My fellow trolls, Nazi’s, and people who just plain lack moral; tomorrow a great shitstorm shall take place, one that few shall ever rival in our time. Tomorrow, as you faggots all know, is Valentine’s Day; however, we shall change that. We will destroy all in the flames of lulz, woman and children will weep, fathers and brothers will stand hopelessly by as the Lolocaust destroys everything they hold dear. Nothing is safe tomorrow: religion, sexuality, political beliefs, race, sex, and such things are all targets worthy of destruction, and destruction they shall receive. Now, run along, prepare for battle; for tomorrow, the 4th Reich shall rise.

Signed, The Fuhrer
2/13/12