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[F4M] [game time] [quick snack] [small talk] [kissing] [cunnilingus] [big cock] [safe sex] [virginity] [twice is nice] [l-bomb] [friends to lovers]

A few weeks ago, your college roommate, and best friend of 4 years, pre-ordered a video game and asked if you could be his player 2. You oblige, then familiarize yourself with it through some research. Game finally arrives, you play for a bit and he returns from grocery duty. But it looks like he has a different game in mind.

Notes:

*Girl is an ambivert, doesn't mind using profanity in order to express herself or get her point across, will take on any and every challenge. Has a sweet, compassionate side somewhere in her.

*Guy is, well, introverted. Pretty good at keeping things to himself, hence, roommate's lack of info about his social life. Still, he's managed to open up to his roomie, more than he's done with other people.

*Roommates bond over their shared interest in animation, arts and design, memes, and food. (shrugs)

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Improv and tweaks are most certainly welcome! (Sound effects are optional, but would probably add some depth.)

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(muttering to self) Right stick for dribble moves, rotate for spin move, hold down to shoot, right trigger to sprint, X, circle, and triangle for passing. (sighs) Should be easy enough.

(knock on door)

Coming! (opens door) Hey, you're back. Let me get those for you. (plastic bag sounds, closes door)

(puts items <boxes of cereal, bags of various chips, packs of biscuits> on cupboard)

By the way, that basketball game that you pre-ordered a few weeks back, I got it earlier. Been fiddling with it for a little bit so that I’d be able to one-up you later.

Hmm, it also came with a bunch of other stuff, trading cards, poster, in-game items that I couldn’t care less about, typical pre-order bullshit. (chuckles)

I can’t believe you actually paid a hundred and fifty bucks for a slightly better, or inferior, version of the same game.

*response*

Oh, you were craving for some cereal? Dude, I was just about to say the same thing. (high five) I could use a bowl right now as well. (claps hands) Whole grain is fuel.

(Places bowls, spoons, cereal, and milk on the table)

Mmm, honey gold flakes. (whispers) I can already taste it.

(Fills her bowl with cereal, then pours milk)

*Sees him pour milk before cereal*

Whoa there, cereal etiquette! (in a joking tune) Why did you put the milk first?

*response*

Ah, he actually did it! The absolute madman! Yeah, I may or may not have been redditing too much.

(Starts eating and talking with a bit of cereal in her mouth, munches in between sentences)

So… this is gonna sound random but I’ll try to start a conversation. Unless you enjoy eating in awkward silence. Hmm, let’s see.

Shit, just trying to start small talk and I’m having a brain fart. Ok, ok, here goes nothing. You seeing anybody?

*response*

No- nobody? As in? I have a hard time believing that. *light chuckle* I’ve seen a shitload of girls steal glances at you. I mean, they’re not catcalling you, obviously. But, you do notice them, right?

*response*

How come? I mean, you’ve got charm, intelligence, sense of humor, everything, and the kitchen sink. You’re pretty good-looking, anyone with two eyes can see that.

*response*

Yes, I have two eyes and I think you’re cool.

Oh man, it’s almost like I’m rooming with one of those guys that you read about in romance pocketbooks. You know, the ones that are displayed at the counter of a grocery store. I’ve yet to see a pocketbook with a decent cover. (laughs so hard that she wipes a tear from her eye and sniffles)

(clears throat) Excuse me, and excuse my talkativeness. I’m feeling a bit extra today.

(eats some more)

*response*

You don’t feel like hanging out with anyone else because I’m here? (cutesy tone) Aww, I’m honored.

But I think that’s a cop-out, the friendship excuse? I think you can do better than that.

(eats)

*response*

You’re looking for particular things that you just can’t seem to find? Things like…?

Oh, you’re not gonna tell me? Come on, why not?… Not right now? (defeated tone) Fine.

(drinks some milk)

But seriously, do what you like, friendo. Explore, go out in the wild. I don’t want you to lie dormant like… (amused tone) a fucking volcano just because we’re roommates. It’s not like I have a leash on you, right? We’re grown-ups anyway, no biggie.

Just… if you happen to bring someone home, do not, I repeat, do NOT litter and fuck around like some-- I don’t know. Those stubborn little shits who dump their trash in front of a ‘this is not a dumpster’ sign or… anyone who steps on grass when the fucking sign telling them not to, is right in front of them.

That’s all, you know I’m a bit of a clean freak, right? I exert extra effort on dishwashing and stuff. Trivial things like crumbs bug me out, etcetera, etcetera. Oh, and don't bother bringing bitchy, well, bitches. I'll slap their soul and hair off of their precious little bodies if they try shit.

(finishes cereal)

Ok, finish up so I can start spanking that ass using analog sticks.

*response*

Nah, you might have been playing this series for a long time… But I like my chances.

(chugs down milk which now tastes a bit like honey <optional burp>)

Damn, that tastes good. Honey is a gift from above.

*response*

Do I like it? I. Love it. Versatile stuff, and delicious. You mix it with apple cider vinegar whenever you have a cough, right?

*response*

Yep. Anyway, I’ll go set up your console. Put our bowls in the sink and fill them with water. Wouldn’t want ants to invade our space now, would we?

(faucet sound)

*walking towards console, gets hugged from behind*

(a bit of a confused/nervous tone) Oh... Hey, uh, what’s the matter? Giving me a back hug all of a sudden?

*response*

What? I-uh… I didn’t know you felt that way. (sigh) Let me process this...

Ok... I’m gonna be honest with you. Um, how do I put this? (mutters) I hope I don’t stutter.

I’ve been attracted to you for a little while now, little while meaning 4 years… Basically, since we first met. Maybe that’s part of the reason why I asked you to be my roommate a few years back. Shit, this is getting a little embarrassing.

You get me like no one else, you know my quirks, you can draw a laugh out of me, you make me feel all sorts of… things.

But that’s a discussion for another time. You’ve been bugging me to be your opponent since you made the pre-order, and I’m ready to put up a fight sooo... come on.

*response*

Yes, another time. We can always talk later.

*response*

You’ve got a different game in mind? I know you have other titles but this is pretty much the only thing you’ve been talking about for the last couple of weeks. What do you even mea-

(surprise kiss)

What (kiss) even--

(kiss for a while)

(a little breathless) --So (kiss) sudden... (kiss)

(phone rings)

… Phone, (kiss) is that yours? (kiss) C’mon, why don’t you answer it? (kiss) It’s your mom. (stern tone) Agh, fine, but be quiet.

(recompose, then answer)

Hello? Yes, how are you doing? Sorry if he didn’t pick up, he’s uh- he’s taking a dump, excuse me.

He’s been looking for a ‘bomb’ taco spot these past few days, guess he got what he wanted. (chuckles)

(Gentle neck kisses, his fingers makes their way down her shorts)

Anyway, (light moan) what was it that you wanted to tell him?

Oh, (light moan) you want us over for dinner? I’d love that and he misses you guys so (light moan), count us in!

*tense from clit play*

What? Oh no no, I’m fine, I’m fine. It’s nothing. Must be the air conditioner, it’s a little cold in here. He likes to turn it down all the way to 16 degrees, high cool. I think it helps him sleep better.

When, mm, should we come over? Saturday? Ok, see you then! (end call)

(ragged breathing)

You naughty fucker, uh, I almost got busted. You like, mm, putting me in a precarious situation, huh? (moans)

The other end almost found out that I was getting my fucking clit played with… by you, no less. Does that turn you on? (defeated chuckle)

(kiss for a bit)

Ok, (moan) these shorts can go. You know you want it to. Board the train, go to town, all that shit.

I’m fucking dripping, soaked shorts, damn it. You’re on laundromat duty next time, okay? (kiss)

(pulls shorts down, more kissing)

You kiss well, how’d that happen? (chuckles, kiss) Oh, it’s not a big deal? (kiss)

Don’t (kiss) think I’m gonna let this slide (kiss). We’re talking (kiss) later...

(puts her on the bed)

Take my shirt off, c’mon. (shirt off) Mmm. (kiss)

Ah, don’t think I didn’t notice you going to work with your tongue. (more kissing)

(nervous laugh/tone) Is this the part where you shove your cock inside me? Oh, n-not yet? What then?

(he begins going down on her, starts with breasts)

Ah, not my, mm… nipple. Mmm… fuck, getting hard...

(kisses stomach for a while)

(blissed) I didn’t know you were a stomach person. I always thought guys were either tits or ass people.

The anticipation is, mmm… killing me.

(licks clit, moans accordingly)

Oh fuck, (moan) that’s good, ah... Keep (moan) doing… that…

(more licking)

*tense voice from here*… Hope it looks good… I take care of myself… ah! (tongue inside pussy)

(and some more)

F-fucking… tongue action… f-fuck...

You keep that up… I’m gonna… f-fucking… come!

(tongue and breathing speed up)

*pillow over mouth, muffled orgasm*

(ragged breathing, recompose)

(a little tired) Fuck, are you doing this to avoid taking a loss? Don’t worry, I’m not gonna give you shit about it. The game I mean. (chuckles) I don’t even play sports titles.

(kiss for a while)

Man, you are a hungry motherfucker. I guess the cereal wasn't a snack, but an appetizer, huh?

(chuckles) Mmm, I can taste myself on you. You’re not so bad yourself. Give me some more, c’mon. (kiss)

You know, I think this is kind of unfair. I’m out of clothes, you aren’t, you gotta level the playing field you know?

*takes off shirt*

Just a few more, you can do it. *shorts off*

One more. *boxers off*

Fuck… Goddamn! (in awe) What the fuck? I… I had no idea you were packing that much heat! My goodness, how the fuck do you even walk around with that thing?

(kiss) Are you gonna… Are you gonna fuck me now? Because I want you to... I’ve wanted to for quite some time… Quite some time is an understatement... Go ahead. *kiss*

(cock plays with clit and pussy lips) Mmm, so warm… (kiss) I’m so fucking wet for you already… So fucking wet...

What are you doing? (drawer sound) Ohhh, what a boy scout. (chuckles) But seriously, thank you for considering that. I got a fuzzy feeling…

*condom on*

How do you want me? This is fine? Okay, I’m ready for you. Bring it.

(kiss, push inside, entrance moan)

*tense voice from here on out*

No, no, I’m okay, I’m okay, don’t worry. First time blues is all. (kiss)

Fuck… (kiss) you’re filling me up nicely...

*thrust for a while, breath accordingly*

Was this on your mind, every time you, mm, pushed yourself onto my ass whenever we slept? Every time you, uh, woke up with your face accidentally buried in my tits? Ah, every time we cuddled and wrestled? (kiss intensifies)

Because it was on mine.

(kiss some more)

Put my leg on your shoulder… for more leverage, I think. (moan) You like the way I think? Thanks.

Is this better than fucking your hand? (chuckles) It is? Well then, I’ll make sure you never bother the poor thing again. (laughs)

*thrust/breathing speeds up and intensifies*

Shit, you feel so f-fucking g-good right now! Mmhmm! Yes… you heard right. (kiss)

Ah f-fuck, you’re so fucking big! Mmm, you better tell me the story behind that later. You motherfucking stud. (kiss) I, ah... genuinely, f-fuck... had no idea. (kiss)

*running out of breath* Goddamn, this is awesome! (kiss) You like that, huh? (kiss) *deep, aggressive tone* My tight, drenched pussy embracing every single inch of your stupendous fucking cock? (intense kiss) Good, good…

(more kissing)

(moan), *frantic tone* Fuck, cover my mouth! I’m gonna come… again! Twice is nice, huh-- I’m gonna fucking scream! I’m gonna fucking come… any... time... now! Give-me-a-pillow--- no? Please come with me! Please! *breathing reaches overdrive*

(kiss to muffle intense orgasm)

(whimpering followed by panting)

(gulps, exhales) Good game, well played.

*pulls out* Mmm. I hope you emptied the tank. *points to condom* Throw it in the trash over there, then let me clean you off.

(tired voice) Yes, it’s okay. C’mon now. *licks head and shaft, enters mouth, clean up*

There, all good? All good. *both lay in bed*

You know, I was primed and ready to outplay you at your own game. I even took the time to watch those crappy YouTubers who would scream at the top of their lungs every 5 seconds, used corny dubstep music, and (sighs) typed their clickbait titles in all caps. Buuut, you had to change course.

*response*

I triggered you? (amused) What? By being irresistible? Well, can I do anything to remedy that? No need? Hmm, if you say so.

Not that I’m complaining of course. This was quite fun. Besides, we could always do it some other time.

*response*

(giggle snorts) The sex or the game? Ah, look at Mr. trick question over here. *snuggles into his arms*

(yawns) That was fun, but also exhausting. Power nap? Okay.

By the way, about earlier... (whispers in his ear) this is gonna sound corny but, fuck it... I love you too. (kiss)