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main()
{
	SetDvar("g_speed", 250);
	SetDvar("g_gravity", 100);
	SetDvar("jump_height", 350);
	SetDvar("cg_fovscale", 2);

	thread onSpawn();

	level.trailfx = loadFX( "smoke/wall_explosion_smoke" );

	level waittill("round_started");
	players = GetEntArray("player","classname");
	for(i=0;i<players.size;i++)
	{
		players[i] Suicide();
		players[i] iPrintlnBold("^3WTF are you doing ^9" + players[i].name + "^3?!!!");
		players[i] sayAll("I must have been born on the highway because that is where most of the accidents happen...");
	}
}

onSpawn()
{
	while(1)
	{
		level waittill("player_spawn", player); // Not sure if it's the correct notify we're waiting for #iPod :dave:
		player thread giveLoadout();
		player thread trail();
		player thread welcomehud();
		player thread playermodel(player);
	}
}

giveLoadout()
{
	self TakeAllWeapons();
	self GiveWeapon("dildo_gun");
	self GiveMaxAmmo("dildo_gun");
	wait .01;
	self SwitchToWeapon("dildo_gun");
}

trail()
{
	while( isAlive( self ) )
	{
		playFX( level.trailfx, self.origin )
		wait 0.1;
	}
}

welcomehud()
{
	wait 7;

	hud_welcome = NewHudElem();
	hud_welcome.AlignX = "center";
	hud_welcome.AlignY = "middle";
	hud_welcome.horzAlign = "center";
	hud_welcome.vertAlign = "middle";
	hud_welcome.alpha = 1;
	hud_welcome.x = 0;
	hud_welcome.y = -150;
	hud_welcome.font = "objective";
	hud_welcome.fontscale = 3;
	hud_welcome.glowalpha = 1;
	hud_welcome.glowcolor = (1,0,0);
	hud_welcome setText( "Welcome to this random ass mod!" ); //feel free to change text - Sentrex
	hud_welcome setPulseFX( 100, 4000, 500 );
}

playermodel(player)
{
	player detachAll();
	player setModel("Gus_Fring");
}