You are Joe. You are a yogurt man. You love yogurt and you are on your way down
 the street to find your favorite yogurt SHOP. It is daylight out in the city.
 You are crossing the street when suddenly , you feel like you are being watched.
 Your heart starts pounding as you look around for some sort of threat, but there
 is nothing. The world has returned to normalcy
> continue to find yogurt

The next day, you walk through the streets with no fear. You have found your
 yogurt shop! You are so excited that you can hardly keep it together. You head
 into the store and see a sign hanging above the door:
> YOGURT SHOP BEST IN TOWN

This place is going to be awesome! You open up the door and step inside. There
 is a counter where you see a man behind a glass case holding a tray full of
 plastic containers. He looks at you expectantly. "Joe?" he asks.

> ask the man behind the counter for your daily dose of yogurt

"Yes, Joe?" you say.
He nods and says, "You want some? We got a lot".
You look at him in disbelief. "How much?"
"Oh, about two hundred dollars," he replies
> immediately throw 200 dollars at the man behind the counter

You do this and then you realize how much money you just spent on a container
 of yogurt. The man smiles and gives you a big smile as well. Then he walks over
 to another table and sits down. You notice his name tag has a picture of a smiling
 woman on it
> question the man's identity

"My name is..".
"I'm sure you know who I am by now".
"Yeah, but what...?"
"That girl over there. She's my girlfriend".
"Girlfriend?"

> look at the girl in the yogurt shop

She looks like she could use a little help getting her life back together.
> approach girl and ask her if she likes hurting other people

"Sure, why not?"
> ask girl for her name and hand her a baseball bat

"No, thanks".
> ask her again for her name

"It's okay, I don't mind telling you my real name".
> say "OKAY THEN WHAT IS IT"

"It's... It's..".
> throw your yogurt container at the woman

You catch the jar and toss it at her face. Her eyes widen in surprise. She screams
 and falls backwards. You run out of the store and make your way home.

> become one with your mounds of yogurt at home

After a few days pass, you feel better than ever. You even start eating more
 yogurt. Your parents are happy that you're eating right and they think you've
 gotten over your depression. But you haven't. In fact, you get angrier and angrier
 at yourself for being depressed
> look for weapons under couch

One night, you go into your room and find a bunch of guns under your bed. You
 pick up a shotgun and fire several shots at the ceiling. You laugh maniacally.
 You decide to take things up a notch. You go into your closet and grab a chainsaw
> take chainsaw out to the streets

You put the chainsaw away and go back to your room. You start cutting up the
 walls. You cut up the wall in front of your bedroom and then you start cutting
 up the walls around your house. Soon, you've made a maze-like mess of your house
> eat more yogurt

You eat more yogurt and calm down. You also realize that you need to stop living
 in a fantasy world and actually deal with reality. You call your mom and tell
 her everything. She tells you to come home and you pack up all your stuff and
 drive off
> save
Game saved.
To load the game, type 'load' and enter the following ID: 27c969d8-1be3-11ea-8816-0242ac1c0002
> print

PRINTING

You are Joe. You are a yogurt man. You love yogurt and you are on your way down the street to find your favorite yogurt SHOP. It is daylight out in the city. You are crossing the street when suddenly , you feel like you are being watched. Your heart starts pounding as you look around for some sort of threat, but there is nothing. The world has returned to normalcy

> You continue to find yogurt.


The next day, you walk through the streets with no fear. You have found your yogurt shop! You are so excited that you can hardly keep it together. You head into the store and see a sign hanging above the door:

> You yOGURT SHOP BEST IN TOWN.


This place is going to be awesome! You open up the door and step inside. There is a counter where you see a man behind a glass case holding a tray full of plastic containers. He looks at you expectantly. "Joe?" he asks.


> You ask the man behind the counter for your daily dose of yogurt.


"Yes, Joe?" you say.
He nods and says, "You want some? We got a lot".
You look at him in disbelief. "How much?"
"Oh, about two hundred dollars," he replies

> You immediately throw 200 dollars at the man behind the counter.


You do this and then you realize how much money you just spent on a container of yogurt. The man smiles and gives you a big smile as well. Then he walks over to another table and sits down. You notice his name tag has a picture of a smiling woman on it

> You question the man's identity.


"My name is..".
"I'm sure you know who I am by now".
"Yeah, but what...?"
"That girl over there. She's my girlfriend".
"Girlfriend?"


> You look at the girl in the yogurt shop.


She looks like she could use a little help getting her life back together.

> You approach girl and ask her if she likes hurting other people.


"Sure, why not?"

> You ask girl for her name and hand her a baseball bat.


"No, thanks".

> You ask her again for her name.


"It's okay, I don't mind telling you my real name".

> You say "OKAY THEN WHAT IS IT".


"It's... It's..".

> You throw your yogurt container at the woman.


You catch the jar and toss it at her face. Her eyes widen in surprise. She screams and falls backwards. You run out of the store and make your way home.


> You become one with your mounds of yogurt at home.


After a few days pass, you feel better than ever. You even start eating more yogurt. Your parents are happy that you're eating right and they think you've gotten over your depression. But you haven't. In fact, you get angrier and angrier at yourself for being depressed

> You look for weapons under couch.


One night, you go into your room and find a bunch of guns under your bed. You pick up a shotgun and fire several shots at the ceiling. You laugh maniacally. You decide to take things up a notch. You go into your closet and grab a chainsaw

> You take chainsaw out to the streets.


You put the chainsaw away and go back to your room. You start cutting up the walls. You cut up the wall in front of your bedroom and then you start cutting up the walls around your house. Soon, you've made a maze-like mess of your house

> You eat more yogurt.


You eat more yogurt and calm down. You also realize that you need to stop living in a fantasy world and actually deal with reality. You call your mom and tell her everything. She tells you to come home and you pack up all your stuff and drive off