Neo Iornia Session 7: Valorous Valdis

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Fifi:
I have been hurted

Shaman:
suck it up bitch

Shaman:
u fukker

Shaman:
u might actually level up

Fifi:
I'm L15

Fifi:
unless you mean Nick

Fifi:
Nick has 5 XP

Shaman:
haven't seen a 6 handout

Shaman:
5 is possible

Shaman:
The GM is VERY SHIT!

Shaman:
5 is no longer possible

Fifi:
There've been full levels handed out too idk

Nick:
Once I DO hit L7 though

Shaman:
sal laughs at you though

Nick:
*drums fingers ominously*

Shaman:
ur still shit

Nick:
Yeaaaah but see

Shaman:
roll a d20 right now

Nick:
Fuck Sal?

Nick:
14

Shaman:
u might fuk sal

Nick:
Tides have turned

Shaman:
do you want enhancements

Nick:
Nothin' but SMOOTH SAILING ahead.

Shaman:
[1d20[

Shaman:
i did it

Nick:
enhancements how now

Shaman:
2

Nick:
naisu

Nick:
.

Shaman:
yes

Shaman:
this is good

Shaman:
this is your time to shine nick

Nick:
So uh

Nick:
Before Warlord gets here.

Nick:
I should buy thigs.

Nick:
n,

Nick:
..

Nick:
Things.

Nick:
@Da- right

Nick:
That uh, that Command book

Nick:
was 2000 right

Shaman:
i actually get my first harvest of berries tomorrow

Nick:
20 I can roll a Command check in place of a save check, once per scene

Nick:
In place of an ALLY'S save check
Thrice:
it was
Thrice:
remember, you have to drain AP

Nick:
yeh
Thrice:
to gain the effects

Nick:
How much, just one?

Nick:
or is it like one per rank
Thrice:
1 if you only want the lower level eff, 2 if you want both

Nick:
feg
Thrice:
you have to bind the first before the second
Thrice:
er, drain

Nick:
Also, can I sell this before we leave town

Nick:
1x: Gem of some sort??

Nick:
Got from Shaman's stash

Nick:
or have it appraised or w/e

Nick:
Also.

Nick:
Rank 1 Effect - Adept Command: You gain a bonus equal to half your Command Rank on Charm, Intuition, Guile, and Intimidate checks against your subordinates and Trainers or Pokemon you have bested in an Opposed Check in the past 24 hours.

Nick:
Are these shitters my subordinates

Nick:
These shitters of course being Merge and Warlord's characters

Shaman:
ill fucking kill u

Nick:
That'd be a yes, then. Neat.

Nick:
You may have to DM him.

Nick:
I will not, the guy needs to turn on @ notifications.

Eliza:
call his ass
Thrice:
I DM'd him
Thrice:
he responded

Eliza:
what can we assume happens to prep for session

Eliza:
healing up?
Warlord has connected.

Nick:
I just discovered something useful
Warlord:
what is that

Nick:
Bait: Bait is a tasty, strong-smelling morsel of food designed to attract Pokémon. It may be used in two ways; to lure Pokémon, or to distract Pokémon. Bait can be bought for $250.

Nick:
To distract Pokémon, throw it at a Wild Pokémon as a Standard Action. Te target must then make a Focus Roll with a DC of 12. If they fail, the Pokémon gives up its next Standard Action to eat the food.

Eliza:
that wont work on a mushroom

Nick:
you're a mushroom.

Shaman:
i am
Thrice:
All things are healed, cause you have all the time you want before you leave, you can buy the portable grower for 500, and you can apply Training

Fifi:
I thought we were leaving the day of?

Fifi:
Wait right

Eliza:
my grower

Fifi:
the grower, yeah.

Eliza:
u fuck head

Fifi:
bleh

Eliza:
:U

Eliza:
luv u agi

Eliza:
just like me with junkrat

Fifi:
blehh

Shaman:
Shaman gained 13 experience! (285) Level up! Gained 1 levels. Level 17

Shaman:
Shaman gained 12 experience! (297) Level 17

Fifi:
okay, so now that we have Expert

Shaman:
...

Fifi:
it's a +10 bonus

Shaman:
wait waht

Fifi:
Pathetic or Untrained: 0 Novice or Adept: +5 Expert or Master: +10 Virtuoso: +15

Shaman:
Shaman gained -25 experience! (272) Level 16

Fifi:
Per half hour, plus half their level rounded up

Fifi:
You can spend multiple half hours training a 'mon

Fifi:
But it reduces the XP gain by half

Shaman:
Shaman gained 18 experience! (290) Level up! Gained 1 levels. Level 17

Fifi:
But you HAVE to spend an hour to apply any Poke edges

Passefaro:
Passefaro gained 17 experience! (231) Level up! Gained 1 levels. Level 15

Benzene:
Benzene gained 16 experience! (151) Level 12

Fifi:
Fifi's Defense rose!

Benzene:
Benzene gained 16 experience! (167) Level up! Gained 1 levels. Level 13
Warlord:
how much exp now?

Benzene:
Benzene gained -16 experience! (151) Level 12

Mari:
Mari gained 16 experience! (151) Level 12

Fifi:
When you train your Pokemon, they gain half their level's worth of experience, plus a static bonus determined by your highest Skill

Fifi:
which is likely Expert, which corresponds to a +10 bonus

Enya:
The injury lowered the Accuracy stat!
Warlord:
rounded up or down on level?

Tidus:
Always round down.
Warlord:
and only one time? They added it for multiple things.

Tidus:
You can have a number of training chunks equal to the rank of your highest stat as well

Tidus:
so likely 5 atm

Tidus:
And you can train multiple 'mon at once

Tidus:
So for me, I'm spending an hour on Fefe and Tidus, and another half hour on Penny
Warlord:
Allowed to just train the same thing multiple times?

Penny:
Yes, but it halves the XP gain.;

Penny:
So they got 17 XP from the first half hour, but only 8 XP from the second.
Warlord:
So am I spending 5 hours training them? That is kind of silly but oh well.

Penny:
uh, no

Penny:
It's half hours, for one, and you can train multiple Pokemon at once
Warlord:
He said it was 5 instances for expert (Which yes I have)

Penny:
So my time was 1 hour training two Pokemon simultaneously
Thrice: (( yeah, but you can use multiple instances at once ))

Penny:
And then an additional half hour on just one
Thrice: (( you can train 5 pokemon at once for 30 minutes total ))

Penny:
Or that, whatever.

Penny:
You could, if you were absolutely determined, train one Pokemon for 2.5 hours.
Thrice: (( or 2 for an hour and 3 for 30 minutes ))
Warlord:
if I train the same thing 3 times is it still half or does it go even lower?

Penny:
Halves again, yeah.

Penny:
So for a L15 Pokemon, it'd be 17 XP for the first half hour, 8 for the second, 4, 2, 1
Thrice: (( wait no 1 for an hour and 3 for 30 minutes ))
Thrice: (( horp ))

Penny:
for 33 XP I think

Penny:
32

Penny:
w/e

Penny:
You only get to apply your Training feature, the passive bonus they'll just have for the day, to Pokemon you actually trained that day

Penny:
So Fefe, Tidus, and Penny will have +4 init and +1 Movement, but Dwight won't

Penny:
I can still target any of them with the actual Orders part of the feature
Warlord:
There, 17 to houndour and slowpoke and 16 to dusclops, then 8 to houndour and slowpoke.

Tidus:
That'll do
Thrice: (( w ))
Thrice: (( will it ))

Tidus:
I mean if they're all L15 then yeh

Tidus:
Or Dusclops might be lower level idk
Thrice: (( oh okay ))
Thrice: (( for a second I thought it was five differnet pokemon ))

Tidus:
n
Thrice: (( was confused ))

Fifi:
Mixed powerrr

Fifi:
8

Fifi:
2d6+8 | 41

Eliza:
so uh thrice

Fifi:
I'm still shittt

Eliza:
Shaman has Accuracy Training

Eliza:
but doesn't qualify for it

Eliza:
is that a rulebook throw

Fifi:
Thrice probs just gave it to him

Fifi:
He also isn't technically allowed to have evolved yet

Fifi:
so congrats u cheater

Eliza:
u shitter*

Fifi:
tru

Polpo:
Polpo's SpDefense rose!

Eliza:
almost level 20 i guess

Irwin:
How long does the professor really want to hold onto the Pokemon we send in?

Nick:
ALSO: Are we tracking rations?
Thrice:
He'd like to keep em around a week or so
Thrice:
and yes
Thrice:
yes we are

Nick:
I see.

Nick:
Gonna uh.

Nick:
Gonna buy some.

Nick:
I'm not finding them directly, ballpark cost?

Nick:
Also for what it's worth

Nick:
http://forums.pokemontabletop.com/topic/30130258/1/

Nick:
I LIKE these but they worry me a lot.

Nick:
Especially this

Nick:
At the end of each day, the party consumes X number of resources, where X is the number of PCs and pokemon in the party. Pokemon with the Nullivore diet do not count towards this number, but they may have other dietary requirements… - Resources can be procured in many ways, but the most typical are foraging and purchasing at a market. There are many opportunities for a creative player to survive in their own way. - If a party member fails to rest and consume Resources, they gain -1 rank to a random Body skill per day they go without eating. If all Body skills reach 0, the PC starves to death.

Nick:
>PCs -and Pokemon-

Nick:
At least it gives you a valid reason to not travel with a full party

Nick:
but like.
Thrice:
My main problem with this is how fast you move but I'd have to check with my actual stats
Thrice:
For starters my hexes are 12 miles, not 6, so movement would be halved

Nick:
rations tho.

Nick:
Cost pls
Thrice:
huh, they're seriously not in the book
Thrice:
200

Nick:
And uh

Nick:
Are Pokemon going to eat them

Nick:
bc I'm pretty sure this is going to be a -really- short game if they do.
Thrice:
You can forage
Warlord:
Slowpoke won't realize he's hungry he'll be fine.
Warlord:
Dusclops is dead.

Nick:
Soon we too will be
Thrice:
FORAGING: You may move at 1/2 normal speed to Forage; while doing so, you may make a Survival Check, with a DC depending on the terrain and other factors. Success means you find enough food and water for one person for the day. You must forage for at least 4 hours to make the check, and each character may only do so once per day. You find enough rations to feed an extra person for every +4 you exceed the DC.
Thrice:
My rules are not the smae as his
Warlord:
Are you actually going to do food mechanics or whatever
Thrice:
Yeah
Thrice:
https://pastebin.com/W2ksrJ3h
Thrice:
Survival is fkn important here

Nick:
4

Nick:
oo-wee
Thrice:
you were warned
Warlord:
I am sitting on $5900
Warlord:
I will buy fucking rations
Thrice:
Speaking of which, someone needs to act as lookout for each watch(one watch is 4 hours)
Thrice:
Each watch has its own encounter check and all that

Nick:
Never got a price check/uh... fukkn
Thrice:
Any number of people can be on watch

Nick:
Appraisal
Warlord:
Do ghosts sleep, make them do it

Nick:
of the gem
Thrice:
Everyone who is on watch rolls Survival for navigation to avoid getting lost

Nick:
>Avoid getting lost
Thrice:
However, if you're on watch for more than one watch at a time, you become FAtigued

Nick:
We're ASLEEP

Nick:
how much lost can we get
Thrice:
it's not just for sleeping son
Thrice:
ALL watches
Thrice:
a watch = 4 hours of time
Warlord:
Was a serious question, do ghosts sleep

Nick:
A watch = a device u wear on your wrist that tells time
Thrice:
I think they do, far as I can tell

Nick:
They can sleep when they're dead.
Thrice:
A Fatigued character takes a -2 penalty to all Movement Capabilities, to a minimum of 1, and restores HP from Natural Healing at half the normal rate(including any modifiers from Bandages, etc). After 6 hours of rest(which may be reduced to 3 hours with a Bandage), a character is no longer Fatigued.
Thrice:
But that is what Fatigued does
Thrice:
Fatigued stacks
Thrice:
it also happens if you go on forced march

Nick:
I recommend you put that in the Pastebin for Traveling
Thrice:
fatigued is in there lol

Nick:
Having all the relevant information in one- okay good
Thrice:
But yeah I'll put the WAtch stuff

Nick:
then give me a fukkn appraisal
Warlord:
Seriously, price of rations?

Nick:
200
Warlord:
How long does that last
Warlord:
X People X days
Eliza whispers: I wanna do my yield rolls for my Cheri berry thing, do I know if Passe's soil has a quality bonus
Thrice:
1 person for 1 day

Nick:
For 1 person for 1 d- m

Nick:
Hey, at least we've been getting money.

Nick:
In Gark you'd die in a week.
You whisper to Emergency: It does not have one yet, he's too young for it to be all that great of soil
Warlord:
Well shit. Miserly foraging it is.

Nick:
I bought 6 rations.
Warlord:
That must be some deluxe pasta rations

Nick:
I -might- be convinced to share.
Warlord:
And do the Pokemon need the rations?

Nick:
God I fucking hope not.
Eliza whispers: aight aight gonna roll it
Warlord:
I will buy a whopping 3 rations and spam forage immediately

Eliza:
2

Nick:
I rly hope that we don't have to consume rations while in town
Warlord:
In-town food is apparently free for gameplay money.
Warlord:
But it costs to eat outside of town.
Warlord:
Shit this is expensive.
Eliza whispers: I put the Jaboca berry into the portable grower
Warlord:
I propose we have Slowpoke drown our Geodude and Graveler and cut them open and eat their fleshy insides.

Eliza:
I guess I should buy some rations too
Thrice: (( centers and the like provide free food ))

Eliza:
I will purchase 4 rations

Eliza:
(800p)

Nick:
My Geodude is in the PC.
Thrice: (( you cannot eat your geodude ))

Nick:
I know.

Nick:
It's in the PC.

Nick:
duh.
Warlord:
Eat the Foongus.

Nick:
Good idea.
Thrice: (( it's poisonous ))

Nick:
Ivan can eat it.
Warlord:
I will use mettle as I eat it
Warlord:
it will be fine.

Nick:
Perfect.

Eliza:
u guys probably need ballz

Nick:
My two lingering questions: how much can I get for my gem that I got from Shaman's stash, and DO POKEMON EAT RATIONS THIS IS IMPORTANT

Nick:
I got ballz
Warlord:
I still have balls I have been busy not throwing

Eliza:
I have one of each I don't think I'll be catching terribly much unless its for research
Thrice:
Yes Pokemon eat Rations, but they are allowed to Forage for them using their Athletics skill

Eliza:
I got my own squad to raise
Warlord:
Dude I have 17 total balls.

Nick:
holy shit

Eliza:
christ wtf

Dwight:
1 Forage check

Dwight:
It is a good thing I don't have to eat.
Thrice:
youre not even in the wilderness
Warlord:
This talk is making me aware I am hungry IRL
Thrice:
if you forage right now you get garbage cans

Dwight:
Sometimes those have cheeseburgers.
Warlord:
There are poisonous mushrooms in my yard.
Warlord:
I shall eat those.
Thrice:
how do you know they're poisonous
Thrice:
your survival isn't that high
Thrice:
that's DC20
Warlord:
Well they might not be poisonous
Thrice:
for
Thrice:
some reason
Warlord:
I should go find out.

Dwight:
tru

Eliza:
I should probably let Jack appraise the mushroom loads

Eliza:
4x Various Mushrooms

Eliza:
+ the 1x mushroom I picked from swampland

Eliza:
Though I'll also roll just to see

Tidus:
15

Eliza:
16 14 21 12 19 Subbing mind for survival

Tidus:
Ranked up Perception btw

Eliza:
I got one of em

Tidus:
naisu

Eliza:
whew BOI

Eliza:
er, Mind instead of Body

Tidus:
dat 18

Tidus:
on 3d6

Tidus:
the fuck

Eliza:
maybe I get a crit bonus

Eliza:
idk
Thrice:
one of them is a Balm Mushroom

Eliza:
I know the SHIT outta that mushroom

Eliza:
I'll ask Jack if he knows the rset

Tidus:
Unrelated https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGalix-sVXs
Warlord:
underdog is under 46 BST?

Tidus:
ye
Warlord:
dusclops exactly 46

Tidus:
At least it evolves.
Warlord:
I just always prefferred clops to noir

Tidus:
I don't think you can apply the Underdog thing until L30 anyhow
Thrice: (( search out a stat-reducing berry obv ))

Tidus:
Thrice might allow it
Thrice: (( it's level 15 ))
Thrice: (( for Strength ))

Tidus:
You allowed Dewott
Thrice: (( 30 for the one that barely does anything ))
Thrice: (( I might, but def not at L15 ))

Tidus:
it does plenty for babbymon.
Thrice: (( fuck those tbh ))
Thrice: (( ANYWAY ))
Thrice: (( We've wasted a lotta time here already ))

Eliza:
ya gonna fall asleep man

Tidus:
how many frickfragging times do I have to ask about this gorramn gem
Thrice:
Jack can identify a couple of the Mushrooms as TinyMushrooms, but he doesn't know about the others(a couple is two)
Thrice:
The Gem is a Ghost Type Gem, far as Jack can tell. He'll buy it off you for 400 if you wanna sell it
Warlord:
Yes I am ready to start and do anything. We are going to the pier first IIRC
Tidus: (( Oh nice ))

Tidus:
sure I'll sell it, make it easy
Tidus: (( We were hitting the Bay on the way to Connough Valley ))
Thrice:
OKAY, you're finally setting off and leavin' this place behind. How you going about that? Are you trekkin' normally, Exploring, Moving Cautiously, Hustling, or Foraging?
Warlord:
what is the cap on DB moves a mon can have per certain levels
Cheater. You have been reported.
Thrice:
Pokémon under Level 20 may only learn Moves of an At-Will or EOT Frequency with a max Damage Base of 7.Pokémon from Level 20 to 29 may only learn Moves with up to a Scene Frequency and max Damage Base of 9.Pokémonn at Level 30 and above have no restrictions when being taught Moves through Tutors.
Warlord:
Can you forage, get food for the day, then do another one? Or is it an entire day's worth for one of these.
Thrice: (( each character/pokemon may forage once per day, and doing so means they move at half speed ))
Thrice: (( So you';d probably all want to forage at the same time ))
Shaman: (( Since I have Mushroom Harvest, even if I'm not 20 can I still use it ))
Shaman: (( I didn't last time but wasn't sure what the actual ruling was ))
Thrice: (( no, they have to be L20 to use it ))
Shaman: (( Aight ))
Thrice: (( they can have it at any level ))

Nick:
"Wonder if we're the last group to actually set out?"
Warlord:
Anyone feel like actually RPing foraging lol, or shall we make our rolls?

Ivan:
"Oh we've gotta be. We spent so much time meandering around the place. I don't think many other people were as stupid as us to actually take the gym challenge."

Eliza:
"Last to the orientation, last to leave. It feels like a notable trend given the records we've set."

Nick:
"Hey, we had to get some sort of baseline, yeah? Figure out where we stand n' what to expect?" Nick breaks out a granola bar, taking bites between talking. "Dang, though... I'd hoped it would've gone a BIT better."

Nick:
"Only getting one statue? Come on..." 4 lolSurvival foraging
4 1
Ivan: (( did you actually go pathetic survival ))

Nick:
I did.

Nick:
Feel lucky I didn't go negative body.
Ivan: (( so don't add any mind/body/whatever to the check? ))

Nick:
I just have 0 body lol
Thrice: (( Survival is a Mind or Body check ))
Thrice: (( whichever you wanna use ))

Nick:
Do a skill roll as normal

Nick:
oh

Nick:
sure.

Nick:
5
Thrice: (( nice ))
Ivan: (( why did you get spirit nobody likes spirit. ))

Ivan:
12 forage dice

Nick:
I knew you wouldn't.
Thrice: (( spirit is charm tho ))
Thrice: (( it's the only one people CAN like ))

Nick:
Merge had Mind, you had Body

Nick:
I had to go Spirit

Nick:
Plus, Command is awesome.

Eliza:
"I think my performance reflects how I've gotten by those trials. It feels... strange to work in a team again." She pulls out a bagel and puts some cheese spread over the surface, "Not that you guys have let me down yet, munchmunch, still got some building blocks to stack."
Ivan: (( I don't think we got an answer on if Pokemon had to eat. ))

Nick:
they do.

Nick:
Fuck us, basically.

Eliza:
16 Survival + Mind

Nick:
By which I mean "each person has to roll 5 dice."
Ivan: (( I guess I will just leave graveler behind if he has to actually eat. ))
Eliza: (( it can't eat rocks? fuck ))

Dwight:
4

Fifi:
12 Why athletiiics

Tidus:
7 quit your bitching

Penny:
7
Thrice: (( if it's got Nullivore or Terravore or the like they don't need rations ))
Warlord: (( athletics is survival check for Pokemon then? ))
Thrice: (( Yeah, you use Athletics for foraging with pokemon ))
Thrice: (( since they don't have Survival ))

Galf:
13
Penny: (( I'd strongly request actually giving us the DC on foraging checks ))

Enya:
5
Thrice:
This is a plentiful forest, so it's 8

Nick:
Shit.

Nick:
two 7s.

Talos:
random this thing has amazing athletics. First thing I have ordered it to do is to get us food.

Talos:
10

Shaman:
13 Athletics

Polpo:
10 why bother

Polpo:
Better at getting food than Nick.

Passefaro:
11

Fifi:
So because she exceeded by +4, she finds an extra food?

Passefaro:
12

Passefaro:
that was for benzene

Mari:
6

Nick:
I feel like this, specifically, is something that I need to macro because god damn.

Nick:
Doing this every time we have to move a hex is going to be a fucking nightmare.
Thrice:
Dude
Thrice:
you probably -won't- want to do this every time you move
Warlord:
so I assume we need 16 to get extra then?
Thrice:
this -is- your movement
Thrice:
12

Nick:
16 would give 2 extra
Thrice:
When you Forage, you move through the hex at half speed
Thrice:
but have a chance to find rations
Thrice:
and a higher chance to find stuff like berries and the like
Thrice:
Exploring and Moving Cautiously have different bonuses
Thrice:
or you oculd hustle or travel normally to actually go anywhere

Eliza:
Eliza - 2, Shaman - 1, Passe - 1

Eliza:
I got 4 extras
Warlord:
2X Ivan 1X Graveler 2X Houndour 1X Slowpoke

Nick:
2x Fefe.
Warlord:
Graveler's is just gravy

Nick:
Dwight doesn't eat.
Thrice:
Eliza found 4
Thrice:
3*

Eliza:
o
Thrice:
8 for 1, then 12 is another, then 16 is another

Nick:
Wasn't she just tallying her extras
Thrice:
Oh, maybe

Eliza:
I was doing my extras

Eliza:
I have 3 now because Mari didn't find anything

Nick:
If I could take 2 of yours that'd b nice

Eliza:
Eliza's total stock is 3

Eliza:
pay up bitch (jk)

Eliza:
"I've got some extras in case someone needs some."
Thrice:
You find some nondescript berries, nuts, and the like. There are a couple of close calls where you hear the cries of wild Pokemon, but they fade away before their owners can become a problem.

Eliza:
"Though, if I have to ask... Do you guys travel much. As a Trainer it kinda comes with the job, yeah?"
Nick: (( they're wild, they don't have owners ))
Thrice: (( the cries' owners you child of man ))
Eliza: (( Do I only have one extra now ))
Nick: (( u do ))
Eliza: (( u owe me ur life ))
Warlord:
So I guess I will add the non eaten rations as foraged rations in inventory
Warlord:
Because I doubt we can just spam collect these and sell these for 200.

Nick:
"This was always my least favorite part of it..."

Ivan:
"Not a whole ton. This is gonna be a first. But I'm not shilling out for all that expensive food all the time. Those people must be making a fortune off trainers when there's this much perfectly good food out here, yeah?"
Thrice:
Also
Thrice:
Whoever was on Watch
Thrice:
Tell me

Nick:
Is the day already over
Thrice:
So I can make your Navigation check in secret and find out whether you guys are lost as shit.
Thrice:
Every Watch, boy.
Ivan: (( foraging is 4 hours. ))

Nick:
Isn't EVERYONE on watch?
Thrice:
If you all want to be, sure

Eliza:
"I mean, I'm not sure what it's like for the average folk, I pretty much grew up on this kinda of stuff. It's... still difficult at times. But feel free to ask me if you have any questions about it."
Thrice:
But I wouldn't recommend it
Ivan: (( why not ))

Nick:
I don't get what you mean by "watch" here I guess??
Thrice:
Remember, if you're on Watch for more than 1 Watch in a row you become Fatigued

Nick:
like
Thrice:
https://pastebin.com/W2ksrJ3h
Ivan: (( I am not on watch in berry forest right outside of starting town. ))

Nick:
You're using it for fucking navigation
Ivan: (( somebody else do it. ))

Nick:
not... watching
Thrice: (( it's just CALLED BEING ON WATCH ))
Polpo: (( can pokemon be on watch ))
Thrice: (( you could call them the Navigator too if you wanted to ))
Thrice: (( they cannot, they do have Survival ))
Thrice: (( you can leave them to guard over you at night, but they can't navigate for you ))

Tidus:
I have 6d6 Perception

Tidus:
that should count
Thrice: (( you can spot landmarks and the like, but you can't navigate to them. Also most landmarks can be spotted from miles away anyway - everyone can see mountains in the distance ))

Tidus:
unless we're buried in the taint of the forest

Tidus:
which we may be
Warlord: (( not wasting my first day watch. Anyone else who wants to feel free. ))
Eliza: (( I'll do it I guess ))

Nick:
I practically cannot ever take """watch""" or we will get lost.
Eliza: (( I get free syringes into your juglars tho ))
Thrice: (( if NOBODY navigates you're basically guaranteed to get lost ))

Nick:
even if we're all motionless
Eliza: (( I'LL JUST WATCH ))
Warlord: (( did you seriously take pathetic perception ))

Nick:
No

Nick:
Survival
Thrice: (( it's survival ))

Eliza:
Eliza's on watch
Thrice: (( you only make Navigation checks when you're actually moving ))

Eliza:
for fucking 35 hours

Nick:
I think u mean Watch checks
Warlord: (( yeah I guess it's Eliza and me constantly swapping out shifts. ))
Thrice: (( the checks are cdalled navigation checks ))
Thrice: (( hell this is literally all in that pastebin ))
Thrice: (( none have read it ))
Thrice: (( BUT ANYWAY ))

Nick:
I just object to the term Watch being used outside of keeping watch while others are doing the big sneepy
Thrice: (( it's taken from the naval definition ))
Warlord: (( roll navigation check merge ))
Warlord: (( before we get lose in MMORPG level 1 grinding area with plentiful food ))

Nick:
he can't

Nick:
Thrice has to
Thrice: (( a fixed period of duty on a ship, usually lasting four hours ))
Thrice: (( that's the definition of watch we're using ))
Thrice: (( except replace 'ship' with 'literally anywhere' ))
Eliza: (( I'm reading the rules and shit, what do I roll ))
Nick: (( you don't ))
Eliza: (( Oh okay ))
Thrice: (( I do it ))
Nick: (( Thrice does and keeps it a sneekrit ))
Eliza: (( carry on ))
Thrice: (( tell me your Survival, and when you level it up ))
Thrice: (( I assume it's 3d6 ))
Nick: (( then 4 sessions later we find ourselves in Tyndall Lake. ))
Eliza: (( 3d6 is raw ))
Eliza: (( 3 is mind if that's even included ))
11
Nick: (( at least in person we'd hear the rolling of dice ))
8
Nick: (( and get to observe the classic DM sneer ))
Eliza: (( quick just go into his room ))
Eliza: (( kick the door down ))
Eliza: (( refuck up his vent ))

Nick:
Thrice RN: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v -1U19vao78

Nick:
oh fuck off.
Thrice:
N Y C E

Nick:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-1U19vao78

Nick:
=o
Thrice:
You move through the forest extremely slowly - after four hours, you feel as though you've barely gotten out of sight of the city lights. You seem to have strayed out of the forest and near to the water's edge, but following along that path isn't a bad idea anyway. Now onto the second Watch...
Thrice:
You can't forage again, but you can Explore, Move Cautiously, or Hustle if you really wanna
Thrice:
or just move normally

Nick:
we can like

Nick:
just go right
Warlord:
Looking at list I suggest moving normally for rest of it? I do not think we want to explore in level 1 berry forest.

Nick:
walking

Nick:
probably not idk
Thrice:
Yes you can move normally, it's the fastest way other than Hustling
Thrice:
But confers no special bonuses or the like

Nick:
it confers getting to the gam
Thrice:
there are many things you will only find via exploring
Thrice:
plot things included
Thrice:
But for now, you move around normally
Nick: (( well uh ))
Nick: (( I'm in voice chat ))
Warlord:
will get in in 10 to 15
Nick: (( aight ))
Warlord:
Ivan does not want to get into trainer battles with the humans he supposedly heard, he just wants to try to remotely catch up to those ahead rather than have to make another trip back to starter town to heal.
Thrice:
As you dip back into the forest during midday, the rivers twist and turn. They churn faster and splash white water, becoming rapids. The water leaps and froths excitedly, flooding over the banks. Pokemon flash up and back out of sight, just below the water's surface. It's enough to conjure strange images in your head. Still, the rivers are the best, most straightforward path. However, there's a problem. You notice a dropoff ahead; there's a waterfall. Periodically, light flashes from below the drop, illuminating the area better than the dim, fading sun. Your Ghost-Types don't seem to like this very much at all...

Eliza:
let's jump

Nick:
"What's spooking the spookies?"

Eliza:
"We could toss you down there and you could tell us. Maybe have Fifi take a dive and hope she makes it back?"

Ivan:
"...Who knows. A bigger ghost, maybe? They're the only ones I think we could send down to check who could make it back up though they probably don't wanna go...Huh...Guess we have to just find a way around, right?"

Nick:
"Way around, a way down? How much of a drop is it?"

Nick:
I'mma check how much of a drop it is.

Eliza:
"Probably best to go around, unless you feel like going for a trip. I'm not in any real rush to go to the next town, up to you guys."

Ivan:
"Ghosts don't spook easily. We probably don't wanna go directly down there. It'd be a pain to climb all the way down anyway. Let's see what else we've got."

Eliza:
"Alright, I guess I'm up for the next stretch. Catch your breath Ivan. Looks like our boy doesn't like leadership roles."
Thrice:
Looking over the drop, it's not very high, far as waterfalls go. 5 meters, maybe? But you see a lot more than just the drop. There's someone down there, wading in the basin.

Nick:
"Hey, hold on! It's not that bad of a drop..." Nick pulls out his rope, starts looking for a place to anchor it

Ivan:
9 perception on this creature
Thrice:
perception is Mind @Agi

Nick:
8 Perception, assuming Mind is the only viable one

Nick:
aight

Eliza:
15

Nick:
u fucko

Eliza:
perception

Eliza:
crit

Eliza:
b e t c h
Thrice:
Eliza and Ivan can make them out; it's a human, wearing white robes. They seem to be praying, and trying to place something on stone tablets. When she does, the white light flashes, but then the water lashes up and soaks it through, ripping it off.

Nick:
interdasting enough

Eliza:
"I'm not really into that whole voodoo witchcraft stuff to be perfectly honest. I almost want to throw some shit down there to fuck with em."

Nick:
I like how 1 point was enough to not pass.

Nick:
"Voodoo? Witchcraft? Is that what's going on?"

Ivan:
"I don't know what they're doing down there. They're probably not gonna be happy about us disturbing her, but who cares? Only reason it might not be a good idea is cause of what the ghosts think."

Nick:
Nick squints.
Thrice: (( Now that you know what to look for, and where, you can see the person, Watergate ))

Ivan:
"I think she was praying or something. Maybe she can channel ghosts somehow. I don't know."

Nick:
"Well maybe THEY'RE just afraid because it's bad for them, yeah? We can just put them in their balls, it should be fine."

Nick:
"Besides, it's a person, they probably know a good spot to rest."

Eliza:
"Okay smooth operator, you can head on down and charm them like you did Albion's assistant."
Thrice:
he charmed the bugg
Ivan: (( right, can she even ride a goat down this climb ))
Eliza: (( I'm just gonna watch from up here thnx ))
Thrice:
spawn in the upper right
Eliza: (( I already smoke enough weed to see all the ghosts I need to ))

Ivan:
Ivan was curious enough he went down with him, having changed his mind from earlier.

Nick:
"Hey there!" Nick waves down from above.

Eliza:
Eliza stands out of sight but peers over using the night as cover, but listening.

Holy Woman:
The person is startled by your voice, and wheels around mid-attachment of a tag. She narrows her eyes, but then waves up to you and shouts over the waterfall, "Ah, hello! Gracious, I wash not expecting vishitors..."

Nick:
"Yeah, we weren't really expecting to run into anyone either! Been a long day of travel. Hey, you mind if we come down?"

Nick:
20 Just gonna roll Charm

Holy Woman:
"Oh, pleash do! I would appreciate it, truly, if you could asshisht me!"

Eliza:
ass shit me

Eliza:
i wanted to

Nick:
I'mma use the rope.

Nick:
And pray I can use Acrobatics.

Eliza:
7 meme loop

Eliza:
fuck

Nick:
fuck off

Holy Woman:
You can use Acrobatics

Holy Woman:
that's not the side you come from agi

Nick:
7 Acrobatics

Ivan:
Ivan had no intention of assisting this religious nut with a gay lisp, but figured Nick probably would.

Eliza:
clicks tongue

Eliza:
noice

Holy Woman:
You make it about halfway down, then lose your grip and fall! But thankfully, your foot gets tangled up and saves you from hitting the ground! Unfortunately now you're hanging.

Nick:
"W-whah!"

Ivan:
12 climbing down I guess, the cripple can do the meme loop. He attempts to get Nick out of his incompetent slip.

Eliza:
can't beat incompetence out of nick

Holy Woman:
Ivan climbs down, and jumps off at the Nick loop. You could cut him out, or try untangling him

Holy Woman:
"O-oh my... I did not mean for you to get in peril..."

Nick:
"Hey uh... lil' help?"

Tidus:
Tidus prods Nick.

Tidus:
just poking out of the wall

Passefaro:
let me eat rope

Passefaro:
(smirk)

Nick:
Nick is spun around by the prodding

Nick:
his face presses up against the rock wall

Ivan:
12 Ivan goes to untangle Nick out of the rope/whatever. "Sheesh, let the adults go first next time."

Holy Woman:
You untangle the rope, and try to gently lower Nick to the ground. You are not a gentle man.

Ivan:
Ivan eventually gives up and lets him fall the rest of the way.

Nick:
feCK

Ivan:
"Shiiiiiiit!"

Nick:
Nick takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'

Nick:
"Thanks..." Nick rubs his head.

Ivan:
Ivan shrugs. "I tried, alright? Let's go talk to the...Upstanding individual, I suppose."

Nick:
Nick peers uh, upwards now, across the water

Nick:
this is a strange formation

Holy Woman:
all those who ask you for help regret it

Holy Woman:
You do, but it's not a difficult check at all

Holy Woman:
Hell you don't even need to make it if you have at least 2d6 Athletics and Positive Body

Nick:
Fuck you

Ivan:
11

Holy Woman:
if you do not, you can try Athletics to climb it or try just high jumping 2 meters

Nick:
"But yeah, we were just walking around and saw a big flash of light! Freaked our Ghost Pokemon out a bit."

Nick:
"What're you up to over here?"

Ivan:
"Yeah, uh, everything alright down here? You okay?" He knew damn well she was probably the source of it but he wanted to see what she would play it off as.

Nick:
11 Nick halfheartedly attempts it, being content to just stand outside the water if it proves too much of a hassle

Holy Woman:
"Oh! Ah, yesh! The Ghosht Pokemon, they would not like it... I am purifying thish area for my patron!"

Eliza:
donate to my patreon

Nick:
1

Holy Woman:
You run headfirst into the rock

Polpo:
Enjoy the view.

Eliza:
nice ass

Nick:
gr8

Nick:
Slowpoke butthole

Nick:
my life's ambitions

Eliza:
16 it fats dubz

Eliza:
farts*

Ivan:
"Your...Patron? Are you being paid for this?"

Nick:
"...Huh. Cool!"

Nick:
Contribute to my patreon pls

Nick:
for just $2 a month you unlock more emotes

Holy Woman:
"E-eh? In virtue, yesh!"

Nick:
Nick considers various ways of leveraging himself upwards, using the rock

Ivan:
Ivan went along with it. "Well who is this esteemed patron...?" He halfway expected her to say some fictional god or something along those lines.

Eliza:
Eliza watching from above stares at Nixon as he moronically doesn't go around with his embarassing attempt at a climb.

Holy Woman:
"Thish area ish unpure... My patron? It'sh Virizion! If you would like to join the faith, I would be happy to give you a pamphlet! Ah, but after I purify thish plache..."

Holy Woman:
The water is about a meter deep

Eliza:
take a evil shit in the pool

Eliza:
13 General

Nick:
"What's so impure about it? Looks fine to me..."

Nick:
13 General heylo

Ivan:
13 general education

Eliza:
Perception, do i have ears of god: ( 13 )

Eliza:
13

Holy Woman:
You all know OF Virizion, but not much about it.

Eliza:
title: 13

Holy Woman:
It's rumoured to roam about Iornia, and it's said to be powerful, but that's all you know

Ivan:
Ivan had heard of this supposed legendary Pokemon. "Hmm, if I believe in lord Virizion, will I be able to meet him?" Ivan was just taking the possible chance to catch (Or at least learn about) a legendary Pokemon and little else. He figured a fresh caught Virizion would go for at least as much as 10 shiny Rats on the black market.

Nick:
11 aw man we perceppin this CORRUPTED-ASS POOL what needs purifying

Eliza:
its the aqua situation all over again

Holy Woman:
"Oh, perhapsh! But you must firsht prove yourshelf! Ah, one shtep would be to asshisht me here today..."

Eliza:
slavery

Holy Woman:
The pool looks pretty nyce actually

Holy Woman:
Really nice; the water is perfectly clear, you can see to the bottom easily. It looks like liquid crystal.

Nick:
8 Acrobatics plsss

Ivan:
Ivan shrugged. "Not like I'm doing anything else for the rest of the day. How are we purifying the water, exactly? Making it safe for wild Pokemon? Lord Virizion is -truly- benevolent." 11 guile

Eliza:
truly

Holy Woman:
"Oh, yesh! We shall claim thish shpot for Virizion!"

Holy Woman:
Nick tries to do a graceful pirouette but it turns into a cannonball midway through

Holy Woman:
you splash water everywhere

Nick:
this KILLS the water.

Ivan:
"hey be careful splashing that water around everywhere! You'll upset lord Virizion!"

Eliza:
mlord

Nick:
"As long as it's IMPURE water it's fine, right? It needed to get out anyway!"

Holy Woman:
"U-um..." She looks at Nick for a moment strangely, but ultimately says nothing to him, "If we're all ready... I will need you to guard me! Every time I attempt to purify thish land, the water rishes up... It ish unholy, it reshishts purification!"

Eliza:
Eliza smirks and grins to herself. She looks up to the ledge and thinks of an idea to spoil the clean water.

Passefaro:
its me

Eliza:
"...Defend? Eh, what?"

Nick:
"Uh... it's Pokemon, yeah? Water ones, I assume?"

Holy Woman:
"UUMMM.... yesh. Yesh, I think sho..."

Ivan:
"Shouldn't the Water pokemon like having their lake cleansed? They just do not appreciate the lord's vision."

Nick:
"Well whatever it is, I just want to make sure we're prepared..."

Eliza:
Eliza eyes the situation suspiciously and continues to watch on, readying her own attack if needed.

Holy Woman:
"When they shtrike me, I losh my conshentration... Sho, pleash, do not let them!"

Holy Woman:
readying her goat's anus to shit into the water I assume

Nick:
prob

Eliza:
ye

Nick:
pls do naht

Holy Woman:
   Water     Weaknesses: Grass 2x Electric 2x Glass 2x Wood 2x  Resistances: Steel 0.5x Fire 0.5x Water 0.5x Ice 0.5x  Immunities: None  Aggregate: 22.0

Nick:
>Glass

Nick:
>Wood

Nick:
??????

Benzene:
   1.0/1.0     Weaknesses: Ground 2x Psychic 2x  Resistances: Fighting 0.5x Poison 0.5x Bug 0.5x Grass 0.5x Fairy 0.5x  Immunities: None  Aggregate: 17.5

Ivan:
Ivan was ready to bail as soon as this crap looked sketchy to him, just playing along with the person he deemed crazy. Maybe he might find some angry Pokemon to catch at the worst.

Fifi:
Basic Ability 1: Vanguard Basic Ability 2: Wave Rider Adv Ability 1: Swif Swim Adv Ability 2: Water Veil High Ability: Defant

Fifi:
Will I have access to Vanguard at L20

Holy Woman:
The holy woman places a glowing green tag on the rock in front of her, and immediately, a whip of water lashes out to slash it away! What doesth thou doest

Fifi:
I ZAP THE WATER

Holy Woman:
IDK will u agi

Fifi:
9 zap

Holy Woman:
You zap the water! Electricity courses into it, but it does't stop the lashing at all! It smacks into the holy woman, now supercharged.

Benzene:
nice

Holy Woman:
roll your damage son

Holy Woman:
you musht

Eliza:
Eliza super glues her gloved hand onto her face.

Polpo:
The slowpoke attempts to use confusion to disperse the whip of water apart.

Fifi:
2d6+8 | 32

Polpo:
0 confusion

Polpo:
??
Thrice:
49

Holy Woman:
Holy Woman took moderate damage!

Eliza:
nice

Nick:
"Ack! What?! No!"

Nick:
"I'm sorry, I thought-"

Ivan:
"Zapping pure animated water, good thinking!"

Holy Woman:
"SSHHSHAAhh.... O-ow..." She glances at Nick with a grim expression, but it soon turns into apprehension, "U-uhm...pleash..."

Holy Woman:
"Do not do that again..."

Eliza:
NICK

Eliza:
STOP MAKING WOMEN HATE YOU

Nick:
"Shoot, what's even CAUSING that?"

Nick:
Nick runs his hands through the area where the whip formed

Ivan:
Ivan just shrugs. "Who cares. What's important is ''''Virizion'''' approves."

Eliza:
poltergeist

Holy Woman:
"The water rishes in reshishtansh... I told you thish. It itshelf doesh not comply with purification..."

Nick:
"How long does the process take? You can't just... put that tag down and back off, can you?"

Ivan:
"We'll be ready next time."

Holy Woman:
"No, I cannot! I musht plashe one on all three, and then commensh Virizion's ritual!"

Ivan:
"Nick just take out a different Pokemon, we all know Fifi always messes everything up."

Nick:
"It's not her fault!"

Holy Woman:
"Ash long ash you can shtop them from dishturbing me, that ish all I need!"

Nick:
"Ah, shoot, come on, think..."

Nick:
"Alright, I've got a couple of things..."

Holy Woman:
She tries once more! This time, the water rises up in a great tide!

Holy Woman:
It comes crashing down...

Ivan:
Ivan picks up his Slowpoke and attempts to block for the Virizion cultist lady, using Slowpoke as a shield.

Polpo:
???

Eliza:
???

Fifi:
!!!

Holy Woman:
???

Holy Woman:
Make Athletics checks to resist the force of the water

Nick:
2 Waluigi hates this

Nick:
h a t e s

Ivan:
11

Polpo:
10

Holy Woman:
Ivan and Popo guard most of the woman from the water, but Nick is washed completely over her and thrown to the other side. Still, the little splash that gets on her isn't enough to break her concentration, and she successfully lays down one tag! However, you DID get hit by a wave of water, so...
Thrice:
32

Eliza:
ur frozen 20
Thrice:
42 to Nick

Nick:
YOU s TAY OUt of THIS

Eliza:
nah im part of this
Thrice:
32 Special Water damage
Thrice:
to Ivan and Pope
Thrice:
42 to Nuk

Nick:
Nick took 32 damage.

Ivan:
Ivan took 22 damage.

Polpo:
Polpo took 13 damage. It's not very effective...

Nick:
"Pweh, pweh!"

Holy Woman:
"Shtep one has been attained! Virizion is closer!"

Eliza:
Eliza returns Passe into a ball and re-releases her straight into the water.

Eliza:
Enter the GOAT

Holy Woman:
She moves to the other rock, but the water begins to bubble and froth violently.

Ivan:
"Yes, yes! Virizion's second coming comes near!" He said as he shook off some of the water.

Nick:
geroffame

Polpo:
The fuck even is a Virizion.

Passefaro:
i am goat

Holy Woman:
It's not hot, but something...forms out of it. Vague effigies, blobs. Four of them. They take on familiar shapes...

Holy Woman:
And all converge toward the woman

Nick:
Nick grabs ahold of Passefaro and pushes him inwards

Azumarill:
Hello, Nixon

Azumarill:
How are you my son

Nick:
Probably, soon, shitty.

Azumarill:
They are clear, formed of water
Fifi has received initiative.

Nick:
"Rrgh - alright, let's see if this works!"

Nick:
Mobilizing her for no AoOs

Poliwag:
implosion

Nick:
Agility Training on Passefaro and FUCKING SLOWPOKE.

Fifi:
Water Sport, hoping to blast these two down and make them lose their shape

Poliwag:
Roll for uh...Perception

Poliwag:
Both

Fifi:
4

Fifi:
m

Nick:
5

Nick:
mm.

Poliwag:
NOW PLAYING Waterworld - Diving Theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_FHq_9O4q4

Poliwag:
The Water Sport hits, and all too late you notice that these monsters are sucking in water from the basin, growing larger slowly. Your Water Sport accelerates this... They suck in the liquid and grow!
5 | 8 | 13 | 8 | 17 | 1

Nick:
this is what I get for attempting things
20 | 24 | 9 | 19 | 19 | 1
Nick has received initiative.

Eliza:
Eliza glues some more hands onto her face.

Poliwrath:
Take your AoO

Fifi:
4

Poliwrath:
You hit

Poliwrath:
What taip

Poliwrath:
And class

Fifi:
uhhh idk maybe mfkn ELECTRIC?!

Poliwrath:
boneless poliwrath

Fifi:
And SPECIAL, assuming it can be melee whilst special?

Poliwrath:
It can

Fifi:
1d8+6 | 36

Poliwrath:
Poliwrath took heavy damage!

Poliwrath:
The Electricity stops it in its tracks, and it reels in pain!

Poliwrath:
1 It slaps you with its watery hands

Poliwrath:
It misses
Nick has received initiative.

Fifi:
AT LAST

Fifi:
A BREAK

Poliwag:
Take your AoO

Poliwag:
As I am also moving toward the wo-man

Poliwag:
oh shit

Poliwag:
you do not

Poliwag:
git fukt

Poliwag:
be a Hunter

Poliwag:
10 It tries to attack the girl!

Ivan:
Ivan yet again attempts to get in the way of the attack for the girl. This Virizion shit better be real, which it blatantly isn't

Poliwag:
You gotta roll at least a 3 on Athletics but I don't think you can actually fail that, so make a DC7 Stealth or Command check to not shove her to the ground

Ivan:
13 stelth to shove her ass into the fucking rock/interrupt channeling.

Holy Woman:
She's pretty sturdy, so you just barely shove her, and her form knocks the slowpoke away rather easily too

Holy Woman:
"A-ah... U-unconventional..."
Passefaro has received initiative.

Passefaro:
Passe makes mud smears all over and greats the phat round mouse with joy! AND MUD LEAVES! 11

Passefaro:
(Razor Leaf)

Ivan:
"Tell Virizion to remember Ivan the benevolent!"

Holy Woman:
wh

Holy Woman:
what

Poliwag:
Damage: 20, Special

Ivan:
Ivan took 10 damage.

Passefaro:
Razor Leaf @PHAT BABY BLUE BALL Grass | Physical 2d8+10 | 30
Earth!

Marill:
Marill took severe damage!

Marill:
The injury lowered the Defense stat!

Marill:
The injury lowered the Accuracy stat!

Azumarill:
take your AoO, nicholas

Nick:
Nick loses 11 hit points.

Nick:
The injury lowered the Speed stat!

Nick:
Nick flares up his shoddy amplifier and PUNCHES INTO THE AZUMARILL

Nick:
3

Azumarill:
You hit!

Nick:
1d8+6 | 19

Eliza:
"The fuck? Did he just bring a toaster into a bathtub?"

Azumarill:
Azumarill took moderate damage!

Nick:
#WORTH

Nick:
"Stay offa her!"

Azumarill:
The effigy of the Azumarill is stopped in its tracks, and it turns toward Nick...

Azumarill:
It smacks you with its watery paw.

Azumarill:
-1

Nick:
tHANKS

Azumarill:
I'll fuck you with it next

Nick:
Nick dips outta the way, thanking his lucky stars

Marill:
iT TRIES

Passefaro:
U WONT

Passefaro:
8 HERE WE GO BITCH

Marill:
You hit!

Marill:
Can you do -four damage- to a Marill?

Passefaro:
GOAT STRUGGLE @AGAIN Normal | Physical 1d8+6 | 28
eat my muddy ass

Marill:
Marill took heavy damage!

Marill:
The injury lowered the Attack stat!

Marill:
The effigy collapses, liquifying and falling bakc into the basin!

Polpo:
9 confusion poliwrath

Holy Woman:
The holy woman completes the second seal! A blinding flash of light, brighter than any before it, is cast upon the area, lighting it with a green tint! She moves onto the next, "ONly one more..."

Passefaro:
betch

Poliwag:
6 AoO

Poliwag:
Damage: 21, Special

Poliwrath:
You hit

Polpo:
Confuzzle @Not real Poliwrath Psychic | Special 2d6+10 | 25
Can water even be confused

Polpo:
Polpo took 7 damage. It's not very effective...

Polpo:
33

Poliwrath:
Poliwrath took moderate damage!

Poliwrath:
The injury lowered the Special Attack stat!
Ivan has received initiative.
Polpo has received initiative.
Fifi has received initiative.

Nick:
Agility Training on Fefe, Strike Again on Passefaro

Poliwrath:
The water bubbles further and further, and boils...A strange light, cyan this time, glows through the area...

Nick:
And swift action, After You on Valdis

Nick:
"Get that last one on!"

Passefaro:
7 AP spending for insurance! BOOM

Poliwrath:
The water rises, and drains into a dense effigy, unfamiliar this time. It forms on top of the rock in the center...
Thrice:
The Effigy roars, and the water surges with each tone, crashing and frothing!
Thrice:
NOW PLAYING Waterworld - Attack 2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0PixBaf8_Y

???:
IT's clearly made of water, but it looks intimidating.

Nick:
"A-and that is...?!"

Passefaro:
Razor Leaf @Bambi's mom Normal | Physical 2d8+10 | 40
BOOM

Holy Woman:
"A dangerous foe! Do not take it lightly!"

Nick:
Nick uses 1 AP!

Eliza:
Eliza uses 1 AP for acc!

Holy Woman:
"It is the source of the corruption!"

Holy Woman:
+h, +h

Fifi:
12 Thundershock @Poliwrath

Ivan:
"Why is the water taking the form of a legendary Pokemon? Just what the...What kinda ''purification'' is this?"

Holy Woman:
"Even it ish but a shadow!"

Fifi:
2d6+8 | 31

Nick:
"Well I hope your purification can take care of it, because I dunno if we got it!"

Poliwrath:
Poliwrath took heavy damage!
Illegal argument type java.lang.String, expecting java.math.BigDecimal

Azumarill:
Azumarill took major damage!

Azumarill:
The injury lowered the Defense stat!

Azumarill:
The injury lowered the Speed stat!

???:
The effigy sucks up the remaining water, absorbing it from the falls themselves, and launches a gigantic FINAL FLASH of water toward the rock and the woman! 4

Nick:
Mobilize 0 Prerequisites: Commander At-Will – Free Action Target: Any Ally Effect: The target cannot provoke Attacks of Opportunity on their next turn. Mobilize may target an Ally only once per encounter.

Nick:
Alright

Nick:
"Lady, get moving!"

Nick:
Nick uses 2 AP!

Ivan:
6

???:
Damage: 75, Special

Ivan:
"Be fucking careful!"

Ivan:
Ivan took 32 damage. It's not very effective...

Ivan:
The injury lowered the Speed stat!

???:
The beast is drained, its power used in that attack...

Poliwrath:
But not me fuck you

Poliwrath:
Take your AoO

Fifi:
10

Poliwrath:
You hitte

Fifi:
1d8+6 | 28

Fifi:
lectrik

Poliwrath:
Poliwrath took moderate damage!

Holy Woman:
"Ahhh.. You can stand to even that! Wonderful!"

Poliwag:
SWIGGITY SWOOGITY I'M COMIN FOR THAT BOOTY

Poliwag:
Make your AoO

Poliwag:
Don't miss, son

Polpo:
2

Poliwag:
U

Poliwag:
MISSED SON

Poliwag:
unless ur a focused trainer

Poliwag:
but I don't think u are

Poliwag:
You get one chance son

Passefaro:
8 FUCK U

Passefaro:
(sad)

Ivan:
4

Ivan:
Damage: 23, Physical

Poliwag:
Poliwag took heavy damage!

Poliwag:
The Poliwag is smacked, and ripples! It can't move! It can't get a clear shot at the woman, either...so it tries to take out its attacker.

Poliwag:
1

Poliwag:
It misses
Nick has received initiative.

Nick:
"All on you!" Swift action GO GO GO

Passefaro:
The GM should be VERY NICE!

Holy Woman:
She finishes her chant! The water quiets slightly...and then begins to roil faster and faster, evaporating and bubbling away!

Passefaro:
RAZOR LEAF @Azu Grass | Physical 2d8+10 | 40
eat ass

Holy Woman:
However these things are still around

Holy Woman:
"Hold out for only a moment longer!"

???:
Sinisister

Nick:
I dislikes this

Azumarill:
Azumarill took major damage!
Nick has received initiative.
Passefaro has received initiative.
Ivan has received initiative.
Polpo has received initiative.

Polpo:
Slowpoke Yawns at the Suicune, trying to make it feel as drowsy as him. It cannot miss therefore it hits the thing made of water OFC.

???:
It hits, but the effigy doesn't react. Instead, it begins to roar and charge, as its very being evaporates...
Fifi has received initiative.

Fifi:
12

Fifi:
2d6+8 | 33

Fifi:
dundah

Poliwag:
Poliwag took severe damage!

Poliwag:
The injury lowered the Defense stat!

Poliwag:
The injury lowered the Accuracy stat!

???:
The effigy sucks up the remaining water...including the nearly formless blobs of the former effigies! It bolsters itself, and launches another massive blast of water, ripping a hole straight through the rock in the way! 1

???:
S M I T E

???:
Damage: 74, Physical

???:
86

Fifi:
Fifi took 20 damage. It's very ineffective...

Holy Woman:
The woman jumps in the way, and tosses Ivan to the side, taking the brunt of his hit!

Passefaro:
betch

Holy Woman:
"I owe you too much to allow your death!"

Holy Woman:
She stands her ground...

Passefaro:
and dies

Holy Woman:
Holy Woman took moderate damage!

Holy Woman:
The injury lowered the Special Defense stat!

Holy Woman:
Holy Woman took major damage!

Holy Woman:
Holy Woman took negigible damage!

Holy Woman:
Holy Woman took negigible damage!
23 | 23 | 5 | 1 | 5 | 0
23 | 23 | 5 | 1 | 5 | 0

Holy Woman:
Holy Woman is healed and gains 80 hit points.

Holy Woman:
Holy Woman is healed and gains 35 hit points.

Holy Woman:
Holy Woman took moderate damage!

Holy Woman:
Holy Woman took light damage!
Nick has received initiative.

???:
But after that attack, the effigy fades away...as dos the rest of the water.

Eliza:
not me

Eliza:
im up here

???:
The entire basin evaporates, and the ground rises up! Grass sprouts, and dams off the waterfalls above! The basin and the surrounding area blossoms into a field of flowers and high grass!

???:
meaning wild pokemon battle obv

Eliza:
oh fuck flowers

Eliza:
gimme dat

Passefaro:
im untouched

Passefaro:
bless

Holy Woman:
"Oh, thank you sho much! Virizion shall be sho pleashed to have thish placshe to her own!"

Nick:
"Hah... wow! Alright!"

Passefaro:
Passe absorbs the ground for nutrients.

Ivan:
Ivan appreciated her actually taking the hit for him for once, she was tougher than she looked. "Yes, all for her glory. Good job. How long did it...Uh...Take you to learn a ritual like that?" He was kind of legitimately curious about terraforming away the whole falls. "And just what was the nature of that creature that attacked us?"

Nick:
"Dunno, it looked kind of familiar, though..."
Nick: (( Now that we actually have an RP prompt ))
Nick: (( and not just "roll numbers for 3 houors" ))

Holy Woman:
"Many yearsh! Virizion taught me hershelf! What we shaw today, that wash..an evil, reprehenshible being, shent to impede the ikmprovement of the land!"

Nick:
"With water?"

Passefaro:
This goat magically vanishes like a savior of god. Vrooop!

Ivan:
"...Yes, yes, of course! The water Pokemon have more than enough space in the great sea!" He went along with her yet again even if he doubted he was going to get much out of it. "So do you think it would it be possible to meet her? Those water creatures mean it has to be serious."

Holy Woman:
"One'sh shervice musht be proven before one can meet with my patron! But, if you continue on the path you choshe here today, I am shure you can shee her one day!"

Eliza:
Eliza snickers to herself, "Sounds like a scam, still."

Holy Woman:
what yu say bitch

Holy Woman:
you gon doubt the terraforming power

Holy Woman:
of virizion

Eliza:
(smirk2)

Nick:
"So hey, hope I'm not asking too much, but... you think this was enough service to get a place to camp for the night?"

Ivan:
Ivan had a a small degree of training in this kind of psuedo magic terraforming BS from Agate Villager given he is an earthshaker, even if he was obviously inexperienced. "Well, even if I can't meet her, you think you could maybe show me a little of how you did that?"
Ivan: (( "too much" ))

Nick:
yeah.

Nick:
Treading lightly.

Nick:
You never know with religious types

Holy Woman:
"Ah...hmm...I musht leave shoon, but even if I had daysh, I am not confident I could teach you... It took me yearsh to learn theshe techniques, shtraight from my patron hershelf! I am of no comparishon to her, I fear I cannot shtack up..."

Eliza:
Eliza gives up on what she thinks is a hoax and decides to scavenge the high ledge for herbs and any interesting assests to add to her medical knowhows.

Ivan:
"Well what's next for you? Getting rid of...More evil corrupted waterfalls? You sure you can handle that yourself? What would you've done here if we hadn't shown up?"

Nick:
"Not totally clear on that one myself. Sheesh..."

Holy Woman:
"Ahh... I am unknowing! I may have had toshamefully requesht help..."

Holy Woman:
"But,, pleash, ignore that! You may shleep here, under the grache of Virizion! She will protect you through the night!"

Eliza:
Perception: ( 13 )

Eliza:
can I hear that from here

Holy Woman:
Yeah

Eliza:
Focus: ( 5 )

Holy Woman:
The herbs here, by the way, are types you've never seen before. They sprung up just now, and their scents are incredibly powerful. You can hardly breathe. Imagine like, cilantro, shoved up your nostrils.

Eliza:
Eliza bursts out laughing from high above, but it's cut short by a long, "Ooooooh!"

Eliza:
Followed by a short, "Fuck!"

Ivan:
He's about ready to give up on getting an actual reward out of this crap. "Thanks. And uh, I'm Ivan, by the way. We're heading off to (town name), feel free to come track me down again if you need more help." He severely doubted she had a way to contact him.

Ivan:
"Didn't ever get your name."

Eliza:
Liz loads up a mask, and tries to awkwardly rub the tears from her eyes without rubbing it with any of the herbs she's picking up.

Holy Woman:
She snaps her head around, glaring up at the cliff, but softens quickly, "Ah, my name ish Valdish! I musht go and report my shuccesh, but... here, I will give you these for helping me!" She gives you two things she calls Mental Herbs, as well as an ascot made of leaves - very, very sturdy leaves. It feels like silken steel. She also hands you some strange, glowing green rods.

Eliza:
its uranium

Nick:
"Are these safe?"

Nick:
Nick inspects the rod

Holy Woman:
"Thesh are flaresh! I will be in the area for shome time...if you need my help, shend one up, and I will be there as quickly ash I can!" She casts her gaze downward, "Oh, and...if you shee a figure in a shkull mashk, shend for me immediately! They are dangeroush, very much sho! They wander here, defiling the woodsh!"

Shaman:
that's me

Nick:
Team skull

Nick:
but why tho
Warlord:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oN1w76NBwtQ

Holy Woman:
"They are very, very shtrong...and ruthlessh! Do not confront them without calling for me!"

Ivan:
Actually being rewarded for doing good deeds? What heresy was this? Maybe he should do this more often. He was pretty happy with himself even if he didn't know what half of what this junk was. "Alright, got it. We'll be in contact, Valdish." He wasn't entirely sure if that was her actual name or she was just slurring it with her verbal tic. He holds up the necklace of super sturdy leaves. "Where did this come from...?"

Nick:
"...and where did she go?" Nick looks around for Eliza.

Nick:
"Hey, Ms. Eliza, where'd you get off to?!"

Ivan:
Ivan shrugs. "She sent out her Pokemon down here. You really think she could make the climb down?"
Ivan: (( the ground shifted up or whatever, we should be on the same level as her now ))

Eliza:
"I'm up here still! Do I get anything for helping?!" She calls below, but from what you can kinda hear... she sounds distracted.

Eliza:
"Oh! I haven't seen this before either!"

Holy Woman:
"It wash made by one of the clergy! Give it to a Grassh-type Pokemon! It will reveal itsh shtrengths then!" A warm wind blows through the night, erasing some of the chill, "Ah, but...Virizion callsh for me now...pleash, continue to sherve as you are! And do not heshitate to call on me!"

Nick:
"Yeah, seeya! Thanks for the tip, we'll keep an eye out for those guys..."

Holy Woman:
VIRIZION KNOWS, BITCH, YOU GET A MUSHROOM

Holy Woman:
GOOD LUCK IDENTIFYING IT

Eliza:
fug

Eliza:
Survival Mushroom Check: ( 17 )

Eliza:
Unknown

Holy Woman:
"Oh, and do feel free to shtay the night! Thish area is blesshed now... It will shtay shafe for shome time!"

Eliza:
hell no

Eliza:
i smell a non believer trap

Ivan:
Ivan is blatantly not intelligent enough to know certain mushrooms are valuable, though would be fairly likely to try to loot through this place after she left if Eliza thought it was a good idea. He waved Valdish off. "Stay safe."

Holy Woman:
She bows to both of you, then walks into the middle of the clearing, lowers her head, and chants. The tall grass grows even higher, and winds its way around her, forming a cocoon, before swallowing her into the ground, out of sight.
Tokens dropped onto map 'Waterfall Basin' by player Agi (Player)

shitpost:
;

Holy Woman:
leave, peter

Eliza:
leave ag

Eliza:
i

Eliza:
we know u would valdis

Eliza:
ur precious daughter

Ivan:
"...Can't believe we actually went through with that stuff. Hope what she said about this place being "safe" is true. We're gonna be so fucked if we get attacked overnight." He groaned and shook his head, in disbelief at all the silly shit that happened. "Can't believe I actually went through with that."

Nick:
"You did good. Jeez, you're a sturdy one."

Eliza:
"Oh, did she leave already? You guys are much nicer people than I thought."

Nick:
"How DID that squirrel manage to take you out?"
Thrice:
Pachirisu > Suicune
Thrice:
this is common knowledget

Eliza:
Eliza emerges from the thicket of newly grown woodlands.
Thrice:
pachirisu won worlds remember

Eliza:
it did

Ivan:
Ivan was more than happy to be open about his intentions to the others. "Yeah, I didn't think I was such a nice guy either. The -plan- was to meet the legendary Pokemon she was talking about so I could throw some balls at it."

Fifi:
dude

Fifi:
not so loud

Fifi:
the trees have ears

Ivan:
I am not yelling super loud lolol

Eliza:
"I'm almost 100% certain that I'm not welcome here in this haven of wooden lands."

Nick:
Nick raises an eyebrow. "Sheesh... seriously?"
Thrice:
Well where the fuck you gonna go
Thrice:
it's all woods now

Nick:
"That would've pissed her right off, I bet."

Eliza:
"I'm sure I'm the most tainted, though I feel kind of cheated for BTS assistance."

Ivan:
"And yeah, of course everybody saw that little rat take me out on TV. Nobody saw me take on some kind of evil watery Suicune."

Nick:
"Hey, I'll vouch for you."

Nick:
"Though, to be fair."
Thrice:
that will make it less believable

Nick:
"She was the one who ended up taking that last hit."

Eliza:
"Just fuck up the people who think lowly of you, yeah? They'll be prone to believe that big ole hunk guy is weak?"

Eliza:
"You'll get to cash that last laugh in with interest when you really show them that you can beat their shit."

Ivan:
"At least somebody saw it, heh..." He chuckled. "I dunno. Catching Virizion was the original plan. By the time we were through with all of that, if Virizion had actually shown up I probably wouldn't have done anything."

Ivan:
"Oh yeah if anybody brings it up, they're gonna wish they hadn't."

Eliza:
"It was a good idea, those kind of thoughts might be ambitious enough when we might discover maybe a Legendary Delta?"

Eliza:
She looks at the two guys and points down at her feet, as if it's routine by now.

Nick:
I don't understand what u want of us

Nick:
do you want me to lick your boots

Nick:
bc I won't

Eliza:
obvs

Fifi:
she's saying you're all going to hell

Eliza:
"C'mere, you guys can't travel if you're half dead."

Fifi:
she's right

Nick:
"I can't believe I actually had to throw a punch."

Fifi:
you throw like a girl

Nick:
I do.

Fifi:
you take hits WORSE than a girl

Eliza:
First Aid Expertise, Ivan & Nick

Fifi:
every girl in this campaign so far except the glasses bitch could kick ur ass

Eliza:
i cant

Fifi:
maybe her if she had a big enough stick

Eliza:
4

Eliza:
no crit

Eliza:
no dice

Nick:
what about all the kids

Ivan:
Ivan held onto his injury. "...Yeah. That'd be nice right about now." He went on over to her.

Fifi:
kelli's sister probably could let's not kid ourselves

Fifi:
And so, you rest up and stay the night here?

Nick:
yeah.

Nick:
make Eliza take watch she ain't hurt
Warlord:
are we killed by Foonguss?

Eliza:
Eliza sets down her medbag and flips it into the air, releasing very specific boxes out into her hands, "You know the drill, grit your teeth on three."

Nick:
I'm FAIRLY convinced that there won't be an encounter

Nick:
but it'd be better to be safe
Thrice:
remember ,watches are 4 hours each
Thrice:
so you need to switch out at some point
Ivan: (( pokemon still can't take watches even at night? ))
Thrice:
also she probably needs to sleep some too.
Thrice:
pokemon can guard at night, they just can't navigate

Eliza:
"1...2..." She doesn't say three and jabs a syringe right into the spine, the prick feels a bit uncomfortable but the treatment makes you feel immediately better.

Nick:
Do we have to navigate at night
Thrice:
no
Thrice:
well
Thrice:
usually no

Nick:
: |
Ivan: (( so that list of rewards is the amount stated for each of us or to split among the lot of us ))
Thrice:
if you're on a ship ro something, then yes

Nick:
we are not on a ship and never will be again

Nick:
all GMs have learned by now

Eliza:
"You guys will have to rest too, so I will take the night watch."
Thrice:
ahahahaha....
Eliza: (( Eliza doesn't get anything ))

Nick:
NEVER AGAIN

Eliza:
Eliza pats Ivan on the shoulder, signalling that she's finished. She eyes Nick next.

Nick:
"Oh no."

Nick:
"You're SURE you don't have a pill for this?"

Nick:
"I can do pills."

Eliza:
"Oh, don't 'oh no' me."

Nick:
"Second opinion: DO?"

Eliza:
"Believe it or not I haven't had the time to sit down and make pills. I've always found the direct solutions to be the most efficient."

Eliza:
"Straight into the bloodstream, quickest way for your body to take it in."

Nick:
"I'm sure I can just... roll around in the grass, or something. It's holy grass, I think, won't that do the trick?"

Ivan:
"C'mon, Nixon. Be a man. This is the best you're gonna get out in the field."

Nick:
"Ergh..."

Eliza:
"I mean, take your pick. Religion versus science. Not like I haven't heard that before."

Nick:
"Faith made a pretty strong case for itself today, didn't it?"

Nick:
But yeah Nick braces himself

Eliza:
"I take it she didn't leave anything for me. What a... less than ideal citizen of nature." She pulls on a new pair of gloves and readies her cane.

Eliza:
"Pick a letter of the alphabet."

Nick:
"Hey, she seemed alright!"

Nick:
"Eh?" This, of course, sounds like "A"

Eliza:
"A." She immediately smashes the rubber end of the cane like Marth's Fsmash right into Nick's shoulder.

Nick:
"GRHNGHK"

Eliza:
She squints and pops a single pill into Nick's open jaw, and clamps it shut by uppercutting the cane after the swing.

Fifi:
you know i think doctors maybe aren't supposed to hurt people

Fifi:
something about hippos

Nick:
"GAH! A BIT OF WARNI-" pill popped

Eliza:
The pill dissolves into it's basic elements and is absorbed through the saliva. The surge of pain didn't feel too harsh but the feeling he feels is similar to cracking knuckles.

Fifi:
those elements: fire, also poison

Eliza:
Sensationally throughout his body.

Nick:
MAYBE A BIT OF FAIRY?

Nick:
I COULD GO FOR SOME FAIRY RN

Eliza:
"And done. You're fine Nixon."

Ivan:
Ivan was struggling to hold back laughter at this. He needed something like this after what had just happened. "See? That wasn't bad at all!"

Eliza:
Heal up to 3 injuries, and all HP

Nick:
"Grhnngh..." Nick just collapses onto the grass

Nick:
the grass is nice

Nick:
the grass will not betray him
Thrice:
you bet it is

Eliza:
tell that to carivine

Eliza:
carnivine?

Eliza:
idk

Eliza:
"Don't worry, I won't steal your rewards, but what'd she give you? Opium?"

Nick:
I WISH
Thrice:
>opium

Eliza:
She sets the boxes down to form a bench for her to sit on, crossing her leg one over the other.
Thrice:
do u rly wanna attract the people partial to opium
Thrice:
u do not'n't
Thrice:
Sleeping here in the warm, soothing winds relaxes the soul, and you wake up the next day feeling more refreshed than you've ever been. Everything smells faintly of flowers like lavender, jasmine, and lilac- including all of you. But a strange energy resonates in your skin, tingling across your body. You don't think it will last too long - the day, maybe, but something tells you that, if you need its aid, today, you will get it. The tingling feeling is much stronger when you stand in the tall grass or wander through the bushes, but it's present even on the light trails you made on your way through the forest last night.

Eliza:
"I'd rate that experience better than I thought."

Nick:
aaand now we're all wood type.

Ivan:
Ivan felt kind of bad about what he'd planned to do previously, but he'd still wanted to rant about it to somebody. Having pretended that long made him a bit sick. "Yeah, definitely. How has this place not attracted any other Pokemon yet?"

Eliza:
"Perhaps the same reason our Ghosts didn't exactly feel safe in the area? I'd imagine the soothing graces will attract something soon."

Eliza:
Eliza concentrates and regains 1 AP.

Nick:
"Mrgh... hope it's something nice."
Fifi: (( Pokemon get to heal and I get to sleep ))
Eliza: (( death ))

Ivan:
Ivan released Enya into the serene flower field briefly just out of curiosity to see how she would react/the area would react to her.
Thrice:
The area here has more than enough assorted nuts and berries to last you for breakfast, and if you pack hte extras, the rest of the day too.

Fifi:
this is good.

Polpo:
Polpo is healed and gains 21 hit points.
Thrice:
The ghost doesn't seem to mind the area now that all the flashing lights are gone

Fifi:
So uh

Eliza:
"I'll snag some for the road. I guess I'll check to see if there's anything rare looking as well."

Fifi:
When she put the tags down, did they flash with a similar light?
Thrice:
Yes

Eliza:
Survival for dank plants: ( 16 )
Thrice:
The last one was the brightest of all, as said
Thrice:
And left the whole area tinted green for a while
Warlord:
"Breakfast" means full rations for the day?
Thrice:
If you pack up the extras, yeah

Eliza:
"Huh, I didn't test how Passe would react to the soil here. Letsee..."
Thrice:
They're just sweet-tasting, filling berries and nuts. Nothing special, mechanically, about them, but they'[d probably make really good treats if you had the culinary skill.

Eliza:
(smirk)

Fifi:
Sal does not get to come with us.

Eliza:
I'm a chef now

Fifi:
wait are u

Eliza:
no

Eliza:
lol
Warlord:
splurge out the exp

Fifi:
pls

Passefaro:
gib me all the xp
Thrice:
Your goat is quite fond of the area indeed, frolicking about happily in the once-basin. The grass continues to sway in the ever-present, effervescent breeze.

Passefaro:
dank

Nick:
Gonna take care of the morning's training so I don't have to next session
Warlord:
yeah good idea.

Fifi:
Fifi's Defense rose!

Tidus:
Tidus's HP rose!

Eliza:
Eliza will also to the same but also take a picture of the area, as well as the training session for a photobook in the future.

Penny:
Penny's Attack rose!
Thrice:
30 for everything that particpated, 20 to be divided among those that didn't

Dwight:
fuck me I don't get a level

Dwight:
I will take it

Passefaro:
Passefaro gained 30 experience! (261) Level up! Gained 1 levels. Level 16
Thrice:
5 TExp

Passefaro:
u fucker

Fifi:
Fifi's Defense rose!

Nick:
(sinister)

Passefaro:
nick is now broken

Nick:
ye p much

Passefaro:
Passefaro gained 17 experience! (278) Level 16

Dwight:
Can I give experience to my Totodile

Shaman:
Shaman gained 18 experience! (308) Level 17

Benzene:
Benzene gained 16 experience! (167) Level up! Gained 1 levels. Level 13

Mari:
Mari gained 16 experience! (167) Level up! Gained 1 levels. Level 13

Polpo:
You destinted him to die with the nickname you gave him.

Polpo:
He is probably being dissected.

Mari:
RIP

Dwight:
Dwight's Attack rose!

Shaman:
Shaman gained 12 experience! (320) Level up! Gained 1 levels. Level 18

Polpo:
Polpo's SpAttack rose!

Benzene:
Benzene gained 8 experience! (175) Level 13
Thrice:
Sure you can give Exp to totes

Irwin:
Hooray!

Irwin:
Oh nice I'm level 10
Thrice:
Irwin/Mantine 0/100 matchup

Galf:
Galf's Speed rose!

Irwin:
I'd believe it

Mari:
but rly tho

Mari:
whatd you guys get from daughter
Irwin:
2 Mental Herbs
Irwin:
A grasscot
Irwin:
a few flares

Mari:
noice

Enya:
Enya's SpDefense rose!

Mari:
im surprised Eliza didn't get shit on with bad sleep

Galf:
16 ???

Galf:
He is 16

Dwight:
I need my L14 move here

Mari:
did you know

Fifi:
Oh shit I get access to Pursuit

Mari:
that I learn a move at 13/14/15

Fifi:
do I want Pursuit?

Mari:
i learn drugs at each of those levels

Mari:
poison powder / stun spore / sleep powder

Galf:
We somehow don't have a dark move AFAIK

Galf:
so yes

Mari:
knock off doesn't count?

Mari:
two of us have it

Fifi:
Move: Pursuit Type: Dark Frequency: At-Will AC: 2 Damage Base 4: 1d8+6 / 11 Class: Physical Range: Melee, 1 Target Effect: If the foe is fleeing or being switched out, Pursuit may be used as an Interrupt, targeting the triggering foe. When used as an Interrupt, Pursuit grants the user a +5 bonus to all Movement Speeds, and has a Damage Base of 8 (2d8+10 / 19). Contest Type: Smart Contest Effect: Good Show!

Galf:
okay fine we have that

Fifi:
HMMMM

Mari:
that sucks

Mari:
pursuit blows ass

Fifi:
It probably doesn't.

Galf:
if the foe is spamming teleport like a bitch, pursuit has a damage base of 8.

Mari:
Yunao didn't have a good time using it

Fifi:
excuse me does that count

Fifi:
@Thrice

Mari:
no

Mari:
olol

Benzene:
right I don't have a movelist

Passefaro:
i also learn a move at 16

Fifi:
I'll go ahead and get rid of Growl for Pursuit

Passefaro:
isn't listed so uh
Thrice:
@Houndour: Headbutt; @Duskull: Rock Polish
Thrice:
@Skiddo: Rototiller

Passefaro:
the fuck is that
Thrice:
Pursuit will be changed here

Galf:
agility

Passefaro:
oh

Passefaro:
thonkinus
Thrice:
no
Thrice:
Rototiller boosts the Attack and Special Attack of all grass types

Passefaro:
burst 2 scene

Passefaro:
oh

Passefaro:
just kidding

Passefaro:
wait it is burst 2

Nick:
Battle Conductor Prerequisites: Leadership, Expert Command Special – Free Action Trigger: You give 0 with a Frequency of At-Will that have targets Effect: You may target up to two additional Allies with the 0. If you have 5 or more Commander Features, you may use this Feature with any 0. This Feature may be used At-Will for Orders with an At-Will Frequency, but only once per Scene per Order for Orders with any other Frequency. Note: This may be used with 0 that have AP costs, but the AP Cost must be paid separately for each target if so.

Nick:
ahahhahahaahahaaahaha

Passefaro:
too bad I can't use it on my other grass types

Passefaro:
since they can't be out

Passefaro:
g g

Passefaro:
nick gonna prove he aint a shitter no mo

Passefaro:
Passefaro used a random move! Passefaro used Rototiller!

Passefaro:
wow

Nick:
oh

Nick:
Guess u need it

Nick:
Nick used a random move! Nick used Night Daze!

Shaman:
Shaman used a random move! Shaman used Luster Purge!

Shaman:
nut

Enya:
Enya's SpDefense rose!

Eliza:
whats peeps levels

Eliza:
my highest is 18

Fifi:
same

Fifi:
18/16/16/14 on my delts
Warlord:
17 16 16 and I only have three Mons.
Warlord:
lolol

Eliza:
18/16/13/13

Fifi:
three

Fifi:
?
Warlord:
Literally never used graveler

Fifi:
but foraging tho

Fifi:
get the log

Shaman:
did you know that I don't get to learn a move for 7 levels
Warlord:
He didn't say trainer exp

Fifi:
he did

Fifi:
5

Fifi:
Nick gets a level

Shaman:
15-22 gap

Shaman:
fuck this

Fifi:
you two are stuck at 6/9

Fifi:
equally good really

Shaman:
correct

Shaman:
it might be time to go into type ace
Warlord:
The fuck do we have to do to get meme bonus trainer exp point

Shaman:
do something cool as fuck
Warlord:
IIRC his bonus point was a pity point
Thrice:
it was a pity point for rolling with the punches and RPing his failures well