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  1. You are Joe. You are a yogurt man. You love yogurt and you are on your way down
  2.  the street to find your favorite yogurt SHOP. It is daylight out in the city.
  3.  You are crossing the street when suddenly , you feel like you are being watched.
  4.  Your heart starts pounding as you look around for some sort of threat, but there
  5.  is nothing. The world has returned to normalcy
  6. > continue to find yogurt
  7.  
  8. The next day, you walk through the streets with no fear. You have found your
  9.  yogurt shop! You are so excited that you can hardly keep it together. You head
  10.  into the store and see a sign hanging above the door:
  11. > YOGURT SHOP BEST IN TOWN
  12.  
  13. This place is going to be awesome! You open up the door and step inside. There
  14.  is a counter where you see a man behind a glass case holding a tray full of
  15.  plastic containers. He looks at you expectantly. "Joe?" he asks.
  16.  
  17. > ask the man behind the counter for your daily dose of yogurt
  18.  
  19. "Yes, Joe?" you say.
  20. He nods and says, "You want some? We got a lot".
  21. You look at him in disbelief. "How much?"
  22. "Oh, about two hundred dollars," he replies
  23. > immediately throw 200 dollars at the man behind the counter
  24.  
  25. You do this and then you realize how much money you just spent on a container
  26.  of yogurt. The man smiles and gives you a big smile as well. Then he walks over
  27.  to another table and sits down. You notice his name tag has a picture of a smiling
  28.  woman on it
  29. > question the man's identity
  30.  
  31. "My name is..".
  32. "I'm sure you know who I am by now".
  33. "Yeah, but what...?"
  34. "That girl over there. She's my girlfriend".
  35. "Girlfriend?"
  36.  
  37. > look at the girl in the yogurt shop
  38.  
  39. She looks like she could use a little help getting her life back together.
  40. > approach girl and ask her if she likes hurting other people
  41.  
  42. "Sure, why not?"
  43. > ask girl for her name and hand her a baseball bat
  44.  
  45. "No, thanks".
  46. > ask her again for her name
  47.  
  48. "It's okay, I don't mind telling you my real name".
  49. > say "OKAY THEN WHAT IS IT"
  50.  
  51. "It's... It's..".
  52. > throw your yogurt container at the woman
  53.  
  54. You catch the jar and toss it at her face. Her eyes widen in surprise. She screams
  55.  and falls backwards. You run out of the store and make your way home.
  56.  
  57. > become one with your mounds of yogurt at home
  58.  
  59. After a few days pass, you feel better than ever. You even start eating more
  60.  yogurt. Your parents are happy that you're eating right and they think you've
  61.  gotten over your depression. But you haven't. In fact, you get angrier and angrier
  62.  at yourself for being depressed
  63. > look for weapons under couch
  64.  
  65. One night, you go into your room and find a bunch of guns under your bed. You
  66.  pick up a shotgun and fire several shots at the ceiling. You laugh maniacally.
  67.  You decide to take things up a notch. You go into your closet and grab a chainsaw
  68. > take chainsaw out to the streets
  69.  
  70. You put the chainsaw away and go back to your room. You start cutting up the
  71.  walls. You cut up the wall in front of your bedroom and then you start cutting
  72.  up the walls around your house. Soon, you've made a maze-like mess of your house
  73. > eat more yogurt
  74.  
  75. You eat more yogurt and calm down. You also realize that you need to stop living
  76.  in a fantasy world and actually deal with reality. You call your mom and tell
  77.  her everything. She tells you to come home and you pack up all your stuff and
  78.  drive off
  79. > save
  80. Game saved.
  81. To load the game, type 'load' and enter the following ID: 27c969d8-1be3-11ea-8816-0242ac1c0002
  82. > print
  83.  
  84. PRINTING
  85.  
  86. You are Joe. You are a yogurt man. You love yogurt and you are on your way down the street to find your favorite yogurt SHOP. It is daylight out in the city. You are crossing the street when suddenly , you feel like you are being watched. Your heart starts pounding as you look around for some sort of threat, but there is nothing. The world has returned to normalcy
  87.  
  88. > You continue to find yogurt.
  89.  
  90.  
  91. The next day, you walk through the streets with no fear. You have found your yogurt shop! You are so excited that you can hardly keep it together. You head into the store and see a sign hanging above the door:
  92.  
  93. > You yOGURT SHOP BEST IN TOWN.
  94.  
  95.  
  96. This place is going to be awesome! You open up the door and step inside. There is a counter where you see a man behind a glass case holding a tray full of plastic containers. He looks at you expectantly. "Joe?" he asks.
  97.  
  98.  
  99. > You ask the man behind the counter for your daily dose of yogurt.
  100.  
  101.  
  102. "Yes, Joe?" you say.
  103. He nods and says, "You want some? We got a lot".
  104. You look at him in disbelief. "How much?"
  105. "Oh, about two hundred dollars," he replies
  106.  
  107. > You immediately throw 200 dollars at the man behind the counter.
  108.  
  109.  
  110. You do this and then you realize how much money you just spent on a container of yogurt. The man smiles and gives you a big smile as well. Then he walks over to another table and sits down. You notice his name tag has a picture of a smiling woman on it
  111.  
  112. > You question the man's identity.
  113.  
  114.  
  115. "My name is..".
  116. "I'm sure you know who I am by now".
  117. "Yeah, but what...?"
  118. "That girl over there. She's my girlfriend".
  119. "Girlfriend?"
  120.  
  121.  
  122. > You look at the girl in the yogurt shop.
  123.  
  124.  
  125. She looks like she could use a little help getting her life back together.
  126.  
  127. > You approach girl and ask her if she likes hurting other people.
  128.  
  129.  
  130. "Sure, why not?"
  131.  
  132. > You ask girl for her name and hand her a baseball bat.
  133.  
  134.  
  135. "No, thanks".
  136.  
  137. > You ask her again for her name.
  138.  
  139.  
  140. "It's okay, I don't mind telling you my real name".
  141.  
  142. > You say "OKAY THEN WHAT IS IT".
  143.  
  144.  
  145. "It's... It's..".
  146.  
  147. > You throw your yogurt container at the woman.
  148.  
  149.  
  150. You catch the jar and toss it at her face. Her eyes widen in surprise. She screams and falls backwards. You run out of the store and make your way home.
  151.  
  152.  
  153. > You become one with your mounds of yogurt at home.
  154.  
  155.  
  156. After a few days pass, you feel better than ever. You even start eating more yogurt. Your parents are happy that you're eating right and they think you've gotten over your depression. But you haven't. In fact, you get angrier and angrier at yourself for being depressed
  157.  
  158. > You look for weapons under couch.
  159.  
  160.  
  161. One night, you go into your room and find a bunch of guns under your bed. You pick up a shotgun and fire several shots at the ceiling. You laugh maniacally. You decide to take things up a notch. You go into your closet and grab a chainsaw
  162.  
  163. > You take chainsaw out to the streets.
  164.  
  165.  
  166. You put the chainsaw away and go back to your room. You start cutting up the walls. You cut up the wall in front of your bedroom and then you start cutting up the walls around your house. Soon, you've made a maze-like mess of your house
  167.  
  168. > You eat more yogurt.
  169.  
  170.  
  171. You eat more yogurt and calm down. You also realize that you need to stop living in a fantasy world and actually deal with reality. You call your mom and tell her everything. She tells you to come home and you pack up all your stuff and drive off
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