Eng Incredibles 2

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Subtitles by explosiveskull

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File 82-712.

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Agent Rick Dicker
interrogating.

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State your name, please.

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Uh, Tony. Tony Rydinger.

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Tell me about the incident.

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Well, there's this girl,
um, in my class.

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<i>I saw her at the track meet.</i>

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- You're, uh, Violet, right?
- That's me.

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<i>I sort of knew her,
but she'd changed.</i>

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<i>Relaxed.
She was more sure of herself.</i>

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<i>Cool, cute.</i>

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<i>I asked her out to a movie.</i>

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So, Friday?

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- Friday.
- Friday.

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<i>And I went to watch
the track meet.</i>

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<i>Not long after, this thing
happened in the parking lot.</i>

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Behold! The Underminer!

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I am always beneath you,
but nothing is beneath me!

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<i>As if things aren't
weird enough,</i>

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<i>I look over
and I see these boots.</i>

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You two, stay here.

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Wait.
Should we be doing this?

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It is still illegal.

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<i>They looked
like superheroes.</i>

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- We're gonna lose him.
- Oh, all right.

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One of you patrol
the perimeter,

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keep the crowds
back and safe.

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The other,
watch after Jack-Jack.

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But I thought we were
gonna go with...

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You heard your mother.

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Trampoline me.

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I call perimeter!

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You're not
going anywhere,

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you little
maggoty creep!

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<i>I see my chance
to get out of there.</i>

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<i>But there's something familiar
about one of the kids' voices.</i>

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<i>The girl, she's upset</i>

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<i>and she throws down
her mask...</i>

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<i>and it's her!</i>

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Oh. Tony!

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Hi.

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Uh, this isn't
what you think it is.

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<i>It was just getting
too freaky.</i>

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<i>I couldn't handle it
and ran off.</i>

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I feel kinda bad about it.

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Maybe I should've said
"hi" or something?

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It's not her fault
superheroes are illegal.

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And it's not like
I don't like strong girls.

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I'm pretty secure
manhood-wise.

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What is that?

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Have you told anyone else
about this? Your parents?

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No, they'd only think
I was hiding something.

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- You know what I mean?
- Sure, kid.

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I like this girl, Mr. Dicker.

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I'm supposed to go out
with her Friday night.

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Now, things are just
gonna be weird.

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I wish I could forget
I ever saw her in that suit.

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You will, kid.

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You will.

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Come on!

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Consider yourself undermined!

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Ooh.

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- Underminer!
- We meet again... Huh?

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Oh, great!
Now, he's on the agenda.

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Incredible!

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Meet Jack Hammer!

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Buh-bye!

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No, no, no! No, no, no!

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Everybody, stay back!
Okay? Stay back!

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You're not sticking me
with babysitting!

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I can't steer it or stop it.
And the Underminer's escaped!

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We'll have to stop it...
Bob! The monorail!

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Frozone! Yeah!

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We have to stop
this thing

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before it gets
to the overpass!

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I'll try to keep it away
from the buildings!

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Hey, lady!

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Thank you so much,
young man!

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What?

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Violet!

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Ahh!

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Stop!

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Everybody, stop!

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- Heads up, Dad!
- Dash!

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Violet!
Who's watching Jack-Jack?

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Dash is watching him!

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Violet, here, you take him!

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It's headed for City Hall!

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Mom needs help!

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They're out in public again!
This is our chance!

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Follow them,
follow Frozone!

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Bob! Help me
with the boiler!

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That should do it!

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What are you kids doing?
Get out of here!

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This thing's gonna blow!

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There's no time!

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We did it!

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Freeze, Supers!

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Oh, what did we do?

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Excuse me, Mr. Zone?

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Sorry, but I'm not
really supposed to be here.

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Which seems wrong...

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doesn't it?

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Perhaps you'd be interested
in changing that law?

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<i>Superheroes including Frozone,</i>

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<i>Mr. Incredible,
and Elastigirl...</i>

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<i>caused further damage
to the city.</i>

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<i>The Underminer
remains at large.</i>

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We didn't start
this fight.

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Well, you didn't
finish it either!

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Did you stop the Underminer
from inflicting more damage?

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No.

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Did you stop him
from robbing the banks?

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- No.
- Did you catch him?

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- No.
- The banks were insured.

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We have infrastructure
in place

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to deal
with these matters.

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If you had simply
done nothing...

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everything would now be

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proceeding
in an orderly fashion.

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You'd have preferred
we do nothing?

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Without a doubt.

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You weren't much help.

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Do you want
out of the hole?

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First you gotta
put down the shovel.

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Well, that went poorly.

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Dad, this is probably

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not the best time
to tell you about this...

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but something else
happened today with a kid...

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and my mask.

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Oh, hey, Rick.

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Violet thinks a friend
of hers, a kid named Tony...

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might have seen her in the
outfit, without her mask.

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- Talkative type?
- Don't know.

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Last name is Rydinger.

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Tony Rydinger.

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I'll check it out.

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Bob, Helen...

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a word
if you don't mind.

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Uh, the program's been
shut down.

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What?

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Politicians don't
understand people...

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who do good simply
because it's right.

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It makes 'em nervous.

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They've been gunning
for Supers for years.

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Today was all they needed.

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Anyway...

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I'm done.

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I'm afraid two more
weeks in the motel

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is the best
I can do for ya.

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It ain't much.

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You've done plenty, Rick.

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We won't forget.

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Well, it has been
a great honor

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working with
you good people.

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Thanks for everything,
and good luck.

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Yeah. You, too.

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Did you wash your hands?

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With soap?

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Did you dry them?

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What? Is this all vegetables?
Who ordered all vegetables?

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I did. They're good and
you're going to have some.

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Are we going to
talk about it?

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- What?
- The elephant in the room.

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- What elephant?
- I guess not then.

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You're referring
to today.

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Yeah, what's the deal
with today?

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We all made mistakes.

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For example,

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you kids were supposed
to watch Jack-Jack.

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Babysitting, while you guys
did the important stuff.

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We talked about this.

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You're not old enough to
decide about these things.

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We are old enough
to help out.

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Yeah!

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Isn't that what
you tell us, Dad?

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Yeah, well, "help out" can
mean many different things.

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But we're supposed to help,
if there's trouble.

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- Well, yeah, but...
- Aren't you

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- glad we helped today?
- Yeah, I know but...

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You said that you were
proud of us.

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Well, yeah, I was. Am!

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We wanna fight
bad guys!

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No, you don't!

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You said things
were different now.

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And they were,
on the island.

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But I didn't mean
that from now on...

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So now, we've gotta go back
to never using our powers.

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It defines who I am.

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We're not saying
you have...

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- What?
- Someone on TV said it.

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Can we just eat?

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The dinner, while it's hot?

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Did we do
something wrong?

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- Yes.
- No.

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We didn't do
anything wrong.

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Superheroes are illegal.

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Whether it's fair or not,
that's the law.

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The law should be fair. What
are we teaching our kids?

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To respect the law!

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Even when the law
is disrespectful?

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If laws are unjust, there
are laws to change them!

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Otherwise, it's chaos!

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Which is exactly
what we have!

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I just thought
it was kinda cool.

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- What was?
- Fighting crime as a family.

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It was cool.

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But it's over.
The world is what it is.

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We have to adapt.

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Are things bad?

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Things are fine.

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May I be excused?

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How much longer
in the motel, Dad?

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- Uh...
- Not much longer, honey.

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What are we
gonna do?

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I don't know.

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Maybe Dicker
will find something?

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Dicker is done, Bob.

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Any thought we had about being
Supers again is fantasy.

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One of us
has gotta get a job.

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One of us?

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You did a long stint
at Insuricare.

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Hated every minute of it.

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I know
it was hard on you.

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Maybe it's my turn
in the private sector

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and you take care
of the kids...

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No, I'm doing this.
I need to do this.

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You know where my suit
and ties are?

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Burned up when...

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The jet destroyed
our house.

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Yeah.

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We can't count
on anyone else now, Bob.

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It's just us.

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We can't wait for...

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No lifeguard on duty!

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Swim at your own risk.

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Oh, where'd you go today?

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I noticed
you missed all the fun.

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Don't be mad because
I know when to leave a party.

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I'm just as illegal
as you guys.

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Besides, I knew the cops
would let you go.

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Yeah, in spite
of Bob's best efforts.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I heard
the program shut down.

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How much longer
are you in this motel?

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Two weeks.

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Now, you know
the offer still stands.

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You're very generous,
but there are five of us.

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We wouldn't do that
to you and Honey.

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Well, door's always open.

252
00:22:35,991 --> 00:22:38,555
You know,
the news isn't all bad.

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While you guys
were being detained...

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I was approached by a dude
who represents this tycoon.

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- Winston Deavor.
- Wants to talk...

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with me, with you two,
about hero stuff.

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I checked him out.

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He's legit.

259
00:22:52,891 --> 00:22:54,755
Trained under Dicker.
He wants to meet.

260
00:22:54,757 --> 00:22:56,889
Ah, jeez!
More superhero trouble.

261
00:22:56,891 --> 00:22:58,923
We just came from
the police station, Lucius.

262
00:22:58,925 --> 00:23:02,790
- When?
- Tonight. I'm going there now.

263
00:23:02,792 --> 00:23:04,656
You enjoy,
I'm sitting this one out.

264
00:23:04,658 --> 00:23:06,090
He wants
all three of us.

265
00:23:06,092 --> 00:23:09,857
Honey, let's just at least
hear what he has to say.

266
00:23:09,859 --> 00:23:12,623
You got the address,
I'll meet you guys there.

267
00:23:12,625 --> 00:23:14,890
Go in our Supersuits?

268
00:23:14,892 --> 00:23:16,523
Yeah.

269
00:23:16,525 --> 00:23:18,790
Might wanna wear
the old Supersuits.

270
00:23:18,792 --> 00:23:21,859
Got a feeling
he's nostalgic.

271
00:23:25,426 --> 00:23:27,124
Where are you going?

272
00:23:27,126 --> 00:23:29,791
The fresh air
is especially good tonight.

273
00:23:29,793 --> 00:23:31,058
If Jack-Jack
wakes up...

274
00:23:31,060 --> 00:23:32,793
I know the drill.

275
00:23:42,559 --> 00:23:45,991
Your security badges.
Please, this way.

276
00:23:45,993 --> 00:23:47,658
Hey, listen,
you're my biggest fan.

277
00:23:47,660 --> 00:23:48,758
Good to see you.

278
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:51,727
I'm your biggest fan.
Shoot!

279
00:24:14,795 --> 00:24:18,426
I love superheroes!

280
00:24:18,428 --> 00:24:20,593
The powers, the costumes...

281
00:24:20,595 --> 00:24:22,426
the mythic struggles.

282
00:24:22,428 --> 00:24:24,526
Winston Deavor.
You can call me Win.

283
00:24:24,528 --> 00:24:25,793
Genuine pleasure
to meet you.

284
00:24:25,795 --> 00:24:27,593
- Frozone!
- It's good to see you.

285
00:24:27,595 --> 00:24:28,926
- Elastigirl.
- Nice to meet you.

286
00:24:28,928 --> 00:24:31,093
- Mr. Incredible!
- Hello.

287
00:24:31,095 --> 00:24:33,860
<i>♪ Mr. Incredible,
Incredible</i>

288
00:24:33,862 --> 00:24:35,694
<i>♪ Incredible</i>

289
00:24:35,696 --> 00:24:38,493
<i>♪ Catching the bad guys
Pow, pow, pow ♪</i>

290
00:24:39,863 --> 00:24:41,927
<i>♪ Who's the cat
Who's always chill</i>

291
00:24:41,929 --> 00:24:45,594
<i>♪ When survival odds
Are close to nil</i>

292
00:24:45,596 --> 00:24:49,161
<i>♪ Frozone
Frozone</i>

293
00:24:49,163 --> 00:24:51,061
<i>♪ Frozone</i>

294
00:24:51,063 --> 00:24:52,760
Yeah!

295
00:24:52,762 --> 00:24:54,961
Can't tell you what a thrill this is.
And this...

296
00:24:54,963 --> 00:24:59,095
Oh, hello there, superheroes.
I'm so sorry I'm late.

297
00:24:59,097 --> 00:25:00,995
...is my tardy sister,
Evelyn.

298
00:25:00,997 --> 00:25:04,928
And I'm scolding myself so
you don't have to, Winston!

299
00:25:04,930 --> 00:25:06,461
Spectacular.

300
00:25:06,463 --> 00:25:08,528
My father was so proud

301
00:25:08,530 --> 00:25:11,661
that I was even remotely
connected to you guys.

302
00:25:11,663 --> 00:25:13,862
He used to call you
the last line of defense.

303
00:25:13,864 --> 00:25:15,828
He was
your top supporter.

304
00:25:15,830 --> 00:25:18,461
He donated
to superhero causes.

305
00:25:18,463 --> 00:25:19,728
<i>He raised money</i>

306
00:25:19,730 --> 00:25:21,628
<i>for the Dynaguy statue
in Avery Park.</i>

307
00:25:21,630 --> 00:25:23,629
<i>He got to know
many Supers personally.</i>

308
00:25:23,631 --> 00:25:25,129
<i>Even installed a phone</i>

309
00:25:25,131 --> 00:25:28,495
<i>with direct lines
to Gazerbeam and Fironic...</i>

310
00:25:28,497 --> 00:25:29,896
<i>in case of emergencies.</i>

311
00:25:29,898 --> 00:25:32,629
<i>He loved that,
showed it off to everyone.</i>

312
00:25:32,631 --> 00:25:33,863
He was heartbroken

313
00:25:33,865 --> 00:25:35,596
when you were all forced
to go underground.

314
00:25:35,598 --> 00:25:36,996
Father believed
the world

315
00:25:36,998 --> 00:25:38,998
would become more dangerous
without you.

316
00:25:40,464 --> 00:25:42,598
He didn't know
how right he was.

317
00:25:43,464 --> 00:25:44,929
<i>There was a break-in.</i>

318
00:25:46,732 --> 00:25:49,097
<i>My father called Gazerbeam.</i>

319
00:25:49,099 --> 00:25:50,730
<i>The direct line.</i>

320
00:25:50,732 --> 00:25:52,463
<i>No answer.</i>

321
00:25:52,465 --> 00:25:55,130
<i>He called Fironic, no answer.</i>

322
00:25:55,132 --> 00:25:58,430
<i>Superheroes had just been
made illegal...</i>

323
00:25:58,432 --> 00:26:00,630
<i>The robbers discovered him
on the phone...</i>

324
00:26:00,632 --> 00:26:01,999
<i>and shot him.</i>

325
00:26:03,799 --> 00:26:05,897
So...

326
00:26:05,899 --> 00:26:07,164
It must've been hard.

327
00:26:07,166 --> 00:26:08,763
Especially for Mother.

328
00:26:08,765 --> 00:26:11,931
She died a few months later.
Heartbreak.

329
00:26:11,933 --> 00:26:14,798
If superheroes had not been
forced underground...

330
00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:16,065
it never would've happened.

331
00:26:16,067 --> 00:26:18,664
Or Dad could've taken
Mom to the safe room

332
00:26:18,666 --> 00:26:19,998
as soon as he knew
there was trouble.

333
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:21,531
I disagree strongly!

334
00:26:21,533 --> 00:26:23,666
But we're not going
into it right now.

335
00:26:24,566 --> 00:26:25,664
The point is...

336
00:26:25,666 --> 00:26:27,564
nobody expected us

337
00:26:27,566 --> 00:26:29,998
to be able to actually
run Dad's company.

338
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:33,731
But with Evelyn as designer,
and myself as operator...

339
00:26:33,733 --> 00:26:36,199
uh, we threw ourselves
into building DEVTECH

340
00:26:36,201 --> 00:26:37,832
into what it is today.

341
00:26:37,834 --> 00:26:40,599
A world-class
telecommunications company.

342
00:26:40,601 --> 00:26:41,999
Bigger than ever.

343
00:26:42,001 --> 00:26:45,099
Perfectly positioned to make
some wrong things right.

344
00:26:45,101 --> 00:26:46,866
Hence, this meeting.

345
00:26:46,868 --> 00:26:48,599
Let me
ask you something.

346
00:26:48,601 --> 00:26:50,432
What is the main reason

347
00:26:50,434 --> 00:26:51,999
you were all
forced underground?

348
00:26:52,001 --> 00:26:54,066
- Ignorance.
- Perception.

349
00:26:54,068 --> 00:26:56,599
Take today for example,
with the Underminer.

350
00:26:56,601 --> 00:26:58,032
Difficult situation.

351
00:26:58,034 --> 00:27:00,433
You were faced with a
lot of hard decisions.

352
00:27:00,435 --> 00:27:01,600
Oh, tell me about it.

353
00:27:01,602 --> 00:27:02,833
I can't.

354
00:27:02,835 --> 00:27:05,499
Because I didn't see it...

355
00:27:05,501 --> 00:27:07,100
neither did anyone else.

356
00:27:07,102 --> 00:27:09,499
So, when you fight bad
guys like today...

357
00:27:09,501 --> 00:27:12,133
people don't see the fight
or what led up to it.

358
00:27:12,135 --> 00:27:14,733
They see what politicians
tell them to see.

359
00:27:14,735 --> 00:27:17,633
They see destruction
and they see you.

360
00:27:17,635 --> 00:27:19,033
So, if we wanna change

361
00:27:19,035 --> 00:27:21,833
people's perceptions
about superheroes...

362
00:27:21,835 --> 00:27:22,801
we need you

363
00:27:22,803 --> 00:27:25,168
to share your perceptions
with the world.

364
00:27:25,170 --> 00:27:27,467
- How do we do that?
- With cameras.

365
00:27:27,469 --> 00:27:31,601
<i>We need you to share your
perceptions with the world.</i>

366
00:27:31,603 --> 00:27:32,834
<i>How do we do that?</i>

367
00:27:32,836 --> 00:27:35,034
We embed
tiny cameras, like those,

368
00:27:35,036 --> 00:27:36,467
into your Supersuits.

369
00:27:36,469 --> 00:27:37,667
Wow, so small.

370
00:27:37,669 --> 00:27:39,168
And the picture
is outstanding.

371
00:27:39,170 --> 00:27:40,934
Thanks!
Designed 'em myself.

372
00:27:40,936 --> 00:27:42,534
We've got
resources, lobbyists,

373
00:27:42,536 --> 00:27:43,868
worldwide connections...

374
00:27:43,870 --> 00:27:46,435
and very important,
insurance.

375
00:27:46,437 --> 00:27:47,735
Insurance is key.

376
00:27:47,737 --> 00:27:50,135
All we need now are the
super-est superheroes.

377
00:27:50,137 --> 00:27:52,602
It needs you three.
Come on!

378
00:27:52,604 --> 00:27:55,969
Help me make all Supers
legal again.

379
00:27:55,971 --> 00:27:57,069
This sounds great!

380
00:27:57,071 --> 00:27:59,535
Let's get this going.
What's my first assignment?

381
00:27:59,537 --> 00:28:01,602
That enthusiasm is golden.

382
00:28:01,604 --> 00:28:03,869
Now hold on to it.
But for our first move...

383
00:28:03,871 --> 00:28:07,635
Well, Elastigirl
is our best play.

384
00:28:07,637 --> 00:28:10,471
Better than me?

385
00:28:11,005 --> 00:28:12,669
I mean, she's good.

386
00:28:12,671 --> 00:28:14,769
Really, a credit to her...

387
00:28:14,771 --> 00:28:17,636
You know. You know.

388
00:28:17,638 --> 00:28:18,936
With great respect...

389
00:28:18,938 --> 00:28:19,936
let's not test the whole

390
00:28:19,938 --> 00:28:21,836
"insurance-will-pay-
for-everything" idea...

391
00:28:21,838 --> 00:28:24,036
on the first go 'round, okay?

392
00:28:24,038 --> 00:28:27,736
Wait a minute. You're saying what?
I'm messy?

393
00:28:27,738 --> 00:28:29,769
Well, Evelyn did
a cost-benefit analysis...

394
00:28:29,771 --> 00:28:32,136
comparing all your last
five years of crime fighting

395
00:28:32,138 --> 00:28:33,836
before going underground.

396
00:28:33,838 --> 00:28:35,837
And Elastigirl's numbers
are self-explanatory.

397
00:28:35,839 --> 00:28:37,871
Well, it's not
a fair comparison!

398
00:28:37,873 --> 00:28:40,704
Heavyweight problems
need heavyweight solutions.

399
00:28:40,706 --> 00:28:42,470
Of course!
We're gonna solve

400
00:28:42,472 --> 00:28:44,537
all kinds
of problems together.

401
00:28:44,539 --> 00:28:48,939
After the perfect launch
with Elastigirl!

402
00:28:49,672 --> 00:28:52,104
So, what do you say?

403
00:28:52,106 --> 00:28:54,672
What do I say?

404
00:28:55,472 --> 00:28:57,670
I don't know.

405
00:28:57,672 --> 00:28:59,438
What do you mean,
you don't know?

406
00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:01,771
A few hours ago, you were
saying it was over...

407
00:29:01,773 --> 00:29:03,972
and being a superhero
was a fantasy.

408
00:29:03,974 --> 00:29:06,072
Now, you get the offer
of a lifetime

409
00:29:06,074 --> 00:29:07,738
and you don't know?

410
00:29:07,740 --> 00:29:10,905
It's not that simple, Bob.
I wanna protect the kids!

411
00:29:10,907 --> 00:29:12,471
So do I.

412
00:29:12,473 --> 00:29:14,005
From jail, Bob!

413
00:29:14,007 --> 00:29:15,571
And how do you do that?

414
00:29:15,573 --> 00:29:17,738
By turning down a chance
to change the law

415
00:29:17,740 --> 00:29:19,138
that forces them to hide
what they are?

416
00:29:19,140 --> 00:29:21,771
They haven't decided what they are.
They're still kids.

417
00:29:21,773 --> 00:29:24,106
Kids with powers,
which makes them Supers...

418
00:29:24,108 --> 00:29:26,739
whether they decide to
use those powers or not.

419
00:29:26,741 --> 00:29:28,106
This will benefit them.

420
00:29:28,108 --> 00:29:29,906
It's not a good time
to be away.

421
00:29:29,908 --> 00:29:31,672
Dash is having trouble
with homework...

422
00:29:31,674 --> 00:29:33,572
Vi is worried
about her first date

423
00:29:33,574 --> 00:29:35,006
with that boy she likes,
Tony...

424
00:29:35,008 --> 00:29:35,806
and Jack-Jack...

425
00:29:35,808 --> 00:29:38,772
Jack-Jack?
What's wrong with him?

426
00:29:38,774 --> 00:29:40,073
Okay, nothing's wrong
with Jack-Jack.

427
00:29:40,075 --> 00:29:42,839
But even a normal baby
needs a lot of attention.

428
00:29:42,841 --> 00:29:44,672
I'm just not sure
I can leave.

429
00:29:44,674 --> 00:29:46,106
Of course you can leave.

430
00:29:46,108 --> 00:29:48,207
You've got to.
So that I...

431
00:29:48,209 --> 00:29:50,140
we can be Supers again,

432
00:29:50,142 --> 00:29:51,940
so our kids can have
that choice.

433
00:29:51,942 --> 00:29:54,007
So you can have
that choice.

434
00:29:54,009 --> 00:29:55,207
All right, yes!

435
00:29:55,209 --> 00:29:57,773
So I can have
that choice.

436
00:29:57,775 --> 00:30:00,107
And I would do a great job!

437
00:30:00,109 --> 00:30:04,874
Regardless of what Deavor's
pie charts say or whatever...

438
00:30:04,876 --> 00:30:06,840
But they want you.

439
00:30:06,842 --> 00:30:09,709
And you'll do a great...

440
00:30:10,476 --> 00:30:11,810
job...

441
00:30:12,177 --> 00:30:14,975
too.

442
00:30:14,977 --> 00:30:18,008
Well, that
was excruciating to watch.

443
00:30:18,010 --> 00:30:20,041
I can't lie to you.

444
00:30:20,043 --> 00:30:23,507
It's nice to be wanted.
Flattering, you know, but...

445
00:30:23,509 --> 00:30:24,574
But what's the choice?

446
00:30:24,576 --> 00:30:25,875
One, do this right,

447
00:30:25,877 --> 00:30:27,474
get well paid,
we're out of the motel...

448
00:30:27,476 --> 00:30:29,075
and things get better
for all Supers,

449
00:30:29,077 --> 00:30:30,474
including our kids.

450
00:30:30,476 --> 00:30:31,941
Or two...

451
00:30:31,943 --> 00:30:35,475
I find a job in two weeks
or we're homeless.

452
00:30:35,477 --> 00:30:36,942
You know
it's crazy, right?

453
00:30:36,944 --> 00:30:39,475
To help my family,
I gotta leave it.

454
00:30:39,477 --> 00:30:40,575
To fix the law,
I gotta break it.

455
00:30:40,577 --> 00:30:41,675
You'll be great.

456
00:30:41,677 --> 00:30:42,842
I know I will.

457
00:30:42,844 --> 00:30:43,909
But what about you?
We have kids.

458
00:30:43,911 --> 00:30:45,709
I'll watch the kids,
no problem.

459
00:30:45,711 --> 00:30:47,475
- Easy.
- Easy, huh?

460
00:30:47,477 --> 00:30:48,942
You're adorable.

461
00:30:48,944 --> 00:30:50,475
Well, if there is
a problem,

462
00:30:50,477 --> 00:30:51,609
I'll drop this thing
and come right back.

463
00:30:51,611 --> 00:30:52,842
You won't need to.

464
00:30:52,844 --> 00:30:55,011
I got it,
you go do this thing.

465
00:30:55,811 --> 00:30:57,742
Do it so...

466
00:30:57,744 --> 00:31:00,443
I can do it better.

467
00:31:00,445 --> 00:31:02,610
Deavor here.

468
00:31:02,612 --> 00:31:04,043
This is Elastigirl.

469
00:31:04,045 --> 00:31:05,079
I'm in.

470
00:31:08,545 --> 00:31:11,177
Mr. Deavor,
it's wonderful...

471
00:31:11,179 --> 00:31:12,776
<i>but it's too generous.</i>

472
00:31:12,778 --> 00:31:14,210
Nonsense! That's the
least we can do.

473
00:31:14,212 --> 00:31:15,743
We're partners now!

474
00:31:15,745 --> 00:31:17,710
Can't have my partners
living in a motel.

475
00:31:17,712 --> 00:31:20,077
But whose house?
Is it a house?

476
00:31:20,079 --> 00:31:21,977
<i>It's my house.
I have several.</i>

477
00:31:21,979 --> 00:31:24,544
<i>I'm not using that one.
Stay as long as you need.</i>

478
00:31:24,546 --> 00:31:26,111
I don't know
what to say.

479
00:31:26,113 --> 00:31:28,479
How about "thanks"?

480
00:31:29,146 --> 00:31:31,044
This is our new house?

481
00:31:31,046 --> 00:31:34,544
Okay, easy, tiger.
It's being loaned to us.

482
00:31:34,546 --> 00:31:36,611
This is homey.

483
00:31:36,613 --> 00:31:37,944
Look at this place.

484
00:31:37,946 --> 00:31:40,644
Deavor bought it from
an eccentric billionaire...

485
00:31:40,646 --> 00:31:42,144
who liked to come and go
without being seen...

486
00:31:42,146 --> 00:31:44,811
so the house has
multiple hidden exits.

487
00:31:44,813 --> 00:31:46,478
Good thing
we won't stand out.

488
00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:49,612
Wouldn't want to attract
any unnecessary attention.

489
00:31:49,614 --> 00:31:51,645
It's got
a big yard!

490
00:31:51,647 --> 00:31:53,879
Isn't this a bit much?

491
00:31:53,881 --> 00:31:55,678
Near a forest!

492
00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:57,545
Would you rather be
at the motel?

493
00:31:57,547 --> 00:31:58,879
And a pool!

494
00:31:59,847 --> 00:32:02,012
What exactly
is Mom's new job?

495
00:32:02,014 --> 00:32:04,645
The important thing is
we're out of the motel.

496
00:32:04,647 --> 00:32:07,014
I like Mom's new job!

497
00:32:08,081 --> 00:32:10,014
Oh, ho, ho!

498
00:32:13,015 --> 00:32:15,946
Whoa.

499
00:32:15,948 --> 00:32:17,048
Whoa.

500
00:32:18,982 --> 00:32:21,446
Well, check out
the water features.

501
00:32:23,615 --> 00:32:24,948
- Oh!
- Wow.

502
00:32:27,015 --> 00:32:29,046
Wicked cool!

503
00:32:34,616 --> 00:32:36,081
Hey! Dash! Stop it!

504
00:32:36,083 --> 00:32:37,881
- Not the couch! Stop it!
- No! Dash!

505
00:32:37,883 --> 00:32:39,480
Stop!

506
00:32:39,482 --> 00:32:40,647
- Don't touch the buttons!
- The couch!

507
00:32:40,649 --> 00:32:41,814
- Dash!
- No!

508
00:32:41,816 --> 00:32:43,747
No, no!

509
00:32:43,749 --> 00:32:45,647
Oh, no.
Oh, boy.

510
00:32:45,649 --> 00:32:47,782
This isn't me.

511
00:32:49,916 --> 00:32:53,480
I'm not all dark
and angsty.

512
00:32:53,482 --> 00:32:54,614
I'm Elastigirl.

513
00:32:54,616 --> 00:32:56,614
I'm, you know,
flexible.

514
00:32:56,616 --> 00:32:57,847
E designed this?

515
00:32:57,849 --> 00:33:00,815
No, some guy named
Alexander Galbaki.

516
00:33:00,817 --> 00:33:02,948
Glad it's you and not me,

517
00:33:02,950 --> 00:33:05,681
'cause you're gonna
hear from her.

518
00:33:05,683 --> 00:33:07,082
This note came with it.

519
00:33:07,084 --> 00:33:08,084
What?

520
00:33:15,017 --> 00:33:17,015
A new Elasticycle.

521
00:33:17,017 --> 00:33:19,948
Elasticycle? I didn't
know you had a bike.

522
00:33:19,950 --> 00:33:20,848
Hey, I had a mohawk.

523
00:33:20,850 --> 00:33:22,682
There's a lot about me
you don't know.

524
00:33:22,684 --> 00:33:24,716
Yeah, but...
A mohawk?

525
00:33:24,718 --> 00:33:27,049
Ah, you didn't miss anything.

526
00:33:29,484 --> 00:33:31,849
Oh, yeah!
This one's electric.

527
00:33:31,851 --> 00:33:34,951
- What's that mean?
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

528
00:33:37,684 --> 00:33:40,649
Means it's torque-y.
I'll get the hang of it.

529
00:33:40,651 --> 00:33:41,916
You will be great.

530
00:33:41,918 --> 00:33:43,749
I will be great.
And you will, too.

531
00:33:43,751 --> 00:33:45,549
We will both be great.

532
00:33:45,551 --> 00:33:46,785
Bye, sweetie.

533
00:34:09,585 --> 00:34:10,951
Wait a minute!

534
00:34:10,953 --> 00:34:12,484
- Is that Elastigirl?
- I think that's Elastigirl.

535
00:34:12,486 --> 00:34:14,653
Hey! Elastigirl!

536
00:34:20,653 --> 00:34:22,786
Marry me, Elastigirl!

537
00:34:24,887 --> 00:34:26,218
<i>♪ Here comes Elastigirl</i>

538
00:34:26,220 --> 00:34:27,618
<i>♪ Stretching her</i>

539
00:34:27,620 --> 00:34:28,885
No theme songs

540
00:34:28,887 --> 00:34:31,020
or I'll turn this bus
right around!

541
00:34:34,454 --> 00:34:36,019
Look at that.

542
00:34:36,021 --> 00:34:37,019
New Urbem.

543
00:34:37,021 --> 00:34:39,152
You wanna make a big
crime fighting statement...

544
00:34:39,154 --> 00:34:40,886
you go where
the crime is big.

545
00:34:40,888 --> 00:34:43,485
Strange thing to be
excited about, Winston.

546
00:34:43,487 --> 00:34:45,754
It's like
a superhero's playground!

547
00:34:49,554 --> 00:34:52,019
No Sugar Bombs
on my watch.

548
00:34:55,021 --> 00:34:56,119
Where's Mom?

549
00:34:56,121 --> 00:34:57,452
She's up and out.

550
00:34:57,454 --> 00:34:58,887
She's at her new job
doing hero work.

551
00:34:58,889 --> 00:35:01,686
But I thought superheroes
were still illegal.

552
00:35:01,688 --> 00:35:03,120
They are, for now.

553
00:35:03,122 --> 00:35:06,486
So Mom is getting paid
to break the law?

554
00:35:06,488 --> 00:35:07,720
She's not breaking...

555
00:35:07,722 --> 00:35:10,087
She's an advocate
for superheroes.

556
00:35:10,089 --> 00:35:11,220
It's a new job.

557
00:35:11,222 --> 00:35:14,020
So, Mom is going out
illegally...

558
00:35:14,022 --> 00:35:17,486
to explain why
she shouldn't be illegal.

559
00:35:17,488 --> 00:35:19,187
Hey... Hey!

560
00:35:19,189 --> 00:35:20,887
The bus is here!

561
00:35:20,889 --> 00:35:25,554
Whoa! Grab your stuff quickly!
Go on, get on the...

562
00:35:25,556 --> 00:35:27,789
Put your homework
in your pack!

563
00:35:28,789 --> 00:35:29,890
Bye-bye!

564
00:35:35,756 --> 00:35:38,154
We're gonna get along
just fine...

565
00:35:38,156 --> 00:35:41,754
'cause you don't ask any hard questions.

566
00:35:44,489 --> 00:35:45,854
<i>All right. All locations,</i>

567
00:35:45,856 --> 00:35:47,122
<i>we need to know
where you want us.</i>

568
00:35:47,124 --> 00:35:48,488
<i>Stand by.</i>

569
00:35:48,490 --> 00:35:51,189
Seems strange
to wait for crime.

570
00:35:51,191 --> 00:35:53,022
Relax.
You're smack in the middle...

571
00:35:53,024 --> 00:35:56,655
of the worst crime area
in the city. It's perfect.

572
00:35:56,657 --> 00:35:58,055
It's a superhero's
playground.

573
00:35:58,057 --> 00:35:59,755
<i>"It's a superhero's
playground." Right.</i>

574
00:35:59,757 --> 00:36:01,455
You know,
after we went underground...

575
00:36:01,457 --> 00:36:03,488
my husband used to listen
to a police scanner...

576
00:36:03,490 --> 00:36:05,089
waiting for something
to happen.

577
00:36:05,091 --> 00:36:07,022
And I got mad at him
for it.

578
00:36:08,724 --> 00:36:10,156
Oh, I'm such a hypocrite.

579
00:36:10,158 --> 00:36:11,823
- <i>All units.</i>
- Something's up.

580
00:36:11,825 --> 00:36:13,357
<i>We've been picking up
some chatter about</i>

581
00:36:13,359 --> 00:36:16,556
<i>potential disruptions to the
hovertrain's opening ceremony.</i>

582
00:36:16,558 --> 00:36:18,856
- <i>Disruption or threat?</i>
- <i>Both.</i>

583
00:36:18,858 --> 00:36:20,489
<i>Station's at Fifty-Fourth
and Nottingham.</i>

584
00:36:20,491 --> 00:36:22,589
A potential threat!
Perfect!

585
00:36:22,591 --> 00:36:24,925
Fifty-fourth and Nottingham.
Go, go, go!

586
00:36:26,625 --> 00:36:30,023
Hey, Vi! I want you
back here by 10:30.

587
00:36:30,025 --> 00:36:31,090
11-ish?

588
00:36:31,092 --> 00:36:33,489
10-ish,
heading for 9:30-ish.

589
00:36:33,491 --> 00:36:35,557
10:30-ish it is.

590
00:36:35,559 --> 00:36:37,091
Enjoy the movie.

591
00:36:37,093 --> 00:36:39,191
"In the county of Noddoff...

592
00:36:39,193 --> 00:36:41,124
"the Frubbers of Freep...

593
00:36:41,126 --> 00:36:46,492
"are all giving in to
the sweet succor of sleep."

594
00:36:55,993 --> 00:36:58,491
<i>We will
control the horizontal...</i>

595
00:36:58,493 --> 00:37:00,660
<i>we will control the vertical.</i>

596
00:37:06,460 --> 00:37:09,758
That's not the way you're
supposed to do it, Dad.

597
00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:11,625
They want us
to do it this way.

598
00:37:11,627 --> 00:37:14,625
I don't know that way!
Why would they change math?

599
00:37:14,627 --> 00:37:16,858
- It's okay, Dad.
- Math is math!

600
00:37:16,860 --> 00:37:18,958
I'll just wait for Mom
to get back.

601
00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:19,958
What?

602
00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:22,826
She won't understand it
any better than I do...

603
00:37:22,828 --> 00:37:24,494
<i>The Outer Limits.</i>

604
00:37:27,461 --> 00:37:28,859
"All over Doozle-Dorf,

605
00:37:28,861 --> 00:37:31,492
"the Fribbers of Frupp
are going to sleep...

606
00:37:31,494 --> 00:37:33,659
"'cause they just
can't keep up.

607
00:37:33,661 --> 00:37:37,492
"All over Doozle-Dorf,
Doozles are dozing.

608
00:37:37,494 --> 00:37:41,893
"Eyelids so heavy,
they're drooping.

609
00:37:43,061 --> 00:37:44,893
"Closing! The point is:

610
00:37:44,895 --> 00:37:47,627
"Everyone,
everyone's hitting the sack!

611
00:37:47,629 --> 00:37:50,860
"Everyone's getting the sleep
that they lack."

612
00:37:50,862 --> 00:37:54,060
<i>Mayors often brag
about their cities...</i>

613
00:37:54,062 --> 00:37:55,860
<i>and I'm no exception.</i>

614
00:37:55,862 --> 00:37:57,127
<i>And I'm willing to admit</i>

615
00:37:57,129 --> 00:37:59,493
<i>that New Urbem
is not the only city...</i>

616
00:37:59,495 --> 00:38:01,760
Are you sure the police are
gonna be okay with this?

617
00:38:01,762 --> 00:38:03,760
<i>Sure. You're making
life easy for them.</i>

618
00:38:03,762 --> 00:38:05,160
They still haven't
forgiven us

619
00:38:05,162 --> 00:38:06,994
for the last time we made
life easy for them.

620
00:38:06,996 --> 00:38:09,027
I know the Chief of Police.
There won't be a problem.

621
00:38:09,029 --> 00:38:09,928
With all due respect...

622
00:38:09,930 --> 00:38:12,561
if you alone had handled
the Underminer...

623
00:38:12,563 --> 00:38:14,561
things would have
been different.

624
00:38:14,563 --> 00:38:15,928
<i>I'm just saying.</i>

625
00:38:15,930 --> 00:38:18,028
<i>...on budget
and ahead of schedule...</i>

626
00:38:18,030 --> 00:38:21,661
<i>to launch our magnificent
new hovertrain.</i>

627
00:38:21,663 --> 00:38:24,161
<i>It can get you
where you need to go</i>

628
00:38:24,163 --> 00:38:26,128
<i>at ridiculous speeds.</i>

629
00:38:26,130 --> 00:38:29,761
<i>The future is open
for business!</i>

630
00:38:49,697 --> 00:38:51,162
Wait. The train has stopped.

631
00:38:54,697 --> 00:38:55,931
It's going
the wrong direction.

632
00:38:57,497 --> 00:38:59,030
It's going the wrong way.

633
00:38:59,032 --> 00:39:00,032
I'm going after it.

634
00:39:04,899 --> 00:39:07,529
This thing's really moving.

635
00:39:07,531 --> 00:39:09,865
100 and climbing.
How much track is built?

636
00:39:11,132 --> 00:39:12,632
<i>About 25 miles.</i>

637
00:39:19,865 --> 00:39:22,164
No one can shut
this thing down?

638
00:39:22,166 --> 00:39:23,532
<i>They've tried. No-go.</i>

639
00:39:25,532 --> 00:39:26,900
Is that Elastigirl?

640
00:39:34,532 --> 00:39:35,731
Overrides?

641
00:39:35,733 --> 00:39:36,833
They're locked out
of the system.

642
00:39:43,799 --> 00:39:46,165
- What about a fail-safe?
- <i>Not enough time.</i>

643
00:39:49,067 --> 00:39:51,032
Someone's calling!
Switching over.

644
00:39:51,034 --> 00:39:52,932
<i>Hey, Mom.
I can't find my high-tops</i>

645
00:39:52,934 --> 00:39:54,598
<i>and Dad
can't find them either.</i>

646
00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:56,798
<i>But he won't call you
and ask, so I am.</i>

647
00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:58,465
<i>Do not call your mother!</i>

648
00:39:58,467 --> 00:39:59,865
Dash, honey.
Can't talk right now.

649
00:39:59,867 --> 00:40:01,765
Look under your bed, okay.
How much time?

650
00:40:01,767 --> 00:40:03,732
<i>Less than two minutes!</i>

651
00:40:03,734 --> 00:40:05,767
<i>There's a shortcut. Cut
through the culvert up ahead.</i>

652
00:40:13,868 --> 00:40:16,102
I don't know
if I can stay with it.

653
00:42:24,506 --> 00:42:26,171
What the heck was that?

654
00:42:26,173 --> 00:42:28,471
Is everybody all right?
Is anybody injured?

655
00:42:28,473 --> 00:42:29,740
Are you all right?

656
00:42:33,007 --> 00:42:34,774
Your story better be good.

657
00:42:36,507 --> 00:42:38,605
Hey. Hey!

658
00:42:38,607 --> 00:42:40,106
What happened?

659
00:43:13,541 --> 00:43:14,773
Honey, why are you...

660
00:43:14,775 --> 00:43:17,608
Don't say anything.

661
00:43:21,676 --> 00:43:24,041
It's Dad.
Are you okay?

662
00:43:24,043 --> 00:43:27,241
I'm fine. I don't
wanna talk about it.

663
00:43:27,243 --> 00:43:28,908
Tony didn't even call?

664
00:43:28,910 --> 00:43:30,941
I don't wanna
talk about it.

665
00:43:30,943 --> 00:43:32,674
- Oh, honey...
- Dad!

666
00:43:32,676 --> 00:43:36,540
If you want me to feel
better, then leave me alone.

667
00:43:36,542 --> 00:43:37,641
Please?

668
00:43:37,643 --> 00:43:38,841
<i>See, there's nothing</i>

669
00:43:38,843 --> 00:43:40,174
<i>a cop hates worse
than a missing child.</i>

670
00:43:40,176 --> 00:43:42,774
<i>My kid brother's son.
Today is his first birthday.</i>

671
00:43:42,776 --> 00:43:44,141
<i>Oh, but if anybody</i>

672
00:43:44,143 --> 00:43:46,475
<i>can find that child,
it's you, Roman.</i>

673
00:43:46,477 --> 00:43:49,009
<i>Because you're
a wonderful policeman.</i>

674
00:43:49,011 --> 00:43:51,808
<i>This is a holdup.</i>

675
00:43:51,810 --> 00:43:53,909
<i>All right, get your hands up,
turn your back.</i>

676
00:43:53,911 --> 00:43:55,175
<i>Put your hands behind</i>

677
00:43:55,177 --> 00:43:56,675
<i>your heads
and keep them there!</i>

678
00:43:56,677 --> 00:43:58,075
<i>Don't move!</i>

679
00:43:58,077 --> 00:44:01,175
<i>Drop that.
All right, now get over there.</i>

680
00:44:01,177 --> 00:44:03,642
<i>Watch the door.</i>

681
00:44:03,644 --> 00:44:04,911
<i>You think I'm kiddin'?</i>

682
00:44:08,543 --> 00:44:09,676
<i>Now.</i>

683
00:44:13,045 --> 00:44:14,776
<i>I said now!</i>

684
00:44:14,778 --> 00:44:17,509
<i>I got it! Come on,
I tell you, come on!</i>

685
00:44:19,178 --> 00:44:20,778
<i>You wanna get killed?</i>

686
00:45:16,613 --> 00:45:17,980
Uh-oh.

687
00:45:54,782 --> 00:45:58,080
No, no, no!

688
00:46:00,782 --> 00:46:02,949
No!

689
00:46:04,249 --> 00:46:06,847
No, no, no.

690
00:46:06,849 --> 00:46:08,680
No, no, no.

691
00:46:08,682 --> 00:46:10,883
No, no, no!

692
00:46:18,683 --> 00:46:22,115
You have powers!

693
00:46:22,117 --> 00:46:23,714
Yeah, baby,

694
00:46:23,716 --> 00:46:25,781
and there's not
a scratch on you!

695
00:46:25,783 --> 00:46:27,514
Did you go through
the locked door?

696
00:46:27,516 --> 00:46:29,781
Are those your powers?

697
00:46:29,783 --> 00:46:31,881
Who can multiply
like rabbits

698
00:46:31,883 --> 00:46:34,849
and go right through
any solid...

699
00:46:38,817 --> 00:46:41,584
Oh, my God!

700
00:46:46,617 --> 00:46:48,049
- Hello?
- <i>Hey, honey.</i>

701
00:46:48,051 --> 00:46:49,916
- You weren't gonna call me?
- <i>Oh, hey!</i>

702
00:46:49,918 --> 00:46:52,049
No. I mean, yes, yeah...

703
00:46:52,051 --> 00:46:54,482
I just didn't wanna wake you.

704
00:46:54,484 --> 00:46:57,549
The strangest thing just
happened out in the yard.

705
00:46:57,551 --> 00:46:58,683
Sounds like I just
woke you up.

706
00:46:58,685 --> 00:47:00,183
<i>No, no.</i>

707
00:47:00,185 --> 00:47:01,883
- It's just, Jack-Jack...
- <i>He had an accident!</i>

708
00:47:01,885 --> 00:47:02,950
I knew it!

709
00:47:02,952 --> 00:47:04,883
I'm coming home right now!
I never should have...

710
00:47:04,885 --> 00:47:07,217
No accident. Stay there
and finish your mission.

711
00:47:07,219 --> 00:47:08,750
You never should...

712
00:47:08,752 --> 00:47:10,816
What? You don't think
I can do this?

713
00:47:10,818 --> 00:47:13,516
No, no.
Sorry. I misspoke.

714
00:47:13,518 --> 00:47:14,917
Do you need me
to come back?

715
00:47:14,919 --> 00:47:17,783
No, no. No, I've got this.
Everything's great.

716
00:47:17,785 --> 00:47:19,518
What happened
with Jack-Jack?

717
00:47:20,685 --> 00:47:22,918
Nothing.
He's in excellent health.

718
00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:25,018
<i>Well, that's good.</i>

719
00:47:25,020 --> 00:47:27,684
- <i>How was Violet's date?</i>
- Uh...

720
00:47:27,686 --> 00:47:29,484
<i>That was tonight, right?</i>

721
00:47:29,486 --> 00:47:32,051
Yes. Good.

722
00:47:32,053 --> 00:47:34,051
All fine and good.

723
00:47:34,053 --> 00:47:36,018
And Jack-Jack went down
with no trouble?

724
00:47:36,020 --> 00:47:37,784
Fine, yes, no trouble.

725
00:47:37,786 --> 00:47:39,651
And Dash got
his homework done?

726
00:47:39,653 --> 00:47:40,918
All done.

727
00:47:40,920 --> 00:47:42,184
So, things haven't
spiraled out

728
00:47:42,186 --> 00:47:43,184
of control
the moment I left?

729
00:47:43,186 --> 00:47:45,051
Amazing as it may seem,

730
00:47:45,053 --> 00:47:47,718
it has been
quite uneventful in fact.

731
00:47:47,720 --> 00:47:49,152
<i>How about you?</i>

732
00:47:49,154 --> 00:47:52,054
I saved a runaway train!

733
00:47:53,620 --> 00:47:55,152
<i>It was so great!</i>

734
00:47:55,154 --> 00:47:57,919
The mayor was there to cut
the ribbon on this new train.

735
00:47:57,921 --> 00:47:59,718
<i>Elastigirl pursued the train</i>

736
00:47:59,720 --> 00:48:01,885
<i>and was able
to successfully activate...</i>

737
00:48:01,887 --> 00:48:04,185
Blah, blah, blah. He says a
few words, cuts the ribbon...

738
00:48:04,187 --> 00:48:05,518
and the train starts pulling

739
00:48:05,520 --> 00:48:07,052
out of the station
backwards...

740
00:48:07,054 --> 00:48:08,752
<i>...track of
its brand new hovertrain...</i>

741
00:48:08,754 --> 00:48:10,519
<i>...malfunctioned...</i>

742
00:48:10,521 --> 00:48:11,721
<i>...thanking Elastigirl...</i>

743
00:48:12,922 --> 00:48:14,186
<i>Superhero Elastigirl...</i>

744
00:48:14,188 --> 00:48:15,519
<i>Elastigirl...</i>

745
00:48:15,521 --> 00:48:18,786
Boom! No casualties!

746
00:48:18,788 --> 00:48:20,053
<i>...specialized motorbike,</i>

747
00:48:20,055 --> 00:48:21,653
<i>saving all of
the passengers...</i>

748
00:48:21,655 --> 00:48:22,753
<i>One thing
leads to another</i>

749
00:48:22,755 --> 00:48:23,920
<i>and suddenly,
I go after it!</i>

750
00:48:23,922 --> 00:48:26,220
<i>I'm telling you, honey,
it was a saga!</i>

751
00:48:26,222 --> 00:48:28,186
That's fantastic, honey!

752
00:48:28,188 --> 00:48:30,586
And on your first night!

753
00:48:30,588 --> 00:48:33,620
I am so proud of you, really.

754
00:48:33,622 --> 00:48:35,154
<i>I'm proud of you, honey.</i>

755
00:48:35,156 --> 00:48:37,820
I know you want to get out
there and you will soon.

756
00:48:37,822 --> 00:48:39,787
And you'll be amazing.

757
00:48:39,789 --> 00:48:41,021
I couldn't have done this

758
00:48:41,023 --> 00:48:42,654
if you hadn't
taken over so well.

759
00:48:42,656 --> 00:48:44,487
<i>Thanks for handling
everything.</i>

760
00:48:44,489 --> 00:48:45,887
It's nothing.

761
00:48:45,889 --> 00:48:48,987
I love you, honey.
I'll be back soon.

762
00:48:48,989 --> 00:48:51,956
- <i>Sweet dreams.</i>
- Sweet dreams, honey.

763
00:49:08,090 --> 00:49:10,988
"Hey, Dad, it's okay.

764
00:49:10,990 --> 00:49:13,788
"I'll just wait for Mom
to get home."

765
00:49:13,790 --> 00:49:16,757
As if she could...
I know how to...

766
00:49:17,523 --> 00:49:18,924
I can do math.

767
00:49:28,758 --> 00:49:31,125
Oh, brother...

768
00:49:33,758 --> 00:49:35,658
Wait for Mom!

769
00:49:36,858 --> 00:49:39,125
What am I,
a substitute parent?

770
00:49:41,891 --> 00:49:43,925
It's not my fault
they changed math.

771
00:49:52,558 --> 00:49:54,890
Come on, buddy.
Come on.

772
00:49:54,892 --> 00:49:57,690
I think I understand
your math assignment.

773
00:49:57,692 --> 00:50:01,523
We still have some time
to finish it before your test.

774
00:50:01,525 --> 00:50:03,490
So first, you wanna put
all the numbers

775
00:50:03,492 --> 00:50:05,257
by themselves on one side.

776
00:50:05,259 --> 00:50:07,090
...you change the sign.

777
00:50:07,092 --> 00:50:10,125
That means a plus becomes
a minus and a minus...

778
00:50:10,127 --> 00:50:11,624
You got it?

779
00:50:11,626 --> 00:50:13,027
Yeah, baby!

780
00:50:27,027 --> 00:50:29,591
Oh. Uh, hello.

781
00:50:29,593 --> 00:50:30,925
We're in a new house.

782
00:50:30,927 --> 00:50:34,192
I did write my address
on your locker...

783
00:50:34,194 --> 00:50:36,226
in permanent ink.

784
00:50:36,228 --> 00:50:38,525
Oh, is that what that is?

785
00:50:38,527 --> 00:50:40,026
Did you forget?

786
00:50:40,028 --> 00:50:42,061
Forget what?

787
00:50:42,827 --> 00:50:45,028
That's funny.

788
00:50:48,094 --> 00:50:49,661
Points for funny.

789
00:50:50,794 --> 00:50:52,926
Oh, was it
the weird outfit?

790
00:50:52,928 --> 00:50:55,525
Because there's a reason.

791
00:50:55,527 --> 00:50:57,660
I'm in a drama class...

792
00:50:57,662 --> 00:50:59,860
and they just wanna do
Shakespeare...

793
00:50:59,862 --> 00:51:01,826
but they're like, "Try to make
it relevant for the kids."

794
00:51:01,828 --> 00:51:04,093
So, like, "Oh, superheroes!
Kids love superheroes."

795
00:51:04,095 --> 00:51:05,526
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

796
00:51:05,528 --> 00:51:06,493
You wanna wear
one kind of tights...

797
00:51:06,495 --> 00:51:07,760
and then they're like,

798
00:51:07,762 --> 00:51:09,060
"No, wear these
other kind of tights."

799
00:51:09,062 --> 00:51:10,095
Do I know you?

800
00:51:18,929 --> 00:51:21,094
<i>Many say your speech
today is critical.</i>

801
00:51:21,096 --> 00:51:23,861
<i>Both sides just want the
best for their people.</i>

802
00:51:23,863 --> 00:51:27,727
<i>We are so close to finally
getting peace in the region.</i>

803
00:51:27,729 --> 00:51:29,627
I haven't done this
in a while.

804
00:51:29,629 --> 00:51:31,928
This is good. The train
gives us momentum.

805
00:51:31,930 --> 00:51:34,161
Just go out there and
be your charming self...

806
00:51:34,163 --> 00:51:35,627
and capitalize on it.

807
00:51:35,629 --> 00:51:38,094
Ms. Elastigirl,
they're ready for you.

808
00:51:38,096 --> 00:51:39,863
Hey, stretch a leg.

809
00:51:41,796 --> 00:51:43,527
Thank you, Chad.
It was fun.

810
00:51:43,529 --> 00:51:45,797
Ambassador, your documents.
We're moving to the rooftop.

811
00:51:46,797 --> 00:51:48,795
Oh, Madame Ambassador,
hello!

812
00:51:48,797 --> 00:51:50,162
Oh, you are Elastigirl!

813
00:51:50,164 --> 00:51:52,662
This is why now
I'm shaking your hand.

814
00:51:52,664 --> 00:51:54,795
It was so sad
when you went underground.

815
00:51:54,797 --> 00:51:58,795
I am glad to see you back
in your shiny outfit.

816
00:51:58,797 --> 00:52:00,195
That means so much
coming from you.

817
00:52:00,197 --> 00:52:01,528
Good luck
with your speech.

818
00:52:01,530 --> 00:52:02,895
This way, Ambassador.

819
00:52:02,897 --> 00:52:04,229
Bring lasting peace!

820
00:52:04,231 --> 00:52:06,129
I will,
when you defeat evil.

821
00:52:06,131 --> 00:52:08,229
Okay.

822
00:52:08,231 --> 00:52:09,998
Three, two...

823
00:52:10,765 --> 00:52:12,063
For over 15 years,

824
00:52:12,065 --> 00:52:13,663
superheroes have been
in hiding.

825
00:52:13,665 --> 00:52:15,663
Forced into it
by a society

826
00:52:15,665 --> 00:52:17,196
no longer willing
to support them.

827
00:52:17,198 --> 00:52:18,829
That may soon be changing...

828
00:52:18,831 --> 00:52:21,263
due to a growing movement
to bring the Supers back.

829
00:52:21,265 --> 00:52:23,096
Here, fresh on the heels
of her own

830
00:52:23,098 --> 00:52:25,030
heroic save
of a runaway train...

831
00:52:25,032 --> 00:52:28,562
and sporting a new look,
is the superhero, Elastigirl.

832
00:52:28,564 --> 00:52:29,896
- Welcome!
- Hello, Chad.

833
00:52:29,898 --> 00:52:32,063
All the polls are going
in your direction.

834
00:52:32,065 --> 00:52:33,797
That's true.
Things are good...

835
00:52:33,799 --> 00:52:35,197
Hello.

836
00:52:35,199 --> 00:52:36,897
Uh, hello?

837
00:52:36,899 --> 00:52:39,097
Do I have your attention?

838
00:52:39,099 --> 00:52:40,530
Yes, Chad.

839
00:52:40,532 --> 00:52:41,797
Of course I do.

840
00:52:41,799 --> 00:52:43,664
I'm appearing
on your screen.

841
00:52:43,666 --> 00:52:46,730
Reading the words I'm saying
off of another screen.

842
00:52:46,732 --> 00:52:48,630
Screens are everywhere.

843
00:52:48,632 --> 00:52:49,764
We are controlled by screens.

844
00:52:51,565 --> 00:52:56,530
<i>And screens
are controlled by me...</i>

845
00:52:56,532 --> 00:52:58,098
<i>Screenslaver.</i>

846
00:52:58,100 --> 00:52:59,531
Hey!

847
00:52:59,533 --> 00:53:01,665
<i>I control this broadcast...</i>

848
00:53:01,667 --> 00:53:04,065
and this idiotic anchorman
you see before you.

849
00:53:04,067 --> 00:53:05,798
What's wrong
with him?

850
00:53:05,800 --> 00:53:06,798
The signal's been hijacked.
I'll check it out.

851
00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:08,564
Don't look at any monitors.

852
00:53:08,566 --> 00:53:10,831
I could hijack
the ambassador's aerocade...

853
00:53:10,833 --> 00:53:13,132
while it's still airborne.

854
00:53:13,134 --> 00:53:14,934
Right, Elastigirl?

855
00:53:17,034 --> 00:53:19,633
Nearest window!
Where's the nearest window?

856
00:53:31,935 --> 00:53:33,799
- Oh, what's going on?
- Where's Elastigirl?

857
00:53:33,801 --> 00:53:35,534
Which one?

858
00:53:44,035 --> 00:53:45,934
Elastigirl!
What are you doing here?

859
00:53:45,936 --> 00:53:48,267
The ambassador is in danger.
Which chopper is she...

860
00:53:48,269 --> 00:53:49,802
Look out!

861
00:53:51,269 --> 00:53:53,635
Follow them
and get me close!

862
00:53:56,136 --> 00:53:58,936
Get out of the sky,
and touch down safely!

863
00:54:07,869 --> 00:54:11,501
Stand down! It's Elastigirl.

864
00:54:11,503 --> 00:54:13,103
Stay in your seat, ma'am!

865
00:54:19,770 --> 00:54:21,901
We're under attack!

866
00:54:21,903 --> 00:54:24,870
Quick, go!
Protect the ambassador!

867
00:54:28,237 --> 00:54:29,534
Open the door!

868
00:54:29,536 --> 00:54:30,736
Do as she says!

869
00:54:32,770 --> 00:54:33,869
Can you all swim?

870
00:54:33,871 --> 00:54:35,537
- Yeah.
- No!

871
00:54:56,838 --> 00:54:59,803
We're gonna have
to slingshot! Hang on!

872
00:55:06,805 --> 00:55:09,137
Are you all right, ma'am?

873
00:55:09,139 --> 00:55:10,939
I'm perfectly fine...

874
00:55:13,172 --> 00:55:14,738
Ah! Ooh! Ah! Oh!

875
00:55:20,738 --> 00:55:23,537
Boys are jerks
and superheroes suck.

876
00:55:23,539 --> 00:55:24,837
Good morning!

877
00:55:24,839 --> 00:55:26,737
He takes one look
at me in that suit...

878
00:55:26,739 --> 00:55:30,637
and decides to pretend
he doesn't even know me.

879
00:55:30,639 --> 00:55:32,737
He's protecting himself.

880
00:55:32,739 --> 00:55:35,604
If he really did see you,
it's best that he forget.

881
00:55:35,606 --> 00:55:37,537
It's better for you, too.

882
00:55:37,539 --> 00:55:39,637
I can't tell you
how many memories

883
00:55:39,639 --> 00:55:41,938
Dicker's had to erase
over the years...

884
00:55:41,940 --> 00:55:43,737
when someone figured out

885
00:55:43,739 --> 00:55:45,538
your mother's
or my identity.

886
00:55:45,540 --> 00:55:47,872
It was Dicker!

887
00:55:47,874 --> 00:55:50,105
- You told him about Tony!
- Honey...

888
00:55:50,107 --> 00:55:53,041
You had me erased
from Tony's mind!

889
00:56:06,540 --> 00:56:08,239
I hate superheroes!

890
00:56:08,241 --> 00:56:10,541
And I renounce them!

891
00:56:16,574 --> 00:56:18,506
I renounce them!

892
00:56:27,142 --> 00:56:29,040
Is she having adolescence?

893
00:56:30,208 --> 00:56:31,873
<i>A new report
out today shows that,</i>

894
00:56:31,875 --> 00:56:33,707
<i>when it comes
to decision-making...</i>

895
00:56:33,709 --> 00:56:35,540
<i>people have more trust
in a monkey</i>

896
00:56:35,542 --> 00:56:36,907
<i>throwing darts than Congress.</i>

897
00:56:36,909 --> 00:56:39,074
What's going on, Tommy?
A protest?

898
00:56:39,076 --> 00:56:41,174
They're here in support.

899
00:56:41,176 --> 00:56:43,507
Support? Support of what?

900
00:56:43,509 --> 00:56:46,074
Well, in support of you.

901
00:56:48,676 --> 00:56:51,174
Wow. Oh, hey...

902
00:56:51,176 --> 00:56:53,807
Thanks for coming out. Hi.

903
00:56:53,809 --> 00:56:56,573
Oh, my goodness.
Thanks so much.

904
00:56:56,575 --> 00:56:57,708
Oh, hello.

905
00:56:57,710 --> 00:56:59,077
What does your sign say?

906
00:57:03,543 --> 00:57:05,108
Ka-boom! Ka-pow!

907
00:57:05,110 --> 00:57:07,708
Supers should be legal now!

908
00:57:07,710 --> 00:57:10,008
Talk to ya.
Oh, what do ya know!

909
00:57:10,010 --> 00:57:11,108
Ellenwood.

910
00:57:11,110 --> 00:57:13,142
Oh, now you wanna
return my calls

911
00:57:13,144 --> 00:57:14,508
about superheroes, huh?

912
00:57:14,510 --> 00:57:16,208
Oh. I'll have to
call you back.

913
00:57:16,210 --> 00:57:17,608
Oh, that felt good.

914
00:57:17,610 --> 00:57:18,808
Felicia, hold my calls,
please.

915
00:57:18,810 --> 00:57:20,608
Hey!
It's working!

916
00:57:20,610 --> 00:57:22,742
Hey, the ambassador
made a big speech

917
00:57:22,744 --> 00:57:23,943
about superheroes today.

918
00:57:23,945 --> 00:57:25,676
Turns out
saving someone's life

919
00:57:25,678 --> 00:57:27,076
makes a good impression
on them. Who knew, huh?

920
00:57:27,078 --> 00:57:29,575
I'm getting calls
from all over the world.

921
00:57:29,577 --> 00:57:31,976
Media awareness
is up 72%.

922
00:57:31,978 --> 00:57:34,076
The push
for superhero legalization

923
00:57:34,078 --> 00:57:36,076
is becoming
a worldwide movement!

924
00:57:36,078 --> 00:57:37,976
I have big plans
for our next move.

925
00:57:37,978 --> 00:57:39,809
We're gonna have
a summit at sea.

926
00:57:39,811 --> 00:57:40,909
We'll use our ship...

927
00:57:40,911 --> 00:57:43,143
we'll gather leaders
and Supers...

928
00:57:43,145 --> 00:57:45,877
- from all over the world.
- That's great.

929
00:57:45,879 --> 00:57:47,010
I'm happy.

930
00:57:47,012 --> 00:57:48,677
I'm happy
the numbers are up.

931
00:57:48,679 --> 00:57:51,777
I'm happy the ambassador
is pro-superhero...

932
00:57:51,779 --> 00:57:53,543
and I'm happy
you're happy.

933
00:57:53,545 --> 00:57:56,810
I'm hearing that you're happy,
but why am I not feeling it?

934
00:57:56,812 --> 00:57:58,543
Because I didn't get him!

935
00:57:58,545 --> 00:57:59,944
Screenslaver
is still out there.

936
00:57:59,946 --> 00:58:02,777
All I did was play his game
and win this round.

937
00:58:02,779 --> 00:58:03,944
He's gonna want more

938
00:58:03,946 --> 00:58:06,077
and as long as
he gets to play, he wins.

939
00:58:06,079 --> 00:58:08,144
One thing
I've learned in business?

940
00:58:08,146 --> 00:58:10,078
Smell the flowers.

941
00:58:10,080 --> 00:58:11,611
They don't bloom that often.

942
00:58:11,613 --> 00:58:13,078
What do you want
on your tombstone?

943
00:58:13,080 --> 00:58:14,211
"She worried a lot"?

944
00:58:14,213 --> 00:58:16,211
All right,
stop talking.

945
00:58:16,213 --> 00:58:17,613
Show her.

946
00:58:22,680 --> 00:58:25,678
This is just so exciting, isn't it?
Huh?

947
00:58:27,680 --> 00:58:29,611
Oh, wow. Uh...

948
00:58:29,613 --> 00:58:32,812
Wow! Elastigirl,
there you are.

949
00:58:32,814 --> 00:58:34,246
- Hello.
- I didn't...

950
00:58:34,248 --> 00:58:35,712
Wow!

951
00:58:35,714 --> 00:58:38,046
Come on, get yourself
together, Karen.

952
00:58:38,048 --> 00:58:41,146
Hi, my superhero name
is Voyd.

953
00:58:41,148 --> 00:58:45,146
I just wanna thank you,
for, like, for being you!

954
00:58:47,081 --> 00:58:50,681
Okay, what I can do,
um, is this.

955
00:58:55,781 --> 00:58:57,846
Yeah.

956
00:58:57,848 --> 00:59:01,613
That is impressive.
Very interdimensional.

957
00:59:01,615 --> 00:59:03,813
I felt like
an outcast before.

958
00:59:03,815 --> 00:59:08,546
But now, with you being
you, I feel like...

959
00:59:09,949 --> 00:59:10,949
Yay, me.

960
00:59:12,015 --> 00:59:13,980
I flew them in
from all over.

961
00:59:13,982 --> 00:59:15,846
They've all been
in hiding.

962
00:59:15,848 --> 00:59:18,047
They have powers,
secret identities...

963
00:59:18,049 --> 00:59:20,914
and names
they've given themselves.

964
00:59:20,916 --> 00:59:23,214
I'm Screech.
It's a pleasure.

965
00:59:23,216 --> 00:59:24,614
I've always considered you

966
00:59:24,616 --> 00:59:26,681
the gold standard
for superheroes.

967
00:59:26,683 --> 00:59:28,814
Well, thanks.
You're too nice.

968
00:59:28,816 --> 00:59:30,714
I am called Brick.

969
00:59:30,716 --> 00:59:34,081
Nice to meet you, Brick.
Uh, where are you from?

970
00:59:34,083 --> 00:59:35,647
Wisconsin.

971
00:59:35,649 --> 00:59:38,781
Oh. Elastigirl.
I assume your powers are...

972
00:59:38,783 --> 00:59:41,048
You know,
zapping things electrically...

973
00:59:41,050 --> 00:59:43,580
charging things, bolts of
lightning, that kind of stuff.

974
00:59:43,582 --> 00:59:45,049
Name's Reflux.

975
00:59:45,051 --> 00:59:48,015
Medical condition or
superpower, you decide.

976
00:59:48,017 --> 00:59:49,648
That's a little line

977
00:59:49,650 --> 00:59:51,082
I say just to put
people at ease.

978
00:59:51,084 --> 00:59:52,215
Hope I don't offend.

979
00:59:52,217 --> 00:59:54,249
Oh, no, no, no.
Reflux. Love it.

980
00:59:55,684 --> 00:59:58,581
Well, I do look forward
to working with you.

981
00:59:58,583 --> 01:00:01,648
Yes, that is impressive.
Keep practicing.

982
01:00:03,017 --> 01:00:04,548
Ow!

983
01:00:07,583 --> 01:00:10,950
Well, I'm beat. Congratulations.
Big day.

984
01:00:10,952 --> 01:00:13,516
Good night, ladies.
I will see you tomorrow.

985
01:00:13,518 --> 01:00:14,816
Good night.

986
01:00:14,818 --> 01:00:16,516
Must be nice for you,

987
01:00:16,518 --> 01:00:18,083
being out front
after all this time.

988
01:00:18,085 --> 01:00:19,649
Out front?

989
01:00:19,651 --> 01:00:22,216
Well, it's been a while
since your superhero days...

990
01:00:22,218 --> 01:00:24,050
and even then,
you were kind of

991
01:00:24,052 --> 01:00:25,649
in Mr. Incredible's
shadow.

992
01:00:25,651 --> 01:00:27,083
Nah, I beg to differ.

993
01:00:27,085 --> 01:00:29,083
I'm not... I'm not
saying you weren't big.

994
01:00:29,085 --> 01:00:31,083
No, you were,
and are, a superstar...

995
01:00:31,085 --> 01:00:34,017
but you have the stage
to yourself now.

996
01:00:34,019 --> 01:00:36,051
And people have
to pay attention.

997
01:00:36,053 --> 01:00:37,850
Oh, you mean, "It's a man's
world" and all that?

998
01:00:37,852 --> 01:00:39,717
Well, what world
do you live in?

999
01:00:39,719 --> 01:00:41,051
Your brother runs DEVTECH.

1000
01:00:41,053 --> 01:00:45,184
I don't want his job.
I invent, he sells.

1001
01:00:45,186 --> 01:00:48,750
I ask you, which of us
has the greater influence?

1002
01:00:48,752 --> 01:00:50,217
Which side of me
are you asking?

1003
01:00:50,219 --> 01:00:51,684
The believer or the cynic?

1004
01:00:51,686 --> 01:00:52,951
The cynic...

1005
01:00:52,953 --> 01:00:54,684
Would say selling
is more important

1006
01:00:54,686 --> 01:00:56,718
because the best sellers
have the most buyers.

1007
01:00:56,720 --> 01:00:58,518
Doesn't matter
what you're selling.

1008
01:00:58,520 --> 01:01:00,252
It only matters
what people buy.

1009
01:01:00,254 --> 01:01:01,952
This is true.

1010
01:01:01,954 --> 01:01:03,918
If I discovered the
origin of the universe...

1011
01:01:03,920 --> 01:01:05,551
my brother
would find a way

1012
01:01:05,553 --> 01:01:08,518
to market it as a,
uh, foot massager.

1013
01:01:10,853 --> 01:01:12,751
So, what would
the believer say?

1014
01:01:12,753 --> 01:01:15,085
The believer would tell you
to make your mark.

1015
01:01:15,087 --> 01:01:17,551
Don't wait for permission,
assert yourself

1016
01:01:17,553 --> 01:01:19,052
and impose your will
on the status quo.

1017
01:01:19,054 --> 01:01:20,919
- Sounds like my brother.
- What?

1018
01:01:20,921 --> 01:01:22,219
You sound like my brother.

1019
01:01:22,221 --> 01:01:23,619
Well, he's not wrong.

1020
01:01:23,621 --> 01:01:24,953
There is an art
to getting a reaction...

1021
01:01:24,955 --> 01:01:26,686
Oh! I know
how to get him.

1022
01:01:26,688 --> 01:01:29,719
- My brother?
- No. Screenslaver!

1023
01:01:29,721 --> 01:01:32,519
You're tech-savvy. I need
to lock onto a signal...

1024
01:01:32,521 --> 01:01:33,686
and trace its origin.

1025
01:01:33,688 --> 01:01:34,819
How fast can you
slap something together

1026
01:01:34,821 --> 01:01:36,019
and meet me
at the airport?

1027
01:01:36,021 --> 01:01:37,019
Airport?

1028
01:01:37,021 --> 01:01:38,786
Need to go
out of town, pronto.

1029
01:01:38,788 --> 01:01:39,953
I can get your contraption
together by 5:00 a.m.

1030
01:01:39,955 --> 01:01:42,053
I need to get on TV.
Chad!

1031
01:01:42,055 --> 01:01:43,819
I'll get my brother to set up
an exclusive with him

1032
01:01:43,821 --> 01:01:44,987
tonight on the newscast.

1033
01:01:44,989 --> 01:01:46,187
Finish our interview
by phone!

1034
01:01:46,189 --> 01:01:47,553
Promote the hell out of it.

1035
01:01:47,555 --> 01:01:48,954
Independence
from Screenslavery!

1036
01:01:48,956 --> 01:01:51,787
- Chad tonight.
- Boom!

1037
01:01:54,956 --> 01:01:56,620
- Dicker.
- <i>Yeah, hey, Rick.</i>

1038
01:01:56,622 --> 01:01:58,220
You remember that kid
I mentioned to you?

1039
01:01:58,222 --> 01:01:59,520
Tony Rydinger.

1040
01:01:59,522 --> 01:02:01,220
Mind wipe? Yeah, nice kid.

1041
01:02:01,222 --> 01:02:02,920
Well, you also wiped out

1042
01:02:02,922 --> 01:02:04,920
the Friday night date
my daughter had with him.

1043
01:02:04,922 --> 01:02:07,553
In fact,
you wiped out my daughter.

1044
01:02:07,555 --> 01:02:09,821
Oops.
Not an exact science, Bob.

1045
01:02:09,823 --> 01:02:11,688
<i>Rick, you gotta help me here.</i>

1046
01:02:11,690 --> 01:02:14,721
Violet hates me, and you,
and superheroes.

1047
01:02:14,723 --> 01:02:17,221
I gotta fix this.
What do you know about Tony?

1048
01:02:17,223 --> 01:02:18,621
Um...

1049
01:02:18,623 --> 01:02:20,088
Not much.

1050
01:02:20,090 --> 01:02:21,688
Seems like a good kid.

1051
01:02:21,690 --> 01:02:23,854
Popular,
plays sports, music.

1052
01:02:23,856 --> 01:02:27,688
Parents own The Happy Platter,
kid works there part time.

1053
01:02:27,690 --> 01:02:29,856
Happy Platter?

1054
01:02:32,557 --> 01:02:35,089
Why did we drive
all the way across town

1055
01:02:35,091 --> 01:02:36,889
for The Happy Platter?

1056
01:02:36,891 --> 01:02:40,522
We'd like a booth over there,
near the philodendron.

1057
01:02:40,524 --> 01:02:42,655
Good, right?
Near the philodendron.

1058
01:02:44,924 --> 01:02:48,089
This platter doesn't look
all that happy to me.

1059
01:02:48,091 --> 01:02:50,056
It looks bored.

1060
01:02:50,058 --> 01:02:51,956
Ha-ha! The Bored Platter!

1061
01:02:51,958 --> 01:02:54,522
I thought Vi would want
a change of pace

1062
01:02:54,524 --> 01:02:55,689
from drive-in food.

1063
01:02:55,691 --> 01:02:57,589
I like drive-in food.

1064
01:02:57,591 --> 01:02:59,556
Does this mean vegetables?

1065
01:02:59,558 --> 01:03:01,556
A balanced diet
means vegetables, kiddo.

1066
01:03:01,558 --> 01:03:03,656
Get used to it.

1067
01:03:03,658 --> 01:03:05,690
Good evening, everyone.

1068
01:03:05,692 --> 01:03:07,290
Oh, no!

1069
01:03:07,292 --> 01:03:08,890
- Is she all right?
- Violet, are you okay?

1070
01:03:08,892 --> 01:03:10,090
Nothing to see here.

1071
01:03:10,092 --> 01:03:11,856
Yeah, more napkins
would be good.

1072
01:03:11,858 --> 01:03:12,990
- I'm fine, I'm fine.
- It happens all the time here.

1073
01:03:12,992 --> 01:03:13,890
Mops it right up.

1074
01:03:13,892 --> 01:03:16,790
Normally, she doesn't
ever drip like this.

1075
01:03:16,792 --> 01:03:18,957
- Would you like water, sir?
- Yes.

1076
01:03:18,959 --> 01:03:21,924
Yes, I would.
This is my daughter...

1077
01:03:21,926 --> 01:03:23,624
- who you must know, right?
- God. Stop.

1078
01:03:23,626 --> 01:03:24,958
- Hello.
- Violet.

1079
01:03:24,960 --> 01:03:26,124
Hello, Violet.

1080
01:03:27,260 --> 01:03:28,724
Hey, Vi, say hi to...

1081
01:03:28,726 --> 01:03:30,091
Don't push it, Dad.

1082
01:03:30,093 --> 01:03:32,091
I'm Dash,
her little brother.

1083
01:03:32,093 --> 01:03:33,258
Hello.

1084
01:03:33,260 --> 01:03:35,724
Mmm. This is
really good water.

1085
01:03:35,726 --> 01:03:37,024
It's very refreshing.

1086
01:03:37,026 --> 01:03:37,891
Spring water, is it?

1087
01:03:37,893 --> 01:03:40,791
I don't know, sir.
I think it's tap.

1088
01:03:40,793 --> 01:03:42,557
Well, it is very good.

1089
01:03:42,559 --> 01:03:43,958
Excellent tap.

1090
01:03:43,960 --> 01:03:46,092
Excuse me.

1091
01:03:46,094 --> 01:03:47,925
Well, nice to meet you.

1092
01:03:47,927 --> 01:03:49,658
- Where'd she go?
- Mmm.

1093
01:03:49,660 --> 01:03:52,758
To find a good place
to be angry?

1094
01:03:52,760 --> 01:03:55,658
Tonight, we go now to
a special remote interview...

1095
01:03:55,660 --> 01:03:56,858
with Elastigirl.

1096
01:03:56,860 --> 01:03:57,892
<i>How you feeling, Chad?</i>

1097
01:03:57,894 --> 01:03:59,159
<i>You doing all right?</i>

1098
01:03:59,161 --> 01:04:01,658
I'm fine.
The doctors checked me out.

1099
01:04:01,660 --> 01:04:03,658
I have no memory
of the event.

1100
01:04:03,660 --> 01:04:05,558
I gotta tell you,
it's pretty strange

1101
01:04:05,560 --> 01:04:06,925
to see a recording...

1102
01:04:06,927 --> 01:04:09,592
<i>of yourself the night before
and have no recollection.</i>

1103
01:04:09,594 --> 01:04:11,160
<i>I don't think
anyone needs to worry.</i>

1104
01:04:11,162 --> 01:04:13,626
<i>We've taken many precautions
tonight though.</i>

1105
01:04:13,628 --> 01:04:14,960
<i>Where are you right now?</i>

1106
01:04:14,962 --> 01:04:17,993
On a case, in a secure
undisclosed location.

1107
01:04:17,995 --> 01:04:19,693
<i>I wanna talk
about you...</i>

1108
01:04:19,695 --> 01:04:22,093
<i>starting with your save
of a runaway train.</i>

1109
01:04:22,095 --> 01:04:24,659
<i>Here's an exclusive
unedited clip</i>

1110
01:04:24,661 --> 01:04:26,093
<i>from your own suit cam.</i>

1111
01:04:26,095 --> 01:04:27,193
<i>Roll the clip.</i>

1112
01:04:27,195 --> 01:04:29,960
<i>This thing's
really moving.</i>

1113
01:04:29,962 --> 01:04:32,694
<i>100 and climbing.
How much track is built?</i>

1114
01:04:32,696 --> 01:04:35,627
<i>About 25 miles.</i>

1115
01:04:35,629 --> 01:04:38,827
<i>The Screenslaver
interrupts this program...</i>

1116
01:04:38,829 --> 01:04:40,261
<i>for an important announcement.</i>

1117
01:04:40,263 --> 01:04:42,161
I'll be damned. She knew.

1118
01:04:42,163 --> 01:04:43,927
Let's see
if your gadget works.

1119
01:04:43,929 --> 01:04:46,194
<i>Don't bother
watching the rest.</i>

1120
01:04:46,196 --> 01:04:47,694
Gotcha!

1121
01:04:47,696 --> 01:04:49,927
<i>Elastigirl doesn't
save the day.</i>

1122
01:04:49,929 --> 01:04:52,794
<i>She only postpones her defeat.</i>

1123
01:04:52,796 --> 01:04:54,994
<i>And while she postpones
her defeat...</i>

1124
01:04:54,996 --> 01:04:58,661
<i>you eat chips and watch
her confront problems...</i>

1125
01:04:58,663 --> 01:05:00,928
<i>that you are too lazy
to deal with.</i>

1126
01:05:00,930 --> 01:05:03,828
<i>Superheroes are part
of your brainless desire...</i>

1127
01:05:03,830 --> 01:05:07,062
<i>to replace true experience
with simulation.</i>

1128
01:05:07,064 --> 01:05:10,561
<i>You don't talk,
you watch talk shows.</i>

1129
01:05:10,563 --> 01:05:14,128
<i>You don't play games,
you watch game shows.</i>

1130
01:05:14,130 --> 01:05:17,195
<i>Travel, relationships, risk...</i>

1131
01:05:17,197 --> 01:05:20,128
<i>every meaningful experience
must be packaged...</i>

1132
01:05:20,130 --> 01:05:23,696
<i>and delivered to you
to watch at a distance.</i>

1133
01:05:23,698 --> 01:05:26,163
<i>So that you can remain
ever sheltered...</i>

1134
01:05:26,165 --> 01:05:27,862
<i>ever passive...</i>

1135
01:05:27,864 --> 01:05:30,263
<i>ever ravenous consumers...</i>

1136
01:05:30,265 --> 01:05:33,263
<i>who can't bring themselves
to rise from their couches...</i>

1137
01:05:33,265 --> 01:05:37,696
<i>break a sweat
and participate in life.</i>

1138
01:05:37,698 --> 01:05:40,263
<i>You want superheroes
to protect you...</i>

1139
01:05:40,265 --> 01:05:44,563
<i>and make yourselves ever more
powerless in the process.</i>

1140
01:05:44,565 --> 01:05:48,097
<i>While you tell yourselves
you're being looked after.</i>

1141
01:05:48,099 --> 01:05:50,230
<i>That your interests
are being served.</i>

1142
01:05:50,232 --> 01:05:53,097
<i>And your rights
are being upheld.</i>

1143
01:05:53,099 --> 01:05:56,230
<i>So that the system can
keep stealing from you...</i>

1144
01:05:56,232 --> 01:05:59,097
<i>smiling at you all the while.</i>

1145
01:05:59,099 --> 01:06:02,797
<i>Go ahead,
send your Supers to stop me.</i>

1146
01:06:02,799 --> 01:06:05,130
<i>Grab your snacks,
watch your screens,</i>

1147
01:06:05,132 --> 01:06:07,230
<i>and see what happens.</i>

1148
01:06:07,232 --> 01:06:10,265
<i>You are no longer in control.</i>

1149
01:06:10,267 --> 01:06:11,866
<i>I am.</i>

1150
01:07:53,304 --> 01:07:55,037
Find anything?

1151
01:08:45,706 --> 01:08:47,006
Sorry!

1152
01:09:19,207 --> 01:09:20,706
What happened?

1153
01:09:20,708 --> 01:09:23,772
What happened is
you destroyed my evidence.

1154
01:09:23,774 --> 01:09:25,539
What's going on?
What did I do?

1155
01:09:25,541 --> 01:09:27,006
What did you guys do to me?

1156
01:09:27,008 --> 01:09:30,772
That's right, punk.
Blame the system.

1157
01:09:30,774 --> 01:09:32,672
Your tracker worked
like a charm, Evelyn.

1158
01:09:32,674 --> 01:09:33,939
<i>You're a genius.</i>

1159
01:09:33,941 --> 01:09:34,839
Aw, shucks!

1160
01:09:34,841 --> 01:09:37,639
I'm just the genius
behind the genius.

1161
01:09:37,641 --> 01:09:40,006
Hey, Dad.

1162
01:09:40,008 --> 01:09:44,007
We're doing fractions
and denismals and percentages

1163
01:09:44,009 --> 01:09:45,074
and I don't get 'em.

1164
01:09:45,076 --> 01:09:46,207
Aren't you...

1165
01:09:46,209 --> 01:09:47,673
Didn't we get all caught up?

1166
01:09:47,675 --> 01:09:49,107
Yeah, we were caught up...

1167
01:09:49,109 --> 01:09:52,573
and now we're doing fractions
and percentages and demicels.

1168
01:09:52,575 --> 01:09:53,940
Decimals.

1169
01:09:53,942 --> 01:09:55,240
<i>...the
addition of the Incredibile,</i>

1170
01:09:55,242 --> 01:09:56,640
<i>the super car...</i>

1171
01:09:56,642 --> 01:09:59,007
<i>once driven by superhero,
Mr. Incredible.</i>

1172
01:09:59,009 --> 01:10:01,974
<i>It's the kind of thing you buy
when you have everything else.</i>

1173
01:10:01,976 --> 01:10:04,307
They said it was
beyond repair.

1174
01:10:04,309 --> 01:10:05,840
<i>Hey,
it was in perfect condition.</i>

1175
01:10:05,842 --> 01:10:07,640
You used to
drive that?

1176
01:10:07,642 --> 01:10:09,141
They said it was destroyed.

1177
01:10:09,143 --> 01:10:11,008
<i>Long thought lost
or destroyed,</i>

1178
01:10:11,010 --> 01:10:13,175
<i>the famous car
turned up at private auction.</i>

1179
01:10:13,177 --> 01:10:14,674
They said it was...

1180
01:10:14,676 --> 01:10:16,674
That's my car!

1181
01:10:24,576 --> 01:10:27,041
Stupid water feature!

1182
01:10:27,043 --> 01:10:29,808
<i>This car is just loaded
with amazing gadgets.</i>

1183
01:10:29,810 --> 01:10:30,975
<i>Care to demonstrate?</i>

1184
01:10:30,977 --> 01:10:33,142
<i>I'd love to,
but we haven't figured out</i>

1185
01:10:33,144 --> 01:10:34,709
<i>how to make them work yet.</i>

1186
01:10:36,644 --> 01:10:39,777
Wow! It works?

1187
01:10:40,978 --> 01:10:42,242
Huh?

1188
01:10:42,244 --> 01:10:44,709
What are you doing?
This is not a toy!

1189
01:10:44,711 --> 01:10:45,976
That's a rocket launcher!

1190
01:10:45,978 --> 01:10:47,976
Sweet! Which one launches
the rocket?

1191
01:10:47,978 --> 01:10:49,709
Hey!
This is not your car!

1192
01:10:49,711 --> 01:10:51,042
It's not your car,
either!

1193
01:10:51,044 --> 01:10:52,842
It is so!
It's the Incredibile.

1194
01:10:52,844 --> 01:10:54,875
- Why's that guy have it?
- He shouldn't!

1195
01:10:54,877 --> 01:10:56,643
Launch the rockets!
Launch the rockets!

1196
01:10:56,645 --> 01:10:58,110
Launch the rockets!

1197
01:10:58,112 --> 01:10:59,643
- I'm not launching anything!
- I wanna blow it up!

1198
01:10:59,645 --> 01:11:00,710
Do you think I want
an angry rich guy...

1199
01:11:00,712 --> 01:11:02,210
coming after me right now...

1200
01:11:02,212 --> 01:11:03,943
- when I'm trying not to...
- <i>I'm not sure</i>

1201
01:11:03,945 --> 01:11:05,010
- <i>what's happened here, Mark.</i>
- ...distract your mother.

1202
01:11:05,012 --> 01:11:06,710
<i>But everyone here
has scattered</i>

1203
01:11:06,712 --> 01:11:08,609
<i>and I'm afraid I'll need
to move at any minute.</i>

1204
01:11:08,611 --> 01:11:11,145
Rich guy got my car.

1205
01:11:13,012 --> 01:11:15,776
So, you're not gonna
steal your car

1206
01:11:15,778 --> 01:11:17,179
back from the rich guy?

1207
01:11:25,879 --> 01:11:27,944
What the heck is that?

1208
01:11:31,679 --> 01:11:33,711
Jack-Jack has powers?

1209
01:11:33,713 --> 01:11:34,844
Well, yeah, but...

1210
01:11:34,846 --> 01:11:36,278
- You knew about this?
- Yeah.

1211
01:11:36,280 --> 01:11:38,111
- Why didn't you tell us?
- I don't know.

1212
01:11:38,113 --> 01:11:40,644
We're your kids. We need
to know these things.

1213
01:11:40,646 --> 01:11:41,944
- Did you tell Mom?
- No.

1214
01:11:41,946 --> 01:11:43,844
- Why not?
- Your mother is not...

1215
01:11:43,846 --> 01:11:45,578
You'd want us to tell you,
wouldn't you?

1216
01:11:45,580 --> 01:11:46,912
- Why would you not tell Mom?
- Because I didn't wanna...

1217
01:11:46,914 --> 01:11:48,112
What?

1218
01:11:48,114 --> 01:11:49,312
- Come on, man.
- Because it's not the time.

1219
01:11:49,314 --> 01:11:50,578
- Why?
- Because...

1220
01:11:50,580 --> 01:11:51,678
So uncool!

1221
01:11:51,680 --> 01:11:53,812
Because I'm formulating, okay?

1222
01:11:53,814 --> 01:11:56,712
I'm taking in information,
I'm processing!

1223
01:11:56,714 --> 01:11:58,778
I'm doing the math,
I'm fixing the boyfriend...

1224
01:11:58,780 --> 01:12:00,012
and keeping the baby

1225
01:12:00,014 --> 01:12:01,245
from turning into
a flaming monster!

1226
01:12:01,247 --> 01:12:02,680
How do I do it?

1227
01:12:03,647 --> 01:12:05,812
By rolling with
the punches, baby!

1228
01:12:05,814 --> 01:12:08,546
I eat thunder
and crap lightning, okay?

1229
01:12:08,548 --> 01:12:10,113
'Cause I'm Mr. Incredible!

1230
01:12:10,115 --> 01:12:13,646
Not Mr. So-So
or Mr. Mediocre-Guy.

1231
01:12:13,648 --> 01:12:16,213
Mr. Incredible!

1232
01:12:17,848 --> 01:12:20,080
We should call Lucius.

1233
01:12:20,082 --> 01:12:21,746
No. I can handle it.

1234
01:12:21,748 --> 01:12:24,080
There's no way I'm gonna...

1235
01:12:33,149 --> 01:12:34,916
Dada.

1236
01:12:35,716 --> 01:12:37,847
I'm calling Lucius.

1237
01:12:41,116 --> 01:12:43,847
Looks normal to me. When
did this start happening?

1238
01:12:43,849 --> 01:12:45,880
Since Helen got the job.

1239
01:12:45,882 --> 01:12:47,814
- I assume she knows?
- Are you kidding?

1240
01:12:47,816 --> 01:12:49,114
I can't tell her
about this,

1241
01:12:49,116 --> 01:12:50,647
not while she's doing
hero work!

1242
01:12:50,649 --> 01:12:51,947
Mama!

1243
01:12:51,949 --> 01:12:53,314
<i>Girls, come on.</i>

1244
01:12:53,316 --> 01:12:54,847
<i>Leave the saving the world
to the men?</i>

1245
01:12:54,849 --> 01:12:56,215
- <i>I don't think so.</i>
- Mama!

1246
01:12:56,217 --> 01:12:58,082
I've got to succeed!

1247
01:12:58,084 --> 01:12:59,781
So she can succeed.

1248
01:12:59,783 --> 01:13:02,248
- So we can succeed!
- I get it, Bob!

1249
01:13:02,250 --> 01:13:05,215
I get it. When was the
last time you slept?

1250
01:13:05,217 --> 01:13:07,048
Who keeps track of that?

1251
01:13:07,050 --> 01:13:08,614
Besides, he's a baby.

1252
01:13:08,616 --> 01:13:10,982
I can handle it,
I got this handled.

1253
01:13:10,984 --> 01:13:12,915
So, you good then?

1254
01:13:12,917 --> 01:13:15,315
You got everything
under control? Right?

1255
01:13:18,150 --> 01:13:19,581
What the...?

1256
01:13:20,684 --> 01:13:22,749
Cookie! Cha Cha want a cookie?

1257
01:13:22,751 --> 01:13:25,682
Num-num cookie?
Cha Cha wanna num-num?

1258
01:13:25,684 --> 01:13:28,549
Num-num cookie! Cookie!

1259
01:13:28,551 --> 01:13:29,716
- You're not...
- Cookie!

1260
01:13:29,718 --> 01:13:31,016
- Oh, my God!
- Cookie!

1261
01:13:31,018 --> 01:13:33,016
- Dada! Dada. Dada.
- Whoa.

1262
01:13:33,018 --> 01:13:34,816
Okay! Okay.

1263
01:13:34,818 --> 01:13:36,782
So, he can still
hear you from the...

1264
01:13:36,784 --> 01:13:38,816
From the other
dimension, yeah.

1265
01:13:38,818 --> 01:13:40,916
That is freaky.
I mean, that's not like...

1266
01:13:40,918 --> 01:13:43,950
Not like our other kids.
No, it is not.

1267
01:13:43,952 --> 01:13:46,650
Full powers, totally random.

1268
01:13:46,652 --> 01:13:48,984
So now, he's what?
Is he good?

1269
01:13:48,986 --> 01:13:51,117
Yeah, you'd think so,
right?

1270
01:13:51,119 --> 01:13:54,217
Obviously, I can't keep
giving him cookies!

1271
01:13:54,219 --> 01:13:56,184
- Uh-uh?
- But if I stop...

1272
01:13:59,752 --> 01:14:01,750
Ahhh! He is freaking!
Again, he is freaking!

1273
01:14:01,752 --> 01:14:03,250
No biting the daddy!

1274
01:14:03,252 --> 01:14:04,618
- What the...?
- No biting!

1275
01:14:10,187 --> 01:14:12,619
Okay.

1276
01:14:14,020 --> 01:14:17,118
I think I just need
a little bit of me time.

1277
01:14:17,120 --> 01:14:18,651
Then I'll be good to go.

1278
01:14:18,653 --> 01:14:20,818
Oh, you need
more than me time, Bob.

1279
01:14:20,820 --> 01:14:22,718
You need
major life realignment

1280
01:14:22,720 --> 01:14:23,951
on a number of levels.

1281
01:14:23,953 --> 01:14:26,718
Starting with
baby superfreak here!

1282
01:14:26,720 --> 01:14:30,586
You need some solid
outside-the-box thinking.

1283
01:14:39,121 --> 01:14:40,719
<i>Galbaki?</i>

1284
01:14:40,721 --> 01:14:44,785
<i>Elastigirl's supersuit
is by Galbaki?</i>

1285
01:14:44,787 --> 01:14:46,252
<i>Explain yourself!</i>

1286
01:14:49,288 --> 01:14:52,052
<i>Oh, my God.
You're worse than I thought.</i>

1287
01:14:52,054 --> 01:14:55,152
<i>It's the baby.
I brought the baby.</i>

1288
01:14:56,722 --> 01:14:58,989
<i>Oh, highly unusual.</i>

1289
01:15:06,322 --> 01:15:08,120
You look ghastly, Robert.

1290
01:15:08,122 --> 01:15:10,287
I haven't been sleeping.

1291
01:15:10,289 --> 01:15:13,987
I broke my daughter,
they keep changing math...

1292
01:15:13,989 --> 01:15:17,053
we needed double-A batteries,
but I got triple-A's...

1293
01:15:17,055 --> 01:15:19,988
and now we still need
double-A batteries.

1294
01:15:19,990 --> 01:15:22,288
I put one red thing
in a load of whites

1295
01:15:22,290 --> 01:15:24,587
and now
everything's pink.

1296
01:15:24,589 --> 01:15:25,854
And I think
we need eggs.

1297
01:15:25,856 --> 01:15:29,620
Done properly,
parenting is a heroic act.

1298
01:15:29,622 --> 01:15:31,121
Done properly.

1299
01:15:31,123 --> 01:15:34,288
I am fortunate that it has
never afflicted me.

1300
01:15:34,290 --> 01:15:35,988
But you do not come to me

1301
01:15:35,990 --> 01:15:38,620
for eggs and batteries,
Robert.

1302
01:15:38,622 --> 01:15:40,021
I design herowear

1303
01:15:40,023 --> 01:15:42,687
and Elastigirl
must have a new suit.

1304
01:15:42,689 --> 01:15:45,289
Actually,
it's Jack-Jack.

1305
01:15:45,291 --> 01:15:48,122
You also wish
a new suit for the baby?

1306
01:15:48,124 --> 01:15:52,155
I would hardly classify
this as an emergency.

1307
01:15:52,157 --> 01:15:54,922
Well, he's a special case.
Worth studying.

1308
01:15:54,924 --> 01:15:57,022
If I could just leave him
with you for a while...

1309
01:15:57,024 --> 01:15:58,857
Leave him? Here?

1310
01:15:59,957 --> 01:16:02,089
I am not a baby person,
Robert.

1311
01:16:02,091 --> 01:16:05,055
I have no baby facilities.
I am an artist.

1312
01:16:05,057 --> 01:16:08,125
I do not involve myself in
the prosaic day-to-day to...

1313
01:16:09,092 --> 01:16:10,591
day.

1314
01:16:13,725 --> 01:16:15,691
Fascinating!

1315
01:16:18,125 --> 01:16:19,992
Are you seeing this, Robert?

1316
01:16:21,858 --> 01:16:22,992
Dada.

1317
01:16:31,926 --> 01:16:34,859
Oh, my God.

1318
01:16:35,792 --> 01:16:37,124
Yes!

1319
01:16:37,126 --> 01:16:38,957
Of course you can leave
the baby overnight.

1320
01:16:38,959 --> 01:16:40,690
I'm sure filling in
for Helen is challenging,

1321
01:16:40,692 --> 01:16:41,890
and you are very tired...

1322
01:16:41,892 --> 01:16:42,991
and the other children
need you

1323
01:16:42,993 --> 01:16:44,690
and miss you,
and you must go to them.

1324
01:16:44,692 --> 01:16:46,124
Auntie Edna will take care
of everything...

1325
01:16:46,126 --> 01:16:48,926
so, drive safely and goodbye.
I enjoy our visits.

1326
01:16:51,592 --> 01:16:53,257
"Auntie Edna"?

1327
01:16:57,760 --> 01:17:00,058
Attention. Attention.

1328
01:17:00,060 --> 01:17:02,725
I wanna thank everyone
that came out tonight...

1329
01:17:02,727 --> 01:17:04,125
in support of superheroes...

1330
01:17:04,127 --> 01:17:07,725
and bringing them
back into society!

1331
01:17:07,727 --> 01:17:09,325
You all made it happen.

1332
01:17:09,327 --> 01:17:10,758
The need for this
has been made

1333
01:17:10,760 --> 01:17:12,125
crystal clear
in recent days...

1334
01:17:12,127 --> 01:17:14,058
with bad actors
like the self-proclaimed

1335
01:17:14,060 --> 01:17:16,225
Screenslaver
threatening our peace.

1336
01:17:16,227 --> 01:17:17,825
His reign was short, huh?

1337
01:17:17,827 --> 01:17:19,926
And thanks to this woman...

1338
01:17:19,928 --> 01:17:23,093
a great super. You love her.
You missed her.

1339
01:17:23,095 --> 01:17:26,993
Welcome back, Elastigirl.

1340
01:17:26,995 --> 01:17:29,792
Come on up here.
Don't be bashful.

1341
01:17:29,794 --> 01:17:32,193
Come on. Get up here.

1342
01:17:32,195 --> 01:17:34,993
I want you to have this.

1343
01:17:34,995 --> 01:17:36,759
A memento.

1344
01:17:36,761 --> 01:17:40,126
Thanks, Winston, Evelyn,
and everyone at DEVTECH.

1345
01:17:40,128 --> 01:17:42,126
I am forever in your debt.

1346
01:17:42,128 --> 01:17:43,860
And thanks to all of you,

1347
01:17:43,862 --> 01:17:46,960
your pressure
changed all the right minds.

1348
01:17:46,962 --> 01:17:49,260
We've made amazing headway
in a very short time...

1349
01:17:49,262 --> 01:17:52,727
which leads me to an
important announcement.

1350
01:17:52,729 --> 01:17:54,927
Just now,
at a worldwide summit...

1351
01:17:54,929 --> 01:17:56,827
leaders from
more than a hundred

1352
01:17:56,829 --> 01:17:58,593
of the world's
top countries...

1353
01:17:58,595 --> 01:18:02,127
have agreed to make
superheroes legal again!

1354
01:18:03,929 --> 01:18:05,727
We'll gather superheroes
and leaders

1355
01:18:05,729 --> 01:18:06,927
from all over
the planet...

1356
01:18:06,929 --> 01:18:08,728
on our boat,
the <i>Everjust...</i>

1357
01:18:08,730 --> 01:18:12,095
for a televised
signing ceremony at sea.

1358
01:18:12,097 --> 01:18:15,995
Now if you'll excuse us,
we got a ship to catch!

1359
01:18:19,163 --> 01:18:21,561
So good to see you.
Thanks for coming out.

1360
01:18:21,563 --> 01:18:23,561
Hey.
Hi, it's me, again.

1361
01:18:23,563 --> 01:18:26,694
Um, there's, uh, something
I've always wanted to ask you.

1362
01:18:26,696 --> 01:18:29,261
Yeah, how do you balance
the superhero stuff

1363
01:18:29,263 --> 01:18:31,061
with the life stuff?

1364
01:18:31,063 --> 01:18:33,262
I know I can handle
the superhero stuff.

1365
01:18:36,164 --> 01:18:37,595
Uh-huh, uh-huh. Oh.

1366
01:18:37,597 --> 01:18:39,595
Would you please
excuse me a moment?

1367
01:18:39,597 --> 01:18:42,296
Oh. Yeah, okay, see you later!
Good talk!

1368
01:19:03,865 --> 01:19:06,165
- Hey, Vi.
- Hey.

1369
01:19:07,232 --> 01:19:08,696
Where's Jack-Jack?

1370
01:19:08,698 --> 01:19:09,896
E's taking him
for a little bit.

1371
01:19:09,898 --> 01:19:12,663
- Edna is babysitting?
- Yeah.

1372
01:19:12,665 --> 01:19:14,730
And you're okay with this?

1373
01:19:14,732 --> 01:19:17,165
Yeah. I don't know why,
but yeah.

1374
01:19:19,065 --> 01:19:21,766
I wanted to say
something to you.

1375
01:19:22,799 --> 01:19:25,198
Sorry about Tony.

1376
01:19:25,200 --> 01:19:28,164
I didn't think about Dicker
erasing his memory...

1377
01:19:28,166 --> 01:19:31,831
or about you having to pay
the price for a choice...

1378
01:19:31,833 --> 01:19:35,764
you never made.
It's not fair, I know.

1379
01:19:35,766 --> 01:19:37,831
And then, I made it worse
at the restaurant

1380
01:19:37,833 --> 01:19:39,298
by trying to...

1381
01:19:39,300 --> 01:19:41,298
Anyway. Anyway...

1382
01:19:41,300 --> 01:19:43,164
I'm sorry.

1383
01:19:43,166 --> 01:19:44,732
I'm used to knowing

1384
01:19:44,734 --> 01:19:46,631
what the right thing
to do is...

1385
01:19:46,633 --> 01:19:49,798
but now,
I'm not sure anymore.

1386
01:19:49,800 --> 01:19:51,900
I just wanna be...

1387
01:19:54,134 --> 01:19:55,667
a good dad.

1388
01:19:59,301 --> 01:20:01,667
You're not good.

1389
01:20:03,600 --> 01:20:05,067
You're super.

1390
01:20:14,801 --> 01:20:17,766
Are superheroes allowed
to drink on duty?

1391
01:20:17,768 --> 01:20:20,899
I'm definitely not on duty.
Ignore the costume.

1392
01:20:20,901 --> 01:20:23,033
I know
I should be up there...

1393
01:20:23,035 --> 01:20:25,233
but I had to step away from
the grip and grins, you know?

1394
01:20:25,235 --> 01:20:28,632
Gotta get away to keep it pure.
I know I do.

1395
01:20:28,634 --> 01:20:30,133
What are you getting
away from?

1396
01:20:30,135 --> 01:20:33,700
Eh, you know, company stuff.
My brother, mostly.

1397
01:20:33,702 --> 01:20:35,700
But you love him,
you two are this company.

1398
01:20:35,702 --> 01:20:37,067
Yin and yang.

1399
01:20:37,069 --> 01:20:39,201
Yeah, I invent the stuff,
he's good at people.

1400
01:20:39,203 --> 01:20:43,734
Pleasing them, engaging them,
figuring out what they want.

1401
01:20:43,736 --> 01:20:45,867
I never know
what people want.

1402
01:20:45,869 --> 01:20:47,702
What do you think
they want?

1403
01:20:48,003 --> 01:20:49,067
Ease.

1404
01:20:49,069 --> 01:20:52,001
People will trade quality
for ease every time.

1405
01:20:52,003 --> 01:20:55,601
It may be crap,
but hey, it's convenient.

1406
01:20:55,603 --> 01:20:57,302
Yeah. Kind of
like this case.

1407
01:20:57,304 --> 01:20:58,634
What?
The Screenslaver?

1408
01:20:58,636 --> 01:21:00,335
Yeah, something's not
sitting right.

1409
01:21:00,337 --> 01:21:01,868
It was too easy.

1410
01:21:01,870 --> 01:21:04,636
That was too easy?
Wow.

1411
01:21:05,237 --> 01:21:07,268
- Funny.
- What?

1412
01:21:07,270 --> 01:21:08,868
Look at that.

1413
01:21:08,870 --> 01:21:13,002
One of Screenslaver's monitors
is tuned into my suit cam.

1414
01:21:13,004 --> 01:21:14,935
What?

1415
01:21:14,937 --> 01:21:17,068
Isn't the suit cam
closed circuit?

1416
01:21:17,070 --> 01:21:17,835
It is.

1417
01:21:17,837 --> 01:21:20,702
Then how come
Screenslaver has it?

1418
01:21:20,704 --> 01:21:22,169
Maybe he hacked it?

1419
01:21:22,171 --> 01:21:24,869
So, he's sophisticated enough
to do that...

1420
01:21:24,871 --> 01:21:27,635
but he has simple locks
on his doors?

1421
01:21:27,637 --> 01:21:29,669
Maybe he wanted you
to find him.

1422
01:21:29,671 --> 01:21:31,136
He wanted to get caught?

1423
01:21:31,138 --> 01:21:33,103
He wanted you to win.

1424
01:21:33,105 --> 01:21:35,602
That makes no sense.
He's a brilliant guy.

1425
01:21:35,604 --> 01:21:36,869
If he's smart enough
to conceive

1426
01:21:36,871 --> 01:21:38,336
of technology like this...

1427
01:21:38,338 --> 01:21:40,869
he's smart enough to think
of something to do with it.

1428
01:21:40,871 --> 01:21:43,003
The guy we put in jail
delivered pizzas.

1429
01:21:43,005 --> 01:21:43,970
So?

1430
01:21:43,972 --> 01:21:45,770
Einstein was
a patent clerk.

1431
01:21:45,772 --> 01:21:47,903
Look, you won.
You got the guy who...

1432
01:21:47,905 --> 01:21:50,270
Wait. All Screenslaver
needs to do

1433
01:21:50,272 --> 01:21:51,670
to hypnotize someone...

1434
01:21:51,672 --> 01:21:53,770
is get a screen
in front of their eyes.

1435
01:21:53,772 --> 01:21:57,939
But what if the screen
doesn't look like a screen?

1436
01:22:00,139 --> 01:22:04,670
What if the pizza guy
is really a pizza guy...

1437
01:22:04,672 --> 01:22:05,970
but he was controlled
by the screens

1438
01:22:05,972 --> 01:22:07,139
built into his glasses...

1439
01:22:08,606 --> 01:22:10,639
You are good.

1440
01:22:14,706 --> 01:22:15,738
<i>Look, the robot!</i>

1441
01:22:15,740 --> 01:22:17,138
<i>It's taking off.</i>

1442
01:22:17,140 --> 01:22:18,938
<i>I'm not getting
a reading yet.</i>

1443
01:22:18,940 --> 01:22:19,871
- <i>Press "fire"?</i>
- <i>Now!</i>

1444
01:22:22,973 --> 01:22:23,871
<i>More power.</i>

1445
01:22:23,873 --> 01:22:26,838
<i>Oh, I hope
this works, Dad.</i>

1446
01:22:26,840 --> 01:22:29,738
I thought it was best
to just let you sleep.

1447
01:22:29,740 --> 01:22:32,672
Seventeen hours.

1448
01:22:32,674 --> 01:22:35,039
How do you feel?

1449
01:22:35,041 --> 01:22:36,139
Super.

1450
01:22:36,141 --> 01:22:39,106
- <i>You got it, Dad.</i>
- <i>Hurray!</i>

1451
01:22:39,108 --> 01:22:41,139
I can't tell you
how much I appreciate

1452
01:22:41,141 --> 01:22:43,206
you watching
Jack-Jack for me, E.

1453
01:22:43,208 --> 01:22:46,638
Yes, I'm sure your gratitude
is quite inexpressible.

1454
01:22:46,640 --> 01:22:48,272
Don't ask me
to do it again, darling.

1455
01:22:48,274 --> 01:22:49,872
My rates are far too high.

1456
01:22:49,874 --> 01:22:50,905
Oh, uh...

1457
01:22:50,907 --> 01:22:53,339
I am joking, Robert.
I enjoyed the assignment.

1458
01:22:53,341 --> 01:22:55,273
He is bright
and I am stimulating.

1459
01:22:55,275 --> 01:22:57,307
We deserve each other.

1460
01:22:57,309 --> 01:22:59,673
Your child is a polymorph.

1461
01:22:59,675 --> 01:23:02,007
Like all babies,
he has enormous potential.

1462
01:23:02,009 --> 01:23:03,806
It is not unknown
for supers

1463
01:23:03,808 --> 01:23:05,639
to have more than one
power when young...

1464
01:23:05,641 --> 01:23:08,273
but this little one has many.

1465
01:23:08,275 --> 01:23:11,641
Yes, you have many powers.

1466
01:23:25,043 --> 01:23:27,274
I understand
your lack of sleep

1467
01:23:27,276 --> 01:23:28,741
and coherency, Robert.

1468
01:23:28,743 --> 01:23:30,208
Babies can be anything,

1469
01:23:30,210 --> 01:23:31,874
and your child
is no exception.

1470
01:23:31,876 --> 01:23:34,774
He has pure,
unlimited potential, Robert.

1471
01:23:34,776 --> 01:23:37,841
He slept while I worked
in a creative fever.

1472
01:23:37,843 --> 01:23:40,241
Auntie Edna stayed up
all night...

1473
01:23:40,243 --> 01:23:43,008
making sure you look
fabulous in your many forms.

1474
01:23:43,010 --> 01:23:45,708
What are you... You're
putting him in the...

1475
01:23:45,710 --> 01:23:46,942
In the chamber, Robert.

1476
01:23:46,944 --> 01:23:48,742
He is part
of the demonstration

1477
01:23:48,744 --> 01:23:49,875
and will be fine.

1478
01:23:49,877 --> 01:23:51,875
Your challenge
is to manage a baby

1479
01:23:51,877 --> 01:23:53,641
who has
multiple powers...

1480
01:23:53,643 --> 01:23:56,775
and no control
over them, yes?

1481
01:23:56,777 --> 01:23:58,275
Huh. That sums it up.

1482
01:23:58,277 --> 01:23:59,808
I often work to music

1483
01:23:59,810 --> 01:24:02,742
and I noticed the baby
responds to it as well.

1484
01:24:02,744 --> 01:24:04,742
Specifically, Mozart.

1485
01:24:04,744 --> 01:24:06,242
I blended Kevlar

1486
01:24:06,244 --> 01:24:08,609
with carbyne for
durability under duress...

1487
01:24:08,611 --> 01:24:10,276
and cotton for comfort.

1488
01:24:10,278 --> 01:24:13,843
Interwoven with these fabrics
are a mesh of tiny sensors...

1489
01:24:13,845 --> 01:24:16,909
that monitor the baby's
physical properties.

1490
01:24:16,911 --> 01:24:19,943
Oh, Lord!
What is he doing?

1491
01:24:19,945 --> 01:24:23,010
Well, it's Mozart, Robert.
Can you blame him?

1492
01:24:23,012 --> 01:24:25,310
The important thing is that
the suit and tracker...

1493
01:24:25,312 --> 01:24:27,609
anticipated the change
and alerted you.

1494
01:24:27,611 --> 01:24:28,709
Oh, no. Cookies.

1495
01:24:28,711 --> 01:24:30,210
I gotta get cookies!

1496
01:24:30,212 --> 01:24:32,177
You do not need cookies.

1497
01:24:32,179 --> 01:24:33,311
As I learned quite painfully

1498
01:24:33,313 --> 01:24:34,643
last night...

1499
01:24:34,645 --> 01:24:36,211
any solution involving cookies

1500
01:24:36,213 --> 01:24:39,277
will inevitably result
in the demon baby.

1501
01:24:41,179 --> 01:24:42,710
"Combustion imminent"?

1502
01:24:42,712 --> 01:24:43,944
What does that mean?

1503
01:24:44,846 --> 01:24:46,610
It means fire, Robert,

1504
01:24:46,612 --> 01:24:48,844
for which the suit
has countermeasures.

1505
01:24:48,846 --> 01:24:51,710
I suggest you extinguish
the baby's flames

1506
01:24:51,712 --> 01:24:53,812
before he trips
the sprinkler system.

1507
01:24:55,747 --> 01:24:57,578
The flame retardant

1508
01:24:57,580 --> 01:24:59,778
is blackberry lavender,
darling.

1509
01:24:59,780 --> 01:25:02,678
Effective, edible,
and delicious.

1510
01:25:02,680 --> 01:25:05,945
Well, what do you know?
That is useful.

1511
01:25:05,947 --> 01:25:08,845
Although, I have doubtlessly
exceeded your expectations

1512
01:25:08,847 --> 01:25:10,845
for a single night's work...

1513
01:25:10,847 --> 01:25:12,145
the suit
and device contain

1514
01:25:12,147 --> 01:25:14,345
a few more features
we need to discuss.

1515
01:25:14,347 --> 01:25:16,945
Thanks again, E,
for everything.

1516
01:25:16,947 --> 01:25:18,678
How much
do I owe you for...

1517
01:25:18,680 --> 01:25:21,645
Pish-posh, darling. Your bill
will be covered by my fee...

1518
01:25:21,647 --> 01:25:23,746
for being Mr. Incredible,
Elastigirl,

1519
01:25:23,748 --> 01:25:26,146
and Frozone's
exclusive designer...

1520
01:25:26,148 --> 01:25:28,812
throughout the known universe
and until the end of time.

1521
01:25:28,814 --> 01:25:30,846
But babysitting this one...

1522
01:25:30,848 --> 01:25:33,881
I do for free, darling.

1523
01:25:51,282 --> 01:25:52,613
<i>I would resist</i>

1524
01:25:52,615 --> 01:25:53,913
<i>the temptation to stretch.</i>

1525
01:25:53,915 --> 01:25:57,014
<i>The temperature around you
is well below freezing.</i>

1526
01:25:57,016 --> 01:25:59,780
<i>Try to stretch
and you'll break.</i>

1527
01:25:59,782 --> 01:26:02,580
<i>So, you're
the Screenslaver.</i>

1528
01:26:02,582 --> 01:26:04,913
<i>Yes and no.</i>

1529
01:26:04,915 --> 01:26:07,714
Let's say,
I created the character

1530
01:26:07,716 --> 01:26:09,614
and pre-recorded
the messages.

1531
01:26:09,616 --> 01:26:10,981
<i>Does Winston know?</i>

1532
01:26:10,983 --> 01:26:13,914
That I'm the Screenslaver?
Of course not.

1533
01:26:13,916 --> 01:26:16,348
Can you imagine
what Mr. Free Enterprise

1534
01:26:16,350 --> 01:26:18,148
would do
with my hypnosis technology?

1535
01:26:18,150 --> 01:26:19,814
<i>Worse than
what you're doing?</i>

1536
01:26:19,816 --> 01:26:21,948
<i>Hey, I'm using
the technology</i>

1537
01:26:21,950 --> 01:26:23,781
<i>to destroy
people's trust in it.</i>

1538
01:26:23,783 --> 01:26:26,215
Like I'm using superheroes.

1539
01:26:26,217 --> 01:26:27,781
<i>Who did I put in jail?</i>

1540
01:26:27,783 --> 01:26:29,048
<i>Pizza delivery guy.</i>

1541
01:26:29,050 --> 01:26:30,848
<i>Seemed the right height,
build.</i>

1542
01:26:30,850 --> 01:26:33,149
<i>He gave you
a pretty good fight.</i>

1543
01:26:33,151 --> 01:26:34,749
<i>I should say I gave you</i>

1544
01:26:34,751 --> 01:26:36,116
<i>a pretty good fight
through him.</i>

1545
01:26:36,118 --> 01:26:37,882
<i>But it doesn't
bother you</i>

1546
01:26:37,884 --> 01:26:39,782
<i>that an innocent man
is in jail?</i>

1547
01:26:39,784 --> 01:26:43,016
Eh, he was surly
and the pizza was cold.

1548
01:26:43,018 --> 01:26:44,749
I counted on you.

1549
01:26:44,751 --> 01:26:46,182
That's why you failed.

1550
01:26:46,184 --> 01:26:47,749
What?

1551
01:26:47,751 --> 01:26:50,282
<i>Why would you count on me?
Because I built you a bike?</i>

1552
01:26:50,284 --> 01:26:52,782
<i>Because my brother
knows the words</i>

1553
01:26:52,784 --> 01:26:53,882
<i>to your theme song?</i>

1554
01:26:53,884 --> 01:26:55,616
<i>We don't know each other.</i>

1555
01:26:55,618 --> 01:26:57,217
But you can
count on me anyway.

1556
01:26:57,219 --> 01:26:58,983
<i>I am supposed to,
aren't I?</i>

1557
01:26:58,985 --> 01:27:01,583
<i>Because you have
some strange abilities</i>

1558
01:27:01,585 --> 01:27:02,816
<i>and a shiny costume...</i>

1559
01:27:02,818 --> 01:27:05,250
<i>the rest of us are supposed
to put our lives</i>

1560
01:27:05,252 --> 01:27:07,283
<i>into your gloved hands.</i>

1561
01:27:07,285 --> 01:27:09,816
<i>That's what
my father believed.</i>

1562
01:27:09,818 --> 01:27:13,583
When our home was broken into,
my mother wanted to hide.

1563
01:27:13,585 --> 01:27:15,883
Begged my father
to use the safe room.

1564
01:27:15,885 --> 01:27:20,284
But Father insisted they call
his superhero friends.

1565
01:27:20,286 --> 01:27:25,084
He died,
pointlessly, stupidly...

1566
01:27:25,086 --> 01:27:27,751
waiting for heroes
to save the day.

1567
01:27:27,753 --> 01:27:29,151
<i>But why would you...</i>

1568
01:27:29,153 --> 01:27:30,819
- <i>Your brother...</i>
- Is a child!

1569
01:27:31,353 --> 01:27:33,018
<i>He remembers the time</i>

1570
01:27:33,020 --> 01:27:35,151
<i>when we had parents
and superheroes.</i>

1571
01:27:35,153 --> 01:27:39,084
<i>So, like a child,
Winston conflates the two.</i>

1572
01:27:39,086 --> 01:27:42,851
<i>Mommy and Daddy went away
because supers went away.</i>

1573
01:27:42,853 --> 01:27:45,618
<i>Our sweet parents
were fools</i>

1574
01:27:45,620 --> 01:27:47,718
<i>to put their lives
in anybody else's hands.</i>

1575
01:27:47,720 --> 01:27:49,887
<i>Superheroes keep us weak.</i>

1576
01:27:50,620 --> 01:27:52,221
Are you gonna kill me?

1577
01:27:53,054 --> 01:27:54,054
Nah.

1578
01:27:56,087 --> 01:27:57,618
Using you is better.

1579
01:27:57,620 --> 01:28:00,618
You're gonna help me make
supers illegal...

1580
01:28:00,620 --> 01:28:02,087
forever.

1581
01:28:07,088 --> 01:28:08,755
Dada. Dada.

1582
01:28:09,621 --> 01:28:11,821
Ready?
Laser eyes.

1583
01:28:13,222 --> 01:28:14,286
Stop.

1584
01:28:14,288 --> 01:28:15,719
- Wow!
- Yeah!

1585
01:28:15,721 --> 01:28:16,986
- Yay, Jack-Jack!
- Yeah, baby!

1586
01:28:16,988 --> 01:28:18,253
And that's not all.
Watch this.

1587
01:28:18,255 --> 01:28:20,055
Jack-Jack, blaster ready?

1588
01:28:24,788 --> 01:28:26,886
- No way.
- That is crazy cool.

1589
01:28:26,888 --> 01:28:28,186
My turn.
I get to blast him first!

1590
01:28:28,188 --> 01:28:29,586
- Let me try. I want him.
- Give him to me.

1591
01:28:29,588 --> 01:28:31,021
Hey, I'm just demonstrating.

1592
01:28:31,023 --> 01:28:33,021
No firing the baby around
the house, you understand?

1593
01:28:33,023 --> 01:28:35,687
This is potentially
dangerous...

1594
01:28:35,689 --> 01:28:38,820
and we're trying to teach him
to control his powers, okay?

1595
01:28:38,822 --> 01:28:40,689
Stop. See the screen.

1596
01:28:42,689 --> 01:28:44,987
He vanished!
That's really cool!

1597
01:28:46,189 --> 01:28:47,754
Okay, good. Use the thing.

1598
01:28:47,756 --> 01:28:49,653
That's the current readout.
Click it. See the readout?

1599
01:28:49,655 --> 01:28:51,620
Dimension four.
See the shape?

1600
01:28:51,622 --> 01:28:53,587
That's the room.
See where he is in relation?

1601
01:28:53,589 --> 01:28:54,756
So, where is he?

1602
01:28:56,157 --> 01:28:58,721
He's... there!

1603
01:28:58,723 --> 01:29:00,757
Okay. Come out.
Num-num cookie?

1604
01:29:02,623 --> 01:29:03,955
- Yay, Jack-Jack!
- Yeah, Jack-Jack!

1605
01:29:03,957 --> 01:29:05,890
That's really cool.

1606
01:29:12,124 --> 01:29:14,588
- Hello?
- Elastigirl's in trouble.

1607
01:29:14,590 --> 01:29:15,888
What? What happened to her?

1608
01:29:15,890 --> 01:29:17,588
Sorry to tell you
on the phone.

1609
01:29:17,590 --> 01:29:19,023
Meet me on our ship
at DEVTECH.

1610
01:29:19,025 --> 01:29:21,189
The ship at DEVTECH.
I'll be there in 15 minutes.

1611
01:29:21,191 --> 01:29:23,622
What's at the ship
at DEVTECH?

1612
01:29:23,624 --> 01:29:25,156
Lucius? Bob.
Helen's in trouble.

1613
01:29:25,158 --> 01:29:26,889
I need someone
to watch the kids.

1614
01:29:26,891 --> 01:29:28,589
<i>Suit up. It might get weird.</i>

1615
01:29:28,591 --> 01:29:30,156
I'll be there.
ASAP. Fifteen tops.

1616
01:29:30,158 --> 01:29:32,156
Where are you
going ASAP?

1617
01:29:32,158 --> 01:29:33,789
You better be back ASAP!

1618
01:29:33,791 --> 01:29:35,023
And leaving that suit.

1619
01:29:35,025 --> 01:29:36,822
I gotta go.
I'll be home soon.

1620
01:29:36,824 --> 01:29:38,156
Lucius will be here sooner.

1621
01:29:38,158 --> 01:29:40,323
No firing the baby
around the house, okay?

1622
01:29:40,325 --> 01:29:42,089
What's at the ship
at DEVTECH?

1623
01:29:42,091 --> 01:29:44,625
And why are you
in your Supersuit?

1624
01:29:56,625 --> 01:29:58,024
Is that Mom's supersuit?

1625
01:29:58,026 --> 01:30:00,057
She may need it.
You never know.

1626
01:30:00,059 --> 01:30:01,757
What's going on?

1627
01:30:01,759 --> 01:30:03,757
I don't know,
but Dad called Lucius

1628
01:30:03,759 --> 01:30:05,757
after getting a call
about Mom...

1629
01:30:05,759 --> 01:30:07,025
and then left.

1630
01:30:07,027 --> 01:30:08,791
I thought you renounced
superheroes.

1631
01:30:08,793 --> 01:30:12,025
Yeah, well,
I renounce my renunciation.

1632
01:30:12,027 --> 01:30:13,127
Put that on.

1633
01:30:24,260 --> 01:30:26,991
Hello there, little fella.

1634
01:30:26,993 --> 01:30:28,624
Hello.

1635
01:30:28,626 --> 01:30:29,858
You kids aren't safe.

1636
01:30:29,860 --> 01:30:31,092
The Deavors sent us
to take you...

1637
01:30:31,094 --> 01:30:33,959
Well,
isn't that redundant?

1638
01:30:33,961 --> 01:30:36,927
The Deavors just sent me here
to guard the house.

1639
01:30:39,228 --> 01:30:41,959
'Cause the kids aren't safe.

1640
01:30:41,961 --> 01:30:43,925
I get it,
managerial screw-up.

1641
01:30:43,927 --> 01:30:45,359
Tell Winston
I handled it.

1642
01:30:45,361 --> 01:30:47,026
You understand,
Ms...

1643
01:30:47,028 --> 01:30:48,292
Voyd.

1644
01:30:48,294 --> 01:30:49,894
Ms. Voyd.

1645
01:30:51,128 --> 01:30:52,094
Drive safely.

1646
01:31:01,895 --> 01:31:05,926
The thing is, he wants us
to bring you, too.

1647
01:31:05,928 --> 01:31:07,027
Hey.

1648
01:31:08,628 --> 01:31:10,029
That isn't gonna
hold them long.

1649
01:31:11,129 --> 01:31:12,760
Dash, grab the baby!

1650
01:31:15,595 --> 01:31:16,762
Spread out!

1651
01:31:18,896 --> 01:31:19,927
- Whoa!
- Oh!

1652
01:31:19,929 --> 01:31:21,829
Dash!

1653
01:31:22,629 --> 01:31:24,030
We gotta get to my car.

1654
01:31:33,296 --> 01:31:35,361
What? What's going on?

1655
01:31:35,363 --> 01:31:36,763
Little fella!

1656
01:31:55,197 --> 01:31:56,862
It worked!

1657
01:32:02,597 --> 01:32:04,131
Incredibile, windows down!

1658
01:32:05,997 --> 01:32:06,998
Dive in!

1659
01:32:13,698 --> 01:32:16,163
Incredibile,
set voice identification.

1660
01:32:16,165 --> 01:32:17,696
Loudly, say your names.

1661
01:32:17,698 --> 01:32:20,963
- Violet Parr.
- Dashiell Robert Parr.

1662
01:32:24,931 --> 01:32:25,996
Lucius!

1663
01:32:25,998 --> 01:32:28,032
Incredibile, escape!

1664
01:32:36,266 --> 01:32:37,764
Fill me in!

1665
01:32:37,766 --> 01:32:39,663
Good news and bad news.
We found her.

1666
01:32:39,665 --> 01:32:41,031
She seems physically fine

1667
01:32:41,033 --> 01:32:42,730
but she's had an encounter
with Screenslaver...

1668
01:32:42,732 --> 01:32:45,033
and she's acting
kind of strange. In here.

1669
01:32:48,766 --> 01:32:50,031
Strange how?

1670
01:32:58,300 --> 01:32:59,633
Helen?

1671
01:33:00,267 --> 01:33:01,967
Helen, what are you...

1672
01:33:10,633 --> 01:33:12,165
Helen, it's me.

1673
01:33:28,834 --> 01:33:30,901
Incredibile, pull over.

1674
01:33:35,368 --> 01:33:38,299
We can't go to E's.

1675
01:33:38,301 --> 01:33:40,866
You saw those goggles
they put on Lucius.

1676
01:33:40,868 --> 01:33:42,833
They were
wearing them, too.

1677
01:33:42,835 --> 01:33:45,666
They're all under
someone's control.

1678
01:33:45,668 --> 01:33:48,169
They've probably done
the same to Mom.

1679
01:33:49,668 --> 01:33:51,833
Okay. Bad guys after us.

1680
01:33:51,835 --> 01:33:53,633
No Mom, no Dad.

1681
01:33:53,635 --> 01:33:54,833
No Lucius.

1682
01:33:54,835 --> 01:33:58,668
But we have our powers,
this car...

1683
01:33:59,336 --> 01:34:02,900
and... what?

1684
01:34:14,936 --> 01:34:17,836
Incredibile,
take us to DEVTECH.

1685
01:34:21,003 --> 01:34:23,368
<i>The kids have escaped
in a tricked-out car,</i>

1686
01:34:23,370 --> 01:34:24,901
<i>but we got Frozone.</i>

1687
01:34:24,903 --> 01:34:27,903
Bring him to the ship
at DEVTECH immediately.

1688
01:34:33,238 --> 01:34:35,336
Aw, we missed 'em!

1689
01:34:35,338 --> 01:34:39,937
Oh, I wish the Incredibile
could follow that boat.

1690
01:34:42,637 --> 01:34:44,169
- What did you do?
- I don't know.

1691
01:34:44,171 --> 01:34:47,136
- What did you do?
- I didn't do anything!

1692
01:34:54,772 --> 01:34:57,972
Wow, this car does
anything I say.

1693
01:35:05,638 --> 01:35:07,370
We didn't plan this well.

1694
01:35:07,372 --> 01:35:09,037
What do you mean?
We're here, aren't we?

1695
01:35:09,039 --> 01:35:10,636
Yes, we're here.

1696
01:35:10,638 --> 01:35:13,039
We need to be up there.

1697
01:35:14,005 --> 01:35:15,170
Hey...

1698
01:35:15,172 --> 01:35:19,637
What if the Incredibile
has ejector seats?

1699
01:35:19,639 --> 01:35:21,038
Wait, what? No.

1700
01:35:21,040 --> 01:35:22,771
- Yeah, baby!
- No, don't say any more...

1701
01:35:22,773 --> 01:35:24,238
Max power! Launch!

1702
01:35:31,706 --> 01:35:33,670
Come on.

1703
01:35:36,206 --> 01:35:37,871
Hello!
Glad you could come.

1704
01:35:37,873 --> 01:35:39,839
Welcome to the conference.

1705
01:35:50,174 --> 01:35:51,972
Our stars, where are they?

1706
01:35:51,974 --> 01:35:53,272
<i>The event's about to start.</i>

1707
01:35:53,274 --> 01:35:55,305
They didn't want to upstage
the others.

1708
01:35:55,307 --> 01:35:57,805
<i>They'll join for the signing.</i>

1709
01:35:57,807 --> 01:36:00,305
Welcome, guests!
You're in for a treat.

1710
01:36:00,307 --> 01:36:04,938
This ship is the largest
hydrofoil on the planet.

1711
01:36:04,940 --> 01:36:06,072
So, hold onto something...

1712
01:36:06,074 --> 01:36:08,875
because we're going
to open her up!

1713
01:36:27,042 --> 01:36:29,706
We need to find Mom and Dad.
Stay here.

1714
01:36:29,708 --> 01:36:30,907
I'm gonna search for them.

1715
01:36:30,909 --> 01:36:33,341
Wait! Who's gonna
watch Jack-Jack?

1716
01:36:33,343 --> 01:36:35,374
Suck it up.
I won't be long.

1717
01:36:35,376 --> 01:36:38,041
Wait. Wait, but, but wait!

1718
01:36:38,043 --> 01:36:40,840
This is important.
They are in trouble.

1719
01:36:40,842 --> 01:36:43,774
It's up to us.
To us, understand?

1720
01:36:43,776 --> 01:36:46,675
Keep him amused but quiet!

1721
01:36:47,876 --> 01:36:48,909
Ugh.

1722
01:36:58,710 --> 01:37:00,743
Shh! Quiet!

1723
01:37:01,643 --> 01:37:02,810
Huh?

1724
01:37:07,044 --> 01:37:08,044
Jack-Jack?

1725
01:37:17,877 --> 01:37:19,911
Jack-Jack?
Jack-Jack!

1726
01:37:53,146 --> 01:37:54,010
Jack-Jack!

1727
01:37:54,012 --> 01:37:55,910
The mesmerized supers
know we're here...

1728
01:37:55,912 --> 01:37:58,877
but I found Mom and Dad...
Where's Jack-Jack?

1729
01:37:58,879 --> 01:38:02,044
You lost him?
I gave you one thing to do!

1730
01:38:02,046 --> 01:38:03,812
The tracker.
Use the tracker.

1731
01:38:07,713 --> 01:38:08,911
He's going up?

1732
01:38:08,913 --> 01:38:11,080
- He's in an elevator.
- Let's go!

1733
01:38:13,013 --> 01:38:15,677
Hey, little baby.
Where are your parents?

1734
01:38:18,213 --> 01:38:20,178
And here they are, folks!

1735
01:38:20,180 --> 01:38:23,078
The supers who started
this whole thing.

1736
01:38:23,080 --> 01:38:25,078
<i>I told you
they'd be there in time.</i>

1737
01:38:25,080 --> 01:38:27,778
Hey, did you make them
new masks?

1738
01:38:27,780 --> 01:38:29,744
Yeah. Night vision,
et cetera...

1739
01:38:29,746 --> 01:38:31,112
They look good, right?

1740
01:38:31,114 --> 01:38:32,879
<i>So simple,
even he can do it.</i>

1741
01:38:32,881 --> 01:38:36,879
And we're back live in
three, two, one...

1742
01:38:36,881 --> 01:38:38,645
This is
a momentous occasion.

1743
01:38:38,647 --> 01:38:40,279
We've all managed
to accomplish

1744
01:38:40,281 --> 01:38:43,779
something extraordinarily rare
in today's world.

1745
01:38:43,781 --> 01:38:45,645
We agree on something.

1746
01:38:48,714 --> 01:38:51,812
<i>We agree to undo
a bad decision.</i>

1747
01:38:51,814 --> 01:38:53,112
<i>To make sure</i>

1748
01:38:53,114 --> 01:38:55,013
<i>a few extraordinarily
gifted members...</i>

1749
01:38:55,015 --> 01:38:57,813
<i>of the world's many countries
are treated fairly.</i>

1750
01:38:57,815 --> 01:39:01,180
<i>To invite them once again
to use their gifts...</i>

1751
01:39:01,182 --> 01:39:02,679
<i>to benefit the world.</i>

1752
01:39:02,681 --> 01:39:04,180
I thank all of you

1753
01:39:04,182 --> 01:39:07,047
for representing your nation's
commitment to superheroes.

1754
01:39:07,049 --> 01:39:09,613
With special thanks
to Ambassador Selick.

1755
01:39:09,615 --> 01:39:11,313
Yeah, it's okay.
Let her hear you.

1756
01:39:11,315 --> 01:39:12,780
Thank you.
Thank you so much.

1757
01:39:12,782 --> 01:39:14,080
Thank you,
Ambassador,

1758
01:39:14,082 --> 01:39:16,213
for your early
and very crucial support.

1759
01:39:16,215 --> 01:39:18,947
I can't think of anyone
more deserving than you...

1760
01:39:18,949 --> 01:39:20,781
to be the first signature

1761
01:39:20,783 --> 01:39:23,916
on the International
Superhero Accord.

1762
01:39:24,949 --> 01:39:27,050
There it is!

1763
01:39:40,749 --> 01:39:42,648
Holy cow!

1764
01:39:42,650 --> 01:39:45,017
I know he's on fire.
Just put him out.

1765
01:39:51,650 --> 01:39:53,650
They're coming.

1766
01:40:02,850 --> 01:40:04,315
Is it okay
to give him that?

1767
01:40:04,317 --> 01:40:07,283
I wasn't hearing
any better ideas.

1768
01:40:31,319 --> 01:40:33,051
No!

1769
01:40:33,053 --> 01:40:34,784
Come on, Jack-Jack.

1770
01:40:34,786 --> 01:40:36,051
We have to go.

1771
01:40:36,053 --> 01:40:37,186
Cookie num-num?

1772
01:40:49,786 --> 01:40:52,617
- Mama, Mama.
- I see him. He's getting away!

1773
01:40:52,619 --> 01:40:53,919
Stand back.

1774
01:40:57,820 --> 01:40:59,987
- Darn it!
- He's heading for Mom.

1775
01:41:02,354 --> 01:41:05,785
It is done.
The world is super again.

1776
01:41:11,054 --> 01:41:13,718
Group photo. Come on.
Group photo, everyone.

1777
01:41:13,720 --> 01:41:16,651
Squeeze in. That's it.
Historic occasion.

1778
01:41:16,653 --> 01:41:18,120
Everyone, smile.

1779
01:41:24,788 --> 01:41:26,752
Go on phase two.

1780
01:41:26,754 --> 01:41:29,153
<i>Years of mandated
hiding and silence</i>

1781
01:41:29,155 --> 01:41:30,786
have made us bitter.

1782
01:41:30,788 --> 01:41:32,652
You bring us out
into the light...

1783
01:41:32,654 --> 01:41:33,952
<i>only to clean up the messes</i>

1784
01:41:33,954 --> 01:41:36,019
<i>your lack
of discipline creates.</i>

1785
01:41:36,021 --> 01:41:38,652
<i>Your bodies
and your character are weak.</i>

1786
01:41:38,654 --> 01:41:42,320
<i>Your promises are empty,
and you will pay for it.</i>

1787
01:41:42,322 --> 01:41:44,187
<i>We no longer serve you.</i>

1788
01:41:44,189 --> 01:41:45,787
<i>We serve only us.</i>

1789
01:41:45,789 --> 01:41:47,822
<i>May the fittest survive.</i>

1790
01:41:50,189 --> 01:41:51,220
<i>Well, we, um...</i>

1791
01:41:51,222 --> 01:41:53,987
<i>Some very alarming
moments there...</i>

1792
01:41:53,989 --> 01:41:56,787
<i>before the, uh,
technical difficulties.</i>

1793
01:41:56,789 --> 01:41:58,189
<i>Please bear with us.</i>

1794
01:42:11,190 --> 01:42:12,854
What?

1795
01:42:12,856 --> 01:42:14,355
Mayday! Mayday!
Mayday!

1796
01:42:14,357 --> 01:42:15,921
Hold! Let him talk.

1797
01:42:15,923 --> 01:42:17,921
Superheroes have forcibly
taken the bridge. Repeat.

1798
01:42:17,923 --> 01:42:18,788
Now.

1799
01:42:30,090 --> 01:42:31,688
A little further.

1800
01:42:31,690 --> 01:42:33,724
<i>Little further. Stop.</i>

1801
01:42:39,291 --> 01:42:41,855
What the... A baby?

1802
01:42:41,857 --> 01:42:43,891
Mom and Dad.
Uncle Lucius?

1803
01:42:46,324 --> 01:42:48,056
- My mama.
- Jack-Jack, no!

1804
01:42:51,091 --> 01:42:52,924
A super baby?

1805
01:42:57,758 --> 01:42:59,190
No, no, no!

1806
01:42:59,192 --> 01:43:00,192
<i>Put him down!</i>

1807
01:43:01,992 --> 01:43:03,656
- Grab her!
- No!

1808
01:43:03,658 --> 01:43:04,825
Hold Jack-Jack.

1809
01:43:13,025 --> 01:43:14,956
No!

1810
01:43:14,958 --> 01:43:16,823
Hey, it's me!

1811
01:43:16,825 --> 01:43:18,224
Yeah, that's what
I thought last time.

1812
01:43:18,226 --> 01:43:21,126
Kids, what are you...

1813
01:43:22,726 --> 01:43:25,324
You came for us?

1814
01:43:25,326 --> 01:43:26,690
Don't be mad.

1815
01:43:26,692 --> 01:43:29,160
Oh, sweetie,
how could I be mad?

1816
01:43:30,060 --> 01:43:32,358
I'm proud.

1817
01:43:32,360 --> 01:43:34,224
Not to break up
a tender moment,

1818
01:43:34,226 --> 01:43:35,724
but where are we?

1819
01:43:35,726 --> 01:43:37,191
Is this DEVTECH's ship?

1820
01:43:37,193 --> 01:43:39,191
Evelyn Deavor
controls the Screenslaver...

1821
01:43:39,193 --> 01:43:41,991
and until a second ago, us.

1822
01:43:41,993 --> 01:43:44,059
Where's the crew?

1823
01:43:44,061 --> 01:43:46,259
<i>Collision detected.
Correct course.</i>

1824
01:43:46,261 --> 01:43:47,658
Uh-oh.
Did I do that?

1825
01:43:47,660 --> 01:43:50,860
Mom, the suit?
Try this.

1826
01:43:53,061 --> 01:43:55,727
Phase Three.
Go on Phase Three!

1827
01:43:58,894 --> 01:44:01,259
Why are the kids here?
You didn't go to the house?

1828
01:44:01,261 --> 01:44:02,658
I went to the house.

1829
01:44:02,660 --> 01:44:04,025
You didn't escape?
How did you not escape?

1830
01:44:04,027 --> 01:44:06,226
Hey!
We just saved you!

1831
01:44:06,228 --> 01:44:08,293
Escape? Escape from who?

1832
01:44:11,195 --> 01:44:12,228
Those guys!

1833
01:44:14,928 --> 01:44:17,659
What the...?
Jack-Jack has powers?

1834
01:44:17,661 --> 01:44:19,793
We know.
Fight now, talk later.

1835
01:44:52,929 --> 01:44:54,661
Jack-Jack.

1836
01:44:54,663 --> 01:44:55,995
Laser eyes!

1837
01:45:05,763 --> 01:45:06,961
Ah-ha!

1838
01:45:17,663 --> 01:45:18,864
Ugh.

1839
01:45:23,798 --> 01:45:25,829
Come with me, Winston.

1840
01:45:25,831 --> 01:45:27,796
- Did I faint?
- You'll be safe here.

1841
01:45:27,798 --> 01:45:29,798
Safe? Safe from what?

1842
01:45:30,898 --> 01:45:33,163
Where are the diplomats?
The supers?

1843
01:45:33,165 --> 01:45:34,296
Still hypnotized.

1844
01:45:34,298 --> 01:45:36,798
What have you done?

1845
01:45:40,931 --> 01:45:43,130
Evelyn, she's escaping.

1846
01:45:43,132 --> 01:45:44,164
Well, go after her.

1847
01:45:44,166 --> 01:45:44,963
Finish your mission.

1848
01:45:44,965 --> 01:45:47,663
I can't just go!
What about the kids?

1849
01:45:47,665 --> 01:45:50,264
- Jack-Jack, who's gonna...
- Mom!

1850
01:45:50,266 --> 01:45:52,132
Go. We've got this.

1851
01:45:53,899 --> 01:45:55,797
Voyd, come with me.

1852
01:45:55,799 --> 01:45:57,197
I'll go shut down
the engine.

1853
01:45:57,199 --> 01:45:58,863
I'll try to slow the
ship from the bow.

1854
01:45:58,865 --> 01:46:01,797
Wait, someone's missing.
Where's the crusher guy?

1855
01:46:01,799 --> 01:46:03,665
Strap in now!

1856
01:46:19,000 --> 01:46:20,666
It's for your own good.

1857
01:46:20,966 --> 01:46:22,664
No!

1858
01:46:22,666 --> 01:46:23,998
This is.

1859
01:46:35,068 --> 01:46:37,700
- We're too late.
- Get me up to the jet.

1860
01:47:01,635 --> 01:47:04,367
Hey, you did this.
Can you undo it?

1861
01:47:04,369 --> 01:47:06,699
You want me to un-crush?

1862
01:47:06,701 --> 01:47:08,333
What? No one's ever
asked for that?

1863
01:47:08,335 --> 01:47:11,333
No. To un-crush is silly.
Why un-crush?

1864
01:47:11,335 --> 01:47:12,933
To get into the engine room.

1865
01:47:12,935 --> 01:47:14,167
Oh, forget it.
We don't have enough time.

1866
01:47:14,169 --> 01:47:16,733
What if I said
to un-punch someone?

1867
01:47:16,735 --> 01:47:17,903
What do you do?

1868
01:47:21,636 --> 01:47:23,168
Welcome aboard, Elastigirl.

1869
01:47:23,170 --> 01:47:24,867
<i>Although
we haven't yet reached</i>

1870
01:47:24,869 --> 01:47:26,203
<i>our cruising altitude...</i>

1871
01:47:27,736 --> 01:47:30,101
feel free to roam about
the cabin.

1872
01:47:30,103 --> 01:47:32,767
Or just relax...

1873
01:47:32,769 --> 01:47:35,736
<i>and let the cabin roam
about you.</i>

1874
01:47:44,670 --> 01:47:46,668
I can't get
to the engine room!

1875
01:47:46,670 --> 01:47:48,069
We gotta do something!

1876
01:47:48,071 --> 01:47:49,735
Because trying to
slow it down ain't working.

1877
01:47:49,737 --> 01:47:51,668
Hey! What about
turning the boat?

1878
01:47:51,670 --> 01:47:52,868
The steering's
been destroyed!

1879
01:47:52,870 --> 01:47:55,668
- Dash means from the outside!
- Yeah!

1880
01:47:55,670 --> 01:47:56,768
If we break off
one of the foils

1881
01:47:56,770 --> 01:47:57,935
and turn the rudder...

1882
01:47:57,937 --> 01:48:00,302
we can veer the ship
away from the city!

1883
01:48:00,304 --> 01:48:01,768
That might work.

1884
01:48:01,770 --> 01:48:02,902
I'll turn the front,
you turn the rear.

1885
01:48:02,904 --> 01:48:05,002
Using the rudder?
That's underwater.

1886
01:48:05,004 --> 01:48:06,270
How am I supposed to get...

1887
01:48:06,272 --> 01:48:08,170
All right.
Come on, kids.

1888
01:48:08,172 --> 01:48:11,203
Dad, I know
this is going to work.

1889
01:48:11,205 --> 01:48:13,736
But if it doesn't,
and we crash...

1890
01:48:13,738 --> 01:48:17,136
my shields are probably better
protection than the ship.

1891
01:48:17,138 --> 01:48:20,805
I should stay here.
With Jack-Jack.

1892
01:48:21,338 --> 01:48:22,836
That's my girl.

1893
01:48:22,838 --> 01:48:25,272
Remember, Bob,
we're both turning right!

1894
01:48:31,939 --> 01:48:33,939
You know what's sad?

1895
01:48:37,206 --> 01:48:39,104
If it weren't
for your core beliefs...

1896
01:48:39,106 --> 01:48:41,839
I think we could have
been good friends.

1897
01:48:42,839 --> 01:48:44,806
At least...

1898
01:48:45,739 --> 01:48:47,772
I have core beliefs.

1899
01:48:49,206 --> 01:48:50,670
<i>We have breaking news...</i>

1900
01:48:50,672 --> 01:48:52,804
<i>While there is
still no radio contact,</i>

1901
01:48:52,806 --> 01:48:54,338
<i>the ship
has changed direction...</i>

1902
01:48:54,340 --> 01:48:55,638
<i>and is heading towards land</i>

1903
01:48:55,640 --> 01:48:57,007
<i>at a high rate of speed.</i>

1904
01:49:01,274 --> 01:49:02,807
So, Dash...

1905
01:49:03,940 --> 01:49:05,405
I am going to the rudder.

1906
01:49:05,407 --> 01:49:08,704
Once I turn the ship,
you hit the pull up button.

1907
01:49:08,706 --> 01:49:10,671
- Okay, Dad.
- Now lower me down...

1908
01:49:14,807 --> 01:49:18,106
The reputations of
superheroes are ruined.

1909
01:49:18,108 --> 01:49:21,674
You will never
become legal. Ever.

1910
01:49:22,041 --> 01:49:23,273
Never?

1911
01:49:23,275 --> 01:49:24,839
No.

1912
01:49:24,841 --> 01:49:26,906
- Ever?
- No.

1913
01:49:26,908 --> 01:49:30,206
Not even a little
smidgee-widgee?

1914
01:49:30,208 --> 01:49:31,672
Oh, hypoxia.

1915
01:49:31,674 --> 01:49:33,306
When you don't have
enough oxygen,

1916
01:49:33,308 --> 01:49:35,674
things seem really silly.

1917
01:49:41,909 --> 01:49:43,973
Things get sillier

1918
01:49:43,975 --> 01:49:46,074
and sillier
and then you die.

1919
01:49:46,076 --> 01:49:48,040
I don't wanna die.

1920
01:49:48,042 --> 01:49:49,975
Ah, nobody does.

1921
01:49:50,742 --> 01:49:51,973
Really.

1922
01:49:51,975 --> 01:49:54,209
Not such
a bad way to go.

1923
01:50:13,010 --> 01:50:15,108
Everyone, we need to get
to the back of the ship.

1924
01:50:15,110 --> 01:50:17,843
All supers,
protect your ambassadors!

1925
01:50:18,676 --> 01:50:20,043
Follow.

1926
01:50:23,010 --> 01:50:25,208
Dad's been underwater
for too long.

1927
01:50:33,244 --> 01:50:34,875
We gotta pull him up.

1928
01:50:34,877 --> 01:50:36,278
Wait. It's too soon.

1929
01:50:50,344 --> 01:50:51,975
I'm gonna press the button!

1930
01:50:51,977 --> 01:50:52,977
Not yet!

1931
01:51:07,845 --> 01:51:09,812
It's turning. It's working.

1932
01:51:13,379 --> 01:51:15,711
- Now!
- Dash, now!

1933
01:51:18,679 --> 01:51:20,080
Save yourself. Make a chute.

1934
01:51:22,380 --> 01:51:24,411
Make a chute. Make a chute.

1935
01:51:24,413 --> 01:51:25,944
Make a chute!

1936
01:51:28,146 --> 01:51:30,180
Helen!
Brace yourselves!

1937
01:51:38,313 --> 01:51:40,046
Crash positions!

1938
01:51:58,647 --> 01:51:59,878
Whoo.

1939
01:51:59,880 --> 01:52:04,079
I missed
Jack-Jack's first power?

1940
01:52:04,081 --> 01:52:06,712
Actually, you missed
the first 17.

1941
01:52:06,714 --> 01:52:08,313
Oh!

1942
01:52:20,048 --> 01:52:24,712
The fact that you saved me
doesn't make you right.

1943
01:52:24,714 --> 01:52:26,679
But it does make you alive.

1944
01:52:26,681 --> 01:52:28,646
And I'm grateful
for that.

1945
01:52:28,648 --> 01:52:31,680
I'm sorry,
but she'll go to prison.

1946
01:52:31,682 --> 01:52:33,314
Well, I'm sorry she's rich

1947
01:52:33,316 --> 01:52:35,680
and will probably get no more
than a slap on the wrist.

1948
01:52:35,682 --> 01:52:38,281
First of all, Violet,
I like you.

1949
01:52:38,283 --> 01:52:41,147
And who knows what the
future may bring...

1950
01:52:41,149 --> 01:52:44,914
but I have a good feeling
about all of you.

1951
01:52:44,916 --> 01:52:46,381
Hmm. Good feeling.

1952
01:52:46,383 --> 01:52:48,147
Should we be worried?

1953
01:52:48,149 --> 01:52:50,914
You guys got the next shift.
I'm beat. Oh!

1954
01:52:50,916 --> 01:52:52,880
I saw what you did back there.
That was incredible!

1955
01:52:52,882 --> 01:52:54,115
No pun intended.

1956
01:52:54,117 --> 01:52:55,848
Sorry I had
to punch you.

1957
01:52:57,417 --> 01:53:00,950
Yeah, baby! My sweet ride!

1958
01:53:13,084 --> 01:53:16,714
And in recognition
of the extraordinary service

1959
01:53:16,716 --> 01:53:17,916
they have demonstrated...

1960
01:53:17,918 --> 01:53:20,383
the legal status
of superheroes

1961
01:53:20,385 --> 01:53:22,715
is hereby restored.

1962
01:53:31,684 --> 01:53:33,682
You don't know me,
do you?

1963
01:53:33,684 --> 01:53:35,049
No, I don't...

1964
01:53:35,051 --> 01:53:36,216
Wait.

1965
01:53:36,218 --> 01:53:38,316
Are you the girl
with the water?

1966
01:53:38,318 --> 01:53:40,816
I'm Violet Parr.

1967
01:53:40,818 --> 01:53:42,350
- I'm Tony.
- Okay.

1968
01:53:42,352 --> 01:53:45,052
You split up into separate
groups and stuff...

1969
01:53:53,286 --> 01:53:54,683
Tony, this is my mom.

1970
01:53:54,685 --> 01:53:55,883
Pleased to meet you.

1971
01:53:55,885 --> 01:53:57,917
- This is my dad.
- Oh, we've met.

1972
01:53:57,919 --> 01:53:59,983
And this is embarrassing.

1973
01:53:59,985 --> 01:54:01,250
Charmed, I'm sure.

1974
01:54:01,252 --> 01:54:03,417
My little brother, Dash.

1975
01:54:03,419 --> 01:54:05,651
And the baby
is Jack-Jack.

1976
01:54:05,653 --> 01:54:08,684
I tried to limit it
to one parent.

1977
01:54:08,686 --> 01:54:11,351
We're all going to a movie,
too, Tony. Don't mind us.

1978
01:54:11,353 --> 01:54:12,651
We'll be sitting

1979
01:54:12,653 --> 01:54:13,818
on the other side
of the theater.

1980
01:54:13,820 --> 01:54:15,351
Not watching you.

1981
01:54:15,353 --> 01:54:17,285
He's kidding.

1982
01:54:17,287 --> 01:54:20,385
They are only dropping
us off at the theater.

1983
01:54:20,387 --> 01:54:23,118
They have
other things to do.

1984
01:54:23,120 --> 01:54:25,851
So, you guys are close,
I guess.

1985
01:54:25,853 --> 01:54:28,218
- Yeah, I guess.
- We can get closer.

1986
01:54:28,220 --> 01:54:29,718
Bob.

1987
01:54:44,221 --> 01:54:45,386
Stop! Let us out!

1988
01:54:45,388 --> 01:54:47,052
Here, large popcorn,
small soda.

1989
01:54:47,054 --> 01:54:49,785
Save me a seat, center,
about eight rows back.

1990
01:54:49,787 --> 01:54:52,887
I'll be back before
the previews are over.

1991
01:55:03,905 --> 01:55:06,765
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