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- Gentlemen, we are in danger.
- There is a storm coming.
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- My men are terrified. We must leave.
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- That tomb is here somewhere.
- I can feel it.
- 4
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- - Please, Robert, it's been two months!
- - Archie, I'm not stopping!
- 5
- 00:01:24,520 --> 00:01:25,740
- Dad!
- 6
- 00:01:25,840 --> 00:01:27,740
- What's going on with this wind, Pop?
- 7
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- C.J, go wait in the truck.
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- 00:01:29,240 --> 00:01:31,820
- - I don't want to just wait in the truck.
- - I said go! Windows up!
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- Robert!
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- - Mr. Fredericks!
- - What?
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- 00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:04,245
- Help!
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- Help!
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- 00:02:39,480 --> 00:02:42,020
- C.J? Are you all right?
- 14
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- - Yeah, I'm fine!
- - I'm coming down!
- 15
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- Yes!
- 16
- 00:02:51,240 --> 00:02:54,020
- I looked for the tomb of Ahkmenrah
- for 20 years, and what do you do?
- 17
- 00:02:54,120 --> 00:02:56,129
- You fall right into it!
- 18
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- Amir, start loading the trucks.
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- Mr. Fredericks...
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- there is no time.
- 21
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- The storm is almost upon us.
- 22
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- Then you'd better hurry.
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- Come on. Everybody works.
- 24
- 00:03:14,680 --> 00:03:16,848
- Hey! What's the matter with you?
- 25
- 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:20,860
- He said, "We must leave
- this place immediately.
- 26
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- "If anyone disturbs this tomb...
- 27
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- "the end will come."
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- "The end will come."
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- We load the trucks.
- 30
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- I can't help feeling we're making
- a terrible mistake!
- 31
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- We're not making a mistake,
- we're making history!
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- Don't worry!
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- C.J! Let's go!
- 34
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- "The end will come."
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- Welcome, everyone,
- to the Grand Reopening...
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- of the newly renovated
- Hayden Planetarium...
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- here at the Museum of Natural History.
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- New York's glitterati
- have all turned out...
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- for what has promised to be
- a memorable evening...
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- filled with the dazzling
- special effects...
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- and technical wizardry we've all come
- to admire from this museum...
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- and its renowned Night Program.
- 43
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- Tonight gonna be fun-fun!
- 44
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- Here come Dum Dum!
- 45
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- Hey, how we doing, Sac?
- 46
- 00:04:58,200 --> 00:04:59,860
- Rexy is waxed and buffed.
- 47
- 00:04:59,960 --> 00:05:01,940
- Teddy is grooming his moustache.
- 48
- 00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:05,300
- Oh, and I reviewed fire safety procedures
- with the primordial men.
- 49
- 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:06,980
- By the way, have you seen them lately?
- 50
- 00:05:07,080 --> 00:05:09,460
- - The museum has added a new one.
- - What? No.
- 51
- 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:11,780
- Oh, and make sure the
- centurions stretch, all right?
- 52
- 00:05:11,880 --> 00:05:13,140
- They really went for it
- in the dress rehearsal...
- 53
- 00:05:13,240 --> 00:05:15,300
- and they're just not used to
- those kinds of dance moves.
- 54
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- Okay, everybody. Everybody, listen up.
- I don't want to make anybody nervous...
- 55
- 00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:22,940
- but the mayor and the governor
- are both out there.
- 56
- 00:05:23,040 --> 00:05:25,820
- And, I'm not 100 percent sure,
- but I think Regis Philbin, too.
- 57
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- - Reeju Philbo?
- - Yeah, Reeju Philbo.
- 58
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- Okay, Rexy, do me a favor.
- 59
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- Watch the tail, okay?
- There's gonna be open flame.
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- Oh, Dexter...
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- how you doing, my man?
- 62
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- All limbered up?
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- 00:05:37,440 --> 00:05:38,660
- Looking good. I like the tie.
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- Got kind of a Chippendales
- thing going on.
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- All chalked up, ready to go?
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- Good. Okay, everybody relax
- and have fun, okay?
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- Larry.
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- You better come see this.
- 69
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- - Have you ever seen it like this before?
- - Never.
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- This corrosion has never
- happened before.
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- It's always been exactly the same.
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- I wonder what's up with it.
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- I have no idea.
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- And to be honest...
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- my father knew the secrets of
- the tablet better than I did.
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- 00:06:06,880 --> 00:06:09,242
- Unfortunately,
- he swore he'd never reveal them.
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- He never did.
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- You okay?
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- Yes.
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- Yes, I'm fine.
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- Just take it easy
- out there tonight, all right?
- 82
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- You got 15 minutes till showtime.
- 83
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- We're gonna figure this out tomorrow.
- 84
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- All right.
- 85
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- Look at that! Doggone it!
- 86
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- Did you see that?
- They're trying to catch the light.
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- I know. But you can't do it, boys!
- You can't catch light!
- 88
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- It's as elusive as human happiness!
- 89
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- I should like to comment.
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- - Summon the apparatus.
- - Yeah.
- 91
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- Summon the apparatus!
- 92
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- What are you gonna say?
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- L...
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- O...
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- L.
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- "Laugh out loud."
- Yeah, that's what I did.
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- Now, post these adorable kittens
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- with my edict of approval to Facebook.
- 99
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- Give a big Texas "hell yeah"
- from old Jedediah...
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- because I loved it too!
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- Just send a smiley face.
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- Yeah, but with a wink!
- 103
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- A smiley face and a wink!
- 104
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- - Guys, what are you doing?
- - We're just watching kittens.
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- You're on in five minutes.
- You got to focus, here.
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- I told you we don't have time for this!
- 107
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- You gave it a Texas "hell yeah!"
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- - Hey, Teddy, ready to roll?
- - Indeed, Lawrence.
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- - Great.
- - Battle of San Juan Hill cool as a cucumber.
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- Right now, butterflies like you
- wouldn't believe.
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- You're gonna be great.
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- - Lawrence?
- - Yeah.
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- Have you seen the Neanderthals lately?
- 114
- 00:07:52,280 --> 00:07:53,940
- No. Why does everybody
- keep talking about this?
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- You may want to give it a look!
- 116
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- Hey, guys, what's going on?
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- Okay.
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- All right, very funny. That's hilarious.
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- You don't have to come down.
- It's okay, really.
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- Hi, how are you? I'm Larry.
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- I'm Laaa...
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- You're "Laaa"?
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- Laaa.
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- 00:08:29,440 --> 00:08:31,220
- Laaa. Okay, nice to meet you, Laaa.
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- Welcome aboard, and...
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- 00:08:35,440 --> 00:08:36,820
- Yes, we look similar.
- 127
- 00:08:36,920 --> 00:08:40,180
- Yeah, we look like each other, I know.
- It's a joke that somebody played.
- 128
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- Dr. McPhee had you made to look like me.
- 129
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- It's just a...
- 130
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- Stop it. Stop, okay?
- 131
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- - Dada?
- - What?
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- Dada.
- 133
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- No, not your Dada.
- 134
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- Yeah, Dada.
- 135
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- - No. Stop.
- - Dada.
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- - Dada!
- - Dada!
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- No, I'm not his... I'm not your Dada.
- 138
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- Dum Dum got a new son-son!
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- 00:09:05,400 --> 00:09:07,043
- No, he doesn't.
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- Dada!
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- Dada!
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- DR. McPHEE:
- A toast to our new chairwoman.
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- Cheers, everyone. Cheers.
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- Cue the music.
- 145
- 00:09:16,960 --> 00:09:21,051
- And Teddy in three, two...
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- Since 1869, when I was
- a mere boy of 11...
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- this museum has been a
- shining beacon to our great city.
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- Tonight we'll expand
- our horizons even further...
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- to the Sun, the Moon, and the stars.
- 150
- 00:09:48,160 --> 00:09:51,340
- From our very beginning mankind
- has looked to the heavens
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- and given names to what he saw.
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- The constellations.
- 153
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- I thought you might like to meet them.
- 154
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- Cue the constellations.
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- Orion, the hunter!
- 156
- 00:10:29,720 --> 00:10:31,126
- What?
- 157
- 00:10:33,920 --> 00:10:35,460
- All planned. All planned.
- 158
- 00:10:35,560 --> 00:10:38,445
- I knew that was gonna happen. So, yeah.
- 159
- 00:10:44,640 --> 00:10:47,660
- Good. Going great, guys. Going great.
- 160
- 00:10:47,760 --> 00:10:49,460
- Let's drop the silks.
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- 00:10:49,560 --> 00:10:51,524
- And go with the monkey.
- 162
- 00:10:54,480 --> 00:10:55,886
- What?
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- 00:11:08,320 --> 00:11:09,521
- Come on.
- 164
- 00:11:20,520 --> 00:11:22,961
- That's what I do.
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- 00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:24,540
- Thank you for your patronage...
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- 00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:27,340
- and for your unwavering support
- of this fine institution.
- 167
- 00:11:27,440 --> 00:11:30,723
- This newly renovated planetarium
- will serve as a lens...
- 168
- 00:11:39,440 --> 00:11:42,180
- "Once more unto the breach,
- dear friends!"
- 169
- 00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:44,005
- What?
- 170
- 00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:50,380
- Charge!
- 171
- 00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:54,180
- Rough Riders!
- 172
- 00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:56,580
- - It's okay! Just hang on!
- - Is this part of it?
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- 00:11:56,680 --> 00:11:59,300
- Sorry folks, a little technical issue.
- What are you doing?
- 174
- 00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:02,140
- Stick to the script. Stick to the script!
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- 00:12:02,240 --> 00:12:04,363
- - It's me!
- - I don't know you.
- 176
- 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:18,060
- Pull!
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- 00:12:18,160 --> 00:12:20,820
- I don't know what's come
- over me, but I like it!
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- 00:12:20,920 --> 00:12:21,900
- Drop 'em!
- 179
- 00:12:25,680 --> 00:12:27,580
- Yeah! Yeah!
- 180
- 00:12:32,160 --> 00:12:33,725
- What's going on?
- 181
- 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:44,565
- Do something!
- 182
- 00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:53,220
- What are you doing?
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- 00:13:05,360 --> 00:13:06,641
- Orion, don't!
- 184
- 00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:14,601
- Rexy!
- 185
- 00:13:24,120 --> 00:13:25,765
- Guys, what was going on out there?
- 186
- 00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:29,620
- Seriously, what were you thinking?
- 187
- 00:13:29,720 --> 00:13:32,140
- Laaa, I got this, all right?
- 188
- 00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:34,363
- Just... Go over there.
- 189
- 00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:37,060
- No, go over there.
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- 00:13:37,160 --> 00:13:38,361
- Go.
- 191
- 00:13:40,560 --> 00:13:41,807
- Attila...
- 192
- 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:44,060
- what were you doing
- to that dolphin, man?
- 193
- 00:13:44,160 --> 00:13:45,180
- It's a dolphin!
- 194
- 00:13:45,280 --> 00:13:47,060
- It's one of the most
- peaceful creatures on earth...
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- 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:50,967
- and you're hacking into it like
- it was The Cove or something.
- 196
- 00:13:51,240 --> 00:13:53,100
- Did you see the look
- on Regis Philbin's face?
- 197
- 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:54,140
- Reeju?
- 198
- 00:13:54,240 --> 00:13:55,660
- Yeah, Reeju.
- 199
- 00:13:55,760 --> 00:13:58,060
- Teddy, what were you doing
- pointing a gun at me?
- 200
- 00:13:58,160 --> 00:14:00,420
- Forgive me, Lawrence.
- I don't know what came over me.
- 201
- 00:14:00,520 --> 00:14:02,131
- Do you even remember that?
- 202
- 00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:03,340
- Not at all.
- 203
- 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:07,340
- Laaa, shut that down!
- It's a defibrillator.
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- 00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:09,051
- Put it down. It's dangerous!
- 205
- 00:14:09,280 --> 00:14:11,820
- Laaa, that's electricity.
- Those aren't headphones.
- 206
- 00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:13,645
- Stop it!
- 207
- 00:14:14,080 --> 00:14:16,740
- Oh! Hey! Whoa! Dexter!
- 208
- 00:14:16,840 --> 00:14:17,980
- What are you doing?
- 209
- 00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:20,660
- Honestly, if you're gonna
- act like a baby,
- 210
- 00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:21,900
- then I'll get you some diapers.
- 211
- 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:23,326
- You want diapers again?
- 212
- 00:14:24,680 --> 00:14:28,180
- Ease up on the reins there, hoss.
- Can't you see? He feels terrible!
- 213
- 00:14:28,280 --> 00:14:29,820
- Hell, we all do!
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- 00:14:29,920 --> 00:14:31,460
- I don't know what's going on
- with everybody here...
- 215
- 00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:34,020
- but tonight was really weird.
- Really weird.
- 216
- 00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:35,401
- We feel awful.
- 217
- 00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:38,020
- Something took hold of us
- like an evil spell!
- 218
- 00:14:38,120 --> 00:14:40,482
- Yeah, like we just weren't ourselves.
- 219
- 00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:49,300
- - Hello?
- - Larry.
- 220
- 00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:50,820
- Hey, Dr. McPhee.
- 221
- 00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:52,270
- Yeah, hi. How's it going?
- 222
- 00:14:52,370 --> 00:14:53,500
- Okay.
- 223
- 00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:56,620
- Good, good, good, good, good, good.
- 224
- 00:14:56,720 --> 00:15:02,689
- You know that sound of when
- you're hiding in a trash bin...
- 225
- 00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:07,140
- fearing for your life because a Tyrannosaurus
- rex is using it as a Hacky Sack?
- 226
- 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,500
- No. I don't know that sound.
- 227
- 00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:12,724
- You don't know that sound?
- Oh, hold on one second.
- 228
- 00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:16,940
- That's the sound! That's the sound!
- It will haunt my dreams!
- 229
- 00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:19,380
- I'm sorry. Look, really, I'm sorry.
- 230
- 00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:21,820
- I swear to you, I had no idea
- this was going to happen.
- 231
- 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:23,820
- "I had no idea it was gonna happen.
- 232
- 00:15:23,920 --> 00:15:25,820
- "I'm only in charge of
- all the special effects."
- 233
- 00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:28,780
- It was your fault!
- They were your special effects!
- 234
- 00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:30,900
- - No, I know.
- - That's a joke.
- 235
- 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,900
- "Special effects"? More like "special...
- 236
- 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,824
- "defects!"
- 237
- 00:15:35,924 --> 00:15:37,860
- Look, I promise you,
- I'm gonna find out what happened.
- 238
- 00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:41,980
- - Or they were "special rejects!"
- - I'm sorry, Dr. McPhee. I gotta go.
- 239
- 00:15:49,110 --> 00:15:53,665
- Hey! Nicky! Nicky! Stop hopping!
- 240
- 00:15:56,540 --> 00:15:58,900
- - Dad, what are you doing?
- - What are you doing?
- 241
- 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,580
- It's 3:00 AM.
- 242
- 00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:02,180
- All right, party's over!
- 243
- 00:16:02,280 --> 00:16:03,925
- - Hey.
- - Hey.
- 244
- 00:16:04,320 --> 00:16:05,420
- Who are you?
- 245
- 00:16:05,520 --> 00:16:06,780
- - I'm Sophie.
- - Sophie?
- 246
- 00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:07,900
- Bye Bye Birdie?
- 247
- 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,340
- - Right.
- - It was good.
- 248
- 00:16:09,440 --> 00:16:10,500
- - Thanks.
- - Yeah.
- 249
- 00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:11,700
- See you tomorrow night?
- 250
- 00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:12,940
- - Probably not.
- - Probably.
- 251
- 00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:14,287
- Definitely not.
- 252
- 00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:16,730
- Bye.
- 253
- 00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:18,540
- You're in so much trouble.
- 254
- 00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:20,444
- I know.
- 255
- 00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:25,060
- I didn't really know
- you were coming home early.
- 256
- 00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:26,380
- Yeah, that's pretty obvious.
- 257
- 00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:27,841
- I mean...
- 258
- 00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:29,860
- what makes you think this is okay?
- 259
- 00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:32,340
- When I'm not at Mom's
- you leave me alone, like, every night.
- 260
- 00:16:32,440 --> 00:16:34,220
- Look, you can't be doing this right now.
- 261
- 00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:37,980
- You got finals, your NYU application
- is due in what, two weeks?
- 262
- 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:39,441
- I'm not gonna get into NYU.
- 263
- 00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:40,940
- - You don't know that.
- - No, I do.
- 264
- 00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:42,220
- You don't know that.
- 265
- 00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:45,205
- I do very much know that,
- in the sense that I don't intend to apply.
- 266
- 00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:47,300
- What?
- 267
- 00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:49,820
- I don't think that it's the place
- for me right now, Dad.
- 268
- 00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:52,460
- Okay. All right, fine.
- You want to spread your wings a little...
- 269
- 00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:54,740
- get out of the city,
- go to school somewhere else.
- 270
- 00:16:54,840 --> 00:16:57,140
- I totally support that.
- All you had to do was tell me.
- 271
- 00:16:57,240 --> 00:16:58,300
- Where do you want to go?
- 272
- 00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:01,300
- - What's the list?
- - It's a short list.
- 273
- 00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:02,500
- Great. I like it. Focus.
- 274
- 00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:05,620
- I'mma hit you with a super short list,
- man, because it's...
- 275
- 00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:07,285
- There's nothing on it.
- 276
- 00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:10,700
- There's...
- 277
- 00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:12,820
- I'm confused,
- because there's not a list...
- 278
- 00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:14,121
- Dad?
- 279
- 00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:17,100
- I want to take a year off.
- 280
- 00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:19,020
- I would like to do exactly
- what you just said.
- 281
- 00:17:19,120 --> 00:17:20,740
- I want to spread my wings.
- 282
- 00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:22,140
- You want to spread your wings,
- that's great.
- 283
- 00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:23,700
- But you can't spread your wings
- and fly to nowhere.
- 284
- 00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:25,650
- - Plans change.
- - No, they don't.
- 285
- 00:17:25,840 --> 00:17:27,300
- No, they don't. Plans don't change.
- 286
- 00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:28,620
- We had a plan, it changed.
- 287
- 00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:30,100
- - It's disorienting at first.
- - No.
- 288
- 00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:31,380
- You can't change the plan...
- 289
- 00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:33,420
- unless you check with the people
- who are financing the plan...
- 290
- 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:37,165
- which is, last time I checked,
- your mother and I. Okay?
- 291
- 00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:40,300
- Dad, we could sit here and just have
- this conversation about plans...
- 292
- 00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:41,860
- but for now, let's call it a night.
- 293
- 00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:43,460
- Let's not even clean up, right?
- 294
- 00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:44,700
- Let's come back tomorrow.
- 295
- 00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:47,540
- Let's reboot the whole energy,
- the whole tone of this puppy...
- 296
- 00:17:47,640 --> 00:17:48,620
- and we'll kill it, man.
- 297
- 00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:50,340
- Team Daley! Not tonight, tomorrow.
- 298
- 00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:51,500
- Hey, Team Daley?
- 299
- 00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:52,540
- - Yeah?
- - Stop talking.
- 300
- 00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:53,700
- Okay.
- 301
- 00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:55,140
- You're gonna clean up.
- I'm gonna go to bed.
- 302
- 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:57,920
- And then we're gonna finish
- this conversation tomorrow.
- 303
- 00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:14,060
- Yeah! Get some!
- 304
- 00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:15,361
- Get some!
- 305
- 00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:19,363
- That's it. Yeah.
- 306
- 00:18:19,880 --> 00:18:21,206
- Hi.
- 307
- 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:23,420
- I'm Larry Daley.
- I'm head of the Night Program.
- 308
- 00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:26,420
- I know who you are.
- You're the security guard.
- 309
- 00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:28,324
- Yeah, also head of the Night Program.
- 310
- 00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:29,940
- I'm doing some research...
- 311
- 00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:31,260
- and I was wondering
- if you could help me out.
- 312
- 00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:34,420
- Night guard doing research.
- 313
- 00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:36,210
- Ooh la-la!
- 314
- 00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:37,500
- Yeah.
- 315
- 00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:38,980
- I'm just looking for anything
- 316
- 00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:40,860
- that you might have on
- the tablet of Ahkmenrah.
- 317
- 00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:42,060
- Center aisle.
- 318
- 00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:44,460
- - Great.
- - Halfway down, stacks on your left.
- 319
- 00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:47,487
- Get it!
- 320
- 00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:04,060
- So...
- 321
- 00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:06,727
- what makes you so curious
- about the tablet?
- 322
- 00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:08,571
- Oh! Just...
- 323
- 00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:11,340
- Just a hobby, you know?
- Kind of an interest of mine.
- 324
- 00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:12,860
- I wish I could talk to these guys.
- 325
- 00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:14,460
- Well, you can't.
- 326
- 00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:15,540
- Yeah.
- 327
- 00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:16,980
- Because they're dead.
- 328
- 00:19:17,080 --> 00:19:18,100
- Right.
- 329
- 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:21,460
- But, look at that one.
- 330
- 00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:23,125
- Looks like a kid?
- 331
- 00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:32,605
- You didn't know him, did you?
- 332
- 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,060
- C.J Fredericks.
- 333
- 00:19:35,160 --> 00:19:36,771
- He worked here.
- 334
- 00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:39,700
- - He worked here?
- - Yeah, when he grew up.
- 335
- 00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:40,940
- - No.
- - Yeah.
- 336
- 00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:42,900
- He was a night guard.
- 337
- 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,531
- Same as you.
- 338
- 00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:47,528
- Wait a minute. C.J.
- 339
- 00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:50,129
- C.J Fredericks.
- 340
- 00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:51,700
- Cecil Fredericks?
- 341
- 00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:54,540
- Sexiest night guard we ever had.
- 342
- 00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:56,540
- Present company included.
- 343
- 00:19:56,640 --> 00:19:58,922
- Boy, could that man move.
- 344
- 00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:20,580
- Larry?
- 345
- 00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:21,881
- Hey, Cecil.
- 346
- 00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:23,740
- My God, it's been years!
- 347
- 00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:25,340
- You look like you're doing pretty good.
- 348
- 00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:27,420
- I've still got it, pal.
- 349
- 00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:28,780
- What are you doing here?
- 350
- 00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:31,420
- I need to talk to you about the tablet.
- 351
- 00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:33,529
- What the heck is Short Stack doing here?
- 352
- 00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:35,460
- Hey, Gus. You're looking well.
- 353
- 00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:36,807
- Reginald.
- 354
- 00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:39,180
- Are you here to frame us again?
- 355
- 00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:40,900
- Send us back to the slammer?
- 356
- 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,020
- I didn't frame you.
- You were actually stealing.
- 357
- 00:20:43,120 --> 00:20:44,980
- And I was the one
- that got you out of jail, so...
- 358
- 00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:47,140
- - Yeah.
- - We've got a nice life here.
- 359
- 00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:49,380
- The past is the past. We've moved on.
- 360
- 00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:50,700
- I don't think this guy's moved on.
- 361
- 00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:52,540
- Listen to him, monkey face.
- 362
- 00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:55,100
- We've put all that
- tablet stuff behind us, Larry.
- 363
- 00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:56,380
- It's old news.
- 364
- 00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:59,340
- Besides, we really never knew anything
- about that old tablet.
- 365
- 00:20:59,440 --> 00:21:00,780
- We just worked there.
- 366
- 00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:02,650
- Something's up with it.
- 367
- 00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:05,209
- I told you, I can't help you.
- 368
- 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:08,731
- Maybe this kid can.
- 369
- 00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:17,041
- Maybe we'd better talk alone.
- 370
- 00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:19,740
- Expedition like that is a
- pretty amazing thing...
- 371
- 00:21:19,840 --> 00:21:21,340
- for a 12-year-old boy.
- 372
- 00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:23,420
- I tried to move on...
- 373
- 00:21:23,520 --> 00:21:26,380
- but there was something
- about that tablet.
- 374
- 00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:30,207
- It's turning green,
- like some sort of corrosion.
- 375
- 00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:34,500
- And something's happening
- to Teddy and Dexter...
- 376
- 00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:35,700
- Jed and Octavius.
- 377
- 00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:37,460
- They're all acting weird.
- 378
- 00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:40,161
- It's like the green rust
- is affecting them.
- 379
- 00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:43,009
- "The end will come."
- 380
- 00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:46,241
- What?
- 381
- 00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:49,540
- The locals, they warned us.
- 382
- 00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:52,340
- They begged us to leave that tomb alone.
- 383
- 00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:55,723
- I thought it meant the end of the world.
- 384
- 00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:58,331
- But maybe it meant the end...
- 385
- 00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:00,860
- End of the magic?
- 386
- 00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:02,161
- We should have listened.
- 387
- 00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:04,380
- Should have listened.
- 388
- 00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:07,660
- Instead, we shipped Ahk
- and the tablet off to New York...
- 389
- 00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:09,660
- and his folks to England.
- 390
- 00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:11,060
- Wait. Wait.
- 391
- 00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:12,980
- Ahkmenrah's parents are in England?
- 392
- 00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:14,980
- It was a joint expedition.
- 393
- 00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:17,420
- Some of the artifacts stayed in Egypt.
- 394
- 00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:21,486
- The rest was divided up between
- New York and the British Museum.
- 395
- 00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:24,526
- Ahk said that his father
- knew the secrets of the tablet.
- 396
- 00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:27,450
- I think I have to go talk to him.
- 397
- 00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:29,140
- I need you to listen to me.
- 398
- 00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:32,380
- Our esteemed chairwoman
- asked for my resignation.
- 399
- 00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:35,820
- She said, since the Night Program
- was my brainchild...
- 400
- 00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:38,540
- that the buck starts and stops with me.
- 401
- 00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:40,808
- - I can fix it.
- - How?
- 402
- 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:44,204
- I need you to let me take the tablet
- and Ahkmenrah to London.
- 403
- 00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:48,140
- Sorry. I'm just processing that.
- 404
- 00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:52,020
- Input data analysis.
- 405
- 00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:53,620
- I've just told you I'm being fired,
- 406
- 00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:55,100
- and the first thing you ask...
- 407
- 00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:58,180
- is if I'd allow you to take
- some priceless artifacts...
- 408
- 00:22:58,280 --> 00:22:59,540
- away with you on holiday.
- 409
- 00:22:59,640 --> 00:23:01,940
- - Yes. Please.
- - No way, José.
- 410
- 00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:03,700
- I'm asking you to please
- go with me on this.
- 411
- 00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:05,860
- - Nah.
- - Please.
- 412
- 00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:07,940
- Can't do it, dude.
- 413
- 00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:09,241
- Bye.
- 414
- 00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:13,820
- - Are you gonna mug me?
- - What?
- 415
- 00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:15,420
- I don't know. Just be prepared.
- 416
- 00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:17,500
- - I need you to listen to me.
- - Oh.
- 417
- 00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:18,580
- - Okay?
- - Yep.
- 418
- 00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:20,380
- - You want to know the truth?
- - Go on.
- 419
- 00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:22,808
- Truth is, the tablet...
- 420
- 00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:25,363
- The tablet is actually magic.
- 421
- 00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:29,280
- Things really do come to life at night.
- 422
- 00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:31,700
- - It's special effects.
- - It's not special effects.
- 423
- 00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:32,820
- How could it be special effects?
- 424
- 00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:33,980
- How could it not be special effects?
- 425
- 00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:35,580
- - Because it isn't!
- - Of course it is!
- 426
- 00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:38,020
- - I'm telling you, this is what happens.
- - What?
- 427
- 00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:40,060
- Sun goes down...
- 428
- 00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:41,964
- the tablet starts to glow...
- 429
- 00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:45,569
- everything comes to life.
- 430
- 00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:48,700
- - Sure.
- - It's real.
- 431
- 00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:50,260
- "Tablet starts to glow."
- 432
- 00:23:50,360 --> 00:23:52,260
- Now I know you're mental.
- 433
- 00:23:52,360 --> 00:23:55,700
- Look, Leslie... Listen to me.
- I'm not gonna hurt you.
- 434
- 00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:57,809
- I know. Just...
- 435
- 00:23:58,360 --> 00:23:59,641
- What?
- 436
- 00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:04,100
- Listen, nobody cares about this place
- as much as we do, right?
- 437
- 00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:05,340
- Yeah.
- 438
- 00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:06,540
- If you don't help me...
- 439
- 00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:08,500
- everything that's special
- about it might stop...
- 440
- 00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:10,500
- and it may never come back.
- 441
- 00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:14,401
- I'm not asking you to understand,
- I'm just asking you to trust me.
- 442
- 00:24:20,360 --> 00:24:22,860
- I'd like to help you...
- 443
- 00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:25,606
- but I don't even work here anymore.
- 444
- 00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:30,125
- British Museum doesn't know that.
- 445
- 00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:33,326
- The mummy and the tablet, both.
- 446
- 00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:35,140
- Classic conservation job...
- 447
- 00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:36,940
- under authority of me, of course...
- 448
- 00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:40,060
- the director of this museum,
- which I still am.
- 449
- 00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:41,691
- Yep, okay.
- 450
- 00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:47,601
- You're in.
- 451
- 00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:14,980
- I really could have just stayed
- by myself in New York.
- 452
- 00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:17,460
- Yeah. No, that wasn't gonna happen.
- 453
- 00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:19,060
- - Beautiful?
- - Yeah.
- 454
- 00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:20,500
- The River Thames.
- 455
- 00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:23,406
- Isn't this cool, man,
- you and me in London?
- 456
- 00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:24,740
- - Huh?
- - Yeah.
- 457
- 00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:28,761
- Hey, I've been thinking
- about that, year off.
- 458
- 00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:31,081
- Yeah?
- 459
- 00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:32,760
- I think it could be cool.
- 460
- 00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:35,100
- - Yeah?
- - Yeah.
- 461
- 00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:36,731
- What are you thinking?
- 462
- 00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:39,260
- Yeah. Wow.
- 463
- 00:25:39,360 --> 00:25:41,900
- I think I want to DJ in Ibiza.
- 464
- 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,060
- In Ibiza?
- 465
- 00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:45,740
- Ibiza, it's a small island
- off the coast of Spain.
- 466
- 00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:47,660
- - Do you speak Spanish?
- - No.
- 467
- 00:25:47,760 --> 00:25:49,780
- But that's the beautiful thing.
- It's about the music.
- 468
- 00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:51,923
- It's not inhibited
- by the language barrier.
- 469
- 00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:53,820
- No, but you are.
- 470
- 00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:55,260
- - Do you speak in beats?
- - Why are you freaking out?
- 471
- 00:25:55,360 --> 00:25:56,900
- You just said this was
- a really cool idea.
- 472
- 00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:58,100
- I'm not freaking out.
- 473
- 00:25:58,200 --> 00:25:59,940
- I just want to understand
- what the plan is.
- 474
- 00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:01,820
- You didn't go to college.
- 475
- 00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:04,168
- Wait, now we're talking about
- not going to college at all?
- 476
- 00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:06,689
- - Maybe. I don't know.
- - Nicky.
- 477
- 00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:08,660
- Nicky. That's not...
- 478
- 00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:11,620
- Dad, you didn't go to college.
- You turned out fine.
- 479
- 00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:15,060
- I turned out okay after about
- 20 years in a lot of dead ends.
- 480
- 00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:16,780
- Whatever, man.
- 481
- 00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:18,980
- Don't worry about me. It's fine.
- 482
- 00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:20,620
- Hey, I'm always gonna worry about you.
- 483
- 00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:22,081
- - I'm your dad.
- - Thanks.
- 484
- 00:26:23,360 --> 00:26:24,780
- Sun is going down. We should get going.
- 485
- 00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:26,081
- All right.
- 486
- 00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:37,140
- Dad, what's the plan here, anyway?
- 487
- 00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:39,780
- When the tablet brings Ahkmenrah
- to life, he's gonna sneak us in.
- 488
- 00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:40,940
- - Now, get down.
- - What?
- 489
- 00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:44,050
- Just get down! Come on, man.
- Part of the adventure.
- 490
- 00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:55,420
- Hello. Welcome to the British Museum.
- 491
- 00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:56,580
- My name's Tilly.
- 492
- 00:26:56,680 --> 00:26:57,900
- Hi. Thank you.
- 493
- 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,180
- I'm Larry Daley from
- Natural History, New York.
- 494
- 00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:01,700
- - Yeah, yeah.
- - I got a delivery...
- 495
- 00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:03,660
- for your conservation department.
- 496
- 00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:05,500
- All right!
- 497
- 00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:08,060
- So they let you travel?
- 498
- 00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:09,340
- This is kind of unusual.
- 499
- 00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:11,700
- Well, they let me travel.
- You know where?
- 500
- 00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:15,322
- - No.
- - Home. Here. Home.
- 501
- 00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:16,980
- Back here.
- 502
- 00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:18,820
- Off to the toot-toot.
- 503
- 00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:20,540
- Five-minute maximum.
- 504
- 00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:24,860
- So that must be well wicked being
- a security guard in America.
- 505
- 00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:28,780
- With your gun, with a silencer,
- with your ninja swords.
- 506
- 00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:30,081
- Right.
- 507
- 00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:32,780
- That's not even a little bit true.
- 508
- 00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:36,323
- The only thing that I got is this.
- 509
- 00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:38,860
- - Oh.
- - Hammer! It's for...
- 510
- 00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:42,300
- and I quote,
- "minor repairs and beautifications"
- 511
- 00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:43,860
- to the shack.
- 512
- 00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:47,564
- You just hit things?
- 513
- 00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:50,220
- Yeah, that's catchy.
- 514
- 00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:51,660
- Basically worthless.
- 515
- 00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:53,340
- I can't believe
- we're actually still talking.
- 516
- 00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:55,140
- - It's great, though, innit?
- - It is.
- 517
- 00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:56,980
- This is the most conversation I've had
- 518
- 00:27:57,080 --> 00:27:58,780
- in the three years
- that I've worked here.
- 519
- 00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:00,740
- I feel a connection, too.
- 520
- 00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:04,060
- Is it cool if I just make my drop?
- 521
- 00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:05,900
- - Oh, yeah.
- - Wonderful.
- 522
- 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:07,700
- But I will have to confirm.
- 523
- 00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:10,060
- Actually, that's not necessary...
- 524
- 00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:13,020
- because they've already confirmed
- it on the slip I gave you.
- 525
- 00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:14,860
- Yeah, all right. Confirming.
- 526
- 00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:16,500
- - Okay.
- - All right.
- 527
- 00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:20,300
- Hello. This is Dr. McPhee.
- 528
- 00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:22,140
- It's the British Museum, sir.
- 529
- 00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:25,340
- I'm just confirming a delivery
- to our conservation department.
- 530
- 00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:27,140
- Yes, I signed the paperwork.
- 531
- 00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:29,220
- Now, if you'll excuse me,
- I have a museum to run.
- 532
- 00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:32,540
- You, boy, get those grubby fingers
- off my Ming vase.
- 533
- 00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:34,410
- See? Bye.
- 534
- 00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:35,921
- All right.
- 535
- 00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:38,900
- - Good?
- - All right, you is legit.
- 536
- 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:40,540
- I is legit.
- 537
- 00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:42,220
- - Wonderful.
- - Confirm it.
- 538
- 00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:43,780
- - Thank you.
- - All right, I'll open the gate.
- 539
- 00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:44,860
- Okay.
- 540
- 00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:46,740
- Yeah, so, like, my boyfriend...
- 541
- 00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:48,620
- he doesn't really like
- the way I do my hair.
- 542
- 00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:51,420
- Says it looks like a golden poo
- sitting on my shoulder.
- 543
- 00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:53,722
- But I really enjoy it.
- 544
- 00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:57,164
- Bye, Larry!
- 545
- 00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:44,340
- I'm not an expert...
- 546
- 00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:47,140
- but this is feeling, just,
- really against the law.
- 547
- 00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:49,886
- No, they have a totally
- different legal system here.
- 548
- 00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:51,380
- Okay.
- 549
- 00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:52,500
- How we doing?
- 550
- 00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:53,660
- All clear.
- 551
- 00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:55,220
- All right, let's go.
- 552
- 00:29:55,320 --> 00:29:57,460
- Larry, the others felt, perhaps,
- we could use some help.
- 553
- 00:29:57,560 --> 00:29:58,761
- The others?
- 554
- 00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:00,780
- Lawrence, I couldn't sit idly by.
- 555
- 00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:02,500
- Our very survival is at stake.
- 556
- 00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:04,540
- All right. Hey, Teddy. Good.
- 557
- 00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:06,524
- Good man to have in a crisis.
- 558
- 00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:09,286
- Attila.
- 559
- 00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:10,801
- Okay, a little muscle.
- 560
- 00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:12,420
- Hi, Larry.
- 561
- 00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:15,140
- That is a deceptively large box.
- 562
- 00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:17,300
- Obviously, we came along, too!
- 563
- 00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:19,380
- You know you'd be lost
- without us, Gigantor.
- 564
- 00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:20,820
- Are you serious?
- 565
- 00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:24,243
- And the monkey.
- All right, basically everyone.
- 566
- 00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:26,420
- Dada!
- 567
- 00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:28,688
- Oh! No, no.
- 568
- 00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:31,971
- No possible benefit whatsoever.
- 569
- 00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:33,620
- He really wanted to come.
- 570
- 00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:37,860
- Yeah, this is my son...
- 571
- 00:30:37,960 --> 00:30:39,650
- my actual son, Nicky.
- 572
- 00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:41,900
- - Nicky, this is Laaa.
- - What's up?
- 573
- 00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:45,300
- He's just tracking me.
- 574
- 00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:48,946
- Laaa.
- 575
- 00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:51,860
- So, Lawrence what's the plan of attack?
- 576
- 00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:54,925
- We need to get to the Egyptian wing,
- find Ahk's father...
- 577
- 00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:57,768
- and hopefully get the tablet fixed.
- 578
- 00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:00,285
- All of us.
- 579
- 00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:05,900
- Laaa, that's not for eating.
- That's not food.
- 580
- 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:07,247
- Don't...
- 581
- 00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:09,140
- You know what? I got a job for you.
- 582
- 00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:10,521
- Come on, come on.
- 583
- 00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:15,940
- Come on.
- 584
- 00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:18,940
- I want you to stay here
- and watch this door, okay?
- 585
- 00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:21,460
- Make sure nobody comes in or out. Okay?
- 586
- 00:31:21,560 --> 00:31:23,340
- Good. You're gonna be a guard,
- just like me.
- 587
- 00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:24,965
- All right.
- 588
- 00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:26,740
- No. Come here.
- 589
- 00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:28,420
- Stay here...
- 590
- 00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:29,620
- and put your hands on the door.
- 591
- 00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:30,820
- - Good, stay.
- - Stay!
- 592
- 00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:32,700
- Good. That's right. You stay here.
- 593
- 00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:34,060
- Stay here.
- 594
- 00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:35,600
- Stay. Right.
- 595
- 00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:37,740
- No. Stay.
- 596
- 00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:39,246
- - Stay!
- - Stay.
- 597
- 00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:41,940
- Look there. Good. Stay.
- 598
- 00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:43,780
- No. Good. Stay.
- 599
- 00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:45,260
- No. Stay.
- 600
- 00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:46,540
- Stay!
- 601
- 00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:48,180
- Don't... Don't move.
- 602
- 00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:49,220
- Don't move.
- 603
- 00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:51,682
- No. Good. Okay.
- 604
- 00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:56,340
- Okay, listen up, guys.
- 605
- 00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:57,980
- This place is waking up
- for the first time...
- 606
- 00:31:58,080 --> 00:32:01,921
- and we have no idea what's out there,
- so stay together, all right?
- 607
- 00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:08,180
- I know it's spooky, big guy.
- 608
- 00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:10,369
- Just stay close.
- 609
- 00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:26,926
- What kind of haunted
- hootenanny is this, boys?
- 610
- 00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:33,681
- We're all finding this
- super creepy, right?
- 611
- 00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:35,860
- They're just a little freaked out.
- 612
- 00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:39,323
- First time we came alive
- it took some getting used to.
- 613
- 00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:43,169
- Hey, there. Just heading to Egypt.
- 614
- 00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:47,449
- Come on. This way.
- 615
- 00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:01,540
- Hear that?
- 616
- 00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:03,001
- Hear what?
- 617
- 00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:07,841
- That.
- 618
- 00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:12,740
- We'll just be down here
- if anyone needs us.
- 619
- 00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:15,180
- We're not scared.
- It's just more comfortable.
- 620
- 00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:16,420
- Lawrence...
- 621
- 00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:18,370
- I think it's safe to say that
- we're in a bit of trouble.
- 622
- 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,020
- I know how to handle this guy.
- 623
- 00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:23,560
- You mind?
- 624
- 00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:27,321
- - Thanks.
- - Dad, what are you doing?
- 625
- 00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:30,206
- How do you think I tamed your pal Rexy?
- 626
- 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:33,201
- Hi, there.
- 627
- 00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:36,820
- I bet you're not so mean, are you?
- 628
- 00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:38,780
- I bet you're not so mean.
- 629
- 00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:41,401
- No, you're just a little puppy, right?
- 630
- 00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:43,260
- You're just a little puppy
- who wants to play.
- 631
- 00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:45,100
- You want to play?
- 632
- 00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:46,260
- Want to play fetch?
- 633
- 00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:47,460
- Yeah?
- 634
- 00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:49,140
- You want to play with this bone?
- 635
- 00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:50,220
- Yeah!
- 636
- 00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:52,602
- Here you go. Go fetch.
- 637
- 00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:54,361
- Go fetch!
- 638
- 00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:03,540
- - Lawrence?
- - Yeah?
- 639
- 00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:05,922
- - May I suggest a different plan?
- - What?
- 640
- 00:34:07,399 --> 00:34:08,650
- Run!
- 641
- 00:34:22,720 --> 00:34:24,649
- Close it, close it!
- 642
- 00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:33,527
- Okay. I think we're...
- 643
- 00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:39,968
- Get back! Everybody, get back!
- 644
- 00:34:50,720 --> 00:34:52,780
- All right. You don't want to fetch?
- 645
- 00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:54,420
- - Fetch on this.
- - What?
- 646
- 00:34:57,280 --> 00:34:59,500
- Oh! Oh!
- 647
- 00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:01,211
- - Oh, that's close!
- - Need some help?
- 648
- 00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:02,971
- - What?
- - Move.
- 649
- 00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:21,561
- Attila, you okay?
- 650
- 00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:41,003
- - You might want to...
- - No.
- 651
- 00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:44,566
- Here hold this.
- 652
- 00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:53,608
- That was actually very cool.
- 653
- 00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:57,140
- Sir Lancelot, at your service.
- 654
- 00:35:57,240 --> 00:35:58,965
- Thank you. That was amazing.
- 655
- 00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:00,220
- Theodore Roosevelt...
- 656
- 00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:02,380
- President of the United
- States of America.
- 657
- 00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:04,260
- I have no idea what that means.
- 658
- 00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:05,860
- I'm Larry, and this is my son, Nick.
- 659
- 00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:07,500
- You have a noble face, Nick.
- 660
- 00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:08,740
- - Thanks.
- - Thanks for the help.
- 661
- 00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:10,041
- Now, you...
- 662
- 00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:13,100
- You remind me of a man
- I once knew at Camelot.
- 663
- 00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:14,340
- Really?
- 664
- 00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:17,460
- One of the Knights of the Round Table?
- 665
- 00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:18,700
- No, Erik.
- 666
- 00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:20,001
- Erik?
- 667
- 00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:22,020
- Our fool.
- 668
- 00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:23,380
- He was the funniest fool I ever met.
- 669
- 00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:25,500
- He was so good,
- he didn't even have to do anything.
- 670
- 00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:28,320
- He could just walk
- into a room and you'd laugh.
- 671
- 00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:32,660
- - You have what he had. The gift.
- - That's weird.
- 672
- 00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:34,660
- - You could be a fool.
- - I don't know about that.
- 673
- 00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:35,980
- Oh, come on, of course you could!
- 674
- 00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:40,171
- We'd get you one of those hats
- with the funny little dangly bells.
- 675
- 00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:41,500
- Dangly bells?
- 676
- 00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:46,060
- "Dangly bells."
- 677
- 00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:47,980
- Didn't I tell you? The gift.
- 678
- 00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:50,260
- He does what seems like nothing.
- 679
- 00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:51,780
- A sort of deadpan...
- 680
- 00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:53,180
- tiny little...
- 681
- 00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:54,340
- "Hmm." "Hmm."
- 682
- 00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:56,620
- Expressionless, you know, sort of a...
- 683
- 00:36:56,720 --> 00:36:57,900
- "Hmm. Hmm."
- 684
- 00:36:58,000 --> 00:36:59,060
- sort of thing.
- 685
- 00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:00,620
- Just like Erik.
- 686
- 00:37:00,720 --> 00:37:03,060
- Sounds like a great guy.
- We got to get going, so...
- 687
- 00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:04,260
- Camelot.
- 688
- 00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:05,380
- Okay.
- 689
- 00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:08,729
- Someday, I shall return
- to its mighty towers...
- 690
- 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:10,440
- to King Arthur...
- 691
- 00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:12,340
- and Queen Guinevere.
- 692
- 00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:13,500
- Sweet...
- 693
- 00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:15,484
- beauteous Guinevere.
- 694
- 00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:18,460
- But I'm sworn not to until
- I have completed my quest.
- 695
- 00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:21,331
- I must find the Holy Grail.
- 696
- 00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:23,100
- Well, good luck with that.
- 697
- 00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:24,420
- And thanks for the help again.
- 698
- 00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:26,100
- We got to get to Egypt,
- so we'll see you.
- 699
- 00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:28,607
- - I will lead you.
- - No, it's okay.
- 700
- 00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:30,180
- Halt, Dangly Bells!
- 701
- 00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:34,060
- There is strange magic in the air,
- and dangerous beasts are afoot.
- 702
- 00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:36,100
- It is the duty of a true knight...
- 703
- 00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:38,740
- to protect and care for those in need.
- 704
- 00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:40,041
- We're off.
- 705
- 00:37:41,640 --> 00:37:43,649
- I guess he's coming with us.
- 706
- 00:37:45,720 --> 00:37:47,046
- Larry!
- 707
- 00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:50,650
- Jed and Octavius?
- 708
- 00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:52,940
- They must have fallen out
- while we were running.
- 709
- 00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:54,060
- Jed?
- 710
- 00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:55,885
- Octavius!
- 711
- 00:37:59,240 --> 00:38:00,851
- Jedediah!
- 712
- 00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:03,005
- - Jed!
- - Octo!
- 713
- 00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:09,520
- Oh, no.
- 714
- 00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:16,366
- Is that Octavius's cape?
- 715
- 00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:19,761
- Here.
- 716
- 00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:22,291
- - Nicky.
- - Yeah.
- 717
- 00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:26,241
- Guys?
- 718
- 00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:32,580
- Gigantor!
- 719
- 00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:34,020
- Jed?
- 720
- 00:38:34,120 --> 00:38:36,300
- They won't last long in those
- heating vents, Lawrence.
- 721
- 00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:40,924
- At their size, they'll bake like
- tiny little scarabs in the Sinai.
- 722
- 00:38:43,720 --> 00:38:45,160
- Too dark?
- 723
- 00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:12,100
- This is the end, boy!
- 724
- 00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:14,846
- This is the last roundup!
- 725
- 00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:17,250
- Hold my hand!
- 726
- 00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:20,010
- Why?
- 727
- 00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:22,485
- Never mind.
- 728
- 00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:39,600
- We're a long way from home, boy.
- 729
- 00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:42,881
- Did you ask me to hold your hand?
- 730
- 00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:45,201
- No.
- 731
- 00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:50,485
- Jedo!
- 732
- 00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:53,045
- Octo!
- 733
- 00:39:57,200 --> 00:39:59,880
- They could be anywhere between
- here and the intake vent.
- 734
- 00:40:00,744 --> 00:40:02,180
- What do you see, Dex?
- 735
- 00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:03,580
- You know he's a monkey, Lawrence.
- 736
- 00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:04,927
- He can't talk.
- 737
- 00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:08,440
- No, but he can fit.
- 738
- 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:11,248
- Nicky... give me your phone.
- 739
- 00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:15,004
- - Why?
- - For Dex.
- 740
- 00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:17,100
- I don't understand one thing
- that's going on here.
- 741
- 00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:19,971
- I don't, either. Dad, what's going on?
- 742
- 00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:23,900
- I'm sort of set up to track your phone.
- 743
- 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,380
- You're sort of set up to track my phone?
- You track my phone?
- 744
- 00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:28,100
- Yeah, I'm your dad.
- I'm looking out for you.
- 745
- 00:40:28,200 --> 00:40:29,300
- No. No. Hold up.
- 746
- 00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:32,100
- "Spying on" is not the same thing
- as just looking out for someone.
- 747
- 00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:33,500
- You'll get it back, I promise.
- 748
- 00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:36,140
- But right now,
- it's going on the monkey's back.
- 749
- 00:40:36,240 --> 00:40:37,930
- All right. Dex, come here.
- 750
- 00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:41,205
- Thanks, man.
- 751
- 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,860
- Listen. I need you to go down there
- and find them, all right?
- 752
- 00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:46,330
- Think you can handle it?
- 753
- 00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:48,940
- Good man.
- 754
- 00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:50,287
- Stay safe.
- 755
- 00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:11,780
- I think it's right here.
- 756
- 00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:15,780
- "Right here."
- 757
- 00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:17,366
- Classic.
- 758
- 00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:19,660
- The gift of laughter.
- 759
- 00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:21,928
- Thank you, Dangly Bells.
- 760
- 00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:38,606
- First quest?
- 761
- 00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:41,380
- Not exactly.
- 762
- 00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:43,100
- I thought you were going to Egypt.
- 763
- 00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:45,060
- We are, but we got to do this first.
- 764
- 00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:46,500
- That's not how a quest works.
- 765
- 00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:50,725
- A quest is one thing. It's not,
- like, "Holy Grail and a monkey."
- 766
- 00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:53,561
- Yeah, well, my guys are missing
- and Dexter's gonna find them.
- 767
- 00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:56,860
- What is the quest? Gold?
- 768
- 00:41:56,960 --> 00:41:58,420
- Fountain of Youth?
- 769
- 00:41:58,520 --> 00:41:59,500
- Magic tablet.
- 770
- 00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:01,723
- It's that thing Ahk is holding.
- 771
- 00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:05,860
- It shouldn't be too hard
- to take it from him.
- 772
- 00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:07,889
- He seems well-toned and lean...
- 773
- 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:09,540
- but weak.
- 774
- 00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:13,140
- It would be like taking candy
- from a feeble Egyptian baby.
- 775
- 00:42:13,240 --> 00:42:15,020
- No, we're not trying to take it,
- we're trying to fix it.
- 776
- 00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:16,780
- There's something wrong with it.
- 777
- 00:42:16,880 --> 00:42:18,580
- It's kind of complicated.
- 778
- 00:42:18,680 --> 00:42:22,660
- It might be less complicated if you
- stopped following a chimpanzee.
- 779
- 00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:26,043
- He's not a chimpanzee, he's a capuchin.
- 780
- 00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:29,900
- The fool seems agitated.
- 781
- 00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:31,406
- That's often his way.
- 782
- 00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:33,250
- But I assure you, he's no fool.
- 783
- 00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:35,940
- Is it true what he says?
- 784
- 00:42:36,040 --> 00:42:38,820
- The tablet that you carry is magic?
- 785
- 00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:40,360
- It is, indeed.
- 786
- 00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:44,260
- Everything around you has come to
- life tonight for the very first time...
- 787
- 00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:46,296
- all because of this tablet.
- 788
- 00:42:51,520 --> 00:42:53,290
- Amazing.
- 789
- 00:42:54,160 --> 00:42:55,420
- Then they're not real?
- 790
- 00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:57,540
- They're as real as any of us.
- 791
- 00:42:57,640 --> 00:42:59,380
- Yes, but we're real people.
- 792
- 00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:00,920
- They're just things.
- 793
- 00:43:01,360 --> 00:43:03,060
- And they don't even know.
- 794
- 00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:05,488
- They must be unbelievably stupid.
- 795
- 00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:08,180
- It can be confusing at first.
- 796
- 00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:11,180
- Hello, frog!
- 797
- 00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:12,500
- Keep hopping!
- 798
- 00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:13,900
- You're real!
- 799
- 00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,601
- Guys, I think we're gonna
- have to cut through Asia.
- 800
- 00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:20,020
- Not a clue.
- 801
- 00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:21,446
- None.
- 802
- 00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:32,260
- I can't really see much.
- 803
- 00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:34,740
- We could jump down, hope for the best.
- 804
- 00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:37,420
- But we have no idea what's down there.
- 805
- 00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:44,721
- We don't know what's up here, either.
- 806
- 00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:01,489
- This is a Roman city.
- 807
- 00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:05,420
- I can feel the familiar pull of history
- in its very foundations.
- 808
- 00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:07,768
- Where the heck is everybody?
- 809
- 00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:12,005
- I've seen this town before,
- I'm sure of it.
- 810
- 00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:14,761
- Romans?
- 811
- 00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:25,042
- I see you have the name
- of a lady on your arm.
- 812
- 00:44:25,520 --> 00:44:27,131
- Andrea. Yeah.
- 813
- 00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:30,684
- So this Lady Andrea is your Guinevere.
- 814
- 00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:33,441
- Does any man stand
- between you and your ladylove?
- 815
- 00:44:33,760 --> 00:44:36,361
- Yeah, actually. My dad kind of messed
- things up the other night.
- 816
- 00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:38,260
- - Nick.
- - Oh, we're stopping.
- 817
- 00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:40,700
- Let no man stand
- between you and your destiny.
- 818
- 00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:43,700
- Oh, "destiny" may be
- overstating it a bit.
- 819
- 00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:45,340
- We just have calculus together.
- 820
- 00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:46,780
- It's more one of those...
- 821
- 00:44:46,880 --> 00:44:48,420
- fleeting moments of eye contact.
- 822
- 00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:49,660
- "Who's gonna look away first?"
- 823
- 00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:52,281
- But I get you. No man...
- 824
- 00:44:53,040 --> 00:44:54,685
- - Good.
- - Okay.
- 825
- 00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:04,921
- "Iiepwop."
- 826
- 00:45:05,840 --> 00:45:07,849
- Iiepwop.
- 827
- 00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:09,180
- Doesn't ring a bell.
- 828
- 00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:13,580
- Now who's this son of a gun?
- 829
- 00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:17,700
- - Pompeii!
- - I'm sorry.
- 830
- 00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:20,162
- - I'm having trouble hearing you!
- - Pompeii!
- 831
- 00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:21,940
- No comprendo, amigo...
- 832
- 00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:24,860
- because you got the thing
- in front of you!
- 833
- 00:45:25,260 --> 00:45:26,730
- What are they doing?
- 834
- 00:45:27,040 --> 00:45:30,020
- Where in the blazes
- are they stampeding off to?
- 835
- 00:45:30,120 --> 00:45:32,300
- Was it something we said?
- 836
- 00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:37,540
- Come on back to Iiepwop!
- 837
- 00:45:37,640 --> 00:45:40,100
- - There's plenty of room!
- - Come on back!
- 838
- 00:45:40,200 --> 00:45:41,900
- They're as crazy as road lizards.
- 839
- 00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,123
- People are strange.
- 840
- 00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:51,020
- Hey, guy. We're just passing through.
- 841
- 00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:54,420
- - It's a Garuda from Tibet.
- - A Garuda?
- 842
- 00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:56,340
- Hi, Garuda. How you doing?
- 843
- 00:45:56,440 --> 00:45:57,660
- Garuda! How you doing?
- 844
- 00:45:57,760 --> 00:45:58,961
- Cool, great.
- 845
- 00:45:59,960 --> 00:46:01,571
- Okay. We just...
- 846
- 00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:04,882
- You know what? We just got to get through.
- I don't have time.
- 847
- 00:46:05,120 --> 00:46:06,740
- Please. Okay.
- 848
- 00:46:10,640 --> 00:46:11,860
- I'm not gonna play this game with you.
- 849
- 00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:13,446
- I got to go through. Really.
- 850
- 00:46:24,680 --> 00:46:26,723
- Get back.
- 851
- 00:46:29,960 --> 00:46:32,242
- - A dragon.
- - No, it's not a dragon. It's a...
- 852
- 00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:35,860
- It's a Xiangliu.
- 853
- 00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:37,940
- Mythical snake demon.
- 854
- 00:46:38,040 --> 00:46:40,060
- It looks like a dragon.
- I say we kill it.
- 855
- 00:46:40,160 --> 00:46:42,169
- What? No, it's asleep.
- 856
- 00:46:43,160 --> 00:46:45,300
- You're right. It's not very sporting
- to kill it while it's asleep.
- 857
- 00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:46,820
- Let's wake it up and then kill it.
- 858
- 00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:48,700
- I shall go first,
- and I shall take the boy.
- 859
- 00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:50,740
- What are you...? No!
- You're not gonna take the boy.
- 860
- 00:46:50,840 --> 00:46:52,883
- - Why not?
- - Because he's a boy!
- 861
- 00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:54,540
- Larry, there comes a time
- in every man's life...
- 862
- 00:46:54,640 --> 00:46:56,140
- when he must slay his own dragon.
- 863
- 00:46:56,240 --> 00:46:57,340
- Not this kid, all right?
- 864
- 00:46:57,440 --> 00:46:59,660
- He still hasn't finished all his
- thank-you notes from his bar mitzvah.
- 865
- 00:46:59,760 --> 00:47:01,620
- Anyway, that's just an expression.
- 866
- 00:47:01,720 --> 00:47:02,740
- Not where I come from.
- 867
- 00:47:02,840 --> 00:47:04,740
- He's not gonna
- slay his dragon right now.
- 868
- 00:47:04,840 --> 00:47:06,180
- We're gonna go around it.
- 869
- 00:47:06,280 --> 00:47:08,180
- We're gonna go around now,
- or else we're gonna lose the signal.
- 870
- 00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:09,481
- Come on.
- 871
- 00:47:13,960 --> 00:47:15,180
- Iiepwop.
- 872
- 00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:16,620
- Pompeii!
- 873
- 00:47:16,720 --> 00:47:19,540
- Iiepwop. Are you sure you're
- reading that right, pal?
- 874
- 00:47:23,120 --> 00:47:25,800
- Pompeii!
- 875
- 00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:40,860
- "Pompeii."
- 876
- 00:47:58,120 --> 00:48:01,244
- "Ask not what your country can do for you...
- 877
- 00:48:01,480 --> 00:48:04,251
- "Ask what you can do for your country."
- 878
- 00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:06,046
- There it goes again!
- 879
- 00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:09,540
- Attila!
- 880
- 00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:13,642
- - Teddy!
- - Charge!
- 881
- 00:48:16,480 --> 00:48:17,681
- Whoa!
- 882
- 00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:23,967
- Fantastic! It's awake!
- Now we can kill it!
- 883
- 00:48:34,760 --> 00:48:35,780
- Whoa!
- 884
- 00:48:35,880 --> 00:48:37,605
- - Attila!
- - Dad!
- 885
- 00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:39,766
- Nicky!
- 886
- 00:48:40,240 --> 00:48:41,520
- I'll get the boy!
- 887
- 00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:48,620
- - Ever used a blade?
- - Only in World of Warcraft!
- 888
- 00:48:48,720 --> 00:48:49,967
- You're about to learn.
- 889
- 00:49:12,720 --> 00:49:16,686
- "The only thing we have
- to fear is fear itself!"
- 890
- 00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:21,486
- "Doing a heck of a job, Brownie."
- 891
- 00:49:50,160 --> 00:49:51,300
- Behind you!
- 892
- 00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:52,681
- Duck!
- 893
- 00:49:57,680 --> 00:49:59,540
- Last roundup, kemosabe!
- 894
- 00:49:59,640 --> 00:50:02,100
- Time to slap on the barbecue sauce, boy!
- 895
- 00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:03,401
- What?
- 896
- 00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:23,523
- No, no! You wouldn't!
- 897
- 00:50:25,080 --> 00:50:26,361
- He must!
- 898
- 00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:37,247
- Clear!
- 899
- 00:50:57,440 --> 00:51:00,371
- We must never speak
- of what happened here today.
- 900
- 00:51:01,400 --> 00:51:04,060
- Come on! That wasn't necessary!
- 901
- 00:51:04,160 --> 00:51:05,180
- It's out!
- 902
- 00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:11,900
- These things really do save lives.
- 903
- 00:51:19,520 --> 00:51:20,721
- Are you all right?
- 904
- 00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:23,691
- Are you all right, my dear?
- 905
- 00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:27,248
- - You okay?
- - Yeah, thanks.
- 906
- 00:51:29,320 --> 00:51:30,681
- You fought bravely, sire.
- 907
- 00:51:31,200 --> 00:51:32,420
- One day, I promise you,
- 908
- 00:51:32,520 --> 00:51:34,722
- we shall drink dragon's blood
- from the victor's cup.
- 909
- 00:51:35,680 --> 00:51:38,660
- I'm good with just, like,
- soda or water, too.
- 910
- 00:51:38,760 --> 00:51:40,780
- But I like the energy we got going.
- 911
- 00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:43,651
- From now on,
- you must choose your own path.
- 912
- 00:51:43,880 --> 00:51:47,004
- And let no man tell you otherwise.
- 913
- 00:51:50,200 --> 00:51:52,620
- We better let Larry know we're okay.
- 914
- 00:51:52,720 --> 00:51:54,160
- Turn around.
- 915
- 00:51:54,360 --> 00:51:57,166
- Larry's probably worried about us.
- 916
- 00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:09,202
- How are we going to find them now?
- 917
- 00:52:09,400 --> 00:52:10,886
- Lawrence?
- 918
- 00:52:11,120 --> 00:52:12,980
- I fear we've turned a corner.
- 919
- 00:52:13,080 --> 00:52:15,931
- I'm becoming wax again, son.
- 920
- 00:52:17,880 --> 00:52:19,260
- All right. We'll look for them later.
- 921
- 00:52:19,360 --> 00:52:21,244
- We got to get to Egypt now.
- 922
- 00:52:21,640 --> 00:52:24,340
- Wait, shouldn't we keep looking
- for Jed and Octavius?
- 923
- 00:52:24,440 --> 00:52:25,660
- Nick is right.
- 924
- 00:52:25,760 --> 00:52:28,020
- A true knight never shirks his duties.
- 925
- 00:52:28,120 --> 00:52:31,529
- If we don't get to Egypt soon
- we're not gonna save anybody.
- 926
- 00:52:39,200 --> 00:52:41,084
- Dada say, "Stay!"
- 927
- 00:52:41,320 --> 00:52:42,460
- Stay!
- 928
- 00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:55,851
- Dada say Laaa no eat.
- 929
- 00:53:00,120 --> 00:53:01,970
- Stay, Laaa!
- 930
- 00:53:17,240 --> 00:53:18,566
- This is it.
- 931
- 00:53:19,320 --> 00:53:21,180
- Perhaps I should accompany you in.
- 932
- 00:53:21,280 --> 00:53:23,260
- No, I think we got it from here.
- 933
- 00:53:23,360 --> 00:53:25,460
- - Really?
- - Yeah. No, we're good.
- 934
- 00:53:25,560 --> 00:53:26,886
- Right. Well...
- 935
- 00:53:27,960 --> 00:53:29,060
- friends...
- 936
- 00:53:29,160 --> 00:53:30,140
- Larry...
- 937
- 00:53:30,240 --> 00:53:32,124
- clown-faced keeper
- of the magic tablet...
- 938
- 00:53:32,600 --> 00:53:34,260
- I shall never forget your bravery.
- 939
- 00:53:34,360 --> 00:53:36,420
- Nor your jests.
- 940
- 00:53:36,520 --> 00:53:38,051
- Bye.
- 941
- 00:53:38,880 --> 00:53:40,580
- I shall not say goodbye.
- 942
- 00:53:40,680 --> 00:53:41,700
- - I am.
- - What?
- 943
- 00:53:41,800 --> 00:53:44,260
- I'm gonna say goodbye.
- I have to go, I'm sorry.
- 944
- 00:53:44,360 --> 00:53:45,641
- I'll see you.
- 945
- 00:53:47,560 --> 00:53:49,180
- Really, man, thank you.
- 946
- 00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:50,720
- For everything.
- 947
- 00:53:54,520 --> 00:53:57,724
- I haven't seen these walls
- for many a moon.
- 948
- 00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:01,527
- Ahkmen?
- 949
- 00:54:02,680 --> 00:54:03,900
- Mother.
- 950
- 00:54:14,280 --> 00:54:16,050
- Father.
- 951
- 00:54:18,280 --> 00:54:20,209
- Welcome home, my son.
- 952
- 00:54:25,360 --> 00:54:27,528
- I want you to meet my friends.
- 953
- 00:54:28,840 --> 00:54:30,644
- I am Merenkahre...
- 954
- 00:54:30,840 --> 00:54:33,820
- Pharaoh of the Nile and Father
- to the Son of the Sun.
- 955
- 00:54:33,920 --> 00:54:36,220
- And I am Shepseheret...
- 956
- 00:54:36,320 --> 00:54:39,000
- the Glittering Jewel
- of the Nine Kingdoms.
- 957
- 00:54:39,440 --> 00:54:40,860
- And I am Larry.
- 958
- 00:54:40,960 --> 00:54:42,340
- Guardian of Brooklyn.
- 959
- 00:54:42,440 --> 00:54:43,540
- Yes.
- 960
- 00:54:43,640 --> 00:54:45,340
- I actually live in Manhattan now.
- 961
- 00:54:45,440 --> 00:54:47,380
- I know, but it doesn't sound as cool.
- 962
- 00:54:47,480 --> 00:54:48,620
- Yeah.
- 963
- 00:54:48,720 --> 00:54:51,540
- We would be very honored if you
- could take a look at the tablet.
- 964
- 00:54:51,640 --> 00:54:52,700
- There's something happening with it.
- 965
- 00:54:52,800 --> 00:54:54,140
- We don't understand what it is.
- 966
- 00:54:54,240 --> 00:54:56,780
- You are speaking with a pharaoh.
- 967
- 00:54:56,880 --> 00:54:58,684
- Kiss my staff.
- 968
- 00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:06,340
- Is it okay if I don't?
- 969
- 00:55:06,440 --> 00:55:08,051
- You will show respect.
- 970
- 00:55:08,280 --> 00:55:10,620
- I am the descendant of Ra, the sun god.
- 971
- 00:55:10,720 --> 00:55:12,860
- I understand that
- and I totally respect you.
- 972
- 00:55:12,960 --> 00:55:15,300
- I just don't pray to Ra, so...
- 973
- 00:55:15,400 --> 00:55:18,060
- The Egyptian gods
- are the only true gods.
- 974
- 00:55:18,160 --> 00:55:20,980
- Well, we try to stay
- a little more open-minded.
- 975
- 00:55:21,080 --> 00:55:24,860
- I mean, Sacajawea,
- she honors her spiritual ancestors...
- 976
- 00:55:24,960 --> 00:55:27,540
- and you pray to some sort
- of goat god, Attila?
- 977
- 00:55:27,640 --> 00:55:29,380
- I'm half-Irish, half-Jewish...
- 978
- 00:55:29,480 --> 00:55:31,489
- You are? I love Jews!
- 979
- 00:55:31,680 --> 00:55:33,420
- We owned 40,000 of them!
- 980
- 00:55:33,520 --> 00:55:35,780
- - Such lovely people.
- - Here we go.
- 981
- 00:55:35,880 --> 00:55:39,500
- They were very happy,
- always singing with the candles.
- 982
- 00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:40,860
- Yeah. They really weren't happy.
- 983
- 00:55:40,960 --> 00:55:43,900
- - Really?
- - No. They left.
- 984
- 00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:46,780
- They spent about 40 years
- in the desert trying to escape.
- 985
- 00:55:46,880 --> 00:55:48,660
- Yeah. We have dinner once
- a year and talk about it.
- 986
- 00:55:48,760 --> 00:55:50,460
- It's a big deal for us.
- 987
- 00:55:50,560 --> 00:55:51,820
- Listen, could you take
- a look at that tablet?
- 988
- 00:55:51,920 --> 00:55:53,963
- There's something wrong with it.
- 989
- 00:55:59,680 --> 00:56:01,006
- It's losing its power.
- 990
- 00:56:01,200 --> 00:56:03,562
- Do you think you could fix it?
- 991
- 00:56:04,720 --> 00:56:07,844
- To do that, I would have to divulge
- the secret of the tablet.
- 992
- 00:56:08,640 --> 00:56:10,620
- I promise we won't tell anybody.
- 993
- 00:56:10,720 --> 00:56:11,921
- No.
- 994
- 00:56:13,440 --> 00:56:14,700
- I'll kiss your staff.
- 995
- 00:56:14,800 --> 00:56:16,001
- Too late.
- 996
- 00:56:17,440 --> 00:56:20,860
- Father, why do you insist
- on keeping this to yourself?
- 997
- 00:56:20,960 --> 00:56:24,420
- The secret was to be passed down
- to you at the proper time.
- 998
- 00:56:24,520 --> 00:56:27,420
- Well, it has been 4,000 years.
- 999
- 00:56:27,520 --> 00:56:29,529
- Now seems like a good time.
- 1000
- 00:56:32,800 --> 00:56:34,729
- You were born at midnight.
- 1001
- 00:56:35,360 --> 00:56:36,700
- I was Pharaoh...
- 1002
- 00:56:36,800 --> 00:56:40,420
- and I had seen wonders
- most men only dream of.
- 1003
- 00:56:40,520 --> 00:56:43,530
- But when I first gazed upon you...
- 1004
- 00:56:44,360 --> 00:56:46,100
- you were instantly
- more precious to me...
- 1005
- 00:56:46,200 --> 00:56:48,607
- than all the wonders
- of the ancient world.
- 1006
- 00:56:49,280 --> 00:56:51,926
- I knew I could never bear
- to say goodbye.
- 1007
- 00:56:53,520 --> 00:56:58,060
- I commanded the High Priest to create
- a gift to you, my son...
- 1008
- 00:56:58,160 --> 00:57:02,140
- using all we had learned of
- the mysteries of the afterlife.
- 1009
- 00:57:02,240 --> 00:57:05,523
- Forged in the temple of Khonsu,
- god of the moon...
- 1010
- 00:57:06,040 --> 00:57:08,049
- and watcher over nighttime travelers...
- 1011
- 00:57:10,880 --> 00:57:13,500
- the Tablet of Ahkmenrah.
- 1012
- 00:57:13,600 --> 00:57:17,580
- Our tomb was designed to channel
- Khonsu's rays down to the tablet...
- 1013
- 00:57:17,680 --> 00:57:20,500
- rejuvenating its powers every night.
- 1014
- 00:57:20,600 --> 00:57:23,380
- The moon god bestowed
- his power upon the tablet...
- 1015
- 00:57:23,480 --> 00:57:26,340
- so that, as long as
- it bathed in his light...
- 1016
- 00:57:26,440 --> 00:57:28,660
- our family could be together forever,
- 1017
- 00:57:28,760 --> 00:57:31,440
- and not even death could part us.
- 1018
- 00:57:34,560 --> 00:57:37,001
- It's been away
- from Khonsu's light too long.
- 1019
- 00:57:47,200 --> 00:57:48,540
- My son!
- 1020
- 00:57:48,640 --> 00:57:50,729
- What is happening to you?
- 1021
- 00:57:51,560 --> 00:57:52,780
- It needs moonlight...
- 1022
- 00:57:52,880 --> 00:57:55,128
- otherwise we shall all
- be dead by sunrise.
- 1023
- 00:57:55,440 --> 00:57:56,641
- Hurry!
- 1024
- 00:57:57,280 --> 00:57:58,700
- If the tablet dies...
- 1025
- 00:57:58,800 --> 00:58:00,411
- nothing can bring it back!
- 1026
- 00:58:18,200 --> 00:58:19,300
- What are you doing?
- 1027
- 00:58:19,400 --> 00:58:21,125
- The tablet. Now.
- 1028
- 00:58:22,640 --> 00:58:24,860
- Wait, listen to me. That thing is dying.
- 1029
- 00:58:24,960 --> 00:58:26,580
- If it doesn't get moonlight...
- 1030
- 00:58:26,680 --> 00:58:28,540
- everything ends, like, for real.
- 1031
- 00:58:28,640 --> 00:58:30,900
- King Arthur wasted years searching
- for the Holy Grail.
- 1032
- 00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:32,700
- To think it was a tablet all along.
- 1033
- 00:58:32,800 --> 00:58:34,660
- Would you just give it to me?
- You don't know what you're doing!
- 1034
- 00:58:34,760 --> 00:58:36,380
- My quest is complete.
- 1035
- 00:58:36,480 --> 00:58:37,820
- I ride for Camelot tonight.
- 1036
- 00:58:37,920 --> 00:58:39,300
- Just keep it, okay?
- 1037
- 00:58:39,400 --> 00:58:42,020
- But just put it in the moonlight
- and turn that center piece.
- 1038
- 00:58:42,120 --> 00:58:45,085
- Sorry, not my first quest.
- 1039
- 00:58:46,040 --> 00:58:49,180
- And by the way,
- Erik was much funnier than you!
- 1040
- 00:58:49,280 --> 00:58:51,140
- Go get the others.
- 1041
- 00:58:51,240 --> 00:58:53,442
- We can't let him leave the building!
- 1042
- 00:59:04,480 --> 00:59:06,940
- Whoa! Easy there, partner! Slow it down!
- 1043
- 00:59:07,040 --> 00:59:08,460
- I don't know who you are...
- 1044
- 00:59:08,560 --> 00:59:11,814
- but I'm pretty dang sure
- that tablet don't belong to you.
- 1045
- 00:59:12,214 --> 00:59:16,060
- Now wait a second!
- Come back here! This ain't over!
- 1046
- 00:59:16,160 --> 00:59:18,980
- You'll rue the day you
- mocked us with your huge sword
- 1047
- 00:59:19,080 --> 00:59:21,408
- and hypnotic blue eyes!
- 1048
- 00:59:23,480 --> 00:59:25,125
- His eyes are very blue.
- 1049
- 00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:32,964
- Speak softly and carry a big stick.
- 1050
- 00:59:38,200 --> 00:59:39,940
- Lawrence, we have a problem.
- 1051
- 00:59:40,040 --> 00:59:42,020
- This one turned to wax as well.
- 1052
- 00:59:42,120 --> 00:59:44,368
- I have a saying, too.
- 1053
- 00:59:44,480 --> 00:59:47,411
- "Speak loudly and carry a bigger stick."
- 1054
- 01:00:08,320 --> 01:00:10,140
- - It's over there!
- - You mean up there.
- 1055
- 01:00:10,240 --> 01:00:11,601
- Come on.
- 1056
- 01:00:18,240 --> 01:00:19,487
- Got it.
- 1057
- 01:00:27,320 --> 01:00:29,940
- - Teddy.
- - The tablet, now!
- 1058
- 01:00:30,040 --> 01:00:32,180
- I shan't ask you again, fool!
- 1059
- 01:00:32,280 --> 01:00:33,740
- And this is giving me a headache!
- 1060
- 01:00:33,840 --> 01:00:35,620
- Give me the tablet!
- 1061
- 01:00:35,720 --> 01:00:36,921
- Let me go, Lawrence.
- 1062
- 01:00:37,040 --> 01:00:38,730
- No! Teddy, no!
- 1063
- 01:00:39,680 --> 01:00:40,881
- Teddy!
- 1064
- 01:00:51,560 --> 01:00:52,761
- There.
- 1065
- 01:01:02,240 --> 01:01:03,805
- That'll be mine.
- 1066
- 01:01:06,840 --> 01:01:08,100
- Hey, that was a good one.
- 1067
- 01:01:08,200 --> 01:01:09,640
- No idea that would work.
- 1068
- 01:01:25,600 --> 01:01:26,700
- Larry!
- 1069
- 01:01:26,800 --> 01:01:28,740
- Hey, you guys, how you doing?
- 1070
- 01:01:28,840 --> 01:01:29,980
- Still in one piece!
- 1071
- 01:01:30,080 --> 01:01:32,220
- - Octavius, I think this belongs to you.
- - Thank you.
- 1072
- 01:01:32,320 --> 01:01:33,460
- I don't understand.
- 1073
- 01:01:33,560 --> 01:01:35,740
- Why is Lancelot staying strong
- while we get weaker?
- 1074
- 01:01:35,840 --> 01:01:36,940
- It's his first night.
- 1075
- 01:01:37,040 --> 01:01:38,620
- Newborns are stronger
- but it matters not.
- 1076
- 01:01:38,720 --> 01:01:41,500
- Unless we succeed, he, too,
- will be dead come the dawn.
- 1077
- 01:01:41,600 --> 01:01:42,700
- We can't let him leave the building.
- 1078
- 01:01:42,800 --> 01:01:44,660
- Sir, can you go back to Egypt,
- in case he comes through there?
- 1079
- 01:01:44,760 --> 01:01:46,580
- - Of course.
- - Nicky, take Attila, check the loading dock.
- 1080
- 01:01:46,680 --> 01:01:48,740
- - Got it.
- - Teddy, go to the South Wing, cover the side doors.
- 1081
- 01:01:48,840 --> 01:01:50,485
- I got the main entrance.
- 1082
- 01:02:02,440 --> 01:02:04,340
- You! I knew you smelled a bit off!
- 1083
- 01:02:04,440 --> 01:02:06,820
- - Didn't you just see that?
- - See what?
- 1084
- 01:02:06,920 --> 01:02:08,460
- The knight on the horse
- that just rode through!
- 1085
- 01:02:08,560 --> 01:02:10,860
- Stop trying to distract me
- with your magical fantasy!
- 1086
- 01:02:10,960 --> 01:02:13,362
- I found your filthy twin, here,
- in the freight room!
- 1087
- 01:02:13,520 --> 01:02:14,540
- He's not my twin.
- 1088
- 01:02:14,640 --> 01:02:16,900
- I got him, and what could
- he say for himself?
- 1089
- 01:02:19,860 --> 01:02:22,060
- Shut up! Shut up in your face!
- 1090
- 01:02:22,160 --> 01:02:24,044
- Shut up right now!
- Do you want to be smashed?
- 1091
- 01:02:24,160 --> 01:02:26,700
- Yeah, you can run,
- but if you leave those gates...
- 1092
- 01:02:26,800 --> 01:02:28,980
- I swear to you,
- your hideous doppelganger...
- 1093
- 01:02:29,080 --> 01:02:31,580
- who looks a lot like the lead singer
- of the Counting Crows...
- 1094
- 01:02:31,680 --> 01:02:33,006
- will get it!
- 1095
- 01:02:33,400 --> 01:02:34,540
- Dada.
- 1096
- 01:02:34,640 --> 01:02:35,700
- That's right.
- 1097
- 01:02:35,800 --> 01:02:37,764
- It compute with him.
- 1098
- 01:02:38,400 --> 01:02:39,931
- Dada.
- 1099
- 01:02:44,480 --> 01:02:45,740
- Damn it!
- 1100
- 01:02:46,880 --> 01:02:47,860
- Laaa.
- 1101
- 01:02:47,960 --> 01:02:51,050
- If you see me do something dumb,
- don't imitate me, okay?
- 1102
- 01:02:54,200 --> 01:02:56,721
- It's basically what I keep telling Nick.
- 1103
- 01:02:57,520 --> 01:02:59,848
- He just doesn't get it, you know?
- 1104
- 01:03:01,320 --> 01:03:02,780
- I mean, he's a smart kid...
- 1105
- 01:03:02,880 --> 01:03:05,811
- but I just want to give him
- the tools that I didn't have.
- 1106
- 01:03:09,360 --> 01:03:11,340
- I mean, get the degree,
- then take a break.
- 1107
- 01:03:11,440 --> 01:03:12,420
- Get the degree, then take a break.
- 1108
- 01:03:14,440 --> 01:03:16,420
- Laaa! Laaa, stop that!
- 1109
- 01:03:16,520 --> 01:03:17,926
- Stop it!
- 1110
- 01:03:33,720 --> 01:03:35,081
- Okay.
- 1111
- 01:03:49,080 --> 01:03:51,060
- What? Excuse me! Hey!
- 1112
- 01:03:51,160 --> 01:03:52,900
- Hi. Hey. Sorry.
- 1113
- 01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:55,380
- I'm Nick, this is Dexter,
- Attila the Hun.
- 1114
- 01:03:55,480 --> 01:03:56,980
- Oh, yes, so lovely to meet you.
- 1115
- 01:03:57,080 --> 01:03:58,566
- Now meet this hammer!
- 1116
- 01:04:00,360 --> 01:04:01,891
- Don't do that.
- 1117
- 01:04:02,840 --> 01:04:05,900
- I'm super sorry. I know it's
- a lot going on, Hun, monkey.
- 1118
- 01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:08,820
- Wow, what? So much weird.
- Huge amount to process.
- 1119
- 01:04:08,920 --> 01:04:10,420
- Right? Okay, sorry.
- 1120
- 01:04:10,520 --> 01:04:12,340
- - Thank you.
- - You won't get away with this!
- 1121
- 01:04:12,440 --> 01:04:15,500
- I'm making sketches of you
- in my mind right now!
- 1122
- 01:04:15,600 --> 01:04:17,300
- Boy with freckles,
- 1123
- 01:04:17,400 --> 01:04:20,968
- fat Asian with hair extensions,
- evil monkey.
- 1124
- 01:04:23,360 --> 01:04:26,245
- I guess it's just parenting, you know?
- 1125
- 01:04:26,520 --> 01:04:27,980
- And he comes from a divorced family...
- 1126
- 01:04:28,080 --> 01:04:30,860
- so I'm sure he has a lot of conflicted
- feelings about me...
- 1127
- 01:04:30,960 --> 01:04:34,700
- and there might be some
- Oedipal stuff at play in there, or...
- 1128
- 01:04:34,800 --> 01:04:35,860
- I get it.
- 1129
- 01:04:35,960 --> 01:04:37,180
- I wasn't there a lot of the time.
- 1130
- 01:04:37,280 --> 01:04:39,460
- So I think I might be
- projecting my own guilt...
- 1131
- 01:04:39,560 --> 01:04:41,180
- and taking it out on him in ways...
- 1132
- 01:04:41,280 --> 01:04:43,060
- that I'm not even aware of.
- 1133
- 01:04:44,960 --> 01:04:46,161
- What?
- 1134
- 01:04:48,560 --> 01:04:50,000
- Door.
- 1135
- 01:04:52,280 --> 01:04:53,641
- Head.
- 1136
- 01:04:54,160 --> 01:04:55,300
- Okay, I...
- 1137
- 01:04:58,320 --> 01:04:59,760
- Open...
- 1138
- 01:05:00,280 --> 01:05:01,620
- head.
- 1139
- 01:05:01,720 --> 01:05:03,380
- Open your mind!
- 1140
- 01:05:03,480 --> 01:05:06,140
- Yes! Yeah, well, you're right.
- 1141
- 01:05:06,240 --> 01:05:07,380
- That's the challenge.
- 1142
- 01:05:07,480 --> 01:05:09,900
- I mean, it's all contextual, and I do.
- 1143
- 01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:12,740
- I keep looking at him through the lens
- of how my parents raised me...
- 1144
- 01:05:12,840 --> 01:05:15,060
- when, in reality, he's his own person.
- 1145
- 01:05:15,160 --> 01:05:16,380
- And, yeah, we share the same DNA...
- 1146
- 01:05:16,480 --> 01:05:19,060
- but honestly, he's much more
- evolved than I ever was.
- 1147
- 01:05:19,160 --> 01:05:21,900
- I don't want to let my own ego
- and childhood history...
- 1148
- 01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:24,060
- stop him from making the mistakes
- he needs to make...
- 1149
- 01:05:24,160 --> 01:05:25,780
- to become the person
- that he's meant to be.
- 1150
- 01:05:28,480 --> 01:05:29,900
- Open the door with your head.
- 1151
- 01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:31,020
- Yes!
- 1152
- 01:05:31,120 --> 01:05:33,243
- Good, Laaa. Let's go!
- 1153
- 01:05:36,080 --> 01:05:37,580
- - Everybody okay?
- - Yes, Lawrence.
- 1154
- 01:05:37,680 --> 01:05:39,940
- Attila and your boy secured
- the lady guard in her booth.
- 1155
- 01:05:40,040 --> 01:05:41,660
- I don't know how long
- it will hold her, though.
- 1156
- 01:05:41,760 --> 01:05:42,900
- We gotta find Lancelot...
- 1157
- 01:05:43,000 --> 01:05:44,884
- but somebody has to make sure
- she doesn't get out.
- 1158
- 01:05:46,960 --> 01:05:48,900
- Yeah. Laaa, okay.
- 1159
- 01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:50,690
- You know what you have to do?
- 1160
- 01:05:50,960 --> 01:05:52,020
- Stay!
- 1161
- 01:05:52,120 --> 01:05:53,940
- That's right. Just make sure
- she stays in there.
- 1162
- 01:05:54,040 --> 01:05:55,940
- - Stay!
- - Good! Go!
- 1163
- 01:05:56,040 --> 01:05:57,685
- Dada say, "Stay"!
- 1164
- 01:05:57,880 --> 01:05:58,940
- Lawrence!
- 1165
- 01:05:59,040 --> 01:06:00,260
- I can't move my arms.
- 1166
- 01:06:00,360 --> 01:06:02,460
- We're becoming less useful
- by the minute.
- 1167
- 01:06:03,640 --> 01:06:04,841
- Whoa, whoa!
- 1168
- 01:06:05,280 --> 01:06:06,925
- Come on, big guy.
- 1169
- 01:06:07,560 --> 01:06:10,206
- What? You okay there?
- 1170
- 01:06:10,960 --> 01:06:13,340
- Something's up with your eye, but...
- 1171
- 01:06:15,040 --> 01:06:16,700
- I don't know. It's just kind of going...
- 1172
- 01:06:18,960 --> 01:06:20,764
- You gotta relax, okay?
- 1173
- 01:06:21,400 --> 01:06:22,620
- Calm down!
- 1174
- 01:06:22,720 --> 01:06:24,140
- Attila! Attila!
- 1175
- 01:06:25,680 --> 01:06:27,609
- Attila doesn't hyperventilate.
- 1176
- 01:06:29,040 --> 01:06:30,287
- You pillage!
- 1177
- 01:06:30,880 --> 01:06:32,684
- You plunder!
- 1178
- 01:06:33,010 --> 01:06:35,635
- You don't freak out. Okay?
- 1179
- 01:06:36,000 --> 01:06:38,580
- Dad, there's, like,
- 8 million people in this city.
- 1180
- 01:06:38,680 --> 01:06:40,530
- He could be literally anywhere by now.
- 1181
- 01:06:40,720 --> 01:06:41,921
- We'll find him.
- 1182
- 01:06:43,080 --> 01:06:44,361
- We have to.
- 1183
- 01:06:58,000 --> 01:06:59,486
- I'm coming, my love.
- 1184
- 01:07:05,600 --> 01:07:06,801
- Blimey!
- 1185
- 01:07:10,280 --> 01:07:11,340
- He came this way...
- 1186
- 01:07:11,440 --> 01:07:13,340
- traveling 4 leagues per hour.
- 1187
- 01:07:22,920 --> 01:07:23,980
- No!
- 1188
- 01:07:24,080 --> 01:07:26,282
- Never run from a big cat, Lawrence.
- 1189
- 01:07:26,600 --> 01:07:28,404
- Gigantor, get your flashlight out!
- 1190
- 01:07:28,600 --> 01:07:30,689
- These cats want to play!
- 1191
- 01:07:32,120 --> 01:07:34,402
- Whoo-wee! He's got it, boy!
- 1192
- 01:07:42,040 --> 01:07:43,780
- Well played, sir.
- 1193
- 01:07:43,880 --> 01:07:45,320
- Run!
- 1194
- 01:07:49,640 --> 01:07:51,922
- Where the devil could Lancelot be?
- 1195
- 01:07:56,440 --> 01:07:57,801
- Come on!
- 1196
- 01:08:02,160 --> 01:08:05,660
- You better let me out of here,
- you revolting ape-man!
- 1197
- 01:08:05,760 --> 01:08:08,220
- What are you staring at?
- Stop looking at me!
- 1198
- 01:08:08,320 --> 01:08:11,540
- Have you never seen a beautiful,
- attractive, gorgeous woman before...
- 1199
- 01:08:11,640 --> 01:08:14,580
- who could be a model if she
- didn't love pizza so much?
- 1200
- 01:08:14,680 --> 01:08:16,340
- I know what you're playing at...
- 1201
- 01:08:16,440 --> 01:08:18,847
- and it ain't working.
- 1202
- 01:08:20,800 --> 01:08:22,365
- Not working.
- 1203
- 01:08:28,320 --> 01:08:30,488
- Wait, it is kind of working.
- 1204
- 01:08:44,520 --> 01:08:46,722
- What have they done to Camelot?
- 1205
- 01:08:48,560 --> 01:08:52,410
- In short, there's simply not
- A more congenial spot
- 1206
- 01:08:53,480 --> 01:08:56,460
- For happily ever-aftering
- 1207
- 01:08:56,560 --> 01:08:59,220
- Than here in...
- 1208
- 01:08:59,320 --> 01:09:01,601
- - Camelot
- - At long last!
- 1209
- 01:09:02,040 --> 01:09:04,380
- - Guinevere, my love.
- - Hi.
- 1210
- 01:09:04,480 --> 01:09:07,047
- Can I help you, mate?
- 1211
- 01:09:08,080 --> 01:09:09,361
- It is I...
- 1212
- 01:09:09,640 --> 01:09:10,780
- Sir Lancelot.
- 1213
- 01:09:10,880 --> 01:09:12,620
- I have fulfilled my quest.
- 1214
- 01:09:12,720 --> 01:09:14,260
- Sorry. I'm sorry.
- 1215
- 01:09:14,360 --> 01:09:15,460
- I'm not actually Guinevere.
- 1216
- 01:09:15,560 --> 01:09:17,900
- I'm Alice Eve, and I think
- you got a bit confused.
- 1217
- 01:09:18,000 --> 01:09:19,900
- - Maybe you saw me on stage...
- - Your voice is like music...
- 1218
- 01:09:20,000 --> 01:09:21,820
- but I have no idea what you're saying.
- 1219
- 01:09:21,920 --> 01:09:23,380
- Okay. Hey.
- 1220
- 01:09:23,480 --> 01:09:24,940
- Hey, man.
- 1221
- 01:09:25,040 --> 01:09:26,446
- Hey, buddy.
- 1222
- 01:09:26,760 --> 01:09:30,740
- What she's saying is she's not Guinevere
- because she's an actor.
- 1223
- 01:09:30,840 --> 01:09:32,740
- Okay? So am I.
- 1224
- 01:09:32,840 --> 01:09:33,980
- An actor?
- 1225
- 01:09:34,080 --> 01:09:35,140
- - Yeah.
- - Yeah.
- 1226
- 01:09:35,240 --> 01:09:36,500
- You know?
- 1227
- 01:09:36,600 --> 01:09:37,660
- Do the crown.
- 1228
- 01:09:37,760 --> 01:09:40,300
- Oh, sorry, of course. Hugh Jackman.
- 1229
- 01:09:43,080 --> 01:09:44,340
- It was the crown.
- 1230
- 01:09:44,440 --> 01:09:45,641
- I know, the whole...
- 1231
- 01:09:45,920 --> 01:09:47,740
- Huge Ackman?
- 1232
- 01:09:47,840 --> 01:09:49,340
- That's a ridiculous name!
- 1233
- 01:09:49,440 --> 01:09:50,660
- It doesn't even sound real!
- 1234
- 01:09:50,760 --> 01:09:53,180
- Only a coward would conceal
- his true identity, Arthur.
- 1235
- 01:09:53,280 --> 01:09:54,660
- No, it's Hugh Jackman.
- 1236
- 01:09:54,760 --> 01:09:55,940
- I, on the other hand...
- 1237
- 01:09:56,040 --> 01:09:59,246
- carry the treasure you sought
- but could never find.
- 1238
- 01:09:59,560 --> 01:10:03,860
- Behold the key to life everlasting!
- 1239
- 01:10:03,960 --> 01:10:05,460
- Okay, I love the costume...
- 1240
- 01:10:05,560 --> 01:10:06,660
- I love the enthusiasm...
- 1241
- 01:10:06,760 --> 01:10:08,540
- but you're gonna have
- to get off stage now.
- 1242
- 01:10:08,640 --> 01:10:10,860
- Sir Lancelot, ladies and gentlemen.
- Sir Lancelot.
- 1243
- 01:10:10,960 --> 01:10:12,060
- Yes!
- 1244
- 01:10:12,160 --> 01:10:13,260
- Very good.
- 1245
- 01:10:13,360 --> 01:10:15,289
- Shame on you, Arthur!
- 1246
- 01:10:15,480 --> 01:10:18,740
- You don't deserve your crown,
- and you don't deserve your queen!
- 1247
- 01:10:21,080 --> 01:10:23,820
- Prepare to feel the cold kiss
- of my blade...
- 1248
- 01:10:23,920 --> 01:10:25,020
- Huge Ackman!
- 1249
- 01:10:25,120 --> 01:10:28,700
- Hey, buddy, this is all pretend.
- 1250
- 01:10:28,800 --> 01:10:30,365
- See, just...
- 1251
- 01:10:33,080 --> 01:10:34,611
- Well, that's not real.
- 1252
- 01:10:34,720 --> 01:10:36,684
- None of it is.
- 1253
- 01:10:43,600 --> 01:10:44,820
- It's not real.
- 1254
- 01:10:44,920 --> 01:10:46,020
- It was a good performance.
- 1255
- 01:10:46,120 --> 01:10:47,860
- - We were right in there.
- - You were tonight.
- 1256
- 01:10:47,960 --> 01:10:49,180
- But it's not real-real.
- 1257
- 01:10:49,280 --> 01:10:50,811
- It's not real.
- 1258
- 01:10:54,400 --> 01:10:56,125
- Not real?
- 1259
- 01:10:56,840 --> 01:10:59,580
- Do you know how long
- I dreamed of Camelot?
- 1260
- 01:11:00,840 --> 01:11:03,161
- And for what? For nothing!
- 1261
- 01:11:04,324 --> 01:11:06,740
- - Jeez!
- - Nothing!
- 1262
- 01:11:06,840 --> 01:11:09,691
- No, no, no.
- Please just take your seats and...
- 1263
- 01:11:16,760 --> 01:11:18,041
- What's up?
- 1264
- 01:11:19,680 --> 01:11:22,247
- We're just as God made us.
- 1265
- 01:11:23,520 --> 01:11:25,060
- Why don't you take a picture?
- 1266
- 01:11:25,160 --> 01:11:26,885
- It'll last longer.
- 1267
- 01:11:33,440 --> 01:11:35,580
- Okay, I've tried being nice.
- That's enough.
- 1268
- 01:11:35,680 --> 01:11:37,540
- Get off the stage right now!
- 1269
- 01:11:37,640 --> 01:11:39,500
- Stay back! You don't scare me...
- 1270
- 01:11:39,600 --> 01:11:40,620
- Huge Ackman.
- 1271
- 01:11:40,720 --> 01:11:42,460
- Listen, mate, you don't
- want to fight me, all right?
- 1272
- 01:11:42,560 --> 01:11:44,380
- If we go, I will break you.
- 1273
- 01:11:44,480 --> 01:11:47,140
- Come on!
- 1274
- 01:11:49,400 --> 01:11:50,740
- What is that?
- 1275
- 01:11:50,840 --> 01:11:51,900
- What are you doing?
- 1276
- 01:11:52,000 --> 01:11:55,020
- - He's doing his Wolverine thing.
- - Yeah.
- 1277
- 01:11:55,520 --> 01:11:56,900
- - Yeah.
- - You know?
- 1278
- 01:11:57,000 --> 01:11:58,780
- It's better with the claws and no shirt.
- 1279
- 01:11:58,880 --> 01:12:00,081
- Fair.
- 1280
- 01:12:00,200 --> 01:12:01,460
- Lancelot!
- 1281
- 01:12:01,560 --> 01:12:02,921
- Lancelot!
- 1282
- 01:12:09,360 --> 01:12:10,660
- Oi, mate!
- 1283
- 01:12:10,760 --> 01:12:12,380
- Hey, buddy, that's not an exit!
- 1284
- 01:12:12,480 --> 01:12:13,980
- Yeah, come on up.
- 1285
- 01:12:14,080 --> 01:12:15,580
- Yep. Come on up!
- 1286
- 01:12:15,680 --> 01:12:16,780
- Oh, monkeys. Terrific.
- 1287
- 01:12:16,880 --> 01:12:18,140
- I love the costumes.
- 1288
- 01:12:18,240 --> 01:12:21,420
- Sorry. I just gotta say,
- you're the whole package, man.
- 1289
- 01:12:21,520 --> 01:12:22,801
- Thanks, buddy.
- 1290
- 01:12:23,600 --> 01:12:25,928
- - He recognized you.
- - Yeah, that was awesome.
- 1291
- 01:12:26,680 --> 01:12:28,300
- Hey! Give me the tablet!
- 1292
- 01:12:28,400 --> 01:12:30,443
- Stay back! Stay back.
- 1293
- 01:12:30,600 --> 01:12:31,900
- - Stand back!
- - Whoa!
- 1294
- 01:12:32,000 --> 01:12:33,281
- Back!
- 1295
- 01:12:34,840 --> 01:12:36,041
- What?
- 1296
- 01:12:36,400 --> 01:12:37,660
- Your..
- 1297
- 01:12:37,760 --> 01:12:40,340
- - Your nose, it's...
- - What about my nose?
- 1298
- 01:12:40,440 --> 01:12:41,780
- Your nose is dripping.
- 1299
- 01:12:41,880 --> 01:12:44,805
- - What?
- - It's melting. From the fire.
- 1300
- 01:12:49,280 --> 01:12:50,720
- Okay.
- 1301
- 01:12:50,880 --> 01:12:51,940
- How bad is it?
- 1302
- 01:12:52,040 --> 01:12:53,500
- It is not great.
- 1303
- 01:12:53,600 --> 01:12:54,860
- But I'm Lancelot!
- 1304
- 01:12:54,960 --> 01:12:56,020
- There never was a Lancelot!
- 1305
- 01:12:56,120 --> 01:12:57,300
- Lancelot is a legend.
- 1306
- 01:12:57,400 --> 01:12:59,020
- You're not real.
- 1307
- 01:12:59,120 --> 01:13:00,180
- I don't understand!
- 1308
- 01:13:00,280 --> 01:13:02,540
- I know it's a lot to take in,
- but please, just give me the tablet.
- 1309
- 01:13:02,640 --> 01:13:04,860
- Oh, and then what? Back to the museum?
- 1310
- 01:13:04,960 --> 01:13:07,300
- Stand there as little children
- ogle and point?
- 1311
- 01:13:07,400 --> 01:13:08,681
- And learn.
- 1312
- 01:13:08,800 --> 01:13:11,140
- And get inspired to do great things.
- 1313
- 01:13:11,240 --> 01:13:13,220
- There are far less noble fates,
- my friend.
- 1314
- 01:13:13,320 --> 01:13:14,860
- Not for me, there aren't!
- 1315
- 01:13:14,960 --> 01:13:16,820
- If there is no Camelot...
- 1316
- 01:13:16,920 --> 01:13:20,380
- there is no Guinevere and no Lancelot...
- 1317
- 01:13:20,480 --> 01:13:23,700
- then I'm nothing.
- I'm just a sad lump of misshapen wax.
- 1318
- 01:13:23,800 --> 01:13:25,300
- Stop looking at my nose!
- 1319
- 01:13:25,400 --> 01:13:27,011
- - I wasn't looking at it.
- - You were, I saw you.
- 1320
- 01:13:27,160 --> 01:13:28,900
- You were like this. "Hmm, hmm." Staring.
- 1321
- 01:13:29,000 --> 01:13:30,140
- - I wasn't like that.
- - You were!
- 1322
- 01:13:30,240 --> 01:13:31,220
- Don't look at it!
- 1323
- 01:13:31,320 --> 01:13:33,340
- It really is hard not to look at.
- 1324
- 01:13:33,440 --> 01:13:35,369
- Yes, he is.
- 1325
- 01:13:37,160 --> 01:13:38,220
- - I didn't.
- - I saw you!
- 1326
- 01:13:38,320 --> 01:13:40,980
- - No, I'm looking at your eyes.
- - Monkey, stop it!
- 1327
- 01:13:41,080 --> 01:13:42,860
- Could you give me the tablet, please?
- Give me the tablet.
- 1328
- 01:13:42,960 --> 01:13:44,140
- If you give me the tablet,
- I promise I won't...
- 1329
- 01:13:44,240 --> 01:13:45,380
- Do not look at my nose!
- 1330
- 01:13:45,480 --> 01:13:46,900
- - Give me the tablet.
- - Look away.
- 1331
- 01:13:47,000 --> 01:13:49,580
- - Give me the tablet.
- - How hard could it be not to look at my nose?
- 1332
- 01:13:49,680 --> 01:13:51,180
- I'm not gonna look at your nose.
- 1333
- 01:13:51,280 --> 01:13:53,801
- - I can't help it!
- - Look to the heavens!
- 1334
- 01:13:55,360 --> 01:13:56,740
- It's disgusting.
- 1335
- 01:13:56,840 --> 01:13:58,420
- Yet, he's still handsome.
- 1336
- 01:13:58,520 --> 01:14:03,726
- No one shall look at, or mention,
- my nose from this moment forward!
- 1337
- 01:14:06,760 --> 01:14:08,580
- I'm sorry, I forgot
- what we were talking about.
- 1338
- 01:14:14,200 --> 01:14:15,447
- Lawrence.
- 1339
- 01:14:16,040 --> 01:14:17,401
- Oh, Teddy!
- 1340
- 01:14:20,640 --> 01:14:21,841
- Larry.
- 1341
- 01:14:22,880 --> 01:14:24,889
- We've run out of time.
- 1342
- 01:14:26,200 --> 01:14:28,620
- Listen to me.
- You got to straighten the pieces.
- 1343
- 01:14:28,720 --> 01:14:30,780
- Straighten the pieces right now
- or they're all gonna die!
- 1344
- 01:14:30,880 --> 01:14:31,860
- You too!
- 1345
- 01:14:31,960 --> 01:14:34,891
- A world without Camelot is not
- a world worth living in.
- 1346
- 01:14:37,200 --> 01:14:38,447
- Dad!
- 1347
- 01:14:41,160 --> 01:14:42,566
- Dexter, what is it?
- 1348
- 01:14:42,680 --> 01:14:43,881
- You all right?
- 1349
- 01:14:45,720 --> 01:14:47,001
- Hey.
- 1350
- 01:14:47,160 --> 01:14:48,620
- Hey, man, you okay?
- 1351
- 01:14:48,720 --> 01:14:50,524
- Hey, look at me.
- 1352
- 01:14:52,040 --> 01:14:53,820
- Yeah, you want to slap me? Go ahead.
- 1353
- 01:14:53,920 --> 01:14:55,690
- Go ahead, slap me in the face.
- 1354
- 01:14:58,880 --> 01:15:00,241
- Dex?
- 1355
- 01:15:06,880 --> 01:15:08,127
- Dexter?
- 1356
- 01:15:08,320 --> 01:15:09,601
- Dexter?
- 1357
- 01:15:10,960 --> 01:15:12,820
- Oh! No, no. No.
- 1358
- 01:15:12,920 --> 01:15:15,340
- Dexter? No, no. Come on, man!
- 1359
- 01:15:15,440 --> 01:15:17,244
- Dad, he's gone.
- 1360
- 01:15:26,680 --> 01:15:28,962
- I'll take that hand now.
- 1361
- 01:15:35,880 --> 01:15:37,320
- I understand now.
- 1362
- 01:15:39,040 --> 01:15:41,020
- The monkey was the quest.
- 1363
- 01:15:41,120 --> 01:15:43,084
- It was never about the tablet.
- 1364
- 01:15:48,120 --> 01:15:49,651
- It was about them.
- 1365
- 01:15:52,200 --> 01:15:53,640
- Forgive me.
- 1366
- 01:15:54,600 --> 01:15:56,643
- It is I who have been the fool.
- 1367
- 01:16:16,320 --> 01:16:17,580
- We're back, baby!
- 1368
- 01:16:17,680 --> 01:16:18,881
- Lawrence!
- 1369
- 01:16:20,560 --> 01:16:21,580
- Whoa!
- 1370
- 01:16:21,680 --> 01:16:22,820
- Hey!
- 1371
- 01:16:22,920 --> 01:16:24,220
- Welcome back, buddy.
- 1372
- 01:16:27,680 --> 01:16:29,006
- Hey.
- 1373
- 01:16:29,320 --> 01:16:30,500
- Well done, Larry!
- 1374
- 01:16:30,600 --> 01:16:32,340
- There he is. That's our guy.
- 1375
- 01:16:32,440 --> 01:16:33,846
- Come here!
- 1376
- 01:16:34,360 --> 01:16:35,900
- Here's your tablet.
- 1377
- 01:16:36,000 --> 01:16:38,220
- It feels good, doesn't it, Jedediah?
- 1378
- 01:16:38,320 --> 01:16:40,010
- Boy, you said it!
- 1379
- 01:16:44,200 --> 01:16:45,970
- Hey. Thank you.
- 1380
- 01:17:00,640 --> 01:17:02,251
- How do I look?
- 1381
- 01:17:04,040 --> 01:17:05,924
- You look like Lancelot.
- 1382
- 01:17:17,200 --> 01:17:19,607
- Well done, my child.
- 1383
- 01:17:24,880 --> 01:17:26,241
- Thank you...
- 1384
- 01:17:26,680 --> 01:17:29,281
- for bringing my son home safely.
- 1385
- 01:17:30,680 --> 01:17:32,609
- It's a strange thing...
- 1386
- 01:17:35,200 --> 01:17:37,380
- seeing your boy become a man.
- 1387
- 01:17:37,480 --> 01:17:39,060
- There were lions chasing us.
- 1388
- 01:17:40,480 --> 01:17:42,125
- Yeah, it's crazy.
- 1389
- 01:17:42,720 --> 01:17:45,300
- One day, they're riding a dinosaur
- through Central Park...
- 1390
- 01:17:45,400 --> 01:17:49,571
- and then the next day
- they're DJ-ing in Ibiza.
- 1391
- 01:17:53,240 --> 01:17:55,442
- You've served my family well.
- 1392
- 01:17:55,720 --> 01:17:58,940
- We shall build a great tomb
- and bury you with many riches.
- 1393
- 01:17:59,040 --> 01:18:01,460
- I, personally, will see to it
- that your organs are removed...
- 1394
- 01:18:01,560 --> 01:18:04,491
- and placed in separate
- jewel-encrusted jars.
- 1395
- 01:18:07,080 --> 01:18:08,441
- Thank you.
- 1396
- 01:18:09,000 --> 01:18:10,406
- It's the right thing to do.
- 1397
- 01:18:10,600 --> 01:18:12,180
- Then we're agreed.
- 1398
- 01:18:12,280 --> 01:18:13,500
- Lawrence...
- 1399
- 01:18:13,600 --> 01:18:14,740
- may I have a word?
- 1400
- 01:18:14,840 --> 01:18:16,140
- Yeah.
- 1401
- 01:18:16,240 --> 01:18:18,500
- The others and I have been talking.
- 1402
- 01:18:18,600 --> 01:18:22,282
- Ahkmenrah's place
- is here with his family.
- 1403
- 01:18:22,600 --> 01:18:23,801
- He must remain here.
- 1404
- 01:18:25,080 --> 01:18:27,460
- And the tablet should
- stay here as well, son.
- 1405
- 01:18:27,560 --> 01:18:30,604
- This is where it belongs, Gigantor.
- 1406
- 01:18:30,880 --> 01:18:32,445
- Yeah, but it...
- 1407
- 01:18:32,920 --> 01:18:35,260
- That means you guys would have to stay.
- 1408
- 01:18:35,360 --> 01:18:36,780
- We belong in New York.
- 1409
- 01:18:40,240 --> 01:18:41,620
- Yeah, but if you...
- 1410
- 01:18:41,720 --> 01:18:43,809
- If you guys go, then you...
- 1411
- 01:18:44,440 --> 01:18:46,449
- you won't be alive after tonight.
- 1412
- 01:18:46,600 --> 01:18:48,460
- We're museum exhibits, Laredo.
- 1413
- 01:18:48,560 --> 01:18:49,841
- It's what we are.
- 1414
- 01:18:50,560 --> 01:18:54,483
- Folks come to look at us,
- maybe learn a little something.
- 1415
- 01:18:54,880 --> 01:18:56,684
- That's alive, man.
- 1416
- 01:18:56,800 --> 01:18:58,380
- But I'm...
- 1417
- 01:18:58,480 --> 01:19:00,140
- I'm supposed to take care of you guys.
- 1418
- 01:19:00,240 --> 01:19:01,680
- And you have.
- 1419
- 01:19:02,480 --> 01:19:04,444
- It's okay, Lawrence.
- 1420
- 01:19:04,840 --> 01:19:06,326
- We're ready.
- 1421
- 01:19:08,960 --> 01:19:10,525
- I'm not.
- 1422
- 01:19:12,760 --> 01:19:14,485
- Let us go, son.
- 1423
- 01:19:20,720 --> 01:19:21,967
- Okay.
- 1424
- 01:19:25,160 --> 01:19:28,409
- Thank you for giving me
- back my family, Larry...
- 1425
- 01:19:30,960 --> 01:19:33,049
- Guardian of Brooklyn.
- 1426
- 01:19:35,160 --> 01:19:37,420
- Dad, if we leave right now,
- we can still catch a flight...
- 1427
- 01:19:37,520 --> 01:19:40,060
- get home with everyone still awake
- before the sun comes up.
- 1428
- 01:19:40,160 --> 01:19:41,725
- Yeah, okay.
- 1429
- 01:19:43,040 --> 01:19:45,049
- Let's go home.
- 1430
- 01:19:45,720 --> 01:19:46,780
- Whoa!
- 1431
- 01:19:46,880 --> 01:19:48,100
- It's all right, Larry.
- 1432
- 01:19:48,200 --> 01:19:50,100
- We've reached something
- of an understanding.
- 1433
- 01:19:50,200 --> 01:19:52,721
- - Really?
- - Trixey, sit.
- 1434
- 01:19:52,880 --> 01:19:55,380
- Wow! That's really good.
- 1435
- 01:19:55,480 --> 01:19:56,900
- Good job, Lance.
- 1436
- 01:19:57,000 --> 01:19:58,247
- Thanks.
- 1437
- 01:20:01,400 --> 01:20:02,886
- Trixey, behave.
- 1438
- 01:20:03,000 --> 01:20:04,247
- Good girl.
- 1439
- 01:20:05,720 --> 01:20:06,921
- Steady.
- 1440
- 01:20:10,040 --> 01:20:11,380
- He never even listens to me.
- 1441
- 01:20:11,480 --> 01:20:12,820
- But you...
- 1442
- 01:20:12,920 --> 01:20:16,100
- I just feel like
- you really listen to me.
- 1443
- 01:20:17,280 --> 01:20:21,610
- It's like our hearts are in
- perfect sync with each other right now.
- 1444
- 01:20:22,600 --> 01:20:23,660
- Do you feel what...
- 1445
- 01:20:23,772 --> 01:20:26,524
- Hi. Sorry to interrupt whatever...
- 1446
- 01:20:27,320 --> 01:20:28,700
- is happening.
- 1447
- 01:20:28,800 --> 01:20:31,765
- Laaa, the guys are waiting outside.
- We gotta go. Come on.
- 1448
- 01:20:32,920 --> 01:20:34,500
- What? No.
- 1449
- 01:20:34,600 --> 01:20:36,060
- No! Laaa, stay!
- 1450
- 01:20:36,160 --> 01:20:37,980
- I know this sounds crazy...
- 1451
- 01:20:38,080 --> 01:20:40,601
- but you and I could make a life
- together here in England.
- 1452
- 01:20:49,920 --> 01:20:51,281
- Whoa!
- 1453
- 01:20:51,920 --> 01:20:54,521
- Wow. Okay.
- 1454
- 01:21:07,200 --> 01:21:09,004
- I will never forget you.
- 1455
- 01:21:11,840 --> 01:21:16,648
- You are the most rugged man
- that I have ever, ever met.
- 1456
- 01:21:22,120 --> 01:21:23,740
- Keep the scrunchies.
- 1457
- 01:21:23,840 --> 01:21:26,486
- Okay, Laaa. We gotta go.
- 1458
- 01:21:26,840 --> 01:21:28,041
- Come on.
- 1459
- 01:21:31,480 --> 01:21:33,091
- I won't say anything if you won't.
- 1460
- 01:21:34,640 --> 01:21:38,208
- Oh, I know you hate this job and
- everything, but tomorrow night...
- 1461
- 01:21:38,800 --> 01:21:40,889
- best job ever.
- 1462
- 01:22:22,680 --> 01:22:24,940
- Sure is quiet around here.
- 1463
- 01:22:25,040 --> 01:22:28,449
- Without the tablet,
- it's just like any other museum.
- 1464
- 01:22:29,400 --> 01:22:31,807
- You know what I'm gonna remember
- most about you?
- 1465
- 01:22:31,960 --> 01:22:33,400
- What?
- 1466
- 01:22:33,920 --> 01:22:36,248
- How big you guys are.
- 1467
- 01:22:40,240 --> 01:22:41,566
- Come here.
- 1468
- 01:22:41,880 --> 01:22:43,241
- Come here.
- 1469
- 01:22:43,720 --> 01:22:45,684
- Hold me.
- 1470
- 01:22:51,720 --> 01:22:53,410
- My...
- 1471
- 01:22:55,760 --> 01:22:57,450
- friend.
- 1472
- 01:23:00,880 --> 01:23:02,684
- You speak English?
- 1473
- 01:23:06,880 --> 01:23:08,525
- Okay.
- 1474
- 01:23:11,920 --> 01:23:13,770
- Hey, listen.
- 1475
- 01:23:15,320 --> 01:23:18,444
- Up there on the roof, when...
- 1476
- 01:23:19,160 --> 01:23:20,771
- When you almost...
- 1477
- 01:23:21,400 --> 01:23:23,170
- Yeah.
- 1478
- 01:23:30,120 --> 01:23:32,260
- I just want you to know...
- 1479
- 01:23:32,360 --> 01:23:35,540
- I really changed my perspective
- on everything.
- 1480
- 01:23:35,640 --> 01:23:37,683
- I know we have a weird...
- 1481
- 01:23:38,920 --> 01:23:42,681
- We have this dynamic,
- we have this tension.
- 1482
- 01:23:43,600 --> 01:23:45,420
- Back and forth.
- 1483
- 01:23:45,520 --> 01:23:47,529
- I mean, games, right? You know?
- 1484
- 01:23:47,840 --> 01:23:51,961
- Roles that we put ourselves into,
- but why does it have to be that way?
- 1485
- 01:23:52,120 --> 01:23:53,660
- I feel like there's always been a mutual
- 1486
- 01:23:53,760 --> 01:23:56,645
- sort of respect for each other.
- 1487
- 01:23:58,360 --> 01:23:59,891
- Anyway.
- 1488
- 01:24:00,120 --> 01:24:02,209
- I'll miss you, you know?
- 1489
- 01:24:05,560 --> 01:24:06,700
- Okay. It's all right.
- 1490
- 01:24:06,800 --> 01:24:08,889
- Go ahead. One last slap.
- 1491
- 01:24:25,560 --> 01:24:28,923
- Yeah, I felt that was there
- for a long time, too.
- 1492
- 01:24:52,920 --> 01:24:54,201
- Thank you.
- 1493
- 01:24:59,760 --> 01:25:01,580
- Who would have ever thought?
- 1494
- 01:25:01,680 --> 01:25:04,804
- I'm wax, she's polyurethane.
- 1495
- 01:25:04,920 --> 01:25:07,122
- But somehow, it worked.
- 1496
- 01:25:11,880 --> 01:25:13,580
- I guess this is it.
- 1497
- 01:25:13,680 --> 01:25:14,940
- Indeed.
- 1498
- 01:25:15,040 --> 01:25:18,403
- And I know young Nick
- will do great things.
- 1499
- 01:25:18,560 --> 01:25:20,285
- Yeah, he's...
- 1500
- 01:25:21,440 --> 01:25:24,180
- ready to take on the world
- all by himself.
- 1501
- 01:25:24,280 --> 01:25:26,403
- Then you've done your job.
- 1502
- 01:25:28,040 --> 01:25:30,163
- You've done your job.
- 1503
- 01:25:31,360 --> 01:25:33,688
- It's time for your next adventure.
- 1504
- 01:25:34,360 --> 01:25:36,483
- I have no idea
- what I'm gonna do tomorrow.
- 1505
- 01:25:36,880 --> 01:25:39,082
- How exciting.
- 1506
- 01:25:46,560 --> 01:25:48,125
- Bye, Teddy.
- 1507
- 01:25:48,440 --> 01:25:50,449
- Farewell, Lawrence.
- 1508
- 01:25:57,240 --> 01:25:58,500
- Bully!
- 1509
- 01:25:59,575 --> 01:26:00,609
- Got you!
- 1510
- 01:26:01,840 --> 01:26:03,963
- Smile, my boy.
- 1511
- 01:26:05,280 --> 01:26:07,289
- It's sunrise.
- 1512
- 01:26:29,280 --> 01:26:31,380
- - Hey.
- - Hey. You good?
- 1513
- 01:26:31,480 --> 01:26:34,047
- - Yeah, I am.
- - Good.
- 1514
- 01:26:36,520 --> 01:26:38,961
- So, Ibiza?
- 1515
- 01:26:40,760 --> 01:26:42,041
- Yeah.
- 1516
- 01:26:42,640 --> 01:26:44,410
- The whole DJ thing, Dad...
- 1517
- 01:26:45,360 --> 01:26:47,500
- I don't know if that's
- the thing for me...
- 1518
- 01:26:47,600 --> 01:26:49,700
- I just know that it's the next thing.
- 1519
- 01:26:49,800 --> 01:26:51,620
- After that, maybe college.
- 1520
- 01:26:51,720 --> 01:26:55,481
- I'm figuring it all out, you know?
- 1521
- 01:26:56,800 --> 01:26:58,161
- Sounds like a plan.
- 1522
- 01:27:00,880 --> 01:27:02,540
- I should get back to Mom's,
- or something.
- 1523
- 01:27:02,640 --> 01:27:04,171
- Okay.
- 1524
- 01:27:05,520 --> 01:27:06,721
- I love you.
- 1525
- 01:27:07,320 --> 01:27:09,010
- I love you, too.
- 1526
- 01:27:09,400 --> 01:27:10,681
- All right.
- 1527
- 01:27:14,160 --> 01:27:15,540
- I'm not gonna let you go.
- 1528
- 01:27:15,640 --> 01:27:18,002
- Okay. I'll see you later.
- 1529
- 01:27:59,040 --> 01:28:01,580
- Three years, no Larry Daley.
- 1530
- 01:28:01,680 --> 01:28:05,260
- He was the one that took the fall
- for me, got me my job back.
- 1531
- 01:28:05,360 --> 01:28:09,260
- I heard he went back to school,
- got his degree, became a teacher.
- 1532
- 01:28:09,360 --> 01:28:10,420
- I'm very glad.
- 1533
- 01:28:10,520 --> 01:28:13,540
- Well, when he heard about
- this traveling exhibition...
- 1534
- 01:28:13,640 --> 01:28:16,923
- Larry insisted that I deliver this
- to you personally.
- 1535
- 01:28:18,880 --> 01:28:23,020
- The infamous,
- supposedly magic, glowing tablet.
- 1536
- 01:28:23,120 --> 01:28:25,460
- Larry Daley and his fanciful tales.
- 1537
- 01:28:25,560 --> 01:28:27,524
- Larry said you could be trusted.
- 1538
- 01:28:28,040 --> 01:28:29,605
- What do you mean?
- 1539
- 01:28:31,800 --> 01:28:34,765
- With the top secret knowledge.
- 1540
- 01:28:35,720 --> 01:28:36,921
- What are you doing?
- 1541
- 01:28:37,160 --> 01:28:39,020
- - I'm winking.
- - You're blinking.
- 1542
- 01:28:39,120 --> 01:28:41,020
- No, I wink with both eyes.
- 1543
- 01:28:41,120 --> 01:28:42,180
- That's blinking.
- 1544
- 01:28:42,280 --> 01:28:44,380
- It doesn't matter, because right now...
- 1545
- 01:28:44,480 --> 01:28:45,980
- you better get ready!
- 1546
- 01:28:46,080 --> 01:28:47,486
- For what?
- 1547
- 01:28:49,400 --> 01:28:50,601
- For this.
- 1548
- 01:28:59,160 --> 01:29:00,361
- It does glow.
- 1549
- 01:29:10,280 --> 01:29:11,527
- Come on.
- 1550
- 01:29:58,240 --> 01:29:59,460
- Sorry.
- 1551
- 01:29:59,560 --> 01:30:01,140
- Go ahead.
- 1552
- 01:30:01,240 --> 01:30:02,885
- Have fun-fun, Dum Dum.
- 1553
- 01:30:42,960 --> 01:30:44,100
- Stay!
- 1554
- 01:30:44,200 --> 01:30:45,890
- I'm not going anywhere.
- 1555
- 01:30:46,080 --> 01:30:47,340
- Stay!
- 1556
- 01:30:47,440 --> 01:30:49,085
- I'm not going anywhere!
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