    "successfully";
    "still";
    "stressfully";
    "scarily";
    "spiritually";
    "solely";
    "sincerely";
    "subsequently";
    "swiftly";
    "seldom";
    "somewhere";
    "temporarily";
    "tenderly";
    "thankfully";
    "touchingly";
    "victoriously";
    "vacantly";
    "violently";
    "wrongly";
    "warmly";
    "unskillfully";
}

-- Verbs present/past tense
local verbs = {
    {"possessing",      "possessed"};
    {"harassing",       "harassed"};
    {"nuking",          "nuked"};
    {"killing",         "killed"};
    {"lying with",      "lied with"};
    {"buying",          "bought"};
    {"selling",         "sold"};
    {"greeting",        "greeted"};
    {"exposing",        "exposed"};
    {"sniffing",        "sniffed"};
    {"jumping on",      "jumped on"};
    {"marrying",        "married"};
    {"flashing",        "flashed"};
    {"exploding",       "exploded"};
    {"eating",          "ate"};
    {"blessing",        "blessed"};
    {"shaking",         "shook"};
    {"renting",         "rented"};
    {"milking",         "milked"};
    {"pooping on",      "pooped on"};
    {"penetrating",     "penetrated"};
    {"analysing",       "analysed"};
    {"battling",        "battled"};
    {"baking",          "baked"};
    {"carrying",        "carried"};
    {"screaming at",    "screamed at"};
    {"calculating",     "calculated"};
    {"challenging",     "challenged"};
    {"chasing",         "chased"};
    {"chewing",         "chewed"};
    {"decorating",      "decorated"};
    {"educating",       "educated"};
    {"emptying",        "emptied"};
    {"fearing",         "feared"};
    {"hammering",       "hammered"};
    {"impressing",      "impressed"};
    {"kicking",         "kicked"};
    {"reflecting",      "reflected"};
    {"begging",         "begged"};
    {"choking",         "choked"};
    {"correcting",      "corrected"};
    {"draining",        "drained"};
    {"destroying",      "destroyed"};
    {"dividing",        "divided"};
    {"dreaming about",  "dreamt about"};
    {"developing",      "developed"};
    {"drying",          "dried"};
    {"ending",          "ended"};
    {"drowning",        "drowned"};
    {"crushing",        "crushed"};
    {"dressing up",     "dressed up"};
    {"frying",          "fried"};
    {"firing",          "fired"};
    {"producing",       "produced"};
    {"delivering",      "delivered"};
    {"backstabbing",    "backstabbed"};
    {"programming",     "programmed"};
    {"shoving",         "shoved"};
    {"rejecting",       "rejected"};
    {"shopping for",    "shopped for"};
    {"trading",         "traded"};
    {"tickling",        "tickled"};
    {"biting",          "bit"};
    {"unlocking",       "unlocked"};
    {"locking",         "locked"};
    {"wrestling",       "wrestled"};
    {"watching",        "watched"};
    {"laughing at",     "laughed"};
    {"having fun with", "had fun with"};
    {"burning",         "burned"};
    {"drugging",        "drugged"};
}

-- Adjectives
local adjectives = {
    -- Colors
    "blue";
    "pink";
    "red";
    "orange";
    "green";
    "black";
    "white";
    "grey";
    "brown";

    -- Normal adjectives
    "small";
    "big";
    "tiny";
    "giant";
    "old";
    "young";
    "golden";
    "fast";
    "slow";
    "cool";
    "ugly";
    "adorable";
    "wide-eyed";
    "beautiful";
    "elegant";
    "glamorous";
    "fabulous";
    "clean";
    "magnificent";
    "old-fashioned";
    "plain";
    "brave";
    "calm";
    "lively";
    "kind";
    "happy";
    "thankful";
    "chubby";
    "skinny";
    "shallow";
    "proud";
    "gentle";
    "silly";
    "obedient";
    "delightful";
    "ancient";
    "modern";
    "late";
    "bitter";
    "fresh";
    "greasy";
    "juicy";
    "hot";
    "icy";
    "loose";
    "melted";
    "frozen";
    "nutritious";
    "prickly";
    "rotten";
    "salty";
    "sticky";
    "strong";
    "sweet";
    "tasteless";
    "weak";
    "wet";
    "wooden";
    "yummy";
}

-- Get rand
function r(t)
    return t[math.random(1, #t)]
end

-- Generate sentence
function sentence()
    local name1 = r(names)
    local adverb1 = r(adverbs)
    local verb1 = r(verbs)
    local verb1Tense = math.random(1, 2)
    local article1 = r(articles)
    local adjective1 = r(adjectives)
    local name2 = r(names)
    if name1 == name2 then name2 = r(names2) end

    local sentence = ""
    sentence = sentence .. name1 .. " "
    if verb1Tense == 1 then
        sentence = sentence .. "is "
    end
    sentence = sentence .. adverb1 .. " "
    sentence = sentence .. verb1[verb1Tense] .. " "
    sentence = sentence .. article1 .. " "
    sentence = sentence .. adjective1 .. " "
    sentence = sentence .. name2

    return sentence:sub(1, 1):upper() .. sentence:sub(2)
end

-- Testing
for i = 1, 10 do
    print("# " .. (i < 10 and "0" or "") .. i .. " -- " .. sentence())
end