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- 1
- 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:39,992
- I hate that part.
- 2
- 00:03:44,473 --> 00:03:47,965
- Bounty hunters, have you
- completed your mission?
- 3
- 00:03:48,010 --> 00:03:49,645
- Oh, yeah, we wasted him.
- 4
- 00:03:49,645 --> 00:03:50,409
- Check out the head
- on this sucker.
- Oh, yeah, we wasted him.
- 5
- 00:03:50,409 --> 00:03:51,704
- Check out the head
- on this sucker.
- 6
- 00:03:51,747 --> 00:03:55,114
- Fine, however, an earlier
- expedition remains incomplete.
- 7
- 00:03:55,150 --> 00:03:59,428
- A G-sweep of the planet Earth
- indicates residual Crite life.
- 8
- 00:03:59,804 --> 00:04:02,389
- - G-sweep's wrong.
- - No way, Your Holiness...
- 9
- 00:04:02,424 --> 00:04:04,757
- I was there.
- I saw it all.
- 10
- 00:04:04,793 --> 00:04:06,489
- The G-sweep is
- infallible.
- 11
- 00:04:06,528 --> 00:04:09,532
- The council is very nervous
- when it comes to the Crites.
- 12
- 00:04:09,741 --> 00:04:12,698
- They are a lethal plague
- and must be wiped out.
- 13
- 00:04:12,735 --> 00:04:15,067
- Pay for the Hexapod kill
- shall be withheld
- 14
- 00:04:15,104 --> 00:04:18,301
- until the eradication
- of Crites on Earth is verified.
- 15
- 00:04:18,340 --> 00:04:20,570
- There must be no doubt.
- 16
- 00:04:27,383 --> 00:04:29,544
- Does this mean
- we're going back to Earth?
- 17
- 00:04:58,487 --> 00:05:01,077
- What takes you
- to Grover's Bend, son?
- 18
- 00:05:01,116 --> 00:05:02,879
- My grandmother
- lives there.
- 19
- 00:05:02,917 --> 00:05:05,112
- Oh, Easter vacation
- with Granny, huh?
- 20
- 00:05:05,154 --> 00:05:07,144
- That's
- a good grandson.
- 21
- 00:05:10,040 --> 00:05:12,657
- You know what the Bend's
- famous for, don't you?
- 22
- 00:05:14,329 --> 00:05:16,319
- What's that?
- 23
- 00:05:16,364 --> 00:05:19,595
- Hasn't your granny ever told you
- about those space porcupine things?
- 24
- 00:05:19,635 --> 00:05:23,093
- No. No, she never did.
- 25
- 00:05:23,137 --> 00:05:25,571
- Bunch of folks hereabout
- think they came
- 26
- 00:05:25,606 --> 00:05:28,803
- from one of those unidentified
- flying UFOs or some such.
- 27
- 00:05:28,843 --> 00:05:31,403
- Some say those
- little boogers attacked
- 28
- 00:05:31,447 --> 00:05:33,916
- one of the farms
- outside of town.
- 29
- 00:05:33,916 --> 00:05:34,762
- Maybe a friend
- of your granny's, huh?
- one of the farms
- outside of town.
- 30
- 00:05:34,762 --> 00:05:36,076
- Maybe a friend
- of your granny's, huh?
- 31
- 00:05:36,117 --> 00:05:37,584
- The Browns.
- 32
- 00:05:37,618 --> 00:05:42,453
- No... no, no.
- She doesn't know any Browns.
- 33
- 00:06:03,578 --> 00:06:05,478
- Come on, man!
- 34
- 00:06:05,513 --> 00:06:07,572
- Buried treasure
- right this way.
- 35
- 00:06:11,886 --> 00:06:13,877
- What the hell
- are we doing?
- 36
- 00:06:13,921 --> 00:06:16,081
- Ain't nobody lived here
- in two years.
- 37
- 00:06:19,159 --> 00:06:21,354
- What exactly
- are we looking for?
- 38
- 00:06:21,395 --> 00:06:24,523
- Collector's items.
- Nothing like them.
- 39
- 00:06:24,565 --> 00:06:27,829
- Just like all the other weird shit
- you got in your store.
- 40
- 00:06:27,869 --> 00:06:31,600
- Jeez, it's freezing
- in here.
- 41
- 00:06:41,516 --> 00:06:42,716
- What are they?
- 42
- 00:06:42,716 --> 00:06:43,330
- Whatever you tell people
- they are.
- What are they?
- 43
- 00:06:43,330 --> 00:06:44,946
- Whatever you tell people
- they are.
- 44
- 00:06:46,153 --> 00:06:48,245
- So what do you say?
- 45
- 00:06:50,057 --> 00:06:52,548
- These things
- ain't worth dick!
- 46
- 00:06:54,328 --> 00:06:56,124
- Okay, fine.
- 47
- 00:06:56,885 --> 00:06:58,062
- I'll just take 'em
- up to K.C.
- 48
- 00:06:58,098 --> 00:07:01,158
- See what one of them big antique
- stores'll give me for them.
- 49
- 00:07:01,201 --> 00:07:03,726
- - You do that.
- - But...
- 50
- 00:07:05,072 --> 00:07:07,540
- a case of Meister Brau would
- save me a lot of trouble.
- 51
- 00:07:10,343 --> 00:07:13,005
- - Load 'em up.
- - Right!
- 52
- 00:08:02,462 --> 00:08:04,452
- Perfect fit!
- 53
- 00:08:05,565 --> 00:08:07,896
- Come on, kids,
- let's go. Hurry up.
- 54
- 00:08:07,934 --> 00:08:09,901
- Hey, Sis, dinner's
- at 6:00, okay?
- 55
- 00:08:09,936 --> 00:08:11,597
- 'Kay, Megan!
- 56
- 00:08:13,773 --> 00:08:16,435
- - You put...
- - No, no, no.
- 57
- 00:08:16,766 --> 00:08:20,537
- Okay, okay. We'll pull the photo
- one column to the left.
- 58
- 00:08:20,580 --> 00:08:23,174
- Now we'll keep
- the 4H Club sidebar,
- 59
- 00:08:23,215 --> 00:08:27,083
- and we will swap
- the sidewalk weeds issue
- 60
- 00:08:27,119 --> 00:08:29,917
- with the Easter egg hunt
- right here!
- 61
- 00:08:29,955 --> 00:08:32,424
- - l-l...
- - Yeah.
- 62
- 00:08:32,458 --> 00:08:35,325
- - Hey, Dad!
- - Hi, honey!
- 63
- 00:08:35,361 --> 00:08:38,592
- - I got the returns.
- - Just put them back by the...
- 64
- 00:08:38,632 --> 00:08:40,758
- - the typeset, will you?
- - Okay.
- 65
- 00:08:40,800 --> 00:08:43,791
- What do we do about
- the 39-pound squash?
- 66
- 00:08:43,836 --> 00:08:46,304
- We bury it somewhere
- on page four.
- 67
- 00:08:47,506 --> 00:08:50,839
- - Didn't you say it was 29 pounds?
- - 39.
- 68
- 00:08:51,092 --> 00:08:53,572
- I weighed
- ol' jumbo myself.
- 69
- 00:08:54,747 --> 00:08:57,079
- Better move it
- up to page one.
- 70
- 00:09:04,356 --> 00:09:06,950
- We're still looking
- at empty space here.
- 71
- 00:09:06,992 --> 00:09:08,983
- Put that back!
- 72
- 00:09:14,233 --> 00:09:16,292
- I got a stop-press
- story for you.
- 73
- 00:09:16,335 --> 00:09:18,098
- What's that?
- 74
- 00:09:18,136 --> 00:09:20,367
- "Bus driver
- finds Grover's Bend"?
- 75
- 00:09:20,405 --> 00:09:24,068
- "Brad Brown is
- back in town."
- 76
- 00:09:24,109 --> 00:09:25,871
- Bradley Brown?!
- 77
- 00:09:25,911 --> 00:09:27,878
- The boy who cried
- 'critter.'
- 78
- 00:09:27,913 --> 00:09:30,643
- We don't want to get scooped
- on this one, Mr. Morgan.
- 79
- 00:09:30,682 --> 00:09:33,777
- Not much chance of that, Sal.
- We're the only paper in 80 miles.
- 80
- 00:09:33,819 --> 00:09:36,446
- This is big news
- in Grover's Bend.
- 81
- 00:09:36,488 --> 00:09:39,192
- Inquiring minds
- want to know!
- 82
- 00:09:39,557 --> 00:09:40,586
- - Like mine.
- - Mm-hmm.
- 83
- 00:09:40,625 --> 00:09:44,619
- Just forget it, Sal. That boy's
- stories nearly tore this town apart.
- 84
- 00:09:44,663 --> 00:09:46,994
- Just let Grover's Bend
- forget about that night.
- 85
- 00:09:47,032 --> 00:09:50,125
- I mean it, Sal, no...
- Brad Brown.
- 86
- 00:09:51,236 --> 00:09:52,759
- Brad who?
- 87
- 00:10:13,825 --> 00:10:17,226
- Snacktime!
- Here we are!
- 88
- 00:10:17,262 --> 00:10:21,425
- Don't you have
- any Clark Bars or Milk Duds?
- 89
- 00:10:21,466 --> 00:10:24,833
- Honey, fresh vegetables
- are high in fiber,
- 90
- 00:10:24,869 --> 00:10:28,066
- and we need fiber
- for a healthy B.M.
- 91
- 00:10:28,106 --> 00:10:31,514
- We don't want to get
- constipated, do we?
- 92
- 00:10:31,858 --> 00:10:34,034
- - No!
- - No, we don't.
- 93
- 00:10:41,052 --> 00:10:43,714
- I know who that is!
- 94
- 00:10:43,755 --> 00:10:46,724
- Bradley, come on in.
- 95
- 00:10:46,724 --> 00:10:47,572
- - Hi, Nana.
- - Look at you...
- Bradley, come on in.
- 96
- 00:10:47,572 --> 00:10:49,192
- - Hi, Nana.
- - Look at you...
- 97
- 00:10:49,227 --> 00:10:51,320
- you're shooting up
- like a stinkweed.
- 98
- 00:10:54,498 --> 00:10:56,490
- You've been
- eating red meat.
- 99
- 00:10:56,534 --> 00:10:58,729
- No! No, no, no.
- Not me.
- 100
- 00:10:58,769 --> 00:11:02,068
- It's the worst thing
- you could do to that body.
- 101
- 00:11:02,106 --> 00:11:05,234
- Come in here and have
- a good snack with these kids.
- 102
- 00:11:05,276 --> 00:11:08,040
- You know the carnivores
- have short intestines
- 103
- 00:11:08,079 --> 00:11:10,171
- and the meat passes
- right out through?
- 104
- 00:11:10,214 --> 00:11:12,078
- But we're herbivores,
- 105
- 00:11:12,116 --> 00:11:14,276
- we've got great
- long intestines
- 106
- 00:11:14,318 --> 00:11:16,309
- and the meat
- just rots in there.
- 107
- 00:11:16,353 --> 00:11:17,651
- No, no, you stop it.
- 108
- 00:11:43,180 --> 00:11:46,581
- Quigley, get your stupid dog
- out of the way.
- 109
- 00:11:48,451 --> 00:11:50,442
- Chili Dog,
- get in the back.
- 110
- 00:11:50,487 --> 00:11:52,785
- Go on, get back.
- Go on.
- 111
- 00:11:52,823 --> 00:11:54,120
- Get in the back.
- 112
- 00:11:54,157 --> 00:11:56,125
- Get in the back
- you miserable son of a bitch!
- 113
- 00:11:56,159 --> 00:11:57,888
- Go on!
- 114
- 00:11:57,928 --> 00:12:01,159
- - It's just a dog.
- - So was "Cujo."
- 115
- 00:12:10,740 --> 00:12:13,038
- Shit.
- 116
- 00:12:35,165 --> 00:12:37,463
- Hi, Harv.
- 117
- 00:12:44,990 --> 00:12:46,738
- What in the hell
- are you doing here?
- 118
- 00:12:47,911 --> 00:12:51,539
- Important business.
- Brad Brown is back in town.
- 119
- 00:12:51,581 --> 00:12:54,778
- Oh... well,
- on the important chart
- 120
- 00:12:54,817 --> 00:12:57,377
- I'd put that right
- between a pineapple quiche
- 121
- 00:12:57,419 --> 00:12:59,011
- and a pimple
- on the ass.
- 122
- 00:12:59,411 --> 00:13:02,922
- I thought you'd want to talk with
- him... about the critters and all.
- 123
- 00:13:02,959 --> 00:13:05,792
- Why in the hell would I want
- to do a thing like that?
- 124
- 00:13:05,828 --> 00:13:07,497
- If I never talk
- to anybody
- 125
- 00:13:07,497 --> 00:13:08,347
- about them things
- that shall remain nameless,
- If I never talk
- to anybody
- 126
- 00:13:08,347 --> 00:13:09,930
- about them things
- that shall remain nameless,
- 127
- 00:13:09,966 --> 00:13:12,161
- I'll die a happy man...
- and besides that,
- 128
- 00:13:12,201 --> 00:13:16,035
- I ain't been sheriff of this burg
- for two glorious years.
- 129
- 00:13:16,071 --> 00:13:19,439
- Why don't you
- run along home, Sal,
- 130
- 00:13:19,475 --> 00:13:22,774
- because they're about
- to start the bonus round.
- 131
- 00:13:29,518 --> 00:13:31,543
- Here's the last of them.
- 132
- 00:13:31,587 --> 00:13:34,055
- Put them with the rest
- of them, brain dead.
- 133
- 00:13:44,867 --> 00:13:47,893
- So... what about
- them brewskies?
- 134
- 00:13:52,508 --> 00:13:55,170
- This is all that
- plain-wrap piss.
- 135
- 00:13:55,210 --> 00:13:57,234
- I thought we agreed
- on Meister Brau.
- 136
- 00:13:57,279 --> 00:13:59,270
- I ain't got
- no Meister Brau.
- 137
- 00:13:59,315 --> 00:14:01,748
- Then I'm taking two.
- 138
- 00:14:05,184 --> 00:14:06,721
- And a couple of these!
- 139
- 00:14:14,630 --> 00:14:16,961
- I hate teenagers.
- 140
- 00:14:19,535 --> 00:14:21,298
- Quigley!
- 141
- 00:14:25,107 --> 00:14:28,832
- Now... what in the hell
- am I gonna do with you?
- 142
- 00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:35,049
- ...Right onto highway 54,
- just outside of Grover's Bend.
- 143
- 00:14:35,049 --> 00:14:35,620
- We'd love to see ya.
- ...Right onto highway 54,
- just outside of Grover's Bend.
- 144
- 00:14:35,620 --> 00:14:37,449
- We'd love to see ya.
- 145
- 00:14:37,486 --> 00:14:41,323
- - Moo-ve.
- - # At the Hungry Heifer #
- 146
- 00:14:41,323 --> 00:14:42,064
- # We won't give you
- a bum steer. #
- - Moo-ve.
- - # At the Hungry Heifer #
- 147
- 00:14:42,064 --> 00:14:44,224
- # We won't give you
- a bum steer. #
- 148
- 00:14:48,930 --> 00:14:50,694
- Say...
- 149
- 00:14:50,732 --> 00:14:53,030
- how come...
- 150
- 00:14:53,067 --> 00:14:55,501
- you look like
- that rock and roll guy,
- 151
- 00:14:55,536 --> 00:14:58,027
- and Lee's still a...
- 152
- 00:14:58,072 --> 00:15:00,074
- nothing-face?
- 153
- 00:15:00,074 --> 00:15:00,697
- Because this body fit.
- nothing-face?
- 154
- 00:15:00,697 --> 00:15:02,269
- Because this body fit.
- 155
- 00:15:02,310 --> 00:15:04,938
- Lee stays
- a nothing-face
- 156
- 00:15:04,980 --> 00:15:07,413
- till he finds
- the right self.
- 157
- 00:15:07,448 --> 00:15:09,814
- Can't live
- in the wrong self.
- 158
- 00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:19,286
- Charlie quiet.
- 159
- 00:15:20,762 --> 00:15:24,387
- - Charlie thinking.
- - Thinking what?
- 160
- 00:15:26,358 --> 00:15:29,126
- just about going back to Earth
- after all this time.
- 161
- 00:15:29,893 --> 00:15:31,798
- Don't want to?
- 162
- 00:15:32,974 --> 00:15:34,874
- I don't know.
- 163
- 00:15:36,044 --> 00:15:38,877
- On Earth, I was
- just a big nobody.
- 164
- 00:15:38,913 --> 00:15:41,404
- I had one friend...
- 165
- 00:15:41,449 --> 00:15:43,246
- and he was
- just a kid.
- 166
- 00:15:43,284 --> 00:15:45,479
- - Brad.
- - Yeah.
- 167
- 00:15:47,622 --> 00:15:49,522
- Hey, hey, uh...
- 168
- 00:15:49,557 --> 00:15:52,081
- you wouldn't just leave me
- on Earth, would you?
- 169
- 00:15:53,461 --> 00:15:56,123
- Charlie bounty hunter.
- 170
- 00:15:58,765 --> 00:16:00,955
- Yeah...
- 171
- 00:16:01,351 --> 00:16:02,900
- yeah, Charlie
- bounty hunter.
- 172
- 00:16:04,372 --> 00:16:07,136
- You guys are okay,
- you know that?
- 173
- 00:16:12,145 --> 00:16:14,876
- # At the Hungry Heifer #
- 174
- 00:16:14,915 --> 00:16:19,409
- # We won't give you
- a bum steer. #
- 175
- 00:16:19,453 --> 00:16:21,444
- How about some buffalo chips
- or a Moo shake?
- 176
- 00:16:21,489 --> 00:16:23,683
- We've got a two-for-one
- Easter special.
- 177
- 00:16:23,723 --> 00:16:25,816
- No, thanks.
- 178
- 00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:29,328
- Wesley.
- What are you doing here?
- 179
- 00:16:29,362 --> 00:16:31,227
- Let's have us
- a beer.
- 180
- 00:16:31,264 --> 00:16:32,993
- Don't you get it?
- 181
- 00:16:34,335 --> 00:16:37,070
- Let's just say
- I'm not the Van Halen type.
- 182
- 00:16:37,070 --> 00:16:37,856
- All right!
- Let's just say
- I'm not the Van Halen type.
- 183
- 00:16:37,856 --> 00:16:38,833
- All right!
- 184
- 00:16:38,872 --> 00:16:41,241
- I hate elevator
- music too.
- 185
- 00:16:41,241 --> 00:16:42,058
- Look...
- I hate elevator
- music too.
- 186
- 00:16:42,058 --> 00:16:43,175
- Look...
- 187
- 00:16:43,351 --> 00:16:45,678
- what other choice
- you got?
- 188
- 00:16:48,179 --> 00:16:50,472
- Wesley, I've got to go
- to work! Leave me alone!
- 189
- 00:16:50,733 --> 00:16:52,485
- Leave her alone.
- 190
- 00:16:55,555 --> 00:16:58,741
- Just, you know...
- cool it, okay?
- 191
- 00:17:00,092 --> 00:17:02,117
- Well, looky here.
- 192
- 00:17:04,528 --> 00:17:06,353
- Little Bradley Brown.
- 193
- 00:17:06,780 --> 00:17:08,463
- I haven't seen you
- in a long time, peewee.
- 194
- 00:17:08,502 --> 00:17:10,993
- How's your little
- space monsters?
- 195
- 00:17:11,037 --> 00:17:13,829
- I don't want to start
- any trouble, okay, Wesley?
- 196
- 00:17:13,829 --> 00:17:13,850
- Did you hear that?
- I don't want to start
- any trouble, okay, Wesley?
- 197
- 00:17:13,850 --> 00:17:15,737
- Did you hear that?
- 198
- 00:17:15,775 --> 00:17:18,903
- The little mouse
- don't want any trouble.
- 199
- 00:17:18,944 --> 00:17:20,844
- Well, that's too bad.
- 200
- 00:17:25,452 --> 00:17:28,353
- I'm warning you,
- I've been taking karate.
- 201
- 00:17:28,387 --> 00:17:30,220
- I don't want anyone
- getting hurt,
- 202
- 00:17:30,523 --> 00:17:31,589
- so just keep
- your distance.
- 203
- 00:17:34,693 --> 00:17:37,253
- Somebody call the sheriff!
- 204
- 00:17:44,670 --> 00:17:47,122
- Shouldn't have
- come back, asshole!
- 205
- 00:17:47,529 --> 00:17:48,635
- Nobody wants you here!
- 206
- 00:17:50,042 --> 00:17:51,566
- Thanks for
- the getaway. I'm...
- 207
- 00:17:51,610 --> 00:17:53,408
- Bradley Brown.
- 208
- 00:17:53,445 --> 00:17:56,539
- Do I know you?
- Did we go to school together?
- 209
- 00:17:56,583 --> 00:17:58,743
- You used to throw cherry bombs
- in the trash cans.
- 210
- 00:17:58,784 --> 00:18:00,514
- Are you a senior?
- 211
- 00:18:00,553 --> 00:18:02,043
- Yup.
- 212
- 00:18:05,024 --> 00:18:08,118
- - What?
- - Ponytail and braces.
- 213
- 00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:11,789
- - And zits.
- - You're Megan Morgan?!
- 214
- 00:18:13,532 --> 00:18:15,557
- Does your dad still run
- the newspaper?
- 215
- 00:18:15,601 --> 00:18:17,263
- I'm a reporter there.
- 216
- 00:18:17,303 --> 00:18:18,634
- Really?!
- 217
- 00:18:18,671 --> 00:18:21,538
- Kinda like a "Jimmy Olsen"
- with breasts.
- 218
- 00:18:31,317 --> 00:18:34,115
- Chili, chow!
- 219
- 00:18:39,124 --> 00:18:40,421
- Well, shit.
- 220
- 00:18:44,129 --> 00:18:47,442
- I reckon you'll come back
- when you get hungry.
- 221
- 00:18:58,376 --> 00:19:00,470
- But I'm going home.
- 222
- 00:19:08,119 --> 00:19:10,644
- Mr. Quigley? Len?!
- 223
- 00:19:10,688 --> 00:19:12,622
- Are you here?
- 224
- 00:19:12,658 --> 00:19:15,923
- Nana, it's scary
- in here.
- 225
- 00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:18,019
- It's okay, hon.
- 226
- 00:19:18,062 --> 00:19:20,788
- Nothing here
- can hurt you.
- 227
- 00:19:21,205 --> 00:19:24,190
- Especially no dead frog.
- 228
- 00:19:24,235 --> 00:19:26,635
- - Don't touch that!
- - I didn't hurt it!
- 229
- 00:19:26,671 --> 00:19:28,639
- Never mind that, Len.
- 230
- 00:19:28,674 --> 00:19:31,733
- Where are those Easter eggs
- you called me about?
- 231
- 00:19:31,776 --> 00:19:33,835
- Oh, they're
- in the back.
- 232
- 00:19:42,754 --> 00:19:45,348
- Where on Earth
- did you get these, Len?!
- 233
- 00:19:48,126 --> 00:19:50,692
- They're from Europe.
- 234
- 00:19:52,163 --> 00:19:55,155
- What are you
- asking for these?
- 235
- 00:19:55,199 --> 00:19:57,326
- Uh...
- 236
- 00:19:57,368 --> 00:19:58,835
- 10 bucks... each.
- 237
- 00:20:00,038 --> 00:20:03,268
- That's not what you'd ask
- the church, now, is it?
- 238
- 00:20:03,308 --> 00:20:05,366
- Oh, of course not.
- 239
- 00:20:05,410 --> 00:20:06,672
- Of course not!
- 240
- 00:20:06,710 --> 00:20:11,150
- I'll give you $20
- for the stack.
- 241
- 00:20:11,599 --> 00:20:12,180
- You can have
- half for $25.
- 242
- 00:20:12,216 --> 00:20:14,275
- - 20.
- - For half.
- 243
- 00:20:18,355 --> 00:20:21,382
- These really are
- special, aren't they?
- 244
- 00:20:21,426 --> 00:20:23,986
- Yeah, really.
- 245
- 00:20:36,274 --> 00:20:39,208
- - How long are you in town?
- - Just through Easter vacation.
- 246
- 00:20:39,243 --> 00:20:41,802
- - Where do you guys live now?
- - Up in Kansas City.
- 247
- 00:20:41,845 --> 00:20:44,780
- KC, K or KC, MO?
- 248
- 00:20:44,816 --> 00:20:47,340
- This isn't for
- "The Gazette," is it?
- 249
- 00:20:47,384 --> 00:20:50,547
- I'm thinking of going to college
- there next year, okay?
- 250
- 00:20:50,587 --> 00:20:54,881
- Sorry, I just get nervous
- with reporters and stuff.
- 251
- 00:20:54,881 --> 00:20:54,902
- 'Cause of all that talk
- about those...
- Sorry, I just get nervous
- with reporters and stuff.
- 252
- 00:20:54,902 --> 00:20:56,693
- 'Cause of all that talk
- about those...
- 253
- 00:20:56,693 --> 00:20:57,383
- space monsters
- a couple years ago?
- 'Cause of all that talk
- about those...
- 254
- 00:20:57,383 --> 00:20:58,923
- space monsters
- a couple years ago?
- 255
- 00:21:00,330 --> 00:21:02,594
- No such thing
- as any "space monsters."
- 256
- 00:21:02,632 --> 00:21:05,430
- Really?
- 257
- 00:21:05,470 --> 00:21:09,565
- Yeah, that was just a stupid kid's
- dumb dream. It never happened.
- 258
- 00:21:33,530 --> 00:21:36,499
- Oh, thanks for
- helping me, honey.
- 259
- 00:21:36,533 --> 00:21:39,991
- And for being such a good girl,
- I've got a present for you.
- 260
- 00:21:40,036 --> 00:21:42,196
- - What?
- - Just wait.
- 261
- 00:21:46,223 --> 00:21:47,769
- Wow, a chocolate bunny!
- 262
- 00:21:47,810 --> 00:21:50,780
- It's better than chocolate,
- honey, it's carob!
- 263
- 00:21:51,981 --> 00:21:54,507
- You might as well
- take one of these too.
- 264
- 00:21:55,952 --> 00:21:59,409
- - Thanks, Nana.
- - Happy Easter, darling.
- 265
- 00:22:06,430 --> 00:22:08,091
- Shit.
- 266
- 00:22:08,130 --> 00:22:10,496
- Easter sucks.
- 267
- 00:22:42,696 --> 00:22:45,146
- Jeez-oh-peese.
- 268
- 00:22:53,242 --> 00:22:55,369
- What the...?
- 269
- 00:23:13,929 --> 00:23:15,760
- Chili Dog?
- 270
- 00:23:17,032 --> 00:23:18,761
- Chili, boy.
- 271
- 00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:20,796
- Chili?
- 272
- 00:23:21,192 --> 00:23:22,697
- Chili, wake up, boy.
- 273
- 00:24:02,377 --> 00:24:05,778
- Looks like someone's
- getting sleepy.
- 274
- 00:24:06,112 --> 00:24:07,007
- Not me!
- 275
- 00:24:07,048 --> 00:24:09,381
- Go on. You want to be
- bright-eyed and bushy-tailed
- 276
- 00:24:09,417 --> 00:24:11,750
- for the big Easter egg hunt
- tomorrow morning.
- 277
- 00:24:11,786 --> 00:24:13,755
- But I'm not
- sleepy yet, Daddy.
- 278
- 00:24:13,755 --> 00:24:14,443
- - Really!
- - Uh-huh.
- But I'm not
- sleepy yet, Daddy.
- 279
- 00:24:14,443 --> 00:24:15,586
- - Really!
- - Uh-huh.
- 280
- 00:24:15,623 --> 00:24:17,489
- Come on,
- I'll tuck you in.
- 281
- 00:24:17,525 --> 00:24:19,618
- Okay...
- 282
- 00:24:19,661 --> 00:24:21,288
- "Okay..."
- 283
- 00:24:21,329 --> 00:24:24,389
- - 'Night, brat.
- - 'Night, creep.
- 284
- 00:24:31,672 --> 00:24:33,641
- Super daughter.
- 285
- 00:24:36,267 --> 00:24:38,602
- - Want to get under the covers?
- - No, it's too hot.
- 286
- 00:24:38,646 --> 00:24:40,944
- Oh, okay. 'Night, night,
- sleep tight.
- 287
- 00:24:40,982 --> 00:24:42,813
- Don't let
- the bedbugs bite.
- 288
- 00:24:42,982 --> 00:24:45,140
- I'll just bite it
- right back!
- 289
- 00:24:45,567 --> 00:24:46,681
- Yeah. Oh...
- uh-oh!
- 290
- 00:24:46,721 --> 00:24:48,813
- What's that
- in your hair?
- 291
- 00:24:48,856 --> 00:24:51,120
- 'Night, Daddy,
- I love you.
- 292
- 00:24:51,158 --> 00:24:52,387
- I love you, too.
- 293
- 00:25:11,145 --> 00:25:13,203
- I'm going to bed now,
- Bradley.
- 294
- 00:25:13,247 --> 00:25:15,111
- Don't stay up
- too late.
- 295
- 00:25:42,476 --> 00:25:44,706
- You knew no one
- would believe it.
- 296
- 00:25:44,745 --> 00:25:46,610
- Didn't you?
- 297
- 00:25:48,749 --> 00:25:51,149
- I sure do
- miss you, Charlie.
- 298
- 00:25:52,686 --> 00:25:54,984
- Where did you go?
- 299
- 00:27:37,890 --> 00:27:40,518
- Honey, are you all right?
- 300
- 00:27:42,393 --> 00:27:44,453
- Oh, I'm sorry, honey.
- 301
- 00:27:44,497 --> 00:27:47,193
- - Your Easter candy's a real mess.
- - Ewww...
- 302
- 00:28:13,392 --> 00:28:16,360
- Would you look at this?
- 303
- 00:28:16,395 --> 00:28:19,592
- You ladies are doing
- a wonderful job.
- 304
- 00:28:20,632 --> 00:28:23,158
- Now, Reverend!
- 305
- 00:28:23,202 --> 00:28:25,533
- Those are
- for the children.
- 306
- 00:28:25,571 --> 00:28:28,371
- The Easter
- Bunny's here.
- 307
- 00:28:28,538 --> 00:28:30,540
- Right on time.
- 308
- 00:28:30,575 --> 00:28:33,601
- Midge, would you bring
- the sheriff his package?
- 309
- 00:28:33,645 --> 00:28:36,011
- - Here you go.
- - There you are.
- 310
- 00:28:36,048 --> 00:28:38,948
- Are you sure you couldn't get
- somebody else to do this?
- 311
- 00:28:38,984 --> 00:28:41,611
- Sheriff Harv did it
- for 20 years running.
- 312
- 00:28:42,010 --> 00:28:43,834
- Well, I ain't
- Sheriff Harv!
- 313
- 00:28:44,262 --> 00:28:46,223
- Don't be
- such a gloomy Gus.
- 314
- 00:28:46,258 --> 00:28:48,521
- Sheriff, just help us out.
- 315
- 00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:51,859
- Who knows, you might even
- have yourself a good time.
- 316
- 00:28:51,897 --> 00:28:54,023
- Fat chance.
- 317
- 00:28:54,065 --> 00:28:56,625
- Well, you better
- hurry, ladies.
- 318
- 00:28:56,668 --> 00:28:59,535
- - Resurrection's in 45 minutes.
- - Oh!
- 319
- 00:28:59,571 --> 00:29:01,539
- - Put this down on the other side.
- - Okay, Emily.
- 320
- 00:29:01,539 --> 00:29:02,228
- Spread them out
- so they're all even.
- - Put this down on the other side.
- - Okay, Emily.
- 321
- 00:29:02,228 --> 00:29:03,667
- Spread them out
- so they're all even.
- 322
- 00:29:23,428 --> 00:29:25,396
- Good morning,
- children.
- 323
- 00:29:25,636 --> 00:29:27,261
- Happy Easter.
- 324
- 00:29:27,298 --> 00:29:29,289
- We're going to have
- to be patient today.
- 325
- 00:29:29,334 --> 00:29:33,342
- We can't start the hunt
- until the services are over.
- 326
- 00:29:33,686 --> 00:29:36,399
- I have it on good authority
- that the Easter Bunny himself
- 327
- 00:29:36,441 --> 00:29:38,375
- just might make
- an appearance.
- 328
- 00:29:40,411 --> 00:29:41,707
- Go on now!
- 329
- 00:29:53,958 --> 00:29:55,424
- Thank you.
- 330
- 00:29:59,931 --> 00:30:02,364
- Boy, pretty good
- crowd today.
- 331
- 00:30:06,637 --> 00:30:10,191
- I haven't seen you
- since Christmas.
- 332
- 00:30:13,044 --> 00:30:16,911
- - I thought he was gone!
- - He's trouble.
- 333
- 00:30:16,947 --> 00:30:19,784
- ...back here.
- - That's him.
- 334
- 00:30:21,652 --> 00:30:23,552
- Brad!
- 335
- 00:30:23,587 --> 00:30:26,556
- Welcome, friends.
- 336
- 00:30:26,590 --> 00:30:28,615
- Welcome one and all.
- 337
- 00:30:30,193 --> 00:30:33,526
- Today, of course,
- is the Day of Resurrection.
- 338
- 00:30:33,563 --> 00:30:36,031
- So it seems only fitting
- 339
- 00:30:36,066 --> 00:30:38,899
- that some of you
- have chosen this day
- 340
- 00:30:38,936 --> 00:30:42,149
- to resurrect
- your church-going habit.
- 341
- 00:30:47,577 --> 00:30:50,705
- Why'd I ever let her
- talk me into this?
- 342
- 00:30:56,620 --> 00:30:59,885
- Honey, that's
- awfully beautiful.
- 343
- 00:31:59,148 --> 00:32:01,276
- Aw, this is great.
- 344
- 00:32:01,317 --> 00:32:03,877
- The Easter Bunny with
- his Tehachapi hanging out.
- 345
- 00:32:05,121 --> 00:32:07,385
- It'd give them kids
- a real education.
- 346
- 00:32:29,445 --> 00:32:32,778
- What the hell was in you?
- 347
- 00:32:46,394 --> 00:32:48,988
- ...and entering
- into the sepulcher,
- 348
- 00:32:49,030 --> 00:32:53,262
- they saw, sitting
- on the right side,
- 349
- 00:32:53,301 --> 00:32:55,497
- a young man...
- 350
- 00:32:55,538 --> 00:32:58,700
- clothed in a long,
- white garment.
- 351
- 00:33:00,341 --> 00:33:02,105
- And they were
- afrighted.
- 352
- 00:33:32,875 --> 00:33:35,399
- Come on, sweetheart,
- let's go.
- 353
- 00:33:39,414 --> 00:33:40,813
- There you are.
- 354
- 00:33:50,878 --> 00:33:52,460
- My dad just ran
- your grandma home.
- 355
- 00:33:52,460 --> 00:33:53,151
- Are you okay?
- My dad just ran
- your grandma home.
- 356
- 00:33:53,151 --> 00:33:54,621
- Are you okay?
- 357
- 00:33:54,662 --> 00:33:56,892
- Yeah, I'm all right.
- 358
- 00:33:58,166 --> 00:34:00,430
- What do you think
- happened to the sheriff?
- 359
- 00:34:02,191 --> 00:34:05,364
- You heard 'em. It was probably
- some kind of farm accident.
- 360
- 00:34:05,406 --> 00:34:07,806
- Farm accident?!
- You saw him!
- 361
- 00:34:07,841 --> 00:34:10,003
- That was no
- farm accident.
- 362
- 00:34:10,044 --> 00:34:11,237
- What are you
- trying to say?
- 363
- 00:34:11,278 --> 00:34:13,645
- You were telling the truth
- about those things.
- 364
- 00:34:13,681 --> 00:34:16,514
- - There are no such things!
- - I don't believe you.
- 365
- 00:34:18,052 --> 00:34:19,986
- I mean, I do
- believe you.
- 366
- 00:34:20,021 --> 00:34:23,457
- I mean, I believe what
- you said a couple years ago.
- 367
- 00:34:23,490 --> 00:34:25,856
- Do me a favor and don't
- do me any favors, okay?
- 368
- 00:34:25,894 --> 00:34:29,364
- Don't you think
- we better go see Harv?
- 369
- 00:34:31,331 --> 00:34:33,162
- Well, I'm going.
- 370
- 00:34:35,370 --> 00:34:36,802
- Megan...
- 371
- 00:34:55,490 --> 00:34:57,252
- Harv?!
- 372
- 00:35:01,728 --> 00:35:04,458
- We need you in town, something
- awful's happened at the church.
- 373
- 00:35:04,499 --> 00:35:06,489
- What the hell are
- you doing here, boy?
- 374
- 00:35:06,533 --> 00:35:09,400
- We think it might have
- been those... creatures.
- 375
- 00:35:12,005 --> 00:35:13,807
- What creatures
- would that be?
- 376
- 00:35:13,807 --> 00:35:14,669
- - It's true, Harv.
- - You see 'em?
- What creatures
- would that be?
- 377
- 00:35:14,669 --> 00:35:16,105
- - It's true, Harv.
- - You see 'em?
- 378
- 00:35:16,143 --> 00:35:17,610
- Not exactly, but l...
- 379
- 00:35:17,644 --> 00:35:21,405
- Then don't be bringing me grief!
- You go tell the sheriff.
- 380
- 00:35:21,780 --> 00:35:24,745
- - The sheriff is dead!
- - They got him up at the church.
- 381
- 00:35:27,387 --> 00:35:29,082
- His stomach
- was eaten out.
- 382
- 00:35:29,122 --> 00:35:32,421
- Folks are saying it was some farm
- machine accident, but it wasn't.
- 383
- 00:35:32,656 --> 00:35:35,519
- You have to come with us, Harv!
- What are you doing?
- 384
- 00:35:35,562 --> 00:35:37,996
- What does it look like
- I'm doing, Einstein?
- 385
- 00:35:38,031 --> 00:35:40,124
- I'm doing what
- any intelligent,
- 386
- 00:35:40,167 --> 00:35:42,970
- God-fearing
- Grover Benders would do!
- 387
- 00:35:42,970 --> 00:35:43,531
- I'm haulin' ass!
- God-fearing
- Grover Benders would do!
- 388
- 00:35:43,531 --> 00:35:44,562
- I'm haulin' ass!
- 389
- 00:35:44,605 --> 00:35:47,420
- You can't leave now!
- This town needs you!
- 390
- 00:35:47,754 --> 00:35:51,806
- Yeah? This town
- voted me out in a landslide.
- 391
- 00:35:51,844 --> 00:35:54,643
- This town can
- kiss my ass!
- 392
- 00:35:57,384 --> 00:36:00,045
- I can't believe you're
- just going to run away.
- 393
- 00:36:01,154 --> 00:36:03,452
- We need you, Harv.
- We need a sheriff.
- 394
- 00:36:03,489 --> 00:36:06,186
- Go check the yellow pages.
- 395
- 00:37:11,257 --> 00:37:13,122
- hi...
- 396
- 00:37:13,159 --> 00:37:14,888
- this here's
- American culture.
- 397
- 00:37:14,926 --> 00:37:16,622
- Good reading.
- 398
- 00:37:16,662 --> 00:37:18,323
- G-Good articles.
- 399
- 00:37:18,364 --> 00:37:20,490
- Transform.
- 400
- 00:37:26,272 --> 00:37:27,466
- Oh no, Lee.
- 401
- 00:37:27,506 --> 00:37:29,497
- No, no, Lee.
- Don't look at me, Lee!
- 402
- 00:38:10,648 --> 00:38:12,548
- Kill Crites.
- 403
- 00:38:20,458 --> 00:38:22,824
- Hey, guys!
- Hey, wait up!
- 404
- 00:38:23,895 --> 00:38:25,954
- Hey, Lee!
- 405
- 00:38:28,232 --> 00:38:30,724
- Lee, you're gonna
- need this!
- 406
- 00:38:34,739 --> 00:38:37,970
- Okay, let's think about this. Maybe
- there is a logical explanation.
- 407
- 00:38:38,009 --> 00:38:40,307
- What do you mean?
- Like really bad stomach ulcers?
- 408
- 00:38:40,344 --> 00:38:42,108
- It could have
- been a dog!
- 409
- 00:38:42,147 --> 00:38:45,014
- Yeah, and it could have been
- the brain from Planet Eros.
- 410
- 00:38:45,049 --> 00:38:47,176
- You saw him, Brad.
- It was no dog.
- 411
- 00:38:50,488 --> 00:38:52,114
- What's the matter?
- 412
- 00:38:52,157 --> 00:38:55,718
- I need a little air. I was going
- home to take a hot bath and I see...
- 413
- 00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:58,228
- - Slow down.
- - Rolling, rolling, towards me...
- 414
- 00:38:58,262 --> 00:39:00,629
- - It's getting bigger and bigger...
- - Take a breath!
- 415
- 00:39:00,664 --> 00:39:02,291
- And it's got
- these big teeth...
- 416
- 00:39:02,333 --> 00:39:04,235
- - Where did it go?!
- - Into Quigley's.
- 417
- 00:39:04,235 --> 00:39:05,032
- - Mr. Quigley!
- - Get in the truck. Lock the doors.
- - Where did it go?!
- - Into Quigley's.
- 418
- 00:39:05,032 --> 00:39:07,135
- - Mr. Quigley!
- - Get in the truck. Lock the doors.
- 419
- 00:39:07,172 --> 00:39:08,833
- You can't go.
- Let's get help!
- 420
- 00:39:08,873 --> 00:39:11,364
- Who are we gonna call?
- Critter Busters?
- 421
- 00:39:11,925 --> 00:39:13,137
- Just stay behind me
- in the truck!
- 422
- 00:39:42,406 --> 00:39:45,534
- Mr. Quigley?
- 423
- 00:39:47,344 --> 00:39:49,142
- Anybody home?
- 424
- 00:39:50,547 --> 00:39:52,709
- Mr. Quigley,
- are you okay?
- 425
- 00:39:57,521 --> 00:39:59,648
- Nobody's home.
- Let's get out of here.
- 426
- 00:40:02,826 --> 00:40:05,351
- Get up!
- 427
- 00:40:05,395 --> 00:40:07,420
- Bradley,
- look behind you!
- 428
- 00:40:07,464 --> 00:40:10,194
- Get in the truck!
- 429
- 00:40:11,235 --> 00:40:12,224
- Get in!
- 430
- 00:40:14,071 --> 00:40:16,631
- - Roll up the window!
- - It's broken!
- 431
- 00:40:16,673 --> 00:40:19,141
- - Come on!
- - God damn it!
- 432
- 00:40:19,175 --> 00:40:21,872
- Come on, come on!
- 433
- 00:40:21,911 --> 00:40:24,142
- - You're flooding it!
- - Then you drive!
- 434
- 00:40:27,017 --> 00:40:28,847
- Dear God,
- that critter thing!
- 435
- 00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:32,520
- Get away,
- I am not kidding!
- 436
- 00:41:07,423 --> 00:41:09,618
- Yuck, veggies, ugh!
- 437
- 00:41:15,731 --> 00:41:17,756
- Nana, the critters
- are here.
- 438
- 00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:19,893
- No, shit, Bradley!
- 439
- 00:41:19,937 --> 00:41:22,427
- Damn meat eaters!
- 440
- 00:41:24,106 --> 00:41:26,904
- Where are you going?
- Bradley!
- 441
- 00:41:36,586 --> 00:41:38,850
- - Where's the communicator?
- - What communicator?
- 442
- 00:41:38,888 --> 00:41:41,049
- The one the bounty hunters
- gave to me.
- 443
- 00:41:41,090 --> 00:41:43,058
- Bounty hunters?!
- 444
- 00:41:43,092 --> 00:41:45,861
- - The space guys.
- - Oh, you mean the remote control.
- 445
- 00:41:45,861 --> 00:41:46,713
- - It's always on the TV.
- - Not the remote control.
- - The space guys.
- - Oh, you mean the remote control.
- 446
- 00:41:46,713 --> 00:41:48,329
- - It's always on the TV.
- - Not the remote control.
- 447
- 00:41:48,364 --> 00:41:50,627
- Nana, this is not
- the remote control.
- 448
- 00:42:18,927 --> 00:42:21,328
- Those bounty hunters!
- 449
- 00:42:21,363 --> 00:42:23,979
- That was fast.
- 450
- 00:42:24,466 --> 00:42:27,162
- - More Crites.
- - Yeah, a lot more.
- 451
- 00:42:27,202 --> 00:42:29,670
- Boy am I glad
- to see you.
- 452
- 00:42:31,106 --> 00:42:32,505
- B-both of you.
- 453
- 00:42:34,110 --> 00:42:35,974
- These guys are great.
- 454
- 00:42:45,655 --> 00:42:47,659
- Charlie!
- 455
- 00:42:49,624 --> 00:42:50,818
- Brad.
- 456
- 00:42:54,863 --> 00:42:56,593
- I can't believe it!
- 457
- 00:42:57,147 --> 00:42:58,963
- Look at you... all dressed up
- like one of them.
- 458
- 00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:02,455
- Well, I am one of them.
- I'm a bounty hunter.
- 459
- 00:43:02,809 --> 00:43:03,733
- Yeah, right.
- 460
- 00:43:03,772 --> 00:43:05,603
- No, no, no.
- I work with them.
- 461
- 00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:08,473
- Are you still...?
- 462
- 00:43:10,378 --> 00:43:13,244
- I don't need that anymore.
- See... see...
- 463
- 00:43:13,281 --> 00:43:15,249
- up in space,
- I am somebody.
- 464
- 00:43:15,283 --> 00:43:17,376
- See, I got a job
- and a meaning.
- 465
- 00:43:20,422 --> 00:43:23,549
- So I guess that means
- you won't be staying long then.
- 466
- 00:43:26,761 --> 00:43:27,886
- Probably not.
- 467
- 00:43:29,163 --> 00:43:31,661
- B-but, see, Brad...
- 468
- 00:43:32,005 --> 00:43:33,692
- I gotta go where
- the cosmic winds blow me.
- 469
- 00:43:35,636 --> 00:43:37,104
- I gotta...
- 470
- 00:43:37,138 --> 00:43:38,867
- go...
- 471
- 00:43:38,906 --> 00:43:41,341
- where no man
- has gone before.
- 472
- 00:43:42,890 --> 00:43:46,104
- Well, it's really good
- to have you back, Charlie.
- 473
- 00:43:48,354 --> 00:43:50,273
- Even if it's just
- for a little while.
- 474
- 00:44:57,150 --> 00:45:00,018
- Hey, wait!
- Help us out over here.
- 475
- 00:45:02,222 --> 00:45:04,588
- - That guy's crazy.
- - Don't go in there.
- 476
- 00:45:11,865 --> 00:45:14,697
- # Hey, little buddies,
- come gather 'round #
- 477
- 00:45:14,734 --> 00:45:17,670
- # This here's the very best
- eating in town #
- 478
- 00:45:17,704 --> 00:45:20,171
- # The Hungry Heifer's
- the place to be #
- 479
- 00:45:20,207 --> 00:45:22,801
- # Lip-lickin' good,
- you can take it from me #
- 480
- 00:45:22,842 --> 00:45:25,504
- # Try a Polar Burger
- and some buffalo chips #
- 481
- 00:45:25,545 --> 00:45:28,207
- # And wash it all down
- with a Moo shake #
- 482
- 00:45:28,248 --> 00:45:30,875
- # Pat your tummy
- and smack your lips #
- 483
- 00:45:30,917 --> 00:45:34,615
- # Suck for hours
- on your fingertips #
- 484
- 00:45:34,654 --> 00:45:37,384
- # At the Hungry Heifer #
- 485
- 00:45:37,424 --> 00:45:41,018
- # We won't give you
- a bum steer. #
- 486
- 00:46:57,036 --> 00:46:59,435
- Get out of the way!
- 487
- 00:47:07,246 --> 00:47:10,419
- Operator?! Operator,
- can you hear me? Please listen,
- 488
- 00:47:10,794 --> 00:47:12,983
- I can't hear you. This is
- the editor of the "Gazette."
- 489
- 00:47:13,018 --> 00:47:15,351
- We need to get the highway
- patrol here right away.
- 490
- 00:47:15,387 --> 00:47:18,584
- Operator, can you... oh, God.
- 491
- 00:47:22,394 --> 00:47:24,862
- Oh my God.
- I can't hear you.
- 492
- 00:47:24,897 --> 00:47:27,195
- All I can hear is static.
- If you're there...
- 493
- 00:47:27,232 --> 00:47:30,360
- can you hear me?
- Can anybody out there hear me?
- 494
- 00:47:50,488 --> 00:47:52,115
- Daddy?
- 495
- 00:47:53,290 --> 00:47:56,454
- - Thank God!
- 496
- 00:47:56,493 --> 00:47:59,429
- - The critters are real.
- - I know.
- 497
- 00:47:59,464 --> 00:48:01,591
- - Daddy, are you okay?
- - Yeah.
- 498
- 00:48:03,767 --> 00:48:05,064
- Did you guys hear that?
- 499
- 00:48:05,103 --> 00:48:07,332
- Let's get to the door.
- 500
- 00:48:14,846 --> 00:48:17,245
- - Oh no! Daddy!
- - Get him up, come on!
- 501
- 00:48:18,483 --> 00:48:21,593
- - Go!
- - For God's sake!
- 502
- 00:48:22,353 --> 00:48:25,493
- - Wesley!
- - Wesley!
- 503
- 00:48:27,825 --> 00:48:29,622
- Chickenshit!
- 504
- 00:48:50,882 --> 00:48:53,349
- Go on inside. You'll be
- much safer in there.
- 505
- 00:48:53,384 --> 00:48:55,614
- I need some more
- bandages.
- 506
- 00:48:57,255 --> 00:48:59,086
- Daddy!
- 507
- 00:49:00,257 --> 00:49:03,091
- - Cindy, are you okay?
- - What happened to Daddy?
- 508
- 00:49:03,127 --> 00:49:05,322
- Don't worry,
- he's gonna be all right.
- 509
- 00:49:15,939 --> 00:49:16,997
- Shit!
- 510
- 00:49:30,154 --> 00:49:32,679
- Ug, what happened?
- 511
- 00:49:32,723 --> 00:49:34,883
- Crites feed
- together.
- 512
- 00:49:34,925 --> 00:49:36,620
- Eat like a family.
- 513
- 00:49:36,660 --> 00:49:39,686
- Love meat.
- A bad habit.
- 514
- 00:49:39,730 --> 00:49:41,890
- You guys
- don't eat meat?!
- 515
- 00:49:41,931 --> 00:49:44,161
- Hey, who's gonna pay
- for all this stuff?!
- 516
- 00:49:44,201 --> 00:49:46,101
- Look at the mess
- you guys made!
- 517
- 00:49:50,741 --> 00:49:53,072
- No, Lee,
- no, no, don't...
- 518
- 00:49:53,110 --> 00:49:54,577
- not this!
- No, Lee!
- 519
- 00:50:13,362 --> 00:50:15,593
- Kill more Crites.
- 520
- 00:50:25,862 --> 00:50:26,871
- l-I gotta go, Brad.
- 521
- 00:51:26,668 --> 00:51:29,103
- Sorry.
- 522
- 00:51:30,940 --> 00:51:32,930
- It sure is quiet.
- 523
- 00:51:32,974 --> 00:51:35,136
- Maybe they're all dead.
- 524
- 00:51:35,177 --> 00:51:37,338
- I wish.
- 525
- 00:51:38,880 --> 00:51:41,280
- They're probably
- waiting right outside.
- 526
- 00:51:42,450 --> 00:51:45,386
- There's a cheery thought.
- 527
- 00:51:47,522 --> 00:51:50,218
- It's like they're
- teasing us or something.
- 528
- 00:51:52,427 --> 00:51:54,862
- I just wish I knew
- where they were.
- 529
- 00:52:03,638 --> 00:52:05,538
- Lee?
- 530
- 00:52:18,140 --> 00:52:19,677
- Lee?
- 531
- 00:52:20,058 --> 00:52:22,656
- Lee?!
- 532
- 00:52:25,160 --> 00:52:27,093
- What are you doing?
- 533
- 00:52:29,297 --> 00:52:30,992
- No! No, no, no!
- 534
- 00:52:31,032 --> 00:52:32,624
- No, Lee, please!
- 535
- 00:52:40,308 --> 00:52:41,969
- Hold it, Lee.
- Hold on.
- 536
- 00:52:42,010 --> 00:52:44,307
- This is the one.
- This... now, this...
- 537
- 00:52:44,346 --> 00:52:46,439
- This... that's it.
- 538
- 00:52:46,480 --> 00:52:48,380
- Good, that's it.
- 539
- 00:52:51,987 --> 00:52:53,750
- Kill Crites.
- 540
- 00:52:55,023 --> 00:52:56,887
- Thank you.
- 541
- 00:54:08,628 --> 00:54:11,563
- Sweet Jesus!
- What was that?
- 542
- 00:54:17,438 --> 00:54:19,496
- Lee?
- 543
- 00:54:22,009 --> 00:54:24,341
- Ug, what happened?
- 544
- 00:54:24,377 --> 00:54:26,573
- Where's Lee?
- 545
- 00:55:03,851 --> 00:55:06,080
- Ug's losing it.
- 546
- 00:55:44,556 --> 00:55:46,751
- Charlie,
- what happened?
- 547
- 00:55:46,793 --> 00:55:48,761
- Lee's dead.
- 548
- 00:55:48,795 --> 00:55:50,695
- What happened to...
- 549
- 00:55:50,730 --> 00:55:53,050
- Ug?
- 550
- 00:55:57,909 --> 00:56:00,068
- Is he okay?
- 551
- 00:56:00,485 --> 00:56:02,935
- - He ain't breathing.
- - He don't have a mouth.
- 552
- 00:56:08,413 --> 00:56:10,881
- Try and transform, Ug.
- 553
- 00:56:17,055 --> 00:56:18,989
- Ug...
- 554
- 00:56:21,960 --> 00:56:25,327
- I'm not a good enough bounty hunter
- to do it by myself.
- 555
- 00:57:08,239 --> 00:57:10,800
- Hey, get back inside!
- 556
- 00:57:10,842 --> 00:57:12,207
- Go on!
- 557
- 00:57:15,013 --> 00:57:17,379
- If you don't get inside
- I'm going to see to it
- 558
- 00:57:17,415 --> 00:57:19,177
- your dad blisters
- your little butt!
- 559
- 00:57:34,533 --> 00:57:36,364
- Get inside
- and lock the door.
- 560
- 00:58:34,658 --> 00:58:36,888
- I'm back.
- 561
- 00:58:42,633 --> 00:58:44,430
- Cindy?
- 562
- 00:58:44,731 --> 00:58:46,163
- Cindy!
- 563
- 00:58:48,171 --> 00:58:50,901
- Looks like we got us
- a job to do.
- 564
- 00:59:33,283 --> 00:59:36,184
- - Did you hear that?
- - Uh-huh.
- 565
- 00:59:36,219 --> 00:59:38,017
- - What was it?
- 566
- 00:59:42,162 --> 00:59:43,018
- Look!
- 567
- 00:59:44,227 --> 00:59:46,128
- Where are
- they all going?
- 568
- 00:59:46,162 --> 00:59:48,153
- I don't know.
- 569
- 00:59:48,197 --> 00:59:51,693
- Looks like some kind of
- critter convention.
- 570
- 01:00:07,784 --> 01:00:10,514
- There must be
- hundreds of them.
- 571
- 01:00:17,447 --> 01:00:19,922
- We can't call
- in the highway patrol.
- 572
- 01:00:19,962 --> 01:00:22,328
- All the damn
- phone lines are down.
- 573
- 01:00:22,365 --> 01:00:25,265
- We've got to do something.
- We can't just stay here!
- 574
- 01:00:25,301 --> 01:00:28,395
- Those things got the west road
- out of town blocked.
- 575
- 01:00:28,437 --> 01:00:31,430
- - We're never gonna get past them.
- - Same goes for the east.
- 576
- 01:00:31,474 --> 01:00:34,738
- Listen, this is
- the safest place we can be!
- 577
- 01:00:34,777 --> 01:00:37,610
- Now, I say we stay here and wait
- the little bastards out.
- 578
- 01:00:37,646 --> 01:00:40,411
- - These things won't leave.
- - Mind your own business, boy!
- 579
- 01:00:40,449 --> 01:00:42,384
- This is my business!
- 580
- 01:00:42,384 --> 01:00:43,129
- They don't give up! We have
- to fight them and kill them.
- This is my business!
- 581
- 01:00:43,129 --> 01:00:45,217
- They don't give up! We have
- to fight them and kill them.
- 582
- 01:00:45,254 --> 01:00:47,312
- Seems mighty queer to me...
- 583
- 01:00:47,356 --> 01:00:49,692
- two years ago when
- the critters first come,
- 584
- 01:00:49,692 --> 01:00:50,470
- they come
- to the boy's house.
- two years ago when
- the critters first come,
- 585
- 01:00:50,470 --> 01:00:51,387
- they come
- to the boy's house.
- 586
- 01:00:51,427 --> 01:00:54,021
- The boy's back in town and
- the damn things are here too!
- 587
- 01:00:54,063 --> 01:00:57,260
- I've been through this before!
- We have to fight these things!
- 588
- 01:00:57,299 --> 01:00:59,268
- We don't include you.
- 589
- 01:00:59,301 --> 01:01:03,102
- Now, I ain't listening to no
- undersized kid from the big city.
- 590
- 01:01:03,326 --> 01:01:06,370
- Or no town drunk!
- Or no no-faced spaceman
- 591
- 01:01:06,408 --> 01:01:10,106
- out of a flying saucer telling us
- how to run our own town!
- 592
- 01:01:10,145 --> 01:01:12,842
- We didn't have this trouble
- till the boy came back.
- 593
- 01:01:12,881 --> 01:01:16,283
- Let's not get hysterical here. That
- boy saved my little girl's life.
- 594
- 01:01:16,318 --> 01:01:18,616
- This ain't no show of yours
- either, Morgan.
- 595
- 01:01:18,654 --> 01:01:20,952
- I say the boy's
- bad news in shoes.
- 596
- 01:01:29,031 --> 01:01:31,430
- What is this bullshit?
- 597
- 01:01:34,336 --> 01:01:37,794
- Them man-eating dustmops
- got us roped up tighter
- 598
- 01:01:37,839 --> 01:01:40,364
- than a blue-ribbon bull
- and all you folks can do
- 599
- 01:01:40,407 --> 01:01:44,037
- is stand here and play
- kick-the-can with some punk kid!
- 600
- 01:01:45,447 --> 01:01:48,211
- If we set around here
- on our duffs...
- 601
- 01:01:48,250 --> 01:01:49,945
- bitching...
- 602
- 01:01:49,985 --> 01:01:53,079
- we're gonna end up
- tomorrow's leftovers.
- 603
- 01:01:53,121 --> 01:01:55,453
- I don't too much
- relish that idea.
- 604
- 01:01:55,490 --> 01:01:57,924
- I think it's time
- to fight back.
- 605
- 01:01:59,928 --> 01:02:03,260
- - We gotta blow them up.
- - Oh, come on, boy!
- 606
- 01:02:03,298 --> 01:02:06,391
- No, no, I mean it! Go out
- in the field and see for yourselves.
- 607
- 01:02:06,433 --> 01:02:08,731
- The critters are eating
- the cattle out there.
- 608
- 01:02:08,770 --> 01:02:11,705
- It's just like Ug said,
- they get together to feed.
- 609
- 01:02:11,739 --> 01:02:14,640
- So let's put out the most outrageous
- banquet in the world for them.
- 610
- 01:02:14,676 --> 01:02:16,576
- What have you
- got in mind, son?
- 611
- 01:02:16,611 --> 01:02:19,341
- Polar Burgers! We'll get them
- into the hamburger factory,
- 612
- 01:02:19,380 --> 01:02:21,144
- lock them in
- and then blow them up!
- 613
- 01:02:21,182 --> 01:02:23,582
- Who's gonna lead
- this suicide mission?
- 614
- 01:02:31,125 --> 01:02:32,956
- Well...
- 615
- 01:02:32,994 --> 01:02:35,052
- it was my idea.
- 616
- 01:02:35,095 --> 01:02:37,586
- But I'm gonna
- need some help.
- 617
- 01:02:42,570 --> 01:02:44,037
- Well...
- 618
- 01:02:45,840 --> 01:02:47,171
- I'm in.
- 619
- 01:02:49,343 --> 01:02:51,709
- I'll go.
- 620
- 01:02:53,347 --> 01:02:55,917
- Really?!
- 621
- 01:02:57,652 --> 01:03:00,119
- All right, you all
- just volunteered.
- 622
- 01:03:00,154 --> 01:03:02,679
- Come on, you bunch
- of pussies.
- 623
- 01:03:02,723 --> 01:03:06,750
- You've got nothing
- to lose but your lives.
- 624
- 01:03:48,335 --> 01:03:50,428
- I'll get the gate!
- 625
- 01:03:56,343 --> 01:03:58,037
- Go!
- 626
- 01:04:00,179 --> 01:04:03,306
- Armed and dangerous,
- everybody.
- 627
- 01:05:34,840 --> 01:05:36,604
- Oh my God!
- 628
- 01:05:36,641 --> 01:05:38,610
- It's working!
- 629
- 01:05:44,016 --> 01:05:46,252
- Let's roll.
- 630
- 01:05:56,574 --> 01:05:58,322
- Oh my God.
- 631
- 01:05:58,364 --> 01:06:00,797
- Harv, Harv!
- 632
- 01:06:04,290 --> 01:06:05,231
- Company's coming.
- 633
- 01:06:52,150 --> 01:06:54,118
- Wait up!
- 634
- 01:07:16,006 --> 01:07:17,906
- Hey, don't piss
- them off!
- 635
- 01:07:17,942 --> 01:07:21,742
- Keep your distance.
- Stay downwind of them things.
- 636
- 01:07:53,911 --> 01:07:56,485
- Everybody, ready?
- Here they come.
- 637
- 01:08:16,796 --> 01:08:17,491
- Oh dear God.
- 638
- 01:08:34,083 --> 01:08:35,573
- Great.
- 639
- 01:08:35,618 --> 01:08:37,085
- They stopped.
- 640
- 01:08:45,763 --> 01:08:47,821
- Oh shit.
- 641
- 01:08:50,733 --> 01:08:52,758
- Charlie, come back here!
- 642
- 01:08:53,836 --> 01:08:55,634
- Charlie!
- 643
- 01:09:30,567 --> 01:09:31,338
- They're coming back.
- 644
- 01:09:50,325 --> 01:09:53,318
- - Brad, I think it's gonna work.
- - Shhh.
- 645
- 01:09:55,597 --> 01:09:57,792
- Where did that
- big one come from?
- 646
- 01:10:20,322 --> 01:10:22,187
- Oh my God.
- 647
- 01:10:22,225 --> 01:10:24,444
- Look at the size
- of their leader.
- 648
- 01:10:41,643 --> 01:10:43,611
- Brad...
- 649
- 01:11:12,206 --> 01:11:13,572
- Ug.
- 650
- 01:11:13,608 --> 01:11:16,168
- It's the bounty hunter.
- He led them back.
- 651
- 01:11:18,814 --> 01:11:20,543
- The door!
- 652
- 01:11:31,759 --> 01:11:34,956
- Run! Blow it,
- blow it!
- 653
- 01:12:10,831 --> 01:12:12,992
- We fried 'em!
- 654
- 01:12:16,106 --> 01:12:17,261
- Are you okay?
- 655
- 01:12:17,304 --> 01:12:20,183
- Yeah. It's just ketchup.
- 656
- 01:12:20,611 --> 01:12:21,670
- Close one, though.
- 657
- 01:12:31,152 --> 01:12:33,383
- Get back, she's gonna
- blow again!
- 658
- 01:12:57,188 --> 01:12:58,275
- Son of a bitch.
- 659
- 01:13:23,838 --> 01:13:26,305
- Harv, it's heading
- back to town.
- 660
- 01:13:26,339 --> 01:13:30,275
- Ohhh, Lord, Harv,
- the children!
- 661
- 01:13:30,311 --> 01:13:32,142
- - Come on.
- - Let's go!
- 662
- 01:13:50,330 --> 01:13:52,230
- Come on!
- 663
- 01:13:53,900 --> 01:13:55,891
- Come on, faster!
- 664
- 01:14:05,845 --> 01:14:07,904
- They're heading for town!
- Come on!
- 665
- 01:14:11,017 --> 01:14:13,042
- Oh my God, I bet it's headed
- for the church.
- 666
- 01:14:13,086 --> 01:14:14,815
- We gotta stop it!
- 667
- 01:14:27,467 --> 01:14:30,334
- Inside, quick.
- Quickly!
- 668
- 01:14:30,369 --> 01:14:32,773
- Honey, do what he says.
- Get inside.
- 669
- 01:14:35,774 --> 01:14:37,674
- Brad, look out!
- 670
- 01:14:47,020 --> 01:14:48,179
- Ram it, ram it!
- 671
- 01:14:50,290 --> 01:14:52,917
- I'm gonna hit it!
- 672
- 01:15:12,177 --> 01:15:14,407
- - Come on!
- - Run, run!
- 673
- 01:15:21,954 --> 01:15:24,355
- Look!
- 674
- 01:15:26,426 --> 01:15:29,019
- I'm a bounty hunter!!
- 675
- 01:16:04,763 --> 01:16:06,855
- Charlie...
- 676
- 01:16:08,711 --> 01:16:10,427
- You mean that...
- 677
- 01:16:10,468 --> 01:16:12,460
- Charlie...?
- 678
- 01:16:33,624 --> 01:16:35,957
- Good ol' Charlie.
- 679
- 01:16:48,506 --> 01:16:51,034
- Brad, look at Ug.
- 680
- 01:17:23,074 --> 01:17:25,443
- Well, just go
- on in, huh?
- 681
- 01:17:25,443 --> 01:17:26,006
- You practically got
- the whole run of the bus.
- Well, just go
- on in, huh?
- 682
- 01:17:26,006 --> 01:17:28,037
- You practically got
- the whole run of the bus.
- 683
- 01:17:33,484 --> 01:17:35,247
- Goodbye, Brad.
- 684
- 01:17:36,386 --> 01:17:38,411
- Goodbye, Charlie...
- 685
- 01:17:38,456 --> 01:17:39,423
- I mean... Ug.
- 686
- 01:17:41,158 --> 01:17:42,557
- Charlie.
- 687
- 01:17:44,394 --> 01:17:47,591
- - Thanks, Nana. Love ya.
- - I love you, too.
- 688
- 01:17:47,630 --> 01:17:49,462
- And here. Here's a...
- 689
- 01:17:49,499 --> 01:17:51,678
- spinach-cashew
- cake I made.
- 690
- 01:17:52,032 --> 01:17:53,460
- Eat it if you
- get hungry.
- 691
- 01:17:53,607 --> 01:17:56,371
- - Okay?
- - Okay.
- 692
- 01:18:04,514 --> 01:18:07,813
- Get a move on, son,
- this bus runs on a schedule.
- 693
- 01:18:10,653 --> 01:18:12,245
- I guess I'll be
- seeing ya.
- 694
- 01:18:17,127 --> 01:18:20,427
- Come on, son. Kiss your little
- gal and let's haul ass.
- 695
- 01:18:26,102 --> 01:18:27,797
- Holy shit!
- 696
- 01:18:31,573 --> 01:18:35,010
- Hey, can one of you guys help me
- get this parachute off?
- 697
- 01:18:36,781 --> 01:18:38,748
- Charlie?
- 698
- 01:18:38,783 --> 01:18:41,080
- Oh, I got it.
- 699
- 01:18:43,418 --> 01:18:45,011
- Charlie.
- 700
- 01:18:49,592 --> 01:18:51,184
- Hi.
- 701
- 01:19:00,969 --> 01:19:02,938
- Ug?
- 702
- 01:19:02,972 --> 01:19:05,052
- Charlie?
- 703
- 01:20:39,568 --> 01:20:41,503
- Say, listen...
- 704
- 01:20:41,503 --> 01:20:42,378
- what just
- happened here?
- Say, listen...
- 705
- 01:20:42,378 --> 01:20:43,130
- what just
- happened here?
- 706
- 01:20:43,170 --> 01:20:44,933
- If I was you, partner,
- 707
- 01:20:44,972 --> 01:20:47,167
- I'd roll this rig
- right outta town,
- 708
- 01:20:47,209 --> 01:20:49,958
- and not say nothin' about
- none of this to nobody.
- 709
- 01:20:53,582 --> 01:20:55,845
- Bye, Megan.
- 710
- 01:20:55,884 --> 01:20:58,408
- Bye, Brad.
- 711
- 01:21:22,877 --> 01:21:25,607
- Hey, Charlie!
- Catch!
- 712
- 01:22:28,976 --> 01:22:32,012
- # Hey, little buddies
- come gather 'round #
- 713
- 01:22:32,012 --> 01:22:32,643
- # This here's the very best
- eatin' in town #
- # Hey, little buddies
- come gather 'round #
- 714
- 01:22:32,643 --> 01:22:34,742
- # This here's the very best
- eatin' in town #
- 715
- 01:22:34,782 --> 01:22:37,273
- # The Hungry Heifer's
- the place to be #
- 716
- 01:22:37,318 --> 01:22:40,082
- # Lip-lickin' good,
- you can take it from me #
- 717
- 01:22:40,120 --> 01:22:42,680
- # Try a Polar Burger
- and some buffalo chips #
- 718
- 01:22:42,723 --> 01:22:45,558
- # Wash it all down
- with a Moo shake #
- 719
- 01:22:45,558 --> 01:22:46,177
- # You'll pat your tummy
- and smack your lips #
- # Wash it all down
- with a Moo shake #
- 720
- 01:22:46,177 --> 01:22:48,119
- # You'll pat your tummy
- and smack your lips #
- 721
- 01:22:48,162 --> 01:22:51,619
- # Suck for hours
- on your fingertips #
- 722
- 01:22:51,664 --> 01:22:54,531
- # At the Hungry Heifer #
- 723
- 01:22:54,567 --> 01:22:58,937
- # We won't give you
- a bum steer... #
- 724
- 01:23:00,327 --> 01:23:02,235
- And don't you forget,
- 725
- 01:23:02,569 --> 01:23:05,736
- all of your friendly Hungry Heifer
- restaurants throughout the Midwest
- 726
- 01:23:05,779 --> 01:23:08,543
- are open on Easter Sunday.
- So after church,
- 727
- 01:23:08,582 --> 01:23:11,949
- why don't you and your family
- stop in for a creamy Moo shake
- 728
- 01:23:11,985 --> 01:23:13,953
- or some crispy
- buffalo chips?
- 729
- 01:23:13,987 --> 01:23:16,455
- And we'd like to invite
- you and your family
- 730
- 01:23:16,490 --> 01:23:18,753
- to visit our factory,
- right off of Highway 54,
- 731
- 01:23:18,792 --> 01:23:21,431
- just outside
- of Grover's Bend.
- 732
- 01:23:21,848 --> 01:23:22,791
- We'd love to see ya!
- 733
- 01:23:22,829 --> 01:23:24,663
- Moo-ve.
- 734
- 01:23:25,049 --> 01:23:26,962
- # At the Hungry Heifer #
- 735
- 01:23:27,000 --> 01:23:31,266
- # We won't give you
- a bum steer. #
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