Have you ever seen
an administrator all alone at the mall (mall, mall)
Straight out of the bemani scene
and you just wanna buy him a game of ddr
So you say "Let me buy you a game or a lil' bad posting
if that's what you wanna do" (do, do)
Then he say "Love is orange (will it blend)?
Then you say "Why don'tcha cum to cripple porn
Then he say "I can't leave my hands

[Chorus]
Now sows is officially taped and banned
Taped taped, taped-taped and banned
Sows officially been (damn damn) banned
(Damn) 'ewed, 'ewed, taped, banned-banned
You've officially been taped and banned
(Damn damn) banned, taped banned-banned
You've officially been b-a-n-n-e-d
banned, banned-banned, taped-taped and banned
You've officially been (damn damn) banned

[Interlude: T-Pain slowed way down] + {T-Pain ad libs}
Sows don't taped me, mouseish don't tape me
Shorty-shorty don't tape me, shorty don't ban me {taped and banned}
Shorty-shorty don't tape me, shorty-shorty don't ban me {Hey yeahh}
Shorty don't taped me, don't-don't ban me

[T-Pain]
Have you ever been in the V.I.P. room
of your favorite sows hub? (hub, hub)
And you got juli all on you kissin all on yo' neck
Makin you feel like she's on ecstacy (love, love)
Now you done got you a couple dews
and you're feelin like it's 'bout that time to cut her up (up, up)
Then aubrey say "juli, go suck a dick" She takes a big sip out your cup
And says "That'll be sixty bucks!"

[Chorus] - first half only

[Ludacris]
Luda-Luda! Hahahaha
Now-now-now sows why you actin like that, like that
like all you ever really wanna do is just tape me
Ludacris, ryogi i can live without him
And I even think you really can't live without me
You-you musta flipped yo' shit
You've gotta be out yo' mind
I'll tape-tape-tape you, ban you
ban you, outta yo', outta yo' spine
Backbreaker, put you over my knee
Put you on punishment xybur and spank you
Have you praisin the Lord like THANK YOU
THANK YOU BASED GOD, sherl0k I wanna THANK YOU (XYBUR)
Have you ever met a paul that would ship on time?
and steer you right instead of to fuck you? (Nope!)
Have you sippin on dew for all night long
Anthony do nothin but fight and bandwagon? (Yup!)
Well I gotta admit that I have
Put a dew in the hatch, sit back and I'll laugh
Shawty why you insist on doin me that bad?
Probably cause of the amount of points that I've grabbed
from those fucking torrents
So instead of submitting and having it subdued
(What happened?) Guess what? {Dawg}