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- 0 Years Old
- You were born a male, in Afghanistan.
- Your name is Allah Akbar.
- You are the son of:
- Cesar Akbar (Father), 44.
- Ewa Akbar (Mother), 42.
- 1 Years Old
- 2 Years Old
- 3 Years Old
- 4 Years Old
- 5 Years Old
- Portugal has denounced Haiti for not providing free healthcare.
- 6 Years Old
- I started School.
- 7 Years Old
- 8 Years Old
- 9 Years Old
- 10 Years Old
- 11 Years Old
- My Father retired.
- 12 Years Old
- I am heterosexual.
- I saw a food vendor
- in the street.
- I assaulted them.
- I smashed
- their forehead
- .
- I detached
- their lower leg
- .
- I lacerated
- their heel
- .
- I was caught fighting and I was jailed for 4 years.
- I started serving my sentence in a young offender institute.
- I was kicked out of school.
- 13 Years Old
- My Mother retired.
- 14 Years Old
- 15 Years Old
- 16 Years Old
- I finished serving my sentence after 4 year(s).
- I failed my driving test.
- I joined social media.
- I failed my driving test.
- I passed my driving test after 3 attempt(s).
- I saw a food vendor
- in the street.
- I assaulted them.
- I perforated
- their upper arm
- .
- I inverted
- their leg
- .
- I bashed
- their calf
- .
- I saw a painter
- in the street.
- I assaulted them, but they have no serious injuries.
- I was caught fighting and I was jailed for 3 years.
- I started serving my sentence in a young offender institute.
- 17 Years Old
- 18 Years Old
- I was transferred to a prison.
- 19 Years Old
- I was involved in a fight.
- My chest
- was torn
- .
- I finished serving my sentence after 3 year(s).
- I saw a juggler
- in the street.
- I assaulted them, but they have no serious injuries.
- I saw a charity worker
- in the street.
- I assaulted them.
- I broke
- their elbow
- .
- I split
- their shoulder blade
- .
- I saw a food vendor
- in the street.
- I assaulted them.
- I impaled
- their mouth
- .
- I saw a juggler
- in the street.
- I assaulted them, but they have no serious injuries.
- I was caught fighting and I was jailed for 2 years.
- I started serving my sentence in a prison.
- 20 Years Old
- 21 Years Old
- I finished serving my sentence after 2 year(s).
- I saw a famous artist in the street.
- I took a selfie with them.
- The selfie I took gained 863 followers on social media.
- I saw a living statue
- in the street.
- I assaulted them.
- I banged
- their hand
- .
- I was caught fighting and I was jailed for 2 years.
- I started serving my sentence in a prison.
- 22 Years Old
- 23 Years Old
- I finished serving my sentence after 2 year(s).
- I saw a painter
- in the street.
- I assaulted them.
- I shattered
- their underarm
- .
- I popped
- their leg
- .
- I severed
- their nostril
- .
- I saw a snake charmer
- in the street.
- I assaulted them.
- I loosened
- their eyebrow
- .
- I broke
- their underarm
- .
- I was caught fighting and I was jailed for 3 years.
- I started serving my sentence in a prison.
- 24 Years Old
- A 4.2 earthquake has hit Serbia, it has been classified as a light earthquake.
- 0 people have died, and 0 have been affected.
- 25 Years Old
- 26 Years Old
- I finished serving my sentence after 3 year(s).
- I saw a famous artist in the street.
- I assaulted them.
- I knocked
- their nose
- .
- I fractured
- their finger
- .
- I impaled
- their coccyx
- .
- I was caught fighting and I was jailed for 2 years.
- I started serving my sentence in a prison.
- 27 Years Old
- I've been diagnosed with depression.
- 28 Years Old
- I finished serving my sentence after 2 year(s).
- I saw a fire-eater
- in the street.
- I assaulted them.
- I bashed
- their nostril
- .
- I twisted their jugular
- .
- I was caught fighting and I was jailed for 2 years.
- I started serving my sentence in a prison.
- 29 Years Old
- 30 Years Old
- I finished serving my sentence after 2 year(s).
- I attempted to commit suicide via cutting.
- I couldn't find a knife.
- I saw a charity worker
- in the street.
- I assaulted them.
- I stretched
- their jugular
- .
- I cracked
- their breast
- .
- I was caught fighting and I was jailed for 1 years.
- I started serving my sentence in a prison.
- 31 Years Old
- I finished serving my sentence after 1 year(s).
- I saw a busker
- in the street.
- I assaulted them.
- I smashed
- their brain
- .
- I fractured
- their elbow
- .
- I punctured
- their chin
- .
- I burst
- their thumb
- .
- I was caught fighting and I was jailed for 4 years.
- I started serving my sentence in a prison.
- 32 Years Old
- 33 Years Old
- 34 Years Old
- 35 Years Old
- I finished serving my sentence after 4 year(s).
- I saw a living statue
- in the street.
- I assaulted them.
- I ripped
- their tongue
- .
- I punctured
- their fist
- .
- I squashed
- their chest
- .
- I saw a living statue
- in the street.
- I assaulted them.
- I scratched
- their nostril
- .
- I scarred
- their tooth
- .
- I split
- their cheek
- .
- I snapped
- their elbow
- .
- I saw a charity worker
- in the street.
- I assaulted them.
- I fractured
- their eyebrow
- .
- I ripped
- their calf
- .
- I scarred
- their finger
- .
- I cut
- their waist
- .
- I was caught fighting and I was jailed for 3 years.
- I started serving my sentence in a prison.
- 36 Years Old
- 37 Years Old
- I've been diagnosed with stomach cancer.
- 38 Years Old
- I finished serving my sentence after 3 year(s).
- I went to the hospital.
- I went to the hospital.
- I went to the hospital.
- I went to the hospital.
- I had to pay 10,225 to cure my stomach cancer.
- I no longer have stomach cancer.
- I saw a charity worker
- in the street.
- I assaulted them.
- I squashed
- their fist
- .
- I twisted their forehead
- .
- I knocked
- their shoulder blade
- .
- I grazed
- their fist
- .
- I was caught fighting and I was jailed for 4 years.
- I started serving my sentence in a prison.
- 39 Years Old
- 40 Years Old
- 41 Years Old
- My Father died at the age of 85 from natural causes.
- I was left 79,831 from my Father.
- 42 Years Old
- I finished serving my sentence after 4 year(s).
- I saw a busker
- in the street.
- I assaulted them.
- I perforated
- their neck
- .
- I banged
- their brain
- .
- I ripped
- their scalp
- .
- I was caught fighting and I was jailed for 2 years.
- I started serving my sentence in a prison.
- 43 Years Old
- 44 Years Old
- I finished serving my sentence after 2 year(s).
- I saw a painter
- in the street.
- I assaulted them.
- I cracked
- their hand
- .
- I saw a famous musician in the street.
- I took a selfie with them.
- The selfie I took gained 405 followers on social media.
- I saw a juggler
- in the street.
- I assaulted them.
- I scraped
- their knee
- .
- I grazed
- their face
- .
- I cracked
- their fist
- .
- I detached
- their arm
- .
- I saw a juggler
- in the street.
- I assaulted them.
- I ripped
- their underarm
- .
- I bruised
- their skull
- .
- I banged
- their cheek
- .
- I saw a busker
- in the street.
- I assaulted them.
- I knocked
- their calf
- .
- I severed
- their lip
- .
- I saw a fire-eater
- in the street.
- I assaulted them.
- I scratched
- their lip
- .
- I ripped
- their brain
- .
- The person I assaulted died from their injuries.
- I was jailed for 13 years for murder.
- I started serving my sentence in a prison.
- 45 Years Old
- 46 Years Old
- 47 Years Old
- 52 people have died, and 72 have been affected after a terrorist group launched a vehicle-based attack in Chile.
- 48 Years Old
- 49 Years Old
- My Mother died at the age of 91 from natural causes.
- I was left 82,211 from my Mother.
- 50 Years Old
- 20 people have died, and 44 have been affected after a storm in Morocco.
- 51 Years Old
- 52 Years Old
- 53 Years Old
- 54 Years Old
- 55 Years Old
- 56 Years Old
- 57 Years Old
- I finished serving my sentence after 13 year(s).
- 58 Years Old
- I saw a famous artist in the street.
- I assaulted them, but they have no serious injuries.
- I was caught fighting and I was jailed for 1 years.
- I started serving my sentence in a prison.
- 59 Years Old
- I finished serving my sentence after 1 year(s).
- I saw a prostitute on a street corner.
- I solicited a prostitute.
- I have contracted crabs.
- I went clubbing.
- I got into an argument because I slipped on a beer bottle.
- I assaulted them, but they have no serious injuries.
- I was caught fighting and I was jailed for 1 years.
- I started serving my sentence in a prison.
- 60 Years Old
- I no longer have crabs.
- I finished serving my sentence after 1 year(s).
- The bouncers didn't let me in the club because I am too old.
- I went clubbing.
- The bouncers didn't let me in the club because I am too old.
- The bouncers didn't let me in the club because I am too old.
- I went clubbing.
- I kept a money clip that I found, it contained 87.
- I saw a fire-eater
- in the street.
- I assaulted them.
- I cut
- their lip
- .
- I stretched
- their coccyx
- .
- I grazed
- their ear
- .
- I broke
- their neck
- .
- The person I assaulted died from their injuries.
- I was jailed for 18 years for murder.
- I started serving my sentence in a prison.
- 61 Years Old
- 62 Years Old
- 63 Years Old
- 64 Years Old
- 65 Years Old
- I was involved in a prison riot.
- I have been beaten but suffered no serious injuries.
- 0 people have died, and 23 have been injured by the prison riot.
- 66 Years Old
- 67 Years Old
- 68 Years Old
- I was involved in a prison riot.
- I have been attacked with a pool cue
- .
- My scalp
- was severed
- .
- My chin
- was fractured
- .
- My nail
- was fractured
- .
- 0 people have died, and 2 have been injured by the prison riot.
- 69 Years Old
- 70 Years Old
- I've been diagnosed with tuberculosis.
- Morocco has denounced Vietnam for not providing free healthcare.
- 71 Years Old
- I no longer have tuberculosis.
- 72 Years Old
- 73 Years Old
- 74 Years Old
- I've been diagnosed with influenza.
- 75 Years Old
- I no longer have influenza.
- 76 Years Old
- 111 people have died, and 125 have been affected after a terrorist group detonated a roadside explosive in Philippines.
- 77 Years Old
- 78 Years Old
- I finished serving my sentence after 18 year(s).
- I saw a painter
- in the street.
- I assaulted them.
- I flattened
- their coccyx
- .
- I was caught fighting and I was jailed for 2 years.
- I started serving my sentence in a prison.
- 79 Years Old
- I died.
- 102 people have died, and 1,780 have been affected after a flood hit India due to a dam breaking.
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