Mansion Fairytail AU

The good fairy - Jillian
The bad Witch - Zeke
The princess who ran away - Kaydence
The girl who will sleep forever - Donna Donovan
The girl who climbs a hill - Pramila Chiawa
The boy who climbed the bean stalk - Joel
The bratty princess - Astrid
The narrator - Clarisa
The tournament knight - Rocky
The phantom piano player - Preston
The ogre in the swamp - Roy
The nosy girl - Savannah (She put the first hat on said this one is too small. And then she put the next hat on and it nearly covered her eyes. She said this one was just right and didn't even look at the third one)
The pauper who became a princess - Cleo
The woodsman - Adrian
The boy lost in the woods - Abel
The charming prince - Harvey
The puss in boots - D Bonney
The bedridden prince  - Kichirou
The puppet who became a real boy - Furby
The three angry bears - Monobear, Monobear, and Monobear

Once upon a time, a nosy girl roaming the woods named Savannah Cavana smelt the most scruptious aura of pie goodness. The smell came from a cottage in the woods and inside the cottage the girl went. On the table lay three pies waiting for her. Savannah Cavana dipped her finger in the first one and it was too cold so she painted a dragon on the wall with the filling. The second pie was too hot to finger paint with it so into the trash it went! The third pie was just right! But the nosy girl wasn't finished! On the hat rack were three hats! The first one she tried slid off her golden hair because it was too small. The second one covered her so much she could barely see! And it was just right no matter what anyone else thinks so Savannah Cavana didn't even need to try the third one. And so it went on.

Three bears came back from doing business in the woods. When they entered the cottage they found a nosy girl had been touching all their things and eating their pie. They were very angry! Savannah Cavana ran for her life!

Running through the forest Savannah Cavana ran straight into an ugly ogre called roy who as a part time poet thinks narrator is doing a bad job of telling this fairy tale. But roy is content to stay in his swamp and doesn't like anyone else. He did his best to get rid of Savannah Cavana. He insulted her and called her bad names but Savannah Cavana clung to him to protect her from the big bad bears. When the big bad bears came Roy let Savannah Cavana into his hut and he locked the doors. But the big bad bears huffed and they puffed and they blew the house down. This made Roy hate the world even more and the two of them ran away from the angry bears.

The two of them were now lost in the woods. That's when they met the girl Kaydence who was lying on the ground and talking to the animals. She couldn't help them because lost was exactly where she wanted to be. But she followed them anyway because that would be rad.

The next person they found was a kindly old woman carrying a basket of sweets. Upon seeing Savannah Cavana the kindly old woman pinched her cheeks and offered a sweet. The kindly old woman couldn't bear to stand the girl and her new friends and Roy remaining lost in the woods. She smiled at Savannah Cavana while the girl ate up her sweets with a big grin that caused the girl to say what big teeth she had. All the better to eat you with you bastards, replied the kindly old woman who was really the littlest Monobear in disguise. The littlest Monobear ate Savannah Cavana whole! Then he ate Kaydence! Then he ate the ogre Roy even though he was very big! But the littlest Monobear was still hungry. So he found the lumberjack Adrian who was cutting down wood in the forest. But Adrian took his axe and cut the littlest Monobear in half! Roy came out. Kaydence came out. Savannah Cavana also came out. Everyone came out! And they all held hands and skipped through the forest to find a way out.

At this point Roy the ogre was angry that he didn't get any candy from the kindly old woman who was secretly Monobear. Luckily he found a sweet lying on the ground and ate it. Not far away was another sweet, then another. There was a whole trail of sweets that Roy followed to a cottage in the woods. Savannah Cavana cried out that this was three Monobears' cottage and she'd gone around in a circle. Adrian corrected her that this was now the two Monobears' cottage. They all hear a scream inside and fearlessly rushed in. Inside was a boy called Abel being marinated by the middle sized Monobear. Savannah Cavana rushed forward and kicked Monobear into the oven and closed the door so Monobear burned to death. After they freed Abel the boy told them of his plan to find his way out of the woods. Abel was a very clever boy who had left a trail of sweets on the floor so he could follow them back. Roy shouted that of course they would get eaten. Roy was an ogre and ogres eat things and what's more this forest and swamp was his home until Savannah Cavana brought the Monobears with her. Roy stomped off wishing the rest of them would just leave his swamp so he would never have to see them again.

So everyone else continued to find a way to leave the forest. Abel suggested they would be able to see far if they climbed up a hill. That's how they met Pramila who was carrying buckets up a hill to fill them up with water from the well. Everyone pitched in to help her and carried a bucket each. Together they were able to fill all of Pramila's buckets in just one trip! If only people could work this well together in other settings there would be a lot less despair in the world. At the top of the hill they would have been able to see far but thick mists were all around them and they couldn't see anything. As thanks, Pramila joined Savannah Cavana and friends until they could find their way out.

Later along came the boy called Joel who looked as lost as everyone else. He wasn't as much lost in the forest as he was lost in life. He used to have a cow he was supposed to sell to feed his hungry family. But the person who bought the cow tricked him into thinking the beans he had were magical and a fair trade. Now Joel only had beans and did not have a cow. Joel throw the beans on the floor and then what would be a surprising thing to anyone who hadn't heard this story before happened. The beans took sprout immediately and grew into a tall tall bean stalk. Abel said that if they climbed the bean stalk they could see over the mists and find the way to leave the forest. Pramila took the lead in showing everyone else how to climb the bean stalk.

At the very top was a magnificent castle in the sky! It was filled with riches and comforts beyond imagination. But most importantly they could see very far and which direction to go if they wanted to leave the forest. They looked to the north and saw mountains. They looked to the east and saw more forest. They looked to the south and saw the sea. They looked to the west and saw the plains and villages they wanted to get back to. They looked down below and saw the biggest baddest Monobear climbing up the bean stalk.

Everyone tried to hide in the castle in the sky hoping the biggest Monobear wouldn't find them and leave them alone. Monobear huffed and stomped around shouting where are those meddling kids that chopped open littlest Monobear and cooked medium Monobear rare. Savanah and friends were as quiet as a mouse under a giant table covered in a large table cloth that went right to the ground. But the biggest baddest Monobear overheard the narrator and knew exactly where Savannah Cavana and friends were. Monobear flipped the table revealing them all. Adrian took his axe and tried cut down Monobear but one paw swept it out of his and tumbling down out of the sky. Monobear roared chased everyone all around the castle. There was no where else to hide. There was no where else to run!

It was all very dire when Savannah Cavana heard a faint clacking sound. The clacking was coming from down below. The winds had blown away a part of the mists and Savannah Cavana could see Roy chopping at the bean stalk. Savannah Cavana called her friends and they all climbed down the bean stalk. The biggest baddest Monobear followed quickly behind them. Just as they all touched the ground, Roy made the last stroke that cut through the bean stalk. The biggest baddest Monobear fell with the bean stalk and just for good measure the castle in the sky fell on top of him as well. Roy had saved the day by waiting for everyone to get to safety before sending Monobear falling. That's exactly what Roy was intending to do he grumbled in agreement. And everyone held hands and skipped west until they were out of the forest and home at last, even Roy who's hut was destroyed and was happily invited to live with everyone else. The end.

End of part one.