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<i>♪ Yeah, feel me ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Yo, come on ♪</i>

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<i>♪ It's your homeboy Preach
in the building ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And we vibing ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And we having
a reef good time ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Sing for me, girl ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Gonna have a good time ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Ain't gonna worry today ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Let the sun shine
on my smile ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Hope you can come my way ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Gonna have a good time ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Ain't gonna worry today ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Let the sun shine
on my smile ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Hope you can come my way ♪</i>

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<i>♪ OK, yeah ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You and I, we could
rule the work! ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Spend the most paper
Kiss all of the pretty girls ♪</i>

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<i>♪ It takes belief
in your one self ♪</i>

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<i>♪ That's more powerful
than anything ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You pullout
your one belt ♪</i>

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- Hi! Bye!
Super late.

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- Wait! I forgot
to make you lunch.

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- No, I have history!
I gotta get a good seal.

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- You want history.
Check this out!

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- <i>Ontario, where
General Vladekh Komenkho</i>

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<i>was caught hiding in what
appears to be pigs manure.</i>

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- Oh, that's gross!

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- World's most feared tyrant,
in his day,

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as was his father.

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- <i>General Komenkho
vanished a decade ago</i>

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<i>during a global initiative
to end his reign of terror.</i>

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- OK, gotta go!
- No, no! Lunch!

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- Mom, you gotta
slop doing this, OK?

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I'm not a kid.
You're smothering me!

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- Ta-la-la, la-la!

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Don't forget
to wear your helmet!

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- Yeah, yeah!
Don't worry!

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<i>♪ Let the sun shine
on my smile ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Hope you can come my way ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Gonna have a good time ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Ain't gonna worry today ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Let the sun shine
on my smile ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Hope you can come my way ♪</i>

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- The 3rd Canadian Division had
penetrated deeper into France

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than the British
or American troops

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and overcome greater resistance
than any other beachhead.

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Except Omaha Beach.

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Now turn to page 69.

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This is crossing
into creepy territory, Jake.

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- Oh, that's good!
I gotta get that.

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- Let me know when you start
collecting her fingernails

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and used tissues.

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- So, instead of learning.

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Mr. Bouchard would rather draw
pretty pictures of fair damsels.

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Mr. Bouchard, me thinks
you would be better served

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taking notes
than sketching portraits.

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Me thinks old people

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should be seen and not heard.

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- Mr. Bernstein?
- Sir, yes, sir!

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I asked my mom to give me
a note to skip this class.

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But; "No! Exercise
is good for you!

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"It'll help build
your muscles."

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What muscles?

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I have the muscles of a guy
who spent too much time...

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- Whoa! 63.8 miles per hour!

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New high school record!

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- Hello! Earth to Jake!

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Why don't you just put
us both out of our misery

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and ask Angie out?

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- Ask her out?
What are you, nuts?

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I grew up with her.
I've known her since I was 4.

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- Even better!

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It'd be like dating
your own sister.

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In not a creepy-dating-your-
own-sister kind of way.

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- What? No! Forget it. I...

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I haven't talked
to her in years.

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She won't even...
notice me.

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- You can start by
developing a personality.

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- I have a personality.

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- "Moody loner" is a red flag,
not a personality.

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- Shut up!

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- Craig's throwing this
huge party tonight!

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Ask her to go with you.

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- No, I can't.

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- Why not?

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- That is why not.

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Todd Tomzak.
- You guys ready?

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- You ever see
that guy play football?

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He's like a human
killer machine.

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- "Human Killer Machine"?

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That's a good name for a band.

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<i>♪ You've been blackmailed ♪</i>

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You see that?

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She cold-shouldered Todd!

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<i>♪ You tried to be a superstar ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Didn't work
You went way too far ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Next time, listen to me ♪</i>

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- Jake?

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- Hey, Angie!

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Oh, no, no, no!
Please, keep it!

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- I'm not really hungry, so...

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Um. so. earlier.
In Sterning's class.

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That was me, right,
in the... that picture?

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- Uh...
You know what?

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It's funny that you act-ask me
that, actually, because, um...

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Yeah.

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- Um. can I see it?

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- Yeah, yeah!
Uh, sorry. Um...

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Um, here.

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Wow! This is, um...
This is really good.

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- You think so?

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- Yeah. Can I keep this?

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- Yeah, sure. Totally!

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<i>Uh...</i> You really
like that?

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- Well, I mean, it's...
It's no Picasso, but...

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- Well, that's because
all of your body parts

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are in the right place,

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or so I assume.

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Uh...
- Um...

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- Yeah.

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Uh, speaking of body pans
being in their right place,

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you probably shouldn't tell
Todd where you got that.

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- Todd? Oh, we broke up.
Like, 2 weeks ago.

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- Does he know that?

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Just because on the field
earlier, he seemed really...

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- Oh, um, yeah, you know.
He's been trying to get me back,

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but I'm not interested.

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- Really? Really...

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Angie, you know, uh, Craig is
having this big party tonight.

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And I know this is
really late notice,

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and I'm sure you have
plans with your peeps.

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'Cause you probably have peeps.

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But I was wondering if...

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- Are you asking me
out on a dale?

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- You're right.
That was a stupid idea.

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Shouldn't have done it.
Why ruin our friendship, right?

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- I mean, we haven't
really been friends

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since we were 4 years old.

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- You're right.

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But something like
this could ruin it

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for, like, another
13 years, so, I...

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- Um, how about you.
Uh, pick me up? 8:00?

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- Wha... Really?

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- Yeah, 8:00. Does that
work for you?

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- Yeah. 8:00 is good.
8:00 works.

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- OK. I Will
see you at 8:00.

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- Yeah.

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- Um, Picasso, you are
cute when you're confident.

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- Uh... Confident. Got it!

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- OK!

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- So, how did it go?
Did she reject you?

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- What? I...
She said yes, man.

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I mean...
- You're kidding!

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<i>♪ I'm headed up ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Hit it up
Hit it up ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Hit it up
Hit it up ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Hit it up
Hit it up, up ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'm headed up ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Live it up
Live it ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Live it up
Live it up ♪</i>

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<i>[have brought peace to a nation</i>

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<i>that was racked by civil wan.</i>

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- <i>What can you about the
thousands of civilians</i>

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<i>that you had executed?</i>

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- <i>It is a lie. That is a lie!
All of that is a lie!</i>

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<i>AH of you, that is a He!</i>

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<i>Your accusations... Ah! Uh...</i>

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- <i>Mr. Komenkho,
are you all right?</i>

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<i>» It's a heart attack!</i>

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- Jakey, is that you?
- Yeah, it's me!

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<i>- It looks like Ge-</i>

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- I've been home for an hour!
Where have you been?

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- Sorry, I was getting ready.
What do you think?

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- Very handsome.
Thank you for remembering.

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- Remembering what?
- About tonight.

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- What are you talking about?

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- Second and last Friday
of every month:

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dinner with Grandpa.

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- No. No, no, no.
Not tonight.

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- Why not tonight?
- I have a date tonight.

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- You can see Wendell
another time.

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- It's not with Wendell.
It's with a girl!

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Please don't laugh.
- Sorry.

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Seriously.
Who's it with?

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- You know her.
Angie Wagner.

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- Little Angie Wagner?
How is she?

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- She's a hard 10.
That's how she is.

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And I'm like a soft 6.

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- Seven.

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- If I blow her off.
She'll never talk to me.

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- Grandpa only gels out of
that awful old-folks home

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twice a month
for dinner with us.

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- We can do it tomorrow night.
Any other night. Please!

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- No, no, no! Twice
a month. no canceling.

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Old people need consistency.
Otherwise they get confused.

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- He's already confused.
He thinks he's being watched.

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- Being in the armed forces
has made Grandpa a little...

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- Crazy?
- Jake Bouchard!

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You can see little
Angie Wagner aflerwards.

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Your dad's here with Grandpa.

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- Yay!
- Be nice.

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- So, what tall tales is Grandpa
gonna tell us tonight, huh?

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Nazi zombies?
Communist garden gnomes?

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- They were suspicious-looking
garden gnomes.

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- Yeah, 'cause in this house.
That's totally normal.

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Hey, Dad, what's Grandpa doing?

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- Oh, you know, there is
a van parked by the Grossbergs,

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and he won't get out of the car

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because he thinks
it's a surveillance van.

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- Are the Grossbergs
having a circumcision?

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- Jake, cover the TV, oh,
and the... the... the blinds.

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- Blinds.
- Blinds.

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I can't
Believe we still do this.

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- The televisions are covered?
- They sure are!

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- The one in the kitchen loo?
- Yep!

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- Well...

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That, uh, surveillance
truck finally moved.

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- Yeah, of course, Dad.

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- Hi. son!

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- Hi!

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- Let's eat.
- Let's do it!

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- OK...

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Are you enjoying
your chicken, Dad?

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- Yes.

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- OK.

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- Did I ever tell you
that Sanders, right.

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He was the worst cook
our unit had.

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- You knew Colonel
Sanders, Grandpa?

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- Are you kidding?

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You know, during the
Second Occupation of Cuba,

231
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Private Sanders, he used to
shovel mule poop, right?

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So, there was no, "Finger
lickin' good," you know?

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Trust me!

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And, um, basically.
I kind of invented the style

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of Kentucky Fried Chicken.

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- Hmm! Here we go...

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- Me and my men...

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Not my men.
A special unit I had.

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We called them
Devil's Scum, right?

240
00:10:14,313 --> 00:10:16,884
We decided we were gonna
ambush this supply truck.

241
00:10:16,916 --> 00:10:18,862
It was right off
the coast of, uh, Cuba.

242
00:10:18,884 --> 00:10:20,363
It was right off
the shores there.

243
00:10:20,386 --> 00:10:23,230
So, we go hi! it.
Right? Nothing in it.

244
00:10:23,255 --> 00:10:24,893
But the cab was
full of chickens.

245
00:10:24,924 --> 00:10:26,267
We're starving to death, right?

246
00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:29,068
So, I tell Sanders;
"Hey, get that spice rack!"

247
00:10:29,095 --> 00:10:31,006
"Throw them in there," right?

248
00:10:31,030 --> 00:10:34,034
So 13 spices
and, uh, herbs later.

249
00:10:34,066 --> 00:10:36,672
History was being cooked!

250
00:10:36,702 --> 00:10:37,840
Hmm...

251
00:10:37,870 --> 00:10:39,178
You know, on the box here.

252
00:10:39,205 --> 00:10:41,151
It says 11 secret
herbs and spices.

253
00:10:41,173 --> 00:10:43,710
- Jake...
- No, he is correct.

254
00:10:43,743 --> 00:10:47,816
Sanders look out one herb
and one spice, so that's 11.

255
00:10:47,847 --> 00:10:50,327
And that's why I don't get one
royalty out of the whole deal.

256
00:10:50,349 --> 00:10:51,419
- You know what?

257
00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:53,062
Can we spend a little
more time eating

258
00:10:53,085 --> 00:10:55,031
and a little less time
in fantasy land?

259
00:10:55,054 --> 00:10:57,227
- Jake Michael Bouchard! Shhh!

260
00:10:58,791 --> 00:10:59,826
I'm sorry, Dad.

261
00:10:59,859 --> 00:11:03,807
Jake's anxious because
he has a dale tonight.

262
00:11:03,829 --> 00:11:05,706
- Oh.
- Really?

263
00:11:05,731 --> 00:11:07,301
Like, with a girl, or...

264
00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:08,243
- Why is that so...

265
00:11:08,267 --> 00:11:10,770
- Hatch yourself
a little hot chick?

266
00:11:10,803 --> 00:11:11,907
- Yes, actually.

267
00:11:11,937 --> 00:11:13,848
- Anxious to get out...
- Mom!

268
00:11:13,873 --> 00:11:15,853
- Dad...
- OK. All right.

269
00:11:15,875 --> 00:11:17,946
Listen. You have
some protection?

270
00:11:17,977 --> 00:11:19,251
<i>'</i> Mom!
- Dad!

271
00:11:19,278 --> 00:11:20,389
- What the heck!
What's the matter?

272
00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:21,858
What? Are you ashamed?

273
00:11:21,881 --> 00:11:24,225
Is there something
to be ashamed about that?

274
00:11:25,851 --> 00:11:28,297
Well, that was awful.

275
00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:29,856
- Mom, he's nuts!

276
00:11:29,889 --> 00:11:31,869
He lives in a fantasy
world, and you guys...

277
00:11:31,891 --> 00:11:33,029
He's doing it again!

278
00:11:33,059 --> 00:11:35,061
He thinks the house
is full of microphones.

279
00:11:35,094 --> 00:11:37,370
He's pulling Xs all over
the wall. It looks awful!

280
00:11:37,396 --> 00:11:39,876
- I expect you to
offer him a full apology

281
00:11:39,899 --> 00:11:41,845
when you drive him
to the nursing home.

282
00:11:41,867 --> 00:11:43,471
- Drive him? No.
I'm not doing that.

283
00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:44,807
I gotta take Angie!

284
00:11:44,837 --> 00:11:46,874
- Your dad and I
are going to the airport.

285
00:11:46,906 --> 00:11:48,908
I still have a
million things to pack.

286
00:11:48,941 --> 00:11:51,285
- He's gonna ruin my dale
before it even starts!

287
00:11:51,310 --> 00:11:53,051
- You're the only one
who can do it.

288
00:11:53,079 --> 00:11:55,320
And you know your
grandpa won't take a taxi.

289
00:11:56,949 --> 00:11:58,826
- Could we FedEx him?

290
00:11:58,851 --> 00:12:00,387
Look, Angie.
I am so sorry.

291
00:12:00,419 --> 00:12:03,229
I had no idea this
was happening tonight.

292
00:12:03,255 --> 00:12:04,461
- It's fine.

293
00:12:04,490 --> 00:12:06,401
It's nice that you
and your grandpa are close.

294
00:12:06,425 --> 00:12:08,769
- Are you sure you're OK
to get to the party?

295
00:12:08,794 --> 00:12:11,832
- Yes, totally! It's fine.
I'll meet you there.

296
00:12:11,864 --> 00:12:14,811
- OK, great! Hey, try not to
have loo much fun without me.

297
00:12:14,834 --> 00:12:17,838
- OK. Well.
No promises. Picasso.

298
00:12:17,870 --> 00:12:19,406
- <i>OK, bye.</i>

299
00:12:23,242 --> 00:12:26,121
- Hey, Grandpa, I just
wanted to, um, apologize

300
00:12:26,145 --> 00:12:28,284
for what happened at dinner.

301
00:12:28,314 --> 00:12:31,318
Tonight means a lot
to me, and I, uh...

302
00:12:31,350 --> 00:12:33,853
I didn't mean to dis you...
Disrespect you.

303
00:12:35,187 --> 00:12:37,189
- We getting hi!
Or something?

304
00:12:37,223 --> 00:12:38,395
- Hello?

305
00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:41,132
- <i>Hey, Picasso!
Guess what? My ride died on me.</i>

306
00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:43,071
It's leaking oil or something.

307
00:12:43,095 --> 00:12:45,268
<i>- Yeah? Are you, uh, you OK?</i>

308
00:12:45,297 --> 00:12:49,143
- Uh, yeah. I look a shortcut
and ended up on Rambler Street,

309
00:12:49,168 --> 00:12:52,513
right in front of the old
abandoned sock factory, <i>so...</i>

310
00:12:52,538 --> 00:12:55,348
Not the best neighbourhood
to be stuck in.

311
00:12:55,374 --> 00:12:57,149
Can you, uh, pick me up?

312
00:12:57,176 --> 00:12:59,952
- Um... You know what?

313
00:12:59,979 --> 00:13:01,981
I actually still have to
drop my grandfather off.

314
00:13:02,014 --> 00:13:04,893
Could you give me.
Like, uh, 30 minutes?

315
00:13:04,917 --> 00:13:07,420
- I can call Todd.
He's got a full set of tools.

316
00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:09,160
- No! No, no, no!
No, no, no!

317
00:13:09,188 --> 00:13:10,997
I'll, <i>uh...</i>
I'll be there.

318
00:13:11,023 --> 00:13:12,559
Just, um...
Just don't move.

319
00:13:19,832 --> 00:13:22,938
- Ah, that's my boy!
Battle of the Bulge, huh?

320
00:13:22,968 --> 00:13:25,073
- Mmm... OK.
You know what, Grandpa?

321
00:13:25,104 --> 00:13:27,345
When Angie gels in the car.

322
00:13:27,373 --> 00:13:29,182
I need you to
just not talk. OK?

323
00:13:29,208 --> 00:13:31,882
I just need you to be
my normal grandfather,

324
00:13:31,911 --> 00:13:35,415
like everybody else's
normal grandfather.

325
00:13:35,447 --> 00:13:37,449
Just for, like.
A few minutes. Please.

326
00:13:38,951 --> 00:13:39,952
Grandpa, do you hear me?

327
00:13:39,985 --> 00:13:44,331
- Uh, yeah, normal, uh...
normal grandfather.

328
00:13:44,356 --> 00:13:47,166
- <i>International reaction
to Krakhovian warlord</i>

329
00:13:47,193 --> 00:13:49,969
<i>Vladekh Komenkho's
sudden death is mixed.</i>

330
00:13:49,995 --> 00:13:51,269
<i>French president Jacques Dum...</i>

331
00:13:51,297 --> 00:13:54,608
- Komenkho, man.
I knew his father.

332
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,011
He was a terrible dresser. man.

333
00:13:56,035 --> 00:13:58,538
But he had some
nice teeth, but, you know...

334
00:14:04,276 --> 00:14:06,085
- This is where
she said she was.

335
00:14:06,111 --> 00:14:08,216
- You sure about that?
- Yeah.

336
00:14:08,247 --> 00:14:10,454
Yeah, there's
the old sock factory.

337
00:14:10,482 --> 00:14:12,587
OK, let me call her.

338
00:14:18,090 --> 00:14:19,626
What are you...

339
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,930
Oh God!

340
00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:38,048
- This her phone?

341
00:14:38,077 --> 00:14:39,351
- Yeah, it is.

342
00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:41,483
Hmm... She must have
called the Auto Club.

343
00:14:41,513 --> 00:14:44,426
And then dropped it somehow
when they picked her up.

344
00:14:46,051 --> 00:14:47,530
- Yeah, here.

345
00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:50,966
Hmm. Perfume...

346
00:14:53,592 --> 00:14:55,367
gasoline...

347
00:14:58,998 --> 00:15:00,534
and manure.

348
00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:03,945
- What does manure
have to do with finding...

349
00:15:10,609 --> 00:15:13,647
What are you doing?

350
00:15:13,679 --> 00:15:15,181
- Looking for footprints.

351
00:15:15,214 --> 00:15:17,421
Ah, there's more
than one of them too.

352
00:15:17,449 --> 00:15:19,053
That's not good.

353
00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:21,394
- What is that stuff?

354
00:15:22,321 --> 00:15:25,530
- It's called luminol, kid.

355
00:15:30,029 --> 00:15:33,499
Hey! Hey, where are you going?

356
00:15:33,532 --> 00:15:35,102
Grand...

357
00:15:43,175 --> 00:15:45,416
Grandpa!

358
00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:46,582
- Over here!

359
00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:48,592
- Crazy old man.

360
00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:51,595
Hey! What are
you doing?

361
00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:54,120
You can't just wander off
like that, all right?

362
00:15:54,153 --> 00:15:56,099
- What are these
lire tracks doing here?

363
00:15:57,089 --> 00:15:58,363
- Who cares?

364
00:15:58,390 --> 00:16:01,030
- These are Goodyear EV330s.

365
00:16:01,060 --> 00:16:03,563
Issued to government
vehicles only!

366
00:16:03,595 --> 00:16:06,132
The same ones were
on the ambulance

367
00:16:06,165 --> 00:16:08,577
and the SUV that
passed us earlier.

368
00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:12,013
- OK. So, they're EV <i>30...</i>
whatevers. Can we go now?

369
00:16:12,037 --> 00:16:14,244
- I think your girlfriend
got herself mixed up

370
00:16:14,273 --> 00:16:15,445
in something really bad.

371
00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:18,182
- For the last time, Grandpa...
- Really bad.

372
00:16:18,210 --> 00:16:20,053
- She's not my girlfriend.

373
00:16:20,079 --> 00:16:22,184
And if I don't
get to that party,

374
00:16:22,214 --> 00:16:24,194
she never will be, OK?

375
00:16:24,216 --> 00:16:26,093
OK...

376
00:16:26,118 --> 00:16:28,120
- What are you doing?
- Calling Wendell.

377
00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:31,032
He's at the party. He's gonna
tell me that Angie is there.

378
00:16:31,056 --> 00:16:34,003
- Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Wait a minute.

379
00:16:34,026 --> 00:16:35,164
I'll tell you what:

380
00:16:35,194 --> 00:16:36,537
If she is at the party,

381
00:16:36,562 --> 00:16:39,543
you take me to the home.
Feed me a tuna-fish sandwich.

382
00:16:39,565 --> 00:16:41,738
Pa! me on the head.
And we're done!

383
00:16:41,767 --> 00:16:46,045
If she's not there.
We do things my way.

384
00:16:47,639 --> 00:16:49,380
Deal?

385
00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:55,082
- Fine.

386
00:16:55,114 --> 00:16:57,094
- Not fine, "deal."

387
00:16:57,116 --> 00:16:58,686
- Deal.

388
00:17:05,557 --> 00:17:07,093
- Yellow!

389
00:17:07,126 --> 00:17:09,800
- Wendell! Are you at
the party? ls Angie there?

390
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:12,270
- No, she isn't.
Craig's folks didn't leave town.

391
00:17:12,297 --> 00:17:13,742
Party's cancelled.

392
00:17:13,766 --> 00:17:15,439
- What, are you
serious? Wha...

393
00:17:15,467 --> 00:17:17,504
Do you... do you know
where she could be?

394
00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:19,516
- I've got more
important things to do

395
00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:22,144
<i>than survey the whereabouts
of your girlfriend.</i>

396
00:17:22,174 --> 00:17:23,676
- She's not my
girlfriend, man, OK?

397
00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:25,086
I'll (ilk to you later.

398
00:17:26,211 --> 00:17:27,781
- Let's go!

399
00:17:31,283 --> 00:17:33,627
- Where are we? And what
are we doing here?

400
00:17:33,652 --> 00:17:35,598
- It's an underground
arms dealer.

401
00:17:35,621 --> 00:17:37,362
These guys may
help us figure out

402
00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:39,198
where they look your girlfriend.

403
00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:41,204
- Yep, whatever
you say, Grandpa.

404
00:17:42,694 --> 00:17:44,731
- You know what this is?

405
00:17:44,763 --> 00:17:48,370
This is a spent shell from
a Tokarev automatic handgun.

406
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,141
- Where'd you get that?

407
00:17:50,169 --> 00:17:53,616
- The ambulance lire tracks.
We're right there. Let's go.

408
00:18:06,151 --> 00:18:08,290
- What's the password?

409
00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:10,357
- The moon landing was a fake.

410
00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:29,685
Automatics on this side.

411
00:18:29,708 --> 00:18:31,745
Pack 'em up over there!

412
00:18:34,246 --> 00:18:36,351
OK, close this one up.

413
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:40,654
- Don't touch that, kid.

414
00:18:40,686 --> 00:18:43,292
Those are MID 69
super-EX mines.

415
00:18:43,322 --> 00:18:45,734
Unless you'd like to be
barbecued to a crisp.

416
00:18:45,757 --> 00:18:47,327
Boom!

417
00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:55,202
- Come in!

418
00:19:02,541 --> 00:19:04,145
Have a seal.

419
00:19:05,177 --> 00:19:06,554
- Thank you.

420
00:19:12,251 --> 00:19:14,857
- So, what can I do for you?

421
00:19:15,921 --> 00:19:17,298
- Um...

422
00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:19,529
You ever seen
any of these before?

423
00:19:21,226 --> 00:19:22,398
- You a cop?

424
00:19:22,427 --> 00:19:24,270
- Uh, military intelligence.

425
00:19:24,296 --> 00:19:26,708
- Your kid?
- Grandson.

426
00:19:26,732 --> 00:19:28,177
- Hello!

427
00:19:30,435 --> 00:19:32,676
- Let me see that.

428
00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:36,285
Tokarev, 7.6 mm.

429
00:19:36,308 --> 00:19:38,379
Hmm. Nothing new.

430
00:19:38,410 --> 00:19:40,321
- Did you unload
any of those lately?

431
00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:42,291
- What's it to you?

432
00:19:42,314 --> 00:19:44,385
- Well, you see.
My grandson here.

433
00:19:44,416 --> 00:19:46,896
His, uh, girlfriend
got kidnapped

434
00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:49,559
and, uh, I found that
right at the place

435
00:19:49,588 --> 00:19:51,465
where we believe she got taken.

436
00:19:51,490 --> 00:19:53,697
- And why should I care?

437
00:19:53,725 --> 00:19:58,196
- Well, because in
about 10 seconds.

438
00:19:58,230 --> 00:20:02,474
I'm gonna take down
this big gorilla of yours,

439
00:20:02,501 --> 00:20:06,745
put the other goon away
and put this one in a coma.

440
00:20:06,772 --> 00:20:10,242
Then when I ask you
the question again.

441
00:20:10,275 --> 00:20:11,447
You'll be in a world of hurt.

442
00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:23,522
- You know what I think?

443
00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:24,625
- No.

444
00:20:24,656 --> 00:20:26,363
- I think you should play nice

445
00:20:26,391 --> 00:20:28,667
and go home with your grandson.

446
00:20:28,694 --> 00:20:30,674
- Grandpa?

447
00:20:32,297 --> 00:20:34,402
- OK.

448
00:20:36,868 --> 00:20:40,338
See, I'll be! that
you're thinking:

449
00:20:40,372 --> 00:20:43,319
"Who is this old man
standing in from of me

450
00:20:43,342 --> 00:20:45,015
'Who's not afraid?"

451
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:46,279
Am I right?

452
00:20:47,613 --> 00:20:48,853
And you're also thinking.

453
00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:52,384
"What does this guy know
that makes him so fearless?

454
00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:53,327
"He's crazy," right?

455
00:20:53,352 --> 00:20:57,391
That's what most people
think: "He's crazy!"

456
00:20:57,422 --> 00:21:00,562
But then again.

457
00:21:00,592 --> 00:21:03,334
Maybe he's not so crazy.

458
00:21:03,362 --> 00:21:07,572
Maybe he knows exactly...

459
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:10,004
what he's doing.

460
00:21:10,035 --> 00:21:11,810
- All right, enough.

461
00:21:15,007 --> 00:21:16,315
- Ah!
- Holy!

462
00:21:27,753 --> 00:21:30,427
- Help the boss!
- Come on!

463
00:21:30,455 --> 00:21:33,698
- Tell 'em to put them down.
- Put your guns down.

464
00:21:33,725 --> 00:21:35,602
- Get up.

465
00:21:36,428 --> 00:21:38,339
On the ground, boys.

466
00:21:40,465 --> 00:21:42,001
Don't move anywhere.

467
00:21:43,068 --> 00:21:45,378
Come here.

468
00:21:45,404 --> 00:21:47,577
Now I'm gonna
ask you that question:

469
00:21:47,606 --> 00:21:49,847
Did you move any
of those shells lately?

470
00:21:49,875 --> 00:21:53,789
- Um, just last week, buyers
from out of town wanted some.

471
00:21:53,812 --> 00:21:55,052
- And?

472
00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:58,721
- And they took full crates of
automatics and weapons and ammo.

473
00:21:58,750 --> 00:22:01,924
- You wouldn't happen to know.
Uh, anybody's name, would you?

474
00:22:01,953 --> 00:22:06,561
- No, uh, some mercenary
from "Krishkrash." I don't know.

475
00:22:06,591 --> 00:22:07,797
- Krakhovians?
- Yeah.

476
00:22:07,826 --> 00:22:09,328
- Komenkho.
- Mm-hmm.

477
00:22:09,361 --> 00:22:12,433
- The guy from the news?
- Son, you slay right behind me.

478
00:22:12,464 --> 00:22:15,968
Boys, face the
other way and walk.

479
00:22:19,538 --> 00:22:22,382
Don't look back.
Just keep walking.

480
00:22:23,408 --> 00:22:24,785
Come on.

481
00:22:28,413 --> 00:22:31,417
- Police! Everybody.
Hands where we can see them!

482
00:22:31,450 --> 00:22:35,489
- Hands in the air!
- Hands in the air! Don't move!

483
00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:37,090
- Sir, please
put your weapon down.

484
00:22:37,122 --> 00:22:41,935
- Leave those two alone!
These... are "friendlies."

485
00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:44,406
Good evening.
Major Crawford.

486
00:22:44,429 --> 00:22:45,464
- How you been?

487
00:22:45,497 --> 00:22:48,034
- Meh.
- Hey! You're the rabbi that...

488
00:22:48,066 --> 00:22:49,443
- Mr. Bouchard...

489
00:22:49,468 --> 00:22:51,448
I'm Captain Steinberg
with ASPIC.

490
00:22:51,470 --> 00:22:56,044
Well, one might wonder
why we should find you here.

491
00:22:56,074 --> 00:22:57,485
This is very unexpected.

492
00:22:57,509 --> 00:22:59,011
- I want to talk
to Maddy Harcourt.

493
00:22:59,044 --> 00:23:01,684
- Who's Harcourt?
- She's wailing for you.

494
00:23:01,713 --> 00:23:03,784
Please. follow me.

495
00:23:03,815 --> 00:23:05,095
- Come on. let's
follow protocol.

496
00:23:25,103 --> 00:23:26,844
- Take off the cuffs.

497
00:23:33,545 --> 00:23:34,922
Please leave us.

498
00:23:39,017 --> 00:23:40,189
Mr. Bouchard...

499
00:23:40,419 --> 00:23:42,797
- Oh, please, call me
Jake, or Jakey.

500
00:23:42,821 --> 00:23:44,596
My grandpa calls me Jakey.

501
00:23:44,623 --> 00:23:47,103
Um, where is my grandfather?

502
00:23:47,125 --> 00:23:49,696
- Don't worry,
Mr. Bouchard. He's close.

503
00:23:49,728 --> 00:23:52,572
I'm an old friend of his.
Madeleine Harcourt.

504
00:23:52,597 --> 00:23:54,543
Your grandfather and I
served together.

505
00:23:54,566 --> 00:23:57,069
- Oh. Uh, were you
one of the Devil's Scum?

506
00:23:57,102 --> 00:23:59,548
- Excuse me?

507
00:23:59,571 --> 00:24:00,914
- The Devil's Scum.

508
00:24:00,939 --> 00:24:04,443
Uh, Grandpa's old
special forces unit.

509
00:24:04,476 --> 00:24:07,047
- He told you he was
in a special forces unit?

510
00:24:07,078 --> 00:24:09,490
- Oh, I... I won't,
like, say anything.

511
00:24:09,514 --> 00:24:12,188
<i>I'll... I'll</i> keep <i>it</i>
to <i>myself,</i> I <i>promise.</i> Shhh!

512
00:24:12,217 --> 00:24:16,927
- Uh, Mr. Bouchard, what else
did your grandfather tell you?

513
00:24:18,557 --> 00:24:20,537
- Uh, where
do I start? <i>Uh...</i>

514
00:24:20,559 --> 00:24:23,472
Let's see... He told me
about North Korea.

515
00:24:23,495 --> 00:24:24,565
He told me about Mao

516
00:24:24,596 --> 00:24:27,975
and how that Argo movie
was all wrong or something.

517
00:24:27,999 --> 00:24:30,536
Uh, what are you guys
doing about Angie?

518
00:24:30,569 --> 00:24:31,570
- Angie?

519
00:24:31,603 --> 00:24:32,877
- Yeah, she's my...

520
00:24:32,904 --> 00:24:34,884
Uh, we were supposed
to pick up a girl.

521
00:24:34,906 --> 00:24:37,113
Her car broke down.
And then we got there.

522
00:24:37,142 --> 00:24:38,519
She wasn't.

523
00:24:38,543 --> 00:24:40,682
Grandpa thinks she's
mixed up in something.

524
00:24:40,712 --> 00:24:42,487
She was kidnapped.

525
00:24:43,715 --> 00:24:46,889
- Mr. Bouchard, did your
grandfather ever mention to you

526
00:24:46,918 --> 00:24:49,899
that he received a Section B
from the military?

527
00:24:49,921 --> 00:24:51,958
- Uh, I don't understand.

528
00:24:51,990 --> 00:24:53,799
- Your grandfather hasn't been

529
00:24:53,825 --> 00:24:55,998
on the active-duly
roster since 2005.

530
00:24:56,027 --> 00:24:58,098
He was found
mentally incompetent.

531
00:24:58,129 --> 00:25:00,803
- But he's not ment-
- Perhaps it was stress.

532
00:25:00,832 --> 00:25:02,675
Maybe shell shock.

533
00:25:02,701 --> 00:25:04,703
We had him on desk duly
for a few years.

534
00:25:04,736 --> 00:25:08,650
But sometimes an idea pops into
his head and he runs with it

535
00:25:08,673 --> 00:25:11,552
without realizing
how insane the idea is.

536
00:25:11,576 --> 00:25:12,987
It's actually quite impressive

537
00:25:13,011 --> 00:25:15,924
how detailed the fantasy world
is he can create.

538
00:25:15,947 --> 00:25:18,154
- OK. But what about Angie?
She's still missing.

539
00:25:18,183 --> 00:25:21,255
- You don't know where she is.
Doesn't mean she's missing.

540
00:25:22,888 --> 00:25:25,835
We'll look into it.
I'm sure she's fine.

541
00:25:25,857 --> 00:25:27,564
<i>- I...</i> The... the...
The shell casings!

542
00:25:27,592 --> 00:25:28,969
He found 2 shell casings

543
00:25:28,994 --> 00:25:30,837
at the place
she was supposed to be.

544
00:25:30,862 --> 00:25:34,708
- Did you happen to see him
pick up those shell casings?

545
00:25:34,733 --> 00:25:35,905
<i>- Well. no.</i>

546
00:25:35,934 --> 00:25:37,914
- Part of your
grandfathers dementia

547
00:25:37,936 --> 00:25:41,145
is that he collects all sorts
of odd bits of military junk:

548
00:25:41,172 --> 00:25:45,143
spent shells, old scraps
of enemy uniforms...

549
00:25:45,176 --> 00:25:47,850
He's probably been carrying
those shell casings around

550
00:25:47,879 --> 00:25:49,654
for the last 20 years.

551
00:25:54,786 --> 00:25:57,665
- So, he didn't lead
a raid on Mao's villa?

552
00:25:58,823 --> 00:26:00,769
The French Foreign Legion.

553
00:26:00,792 --> 00:26:03,068
The-the affair
with the double agent...

554
00:26:04,763 --> 00:26:06,242
- All fantasies.

555
00:26:07,799 --> 00:26:09,676
- Ah! I mean...

556
00:26:16,775 --> 00:26:18,311
Wait. No, no, no!

557
00:26:18,343 --> 00:26:19,720
He look down that big guy

558
00:26:19,744 --> 00:26:21,815
at the garage where
the rabbi picked us up.

559
00:26:21,846 --> 00:26:23,883
That guy was huge.
He used his bare hands.

560
00:26:23,915 --> 00:26:25,861
You should have seen it!
It was amazing!

561
00:26:25,884 --> 00:26:27,886
- Even old people.
When they have to.

562
00:26:27,919 --> 00:26:31,628
When they need to, they can
turn it on for one last mission.

563
00:26:32,891 --> 00:26:34,199
I know this is hard for you.

564
00:26:34,225 --> 00:26:36,102
Your grandfather
loves you very much.

565
00:26:36,127 --> 00:26:38,198
But he can no longer
function by himself.

566
00:26:38,229 --> 00:26:41,301
Well, not until we get him
back on his medication.

567
00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:45,206
- So, what happens to him?

568
00:26:45,236 --> 00:26:47,807
- We're going to move him
to a veterans hospital.

569
00:26:47,839 --> 00:26:50,615
In a few months, you'll
be able to see him again.

570
00:26:51,810 --> 00:26:53,756
We've left word
for your parents.

571
00:26:53,778 --> 00:26:56,782
I'm sure once they get it,
they'll come straight back.

572
00:26:56,815 --> 00:26:58,795
Everything's going to be fine.

573
00:26:58,817 --> 00:27:00,854
- Yeah, sure.

574
00:27:06,791 --> 00:27:08,771
Take good care of him.

575
00:27:09,794 --> 00:27:11,398
Mr. Bouchard...

576
00:27:19,704 --> 00:27:21,877
- Hey! Hey, you guys, in there!

577
00:27:21,906 --> 00:27:24,318
Hey! Look at me!
Look at me!

578
00:27:24,342 --> 00:27:25,946
I am not moving. OK?

579
00:27:25,977 --> 00:27:28,821
You get Madeleine Harcourt
to come in here.

580
00:27:28,847 --> 00:27:30,793
I am not moving!

581
00:27:30,815 --> 00:27:32,192
Take a look right here.

582
00:27:32,217 --> 00:27:35,687
I'm gonna stand here like
a rock, OK, until I see her.

583
00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:36,960
You got me?

584
00:27:36,988 --> 00:27:38,865
Hey! Maddy.
I, uh...

585
00:27:38,890 --> 00:27:41,871
- What? No salute for
a superior officer?

586
00:27:41,893 --> 00:27:43,270
I'm a commander now.

587
00:27:43,294 --> 00:27:45,968
- Oh! Then, um.
There you go, Commander.

588
00:27:45,997 --> 00:27:49,672
Uh... You always did like
being on lop anyway, huh?

589
00:27:49,701 --> 00:27:51,078
- My, oh my!

590
00:27:52,303 --> 00:27:54,783
- Where, um...
Where is my grandson?

591
00:27:54,806 --> 00:27:56,752
- We're taking good care of him.

592
00:27:56,775 --> 00:27:59,756
- Well, I'm sure you are.
And the Angie Wagner situation?

593
00:27:59,778 --> 00:28:01,257
- Uh, yes.
Jake's girlfriend.

594
00:28:01,279 --> 00:28:04,260
We found her car in a garage
where she had it lowed.

595
00:28:04,282 --> 00:28:07,286
She's probably having
a great time with her friends.

596
00:28:07,318 --> 00:28:09,161
Sorry she stood up
your grandson.

597
00:28:09,187 --> 00:28:10,757
He looks like a nice kid.

598
00:28:10,789 --> 00:28:12,427
- He is.

599
00:29:53,525 --> 00:29:55,835
Come on!

600
00:29:55,860 --> 00:29:57,840
No, no, no, no!

601
00:30:27,258 --> 00:30:29,829
- <i>911. What is the nature
of your emergency?</i>

602
00:30:29,861 --> 00:30:31,499
- Hello. My name
is Angie Wagner.

603
00:30:31,529 --> 00:30:32,974
And I've been kidnapped.

604
00:30:32,997 --> 00:30:33,998
Um... My car broke down.

605
00:30:34,032 --> 00:30:36,478
And there was an ambulance
and these SUVs.

606
00:30:36,501 --> 00:30:38,208
And they shot 2 people!

607
00:30:38,236 --> 00:30:40,147
He did! That man from the TV.

608
00:30:40,171 --> 00:30:43,243
- <i>OK, Angie, calm down.
Tell me where you are.</i>

609
00:30:43,274 --> 00:30:45,481
- He... he... he saw me.
And he look me to, um...

610
00:30:45,510 --> 00:30:48,320
I don't know. It's-it's...
It's somewhere by the water.

611
00:30:48,346 --> 00:30:50,917
Look, I got out of the room
they were holding me in

612
00:30:50,949 --> 00:30:52,326
and I got this phone.

613
00:30:52,350 --> 00:30:54,626
But I don't know when
they're gonna be back...

614
00:30:58,022 --> 00:30:59,899
- Tell me, Lou.
What were you thinking

615
00:30:59,924 --> 00:31:01,232
blowing your cover like that?

616
00:31:01,259 --> 00:31:03,136
- I wasn't thinking very much.

617
00:31:03,161 --> 00:31:05,869
- That's the cover story
you chose, Lou.

618
00:31:05,897 --> 00:31:08,173
We were ready to retire you
to a beach somewhere.

619
00:31:08,199 --> 00:31:10,941
- Well, I never really
expected this night lo happen.

620
00:31:10,969 --> 00:31:11,947
- Didn't you?

621
00:31:11,970 --> 00:31:13,449
Coming up with that story

622
00:31:13,471 --> 00:31:16,418
about Jake's girlfriend being
mixed up with the Krakhovians...

623
00:31:16,441 --> 00:31:19,012
- That is what where
all the evidence points at.

624
00:31:19,043 --> 00:31:20,920
- And on top of that,

625
00:31:20,945 --> 00:31:24,290
he tells me you divulged
classified information.

626
00:31:25,116 --> 00:31:28,063
And you told him about us.

627
00:31:28,086 --> 00:31:30,157
- I... I told him about.
Uh, a double agent.

628
00:31:30,188 --> 00:31:32,031
I didn't use your
name or anything.

629
00:31:32,056 --> 00:31:33,399
But what's the difference?

630
00:31:33,424 --> 00:31:36,200
He's used to his grandpa
telling him these wacky stories.

631
00:31:36,227 --> 00:31:38,036
He never believed a word of it.

632
00:31:38,062 --> 00:31:40,008
- He thinks you're
the greatest thing

633
00:31:40,031 --> 00:31:41,408
since the personal computer.

634
00:31:41,432 --> 00:31:43,207
- Really, huh?

635
00:31:44,035 --> 00:31:45,173
Hmm...

636
00:31:45,203 --> 00:31:48,514
- Tomorrow, we'll relocate
you to a safe house.

637
00:31:50,341 --> 00:31:54,551
- Um, would it be all right if
I said goodbye to my grandson?

638
00:31:54,579 --> 00:31:58,083
- What for? It'll just make
things harder for everyone.

639
00:32:00,118 --> 00:32:01,927
Excuse me.

640
00:32:04,956 --> 00:32:06,026
Yes?

641
00:32:06,057 --> 00:32:08,128
- <i>Officer, you're
needed in the control room.</i>

642
00:32:08,159 --> 00:32:09,433
I'll be right there.

643
00:32:13,164 --> 00:32:16,008
<i>I've got to go.
- Ah...</i>

644
00:32:16,034 --> 00:32:19,504
- Here. You've
got clearance.

645
00:32:19,537 --> 00:32:21,107
- Oh...

646
00:32:21,139 --> 00:32:22,413
- get yourself a cup of coffee.

647
00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:24,283
Catch a nap
in the officer's mess.

648
00:32:24,309 --> 00:32:26,118
We'll move you out
in a few hours.

649
00:32:26,144 --> 00:32:28,420
- OK, thanks.

650
00:32:28,446 --> 00:32:31,450
- I'm sorry it has to
be this way, Lou.

651
00:32:31,482 --> 00:32:33,655
- Yeah, well...

652
00:32:35,119 --> 00:32:37,690
OK, sweetie.

653
00:32:37,722 --> 00:32:41,534
Thanks. That Angie Wagner thing.
You're sure about that, huh?

654
00:32:41,559 --> 00:32:43,596
- She's fine! Quit
torturing yourself.

655
00:32:43,628 --> 00:32:45,005
Gel some rest.

656
00:32:45,029 --> 00:32:48,238
- I've been doing that
for years, you know.

657
00:32:49,100 --> 00:32:50,670
- Oh, and, Lou...

658
00:32:51,703 --> 00:32:53,114
don't do anything stupid.

659
00:32:53,137 --> 00:32:56,243
- I'm getting loo old
for the game now.

660
00:33:05,483 --> 00:33:08,054
- Come on. come on. come on.

661
00:33:08,086 --> 00:33:10,589
- Ah!
- Whoa, whoa!

662
00:33:12,223 --> 00:33:15,102
- Yeah! Ah...

663
00:33:17,362 --> 00:33:18,705
- <i>Oh!</i>

664
00:33:18,730 --> 00:33:20,175
- It's OK.

665
00:33:20,198 --> 00:33:21,472
- Oh, you reek!

666
00:33:21,499 --> 00:33:23,570
- In my country, we have saying;

667
00:33:23,601 --> 00:33:26,343
"If you hide in vat
of manure for 3 days,

668
00:33:26,371 --> 00:33:29,614
"you don't come out
smelling like the roses."

669
00:33:35,580 --> 00:33:37,617
- OK!

670
00:33:37,648 --> 00:33:41,221
- This does...
This does nothing.

671
00:33:41,252 --> 00:33:43,323
Good night, budgie rabbit.

672
00:33:48,126 --> 00:33:51,198
- We think it could be
from Komenkho's hideout.

673
00:33:51,229 --> 00:33:53,038
- This just came in through 911.

674
00:33:53,064 --> 00:33:54,338
- Play it.

675
00:33:54,365 --> 00:33:55,673
- <i>Hello! My name
is Angie Wagner,</i>

676
00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:57,202
<i>and I've been kidnapped.</i>

677
00:33:57,235 --> 00:33:59,181
Um... <i>My</i> car broke down.

678
00:33:59,203 --> 00:34:01,046
<i>And there was an ambulance
and these SUVs.</i>

679
00:34:01,072 --> 00:34:04,281
<i>And they shot 2 people!
He did! That man from the TV.</i>

680
00:34:04,308 --> 00:34:06,788
- <i>OK, Angie, calm down.
Tell me where you are.</i>

681
00:34:06,811 --> 00:34:10,349
- <i>He... he... he saw me.
And he took me to,</i> um...

682
00:34:10,381 --> 00:34:12,691
<i>I don't know. It's... it's...
It's somewhere by the warez.</i>

683
00:34:12,717 --> 00:34:14,697
<i>Look, I got out of the room
they were homing me in</i>

684
00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:16,221
<i>and I got this phone,</i>

685
00:34:16,254 --> 00:34:17,974
<i>but I don't know
when they're gonna be back.</i>

686
00:34:21,659 --> 00:34:22,637
- Call 911.

687
00:34:22,660 --> 00:34:24,196
Give them our
clearance information.

688
00:34:24,228 --> 00:34:26,071
Tell them it was
a training call.

689
00:34:26,097 --> 00:34:27,269
- Yes. ma'am.

690
00:34:27,298 --> 00:34:29,107
- Hey.
- Sir?

691
00:34:29,133 --> 00:34:32,478
- I'm here to, um, bring the kid
back to Madeleine Harcourt.

692
00:34:32,503 --> 00:34:34,346
Here you go.

693
00:34:35,339 --> 00:34:37,683
OK, uh.
Let's go, Jake.

694
00:34:37,708 --> 00:34:39,153
- What? No.

695
00:34:40,778 --> 00:34:42,257
- Excuse me.

696
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:43,850
Come here, son.

697
00:34:45,183 --> 00:34:46,355
Look, we don't have anytime.

698
00:34:46,384 --> 00:34:49,160
I'll tell you about
everything later, all right?

699
00:34:49,187 --> 00:34:50,291
- I know all about you.

700
00:34:50,321 --> 00:34:52,164
- Yeah?
- The Section B and everything.

701
00:34:52,190 --> 00:34:54,534
- It's not true.
- Madeleine told me.

702
00:34:54,559 --> 00:34:57,472
- Look, quite a few
people in this world

703
00:34:57,495 --> 00:34:59,441
would like to see my ass dead.

704
00:34:59,464 --> 00:35:01,671
So they built this cover story.

705
00:35:03,101 --> 00:35:05,172
Come on.
- No, man!

706
00:35:05,203 --> 00:35:06,876
I'm not going anywhere with you!

707
00:35:07,105 --> 00:35:11,247
Look, I'm tired of everyone
telling me what to do! OK?

708
00:35:11,275 --> 00:35:16,122
- Listen, Angie is
in a lot of trouble.

709
00:35:16,147 --> 00:35:17,251
- No, she's not.

710
00:35:17,281 --> 00:35:20,819
Just because we can't find her
does not mean she is missing.

711
00:35:20,852 --> 00:35:22,297
She must be fine.

712
00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:24,197
- She is not fine.

713
00:35:24,222 --> 00:35:27,203
And if we don't move.
And I'm talking about right now.

714
00:35:27,225 --> 00:35:30,365
She's gonna be a lot
worse than not fine, OK?

715
00:35:32,230 --> 00:35:33,641
Look at me.

716
00:35:35,199 --> 00:35:37,372
I am not crazy.

717
00:35:39,370 --> 00:35:40,906
- <i>How do</i> I <i>know?</i>

718
00:35:41,139 --> 00:35:42,243
- You don't.

719
00:35:42,273 --> 00:35:46,244
You don't. But you do know
that I'm your grandfather.

720
00:35:46,277 --> 00:35:48,518
You know I'm kind of capable.

721
00:35:48,546 --> 00:35:50,787
Look, as you get older.

722
00:35:50,815 --> 00:35:52,522
You're gonna have a lot
of these moments.

723
00:35:52,550 --> 00:35:55,360
And when they happen.
The best advice I can give you

724
00:35:55,386 --> 00:35:57,366
is you listen to your
heart and your guts.

725
00:35:57,388 --> 00:35:59,163
And you won't go wrong.

726
00:36:00,224 --> 00:36:01,601
So...

727
00:36:03,661 --> 00:36:05,663
What do you say?

728
00:36:11,269 --> 00:36:13,180
- OK.

729
00:36:13,204 --> 00:36:14,774
- OK.
- OK.

730
00:36:17,808 --> 00:36:20,618
- Put up the interrogation room.

731
00:36:22,313 --> 00:36:24,623
Zoom in.

732
00:36:28,886 --> 00:36:30,627
Dammit, Lou!

733
00:36:30,655 --> 00:36:32,601
Call security at the entrance.

734
00:36:32,623 --> 00:36:34,660
I'm sure they can
slop Major Crawford.

735
00:36:34,692 --> 00:36:37,400
- Yes, ma'am.
- Security.

736
00:36:38,729 --> 00:36:40,800
- Aren't they looking for us?

737
00:36:40,831 --> 00:36:42,401
- They are now.

738
00:36:44,435 --> 00:36:45,607
How you doing?

739
00:36:45,636 --> 00:36:48,242
- One moment, sir.
Are you Major Crawford?

740
00:36:48,272 --> 00:36:49,546
- Uh, yes.
Yes, I am.

741
00:36:49,574 --> 00:36:51,884
Are you, um. shocked
and unconscious?

742
00:36:53,311 --> 00:36:56,258
That's the trouble
with this generation.

743
00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:57,486
They have no stamina.

744
00:36:58,316 --> 00:37:00,626
- Ma'am...

745
00:37:03,621 --> 00:37:06,329
- Hey, so what are we
supposed to do?

746
00:37:06,357 --> 00:37:07,734
They have our car keys.

747
00:37:07,758 --> 00:37:09,328
- We don't need car keys.

748
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:11,670
I, uh...
I got my, uh...

749
00:37:12,730 --> 00:37:13,800
- Bobby pin?

750
00:37:13,831 --> 00:37:15,742
- No, it's the
original bobby pin.

751
00:37:15,766 --> 00:37:17,575
It's my money clip,
my nose plug,

752
00:37:17,602 --> 00:37:21,414
uh, temporary zipper repair
and my lock pick.

753
00:37:21,439 --> 00:37:23,476
- Oh.
- Come on!

754
00:37:25,876 --> 00:37:28,584
- Grandpa, there's a gate!
- Screw it! Hit it.

755
00:37:31,849 --> 00:37:34,261
- Should we send men after them?

756
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:37,490
Ma'am?

757
00:37:37,521 --> 00:37:39,467
- Angie got kidnapped
by Komenkho.

758
00:37:39,490 --> 00:37:42,562
- Komenkho? No.
He's dead, remember?

759
00:37:42,593 --> 00:37:45,403
- Here's what I think happened;

760
00:37:45,429 --> 00:37:46,999
Angie's on the way to the party.

761
00:37:47,031 --> 00:37:49,739
<i>The car goes on the fritz.
She makes that phone call.</i>

762
00:37:49,767 --> 00:37:52,976
<i>After the phone call, she hears
something from the alley.</i>

763
00:37:53,004 --> 00:37:54,677
<i>She runs out.</i>

764
00:37:54,705 --> 00:37:59,279
<i>She sees this ambulance,
but the patient, he's not dead.</i>

765
00:37:59,310 --> 00:38:01,381
<i>No. He's very much alive.</i>

766
00:38:03,481 --> 00:38:05,552
- I see movement!
- This way!

767
00:38:09,487 --> 00:38:12,559
- Run, run. run!
- In the trees!

768
00:38:14,292 --> 00:38:18,434
<i>So, they kidnap Angie
and they get her car towed.</i>

769
00:38:18,462 --> 00:38:20,738
- So, Komenkho faked
his heart attack.

770
00:38:20,765 --> 00:38:23,302
- Well. I mean. he's
indicted on war crimes.

771
00:38:23,334 --> 00:38:24,506
He's got to get out of here.

772
00:38:24,535 --> 00:38:26,378
Angie's his insurance policy.

773
00:38:26,404 --> 00:38:29,317
If we can hack
into the 911 system.

774
00:38:29,340 --> 00:38:30,785
We can get her location.

775
00:38:30,808 --> 00:38:32,412
That's it.

776
00:38:32,443 --> 00:38:34,013
- We have to talk to Wendell.

777
00:38:34,045 --> 00:38:35,456
<i>'</i> Who?

778
00:38:35,479 --> 00:38:38,358
- Wendell. Trust me.
He's the guy.

779
00:38:45,456 --> 00:38:47,834
- Hey, slop! Hey, hey!
It's Jake. It's Jake.

780
00:38:49,994 --> 00:38:53,441
Look, we need you to hack
into the 911 phone system.

781
00:38:53,464 --> 00:38:54,738
- Now?
- Yeah.

782
00:38:54,765 --> 00:38:56,608
- It's impossible.
- Not for you.

783
00:38:56,634 --> 00:38:58,841
- It's a government system.
Heavily encrypted.

784
00:38:58,869 --> 00:39:00,871
Maybe if I had
my own terminal, I could...

785
00:39:00,905 --> 00:39:03,476
- If we got a government
terminal, would you do it?

786
00:39:03,507 --> 00:39:04,850
Get up!
- Let's go!

787
00:39:04,875 --> 00:39:05,649
- Now?
- Yeah.

788
00:39:05,676 --> 00:39:07,587
- What's going on?

789
00:39:22,593 --> 00:39:23,697
- What?

790
00:39:29,633 --> 00:39:34,412
Major Lou Crawford,
on my doorstep!

791
00:39:34,438 --> 00:39:35,576
- How you been, Harry?

792
00:39:35,606 --> 00:39:38,485
- You come to finally
pay up on that card game?

793
00:39:38,509 --> 00:39:40,614
- I will. But I need
your help, all right?

794
00:39:40,644 --> 00:39:42,715
- Well. come on in.

795
00:39:44,515 --> 00:39:45,892
- Hi.

796
00:39:45,916 --> 00:39:50,023
- Harry, we brought Wendell here
to hack into the 911 system

797
00:39:50,054 --> 00:39:52,591
because we're tracing
a phone call.

798
00:39:56,627 --> 00:39:59,801
- Meet the last
of the UNIVAC 2000s.

799
00:39:59,830 --> 00:40:03,642
Built it myself, like
everything else in here.

800
00:40:03,667 --> 00:40:05,738
- Jake, the calculator
on my phone

801
00:40:05,770 --> 00:40:08,046
is more sophisticated
than this thing.

802
00:40:08,072 --> 00:40:11,019
- Well, maybe the Japs have
got you fooled into thinking

803
00:40:11,041 --> 00:40:13,043
that phone of yours
is the cat's teats.

804
00:40:13,077 --> 00:40:15,557
But I ain't never met
a communications system

805
00:40:15,579 --> 00:40:17,559
that could keep out
Old Reliable here.

806
00:40:17,581 --> 00:40:19,527
- My phone's from Korea.

807
00:40:19,550 --> 00:40:22,053
- Koreans make phones?

808
00:40:22,086 --> 00:40:24,430
Well, what's next?
We make pals with the Cubans?

809
00:40:24,455 --> 00:40:25,456
- Actually...

810
00:40:25,489 --> 00:40:26,661
- Listen, if you want

811
00:40:26,690 --> 00:40:28,567
to break into
a government system.

812
00:40:28,592 --> 00:40:30,435
My UNIVAC is the
only game in town.

813
00:40:32,663 --> 00:40:34,734
Let me show you
something else here.

814
00:40:34,765 --> 00:40:36,608
Wait till you see this!

815
00:40:39,937 --> 00:40:44,477
The 7th cup.
All from the same bag.

816
00:40:45,810 --> 00:40:47,619
" Tea?

817
00:40:47,645 --> 00:40:48,589
- <i>Oh, uh...</i>

818
00:40:48,612 --> 00:40:51,559
- Tea? What about
my 911 call?

819
00:40:51,582 --> 00:40:54,085
- Right, right.
Um... All right, boys.

820
00:40:54,118 --> 00:40:56,598
You, go over there
and wait until I tell you

821
00:40:56,620 --> 00:40:57,621
to throw that switch.

822
00:40:57,655 --> 00:40:58,793
You, sit down here

823
00:40:58,823 --> 00:41:00,666
and wait till I tell you
to push the button.

824
00:41:00,691 --> 00:41:02,671
- OK.
- OK. get ready.

825
00:41:02,693 --> 00:41:04,229
- This is safe, right?

826
00:41:04,462 --> 00:41:05,634
- Well, we'll soon find out.

827
00:41:08,866 --> 00:41:11,506
All right.
Flip the switch.

828
00:41:11,535 --> 00:41:14,072
Press the button.
Everybody, cover your eyes!

829
00:41:17,541 --> 00:41:19,077
Yahoo!

830
00:41:20,544 --> 00:41:22,114
Whoo-hoo!

831
00:41:26,016 --> 00:41:28,018
What's with all the car alarms?

832
00:41:28,052 --> 00:41:31,261
- Electromagnetic surge!
It's to be expected!

833
00:41:31,489 --> 00:41:33,628
Come on, Harry! Not again!

834
00:41:33,657 --> 00:41:35,967
- I'll hear about
this in the morning.

835
00:41:37,928 --> 00:41:41,068
- OK. Where's your
Wi-Fi code?

836
00:41:41,098 --> 00:41:42,668
- Wh-what?

837
00:41:42,700 --> 00:41:44,941
- Never mind.
I'll just improvise.

838
00:41:52,009 --> 00:41:53,579
- Hey, Harry, what's that?

839
00:41:53,611 --> 00:41:54,988
- Batteries.

840
00:41:55,012 --> 00:41:56,650
Elon Musk's team design.

841
00:41:56,680 --> 00:41:59,183
It can feed this entire
building for a month.

842
00:41:59,216 --> 00:42:01,719
- If I can link your
computer to mine,

843
00:42:01,752 --> 00:42:05,632
I should be able to establish a
connection to the 911 database.

844
00:42:08,759 --> 00:42:10,170
I'm in!

845
00:42:11,695 --> 00:42:15,609
OK, locating our time frame...
Let's see what we have.

846
00:42:17,568 --> 00:42:20,845
<i>My cat's stuck up
the tree! Now it's down again!</i>

847
00:42:22,706 --> 00:42:24,617
- <i>My name is Angie Wagner and...</i>

848
00:42:24,642 --> 00:42:26,053
- Slop! That's it!

849
00:42:26,076 --> 00:42:27,646
- Um... <i>My</i> car broke down.

850
00:42:27,678 --> 00:42:29,954
<i>And there was an ambulance
and these SUVs.</i>

851
00:42:29,980 --> 00:42:31,789
<i>And they shot</i> 2 <i>people!</i>

852
00:42:31,815 --> 00:42:33,692
<i>He did! That man from the TV.</i>

853
00:42:33,717 --> 00:42:34,889
- Komenkho?

854
00:42:34,919 --> 00:42:36,762
- <i>He saw me.
And he took me to,</i> um...

855
00:42:36,787 --> 00:42:39,063
<i>I don't know. It's-Jr's
somewhere by the warez.</i>

856
00:42:39,089 --> 00:42:41,626
<i>I got out of the room
they were homing me in</i>

857
00:42:41,659 --> 00:42:42,967
<i>and I got this phone,</i>

858
00:42:42,993 --> 00:42:44,768
<i>but I don't know
when they're gonna be back.</i>

859
00:42:46,897 --> 00:42:49,104
- No! Come on, you
got to find them, buddy.

860
00:42:49,133 --> 00:42:50,339
Come on. please.

861
00:42:50,568 --> 00:42:54,072
- I've retraced where
the signal came from.

862
00:42:54,104 --> 00:42:57,051
- What do we do now, Grandpa?

863
00:42:57,074 --> 00:43:00,146
- Let's get the rest
of the Scum.

864
00:43:05,049 --> 00:43:08,758
- Boys, I want you to meet our
paratrooper and climbing fool.

865
00:43:08,786 --> 00:43:10,356
This is Mother.

866
00:43:12,256 --> 00:43:14,236
- Is he dead?

867
00:43:17,361 --> 00:43:19,034
Ah!

868
00:43:20,230 --> 00:43:22,210
- Is that you, Major?

869
00:43:22,232 --> 00:43:23,939
Harry!

870
00:43:23,968 --> 00:43:27,973
- Just please
let me go, Mr. Mother.

871
00:43:28,005 --> 00:43:29,712
- Give us a little
love, brother.

872
00:43:29,740 --> 00:43:31,913
- Help me up!

873
00:43:37,681 --> 00:43:38,682
- What does it take...

874
00:43:42,620 --> 00:43:44,998
<i>'</i> Hey. Wolf!
- Lou!

875
00:43:46,323 --> 00:43:47,734
Harry!

876
00:43:47,758 --> 00:43:50,261
- Wolf!
- Hey!

877
00:43:50,294 --> 00:43:52,069
- Mother, you, uh...

878
00:43:56,934 --> 00:43:59,744
This a surprise!
I mean...

879
00:43:59,770 --> 00:44:01,081
- Oh, hey, boys.
This is, uh, Wolf.

880
00:44:01,105 --> 00:44:02,812
He's our explosives expert.

881
00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:03,875
- Hi!

882
00:44:03,907 --> 00:44:06,080
- A man of the cloth...
Some things do change.

883
00:44:06,110 --> 00:44:09,717
- Honey! Don't leave me hanging.
I've got a spec...

884
00:44:11,181 --> 00:44:12,683
- Some things don't!

885
00:44:18,789 --> 00:44:19,961
I'm sorry.

886
00:44:19,990 --> 00:44:22,664
- Shhh, Shhh! Shhh!

887
00:44:30,334 --> 00:44:31,711
- Grandpa, are you sure
we're supposed 10...

888
00:44:31,735 --> 00:44:33,408
- Shhh, Shhh, Shhh!

889
00:44:37,708 --> 00:44:39,819
- So, you've come to play games
with ol' Giovanni, huh?

890
00:44:39,843 --> 00:44:41,948
I gotta tell you;
I play to win.

891
00:44:42,813 --> 00:44:44,759
- Good evening, Giovanni.

892
00:44:52,756 --> 00:44:54,201
- Major?

893
00:44:55,926 --> 00:44:57,462
- I thought you were dead!

894
00:44:57,695 --> 00:45:00,733
I don't think so, no.
No, but I'm a little older.

895
00:45:00,764 --> 00:45:02,937
But, look, maybe you
can help me.

896
00:45:02,966 --> 00:45:05,446
I'm looking for some
gun-crazed weapons engineer

897
00:45:05,469 --> 00:45:06,777
and a-and a camo expert.

898
00:45:06,804 --> 00:45:08,841
- Let me thing about it
for about a week.

899
00:45:08,872 --> 00:45:10,783
- Do that.
- I'll get back to you.

900
00:45:10,808 --> 00:45:11,843
- Uh-huh.

901
00:45:11,875 --> 00:45:14,913
- Louis! Louis! Louis!

902
00:45:16,346 --> 00:45:18,952
- I thought you were dead.
- No, no.

903
00:45:18,982 --> 00:45:21,121
- Scum! It's the Scum!

904
00:45:21,151 --> 00:45:23,927
You're all a bunch of scum!
That's what you are!

905
00:45:25,389 --> 00:45:27,767
- Oh, man!
- And you're still alive!

906
00:45:27,791 --> 00:45:28,769
And you're still alive!

907
00:45:28,792 --> 00:45:30,328
- Yeah!
- You're all old people!

908
00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:32,397
What did you do.
Empty out the rest home?

909
00:45:32,429 --> 00:45:34,875
- You got anything
you want to confess?

910
00:45:34,898 --> 00:45:37,879
- You can slick that
where the sun don't shine.

911
00:45:37,901 --> 00:45:39,505
Who are the kids?

912
00:45:46,977 --> 00:45:49,787
Gentlemen! Behold!

913
00:45:49,813 --> 00:45:54,023
Averitable Geppetto's workhouse
of military wonders,

914
00:45:54,051 --> 00:45:57,828
where the warrior in you
can find everything he needs

915
00:45:57,855 --> 00:45:59,801
to achieve his greatest dreams.

916
00:45:59,823 --> 00:46:01,496
- Hmm!

917
00:46:01,525 --> 00:46:04,028
- Oh yeah!

918
00:46:06,764 --> 00:46:08,141
- <i>Oh.</i>

919
00:46:09,066 --> 00:46:10,909
- Hey! get away from that gun!

920
00:46:10,934 --> 00:46:13,210
- I'm sorry!
- You ruined my coffee pol!

921
00:46:13,237 --> 00:46:15,843
- I said I was sorry, OK?
It just looked cool.

922
00:46:15,873 --> 00:46:17,443
- You ruined my coffee pol.

923
00:46:17,474 --> 00:46:20,944
- That's loo bad.
That was really good coffee.

924
00:46:23,914 --> 00:46:25,985
- OK!

925
00:46:26,016 --> 00:46:28,997
At 7:45 this afternoon.

926
00:46:29,019 --> 00:46:32,933
My grandson's girlfriend
was kidnapped by Krakhovians.

927
00:46:32,956 --> 00:46:35,266
- Krakhovians?
- Komenkho.

928
00:46:35,292 --> 00:46:36,464
- Oh boy!

929
00:46:36,493 --> 00:46:39,906
- All right, so.
This is the warehouse

930
00:46:39,930 --> 00:46:42,001
where they're holding her.

931
00:46:42,032 --> 00:46:43,477
We got 4 entrances here.

932
00:46:43,500 --> 00:46:45,980
What we have to do
is coordinate a strike

933
00:46:46,003 --> 00:46:47,846
at each one of those entrances.

934
00:46:47,871 --> 00:46:50,215
What we need to do first
is get 2 cameras

935
00:46:50,240 --> 00:46:54,017
from these opposite corners here
to cover the whole place.

936
00:46:54,044 --> 00:46:55,352
Now, along this west wall here.

937
00:46:55,379 --> 00:46:57,450
There's a bunch
of these transformers.

938
00:46:57,481 --> 00:47:00,087
And we'll need you
to, uh, sneak in there

939
00:47:00,117 --> 00:47:02,996
and throw that switch off
for a diversion.

940
00:47:03,020 --> 00:47:04,590
Pop it off.

941
00:47:04,822 --> 00:47:06,529
- OK?
- Just pop it off?

942
00:47:06,557 --> 00:47:08,537
- Yeah, pop it off.

943
00:47:08,559 --> 00:47:10,539
ThiS...
- Mm-hmm?

944
00:47:10,561 --> 00:47:11,938
<i>- Is you.</i>

945
00:47:11,962 --> 00:47:16,069
You will zip line
from the lower to the roof.

946
00:47:16,099 --> 00:47:19,273
And then rappel down
onto the south entrance.

947
00:47:19,303 --> 00:47:20,338
- I'm not going up there!

948
00:47:20,370 --> 00:47:22,611
- You were the best
wire man we had.

949
00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:23,875
Please go there, alright?

950
00:47:23,907 --> 00:47:26,148
<i>Harry...
- Hmm?</i>

951
00:47:27,544 --> 00:47:28,989
- The north.

952
00:47:29,012 --> 00:47:31,891
Which is the channel
you'll be coming through.

953
00:47:31,915 --> 00:47:32,916
The north.
That's water

954
00:47:32,950 --> 00:47:34,861
- In the water?

955
00:47:34,885 --> 00:47:37,422
- That reminds me. I saw
one of them deep-diving suits.

956
00:47:37,454 --> 00:47:40,401
- Yeah, I have that.
That's vintage, 1944.

957
00:47:40,424 --> 00:47:42,461
- Nice!
- Uh, still works, I think.

958
00:47:42,492 --> 00:47:45,063
- You think? What do
you mean, you think?

959
00:47:45,095 --> 00:47:46,301
- Ah, 50-50.

960
00:47:47,865 --> 00:47:50,072
I'm kidding you!
- Oh, OK.

961
00:47:50,100 --> 00:47:52,944
- All right, Wolf.
Right outside the east side,

962
00:47:52,970 --> 00:47:55,007
about 100, 200 yards
down the road.

963
00:47:55,038 --> 00:47:56,949
There's this trolley.

964
00:47:56,974 --> 00:47:59,284
I want you to load it up
with explosives

965
00:47:59,309 --> 00:48:00,913
and run it into that door.

966
00:48:00,944 --> 00:48:02,981
Splintering it
to smithereens, OK,

967
00:48:03,013 --> 00:48:05,516
just like we did
in Saigon in '71.

968
00:48:05,549 --> 00:48:07,495
- Oh. Whoa, whoa!
You're kidding, right?

969
00:48:07,517 --> 00:48:08,996
- Do I look like I'm Kidding?

970
00:48:09,019 --> 00:48:10,020
- Yeah.

971
00:48:13,090 --> 00:48:15,036
- Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa!

972
00:48:18,629 --> 00:48:20,506
- Take it easy, guys.

973
00:48:23,300 --> 00:48:28,272
- I want to talk to you about.
Um, our assault vehicle.

974
00:48:28,305 --> 00:48:30,615
What happened to the Scummobile?

975
00:48:35,412 --> 00:48:36,914
- I sold it.

976
00:48:36,947 --> 00:48:39,052
- Seriously?
- I'm sorry.

977
00:48:39,082 --> 00:48:40,060
I needed the money.

978
00:48:40,083 --> 00:48:42,120
- It's not your fault, OK?

979
00:48:42,152 --> 00:48:43,529
Now, is there any chance

980
00:48:43,553 --> 00:48:45,396
that maybe you got.
Uh, something else?

981
00:48:45,422 --> 00:48:48,028
You got another
kind of vehicle or...

982
00:48:48,058 --> 00:48:50,004
That means yes.
When you're smiling.

983
00:48:50,027 --> 00:48:51,199
- Yes!
- Good.

984
00:48:51,228 --> 00:48:53,333
I made it myself. Come here!

985
00:48:53,363 --> 00:48:55,365
- Come on, boys! Let's go.

986
00:49:05,475 --> 00:49:07,284
- Gentlemen!

987
00:49:08,345 --> 00:49:09,517
- Wow!

988
00:49:09,546 --> 00:49:14,086
An original 1979
Volkswagen Transporter 2.

989
00:49:15,152 --> 00:49:16,460
This is awesome!

990
00:49:16,486 --> 00:49:20,525
- Lou, what in Heaven's name are
we supposed to do with that?

991
00:49:20,557 --> 00:49:23,060
- It could make
a great base camp.

992
00:49:23,093 --> 00:49:24,367
- Are you serious?

993
00:49:24,394 --> 00:49:26,704
- I kind of like it.
It looks pretty cool.

994
00:49:26,730 --> 00:49:28,107
- But we gonna die!

995
00:49:28,131 --> 00:49:30,111
<i>- Are we out of our
Tricking minds here'?</i>

996
00:49:30,133 --> 00:49:31,612
- Hey, Wolf...
- Wolf, nothing!

997
00:49:31,635 --> 00:49:34,047
In case you haven't
noticed, Major.

998
00:49:34,071 --> 00:49:36,108
We're no youngsters anymore.

999
00:49:36,139 --> 00:49:37,345
And I got myself a woman.

1000
00:49:37,374 --> 00:49:39,718
And I'm a priest.
And a damned good one!

1001
00:49:39,743 --> 00:49:42,155
- Maybe we want to think
this thing through.

1002
00:49:42,179 --> 00:49:43,658
Let's sleep on it, all right?

1003
00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:47,127
- I don't sleep good anymore.
I pee 8 times a night.

1004
00:49:47,150 --> 00:49:48,754
Six in the toilet.

1005
00:49:48,986 --> 00:49:51,557
- I... I don't think this
is a good time for this.

1006
00:49:51,588 --> 00:49:55,035
- Enough of that! OK?
Forget this crazy talk!

1007
00:49:55,058 --> 00:49:58,096
We should all go home.
Forget this night ever happened.

1008
00:49:58,128 --> 00:49:59,505
Look, I love you guys.

1009
00:49:59,529 --> 00:50:02,032
You're gonna do
what you're gonna do.

1010
00:50:02,065 --> 00:50:05,308
May God go with you.
I'm out of here.

1011
00:50:06,303 --> 00:50:08,749
- I think Wolf has a point, Lou.

1012
00:50:28,191 --> 00:50:30,569
- It's... I...

1013
00:50:30,594 --> 00:50:32,471
I... Uh...

1014
00:50:43,407 --> 00:50:44,818
- No.

1015
00:50:47,277 --> 00:50:49,553
- Another lime.
Another place, fellas.

1016
00:50:49,579 --> 00:50:52,526
Drop in to my church.
It might do you some good.

1017
00:50:54,251 --> 00:50:55,229
- Bye.

1018
00:50:55,252 --> 00:50:56,697
- What, that's it?

1019
00:50:56,720 --> 00:51:00,224
This is the Devil's Scum
I've heard so much about?

1020
00:51:00,257 --> 00:51:03,238
The men who assassinated Hitler.
Who fronted the Tel Offensive?

1021
00:51:03,260 --> 00:51:04,432
That's it?

1022
00:51:04,461 --> 00:51:06,304
You know what? Just go.

1023
00:51:06,329 --> 00:51:10,334
Leave. But I will never
forget this night.

1024
00:51:10,367 --> 00:51:12,438
<i>You want</i> to <i>know why?</i>

1025
00:51:12,469 --> 00:51:15,382
'Cause this is the night
that I learned about bravery.

1026
00:51:15,405 --> 00:51:18,249
And I learned it from
hearing stories about you men.

1027
00:51:18,275 --> 00:51:19,811
The Devil's Scum!

1028
00:51:19,843 --> 00:51:21,686
Look, my generation.

1029
00:51:21,711 --> 00:51:24,214
We have no idea
how good we have it.

1030
00:51:24,247 --> 00:51:26,591
OK, we... we... we text
on our smartphones.

1031
00:51:26,616 --> 00:51:28,721
We update our statuses
on Facebook.

1032
00:51:28,752 --> 00:51:30,263
We... we listen to our music
in the Cloud.

1033
00:51:30,287 --> 00:51:32,733
All without realizing
that this world is a safer place

1034
00:51:32,756 --> 00:51:34,736
because of men like you.

1035
00:51:34,758 --> 00:51:37,136
Men who fought so that kids
like me could be free

1036
00:51:37,160 --> 00:51:40,403
lo-lo text and tweet
and "like" and "poke."

1037
00:51:40,430 --> 00:51:42,740
OK, you know what I said today?

1038
00:51:42,766 --> 00:51:46,304
I said that old people
should be seen and not heard.

1039
00:51:46,336 --> 00:51:47,781
- It's true. I heard it.

1040
00:51:47,804 --> 00:51:50,250
I thought it was
very disrespectful.

1041
00:51:50,273 --> 00:51:51,445
- Well. I was wrong.

1042
00:51:51,475 --> 00:51:54,149
Old people have a lot
to leach my generation.

1043
00:51:54,177 --> 00:51:56,783
One thing they don't have to
leach us is how to quit.

1044
00:51:56,813 --> 00:51:59,123
'Cause we already
know how to do that.

1045
00:52:01,251 --> 00:52:02,730
You know, the Devil's Scum.

1046
00:52:02,752 --> 00:52:06,165
You guys look on the world when
the world was a dangerous place.

1047
00:52:06,189 --> 00:52:09,193
Well, you know what? The world
is still a dangerous place.

1048
00:52:09,226 --> 00:52:12,173
And now more than ever.
We need heroes.

1049
00:52:12,195 --> 00:52:14,539
There's a girl
in trouble tonight...

1050
00:52:16,133 --> 00:52:17,737
big trouble.

1051
00:52:19,402 --> 00:52:21,177
And she needs you.

1052
00:52:22,506 --> 00:52:24,417
She needs the Devil's Scum.

1053
00:52:24,441 --> 00:52:27,445
So go on.
Leave. Quit.

1054
00:52:27,477 --> 00:52:29,514
Do what you want to do.

1055
00:52:29,546 --> 00:52:32,493
But I know 2 people
who aren't gonna quit.

1056
00:52:33,850 --> 00:52:35,761
Right, Grandpa?

1057
00:52:38,889 --> 00:52:40,800
- That's right, son.

1058
00:52:48,231 --> 00:52:50,677
- Wrong.

1059
00:52:53,236 --> 00:52:55,307
There's 3 of us.

1060
00:53:03,280 --> 00:53:05,419
- What do you say, boys?

1061
00:53:06,616 --> 00:53:09,392
A chance to go out
on our shields.

1062
00:53:13,957 --> 00:53:15,630
Come on.

1063
00:53:21,898 --> 00:53:23,377
Wendell?

1064
00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:26,313
- As long as I'm home
before breakfast.

1065
00:53:26,336 --> 00:53:28,714
Mom's making
chocolate-chip pancakes.

1066
00:53:51,294 --> 00:53:52,773
- Nobody pulls us apart.

1067
00:53:52,796 --> 00:53:56,642
Not before we break them apart!

1068
00:53:56,666 --> 00:53:58,907
- All right.
The sun's coming up.

1069
00:53:58,935 --> 00:54:00,881
- Mm-hmm.

1070
00:54:00,904 --> 00:54:03,908
- Up jump the Devil, boys.
- Thank you, sir.

1071
00:54:22,892 --> 00:54:25,498
<i>You sure you boys
want to be here?</i>

1072
00:54:25,528 --> 00:54:27,872
- Well, I'm so scared.
I might pee in my pants.

1073
00:54:27,897 --> 00:54:29,308
- Yeah, I'm all in.

1074
00:54:32,435 --> 00:54:34,972
I'm loo old for this.

1075
00:54:51,855 --> 00:54:54,426
- Mother, you all
clear up there?

1076
00:54:54,457 --> 00:54:56,528
- Eagle eye. Two birds
on the roof.

1077
00:54:56,559 --> 00:54:58,436
- Cage them all.
All of them.

1078
00:54:58,461 --> 00:54:59,872
- Copy that.

1079
00:55:05,468 --> 00:55:08,847
Sleep well. soldiers!

1080
00:55:14,978 --> 00:55:17,481
<i>Harry,
there's 2 coming towards you.</i>

1081
00:55:17,514 --> 00:55:19,494
<i>Don't blow any bubbles, OK?</i>

1082
00:55:19,516 --> 00:55:22,827
- Roger that!
Where am I going again?

1083
00:55:24,487 --> 00:55:26,023
- The eyes are on.

1084
00:55:27,924 --> 00:55:29,699
- Roger.

1085
00:55:29,726 --> 00:55:31,831
- It's exposed here.
Watch for me.

1086
00:55:31,861 --> 00:55:36,105
- East/south eyes...
are hot.

1087
00:55:36,333 --> 00:55:40,440
- Copy that.
Gio. Don't move!

1088
00:55:40,470 --> 00:55:41,972
<i>You got a guy coming-</i>

1089
00:55:42,005 --> 00:55:43,643
- Hey, zoom out.

1090
00:55:48,011 --> 00:55:50,082
- Am I clear?
- Yeah, you're ab' clear:

1091
00:55:50,113 --> 00:55:51,956
<i>Now tum off that switch.</i>

1092
00:55:51,981 --> 00:55:53,654
- All right. Here I go.

1093
00:55:58,421 --> 00:56:00,867
- Eagle Eye! You
ready to fly, brother?

1094
00:56:00,890 --> 00:56:02,460
- Oh yeah!

1095
00:56:06,396 --> 00:56:07,568
- Hey, it's working.

1096
00:56:09,399 --> 00:56:12,403
- It's time...
- Yeah? OK.

1097
00:56:12,435 --> 00:56:14,142
What do I do if you need help?

1098
00:56:14,371 --> 00:56:17,375
- Um, it'll come to you.

1099
00:56:17,407 --> 00:56:19,978
- Hey, Grandpa...
- Yeah?

1100
00:56:21,044 --> 00:56:22,546
- Be careful.

1101
00:56:24,481 --> 00:56:26,461
- Thanks.

1102
00:56:28,585 --> 00:56:31,566
- Whoa! No.
Oh, please!

1103
00:56:31,588 --> 00:56:32,692
Don't look down!

1104
00:56:32,722 --> 00:56:34,861
Don't look down.
Oh, I looked down.

1105
00:56:37,060 --> 00:56:39,165
No! Ah! Oh!

1106
00:56:39,396 --> 00:56:41,535
There goes my last kidney.

1107
00:56:51,574 --> 00:56:54,054
All right. Got you!

1108
00:56:55,078 --> 00:56:57,490
Oh, I gotta get up!
Oh my goodness.

1109
00:56:57,514 --> 00:56:59,494
Ah!

1110
00:57:05,655 --> 00:57:07,134
- Ah!

1111
00:57:08,691 --> 00:57:10,500
It's easier with cartilage.

1112
00:57:10,527 --> 00:57:14,441
- OK! Here we go.
Real simple...

1113
00:57:16,166 --> 00:57:18,476
Oh, my back!

1114
00:57:18,501 --> 00:57:20,572
- Why isn't he
flicking the switch?

1115
00:57:26,142 --> 00:57:30,113
- Lord, please protect Lou
so I can kill him myself!

1116
00:57:53,937 --> 00:57:57,646
- Gio! Come on.
What the heck's going on?

1117
00:57:57,674 --> 00:58:01,679
- Lou, hold on a minute.
A slipped disc.

1118
00:58:01,711 --> 00:58:03,657
Ah, two inches.

1119
00:58:05,715 --> 00:58:07,695
- Harry?
- Oh!

1120
00:58:07,717 --> 00:58:09,663
- <i>Which one of those
tanks did you take?</i>

1121
00:58:09,686 --> 00:58:12,530
- The one with the...
The one with the smiley face!

1122
00:58:14,724 --> 00:58:17,728
- That's happy gas, you idiot!

1123
00:58:23,900 --> 00:58:26,141
- I want you out
of the water right now!

1124
00:58:29,172 --> 00:58:30,583
- Come on. come on!

1125
00:58:30,607 --> 00:58:33,918
General, there is
some activity in the water.

1126
00:58:33,943 --> 00:58:36,116
<i>Something going on down there.</i>

1127
00:58:47,056 --> 00:58:49,559
- We might got some troubles.

1128
00:58:49,592 --> 00:58:52,004
- Troubles?
- Troubles!

1129
00:58:53,596 --> 00:58:55,576
You don't know
that word, "troubles"?

1130
00:58:55,598 --> 00:58:57,669
Idiot! You know
that word?

1131
00:58:57,700 --> 00:59:00,010
- Idiot. Copy.

1132
00:59:00,870 --> 00:59:02,645
- You know that word?

1133
00:59:05,642 --> 00:59:06,916
Yeah...

1134
00:59:08,645 --> 00:59:10,591
- Hey, hey!
S-s-something's going on.

1135
00:59:10,613 --> 00:59:13,685
Looks like the...
The guards have been alerted.

1136
00:59:13,716 --> 00:59:16,754
- All right. We'll use that
as a distraction.

1137
00:59:16,786 --> 00:59:18,788
Now go!
- Roger that.

1138
00:59:22,759 --> 00:59:25,569
OK, they're gone! Ah!

1139
00:59:31,301 --> 00:59:33,178
- Hands up.
<i>'</i> Hmm? '

1140
00:59:34,304 --> 00:59:37,012
- Turn around!
- Ah!

1141
00:59:37,040 --> 00:59:38,610
- Whoo!

1142
00:59:42,045 --> 00:59:44,616
- Hmm... Uh...

1143
00:59:44,647 --> 00:59:45,647
- How you doing?

1144
00:59:51,955 --> 00:59:54,799
- Can one of you guys
help me out of this thing?

1145
01:00:03,833 --> 01:00:07,007
Gio! How are you?
- Not so good. You?

1146
01:00:08,905 --> 01:00:11,146
- Oh, pretty good.
Not bad.

1147
01:00:18,781 --> 01:00:20,783
- Grandpa, they're all busted.

1148
01:00:20,817 --> 01:00:22,353
- Are you sure?

1149
01:00:22,385 --> 01:00:25,730
- Yeah. Well, I'm not sure about
Mother, but the others are.

1150
01:00:25,755 --> 01:00:26,756
What do we do?

1151
01:00:26,789 --> 01:00:28,700
- Just stay in that truck, OK?

1152
01:00:28,725 --> 01:00:31,035
<i>I want you to stay
in that truck.</i>

1153
01:00:31,060 --> 01:00:32,971
Do that for me please, OK?

1154
01:00:32,996 --> 01:00:35,306
I'll take care of it.

1155
01:00:38,334 --> 01:00:41,838
Grandpa? Grandpa?

1156
01:00:46,776 --> 01:00:48,687
We gotta do something.

1157
01:00:48,711 --> 01:00:50,816
- We can't fight
the Krakhovians.

1158
01:00:50,847 --> 01:00:52,656
We got midterms next week.

1159
01:00:52,682 --> 01:00:53,854
What are you doing?

1160
01:00:53,883 --> 01:00:55,760
- What does it
look like I'm doing?

1161
01:00:55,785 --> 01:00:57,093
Come on...

1162
01:00:57,120 --> 01:00:59,100
- No, I...
- Hey, no!

1163
01:00:59,122 --> 01:01:00,829
I'm slaying, you're slaying.

1164
01:01:52,308 --> 01:01:54,879
- <i>Oh.</i>

1165
01:01:54,911 --> 01:01:57,915
Hey, you don't even
know my name, man.

1166
01:02:09,392 --> 01:02:11,133
- This?

1167
01:02:12,095 --> 01:02:14,371
- Batteries for my pacemaker.

1168
01:02:15,364 --> 01:02:17,366
- "Pissmaker"?
- "Pacemaker".

1169
01:02:18,801 --> 01:02:20,280
- Pissmaker!

1170
01:02:21,804 --> 01:02:23,010
Pissmaker!

1171
01:02:25,274 --> 01:02:26,753
I didn't know.

1172
01:02:26,776 --> 01:02:29,780
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever,
you Krakhovian cabbage.

1173
01:02:29,812 --> 01:02:31,792
- Shut!
- You shut!

1174
01:02:31,814 --> 01:02:33,293
- You shut!
- Shut you!

1175
01:02:33,316 --> 01:02:34,761
- Leave him alone!

1176
01:02:42,859 --> 01:02:45,032
- Welcome!

1177
01:02:45,895 --> 01:02:48,171
Welcome.

1178
01:02:51,400 --> 01:02:53,141
Welcome.

1179
01:02:54,203 --> 01:02:58,174
Who are you old men?

1180
01:02:58,207 --> 01:03:00,016
- Nobody you'd care to know.

1181
01:03:00,042 --> 01:03:03,922
- Nobody! Oh!

1182
01:03:03,946 --> 01:03:09,555
"Nobody," says the man
in the green bush.

1183
01:03:09,786 --> 01:03:11,788
Hello!

1184
01:03:11,821 --> 01:03:13,801
Hey!

1185
01:03:13,823 --> 01:03:16,201
And you are here
to do what, huh?

1186
01:03:16,225 --> 01:03:18,364
Arrest me? Oh!

1187
01:03:18,394 --> 01:03:23,241
What are you
old fools thinking, huh?

1188
01:03:23,266 --> 01:03:26,839
Come on, guys.
Is this a joke? Huh?

1189
01:03:26,869 --> 01:03:29,076
Is this a joke?
I love jokes. What?

1190
01:03:29,105 --> 01:03:30,948
This is
a joke. Come on!

1191
01:03:30,973 --> 01:03:32,884
- We're soldiers.

1192
01:03:32,909 --> 01:03:35,287
- Oh, Oh!

1193
01:03:35,311 --> 01:03:39,453
Is that so? Hmm.
And from what century?

1194
01:03:53,996 --> 01:03:55,976
And your commander?

1195
01:03:58,968 --> 01:04:01,574
Oh! OK, I see.

1196
01:04:01,604 --> 01:04:05,916
All for one and one
for all the old farts, huh?

1197
01:04:07,076 --> 01:04:11,183
Oh come on, bunny rabbit!
You don't like that? Ah!

1198
01:04:13,349 --> 01:04:16,990
I really hope you guys
wear your old-man diapers.

1199
01:04:18,454 --> 01:04:20,024
Hold your fire!

1200
01:04:20,056 --> 01:04:21,626
Hold on! Take it easy.

1201
01:04:35,071 --> 01:04:37,017
Easy, big guy-

1202
01:04:38,441 --> 01:04:40,011
- Ah, thanks, Lou!

1203
01:04:41,477 --> 01:04:43,184
Ah!

1204
01:04:53,356 --> 01:04:55,165
- Angie, are you all right?

1205
01:04:55,191 --> 01:04:58,001
- Who are you?
- Uh, Lou Crawford.

1206
01:04:58,027 --> 01:05:00,633
- Wait. What, what.
What, what, what?

1207
01:05:00,663 --> 01:05:03,974
What, what, what?
Major Lou Crawford?

1208
01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:07,072
The Major Lou Crawford?

1209
01:05:07,103 --> 01:05:09,481
- The... Will you slop that?

1210
01:05:09,505 --> 01:05:11,485
I'm trying to have
a conversation here.

1211
01:05:11,507 --> 01:05:13,680
- Oh. Sorry, Lou.
- Come on!

1212
01:05:13,910 --> 01:05:16,049
- Sorry.
- Yeah.

1213
01:05:16,078 --> 01:05:18,183
The Major Lou Crawford?

1214
01:05:18,214 --> 01:05:20,626
The same Major Lou Crawford
the KGB called...

1215
01:05:22,051 --> 01:05:24,292
Canuckian?
- Crazy Canuck. Yeah!

1216
01:05:24,320 --> 01:05:25,628
So you know about me, huh?

1217
01:05:25,655 --> 01:05:28,602
- I received my military
education in Stalingrad.

1218
01:05:28,624 --> 01:05:31,628
Your exploits were
required reading.

1219
01:05:31,661 --> 01:05:33,004
- I'm honoured.

1220
01:05:33,029 --> 01:05:34,599
- Don't be.

1221
01:05:34,630 --> 01:05:37,509
I was sent
to Stalingrad to study

1222
01:05:37,533 --> 01:05:40,446
after my father was
killed in action,

1223
01:05:40,469 --> 01:05:42,710
by You.

1224
01:05:42,939 --> 01:05:44,714
- It's official. We're hosed.

1225
01:05:44,941 --> 01:05:47,182
- You probably don't even
know who my father was.

1226
01:05:47,209 --> 01:05:50,088
- I pretty much remember
almost everybody I killed.

1227
01:05:50,112 --> 01:05:52,114
He wasn't a very nice guy.

1228
01:05:52,148 --> 01:05:53,718
- He had a family!

1229
01:05:53,950 --> 01:05:55,395
- He had a brother? Sister?

1230
01:05:55,418 --> 01:05:58,297
- Younger sister! She teaches.
Uh, children how to swim.

1231
01:05:58,321 --> 01:06:00,164
- Mother?
- Of course!

1232
01:06:00,189 --> 01:06:01,395
- Well, your father.

1233
01:06:01,424 --> 01:06:03,563
He should have thought
of you poor people

1234
01:06:03,592 --> 01:06:06,163
before he tried to buy
that enriched uranium

1235
01:06:06,195 --> 01:06:07,367
from one of my spies.

1236
01:06:07,396 --> 01:06:10,502
- Mmm... I killed
that spy a few years ago.

1237
01:06:10,533 --> 01:06:12,342
E-e-excuse me!

1238
01:06:12,368 --> 01:06:14,143
You mind if we go and sit down

1239
01:06:14,170 --> 01:06:16,047
while you have
your pissing contest?

1240
01:06:16,072 --> 01:06:17,278
- Yeah, no, that's all right.

1241
01:06:17,306 --> 01:06:19,081
Yeah, it's OK. Yeah.
- Thank you.

1242
01:06:19,108 --> 01:06:20,985
- Yeah, I'm good
with that. You?

1243
01:06:21,010 --> 01:06:22,216
- Yeah, yes.
- OK. Sure.

1244
01:06:22,244 --> 01:06:24,485
- Look, we all know
that you faked your death

1245
01:06:24,513 --> 01:06:27,119
and that you're trying to
get out of the country.

1246
01:06:27,149 --> 01:06:29,095
So, in the nicest way.
I'm asking you:

1247
01:06:29,118 --> 01:06:31,223
Why don't you let
this poor girl go?

1248
01:06:31,253 --> 01:06:34,291
- I would hope that
your superiors know.

1249
01:06:34,323 --> 01:06:37,202
They helped me plan my escape.

1250
01:06:39,161 --> 01:06:40,538
- Maddy...

1251
01:06:40,563 --> 01:06:43,066
- Maddy! Maddy...

1252
01:06:43,099 --> 01:06:44,703
Yeah, call it a little payback

1253
01:06:44,734 --> 01:06:47,578
for all the help I gave ASPIC
in the early '90s.

1254
01:06:47,603 --> 01:06:49,742
I helped you take down
the Berlin Wall.

1255
01:06:49,772 --> 01:06:51,149
Now you help me get away

1256
01:06:51,173 --> 01:06:55,144
from all those, um.
Unpleasant war-crimes trials.

1257
01:06:55,177 --> 01:06:56,554
I don't like them!

1258
01:06:56,579 --> 01:06:58,786
I don't like those.
You know? You know?

1259
01:06:59,015 --> 01:07:02,189
But they just don't know that
I'm going to kill all their men

1260
01:07:02,218 --> 01:07:04,129
and leave the country on my own.

1261
01:07:04,153 --> 01:07:06,190
But I'm crazy like that!

1262
01:07:06,222 --> 01:07:08,793
<i>♪</i> Crazy like that
Crazy like that <i>♪</i>

1263
01:07:12,261 --> 01:07:14,605
Uh-huh!
Our ride is here.

1264
01:07:14,630 --> 01:07:17,304
What does he mean, "our ride"?

1265
01:07:17,333 --> 01:07:19,279
- Don't worry.
They can't shoot us here.

1266
01:07:19,301 --> 01:07:20,803
It'd leave loo much evidence.

1267
01:07:21,037 --> 01:07:22,414
They'll get caught
before they leave.

1268
01:07:22,438 --> 01:07:25,783
- Very good, Major.
Man, you still got it.

1269
01:07:25,808 --> 01:07:31,224
Or I just shoot you now
and take my chances with ASPIC.

1270
01:07:31,247 --> 01:07:34,091
- Oh, aisle seal, please.

1271
01:07:34,116 --> 01:07:35,293
- Don't you have a backup plan?

1272
01:07:35,317 --> 01:07:38,298
- I... I... I think so, yeah.

1273
01:07:45,428 --> 01:07:47,533
- It's the lighter!

1274
01:07:49,098 --> 01:07:52,204
- Angie!
- Jake? Jake!

1275
01:07:55,404 --> 01:07:57,350
- Ah!
- Take cover!

1276
01:08:05,281 --> 01:08:07,352
- Mother!

1277
01:08:09,218 --> 01:08:12,859
IT'S A DUD!! IT'S A BLUFF!!

1278
01:08:16,859 --> 01:08:18,861
- Cheap commie crap!

1279
01:08:19,095 --> 01:08:20,472
Whose side are You on?

1280
01:08:29,305 --> 01:08:31,307
- Hey! Hey!

1281
01:08:31,340 --> 01:08:32,546
- I'm sorry. Lou!

1282
01:08:32,575 --> 01:08:33,576
- Kill them.

1283
01:08:37,680 --> 01:08:41,457
- Angie!
- Jake!

1284
01:08:46,755 --> 01:08:49,133
- Jake!
- Hold on! I'm coming!

1285
01:08:49,158 --> 01:08:50,398
- Let me go!

1286
01:08:59,602 --> 01:09:01,343
Jake!

1287
01:09:03,439 --> 01:09:06,147
We'll be back!

1288
01:09:10,246 --> 01:09:11,782
- Wish me luck.
- Huh?

1289
01:09:17,286 --> 01:09:18,663
- Mr. Wolf!

1290
01:09:24,393 --> 01:09:26,771
- How about me?
- Giovanni!

1291
01:09:28,164 --> 01:09:30,474
- Meet your maker!

1292
01:09:34,170 --> 01:09:35,513
- Jake!

1293
01:09:47,183 --> 01:09:48,821
- No, no, no!

1294
01:09:48,851 --> 01:09:50,728
Ah! Ah!

1295
01:10:09,338 --> 01:10:11,375
<i>♪</i> Crazy like that <i>♪</i>

1296
01:10:26,355 --> 01:10:27,527
Uh...

1297
01:10:29,325 --> 01:10:30,736
Canuckian.

1298
01:10:30,759 --> 01:10:33,865
I'll take you upstairs
for insurance. Yeah.

1299
01:10:33,896 --> 01:10:36,001
Come on, bunny rabbit.

1300
01:10:36,232 --> 01:10:38,007
Up! Up!

1301
01:10:40,236 --> 01:10:41,442
Move.

1302
01:10:44,640 --> 01:10:48,782
What are you waiting for?
Go get him!

1303
01:10:52,548 --> 01:10:54,550
Let me go!

1304
01:10:54,583 --> 01:10:56,688
Come on! Let's get
some carrots.

1305
01:10:56,719 --> 01:10:58,892
- Stay here!
- Yeah, I can do that!

1306
01:11:18,474 --> 01:11:20,283
- Where is the old man?

1307
01:11:23,045 --> 01:11:24,922
- How you doing, Harry?

1308
01:11:24,947 --> 01:11:27,427
- They're gonna get
a big charge out of this.

1309
01:11:27,449 --> 01:11:29,952
- Well, hurry up!
- Whoa, that was close!

1310
01:11:33,756 --> 01:11:34,860
- Grandpa?

1311
01:11:44,700 --> 01:11:46,680
- That's right.
That's right.

1312
01:11:46,702 --> 01:11:49,581
- Let me go!
- Oh!

1313
01:12:04,520 --> 01:12:07,660
- Let me go.
You stinking pig!

1314
01:12:07,690 --> 01:12:09,465
- You little witch!

1315
01:12:09,491 --> 01:12:14,099
If you cannot break the spirit,
break the body. Come on!

1316
01:12:20,569 --> 01:12:21,775
Come on!

1317
01:12:21,804 --> 01:12:24,512
Come on! Don't be scared.

1318
01:12:24,540 --> 01:12:26,383
It's OK. Come on!

1319
01:12:26,408 --> 01:12:27,910
- Komenkho!

1320
01:12:43,592 --> 01:12:45,731
Hey, you OK?
- Yeah, I'm fine.

1321
01:13:08,884 --> 01:13:10,921
- Angie? Angie!

1322
01:13:10,953 --> 01:13:14,025
- Jake? Jake!
What are you doing here?

1323
01:13:14,056 --> 01:13:15,535
- I came with my
grandpa to get you.

1324
01:13:15,557 --> 01:13:17,036
- That old man is your grandpa?

1325
01:13:17,059 --> 01:13:19,061
- Isn't he awesome?
- We have to go!

1326
01:13:19,094 --> 01:13:20,129
He's on the 2nd floor.

1327
01:13:20,162 --> 01:13:21,573
- Do you know where?
- Yes!

1328
01:13:28,670 --> 01:13:31,048
- Hello, kittens!
- Back, back, back!

1329
01:13:33,075 --> 01:13:34,884
- Hello, kittens!

1330
01:13:43,185 --> 01:13:45,461
- Angie?
- Yeah?

1331
01:13:45,487 --> 01:13:48,559
- Batter up.
- Yeah.

1332
01:13:48,590 --> 01:13:50,797
- I know what you're
thinking right now.

1333
01:13:50,826 --> 01:13:52,863
You're thinking to yourself:

1334
01:13:52,895 --> 01:13:55,466
'Why isn't this kid
scared of me?"

1335
01:13:55,497 --> 01:13:58,171
Am I right?
Of course I'm right.

1336
01:13:58,200 --> 01:14:01,511
You're thinking; "What does
this kid know that I don't know

1337
01:14:01,537 --> 01:14:03,517
"that's making him so fearless?

1338
01:14:03,539 --> 01:14:04,984
"Maybe he's insane.

1339
01:14:05,007 --> 01:14:09,513
"But maybe, just maybe, this kid
can take care of himself."

1340
01:14:17,519 --> 01:14:19,556
- <i>Oh.</i>

1341
01:14:27,162 --> 01:14:28,869
- Hey! Are you OK?
- Are you OK?

1342
01:14:28,897 --> 01:14:30,899
- I'm fine.
- How... how did you find me?

1343
01:14:30,933 --> 01:14:33,573
- Grandpa.
- What-what about your grandpa?

1344
01:14:33,602 --> 01:14:35,172
- I'll tell you about it later.

1345
01:14:35,204 --> 01:14:36,478
- <i>Oh.</i>

1346
01:14:37,673 --> 01:14:38,879
Hows that for confidence?

1347
01:14:38,907 --> 01:14:40,545
- That was good.
- Not bad, huh?

1348
01:14:40,576 --> 01:14:41,884
- I liked it.
That was good.

1349
01:14:41,910 --> 01:14:43,617
- Grandpa?
- Let's go.

1350
01:14:45,147 --> 01:14:46,751
- Ah!

1351
01:14:50,552 --> 01:14:52,554
<i>,</i> I'm empty!

1352
01:14:52,588 --> 01:14:56,798
- Don't ask me. I'm out!
- Time to put her on!

1353
01:14:58,060 --> 01:15:00,563
Ah! Switches...

1354
01:15:00,596 --> 01:15:03,668
Ah! I think I'm ready.

1355
01:15:05,634 --> 01:15:07,841
It's getting hot!

1356
01:15:07,870 --> 01:15:10,749
- Harry, do your magic!

1357
01:15:10,772 --> 01:15:12,649
- Wait! What?

1358
01:15:39,735 --> 01:15:41,715
Pissmaker...

1359
01:15:41,737 --> 01:15:45,708
- Harry! I love you, Harry!

1360
01:15:45,741 --> 01:15:47,652
- God works in wondrous ways

1361
01:15:47,676 --> 01:15:49,587
with a little help
from you, Harry!

1362
01:15:49,611 --> 01:15:51,591
- I knew you could do it!

1363
01:15:54,716 --> 01:15:56,024
- This way!
This way!

1364
01:15:56,051 --> 01:15:58,053
- No, no, no!
Wait, wait, wait!

1365
01:15:58,086 --> 01:15:59,622
- What?

1366
01:16:04,693 --> 01:16:06,969
- Follow me. Come on.

1367
01:16:06,995 --> 01:16:09,737
- <i>Oh.</i>

1368
01:16:15,637 --> 01:16:16,775
Ah!

1369
01:16:19,308 --> 01:16:21,254
- Hey! Grandpa, you OK?

1370
01:16:21,276 --> 01:16:22,983
- I think so.

1371
01:16:24,112 --> 01:16:25,112
- Watch out!

1372
01:16:27,249 --> 01:16:28,922
- I kill you all.

1373
01:16:38,126 --> 01:16:39,799
Bluff!

1374
01:16:39,828 --> 01:16:41,068
- A backup plan.

1375
01:16:41,096 --> 01:16:42,803
They're 2 MID 69
super-EX mines,

1376
01:16:42,831 --> 01:16:44,936
and they'll barbecue
your ass to a crisp.

1377
01:16:44,967 --> 01:16:49,712
- What are you? Some kind of
big soldier now, huh?

1378
01:16:49,738 --> 01:16:50,739
- Nope.
- Huh?

1379
01:16:50,772 --> 01:16:52,376
- Major Lou Crawford's grandson.

1380
01:16:54,643 --> 01:16:57,783
- They're only smoke bombs?
- Yeah. I lied!

1381
01:16:57,813 --> 01:16:59,793
- That's my boy!

1382
01:17:00,882 --> 01:17:03,726
You guys slay there.
Do not move.

1383
01:17:03,752 --> 01:17:05,231
OK.

1384
01:17:09,725 --> 01:17:12,672
- Excuse me.
- Ah!

1385
01:17:17,232 --> 01:17:18,711
Ah!

1386
01:17:32,414 --> 01:17:34,325
- Come on.

1387
01:17:37,853 --> 01:17:39,662
Hey! You OK?

1388
01:17:39,688 --> 01:17:41,065
- Oh!
" Oof!

1389
01:17:41,089 --> 01:17:42,659
- Yeah.

1390
01:17:42,691 --> 01:17:44,068
- Well, that probably hurt.

1391
01:17:45,260 --> 01:17:48,173
- Ah! Good job, son.
I'm proud of you.

1392
01:17:48,196 --> 01:17:51,109
- Well, I've learned
from the best.

1393
01:17:51,133 --> 01:17:53,409
- What did you say to me?

1394
01:17:54,436 --> 01:17:56,006
No, I got it.

1395
01:17:57,439 --> 01:17:59,077
I got it.

1396
01:17:59,107 --> 01:18:02,953
No, I'm not that old.
<i>I</i> get it. OK.

1397
01:18:02,978 --> 01:18:04,855
- Who was that, Lou?

1398
01:18:04,880 --> 01:18:08,851
- Uh, Harcourt. She's, uh.
Right outside here somewhere.

1399
01:18:08,884 --> 01:18:12,093
So, uh, again.
Boys, good job.

1400
01:18:12,120 --> 01:18:14,726
- Ah! It was fun, Lou!
A walk in the park.

1401
01:18:14,756 --> 01:18:18,465
- Only next time, Lou, make the
mission a little bit difficult.

1402
01:18:20,328 --> 01:18:21,864
- That was awesome!

1403
01:18:21,897 --> 01:18:23,934
Hey, do I get a cigar loo?

1404
01:18:23,965 --> 01:18:26,809
- When you start
shaving, Einstein.

1405
01:18:38,914 --> 01:18:41,155
The scene is secure.

1406
01:18:41,183 --> 01:18:42,355
- Copy that.

1407
01:18:42,384 --> 01:18:45,797
- Hey, Jakey! Introduce us
to your girlfriend.

1408
01:18:47,222 --> 01:18:49,498
Uh, yeah. Angie.
This is Scum.

1409
01:18:49,725 --> 01:18:54,231
Scum, this is Angie.
And she is not my girlfriend.

1410
01:18:54,262 --> 01:18:55,798
- Like hell I'm not!

1411
01:18:57,432 --> 01:18:59,105
Come here.

1412
01:18:59,968 --> 01:19:01,276
- Whoo!
- Whoo!

1413
01:19:01,303 --> 01:19:03,374
- Nice!
- Little boy's growing up!

1414
01:19:03,405 --> 01:19:05,407
- Nice!

1415
01:19:08,310 --> 01:19:12,258
- Angie, if I were
60 years younger...

1416
01:19:12,280 --> 01:19:14,123
- Hey!

1417
01:19:14,149 --> 01:19:16,129
- Is that Madeleine Harcourt?

1418
01:19:17,152 --> 01:19:18,790
- No fatalities.

1419
01:19:20,922 --> 01:19:22,902
- My, she's a hot one!

1420
01:19:22,924 --> 01:19:24,870
- I wish I was 70 again.
- Yeah!

1421
01:19:34,503 --> 01:19:37,416
- My, oh my, Lou!
What have you done?

1422
01:19:38,440 --> 01:19:40,920
- Exactly what you
wanted me to do, dear.

1423
01:19:40,942 --> 01:19:42,512
- Figured it out, did you?

1424
01:19:42,544 --> 01:19:46,253
- Yeah, I was a little.
Uh, little late on that.

1425
01:19:46,281 --> 01:19:49,819
But I started thinking
and I was wondering,

1426
01:19:49,851 --> 01:19:51,956
and then it came to me.

1427
01:19:51,987 --> 01:19:54,866
How the heck did I get
out of that agency

1428
01:19:54,890 --> 01:19:56,892
with the kid, so fast, so easy?

1429
01:19:56,925 --> 01:19:58,097
How did that happen?

1430
01:19:58,126 --> 01:20:00,128
- Just because some
politician tells me

1431
01:20:00,162 --> 01:20:02,904
I have to help the bastard
get out of the country,

1432
01:20:02,931 --> 01:20:05,036
it doesn't mean I
have to get in the way

1433
01:20:05,066 --> 01:20:06,477
of someone trying to slop him.

1434
01:20:06,501 --> 01:20:09,345
- Yeah, well, you could
have got us all killed.

1435
01:20:09,371 --> 01:20:11,214
- It was a risk I was
willing to take.

1436
01:20:11,239 --> 01:20:14,220
He had the girl, and there was
nothing I could do to help her.

1437
01:20:14,242 --> 01:20:16,449
- You almost got
my grandson killed!

1438
01:20:16,478 --> 01:20:18,890
- Who told you
to bring him along?

1439
01:20:19,981 --> 01:20:23,121
Lou, darling.

1440
01:20:23,151 --> 01:20:25,893
We've seen so much
action together.

1441
01:20:25,921 --> 01:20:27,457
Let's put this behind us.

1442
01:20:27,489 --> 01:20:30,595
Everyone's fine;
your grandson. your men...

1443
01:20:30,826 --> 01:20:34,103
It's been a good mission.
Just like the old days.

1444
01:20:34,129 --> 01:20:37,906
- Like the
old days. Exactly!

1445
01:20:40,602 --> 01:20:42,878
- Medic!
- What's going on over there?

1446
01:20:42,904 --> 01:20:44,406
- What the heck?
- Grandpa!

1447
01:20:44,439 --> 01:20:46,476
- Are you OK, sir?
- What's wrong with him?

1448
01:20:46,508 --> 01:20:49,045
He's going into cardiac arrest.
Bring a stretcher!

1449
01:20:49,077 --> 01:20:50,886
- Get him to an ambulance now!

1450
01:20:52,948 --> 01:20:55,087
- Grandpa, you're gonna be OK.

1451
01:20:57,986 --> 01:20:59,363
- You got him?

1452
01:21:00,455 --> 01:21:02,958
- Wait, wait, wait!

1453
01:21:04,059 --> 01:21:05,333
- Don't be scared, son.

1454
01:21:05,360 --> 01:21:08,034
- I'm sorry. We have to go.
- Move! Move!

1455
01:21:08,063 --> 01:21:10,134
- Dock him in.

1456
01:21:12,100 --> 01:21:13,306
Go straight in.
- No, no, no.

1457
01:21:13,335 --> 01:21:17,875
Jake, you stay here.
It's better. Better.

1458
01:21:17,906 --> 01:21:19,283
- Go. ma'am.

1459
01:21:20,609 --> 01:21:23,146
All clear.
Close them up.

1460
01:21:58,046 --> 01:22:00,549
- We'll see you back
at the house, OK, Jake?

1461
01:22:02,584 --> 01:22:04,063
- Take your time.

1462
01:22:04,085 --> 01:22:06,087
Such a great guy.

1463
01:22:10,992 --> 01:22:12,938
- How are you doing?

1464
01:22:14,329 --> 01:22:16,138
- I'm fine.

1465
01:22:17,165 --> 01:22:18,576
- Really?

1466
01:22:20,001 --> 01:22:21,674
- No.

1467
01:22:24,372 --> 01:22:25,976
- Jakey, you got a moment?

1468
01:22:26,007 --> 01:22:27,987
- I'll see you back
at the house, OK?

1469
01:22:28,009 --> 01:22:29,386
- Yeah.

1470
01:22:31,012 --> 01:22:33,390
- She's a great gal, Jakey.

1471
01:22:34,582 --> 01:22:36,459
- Only one at school
worth fighting for.

1472
01:22:36,484 --> 01:22:40,955
- Yeah, me and the boys,
uh, we were talking.

1473
01:22:40,989 --> 01:22:44,095
There's something
about your grandfather

1474
01:22:44,125 --> 01:22:46,127
we think you should know.

1475
01:22:47,162 --> 01:22:48,607
- You see...

1476
01:22:50,131 --> 01:22:53,510
When your grandpa was
released from active duly...

1477
01:22:54,703 --> 01:22:56,478
they wanted to relocate him

1478
01:22:56,504 --> 01:22:59,713
lo a place like
the Bahamas or Switzerland

1479
01:22:59,741 --> 01:23:01,118
so he'd be safe.

1480
01:23:01,142 --> 01:23:04,555
You know, all those villains
were after him, like Komenkho.

1481
01:23:05,580 --> 01:23:07,150
But he wouldn't go.

1482
01:23:09,417 --> 01:23:11,590
- Grandpa never could
run from a fight.

1483
01:23:13,221 --> 01:23:15,428
- We... we ran from
lots of fights, him and us.

1484
01:23:15,457 --> 01:23:18,131
That's why we all
made it as long as we did.

1485
01:23:18,159 --> 01:23:22,369
- Your grandfather wouldn't
leave because of you.

1486
01:23:23,231 --> 01:23:25,040
Me?

1487
01:23:25,066 --> 01:23:27,342
- He wanted to be close to you.

1488
01:23:27,369 --> 01:23:31,010
- It was his idea <i>to...</i>

1489
01:23:32,240 --> 01:23:36,655
lo fake being senile.
End up in a nursing home.

1490
01:23:36,678 --> 01:23:38,385
Perfect cover!

1491
01:23:38,413 --> 01:23:41,622
So the bad boys
would feel sorry for him

1492
01:23:41,649 --> 01:23:43,322
and, uh, leave him alone.

1493
01:23:43,351 --> 01:23:45,524
And <i>it...</i>
Hell, it worked.

1494
01:23:47,155 --> 01:23:48,691
- He kept up the act...

1495
01:23:50,191 --> 01:23:54,162
all those years.
Just to see you grow up.

1496
01:23:58,133 --> 01:24:00,670
- We only took him out of
that home twice a month.

1497
01:24:00,702 --> 01:24:03,080
- Yeah, well, that was
good enough for him.

1498
01:24:03,104 --> 01:24:06,085
He, uh, wanted you
to have these.

1499
01:24:13,281 --> 01:24:14,453
- And these...

1500
01:24:17,285 --> 01:24:19,390
You're family now, kiddo.

1501
01:24:20,221 --> 01:24:22,326
Nothing pulls us apart.

1502
01:24:23,291 --> 01:24:25,100
- We thought you should know.

1503
01:24:25,126 --> 01:24:27,299
- Thank you.

1504
01:24:34,769 --> 01:24:36,749
Up jumps the Devil.

1505
01:24:36,771 --> 01:24:38,717
- Yeah!
- Yeah.

1506
01:25:34,229 --> 01:25:36,505
- So, what's the
plan tonight, Picasso?

1507
01:25:36,531 --> 01:25:38,306
- Oh, let's see...
- Mm-hmm.

1508
01:25:38,333 --> 01:25:39,835
- I come to your game...
- OK.

1509
01:25:39,868 --> 01:25:42,678
- Watch you beat the snot
out of Westmore Academy,

1510
01:25:42,704 --> 01:25:45,241
and then take you
out to celebrate?

1511
01:25:45,273 --> 01:25:46,445
- Done!

1512
01:25:46,474 --> 01:25:47,851
- And my parents aren't home.

1513
01:25:47,876 --> 01:25:49,651
- Oh, well, maybe
we could, um...

1514
01:25:49,677 --> 01:25:52,681
- Hey! What an
adorable couple!

1515
01:25:54,282 --> 01:25:55,625
- Grandpa?

1516
01:25:57,752 --> 01:25:59,197
- Nice!

1517
01:26:01,356 --> 01:26:03,199
- Grandpa!

1518
01:26:05,360 --> 01:26:06,839
- Hey, kid!

1519
01:26:06,861 --> 01:26:09,205
- Hey!
- Hi, Angie!

1520
01:26:09,230 --> 01:26:11,836
- What is this? I mean,
you're supposed to <i>be...</i>

1521
01:26:11,866 --> 01:26:13,812
- Dead!
- Yeah!

1522
01:26:13,835 --> 01:26:15,246
- Yeah, officially, I am,

1523
01:26:15,270 --> 01:26:17,250
but I got to tell you.
It's very liberating.

1524
01:26:17,272 --> 01:26:19,878
- I... I don't understand.
Uh, how?

1525
01:26:19,908 --> 01:26:23,185
- Well, uh, the lunatic asylum
I was in over there...

1526
01:26:23,211 --> 01:26:24,519
I hated it at the nursing home.

1527
01:26:24,546 --> 01:26:26,753
So Maddy was gracious
enough to get me out.

1528
01:26:26,781 --> 01:26:29,421
So, "dead," now.
Is my, uh, cover.

1529
01:26:29,450 --> 01:26:32,192
- You pulled a Komenkho
and faked your own death?

1530
01:26:32,220 --> 01:26:33,324
- Yeah, but see.
That guy,

1531
01:26:33,354 --> 01:26:35,334
he got a beautiful nice
funeral out of it.

1532
01:26:35,356 --> 01:26:36,733
You know what I mean?

1533
01:26:38,393 --> 01:26:41,272
- I, uh... Mom!
Grandpa, we gotta tell Mom!

1534
01:26:41,296 --> 01:26:42,604
- Oh, no.
No, no. No.

1535
01:26:42,630 --> 01:26:45,270
Uh, let me get settled
for a little while.

1536
01:26:45,300 --> 01:26:46,643
And we'll bring her up to speed.

1537
01:26:46,668 --> 01:26:48,306
You know, once
I get settled, OK?

1538
01:26:48,336 --> 01:26:49,644
- Well, where are you going?

1539
01:26:49,671 --> 01:26:52,379
- Well, I'm, uh...
- Coming, darling?

1540
01:26:54,342 --> 01:26:55,821
Hi, Mr. Bouchard!

1541
01:26:55,843 --> 01:26:57,220
- Hi, Ms. Harcourt!

1542
01:26:57,245 --> 01:27:00,249
- Yeah, she's, uh, she's got
a little farm down in Mexico.

1543
01:27:00,281 --> 01:27:03,319
No televisions.
No TVs. no minivans.

1544
01:27:03,351 --> 01:27:06,855
Pigs, ducks, you know, sun,
a few of the blue pills...

1545
01:27:08,423 --> 01:27:10,801
Perfect, right?
- You are something else.

1546
01:27:10,825 --> 01:27:12,498
You know that?
- Yeah, man!

1547
01:27:16,397 --> 01:27:18,274
<i>- Oh, by the way...</i>

1548
01:27:18,299 --> 01:27:19,471
- No, no, no!

1549
01:27:19,500 --> 01:27:21,810
Keep those, you know.
In case I feel, like, bored.

1550
01:27:21,836 --> 01:27:23,645
And I want to come
out of retirement.

1551
01:27:23,671 --> 01:27:25,742
- OK.
- I gotta go, you guys.

1552
01:27:25,773 --> 01:27:27,343
- OK, yeah.

1553
01:27:27,375 --> 01:27:28,820
<i>'</i> Bye. gorgeous!
- Bye!

1554
01:27:28,843 --> 01:27:32,552
- And, um, I will, uh, text
you guys in a little while.

1555
01:27:32,580 --> 01:27:35,959
- Oh! Hey, Grandpa.
By the way...

1556
01:27:37,452 --> 01:27:39,625
What are you gonna do on a farm?

1557
01:27:39,654 --> 01:27:43,033
What do you know about
chickens, pigs or goals?

1558
01:27:43,258 --> 01:27:44,396
- Let me tell you something.

1559
01:27:44,425 --> 01:27:48,999
If I can destroy Death Star
and save the galaxy...

1560
01:27:49,030 --> 01:27:50,873
<i>- Star Wars? Really?</i>

1561
01:27:50,898 --> 01:27:52,400
- Yeah.
- Yeah?

1562
01:27:52,433 --> 01:27:55,505
- Lucas, that bum, he took
2 planets, changed the names...

1563
01:27:55,536 --> 01:27:58,016
- So, legally, it became
a different story.

1564
01:27:58,039 --> 01:28:02,317
- Exactly. That's why I
don't get one cent of royalties.

1565
01:28:02,343 --> 01:28:04,983
- That guy...
- That guy!

1566
01:28:07,515 --> 01:28:09,051
I got to feed some of the...

1567
01:28:20,428 --> 01:28:23,739
<i>♪ When life is about to give
you what you want ♪</i>

1568
01:28:23,765 --> 01:28:26,439
<i>♪ You really need to
give it all you have ♪</i>

1569
01:28:26,467 --> 01:28:29,073
<i>♪ You know you got to try
Believe in you and I ♪</i>

1570
01:28:29,304 --> 01:28:32,751
<i>♪ Just take that chance
and we?! reach the sky ♪</i>

1571
01:28:32,774 --> 01:28:35,687
<i>♪ I think of you
every second of the day ♪</i>

1572
01:28:35,710 --> 01:28:38,088
<i>♪ I want to give you my hand ♪</i>

1573
01:28:38,313 --> 01:28:40,919
<i>♪ You know you got to try
Believe in you and I ♪</i>

1574
01:28:40,948 --> 01:28:44,555
<i>♪ Just take that chance
and we?! reach the sky ♪</i>

1575
01:28:44,585 --> 01:28:49,694
<i>♪ We're meant to be together ♪</i>

1576
01:28:50,825 --> 01:28:55,570
<i>♪ We're meant to be together ♪</i>

1577
01:28:56,664 --> 01:29:01,079
<i>♪ We're meant to be together ♪</i>

1578
01:29:02,403 --> 01:29:06,715
<i>♪ We're meant to be together ♪</i>

1579
01:29:06,741 --> 01:29:09,449
<i>♪ You're my dream ♪</i>

1580
01:29:09,477 --> 01:29:12,549
<i>♪ I was waiting for you
for all this time ♪</i>

1581
01:29:12,580 --> 01:29:16,960
<i>♪ I dream that we can
make it through time ♪</i>

1582
01:29:16,984 --> 01:29:21,490
<i>♪ And make each other dream ♪</i>

1583
01:29:21,522 --> 01:29:24,435
<i>♪ Of a better life ♪</i>

1584
01:29:24,459 --> 01:29:28,566
<i>♪ And be</i> a <i>part
of each others fife ♪</i>

1585
01:29:28,596 --> 01:29:30,940
<i>♪ Of each others fife ♪</i>

1586
01:29:32,367 --> 01:29:34,608
<i>♪ Let's do it together ♪</i>

1587
01:29:37,538 --> 01:29:39,518
<i>♪ Let's do it together ♪</i>

1588
01:29:39,540 --> 01:29:41,417
<i>♪ You rock the work! ♪</i>

1589
01:29:41,442 --> 01:29:43,649
<i>♪ Yeah, you rock
the world, girl ♪</i>

1590
01:29:43,678 --> 01:29:45,919
<i>♪ Let's do it together ♪</i>

1591
01:29:49,617 --> 01:29:51,927
<i>♪ Let's do it together ♪</i>

1592
01:29:54,722 --> 01:29:57,601
<i>♪ Let's do it together ♪</i>

1593
01:30:00,728 --> 01:30:03,709
<i>♪ Let's do it together ♪</i>