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  4. >"What'd you pull me from class for, mom? We had a sub in trig and I had him calling me 'Mike Hunt', it's hilarious."
  5. >'I'm sure you'll live without those 'lulz', as you call them. I've actually just been saddled with some busy work, and I should be able to breeze through it with your help.'
  6. >"What're we doing?"
  7. >'The schools Animal Appreciation Club is selling plushes for a fundrasier. We just have to attach some stickers and price tags.'
  8. >The stickers say things like 'Huggable!', 'Soft!' and 'Grrr~!'
  9. >"Got it."
  10. >Anonymous places 'Soft!' and 'Squeeze me!' on his moms breasts
  11. >'..I meant the dolls, sweetheart.'
  12. >"Haha, that's silly, mom, I like both your boobs, I don't play favorites or name them."
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  14. >You will never wake up with your face cushioned in Celestia's soft chest, her bra-less breasts providing you with a warm and sweet-smelling pillow
  15. >Celestia will never be smiling softly down at you as she runs her fingers through your hair
  16. >Neither one of you will bring up how she visits your room every single night because of "nightmares"
  17. >She will never eventually invite you to just start sleeping in bed with her in her own bedroom so that you have more room to spread out on her queen-sized mattress
  18. >You will never spoon Celestia from behind as you sleep, hands clasped together around her belly
  19. >She will never feel your cock pressing firmly against her ass
  20. >A smile will never form on her face as her hands tight around yours
  21. >"Just according to keikaku."
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  23. >"You take him to the park."
  24. >>"No, YOU take him to the park."
  25. >"I'm busy, Luna, and I took him last time."
  26. >>"Well, I had a long night and I want to relax."
  27. >"You can relax after you're done with Anon!"
  28. >>"Celestia, PLEASE. I'll owe you a favour, alright? Please put up with it for just half an hour."
  29. >You are Anon, and you are doing your best to focus on that little toy chariot you've got.
  30. >Maybe if you think hard enough about the way the tiny pony riding your toy moves her arms when the wheels turn, you can block out the sound of your aunt and mom and pretend that they aren't arguing about who has to spend time with you.
  31. >You hear your mom sigh, and a hoof gently pokes you in the shoulder.
  32. >"C'mon, sunshine," says Celestia, sounding a little bit peeved, "Let's get a move on, alright? Mommy needs to be back in the palace for a diplomatic meeting in an hour."
  33. >You hesitate at the sound of her voice
  34. >Now that your mom doesn't sound like she really wants to play with you, you aren't sure if you want to go to the park any more.
  35. >You just sorta... want to go back to your room now.
  36. >Apparently you took too long to answer, because your mom speaks up again, and this time her voice is in a much more stern, more annoyed tone.
  37. >"Let's GO."
  38. >You scamper to your feet and, clutching the toy chariot in your hands like a security blanket, silently follow your mom as she trots out the door.
  39. >Your aunt, still in the room, remains completely silent as you leave.
  40. >...
  41. >They're busy.
  42. >They're having a stressful week, alright?
  43. >Your mom is dealing with a bunch of griffons who don't want to play nicely, and your aunt has had a rough string of nightmare-busting lately.
  44. >They're just grumpy because they're busy, right?
  45. >It's nothing you did, right?
  46. >They don't... regret taking you in you, do they
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  48. Herd Anon
  49.  
  50. >Be Iron Claw.
  51. >You're a griffon.
  52. >And if your team and you not the luckiest griffons in the land you don't know who is!
  53. >You actually nabbed the prince!
  54. >Celestia's bucking son!
  55. >There was only one guard and he cowered away as soon as your team threatened him!
  56. >The the prince himself basically just came with you!
  57. >Only thing the little tyke wanted was his toy chariot and toy Princess Amore and he just climbed right in the getaway chariot!
  58. >There was no chase, no dodging magic and arrows, NOTHING!
  59. >They just let you and your team escape!
  60. >Now you're back at your hideout your team high clawing eachother as you get the video crystal ready.
  61. >You left the other one back in the kid's room so they'd find it.
  62. >This payout is going to be GOOD!
  63. "Alright everyone, the crystal's ready masks on!"
  64. >You call as your team calms down and preps their mask.
  65. "Ready?"
  66. >A responding "Yeah" is your answer.
  67. >You light the crystal and see the other side and-
  68. "What the?"
  69. >It's still in his room?
  70. >It doesn't even look like anything was touched since you left with the kid.
  71. >No guards looking around, nothing.
  72. >You shut off the crystal.
  73. >At this point you feel a poke at your side and look down at the kid.
  74. >"Um, sorry to disturb you but I figured you should know it's probably going to be a bit until you get a answer Miss griffon."
  75. >You stare down at him as he avoids your glance and scuffs the floor with a shoe.
  76. "And why's that? They gonna make a rescue attempt first!?"
  77. >"No. They just won't notice." He says as he begins to fiddle with the toy but you just barely her something about "-care."
  78.  
  79. >You sit down and motion for him to go away with a claw.
  80. >He listens and goes to a corner to play.
  81. >Why is that crystal not in guard or Celestia's hooves?
  82. >Why is that kid so calm about all of this?
  83. >And finally, why in the Tartarus weren't you and your team attacked!?
  84. >It's not like any of you were quiet, you all went through a window!
  85. >You rub your temples for a bit.
  86. >Ivan puts a claw on your side.
  87. >"Hey, maybe she's of super busy? Who know, maybe a super big war is of coming or something?" He says trying to cheer you up.
  88. >You hear the kid mumble but can't make out what he said.
  89. "Don't hold your tongue kid, if something is happening I'd love to know."
  90. >He looks up from his chariot toy and speaks up.
  91. >"She's teaching her Twilight right now." He says before looking back down.
  92. >...
  93. >What?
  94. >"Is this of code used by princess?" Ivan ask.
  95. >"No sir." He says not even looking from the chariot.
  96. >"Is 'Twilight' some super magic golem that can learn?" Iron Wing ask.
  97. >"No." He again says not looking from the toy.
  98. >"Is 'Twilight' some super weapon, and by 'teaching' you mean programming?" Quick Claws ask tilting his head.
  99. >"No." Is again the answer.
  100. >Having enough of the guessing game you outright ask him.
  101. "Well, who or what is 'Twilight'."
  102. >He quits playing and seems to hang his head a bit lower.
  103. >"She's Celestia's personal student, she's supposedly got alot of potential for magic. So Celestia teaches her." He says as his eyes well up a bit. "And plays with her, and hugs her, and enjoys spending time with her, and flies her around the castle, and lays her down to bed, a-and kisses her goodnight, a-and... and loves her, everything she nev-" Just as tears are about to fall he's interrupted by the 'ding' of the crystal.
  104.  
  105. >Quickly you all put your mask on and you activate it.
  106. >You see a curious princess Celestia who is investigating the crystal before looking at you through the magic screen.
  107. >"Oh, and who might you be?" She ask tilting her head.
  108. >You stare at her calm expression in confusion for a bit before shaking your head and preparing your muffled voice.
  109. "Our names don't matter, what matters is we have your son. Deliver two million bits to the Everfree Forest by tonight or else we-"
  110. >"Princess? Priiiinceeeesss! Are you in here?" A purple filly calls before poking her head into the room.
  111. >"Yes Twilight, I am right here." Celestia calls back.
  112. >"Are you still going to read me that story about Nightmare Moon?" The filly ask excitedly.
  113. >"Yes I will be right there!" She calls back with a chuckle.
  114. >She looks back at the screen with a uncaring face.
  115. >"Equestria doesn't negotiate with terrorists, I can't just give you that much bits, blah blah blah, anything else? As you can tell I'm a very busy mare." She says in a monotone voice.
  116. >You all just stand there unsure of what's going on until you hear slight sobbing behind yourselfs.
  117. >You turn your heads to see the Anon crying a bit.
  118. >"I-I, I love you mo-"
  119. >"Princess? Are you done yet?" The fillies voice calls.
  120. >"Yeah, I'm coming now Twilight sunshine!" Is the last you all hear as the crystal turns off.
  121. >...
  122. >You just stand there shocked by what just happened.
  123. >Turning around you see Ivan comforting the prince who is curled up now full on crying while repeating "Why?" Through hiccups and tears.
  124. >"It is of okays. Is not yours fault. You is loved." Ivan says as he wraps his wings around him pulling him close as he cries out.
  125. >Iron Wing just throws his mask to the floor and walks out.
  126. >Quick has taken to rubbing the kid's back as he cries into Ivan's chest fluff.
  127. >You just stand there.
  128. >You don't think you want ransom money anymore, even if you were not getting it anyway.
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  130. >Griffons take pity on Anon and decide it wouldn't be right to bring him back to... THAT.
  131. >Decide to take him to a mother who TRULY loves her children.
  132. >After all, happy children, happy army.
  133. >Skip years later.
  134. >Celestia has basically forgotten Anon.
  135. >That is until she sees a familiar human at the royal wedding.
  136. >He's dressed in a black suit with a green under coat.
  137. >Celestia just barely remembers him but doesn't understand why.
  138. >He sticks to Chrysalis's plan and claims to be a close friend to Cadence's and is of royal descent.
  139. >Celestia buys it, she's met many royals after all.
  140. >If Anon had any moral doubts about the attack it's gone when Celestia fails to even remember her own 'son'.
  141. >The attack goes as the show portrays but Anon is captured instead of being sent flying like the changelings after guards saw him fighting with the changelings.
  142. >Anon's spite for Twilight increases after the only caring thing he had in his life was torpedoed off because of her.
  143. >Anon is interrogated and he tells his past and why he is with Chrysalis.
  144. >How does Celestia, Luna or Twilight react?
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  146. >You will never snuggle up with mom and aunt Luna on horse-Christmas morning as you open up presents
  147. >"Look at that! Santa Mare got you hoofie pyjamas!"
  148. "Mom, please stop with the 'Santa Mare' thing; I'm 24. And on top of that, I'm too old for ho-footie pyjamas."
  149. >Your aunt lightly cuffs you upside the head for being rude, but your mom doesn't seem to notice.
  150. >Instead, she just takes a sip of her tea and smiles patiently at you, just as she always has.
  151. >"Nonsense, dear. When you get to be as old as I am, little things like a few decade's difference in age mean nothing at all; you could be 240 instead of 24, and it would make very little difference to me."
  152. >With a flash of light, your clothes are gone and you find yourself clad in a giant onesie.
  153. >Predictably, it's in the image of a pony, and it has fake wings and a stiff cloth horn stitched onto the back and head, respectively.
  154. >Now, you won't say that it was modeled after Celestia.
  155. >But you can't say that it WASN'T modeled after Celestia.
  156. >Speaking of, your large horse-mom is clopping her hooves together in delight.
  157. >"How adorable! Luna!"
  158. >Celestia reaches across your lap and taps your aunt on the horse-knee.
  159. >"Lulu, get the camera!"
  160. >She wraps her forehooves around your waist and tugs you into her lap.
  161. >"Quick, before he squirms away!"
  162. >Jesus.
  163. >You know, the idea that your mom's so old that she doesn't see 24-year-old you as any different from 2.4-year-old you explains... just about everything in your life.
  164. >Celestia nuzzles the top of your head while your aunt Luna leaps to her feet and excitedly scampers out of the room; presumably to fetch her camera.
  165. >"Oh, sunshine! I can't wait to turn this photo into a postcard that we can send to your cousin Cadence!"
  166. >...fuck.
  167. >"And I'll bet Twilight wouldn't mind receiving a card from us too!"
  168. >FUCK.
  169. >This isn't at all what you wanted!
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  171. >"Oh um...r-rise with the day, my sunshine...i-if that's ok with you."
  172. >Mom...?
  173. >'CORRECT, NEPHEW-DARLING! SHE IS YOUR MOTHER, AND WE ARE YOUR AUNT.'
  174. >....
  175. >'Uhh, thous mustn't dawdle whilest the day is still young, Darling-Nephew! You've a full day of 'relations' scheduled with us!.'
  176. >"..R-Rarity, I thought we're just supposed to distract him while they cleaned out his room?"
  177. >'Hush, Fluttershy, we play our cards right and we could receive boops. Royal boops.'
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  179. >"P-Princess Celestia, Anonymous, I don't think there's kissing in this scene.."
  180. >"Heh, wow, kind of exci-, OK, yeah, scene definitely doesn't call for...that, either."
  181. >"Alright, everypony, we'll take 5 while our lead's um..get their lines right."
  182. >'OH YOU DO THAT LIKE A PRO, SUNSHINE.'
  183. >"Aaaand we're briskly trotting to the craft services table...just drown out your teacher being railed by her son, Twilight..."
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  185. >Your mom will never mod a dating sim to include a character who looks and acts exactly like you do
  186. >This will never be a subconscious thing, and Celestia will never realize that she's lusting after her own adopted son
  187. >She will never make sure to meticulously add in romance and sex scenes whenever the game allows her to
  188. >From getting her ass eaten out behind the gym to lovingly staring into his eyes as he enters her sopping horse-vagina, the new character branch Celestia adds to the game will never be filled with as much perversion as she can stuff it with
  189.  
  190. "Mom?"
  191. >Celestia doesn't look away from the monitor
  192. >"What is it, Sunshine?"
  193. >With a flurry of clicks, the character on-screen (who looks almost exactly like you) blushes and covers his face.
  194. >Below him, a dialogue box opens up.
  195. >>"I mean," it says, "I've always had a thing for... maternal woman, you know..."
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  197. I want Celestia to find her son's l-lewd writing that features him and her
  198.  
  199. >Accidentally misplaces a rough draft of his work
  200. >Ends up in mom's paperwork
  201. >Passes through the hands of staff & students alike
  202. >Anon & his mother become aware of this at different points in the day
  203. >Anon's taking a leak when he hears whispering behind him
  204. >Some guys are congregated around the sinks looking at something
  205. >"..Ok, but like, I mean, if YOUR mom was that hot, you would too, right?"
  206. >WEW
  207. >Mom's in a staff meeting and ofcourse there's some girl talk taking place
  208. >"All I'm saying is if he were MY son..he wouldn't have to ask. Strong, caring boy like that..i-it gives me tingles.."
  209. >"Whoever the author is...we need to find them and ask for more Bnonymous x Salsalita loving.."
  210. >PFFSPSPPT
  211. >Mom spits out her coffee
  212. >"Ooh, you liked what you heard over there too, Cel?"
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  214. "I have to go to work, mom."
  215. >"Nonsense, sweetheart. Your job is to stay in the castle and be mommy's cuddlebug!"
  216. "My boss won't like to hear that."
  217. >"Well thankfully, a very pretty and very soft princess contacted your boss and told him that you were needed elsewhere today."
  218.  
  219. "Why would Luna do that?"
  220. >Hfw
  221.  
  222. >Luna wakes up very briefly to sneeze
  223. >Her ears feel inexplicably warm and for some reason, she feels weirdly appreciated
  224.  
  225. >As your mother stares you down you are caught off guard when you feel a tug on the back of your shirt.
  226. >You are dragged away as you turn to se your aunt dragging you away with her teeth.
  227. >"Tuh nepew is mah snuggah burddy." Aunt Luna says through a mouthful of shirt.
  228. >Your mother sighs as you are dragged away.
  229. >"This is why you don't complement your aunt while she's asleep." She says shaking her head. "You'll just have to work snuggle overtime for me tonight."
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  231. I bet Dad has funny stories about when Uncle Artie was in his edge phase
  232.  
  233. >"Hey, sport, did I ever tell you about the time your uncle here-"
  234. >Your dad nods over to uncle Artemis, who has stopped raising his mug of cider and is peering curiously at you and your dad.
  235. >"-blew a chunk out of his moon?"
  236. >Beside you, your uncle suddenly launches into a coughing fit as his half-empty mug clatters to the ground.
  237. >It seems that he had chosen the exact wrong moment to decide to continue drinking his cider.
  238. >Your dad barks out a laugh and reaches across the table to roughly pat uncle Artemis on the withers.
  239. >Your uncle is left with his entire front dripping with frothy cider and a slightly crazed look in his eye
  240. >>" 'Tis a forswear!!" croaks your uncle as he finally gets his breathing under control, "Thine treacherous father speaks not but fool's words and trickery!"
  241. >Your dad just grins cockily at your uncle.
  242. >"Uh-huh," he says, sounding smug, "So, if I were to cast a certain illusion-breaking spell and aimed it right at the night sky..."
  243. >Solaris's horn lights up and he raises his eyebrows at his brother challengingly.
  244. >Your uncle meets his gaze, but breaks after just a few seconds.
  245. >>"Alright, alright," uncle Artemis grumbles, "Settle thee down, brother."
  246. >You give your uncle a moment to magic himself up a fresh mug of cider and to collect himself.
  247. >>"We wast nary a colt, mine nephew, and hadst our own curiosity tickled by whispers."
  248. >He takes a steadying drag and stares out the open window, glaring openly at his moon.
  249. >>"We... mayhaps bethought our moon truly WAS made out of cheese. And so... we took a chunk out of it and brought it down to examine."
  250. >You burst out laughing, making your uncle bristle.
  251. >>"T'was but a small piece, nephew!"
  252. >"You nearly crushed our old castle, Artie."
  253. >Uncle Artemis gestures wildly with his forelegs, nearly knocking his mug off of the table for a second time.
  254. >>"And t'would feed the kingdom for years, were it truly cheese! Mine logic was sound!"
  255. >You sit back and watch while they argue good-naturedly
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  257. >"Oh, mom~"
  258. >Stars and Void, that's Anon!
  259. >"F-Fuck!"
  260. >Your foal is in distress!
  261. >Your paddle your widdle hooves like you're swimming as fast as you can, as you desperately try to find your adopted son's dream-bubble.
  262. >You begin to move forward at the blistering speed of... half your normal walking pace.
  263. >But there's no time to think clearly and navigate the dreamscape like a normal pony; your precious Anon is having a nightmare!
  264. >You eventually reach his bubble, guided by the instincts of your temporary cutie mark.
  265. >You swear, the second your former student isn't looking, you'll switch that Glimmer mare's cutie mark with a cutie mark of your hoofprint.
  266. >Your heart is just breaking hearing all the pained moaning and groaning Anon is making, and you dive into his dream without thinking.
  267. >"Mom!"
  268. >>"Anon! Oh, Stars and Void, you're so big!"
  269. >"I-I'm gonna cum!"
  270. >>"Inside! Do it inside, Sunshine!"
  271. >...
  272. >This isn't a nightmare.
  273. >This isn't a nightmare at all.
  274. >"Why... why are there two of you, mom?"
  275. >Fuck.
  276. >>"Ever hear of a threesome, sweet thing?"
  277. >FUCK.
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  279. >"Y-YOU SHALL HAVE MUCH TO ANSWER FOR, SISTER!"
  280. >'The hell is all that racke-..Auntie?'
  281. >"Ah, Nephew! Praise be to Tartarus you have happened upon u-"
  282. >'OOOH I AM JUST GOING TO HUG YOU AND CUDDLE YOU SO MUUUCH!'
  283.  
  284. >"Put us down or feel the wrath of the moon!"
  285. "Does that incluuuude... Tummy raspberries!"
  286. >You dive your head onto your tiny aunt's tiny tummy and begin to blow.
  287. >"N-Nay! HAHA- L-Let us- Ha!- Let us go! Sister! Help!"
  288. >As you continue your assault on her belly you hear the door creak open.
  289. >"Luna!? What's goin-" A high pitched familiar voice ask.
  290. >Looking up from your aunt's belly you see something that nearly makes your heart stop.
  291. "Mom, you are so... cute! Come 'er!"
  292. >"Nonononono!" Your tiny mom says as she tries her best to run barely gaining traction on the tiled floor forgetting her wings. "Luna you traitor! You led me to a trap!"
  293. >Your mother says just as she gains traction to run as you chase her.
  294. >"Yes creature! Get thy mother and leave us!" Luna yells as you chase your mother her in tow.
  295. "Leave you? But then I won't be able to find you when I catch tiny mom."
  296. >"What!? Why would thee need two!?" Luna says as she begins to kick her legs in a feeble struggle.
  297. "Because i have two cheeks for two cute little poners!"
  298. >"Ha! You're not getting out for your betrayal!"
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  300. I like to think that Anon can hold his liquor rather well but that because of Luna and Celestia being alicorns they are very resistant to its effects. While Anon can drink almost any normal pony under the table Luna still considers him a light weight in comparison. They count bottles of alcohol like normal people count their beers.
  301.  
  302. "Okay, now I'm starting to relax.'
  303. >"How much have you had so far sunshine?"
  304. >You don't want to do this right now.
  305. >You just want to relax with good company and good drinks.
  306. >Before you can react, your bottle is covered in blue magic and lifted away.
  307. >"Almost a quarter of a bottle. Unless this is the same one from last time. Did you just have two sips? At this rate you'll be out by half."
  308. >"Luna."
  309. >You stand and grab your bottle away from her.
  310. "Some of us enjoy savoring their drinks. Not every night needs to be drink till you pass out day."
  311. >"Then why do you pass out every time you drink with us?"
  312. >"Luna! That's enough. Besides he doesn't pass out everytime he drinks with us."
  313. >That's enough of that.
  314. >You stand up, grab your bottle and one or two more.
  315. "Fuck this then. I'm going to drink with the guards."
  316. >"Make sure they bring you back to your room when you pass out."
  317. >"Luna!"
  318.  
  319. All he has to do to assert dominance is boop.
  320. It causes alicorns to experience a temporary euphoric disorienting sensation.
  321. Like how those divers turn sharks on their backs.
  322.  
  323. >Having enough of the banter you swiftly move forward across the table and boop Auntie's unprotected snout.
  324. >The affects is instant as she shuts off her magic having lost focus and slinging her hooves to her now scrunched muzzle.
  325. >You luckily are able to catch your drink before it hits the table.
  326. >As you take a swig from it Luna stares at you wide eyed while she hides her muzzle.
  327. >"D-Did you just... your own aunt?"
  328. "Yeah."
  329. >You say taking another drink of your liquor.
  330. "I'll do it again too."
  331. >Surprisingly her eyes seem to get bigger.
  332. >"S-Sister! Did thee not see what thy sone has done to us!?" Luna says waving a hoof at your mother while protecting her muzzle with the other.
  333. >"Oh I saw." Mom says taking a drink of her own liquor.
  334. >"Will you not do anything!?" Luna demands at your mother who refuses to look at her.
  335. >"No I will not, I warned you one day he would get big enough to boop you one good time." She says before finally looking at her in a scolding manner. "Besides, you want to talk and treat my baby like a full grown stallion expect him to act like one. You've been harassing him about how much he drinks for weeks, eventually enough becomes enough. Now act like the grown mare you were a few seconds ago and own up."
  336. >Finished with her scolding mom goes back to drinking.
  337. >After staring at her for a bit more Luna puts back both her hooves to the table and stares at her drinks.
  338. >After a bit of that she gets up and trots to your side.
  339. >"Nephew." Your aunt says gaining your attention as you turn your head to look at her. "I'd like to say I- BOOP!" She says quickly swinging a wing forward and booping you on the nose.
  340. >"Hahaha! We hath reclaimed our honor!" Auntie yells galloping down the hall laughing like a mad mare.
  341. >After rubbing your nose a bit you realize what happened.
  342. "Get back here and take your boopings like a mare!"
  343. >You yell as you rush down the hall chasing after your aunt.
  344. >Back at the table mom giggles to herself.
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  346. bye mom, don't have too much fine while I'm at work
  347.  
  348. >Celestia sighs and waves Anon off with a hoof.
  349. >"I'll try NOT to, sunshine," she grumbles, putting her head in her hooves.
  350. >Celestia watches her adopted son leave the room before reluctantly turning back to all the pieces of paper on her desk.
  351. >Fines.
  352. >Fines for stealing cake; fines for trying to claim a bakery's day's-worth of production; fines for impersonating a chef to sneak into a bakery's kitchen; fines for littering when she dropped all her cake when she got caught escaping a bakery.
  353. >This is ANON'S fault for baking such damn fine cakes down at his job at the bakery!
  354. >None of this would have ever happened if Anon just agreed to make treats for his own mother at home.
  355. >If Anon didn't want her stealing from him at work, then maybe he shouldn't have agreed with that stupid doctor about her sugar intake!
  356. >Why is life so harrrrd?===========================================================================================================================
  357. >Be Anon.
  358. >Mom may not really give you much attention since her student Twilight showed up but you know she still loves you, so you love her.
  359. >That griffon thing was just her thinking ahead.
  360. >Equestria doesn't negotiate with terrorists and those griffons were kind in the end.
  361. >Mr. Ivan even gave you his crystal number for 'If you ever need someone to of talks to' or 'To just of gets away from it's all'.
  362. >Iron Claw was a bit reluctant to drop you back off at the castle though.
  363. >"A growing child shouldn't be put through THAT!" Was what she said.
  364. >You didn't know what she meant though, mom still loves you even if she didn't show it right then.
  365. >Or lately…
  366. >But you'll fix that!
  367. >Today is mother's day, and you're going to make mom the best cake ever!
  368. >The royal chef Sweet Icing is even helping you!
  369. >Though, she's only helping with the ingredient amounts.
  370. >"She'll love it more if it's in your image, I know I would if my colt made me a cake." Is what she told you when you were trying to pick some pans for the ingredients to go into.
  371. >Right now they're cooking and you're not sure you picked the right ones to go atop each other perfectly.
  372. >But again, it's alright, you and Sweet are sure she'll love it so long as it's from you.
  373. >You hope...
  374. >No... no hoping! You know she will, mommy loves you, you know she does.
  375. >As you and Sweet slowly pull out the first cake layer with her magic you look up to her.
  376. "What kind of icing should we put on it miss Sweet? Chocolate, vanilla, banana?"
  377. >Sweet giggles.
  378. >"It's a cake from you, the icing is the part that you'll have to work on. You can do almost anything with icing, put designs on it, or have it plane, the icing is all about what you make it." She says tapping a hoof to your chest.
  379. >She's right.
  380. >You'll make the best icing designs ever for mommy!
  381. >You get to work slowly putting the icing on gently with every movement.
  382.  
  383. >As you put more and more on you slowly do more complex things, you even put suns on it with light coming down from them.
  384. >In the end after all the layers are on you look at your work.
  385. >It… it doesn't look all that bad.
  386. >”My my, that looks very good Anon, you've got a real knack for this kind of thing dear.” Sweet says admiring the cake.
  387. “Really?”
  388. >You ask barely containing the excitement in your voice.
  389. >”Mhmm, with a bit of work you could be one of the best chefs in Equestria. Now, how about I help you bring this to Celestia?” She says lifting the pallet with her magic.
  390. >You smile and nod as you two walk to mom's room.
  391. >You can't help but have a little skip in your step at the excitement of seeing your mom's happy face.
  392. >But once you reach the door and open it that excitement is gone.
  393. >”You did very wonderful Twilight, truly this is the most beautiful cake I've ever seen." Mom says as she hugs Twilight.
  394. >”Thank you princess!”
  395. >You look at the cake and realize each of her layers are based on Equestrian history.
  396. >Tirek, Discord, Changelings, so on so forth.
  397. >”Um, princess.” Sweet says gaining your mother's attention. “Sorry to interrupt you but your Anon made you something for mother's day."
  398. >As she looks at your cake you can't help but find the carpet to be very interesting.
  399. >”It's, um… very nice. Please place it on the counter on your way out.” She says with a wave of her hoof.
  400. >Although Sweet wants to say something she simply nods and says “Yes my princess.”
  401. >You both do as she says Sweet placing the cake on the princess’s counter as you leave the room.
  402. >As you go to walk back to your room you're stopped by a hoof.
  403. >Looking back you see Sweet’s eyes looking back at you.
  404. >”Anon dear, how about instead of going to your room I teach you how to cook more?” Sweet ask with a smile.
  405. >Her look is caring and warm as she stares at you.
  406. >Something you don't normally get.
  407.  
  408. >As you look at her in a awe like state you smile yourself and nod.
  409. >Sweet’s smile seems to get bigger.
  410. >”Well let's go.” She says leading you down the hallway. “By the way, have you ever been told you the FULL story of a changelings?”
  411. “The full story?”
  412. >”Yes, the full story, from both sides, not just the ponies. Not many people know it.”
  413. >Huh, you never did here the changeling’s side.
  414. “No you haven't told me that story miss Sweet.”
  415. >She surrounds you and herself in a sound dampening sphere.
  416. >”Okay, I'll tell you then, but you can never tell your mother or anyone I told you this story, your mother doesn't like anyone knowing it.”
  417. >That sounds weird, but Sweet is your friend.
  418. “Okay, I won't tell anyone miss Sweet.”
  419. >She giggles.
  420. >”Please, only strangers call me that. Call me, queen Chrysalis.” She says as she stares at you, eyes flashing green.
  421. >A strange feeling washes over you and you feel something else take over.
  422. “Yes queen Chrysalis.”
  423.  
  424. [Bad End]
  425.  
  426. >”You did very wonderful Twilight, truly this is the most beautiful cake I've ever seen." Mom says as she hugs Twilight.
  427. >”Thank you princess!”
  428. >You look at the cake and realize each of her layers are based on Equestrian history.
  429. >Tirek, Discord, Changelings, so on so forth.
  430. >”Um, princess.” Sweet says gaining your mother's attention. “Sorry to interrupt you but your Anon made you something for mother's day."
  431. >As she looks at your cake you can't help but find the carpet to be very interesting.
  432. >”Anonymous made that?” Your mother ask.
  433. >”Yes he did, he put a lot of work into it ma'am.” Sweets says levitating the cake to your mother.
  434. >Celestia takes it into her magical grasp and looks it over.
  435. >You can't help but expect her to be disappointed with it, especially after seeing Twilight's.
  436. >”Anonymous come here dear.” Mom says still inspecting the cake and waving to Sweet politely to leave.
  437. >You slowly trudge forward towards her still looking down.
  438. >So when a wing wraps you in a hug you are surprised.
  439. >”This is very beautiful dear, the fact you did this without magic is quite amazing.” She says as she holds you close with her wing.
  440. >As the shock wears off you hug her back.
  441. “Anything for you mommy, I love you.”
  442. >”And I love you too dear, never forget that.” She says lowering her head down and kissing you on the forehead before releasing you.
  443. >”Oh, as for your creation magic test grade Twilight, A+ you did very well.”
  444. >What?
  445. “Creation magic?”
  446. >Twilight nods happily.
  447.  
  448. >”Mhmm, I could never make something like this normally, I'm not too good at cooking.” Twilight says with a small chuckle.
  449. >You can't help but feel silly.
  450. >Of course that was a magic test, why would Twilight make your mom a cake for mother's day? She has a mother.
  451. >”Now that that's out of the way, how’s about you, Twilight, and I go out to eat, cake is a dessert after all.”
  452. >You and Twilight both smile up at her.
  453. “Okay mommy!”
  454. >”That sounds fun princess, but can my mommy come too?” Twilight ask.
  455. >”Of course dear, I could never keep you away from your mother on mother's day.”
  456. >Twilight hugs your mom and mumbles a “Thank you.”
  457. >Today was a good day.
  458.  
  459. [Good end]
  460. ===========================================================================================================================
  461. I want Anon to try and explain vidya to mom
  462. >Holds the controller upside down in her magic
  463. >Leans in whatever direction she wants her character to move
  464. >"Luna, you simply must give Anon's joystick a try!"
  465. >'...W-With you in the room?'
  466. >"Ye-, what no, Luna, I meant his video game."
  467.  
  468. >Celestia leans in close
  469. >Presses her tuft against Anon's head
  470. >Wraps a wing around his shoulders
  471. >"Why don't you teach mommy how to play your game? I just love spending time alone with you, Sunshine~"
  472. >Anon begins to sweat as he tries to focus on the game
  473.  
  474. >You are Anon of the far-off year of 10 minutes later, and you are sitting in your horsemom's lap
  475. >You can barely hear the noises of your video game; partly because your head is surrounded by your mom's thick, sweet-smelling tuft, and partly because you sure as shit aren't devoting all of your attention to this dumb electronic thing
  476. >Your mom has her rear legs hooked around your own, and her forelegs are wrapping around your chest, holding you tightly against her barrel
  477. >Between the loving nuzzle to the top of your head and the way she's gently rocking the two of you back and forth, you almost - ALMOST - don't notice it when the magical glow around the game controller dims ever-so-slightly, and the zipper on your shorts lights up a golden yellow
  478. >"Have I ever told you how much I love you, sweetheart?"
  479. >Celestia presses a kiss onto your untidy mop of hair.
  480. >"You know I'd do anything for you, right?"
  481. >The sound of your zipper unzipping, despite your ears being muffled in your mom's tuft, somehow sounds incredibly loud to you.
  482. >"Anything~"
  483.  
  484. >"Have you seen The Princess? Daycourt is to be starting soon."
  485. >'Her and The Prince are bonding over some thing called videeyo gaymz. It was fairly raucous in there a few moments ago but they seem to have quieted down.'
  486. >"Hmm, just the same I'd better peek in to remind her."
  487. >'I uh wouldn't do that.'
  488. >"Why, is there something about these 'videeyo gaymz' I should kn-, SWEET TARTARUS, NO!"
  489. >'Told you..'
  490. >"W-what manner of game involves being hilt-deep in your own mother?"
  491. >'I dunno, hold on, they left some titles out here incase I got bored..'
  492. >'Hmm..might've been 'Pitfall' or 'Dig Dug'."
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  494. >"Hey, sweetie~"
  495. >You feel two warm masses envelop the sides of your head before you feel your mother's hands come to a rest on your shoulders.
  496. >The soft tit-flesh presses firmly against your cheeks, and the smell of lavender fills your nose.
  497. >"What are you up to?"
  498. >You open your mouth to speak, but you find your tongue suddenly dry; the best you manage to a mix between a mutter and a gulp.
  499. >Your mom chuckles indulgently - almost huskily - and leans into you.
  500. >Celestia's fingers dig into your shoulders, gently giving you a massage.
  501. >Your hands, now beginning to sweat, nearly lose their grip on your game controller.
  502. >"Ahh, playing that video game again, hmm? Didn't you promise to teach me how to play?"
  503. >Celestia's hands move from your shoulders and sloooowly slide down your arms, caressing your skin almost sensually.
  504. >The movement of her arms causes them to press against the outside of her breasts; you barely keep yourself from moaning as your mom's warm tits press even more firmly against your cheeks.
  505. >Your erection is nearing dangerous levels.
  506. >Finally, your mom's hands come to a rest over your own as you try to keep a firm hold on the molded piece of plastic.
  507. >"If I do well," purrs Celestia, "Will you give me a reward, Sunshine?"
  508. >You can feel her quickening heartbeat as your mom's breathing nearly hitches.
  509. >"And can I choose what I get?"
  510. ===========================================================================================================================
  511. I wanna stroke that ass like I'm a Bond villian and she's a cat.
  512. >"T-This isn't very becoming of a Prince, you know!"
  513. >'You know, Auntie said the same thing until I had her 'becoming', too.'
  514. >'Relax, mom. I don't mean to hASSle you or make you the butt of any joke.' He says while pinching a cheek
  515. >"I love you so much, sunshine."
  516. >'Hmm?'
  517. >"I said don't think you're going to be making a habit out of this, young man."
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  519. >Anonymous goes under for a small operation
  520. >Wisdom teeth/appendix removal/Hangnail
  521. >Has all the nurses fawning over him
  522. >"Poor dear, he hasn't stopped going on about his mother and aunt since he woke."
  523. >All they're able to decipher is mom this, auntie that
  524. >He's actually telling them the dreams he had about them while on the anesthetic
  525. >"My mom's tits, man......they're like...fuuuuuuuuuuuuck.."
  526. >"An-..And my aunt..godddddddddddd she's so cuuuuuuuuuuute.."
  527. >Doctor tells them Anonymous should be on a diet of mostly liquid/fluid the next day or two
  528. >'Oh he will get his fill of fluids from us, Dr. Yes, he shall...'
  529. >'Sister, say it with me- flewwwids...fluuuuidsszzah..'
  530. "Luna, put the respirator back on Anonymous."
  531. >'Nobody cared who I was until I put on the mashk..'
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  533. >Wallflower Forgetmenot has her eyes on Anon
  534. >Doesn't know the extent of his relationship with his mother & aunt
  535. >Just that he's close to them
  536. >Confronts the pair in the hall while Anon's acting as his mom's aide
  537. "Skidaddle skidoodle, yall gonna forget shit!"
  538. >Kablam.intro
  539. >The two look dumbfounded as Wallflower grins triumphantly
  540. >Now Anon is hers to mold into the perfect boyfri-
  541. >'Pardon me, Miss, are you perhaps a student here? You don't look old enough to be faculty.'
  542. "A-Anonymous, I..."
  543. >'Uhh, not you, whoever you are. I was talking to her.'
  544. >Mom blushes
  545. >"Ohohoho~ S-Stop it, you..." She says twirling a lock of hair
  546. >Wallflower angrily repeats the memory erasure ritual and each time it's the same
  547. >'Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do I have to walk by again?'
  548. "FUCK YOU!"
  549. >'How bout we play army? I lie down my arms and you blow the fuck out of me.'
  550. "WORK, DAMNIT, WORK!!!!"
  551. >'So I just need some milk for this cereal and then I ran into you...'
  552. ===========================================================================================================================
  553. Gee Anon, how come you get to have two mommies?
  554.  
  555. It's uh, I mean it has it's moments, but one is enough.
  556. >"My sweetheart would you please tell this bipedal nightmare elbows on the table is bad manners?"
  557. >'Anonymous, baby? Would you please put her plate on the ground? Animals at the table isn't very hygenic..'
  558. >"Oh you're going to get it you hoofless slut.."
  559. >'Try me, Flicka.'
  560.  
  561. Meanwhile Pony!Luna and Human!Luna get along rather well
  562.  
  563. and both are weirdly attracted to their opposite-species nephews
  564.  
  565. >Human!Luna shyly asks your Aunt what you're like
  566. >"You needn't ask us, he is right there."
  567. >She smiles and tries to stifle her giggles
  568. >'He is looking at us~'
  569. "Awww, you both do the 'ye olden speak', that's cute."
  570. >'Y-you too..'
  571.  
  572. >Hey Luna while they're distracted do you want to help me break into my nephew's room so we can huff his used sweaty underwear?
  573. >Yea Verily
  574. ===========================================================================================================================
  575. >Be Celestia.
  576. >You're doing some paperwork.
  577. >As you're working you notice your son Anon peeking through the door.
  578. >You've been somewhat worried about him lately.
  579. >He's been shy and skittish around you lately.
  580. >Avoiding eye contact, short while talking, hiding in his room when possible.
  581. >Even at dinner, when he's normally talkative, he's now quite and barely eats.
  582. >His grades have gotten better, but if the trade was him becoming this, you'll take poorer grades.
  583. >You take off your reading glasses and look up at your son causing him to jump and hide away.
  584. “It's alright Sunshine, I'm free right now.”
  585. >You say using your magic to open the door.
  586. >You're really busy actually, but your son comes before snobby nobles trying to get into the royal funds.
  587. >He slowly walks in keeping his eyes on the ground, as if he looked at you it'd make you angry.
  588. >You really need to get to the bottom of this.
  589. >He goes to sit in the chair across from you but your magic stops him.
  590. “Oh no you don't.”
  591. >You say playfully as you hop out of the chair you were doing paperwork in, to sit on the couch off to the side.
  592. >After you're good and comfortable you place him next to you.
  593. “Now, what is it you want to talk about dear?”
  594. >”Nothing, I was just checking on you.” He says still looking down.
  595. >It can never be easy can it?
  596. “Anonymous dear, what have I said about lying?”
  597. >You say forcing a stern voice.
  598. >You hate to be stern with him, especially right now, but sometimes that's the only way to get through some topics.
  599. >”That it gets nowhere and the only ones who get through life lying is filthy nobles." He says looking ashamed.
  600. >Okay, maybe you shouldn't have said that last bit, but still.
  601. “That's right, now what's the matter?”
  602.  
  603. >He fiddles with his hands for a bit before finally looking at you.
  604. >”Do you ever wish you didn't take me in?” He ask his eyes full of sadness.
  605. >You're caught off guard by the question and can't help but recoil.
  606. “Of course not, why would I ever wish something like that?”
  607. >”It's just, I can't do magic, I'm no good at politics, I can't cook, I'm useless.” He says looking ashamed of himself.
  608. “Oh Sunshine, you're not-"
  609. >”But I am!” He yells, tears forming in his eyes. “I'm completely useless, not like Twilight, I'm not even a pony! I'm just some ugly alien ap-"
  610. >You slap him with the back of your wing making him stop his rant.
  611. “Is that really what you think? That I wouldn't love you because you're not a pony?”
  612. >You ask, now a very real stern look on your face.
  613. >He nods, again looking at the floor.
  614. “Do you not love me?”
  615. >”Yes, you're my mommy!”
  616. “But I'm not a human, just some weird ugly alien pony.”
  617. >”No you're not! You're beautiful!”
  618. >You can't help but smile at the complement but you quickly regain your stern composure.
  619. “If a older human showed up and wanted to take you in, would you love them more than me?”
  620. >“Of course not!” He says hugging onto your side and staring directly into your eyes. “I love you and you're my only mommy! I'd never abandon you.”
  621. “And you're my only Sunshine, I'd never throw you away or stop loving you.”
  622. >”But Twilight-" You cut him off by wrapping your wing around his back.
  623. “Twilight isn't to replace you, she's a very gifted unicorn that I couldn't let go to waste, I do care for her, but not enough to replace you, my dear.”
  624. >Hearing this he nuzzles into your side.
  625. >”I'm sorry for doubting you mommy.” He says muffled through your fur.
  626. >You can't help but giggle at his silliness.
  627.  
  628. “And I'm sorry for making you feel as though you were replaced. Now, how’s about you help me finish up some paperwork work and then we'll go pester chef Sweet Frosting for some cake?”
  629. >He moves your wing to make a cocoon with a peek hole to see out of.
  630. “Okay!”
  631. >Again you giggle.
  632. >Your Sunshine is back to his normal glow.
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  634. Please at this point i dont think Anon could rape his mother even if he tried
  635.  
  636. His Aunt likes to get creative since she isn't as straight forward as mom at times
  637. >"..*coughNEPHEW*.."
  638. >'Uh, bless you, Auntie?'
  639. >"Oh! Ha ha! We did not see you there, nightsong!"
  640. >'..Auntie, I was already sitting here when you came in for breakfast.'
  641. >"Yes, the weather IS rather nice, isn't it? Nice enough to hold a party even."
  642. >"A party within our pantaloons."
  643. >'You don't wear pantaloons..'
  644. >"WE SHALL DON SOME FOR THE OCCASION AND YOU SHALL MOST CERTAINLY BE PRESENT FOR A NIGHT OF MERRIMENT AND CONSENSUAL CUDDLING!"
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  646. >Be Celestia.
  647. >You are currently holding your son back with your magic.
  648. >”Auntie, I am -so- sorry! I wasn't aiming for him, I promise!”
  649. >”Don't play coy~” Anon whispers in a sultry voice while staring at you with magic induced hearts in his eyes. “You can feel -true- love Cadence, you just helped me feel it~”
  650. >Cadence looks more uncomfortable as he says this, while trying his best to reach out for you.
  651. >You were pulled away from day court by a frantic Cadence telling you that she had messed up and did something to Anon she didn't mean to.
  652. >After demanding to know where he was and her telling you licked in your room you quickly teleported there to find your son rushing you.
  653. >Luckily you were able to stop him with some levitation magic and soon Cadence teleported her way here.
  654. >So now here you are with your love struck son levitating in your grasp as Cadence yelps off apologies.
  655. >”I really didn't mean for this Celestia! It was a mist-"
  656. “Fix, him.”
  657. >You say trying to stay as calm as possible.
  658. >”I was just trying to play a prank, I didn't think I charged the spell this much, I thought he'd just be really cuddly and-" You cut her off not wanting to hear excuses.
  659. “Fix him Cadence! I can't have him like this-"
  660. >You say motioning towards Anon who is now making kissy faces towards you.
  661. “-during day court!”
  662. >”Oh, there's nothing to fix you beautiful thing~” He says as he does a slow twirl in your magic. “Besides, you know what they say, raise them how you like them~”
  663. >”Okay, just hold him still and DON'T let him hug or kiss you!” Cadence says charging her horn and aiming it toward Anonymous.
  664. >You do as you're told and tighten your telekinetic grasp on him so he can't move.
  665. >”Oh! So forceful, Nonny likes~”
  666. >”No he doesn't, that's just the magic talking!” Cadence says as she finishes charging the spell.
  667. >As she let's loose the beam there's a bright flash causing you to close your eyes.
  668.  
  669. >As you start to open them you hear Anon groan in pain.
  670. >Quickly you release him from your magic causing him to fall to the ground.
  671. >You rush to his side as he holds his eyes shut tightly and rubs his head.
  672. “Sunshine, are you alright!?”
  673. >He groans a bit as he cracks his eyes open a bit to look at you.
  674. >As he does you notice the slightest bit of pink in them, but you don't have any time to react as he launches forward and places his lips to yours causing you to flinch and close your eyes.
  675. >As they do you feel the magic take effect and slowly wear down your resolve to push your son away.
  676. >You try to push him back but can't find the strength in your hooves.
  677. >You try to use your magic but can't think clearly enough to do so.
  678. >Finally you try to pull away and succeed.
  679. >As you do you find yourself looking into his eyes.
  680. >His deep, beautiful eyes.
  681. >You try your best to look away but your body doesn't let you.
  682. >You try to remember why you were trying to look away in the first place, but can't.
  683. >The only thing you can think about is him.
  684. >Even as you hear the telltale sign of a changeling dropping their disguise you can't do anything but think of him.
  685. >”Stop fighting it Celestia, let your body give in.” A voice you know as Chrysalis whispers to your ear.
  686. >As if she released you from something you dart your lips towards your sunshine’s, no longer caring what is right or wrong, only caring about him exploring your mouth as you explore his.
  687. >His hands dig through your hair as you use your wings to pull him closer.
  688. >Soon you allow yourself to be pushed the ground as his hands trail down your back and one rub your sensitive wing joints as another trails lower to play with your teats.
  689. >You are forced to break the kiss as you moan in pleasure as he pinches and teases your teat.
  690. >”You like that~?” He whispers in your ear. “You like your Sunshine playing with your teats like he would his lover~?”
  691. “Y-Yes, more~”
  692.  
  693. >Your pleas are encouraged by you utilizing whatever magic you can to remove his pants for him, revealing his fully erect member.
  694. >”As you wish, my love~” He says aiming himself.
  695.  
  696. >Be Luna.
  697. >Twilight, Chrysalis, and you are watching as your love magic induced sister and nephew rut on the floor.
  698. >Kind of hot but also a fun weekly pass time normally you and Chrysalis do.
  699. >Twilight just caught you sneaking Chrysalis in his room to cast the spell and wouldn't leave you alone unless you let her ‘Make sure what you were saying is true'.
  700. >Honestly you're pretty sure she just wanted to watch too.
  701. >”S-So they don't remember this?” Twilight ask with a deep red blush to her cheeks.
  702. >”Nope.” Chrysalis says through a mouthful of popcorn.
  703. >”And you do this because?” Twilight ask still staring at the seen before her as Anon aggressively pounds into your sister.
  704. >”I do it for the excess love in the air.” She says before swallowing a bit of popcorn. “She's just a freak.”
  705. >She says nudging her head toward you.
  706. “A thousand years does things to a mare Twilight, and I'd rather do this than even think of getting even touched by the pansies my sister calls ‘The guard'.”
  707. >You say stealing a bit of Chrysalis’s popcorn earning you a glare you easily just ignore.
  708. “Besides, it does them good. If we didn't do this for them they'd be prude -and- pent up, and let me tell you this, my sister is horrible to deal with while she's pent up.”
  709. >Twilight thinks on this for a bit before nodding and grabbing some of Chrysalis’s popcorn too.
  710. >Chrysalis lets out a exaggerated sigh before teleporting you both a bag of your own popcorn.
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  712. A good son wouldn't stop there how about cooking for mom and auntie and making them their favorite foods and desserts they love by serving it to them in the morning with breakfast in bed and after a hard day work, putting your love into each dish for them to enjoy. But If you were to pamper and/or take care of mom and auntie to show your appreciation to them you have to remember their both princesses and anything they want they get it, If you need to show your appreciation in any way show it by loving them, they love each other and you, but physically they're both starved, Being alone for a thousand years has done damage to both sisters, but as "loved" as they are by their subjects only care to see them happy and successful, but if they were down and sad in any way, they’d feel sorry offering little more than a remark or wish for them to get better and continue on with their lives, As a son who knows and cares for mom and auntie and love them in that their happiness is truly tide to your own, and if their upset or sad in any way you won’t rest until their happy again, being a son who loves them unconditionally who accepts them for who they are and being determined on fulfilling all of their wants and needs what ever that might be, such as giving them a much needed message to help them unwind while they do paper work late at night, Letting them tale their worries away for you to listen and console them telling them that things are going to get better with you there with them and be better by cuddling them until their problem goes away, falling a sleep cuddling her listening to the sound her heartbeat and feeling the warmth radiating from her body, while slowly falling asleep each others embrace with her knowing that shes loved.
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  714. >"What say you, oh precious scourge of her Imperial Luna Majesty?"
  715. >Anonymous looks up from his crayons
  716. >'Mmmm..time-out!' He says pointing his thumb down
  717. >Auntie Moon roars with laughter as her hooves clatter in place
  718. >"AHAHAH~ So let it be written, so let it be done! Take the prisoner to time-out!"
  719. >The guards prod the prisoner towards the dungeon with their sock em' bopper shields and swords
  720. >"You will not languish in comfort, knave! My nephew enforces a VERY strict naptime and limits ones access to their precious 'screen-time devices'!"
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  722. >I'm here to pick up your son for our date, "mom"
  723.  
  724. >Celestia and Luna are the result of picked and chosen breeding to get perfect genetics.
  725. >Celestia chose to be a principal to spot the next best candidate for her son to continue what her family's tradition, being able to teach them to be perfect only adds in on this.
  726. >The final two to last are Twilight and Sunset.
  727. >Celestia leans more toward Twilight as she sees her more likely to be a better housewife and would likely want over five children, and could teach them all.
  728. >But Sunset seems to demand respect, a person that will get what she wants when she wants, but would likely only want two or three children, and her aggressive 'Do now think later' attitude is her downfall.
  729. >She becomes a real thorn in Celestia's side as Sunset starts trying to get Anonymous, despite Celestia telling her to back off.
  730.  
  731. >"I understand my sister involved you in some deviant chess game of hers and is pitting you against classmates; trying to win my nephew's hand."
  732. >"I do not have the same fortitude for games as my sister, and though she has realized her lapse in judgement, I am personally telling you to stop."
  733. >'Ha! And if I don't, what? Detention? Gonna call my 'mommy'?'
  734. >"Ms. Shimmer, I am well aware you're an adult so I will make no empty threats or posture myself further ,so you can wipe that smug fucking grin from your face or I will reach down your throat, pull free your intestines and strangle you with them."
  735. >"Dismissed."
  736.  
  737. Mother please. Twilight smells of booksand shame. Whereas Sunset is a strong independent woman that wants me but doesnt NEED me.
  738. >Sweetie please at least consider Twilight's perfect academic record. Not to mention she'll let you do whatever you want to her in bed im sure.
  739. That's boring mother. No to mention she's shaped like a bookmark. Now Sunset, mm mm MMM can tell she'd fight tooth and nail for control in the bedroom. Hell, id let do whatever she wants to me. And that body. She's the fertile cresent personified.
  740. >Anon please....
  741. Im sorry mother. But id sooner nail my dear, sweet, doting aunt to her mattress before I Hump and dump Twilight.
  742. >RE-REALLLY NEPHEW???!!!
  743. Aunt Luna it was a figure of speech. And besides, what happened that night was a 5 time thing.
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  745. >"Anonymous~!"
  746. >"Passing out in your mother's bush?"
  747. >"Out in the yard for all to see? Mmm, you didn't get those exhibitionist tendencies from me, but I'm not complaining~"
  748. Night, /mom/
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  750. >I'll never pull mom out of a stuffy, boring meeting with her top advisors just for a walk through the park and some ice cream
  751.  
  752. > Celestia hate meeting with Nobles.
  753. > like REALLY hates them.
  754. > so she devises a plan to pull her out of said meetings whenever she wants to.
  755. > she has a little button underneath her desk and whenever pressed, after a few moments Anon bursts in through the window comic book villain style and "kidnaps" her.
  756. >The nobles are all a bunch of pansies so no one ever tries to stop this and the guards are always conveniently absent.
  757. > After Anon carries his mother out of Eye and ear shot they spend the rest of the day in town having lunch and enjoying each other's company.
  758. > Eventually Celestia makes a triumphant return claiming that she defeated the villain and escaped.
  759. > Anon wears elaborate costumes, fake hair, and masks so no one ever catches on
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  761. >"Mmmphh...hngngng fuuuck, ok ok ok, I'm awake, I'm awake, mom...j-jesus.."
  762. >'Well nothing else was working, I was worried!'
  763. >'My teats in your face didn't work, sitting on your face wasn't doing it-'
  764. >"I have an alarm clock, mom.."
  765. >'Nonsense, biology is mommy's alarm clock and you're always on her time~'
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  767. >People see a literal goddess with an amazing body and a perfect rack following Anon around
  768. >"Well, shit, I guess he's taken."
  769. >Those who realize that Celestia is Anon's mother rather than his lover are often intimidated by Celestia's behaviour, which comes off as unintentionally aggressive
  770. >"I just want what's best for you, Anon," Celestia will say as you watch your departing date walk away from your house, "I don't know why asking your girlfriend if she has any STD's is unreasonable."
  771. >Anon will just sigh miserably, and Celestia will make him feel better with some (platonic or non-platonic, depending on how one wants the story to go) cuddles.
  772. >"I wish I could say I've had my face trapped in breasts that didn't belong to my own mother... or that I've never fallen asleep while laying on my mom's chest."
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  774. >Anon tries to rehabilitate his ebil mom?
  775. >"The insolence, my son! I see fit to let them live so long as they worship and obey me and they reply with slings & arrows?!"
  776. >'Well, we're doing better than yesterday, you only glassed two nations today.'
  777. >"H-How many good princess points have I obtained to this point?"
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  779. >Humans are mythological in Equestria, like a dragon on earth.
  780. >Which is exactly why Celestia took him in, if he were allowed to live with a regular pony there'd be the risk of him being kidnapped and sold on the blackmarket.
  781. >Why?
  782. >In mythology, should you make a human happy anything in the immediate area's injuries will be healed.
  783. >As minor a power this may sound, it could be corrupted and used for evil.
  784. >Should Chrysalis have raised him or tricked him into believing she was a loved one, the changelings could be unstoppable.
  785. >As strange as the myth is, it's true.
  786. >Celestia didn't believe it herself until she witnessed a elderly noble with trouble seeing jump up for joy at his sight seemingly becoming perfect as she played with Anon.
  787. >Celestia has to play it off and act like she has no idea of this to avoid other creatures figuring it out.
  788. >As much as she wishes to use his ability to better everyone's lifes, she doesn't want to risk villains finding out.
  789. >Although, this doesn't stop Celestia from playing with Anon in the hospital or guard barracks.
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