andy here

Andy here. I hear you people want to tongue my anus or something to that effect. Haha, get in line, faggots? Do you have any idea how many misguided scene girls I've bjorked? How much pussy do you loser trolls get? Haha, please, don't answer that. I don't know where this stupid meme even came from, but guess what? It's all fucking true and nobody will ever believe any of you.  That's right, faggots. I've been taking shits in/ around scene girls mouths for years now. And let me tell you, the road diet consists almost exclusively of Taco Bell and it's not pretty. I've even put my own twist on the Alabama hot pocket. I call it the Cincinnati Mud Cake and it's become something of a phenomenon around here. See I eat a few crunchwrap supremes with extra sour cream, ride around on the bvb bus for a few hours, and then when my bowels are good and sour I push out a rancid shit loaf into your girl's pussy, jizz in it, and seal it shut with drywall caulk.