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239 Destruction 19

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  1. And that's when Siggy saw the evil army arrayed against them. Jellybean golems and milk elementals, rusted teddy bears and badly CGIed cat-men. And above them all, on horseback, was arch-warlock Ronald Reagan, along with Siggy's dear doctor-aunt Lana, bound and gagged, captured by the evil man.
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  3. A contingent of knights in black armor were already engaging the golems, Siggy ran to join them.
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  5. "AY-MAX" shouted the little witch, as she threw fireballs at the candy golems and milk elementals.
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  7. The resulting smell of the globs that remained was terrible, just terrible.
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  9. Like poorly made butter and burnt sugar. Blegh! She commited not to do that again and fired up the other big gun in her spell arsenal.
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  11. "KHE-FA!" Siggy shouted, willing the air itself to punch a selacian with legs.
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  13. "KHE-FA KHE-FA KHE-FA KHE…" she shouted, taking down catmen and teddybears alike.
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  16. Siggy and the Forgotten Kingdom
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