Breezer dream

So breezer gave me a fucked up dream. And I never dream if I only get like 5 hours sleep so it was really weird.

Basically I dreamed that a big ass snake came out of the sink in the kitchen... Like it was coming out of the drain but it was too big so it got stuck. But there was still a good 4 feet of it coming out. I was looking at it really confused about how this snake was coming out of our sink when it started to go to bite me but my brother came in and sacrificed a cat to it so that it wouldn't.

So then my brother says we need a better solution to buy some time....so he opens the door to the house so that pigeons will fly in and distract it. So at this point there's like 10 pigeons flying around the kitchen and the snake is like a weedwacker in the sink...but it's picking off the pigeons one by one.

So I'm like "we need to get this thing out of here. Let's put it in a box and throw it outside so it will freeze." But then my brother says that it's +20 out and I'm like what the fuck??? So I get my phone and it says -11 But it updated an hour ago so I hit refresh and then it says +20 So I got really confused for a second. But then I shrugged it off because the weather has been fucked and instead said we would put the box in the big freezer...

So my brother gets a big ads box for the big ads snake and I go and get some oven mitts so it won't bite my hands because safety first... So I grab the snake and pull and pull but it's super stuck in the sink drain. So I give it all I got but it was too much so this 8 foot snake goes flying to the ceiling and gets stuck on it. So then I said now what the fuck do we do? Because the snake is on the ceiling like putty but then my brother just points up and then I feel the snakes teeth sink into my shoulder because the snake fell off the ceiling...the oven mitts were not enough protection. So then I tell my brother to Google what to do and then I passed out in the dream and woke up.

Famous last words: Google what to do.