Swapped gospel smut prompt & how Alastor and Husker met

from /hhg/ - Hazbin Hotel General Thread #231
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From last thread:
Swapped gospel smut prompt
>Gospel and lucifers relationship is much better than the cAnon version
>One day while relaxing, Vic gets a call
>The caller ID says it's Lucifer
>Clicking answer, Vic puts the hellphone up to his ear
"Yes Lucifer?"
>Vic listens to Lucifer
"A dinner at Pandemonium? That sounds lovely, should I bring anyone or is this just a meal between friends?"
"Oh you and Lilith? Well I guess we could do some catching up, what time should I show up?"
>Vic is given the time and says his good-byes
>Later that night, Vic notices something off about the two true overlords of Hell
>Lilith keeps giving him and Lucifer bedroom eyes
>And Lucifer has a blush that would make a tomato look pale
>The fallen angel keeps letting out small whimpers as well
>They're synchronized with this odd low buzzing Vic hears
"Is something going on?"
>Lucifer takes a deep breath and forces himself calm...ish
>"Y-yes, something is going on. N-now before we go into any details, I need you to follow Lilith and I."
>Vic has a suspicious feeling about this but stands up
>The two lead him to a room
>"M-mmph... Wait here for a second, we need to a-add the finishing touches!"
>Lucifer and Lilith enter the room and close the door
>Vic stands there waiting until he hears Lucifer call through the door for him to come in
>What he sees shocks him
>Lilith is wearing a leather corset with leggings and a garter belt
>She's holding a leash
>The leash is connected to a collar wearing Lucifer who is on him knees
>His collar has the name "Lucy" on it
>The Lord of Hell is made up to look as feminine as he can without going over board
"This was more than a meal with friends wasn't it."
Manlet of hell everybody
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>You dont know how this happened
>On a normal day, you would have just walked out the door and pretended nothing happened
>But here you are
>With the king of hell chocking on your cock while his wife pushes his head down further
>"You see this Lucy? This is a real man, thats a real cock your choking on."
>She pokes at his locked up member with the end of her riding crop
>"It's a miracle you even got me pregnant! Oh I wonder how all of hell would react knowing that their overlord has such a pathetic thing I can barely call a penis!"
>Lucifer moans and sucks enthusiastically, smearing lipstick along your length
>It barely shows, red smears on your red skin
>Lilith pushes his head down once more and holds him there
>You watch as Lucifer is unable to breath, tears and mascara running down his face
>Lilith judges that enough time has pasted and allows Lucifer to take your cock out of his mouth
>As Lucifer takes deep breaths, Lilith grabs your cock and gives Lucifer a light smack in the face with it
>"Such a good girl Lucy! Now tell me, do you want more?"
>>"Yuh...yesh..."
>Lilith uses the riding crop on her husbands backside
>"Yes what?"
>"Yes M-misstriss!"
>Smiling, Lilith strokes Lucifers hair
>"Good girl, now get into position."
>Lucifer nods and crawls on all fours over to a nearby bed
>He leans forward, pushing his rather plump rear into the air
>Lilith gives you a look
>"Are you ready fir the main course?"
Aaand thats all
Fuck you (OP's words, not mine)
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One last greentext from last time:

How do Alastor and Husker know each other?
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>How do Alastor and Husker know each other?

most likely in a bar
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My theory is that, Alastor being a "Deal Maker" with a capital D, he probably found Husk in a moment of pain or vulnerability and offered to get him out of it if he cut a deal. That's why he can teleport Husk to him at will; he owns his ass lock stock and barrel on a supernatural level.
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>This was it, he just knew it
>He was gut-shot
>Amidst the roil of gunfire and the sickening, slick sound of bayonets plunging into flesh, he could hear voices
>They weren't speaking English
>This would be how he met his end

>He heard movement in the undergrowth and reached for his weapon
>Not that it would help. He'd exhausted his ammunition hours ago and he no longer had the strength to use his own bayonet
>A deer appeared out of the foliage
>A bizarre sight, the frantic sounds of battle should have sent it running long ago, yet it seemed calm, positively serene
>He blinked and the deer was gone
>In it's place stood a tall, thin man, dressed all in red and black, grinning like a jackolantern.

>"My dear fellow"
>The man's voice crackled like radio chatter
>"You seem to be in a bad way"
>He had to laugh. He was a goner for sure. The blood loss was making him hallucinate.
>"You think so? I feel fantastic."
>The man's smile widened.
>"Ever the optimist. I like that."
>He stopped down
>"I can help you, you know."
>What a riot. His final thoughts would be of some mystery man magically saving him.
>"Oh yeah? What's the catch?"
>"No catch my dear fellow. All I ask is that you remember me when I call upon you."
>He matched the man's smile with a sarcastic smirk of his own.
>"Sounds like quite a bargain."

>The man in red held out a clawed hand
>"So, it's a deal then?"
>He reached up
>"It's a deal."
>They shook
>It burned like hellfire

That's all from last thread.