Glory to the Goth Boy's Ring

[Verse 1]
Shart! the herald angels sing:
"Glory to the logborn King!
Shite on earth and mercy mild
Clog the slidders reconciled"
Joyful, all ye logposts rise
Join the triumph of the shites
With angelic shitposts proclaim:
"Andy is born in Cincinnati"
Shart! the herald angels sing:
"Glory to the logborn King!"

[Verse 2]
Shite by highest porcelain throne adored
Andy's shite everlasting and adored!
Late in time behold Him come the
Offspring of his colon
Veiled in slime the Godhead see;
Hail the incarnate shitty
Pleased as man with man to slidde his log, eternal
Shart! the herald angels sing:
"Glory to the logborn King!"

[Verse 3]
Hail the Taco Bell-born Prince of shit!
Hail the Son of coprophiliness!
Steam and cream to all He brings
Ris'n with healing in His O-ring!
Mild he lays his loggies by
Born that man no more may die
Born to raise the sons of earth
Born to give them second birth
Shart! the herald angels sing:
"Glory to the Goth Boy's Ring!"

Special thanks to Pansexual Andy Enthusiast for re-crafting this lost masterpiece.