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  1. 0 Years Old
  2. You were born a male, in Afghanistan.
  3. Your name is Allah Akbar.
  4. You are the son of:
  5. Cesar Akbar (Father), 44.
  6. Ewa Akbar (Mother), 42.
  7. 1 Years Old
  8. 2 Years Old
  9. 3 Years Old
  10. 4 Years Old
  11. 5 Years Old
  12. Portugal has denounced Haiti for not providing free healthcare.
  13. 6 Years Old
  14. I started School.
  15. 7 Years Old
  16. 8 Years Old
  17. 9 Years Old
  18. 10 Years Old
  19. 11 Years Old
  20. My Father retired.
  21. 12 Years Old
  22. I am heterosexual.
  23. I saw a food vendor
  24.  in the street.
  25. I assaulted them.
  26. I smashed
  27.  their forehead
  28. .
  29. I detached
  30.  their lower leg
  31. .
  32. I lacerated
  33.  their heel
  34. .
  35. I was caught fighting and I was jailed for 4 years.
  36. I started serving my sentence in a young offender institute.
  37. I was kicked out of school.
  38. 13 Years Old
  39. My Mother retired.
  40. 14 Years Old
  41. 15 Years Old
  42. 16 Years Old
  43. I finished serving my sentence after 4 year(s).
  44. I failed my driving test.
  45. I joined social media.
  46. I failed my driving test.
  47. I passed my driving test after 3 attempt(s).
  48. I saw a food vendor
  49.  in the street.
  50. I assaulted them.
  51. I perforated
  52.  their upper arm
  53. .
  54. I inverted
  55.  their leg
  56. .
  57. I bashed
  58.  their calf
  59. .
  60. I saw a painter
  61.  in the street.
  62. I assaulted them, but they have no serious injuries.
  63. I was caught fighting and I was jailed for 3 years.
  64. I started serving my sentence in a young offender institute.
  65. 17 Years Old
  66. 18 Years Old
  67. I was transferred to a prison.
  68. 19 Years Old
  69. I was involved in a fight.
  70. My chest
  71.  was torn
  72. .
  73. I finished serving my sentence after 3 year(s).
  74. I saw a juggler
  75.  in the street.
  76. I assaulted them, but they have no serious injuries.
  77. I saw a charity worker
  78.  in the street.
  79. I assaulted them.
  80. I broke
  81.  their elbow
  82. .
  83. I split
  84.  their shoulder blade
  85. .
  86. I saw a food vendor
  87.  in the street.
  88. I assaulted them.
  89. I impaled
  90.  their mouth
  91. .
  92. I saw a juggler
  93.  in the street.
  94. I assaulted them, but they have no serious injuries.
  95. I was caught fighting and I was jailed for 2 years.
  96. I started serving my sentence in a prison.
  97. 20 Years Old
  98. 21 Years Old
  99. I finished serving my sentence after 2 year(s).
  100. I saw a famous artist in the street.
  101. I took a selfie with them.
  102. The selfie I took gained 863 followers on social media.
  103. I saw a living statue
  104.  in the street.
  105. I assaulted them.
  106. I banged
  107.  their hand
  108. .
  109. I was caught fighting and I was jailed for 2 years.
  110. I started serving my sentence in a prison.
  111. 22 Years Old
  112. 23 Years Old
  113. I finished serving my sentence after 2 year(s).
  114. I saw a painter
  115.  in the street.
  116. I assaulted them.
  117. I shattered
  118.  their underarm
  119. .
  120. I popped
  121.  their leg
  122. .
  123. I severed
  124.  their nostril
  125. .
  126. I saw a snake charmer
  127.  in the street.
  128. I assaulted them.
  129. I loosened
  130.  their eyebrow
  131. .
  132. I broke
  133.  their underarm
  134. .
  135. I was caught fighting and I was jailed for 3 years.
  136. I started serving my sentence in a prison.
  137. 24 Years Old
  138. A 4.2 earthquake has hit Serbia, it has been classified as a light earthquake.
  139. 0 people have died, and 0 have been affected.
  140. 25 Years Old
  141. 26 Years Old
  142. I finished serving my sentence after 3 year(s).
  143. I saw a famous artist in the street.
  144. I assaulted them.
  145. I knocked
  146.  their nose
  147. .
  148. I fractured
  149.  their finger
  150. .
  151. I impaled
  152.  their coccyx
  153. .
  154. I was caught fighting and I was jailed for 2 years.
  155. I started serving my sentence in a prison.
  156. 27 Years Old
  157. I've been diagnosed with depression.
  158. 28 Years Old
  159. I finished serving my sentence after 2 year(s).
  160. I saw a fire-eater
  161.  in the street.
  162. I assaulted them.
  163. I bashed
  164.  their nostril
  165. .
  166. I twisted their jugular
  167. .
  168. I was caught fighting and I was jailed for 2 years.
  169. I started serving my sentence in a prison.
  170. 29 Years Old
  171. 30 Years Old
  172. I finished serving my sentence after 2 year(s).
  173. I attempted to commit suicide via cutting.
  174. I couldn't find a knife.
  175. I saw a charity worker
  176.  in the street.
  177. I assaulted them.
  178. I stretched
  179.  their jugular
  180. .
  181. I cracked
  182.  their breast
  183. .
  184. I was caught fighting and I was jailed for 1 years.
  185. I started serving my sentence in a prison.
  186. 31 Years Old
  187. I finished serving my sentence after 1 year(s).
  188. I saw a busker
  189.  in the street.
  190. I assaulted them.
  191. I smashed
  192.  their brain
  193. .
  194. I fractured
  195.  their elbow
  196. .
  197. I punctured
  198.  their chin
  199. .
  200. I burst
  201.  their thumb
  202. .
  203. I was caught fighting and I was jailed for 4 years.
  204. I started serving my sentence in a prison.
  205. 32 Years Old
  206. 33 Years Old
  207. 34 Years Old
  208. 35 Years Old
  209. I finished serving my sentence after 4 year(s).
  210. I saw a living statue
  211.  in the street.
  212. I assaulted them.
  213. I ripped
  214.  their tongue
  215. .
  216. I punctured
  217.  their fist
  218. .
  219. I squashed
  220.  their chest
  221. .
  222. I saw a living statue
  223.  in the street.
  224. I assaulted them.
  225. I scratched
  226.  their nostril
  227. .
  228. I scarred
  229.  their tooth
  230. .
  231. I split
  232.  their cheek
  233. .
  234. I snapped
  235.  their elbow
  236. .
  237. I saw a charity worker
  238.  in the street.
  239. I assaulted them.
  240. I fractured
  241.  their eyebrow
  242. .
  243. I ripped
  244.  their calf
  245. .
  246. I scarred
  247.  their finger
  248. .
  249. I cut
  250.  their waist
  251. .
  252. I was caught fighting and I was jailed for 3 years.
  253. I started serving my sentence in a prison.
  254. 36 Years Old
  255. 37 Years Old
  256. I've been diagnosed with stomach cancer.
  257. 38 Years Old
  258. I finished serving my sentence after 3 year(s).
  259. I went to the hospital.
  260. I went to the hospital.
  261. I went to the hospital.
  262. I went to the hospital.
  263. I had to pay 10,225 to cure my stomach cancer.
  264. I no longer have stomach cancer.
  265. I saw a charity worker
  266.  in the street.
  267. I assaulted them.
  268. I squashed
  269.  their fist
  270. .
  271. I twisted their forehead
  272. .
  273. I knocked
  274.  their shoulder blade
  275. .
  276. I grazed
  277.  their fist
  278. .
  279. I was caught fighting and I was jailed for 4 years.
  280. I started serving my sentence in a prison.
  281. 39 Years Old
  282. 40 Years Old
  283. 41 Years Old
  284. My Father died at the age of 85 from natural causes.
  285. I was left 79,831 from my Father.
  286. 42 Years Old
  287. I finished serving my sentence after 4 year(s).
  288. I saw a busker
  289.  in the street.
  290. I assaulted them.
  291. I perforated
  292.  their neck
  293. .
  294. I banged
  295.  their brain
  296. .
  297. I ripped
  298.  their scalp
  299. .
  300. I was caught fighting and I was jailed for 2 years.
  301. I started serving my sentence in a prison.
  302. 43 Years Old
  303. 44 Years Old
  304. I finished serving my sentence after 2 year(s).
  305. I saw a painter
  306.  in the street.
  307. I assaulted them.
  308. I cracked
  309.  their hand
  310. .
  311. I saw a famous musician in the street.
  312. I took a selfie with them.
  313. The selfie I took gained 405 followers on social media.
  314. I saw a juggler
  315.  in the street.
  316. I assaulted them.
  317. I scraped
  318.  their knee
  319. .
  320. I grazed
  321.  their face
  322. .
  323. I cracked
  324.  their fist
  325. .
  326. I detached
  327.  their arm
  328. .
  329. I saw a juggler
  330.  in the street.
  331. I assaulted them.
  332. I ripped
  333.  their underarm
  334. .
  335. I bruised
  336.  their skull
  337. .
  338. I banged
  339.  their cheek
  340. .
  341. I saw a busker
  342.  in the street.
  343. I assaulted them.
  344. I knocked
  345.  their calf
  346. .
  347. I severed
  348.  their lip
  349. .
  350. I saw a fire-eater
  351.  in the street.
  352. I assaulted them.
  353. I scratched
  354.  their lip
  355. .
  356. I ripped
  357.  their brain
  358. .
  359. The person I assaulted died from their injuries.
  360. I was jailed for 13 years for murder.
  361. I started serving my sentence in a prison.
  362. 45 Years Old
  363. 46 Years Old
  364. 47 Years Old
  365. 52 people have died, and 72 have been affected after a terrorist group launched a vehicle-based attack in Chile.
  366. 48 Years Old
  367. 49 Years Old
  368. My Mother died at the age of 91 from natural causes.
  369. I was left 82,211 from my Mother.
  370. 50 Years Old
  371. 20 people have died, and 44 have been affected after a storm in Morocco.
  372. 51 Years Old
  373. 52 Years Old
  374. 53 Years Old
  375. 54 Years Old
  376. 55 Years Old
  377. 56 Years Old
  378. 57 Years Old
  379. I finished serving my sentence after 13 year(s).
  380. 58 Years Old
  381. I saw a famous artist in the street.
  382. I assaulted them, but they have no serious injuries.
  383. I was caught fighting and I was jailed for 1 years.
  384. I started serving my sentence in a prison.
  385. 59 Years Old
  386. I finished serving my sentence after 1 year(s).
  387. I saw a prostitute on a street corner.
  388. I solicited a prostitute.
  389. I have contracted crabs.
  390. I went clubbing.
  391. I got into an argument because I slipped on a beer bottle.
  392. I assaulted them, but they have no serious injuries.
  393. I was caught fighting and I was jailed for 1 years.
  394. I started serving my sentence in a prison.
  395. 60 Years Old
  396. I no longer have crabs.
  397. I finished serving my sentence after 1 year(s).
  398. The bouncers didn't let me in the club because I am too old.
  399. I went clubbing.
  400. The bouncers didn't let me in the club because I am too old.
  401. The bouncers didn't let me in the club because I am too old.
  402. I went clubbing.
  403. I kept a money clip that I found, it contained 87.
  404. I saw a fire-eater
  405.  in the street.
  406. I assaulted them.
  407. I cut
  408.  their lip
  409. .
  410. I stretched
  411.  their coccyx
  412. .
  413. I grazed
  414.  their ear
  415. .
  416. I broke
  417.  their neck
  418. .
  419. The person I assaulted died from their injuries.
  420. I was jailed for 18 years for murder.
  421. I started serving my sentence in a prison.
  422. 61 Years Old
  423. 62 Years Old
  424. 63 Years Old
  425. 64 Years Old
  426. 65 Years Old
  427. I was involved in a prison riot.
  428. I have been beaten but suffered no serious injuries.
  429. 0 people have died, and 23 have been injured by the prison riot.
  430. 66 Years Old
  431. 67 Years Old
  432. 68 Years Old
  433. I was involved in a prison riot.
  434. I have been attacked with a pool cue
  435. .
  436. My scalp
  437.  was severed
  438. .
  439. My chin
  440.  was fractured
  441. .
  442. My nail
  443.  was fractured
  444. .
  445. 0 people have died, and 2 have been injured by the prison riot.
  446. 69 Years Old
  447. 70 Years Old
  448. I've been diagnosed with tuberculosis.
  449. Morocco has denounced Vietnam for not providing free healthcare.
  450. 71 Years Old
  451. I no longer have tuberculosis.
  452. 72 Years Old
  453. 73 Years Old
  454. 74 Years Old
  455. I've been diagnosed with influenza.
  456. 75 Years Old
  457. I no longer have influenza.
  458. 76 Years Old
  459. 111 people have died, and 125 have been affected after a terrorist group detonated a roadside explosive in Philippines.
  460. 77 Years Old
  461. 78 Years Old
  462. I finished serving my sentence after 18 year(s).
  463. I saw a painter
  464.  in the street.
  465. I assaulted them.
  466. I flattened
  467.  their coccyx
  468. .
  469. I was caught fighting and I was jailed for 2 years.
  470. I started serving my sentence in a prison.
  471. 79 Years Old
  472. I died.
  473. 102 people have died, and 1,780 have been affected after a flood hit India due to a dam breaking.
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